North Korean People's Army Funky Get Down Juche Party

Juche propaganda videos can be so boring. I edited one and added a better soundtrack. Have a funky good time with the North Korean People's Army (before they starve to death).

[@TechieGamesMC]

Who says North Korea doesn't have Seoul?

[@luewane22]

Daevid Very, very good!

[@teohrex9557]

They had Seoul. Had. (June 28, 1950 - September 19, 1950)

[@snakeeateerrrrr]

LOL

[@squirtzle4235]

Lol

[@teddymills1]

I saw what you did there. Lol

[@cwhale06]

His real name is Kim Jong Fun.

[@galvanicgem2216]

Key

[@wooakawmiaoaa6840]

More Kim jun FUCK

[@lck79]

The legendary Kim Junk Funk

[@Drefsab]

Ain't no party like a North Korean party, 'cuz a North Korean party is *ABSOLUTELY MANDATORY*.

[@josephbee9156]

LOL :-)

[@misterkaos.357]

Mandatory Fun

[@paolocarone3764]

- Liz Lemon

[@luewane22]

MovingTarget85 That’s absolutely hilarious, but oh, so true!

[@WaaDoku]

So it's basically like any high school party

[@MuchKoku]

Sad thing is, this was recorded in 2009... And it's still in Technicolor.

[@hurtoserta6551]

The video is from an English documentary sold to foreigners by the Korean government. It was recorded for the military parade on April 25, 2007, celebrating the 75th anniversary of the founding of the Korean People's Army. The stop broadcast on KCTV: kzbin.info/www/bejne/jpOqZpuNea6rhtk The documentary in question: kzbin.info/www/bejne/e6akl2WGd8aEopI

[@Lufttygger306]

It's probably 16mm, the same technology, and morality for that matter, used to shoot The Texas Chainsaw Massacre

[@CDbiggen]

2009/7!? I was thinking this was 80s or something 😂

[@danielmarsden4563]

On a friday night in Seoul you can find the party but in Pyongyang the party finds you!

[@RikerLovesWorf]

savage

[@gcart5619]

wow😑😒🤦🏻‍♂️

[@gcart5619]

@@RikerLovesWorf 😒😑🤦🏻‍♂️

[@RikerLovesWorf]

@@gcart5619 Eat a fart

[@Ellenor7]

Whoever edited & created this video has a marvelous sense of humor, rhythm and timing, with some obvious music abilities. Good job!

[@Dancing88Mike]

LOL I keep coming back to this video. Its so damn perfect

[@Dancing88Mike]

+Michael Casey and I find myself here again

[@MakeItWithJim]

Me too!

[@skwam7202]

same

[@CDbiggen]

2019 baby and still coming back 🤩

[@dr.magdalenaavemaria9340]

Same here man 😅

[@UWGhighlights]

This is North Korea after they cancelled The Interview

[@FLAMINGBABYPUNCH]

I believe that a third of the views on this video are probably from me since I've watching this for 8 years now.

[@kikoaumond3439]

To imagine that someone, one day, saw a North Korean propaganda video and thought: "You know, I could sync this video to Jimmy "Bo" Horne, and I think it'd be pretty great"... I mean... I don't have enough neurons in my brain to make that sort of intellectual leap. This is Nobel Prize - winning kind of thinking. I think.

[@renaj9206]

Damn if this ain't the best tourism ad you'll ever see

[@d3xps]

When the goosesteps sync is a wonderful, wonderful thing.

[@WanderingGinko]

"The Real Juche was the friends we made along the way"-Kim Jong Un

[@ezghthrt7733]

0:09 Two Mercedes 600 6-door landaulet limousines - back then the most expensive car in the world. Even in communism, some people are more equal than others.

[@BenDover-wm7wf]

I don’t think the credo involves everything being split up evenly. I think it goes: “To each according to their needs; from each according to their abilities.” I guess the top party animals need expensive cars and are at the same time not able to do backbreaking labor.

[@felixlipski3956]

I can see the Mercedes, where's the communism tho

[@gcart5619]

wow😑😒🤦🏻‍♂️

[@gcart5619]

@@felixlipski3956 wow🤦🏻‍♂️😒😑

[@felixlipski3956]

@@gcart5619 what

[@Krushtak]

I love how you can randomly find one of these youtube treasures when your looking for something completely different. Well done on the great video.

[@FLAMINGBABYPUNCH]

As someone who actually lives North Korea. Don't believe any of the slanderous propaganda what paints North Korea in a negative light. This is what North Korea is truly like 24/7. In fact this music never stops playing. It's actually the ambient noise of North Korea.

[@maureenelliston3461]

+FLAMINGBABYPUNCH I find this a fantastic track rather than "noise"!!

[@misterkaos.357]

I hear the North Koreans roll fat blunts

[@sciencetube4574]

After all, it is the *"Democratic People's Republic"* of Korea. If they write it into their name three times you know it must be true.

[@skwam7202]

you guys don't have internet.

[@comradejeb2009]

ScienceTube are you American by any chance?

[@Pahrump33]

They definitely got Seoul

[@Psykomancer]

I want this played at my wedding, funeral and subsequent resurrection!

[@ducksparrowmybel8night430]

Wedding i can do, funeral nah, ressurection i will do but with hellmarch

[@shionbruhgami]

Me and the homies when we have a +30% ration surplus of milk and potatoes in the gulag:

[@yogodagorah5928]

I think I first found this shortly after jackscrew put it up, and it knocked my damn socks off. I’m happy to report that 10 years later, in the time of Coronavirus and election insanity, this is still every bit as amazing as it was when it was new. This is a fine legacy, even all on its own.

[@GetTpOrDIE]

This comment has been removed by Democratic Republic of Korea.

[@bannanafarmer6563]

Liar, that's just a normal comment. If they really took it down it would say The in front of the rest of the countries name

[@bannanafarmer6563]

GetTpOrDIE Thats funny, because you came up with the name.

[@GetTpOrDIE]

BannanaFarmer has been executed for treason.

[@chriskeebler5583]

GetTpOrDIE I hope you guys realize it's The Democratic PEOPLE'S Republic of Korea.

[@FLAMINGBABYPUNCH]

This will never stop being funny.

[@mondospectre]

I miss the old youtube.

[@Jamoni1]

I got bad news for you, bro.

[@FLAMINGBABYPUNCH]

This needs to be the national anthem of North Korea.

[@shermanbrown419]

Yep

[@Trivelius97]

feels bad i remember this meme like it was yesterday and now its so old its actually older than most of the users of youtube

[@GFGebhardt]

Crazy awesome! I've lost count how many times I've watched this! It never gets old.

[@Skandalos]

Thank you internet. Thank you so much :)

[@toeny]

I love how they dance and clap to the song

[@thegameshowguy1]

1:10 they look so solemn, yet their clapping to the beat! LMFAO!

[@dboydboy1000]

Good shit...had me doing the NK Getdown myself

[@ElAhrem]

Amazing, this has made my day! The drummer coming in on the down beat really got me giggling!

[@ew0054]

I really like this video. I don't think you could have come up with a more fitting soundtrack! 0:01 - 75... like 1975... 0:05 The Kim Jong Crew shuffles out 0:15 Master K counts the beat 0:35 The cabinet gets down with it 1:23 Shakin' yo booty 1:56 Master K is digging those babes! 2:20 Artillery fire timed to the horn... love it 2:44 Funkmaster K... signing off

[@mikestudioz216]

0:01 0:05 0:15 0:35 1:23 1:56 2:20 2:44

[@dcdales]

Dennis Rodman, and now this! This country knows how to get down!

[@kakan113]

This always gets me, I had to come back after all these years.

[@X-Prime123]

That little jumpy military march of theirs is kind of hypnotic.

[@markusoberndorfer4634]

Please Kim Jong-Un, give the world Version 2.0 of this Video.

[@Drasticnumbers]

I've watched this video like 10 times, I never want it to end

[@vernicus151]

I watch this video whenever I'm down. Never fails.

[@ew0054]

Good choice of music, good job timing the scenes to the music, overall. Funny choice of song, makes it quite entertaining. 2:20 nice artillery fire timing to the horn!

[@RangerReg08]

One more clear example of why life DOES need a soundtrack.

[@grandmaul9003]

This is like the OG version of the staying alive version

[@sumyungguy5126]

Communism, it is a party!:D

[@Solar_systemlover45]

You know what's more destructive than a nuclear bomb?... Words.

[@MultiElementalgamer]

Nope

[@MultiElementalgamer]

Try solar or fusion bomb

[@Solar_systemlover45]

Greg Addams , I reckon you've not seen The Interview yet.

[@MultiElementalgamer]

No I didn't

[@bastianolea]

My words are backed with NUCLEAR WEAPONS!

[@sunshineyellow]

Why is this still the best video on KZbin?

[@capitaldude7119]

This is where all the, "I put [Insert song name] over North Korean marching" videos, come from.

[@Bing604]

This plays like the opening to a spy/military comedy set in 70s Korea... Just picture credits over the footage and you've got a movie intro. Bit like what Jojo Rabbit had recently.

[@ZImpresive]

DPRK Ministry of Funk

[@VatiWah]

90% of the people in the video is probably dead..

[@czi123]

They've got some serious stop motion filming skills if that is the case.

[@moocowxtreme]

I fucking lost it.

[@herbsuperb6034]

I doubt it. The army eats first, so the Kim regime can protect itself. It's the rest of the people that starve and die. Pretty sick.

[@TheErer1243]

Probably more like 20%-30%. This video can't be that old due to the quality of it, and most of the people look quite young. At least ones that wouldn't die in what, 40 or 50 years? Maybe they're old, but most probably not dead.

[@Guilherme1498]

Just like any other video where appears many humans beings from 60s-70s.

[@carthag]

this is the true juche idea. the kim dynasty has completely misunderstood the power of funk

[@jakesbrain]

The screwed up thing is that this actually LOOKS like it was shot in the Seventies, despite the footage being less than fifteen years old.

[@MissoPOV]

wow, the music fits the video

[@jdtroup198683]

It's Seooooul Train

[@福田哲-f4f]

すごく整然とした行進ですね。

[@Hammster69official]

As one who has seen most of these videos with their original sound, I found this to be quite hilarious and well edited. ^_^

[@joegamut4540]

Kim Jong-un is just mad because he knows he's nowhere near as funky as his old man was.

[@sunny71169]

Wow! They really have genetic engineering down. Every soldier, male and female, is EXACTLY the same height. Very impressive. I wonder how they do that.

[@aubreyscott4979]

sunny71169 have you seen the Chinese parades?

[@NeostormXLMAX]

their all malnorished thats why their all 4feet 9

[@TheDevilOfKimon]

in North Korea. Its not a dance party. it a party dance 1:52

[@brendonle8146]

TheDevilOfKimon oh haha funny

[@JerryWatkinsMrRobot]

Best video for a bunch of fucking duck-walking robots lmao!

[@ElementalLeaf]

You do realize the sort of synchronization they have is a type of single-mined synchronization the rest of the world *strives and fails miserably at right*? No matter how enslaved the people of the area might be, to insult their synchronization is a fool's task when it is the single most impressive display in the world at what it is.

[@johnsmith-hb1ry]

Well imagine what happens if they fuck up if we chopped off soldiers fingers they could do a damn good goose step as well which by the way is mostly only used by comunist and totalitarian regimes(i imagine they prolly dont cut off fingers as soldiers need them but its a metaphore for whatever they do as punishment)

[@BenDover-wm7wf]

In North Korea there’s never a dull moment, because the party will find you.

[@grettajetta]

The bored dancing cracked me up! You nailed the edit perfectly with the sword-flinging gals around 1:52. Thanks for the laugh.

[@GCho733]

Kim Jong Illest.

[@DM-jf1ls]

Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahha!!!!

[@DM-jf1ls]

Hardie HA HA China ahahahhahhahhahahahahahhhahaahahahahahahahaha

[@DM-jf1ls]

Hardie HA HA China north korea has weapons obsolete! north korea is not even in the top25! Top 5 is 1) USA 2) Russia 3) china 4) India 5) England, north korea army is a shit!

[@DM-jf1ls]

Hardie HA HA China informed before you say shit

[@DM-jf1ls]

Hardie HA HA China www.globalfirepower.com/countries-listing.asp

[@DM-jf1ls]

Hardie HA HA China what?

[@revbleech]

north corea = best corea

[@oodoodanoo2346]

Chick Corea = Best Corea

[@Rohan2300]

I love the idea that whoever was put in charge of designing the NK Marching routine decided to add that little "lift" with each step entirely so he could laugh his nuts off about it whenever they went on parade :P

[@raslipmugfrud2040]

Hands down my favorite one: Funky Get Down Juche Party

[@knowledgetracker]

How do they respect a leader who wears Dickies 24/7?

[@jarincohen4044]

Still watching at the end of 2019. This time with my 2 boys:) time flys when dear leader wants a show of force.

[@makismakiavelis5718]

That was brilliant. It's incredible how music can change the context of this video. Good show.

[@icarus313]

This might just be the best thing I've seen all week.

[@gonmlcm]

"Have a funky good time with the North Korean People's Army (before they starve to death)." BEST DESCRIPTION LINE EVER!

[@jimkable6720]

What fantastic timing and structure/unity - and the music/beat added - inspirational!

[@neerajchaudhary1821]

Dude this is literally one of the greatest videos of all time.

[@kaya.b7511]

There's no way I would be able to walk that way without getting a cramp after the first twenty steps 😂

[@anderseckstrand7033]

Admiration? Manipulation? Fear? Naw dude... ...made sick dance parties bra.

[@Thisisdarkdata]

Best thing I've seen all year.

[@joaomaertins2673]

This is the best video on the internet. You win sir

[@haveatomato]

one of my favorite videos of all time. Can you imagine what would happen if one of those people tripped and fell...

[@pottersys]

It's a good idea to start practicing the steps now

[@swright5690]

As someone who has spent some time marching on parade square. That isthe best drill/marching I have ever seen. I can't imagine how many days or weeks they practiced to get that tight. Props to those guys. Of course, being threatened with beating or death would make you really want to get that right.

[@TonyQKing]

You want the gangnam style? You CAN'T HANDLE THE GANGNAM STYLE!

[@JayneDucksfield]

Excellent job. Love your edit.

[@SecondOpinionMan]

Happy 10 years of funk.

[@LOLmusics]

Those Salutes are crisp as hell lol.. I give em that much ...

[@Appeltaart48]

All 265 North Koreans with internet connection disliked this.

[@Zaotar1]

Epic dance groove. This is arguably the best video on youtube. Only competitor I can think of is the "rocket explosion" compilation, using Europe's "The Final Countdown" as the soundtrack. Just put it through search, it's similarly awesome.

[@sibritstone]

162 Koreans finally managed to access KZbin

[@OhCanada91]

took me 3 years to run into this vid and glad I did lol

[@Imaweaverboy]

You won the internet with that my friend.

[@drew6134]

There are over 800,000,000 videos on KZbin. You have just watched the best one.

[@Gregoryno6]

These folks are going to be soooo surprised when they find out they've been all this fun on youtube.

[@daviddykema209]

Right at 6 seconds that's the best. It really looks like Kim is ready to party.

[@makismakiavelis5718]

Imagine if future civilizations find this footage out of context. They would think North Korea was governed by a military regime that just wanted to party.

[@alternative10000]

the description made my day

[@lucamontenesi552]

"We might be starving to death and do some crazy shit but we got the vibes!" (Kim Jong Funk)

[@josephinetimmons5671]

For best original score in a musical.. the oscar goes to....

[@PlasmaCoolantLeak]

"Everybody clap or be found guilty of crimes against the People!" Those female NK troopers are cute! 😁

[@veritasetaequitas4310]

I can fix them

[@JolanXBL]

That's the best one yet! Ranks right up there with the Wii music

[@breadwineandsong4014]

Have a funky glass o' orange juche! Love dat funkadelic goose steppin' voo do dey do!

[@Zaotar1]

Well, they are much better dancers than most people think. This video proves it.

[@yopeople70]

I desperately want to see one of them trip and watch the rest fall like dominoes.