normaal vulgaris magistralis

[@kolsveinnskraevolding]

Every man on earth should learn this song and sing it at least once a day.

[@Jamesucht]

They have to wear that outfit too.

[@onelansou]

and needs to grow a majestic moustache

[@cogumetal]

Ok. For now on, singing Vulgaris Magistralis dressed as a disco-themed dutch barbarian with a majestic mustache is the official ritual to reach manhood.

[@caiobertola2885]

... and colossal fangs.... without this, no sing

[@onelansou]

Caio Bertola And this

[@JoeEnabnit]

therapist: "sabertoothe nietzsche isn't real, he can't hurt you" sabertoothe nietzsche: ah-hoo, bumbubumm

[@saeyabor]

[distant Ubermensch hair-metal]

[@Kampfwageneer]

Lol

[@KungKras]

Sabertooth Nietzsche: *Beats drums*

[@harrisen9136]

❤

[@food4276]

Came for heidevolk, found sabertooth Nietzsche

[@LaylaSpellwind]

While Heidevolk are awesome, they don't have that moustache!

[@tassadar5176]

Or teeth!

[@ArcaneAlcoveShorts]

or bones

[@joaowunsch3248]

Or a tiger in the bandana

[@actionms8566]

+Korkrag Steelblood true, true...

[@HungryWanderer86]

Or Wardrums

[@juliakalinowska3175]

This is the anthem of manliness

[@Aaradorn]

oh my no.... this is the ultimate cringe for dutch people

[@gerechtsdeurwaarderpeter6311]

Helemaal niet. Dit is juist mooi!!!

[@kolsveinnskraevolding]

+aaradorn LIES AND HERESY.

[@ilovepudding7873]

i love it greetings from from utereg

[@a_fuckin_spacemarine7514]

aaradorn Pussy

[@ultratensao]

This music is something above incredible. Totally love it, Normaal is my new favorite band!

[@KingDevil444]

Too bad they just recently broke up :/

[@felina3807]

Don't think 'broke up' is the right way to describe it. They just called it quits after 40 years.

[@slougtherhousetv]

They are returning!

[@GrouRocks]

They are legends. They were the first to sing rock in dialect, and thus revigorated the culture of regions that the urban regions of the Netherlands considered to be just backward hicks. Many bands would follow their lead, and put their own provinces/regions in the spotlight.

[@UCvow2TUIH0d2Ax2vik9ILzg]

@@GrouRocks That's interesting, this dialect sounds so much better to me than any normal Dutch that I find.

[@Colouh]

I listen to this song while dinner and now Odin is at my table too

[@earendilthemariner5546]

Agustin Alejo Gimenez Itd be Wodan or Wotan in this case. Not odin. Spelling wise

[@phoenix1977]

could be either, mythologically speaking though i think oding was wodan's son, could be wrong though.

[@pedobear497]

phoenix1977 odin and wodan are the same god but the germanic people in the south called him wodan while the germanics in scandinavia called him odin. The same applies to thor and donar.

[@pedobear497]

phoenix1977 odin and wodan are the same god but the germanic people in the south called him wodan while the germanics in scandinavia called him odin. The same applies to thor and donar.

[@ProletarianNuklearWarrior]

Woðen is the pronunciation, right?

[@johnzio565]

an hymn to the prehistorics manly manliness and badassry. How can one not like it ?

[@luanoire]

Buen rock de Holanda que me gusta escuchar desde México

[@larsvulgaris7905]

Heidevolk plays this song very well too :)

[@chrisculverhouse2617]

This song completes my life and it is the anthem of being a man on this world.

[@Gooster7]

The internet dubbed him as Sabertooth Nietzsche... that’s too funny

[@tonkool4736]

What I find so pleasant, is that I read so many comments from English speaking people here, considering the fact that this Dutch dialect must be pretty inconcievable to them... Great!!

[@BreninCyhyr]

As an english speaker who knows a bit of german, it's actually not hard to understand around half of it. I think this dialect sounds really cool too!

[@casvandijck9338]

As a dutchie myself, if I didnt have the lyrics on paper I wouldnt have a clue what its about except a weird-named badass riding a mammoth (or on sundays his mastodont)

[@DiegoDelRey1]

Love him singing with these vampire teeth . True barbarian.

[@wyattthemoose8983]

I AM SO MAD THAT THIS IS NOT ON SPOTIFY

[@thebluewolf9678]

Vulgaris Magistralis- Bonus Track from Heidevolk

[@hyper_5pace902]

@@thebluewolf9678Heidevolk’s cover is great but it would also be nice to have the original on spotify as well

[@brendonyuri1079]

I don't know how I came here from listening emo music, but I don't regret it and I love this and Heidevoolk version

[@kalaloch131]

Love this so much, I wish they did more songs in this style.

[@JASONCWB]

Essa música é sensacional!! Hahaa Ritmo, letra, a temática. Dá até ânimo pra passar o dia. Kkkk

[@bertramjagoda5444]

Sabertooth Nietzsche whacking the microphone with his dog treats then trying to fix it.... with his dog treats is pure gold.

[@Hogo69]

Awesome, thought it was a Heidevolk song. Actually like this one more than Heidevolks now. The Heidevolk version is a little too refined and clean sounding.

[@doctor4th958]

How do you like this version of the song? kzbin.info/www/bejne/pIDZipV6fpaIobM

[@ArnoldVeeman]

A great cover though, but yes… nothing beats the original

[@JonnyChapelow]

I first found this song with a picture of a massive Viking looking guy. This is my favourite version now just because of these mad lads wardrobe.

[@ferrusmanus7837]

un himno a ser un hombre de verdad!!!

[@AtomskTheMynahBird]

My sister Chihuahua become a wolf thank to this glorious song!

[@Lena-cz6re]

your sister is a chihuahua?

[@casvandijck9338]

Finally a real dog.

[@email3021]

this song summoned trolls into my livingroom

[@billylukito5522]

+Jeremiah Fox what? are not this song supposed to summon army of viking?

[@wulfila99]

+billy lukito Not really, as the Dutch aren't vikings^^

[@jeancasagrande3730]

it summons mastodons!

[@jsmoothd654]

They'd summon Saxon warriors

[@DonNadie756]

MetalViking So, why this song says "Odin and Thor are my cousins" or something like that.

[@Darkbreath89]

Can't get enough of this song ...or the mustache ! :D

[@matodiniv]

Are those two giant dog treats he's using as drumsticks?......awesome!

[@MoonWrath88]

matheas debattista I wonder how big must be the dog that can bite those things... O_O

[@brino7278]

a zillion times more entertaining than anything in german television

[@Gadavillers-Panoir]

Spartans listened to this song before going to war.

[@casvandijck9338]

They were 300 wimps before they gave this song a listen

[@Tomorer]

So this is the original???

[@luizwestim2123]

+Tomorer yep

[@IWANAROCKYEEEAAAA]

+Tomorer those exact words came to mi mind when i saw it still not bad at all

[@loopytheclown4210]

there is a cover by heidvolk

[@loopytheclown4210]

+Jimithy Dandy but in my option this one is better

[@Tomorer]

+Marku k What do the squares mean? P.S. -- Quickest reply on Utube EVER!!!! ... SALUT!!!

[@jaydekonah]

I have loved this for years.

[@rolandvitai2212]

This is Ram Jam with a ton of testosterone

[@rigabymoreno5951]

I made my baby nephew listen to this song. He grew a beard.

[@mooonlightwolwhite]

Escuchando esta versión original deje de ser Colombiana y me volví Germana, Wodin y Donar están sentados acá y mi café se convirtió en cerveza. Mi esposo se convirtió en un Mastodonte y ya no le enseño las vocales a mi hija sino manejar un arco y flecha :v

[@maoo008]

Freya te proteja hermana!!

[@vladkusanagii7577]

Jejejeje y yo dejo de ser azteca 🇲🇽 para ser germano. ✨😊

[@MarlonVieira]

This is awesome in so many levels!

[@joaonunes2314]

Cara, esse é o hino da masculinidade, todos deveríamos saber de cor

[@talonsoftheraven6693]

i am Vulgaris Magistralis....and on a Mammoth i ride around......................................................and on Sunday a Mastadon.

[@LiamSuarez]

xD

[@Typetextable]

Talons of the Raven This is Nordic lenguage not a English

[@Typetextable]

Talons of the Raven Ik bun Vulgaris Magistralis En ik ri-j op een mammoet in het rond

[@KageKrigeren]

Typetextable I didn't know that dutch was a Nordic Language o.o

[@KageKrigeren]

oh that makes more sense

[@hanswillemsen4697]

Origineel is toch het beste

[@Magne_Starkson]

Ik denk niet dat je kunt zeggen dat het origineel beter is dan de cover van heidevolk Daarvoor zijn de stijlen te verschillend, maar het origineel vind ik ook erg leuk

[@tylercallahan6738]

i laughed when he smacked the microphone on accident, and tried to fix it by smacking it again

[@marcelotapia9649]

ESTOS LUEGO FUERON BUKANEROS Y DE LA MAFFIA LA CUMBIA POR SIEMPRE

[@Strangleyourfriend]

I've only heard HEIDEVOLKs version until now. And both are equally epic.

[@TrenchcoatNinja3]

Both this and Heidevolk's cover are like Lay's chips. I can't listen to this just once.

[@kendradehnert8786]

Judging by the quality, thick mustaches, and overall camp, I'm gonna assume this was from the 70's?

[@mor4725]

Kendra Dehnert 1990, but they dressed up for the occasion :)

[@MrGogoZec]

The video quality definitely screams '90s.

[@GnarledStaff]

Kendra Dehnert i was wondering the same thing when I saw it, lol

[@makensi999]

Soy gay

[@hombrerusode40anos72]

@@makensi999 y a quien le importa

[@Verolasz]

tiger teeths and Nietzsche, such an awesome combination :3

[@Verolasz]

*Nietzsche mustache :P

[@Verolasz]

Asrekkr dude, is not that clever say "shut up fag" for a guy with a messer in one hand and an axe on the other :v but is all right, a true viking never spend his might with someone who don't deserve it ;-)

[@Verolasz]

it reminded me a music, turn down for what huehuehuehuehuhe

[@Asrekkr]

FUCK YOU!!!!!

[@Verolasz]

man don't shout like that, you scared the shit out of me....NOPE

[@arthurbraga9057]

My cats turned into gigantic smilodons thanks to this song

[@mrguerra5467]

Musica de macho pohaa

[@koryonossotz]

Eduardo Guerra AQUI É BR

[@jeancasagrande3730]

o/

[@gunnr992]

ui gay

[@sheldonrandor]

Olha a cara de moça da criança

[@suplarock7531]

kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

[@bentancourtsantiago]

Esto de normaal no tiene nada! Lo amo!

[@amorarara3098]

ste men

[@BuschcraftMX]

Ste men x2

[@AngelGabrielVargasBeltran]

ste men x3

[@albertoquesada4363]

ste men x4

[@Demogorgon19]

te men x0

[@denissemendoza3222]

Buena rola. Me siento Vikinga cuando la escucho:)

[@lucasillodo7907]

1:15 El maestro de Lord Barbakhan!

[@robertyt3472]

JAJAJAJAJAJAJA IDOLO!

[@facundopenaloza3879]

JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA el bailesito

[@skrafennerez3207]

I made my broken heart listen to this. Still broken, but he grows a beard

[@lordmagistralis533]

So this magnific song got me a pretty nickname for YT, greetings from Andorra beloved dutch folk!

[@blackbafoman1204]

Ade gia .Mpravo alania.....Respect from balkans!!!!

[@thrownswordpommel7393]

Damn, I thought Nietzsche had died long ago... Seems the Übermensch made a very good career change from philosophy to music.

[@raissahessel4661]

Sou a única que procurou a tradução dessa música e ri alto?

[@KaasSchaaf666]

you don't have to, I'm from the Netherlands, province of Gelderland to be precise, Normaal sings achterhoeks (saxion Dutch)

[@eduardotabasco]

Musica muito legal, e os caras no clipe muita comédia, haha.

[@oldundead]

This is fantastic!

[@ian688]

Mientras tanto BarbaKahn en sus tiempos de joventud

[@Victor.Palacios]

+ian arazny de aqui saco su baile de concentración en el minuto 1:15 xD

[@MartyTruckster]

@@Victor.Palacios JAJAJAJAJAJA

[@freshdoc6220]

einfach nur GEIL !

[@nicoferreyra1190]

lml que buena cancion la puta madre! desde Argentina.

[@MrFaceeatingcancer]

why have only discovered this now today in 2013 ,this is so awesome .

[@RanjeetMawari]

super song for growling, even better when your drunk. :D But difficult to learn the lyrics when you are not dutch. At Heidevolk gig in Germany I did my best. I will ask my metal clubs for playing this...

[@TsarofWumpica]

Heidevolk bracht mij hier, en ik ben zeer dankbaar voor 't. Ik houden Normaal!

[@OokamiKageGinGetsu]

The lead singer looks like a Dutch version of Cheech Marin.

[@Menticideable]

After decades, they just gave their last concert! :C

[@ithiraa.4087]

2023 🙋🏻‍♀️👂🏻

[@onpartijdig]

they both come from the achterhoek. heidevolks version is a tribute to normaal. the true farmers band!!!

[@renanmarquesbraga8949]

Vulgaris Magistralis - Borat

[@user-nj5nq2qk5b]

Borat is from Kazahstan, and they don' shy

[@renanmarquesbraga8949]

His mustache is from kazakhstan

[@user-nj5nq2qk5b]

+Renan Marques Braga ok, you win XD

[@renanmarquesbraga8949]

yes! hahahaha

[@Komodokhan148]

I don't understand a word their saying but I fucking love it!

[@IWANAROCKYEEEAAAA]

nothing more manly that the singers moustache

[@DarkAvatar1313]

DEM TEETH

[@Jamesucht]

dem pants

[@luxuriasatanica]

dem moustache (of Righteousness)

[@ianbluemink4885]

Met PR.DR. Haverkamp! Machtig Mooi, met de groeten uut Lemelerveld

[@Kengokatrileo]

it's a great song, the recall from our forebears

[@biblicus8204]

🇧🇷Brazil🇧🇷

[@kevindevries3351]

Geweldig nummer ik luister naar het de hele tijd.

[@dr.marceloaugustosoneghetp9183]

KKKKK, música de machoman!!! São primos do MASSACRATION!!!

[@bibafortuna]

behold , the Vikings have landed in north america

[@the_ogre1234]

This song is pure Test 💪 🔥

[@ArnoldVeeman]

Heerlijke band blift t toch ❤🎉

[@yuutadark9057]

Escutei essa música e ganhei do Superman na queda de braços

[@PochoGame]

Barbakahn revivió a los nórdicos ... Olaf es el nuevo mesías

[@bigred1071]

Love this song and if you look closely you can see he’s using doggy chew toys as drumsticks and it’s still epic!

[@arpadadalwolfmorvay562]

Európa, ahogy szeretjük ;) Wodan en Donar!

[@Nacionarg]

At the end of the video, in the interview, the singer is asked what is "Vulgaris Magistralis", and the singer answers something like "well, Vulgaris means 'normal',..." (maybe they are playing with the band's name) and that's all what I could understand (Dutch is not my native language, I speak a bit of German though). Besides the explanations given by many here about Vulgaris Magistralis meaning, can anybody translate those last words?

[@gerhardkotte3590]

+Nacionarg vulgaris means common or normal , magistralis does not exist in Latin (at least in pons dictionary) what comes near is magistra which means teacher or magistratus which means department , intended could hqve been : arte magistra - with the help of art - beside that the latin grammar seems not to fit either . . .

[@antamhran]

+Nacionarg Rough translation of the interview: "Normaal with Vulgaris Magistralis. Oh, does it taste well?" "Just taking out my singing dentures" "Vulgaris magistralis, what does all that mean?" "Vulgaris Magistralis is an 'Achterhoekse' version of Latin, new old Latin, and it means, Vulgaris is normal, and magistralis sounds quite nice." "And you have this entire background, brought with you for the tv recording here in Volendam, does it have a specific meaning? "This is our stage setting, we try to take the people when they're going out for an evening to an atmosphere that is out of this world." "Out of this world? Out of this time I'd rather say? It's prehistoric isn't it?" "Yes, and futuristic at the same time. Do you still get it?" *ROAAAR*

[@Nacionarg]

+An t-Amhrán Mistery solved! Thank you very much! :)

[@janmenzinga]

Het nummer kende ik, de video nu voor het eerst gezien. Briljant! Maar Da's Normaal!

[@casvandijck9338]

Sie goan altied hard - oerend hard!

[@samh6030]

Where has this been all of my life.

[@deanthompson88]

I was a vegan before i listened to this, Now i'm a T-rex that hunts gender neutrals down to drink their blood.

[@mdpdfl]

geweldige muziek

[@99.99]

This is the end of the rabbit hole...

[@MetalMustache]

i actually kinda prefer this version. love the music video.

[@eldarranger5063]

I would happily raid with this lot while singing this

[@SinNombre-ky1mf]

Bellísimo ❤❤

[@Eli-ne3vu]

I am Vulgaris Magistralis On a mammoth I ride around I cook my good on an active volcano A dinosaur I call a half rooster Wodan and Donar are distant cousins of mine But for centuries I have not see them I wander through the night Hunting in the dark I am Vulgaris Magistralis On a mammoth I ride around I am Vulgaris Magistralis And on Sunday on a Mastodon A crazy professor heard of me And came racing to the Achterhoek on his Solex With cameras and lassos he's hunting me But he never found my cave and no man has seen me I am a true champion In a real vision I am Vulgaris Magistralis On a mammoth I ride around I am Vulgaris Magistralis And on Sunday on a Mastodon I sneak through the forests of Achterhoek They are trying to contact me for the white screen By night I come out of my cave Miss Bouman and Spielberg want me for the main role But they won't get me No they won't get me No they get No! No! No! I am Vulgaris Magistralis On a mammoth I ride around I am Vulgaris Magistralis And on Sunday on a Mastodon I am Normalis Archivaris And I carve chronicles in the rock I am Normalis if its true And I work the women with my club I am Normalis!!

[@triniraper]

holy fuck shit this song is AWESOME

[@peggycochran8512]

Good song!

[@marcellima7377]

Hold my ale and bring me my axe...

[@Perzyn]

Well this is certainly weird. On one hand this is so much cheesier compared to Heidevolk's version (especially the video itself). On the other hand the vocal is awesome.

[@lordultor9870]

Its not vampire teeth its a saberteeth, and with Asterix & Obelix moustache and Ugh! outfit i dont care, Its simply Awesome

[@MrManueldx]

con esta canción serán invencibles con olaf!!!!

[@enakotta]

Te zęby.... znaczy się kły! :D

[@lillpillper]

Since I first saw this, I've been looking under the bed and in the closet as part of my daily evening routine before going to sleep, to make sure this guy (lead singer) isn't there ( 4:58 ) Do I regret watching it?? Still no.

[@q2breath]

Anyone here 'cause of Heidevolk?