Nords in Morrowind vs Nords in Skyrim

Nords are cool! get it?! Because they get cold resistant?
#memes #morrowind #skyrim

[@GNOMESARECOMINGFORYOu]

A beard in Oblivion? What madness is this?

[@Bludobi9001]

Sheogorath won't be happy about that

[@carcerharlson9767]

@@Bludobi9001 "Enjoy the view!"

[@TexasRed649]

Only one person in oblivion was allowed to have a beard.

[@FunkBastid]

This is impossible! Oblivion’s being trolled!

[@mozkuthehermit5909]

Only beards in Oblivion is on Khajiits Look at those glorious manes what Nords can emulate after hundreds of years later at Skyrim

[@JamestheFreak24]

Ironically Oblivion is the only Elder Scrolls where men weren't able to have a beard without mods.

[@CyranofromBergerac]

Technically you can change the shading on the chin area to make a small beard. It's not the same though.

[@sebastiancoar1991]

What about Sheogorath? He had a beard.

[@crackhead2734]

​@sebastiancoar1991 it is illegal for anyone BUT Sheogorath to have a beard.

[@oathkeeperofoblivion972]

​@@sebastiancoar1991his is weird. The game considers it his tongue.

[@sebastiancoar1991]

@oathkeeperofoblivion972 Lol... Bethesda has it coded in?

[@JustGrowingUp84]

This is fantastic! Perhaps the only inaccuracy is that no Nord in Oblivion ever looked as good as bearded Dexter!

[@PersonOfRandomnesss]

They didnt even have any beards

[@stanleyronblake1646]

For the next: Two handed in Morrowind vs Two Handed in Skyrim we need more Slayers anime memes

[@MyTwoPence]

Indeed we do need more Slayer memes. I'll get on it ❤️

[@stanleyronblake1646]

@@MyTwoPence maybe we can revival the fandom and maybe we can get a reboot

[@slayer0235]

@@stanleyronblake1646 I like your way of thinking brother.

[@amauriherrera6022]

WHERE?!

[@aeric_]

Mel Gibson is perfect reaction Material. Nord vs Elf in Skyrim Nord: "I swear before this war is over- I am going to kill you" High Elf: "Why Wait?"

[@Maverickgrindstar]

The best part about playing Skyrim on PC is that Rolff Stonefist and Elenwen can have their essential status removed. Seriously, the fact Elenwen wasn't a boss somewhere in the Stormcloak questline was one of the biggest sins in gaming

[@a.j.carter2294]

@@MaverickgrindstarI also wonder why Ulfric wouldn’t take the opportunity to sack the Thalmor Embassy but once I thought about it it makes sense; defeating and driving out the Empire and establishing a new regime is one thing but attacking the Embassy on top of this means declaring open war on the Dominion and Skyrim wouldn’t be prepared for that.

[@Maverickgrindstar]

@a.j.carter2294 yeah, the whole point was that the thalmor knew Skyrim was a threat so they fanned the flames of civil war. If the Empire won they could annex Skyrim and take it's resources to rebuild their army (mind you the Empire is dying anyway so even if they beat the thalmor it'd be a phyrric victory, but that's beside the point). If Skyrim wins the Nords dig in to make conquering Skyrim impossible until they're in a position to actually invade without losing territory. Either way, like you said, sacking the embassy is a bad idea. But still, I feel like Elenwen would get all pissy because you ended the civil war and try to kill you. So she could've been a boss without sacking the embassy

[@TheSourcealpha]

"I met Mell Gibson in Windhelm and he called me a Pelinal-dodger"

[@wastrelperv]

​@@Maverickgrindstar She'd have sent assassins. Between the khajiit and the bosmer, I'm sure the Thalmor have their pick of the litter when it comes to skilled killers at their disposal.

[@Crazyguy896]

sheogorath will have ur head for having that magnificent beard dexter

[@spooko3991]

The Skyrim civil war is basically a morally gray version of Braveheart so that makes sense.

[@PhilBurnell12]

It's not the beard on the outside that counts, it's the beard on the inside.

[@koletonnelson6310]

Somehow, when Mel bends down to pick up the cloth, I was expecting “A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON!”

[@ucleazgard]

1:09 *A new hand touches the beacon!*

[@redwood3036]

Seen any elves? Hahahahahahaha

[@justiciar1964]

You like to dance close to the fire, don't you?

[@SB-129]

The juxtaposition / tonal shift between Dexter and William Wallace is sheer genius.

[@TCWRebelsResistanceWords]

Braveheart was a GREAT choice for Skyrim

[@Kardfogu]

Is it? The nords in skyrim are portrayed as illiterate neanderthals who can't even free themselves from a fallen Empire without Mary Sue's help. If you think about it, skyrim's concept of nords is not too flattering... xd

[@angryvaultguy]

​@@KardfoguI know right lol I miss when nords were actually a strange but strong people In fact many races in Skyrim are not flattering and also dumbed down especially the dunmer

[@Kardfogu]

@@angryvaultguy The orsimer pulled the shortest straw, but really, all races are portrayed as their incompetent versions in skyrim.

[@Myname-l3h]

And he's celtic

[@alexanderradcliffe5578]

Morrowind is the most fucked up game I've ever played. It unaplogetically spits in the face of everything the modern gaming industry has become and I fucking love it

[@wastrelperv]

Skyrim is better 😂 can't wait for Skyrim 2 😱, Todd is my Godd 😍

[@helloidharbl6753]

I've played em all. Morrowind>>>> Oblivion/Skyrim

[@alexanderradcliffe5578]

@@helloidharbl6753 I'm trying Oblivion for the 1st time now. I'm 6 hours into the game and I'm only level 3. I heard the quests are really good... IF I COULD FIND ONE! Same deal with the dungeons/locations, I can barely find any. Oblivion feels like an empty world to me so far. I'm hoping I'll enjoy it more once I get my bearings but. So far I'm not seeing the hype. I think either Skyrim or Morrowind beats Oblivion decisively imo rn

[@itsaguinness]

flying half naked while that music plays

[@jorvach9874]

IMO out of the ones I've played: Skyrim > Morrowind > Oblivion As for Arena, Daggerfall, Online, and the myriad spinoffs... who knows? Not me.

[@GlidingZephyr]

I'm so glad I never watch the Oscars.

[@guitarheromorello]

But you missed the Will Smith slap a few years back.

[@brosephbroman7564]

Good thing. You've saved yourself about 5,000,000 brain cells and taking a -35+/- to your IQ

[@GlidingZephyr]

@@guitarheromorello Nah, I saw the clips of it and the aftermath. I have a theory that every now and then, some celebrity at a major event is drawn from a hat to make a fool of themselves to distract us plebs from reality, for a few months. I don't think Chris Rock was in on that one (to make it look real; Chris was probably told Will would just laugh it off). And John Cena's stunt just disgusted most people on the outside.

[@guitarheromorello]

@@GlidingZephyr Well, the Cena naked stunt was for the 50th anniversary of a streaker running on the Oscar's stage and it was quite poetic that he was announcing the winner for Best Costume.

[@GlidingZephyr]

@@guitarheromorello Ohhh, okay. That actually makes a lot of sense. Thanks for clarifying.

[@FunkBastid]

Total Altmer death

[@exenderlloyd7750]

TND (Total duNmer Death)

[@darkpaw1522]

Missed opportunity to put *Inventory Gained Linen Cloth*

[@thenormalformalandhormonal8531]

To be fair, this actually makes sense. Morrowind seems a lot more accepting of drunken shenanigans than Cyrodiil during oblivion/morrowind. By the time skyrim happens, the world has basically been set on fire, and everyone has ptsd from it. Anyways, yah, I know I'm over analyzing a joke. I just think it's cool that the attitudes of the people match the attitudes of their region/times they live in.

[@JoltJackelope]

I See Dexter In The Thumbnail, I Click.

[@Raycheetah]

I have a closet FULL of Thalmor robes, gloves, and boots. But it's not full ENOUGH. ='[.]'=

[@seashorerumble1380]

Television characters superimposed into elder scrolls games is my favorite genre

[@LalitaLunaYogini]

Damn... That scene... 🥺 Fr I think Brave Heart was the first time I ever cried at a movie... 🥺❤️

[@rudiruttger]

The only proper way to speak to the Thalmor.

[@AnimeNPC.]

It’s not about the size of the Beard on your face, but the size of the beard on your heart.

[@TotallyNotTimothyMcVeigh]

SCOTLAND FOREVAH

[@lunch_trey]

You're forgetting one key aspect of Nords in Skyrim: The blatant racism

[@TheJaminator128]

All races in Elder Scrolls are racist lmao.

[@lancekemal8989]

Isn't basically every race in Elder Scrolls except Orcs?

[@destubae3271]

That last one must've been VR

[@v.n.ofishmaster6168]

Bro the only sad thing is that The most busted race in Skyrim is legit high elves for their running speed

[@quantemwensday]

the berd is covering his whole body he's still naked

[@slayernoname980]

No quest objectives notification fanfair 0/10

[@pipsqueak8401]

When I was a little kid, I would always rush the arena in oblivion and get hard stomped by an early fight. I found out though that the Nord Racial did huge damage to that specific fight and I used it to cheese my way up until the fight with the 3 argonians, then I got hard stuck again lmao

[@hankskorpio5857]

Dexter references Shaft...? ..Thats rad..

[@crowzur6055]

Nordsl

[@BarrickMacready]

i was a beardless nord in oblivion on my highest lvl character

[@svensorensen7693]

John Cena should know better than to invite a witch to his fire

[@halo3odst]

Damn knife ears

[@abyss9316]

Mel Gibson and Elder Scrolls go together like famous Hollywood movie stars and DUIs this seriously is a match made in heaven Mel Gibson is the truest Nord in the sense of the elf loathing.... to say the least let's put it that way

[@axelwulf6220]

You're not wrong

[@Cardstock1321]

I can't see anything at first

[@eszytheghost4332]

My nord characrer in morrowind:naked punching people to death My nord charactee in oblivion:in leather punching people to death My nord in skyrim:Axe

[@dragonhunterneo1742]

You can still punch people to death in Skyrim it just requires enchantment and heavy armor in vanilla

[@Bluesonofman]

I mean people criticize the way Ulfric has the Dark Elfs in a slum, but to be honest they are nothing more than outsiders who are doing no favors for themselves. They are guests in a foreign land and the least they can do is show some loyalty to the people who took them in in their darkest hour. Even if it’s just guard duty if they are that adamant about not fighting in the war as eventually the war will come to them and the Empire won’t care and treat them as Rebels anyway.

[@exenderlloyd7750]

Amen and I dearly wish more people would think the same IRL too... I however like to think that Ulfric didn't give the Dunmer a slum, but that the Dunmer turned the inconspicuous Snow Quarter TO a slum

[@Amantducafe]

I want my Nords free from the Empire just like how i want the Irish, Scots and Welsh free from the English.

[@ЕвгенийКостенко-д4ч]

Why did I read Nerds? 😮😅

[@Blackrockmore]

Not Far Horizons, not the death animation 😭😭😂😂

[@mitchmcginn4250]

*thunder rolls* Greybeard Stormcloak: "MacAulish." *turns to his comrade nodding* "MacAulish." *raises axe* "MACAULISH!" Stormcloaks: "MacAulish! MacAulish! MACAULISH! ULFRIC! ULFRIC! ULFRIC!" (If you know, you know, but "MacAulish" actually means "son of Wallace" in Scottish.)

[@PurplePotash]

There were nords in oblivion?

[@Myname-l3h]

Braveheart is celtic.

[@skjaldulfr]

Wrong, there are no beards in Oblivion, other than Sheogorath's beard in the expansion. Which I am very well aware of, because it frustrated me to no end when I wanted to make a Nord character.

[@mozkuthehermit5909]

Next video about Khajiits in Elder scrolls games No matter what game it is Cats have their "catnip" on them I love those high on life cats

[@ComfortsSpecter]

Where Beard?

[@manuelvasquez4144]

Really? Why do you have an empty field for the nords in Morrowind?

[@NecroBanana]

Nords got gimped hard in Skyrim. Literally the worst they've ever been.

[@OrgusDin]

Morrowind nords for life.

[@killertruth186]

Their frost resistance had only gone down by half.

[@NecroBanana]

@@killertruth186 they lost lightning resistance from MW and Woad. They also lost ALL the interesting lore regarding Kyraneth and the other nord pantheon.

[@killertruth186]

@@NecroBanana The later would make sense for the Nords becoming too soft. And you would make a solid good point.

[@PersonOfRandomnesss]

At least they had beards, unlike babyfaced Oblivion Nords

[@xlambs]

got unsubscribed. need to sample Northman for next Nord upload.

[@MrWhoDare]

🥹👏🏻👏🏻

[@cancergrapefruit8873]

Beard? Oblivion? Bruh this meme sucks.

[@mesektet5776]

Dunmer in Morrowind: Roots: “Your Name Is TOBAY” Dunmer in Oblivion: Addams Family: “Burn us boil us, Break our bones, we will come back for more, and why?… Because we like it!” Dunmer in Skyrim: South Park Goth Kids: “They’re all a bunch of fascist conformists. To be a non-conformist, you need to dress and act like us.”

[@Arkaeus04]

N’wah

[@siechamontillado]

God bless you for your reference to Roots, may it never be forgotten.

[@GenocideLv]

fascist literally means nothing but anti-communist. Its a compliment.

[@Raycheetah]

@@siechamontillado Roots, the plagiarized and historically inaccurate novel? Yeah. I'll never forget those facts. =9[.]9=

[@moralityisnotsubjective5]

@@Raycheetah "I wanted to give my people a myth to live by." So, basically, a lie.

[@IamAJoe]

Nordsl

[@MauricioOsuna-et8et]

Wait, no "You Skyrim trash!" followed by a "You talk too much shit for someone within axe distance."

[@Sottoth]

I was expecting John Cena to say "HAVE YOU SEEN ANY WITCHES? HAHAHA!"

[@yahiakhebour]

skyrim belongs to the nords !

[@Propane_Acccessories]

Mel Gibson doesn't like the Thalmor in real life either

[@sakamoto2467]

Based

[@Propane_Acccessories]

@@sakamoto2467 He even made a movie about Talos

[@MinscFromBaldursGate92]

Dexter looks like a Warhammer dwarf.

[@claytucker5025]

Sorry, but the Dexter bit was super far off the mark. Honestly the Nords of Oblivion were like hearty tavern goers, fairly mild mannered- not at all like the take charge, beard-wielding rugged barbarians from Morrowind.

[@tyrant-den884]

So: actual Nords from Skyrim do not want to be associated with "Nords from Skyrim"?

[@anguswilliam2141]

Soon. We will all return to Morrowind.

[@ballbagchris6920]

Ironically I named my first Nord character in Skyrim “Braveheart” 😅

[@itsaguinness]

not Wallace?

[@stoned_kitty]

Nords in oblivion is just my dad in the 90s

[@Tomattoism]

Got to show this to my Scottish friend lol

[@Jarvis466]

Ah yes normal reaction to thalmor

[@benjaminoechsli1941]

Just as the Divines intended.

[@thenamestails7152]

Kindest nord-other race interaction:

[@bobcabbit6343]

How did i forget Dede had friends? That quest in morrowind brings back memories. I used to save anytime I spotted someone out in the wild because back then, there was no indication as to who was friendly. Spotted this guy didn't even save because it was quite clear he was unarmed. Always sided with the woman. His story just seemed fishy.

[@EmperorDude1990]

The funny thing is we didn't save because he's unarmed but that chad level 10, 55 hand to hand barbarian absolutely smacks, literally. So many newbie players turned into blood pulp by those hands.

[@speedytypermananswers5551]

“Nords in Skyrim” then proceeded to show Breton…. are you going to just ignore that he’s wearing a kilt? Must be a forsworn or something.

[@vivaelgato4541]

I don't get the Morrowind reference. There was no one there....

[@magnumopus8124]

i really should watch braveheart again......

[@bearVshark100]

Why were there so many shaft references in old kids cartoons?

[@darudesandstorm5993]

that Dexter clip is a reference to to Theme from Shaft

[@Starkogi]

Damn elves.

[@HamanKarn567]

Those witches in morrowind always tricking nords. Also that would have been a great side quest in Skyrim. Helping a nord avenge his wife for being murdered by thalmor. Could relate to that one Talos Shrine massacre. I guess missing in action is similar though just between son and brothers.

[@Daktangle]

Nords, my favourite bigoted Australians!

[@sonicrules364]

nah nah see this isnt accurate to skyrim nords at all theres no racism sorry try again

[@MerkhVision]

I have no idea what you’re trying to say lmao

[@johnmccormick9525]

Action Hank

[@dumpsterchild5734]

Damm true Damm true 😂😂😂

[@aYtto]

What was that flying plank