The Most Frustrating Nightmare EVER. Hobby Girlfriend Burns DOWN Awesome D&D Group.

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[@pinoarias8601]

Thanks for reading my nightmare North, I laughed heavily at you grilling my ass, I truly needed the tough love lmfao. Sorry for being a dumbass North, am trying to get better and quit the weed. If you ever come down to my little corner of South America I'll buy you a beer. P.S I haven't gone back to her, and never will I go back, thanks for the tough love.

[@northernexile]

Good lad.

[@daryl4341]

“I climbed three flights of stairs…” North: “of course you did nobhead!” Literally my same reaction 😂 Sat here painting my Tyranids grumbling angry noises with you

[@CasualNormie]

Wow north is about to have an anger-stroke with this one 😂

[@Backstabmacro]

I can’t stop laughing through the utter snarling North is issuing through that first story. Peak Exile, this.

[@iansmith7182]

"How much are flights to Ecuador" 😂

[@MikeJones-lf4bl]

Hearing you choke through your anger is one of the funniest things I’ve heard all day. Thank you.😂😂😂

[@jaytwokay3265]

North sounds like he's turning into a gremlin through the course of the video.

[@TheDropPodCast]

Another good one but I can't stand hearing men just be destroyed with no backbone. I was getting as frustrated as you were reading it, I don't think I could get all the way through those haha. Women are a great compliment to your life but not a God damn necessity. And no one should sacrifice their own happiness, peace, or hobbies and routines for another person, they compliment you if they do, if they don't, bang on, simple.

[@EdwardWright-fx2zv]

Totally agreed! They are a great **compliment** to your life not your life.

[@Wheres_the_money_lebowski]

Did you ever watch the movie 'Acid House'? It was an anthology movie and there's a character played by Kevin McKidd who, no matter what keeps going back to the same girl, she cheats on him, gets her new fella (the nutter from upstairs) to beat him half to death, leaves him and then, when he finally gets a new girlfriend she turns up, heavily pregnant and he takes her back again. This is the future for this guy and he's enthusiastically pushing towards it, very sad really.

[@imjustsam1745]

Dude wants his suffering, I'm happy he found it.

[@james_maier]

Think I could hear the vein throbbing in North’s forehead with that first story. But Jesus Christ, that was painful to listen to. Fair play to you North for persevering through it

[@james_maier]

A like from North?! My weekend is complete!

[@CassyCat4]

Quitting weed is so hard, People say its not addictive but you get emotionally dependant. Took me months being up all night till sunrise painting before I felt anywhere near normal.

[@MagicManAleister]

North is like the bro who will give you tough truth because you need it. I have 2 friends like that and I've been able to trust them for years.

[@4BCJesus]

It's so important in this life to learn to be on your own, and enjoy your own company. It's great to be in a loving relationship but some women and men can just smell the desperation on you and they will eat you alive. A lot of damaged people look for character traits in others to fill their own voids in their own lives. If someone needs you to be an emotional punch bag for them because they have low self esteem, or maybe they just enjoy seeing others suffer, then do yourself a favour and run a mile. Also, 14:42 had me cracking up.

[@markwheatley5191]

A history degree does not limit you to teaching. The skills are very transferable.

[@colinpenfold9890]

The guy in first story like a dog going back to his own vomit

[@northernexile]

Comment of the day.

[@benmorin1284]

Some people may have been cheated or abused by their partner and still feel love and nostalgic emotions. They have no self respect or love themselves, cannot recognize toxicity, have no self preservation mechanism. It's disgusting.

[@stevenmcgrath5114]

19:15 That distant rumble was North's head exploding ! ! !

[@mattcarper9853]

That chick is as toxic as my ex. This is why I avoid all women named Jessica.

[@whalesequence]

Jessica really is a cursed name

[@ZontarDow]

It just kept getting worst and worst

[@zackariaswade]

A year of a PTSD decompression and counseling and I didn't want meds either

[@stevenmcgrath5114]

23:58 Deprogramers, very popular in the 1970s

[@HO-bndk]

Yes, we need more history teachers. F those mathematicians, engineers and chemists. History is something you can do as a hobby.

[@Dirpitz]

This guy is literally an excuse factory, he's clearly just one of those people who blames everyone and everything for his issues regardless of reality and gets the the point they believe their own bullshit

[@stevenmcgrath5114]

14:11 DANGER: CONTENTS UNSTABLE ! ! !

[@colinmacmillan2944]

This episode, this is the reason I keep coming back.

[@stevenmcgrath5114]

Not being an asshole is sound advice in all aspects of life ! ! !

[@dickencider104]

Is there somewhere I can go to get a commission for mini getting painted? I was thinking of getting some guard and some Salamanders but sadly do not have time to sit and paint

[@paulhumphreys919]

I'm sorry mate but i love your angry rants. 🤣 Content gold.

[@ravenRedwake]

What about Forgotten Realms but instead of midevil setting have it be late midevil like in the 1500-1600s?

[@h.j.peters.2891]

this is an episode where I agree with 99% of what North says rather than the regular 90 ❤

[@gendor5199]

What is the "pirate king" video?

[@bigcat99100]

"1000 pounds?!!"

[@halfskeloton]

First one in a while that had me yelling out loud

[@antjeeismann4684]

I couldn't agree more with northern on this one... HE DESERVES THIS!!!

[@antjeeismann4684]

I am eleven minutes into this video and todays Mr. Northern exiles advice seems like the polar oposite from that advice He gave on the hobby nightmares episode with the Escort. I love it when the advice isn't overly diplomatic in Nature, this episode definitively isn't overly diplomatic. The Escort Episode on the other hand... Oh Boy. Great content as always, even if there are topics on which i disagree completely.

[@fuhd9892]

- I have reach... (Northern exile, 2023) Lmao

[@tizthehappy229]

Looking bat this I don't believe op at all I feel like he's lieing or withholding info

[@Dirpitz]

Yeah his first clearly dumped him cos the female friend they were finding him with was the one he had the hots for and suddenly he gets with her

[@thescrubsepian]

Now I want to hear the pirate king if this one got you this mad. Can anyone tell me what video is the pirate king one?

[@silentnight9097]

Going to make my kids listen to this story and tell them it's the kind of person being a pot head turns you into

[@chance1703]

The first story makes me want to put my head through a mirror

[@ClamMan1989]

Man what they say about Latinas doesn't sound so wrong does it?

[@gbirdnonsense1084]

Personal all-time fave 🤣

[@Azreal.87]

Oh my days!

[@jackeldridge4225]

ANNNND this is why I saty away from Reddit

[@UguuYianKutKu]

As a woman in the tabletop hobby its pretyt much impossible to not hang around men so its kinda hard to take your advice of not hanging around men as a woman without totally abstaining from the only hobby i love.

[@johnhunt3166]

I don’t think the point was you should avoid men but more generally don’t breach trust with your SO. Playing a game in a store is totally fine since everyone knows we’re here for that reason. If you and another guy go out alone for drinks after, then everyone knows that looks sus

[@northernexile]

It’s about respect, if you’re with someone you shouldn’t be hanging around with masses of folk who may want to sleep with you without them there. Hang out with dudes all you like in the hobby, but if most of your none hobby friends are dudes and you’re a woman….massive red flag.

[@Dirpitz]

@@northernexile sounds like insecurity tbh

[@imjustsam1745]

@@Dirpitz how long you and your's been together?

[@Dirpitz]

@@imjustsam1745 well none of your business but as it's actually funny that you are trying so hard to cope (are you the whiney cuck in the story btw?) they moved in 10 years ago 😏

[@thepoliticalgunnut8018]

This has been a tale of simps and hoes. Read by the remembrancer

[@melvinbrotherofthejoker436]

Eating a sandwich while watching this

[@slytheswordmaster5920]

North how am I supposed to know this man’s side of the story fully if I don’t know how big her knockers are

[@HiHi-ww4ne]

Well this was hilarious

[@HexTableTop]

This bloke.... can't say what I really wasn't to say...I mean... really??

[@ravenRedwake]

Ugh

[@systemerror6312]

There’s nothing wrong with being a stoner. Am a long time fan of the channel & not trying to be argumentative but without weed I would either be dead or a serial killer by now. Pharmaceutical meds are a whole different thing, they don’t grow naturally from the ground for a start.

[@Dirpitz]

Yeah the excuse making about a non-addictive substance used for medical reasons in the UK is cringe tier on this one, this guy is just a piece of shit that blames everything but himself

[@imjustsam1745]

If it weren't for weed you would have learned to regulate your emotions like an adult. I enjoy it occasionally but regular use brain locks people in junior high. "I need weed to regulate my emotions" Have fun with margin walking Bro, it gets harder and more depressing with age.

[@Dirpitz]

@@imjustsam1745 Strange some of us are functioning adults with a sense of self responsibility. Meanwhile the 'Mature' side seems to only be able to deal in ad hominems and debunked outdated 'knowledge' on weed. Cope harder

[@theerectus2004]

30 minutes of not gaming horror story. Why?

[@omega1543]

1st story: What a snake 2nd story: Infultrated by a woke activist

[@EugenTemba]

Lol this is so funny