Northernlion and [k8] on the Passenger's dilemma

[@Perplaxus]

I'm never asking him anything ever again lmao

[@TheLibraryofLetourneau]

you caught some fucking strays but it became a really funny bit

[@Perplaxus]

@@TheLibraryofLetourneau really i should consider myself lucky. even in his strays he slays

[@litapd311]

be honest with us was it a setup 👀

[@Perplaxus]

@@litapd311 no I really just like matcha and wanted to know if he does as well :) I like my matcha cold, with milk and a bit of mint

[@litapd311]

​@@Perplaxusi've only had it once as a bubble tea flavor but based on that i think i'd like it

[@fringes807]

Absolutely delusional in the first seconds, classic egg

[@HeckYep]

GET BACK HERE!

[@ScoffMathews]

If I was on that spaceship, it wouldn't have went down like it did.

[@greenoftreeblackofblue6625]

I would of been out fucking cold man nobody waking me up

[@bibicocksberg3789]

+2

[@eviea.1653]

I'm not even finished with the video, but the opening bit fucking annihilated me already

[@NahNoWayy]

Same, I took a month long NL tolerance break and the first few minutes swept me off my feet and put a bullet between my eyes

[@emoburger42069]

Dude this shit made me feel so depressed imagining NL drinking himself to death on a shitty little spaceship bantering to himself for 40 years lmaoo 😢😢😢

[@kihana12]

2 years in and he’s gonna be talking to chat out loud. “Hooleee look at those +2’s”

[@jackmeyergarvey]

@@kihana12 His final words: "Wow, I've never seen so many +2s" **looks over at frozen Luna **closes eyes for the last time

[@user-jq1mg2mz7o]

@@jackmeyergarvey :despair:

[@Ragnell123]

@@jackmeyergarvey Cinema

[@murphythepotato5931]

the beginning bit was SOOOO good holy cow

[@BlueGatorade0]

ok same question but replace the passenger ship with a Disney cruise

[@kifo4195]

lmfao

[@IkEisawesome7]

3:20 "Wooow he really ate all the fully loaded nachos and left us mostly JUUUUST chips?"

[@CalvinChikelue]

Kate: “Did you have the robot bartender make you all the fully loaded nachos in stock?” NL: “……w-what?”

[@Snyphurr.]

The chatter at 9:30 had a good idea. Just blow up everything so everyone dies together; its that easy

[@vance101]

NL said, "Can we swing by Uranus I gotta pee" in chat

[@WaningLoon]

twice

[@mattiascrowe2549]

Old man Ennelle watching K8 and Luna in their bestie era

[@TheShattubatu]

Awwww K8's reasoning is so touching

[@HeckYep]

Kate makes some pretty interesting ethical points about dying alone. Could've been a better angle for the movie if somebody still dies first and it creates a vicious cycle of every passenger waking each other one by one in descending order of hotness.

[@MrHeart12]

I will say Kate makes a good point. Dying alone do gotta be so sad.

[@Likespie99]

I would much rather die alone than live my entire childhood and early adult years without my mom

[@Esc0bar0ni]

You are not going to probably like this, but most of the people on earth die alone. Dying with your family around your deathbed happens to a very few people.

[@inwhichidie7171]

@@Esc0bar0niyeah but not like… all alone on a spaceship in deep space alone. nobody has ever died that alone in human history, it would be a special kind of awful i think

[@REDANDSILVER741]

@@Likespie99dying alone with no people around you is infinitely worse than not growing up with your parents.

[@greenoftreeblackofblue6625]

​@@REDANDSILVER741 yeah I would of took the comment of before and said this instead alot of people will also grow up without parents

[@7yditchfits]

Damn, can't believe there's a housing bubble on Mars too 😔

[@ClockworkEngineer]

K8's explanation is perfectly reasonable. Also, Ryan's families bathroom/expedition policy is extremely sound.

[@TheLibraryofLetourneau]

the damn letourneau piss circle

[@user-jq1mg2mz7o]

the bathroom bit is literally me family

[@jojak0512]

@@user-jq1mg2mz7ook Blackbeard

[@seby8030]

flombay is crazy

[@jacobwumbo827]

Yo but imagine you have access to the internet all by yourself. You can create 1000 layers of interlocking shitposts, a work of art that future generations will marvel at and never be able to replicate.

[@malice2602]

Passengers is a movie about a parasocial creep who fell in love at first site and doomed another person but its okay because he's Chris Prat. Shit would be a horror movie if he was played by an ugly or old ass dude

[@abhaysreeram978]

i dunno, i think chris pratts kinda creepy. Always gave me the ick

[@ZacDonald]

Would have been a much better movie from her perspective.

[@methanesulfonic]

"OMG HE'S SO DREAMYY🍣🍣🍣"

[@TheLibraryofLetourneau]

yeah i remember a video suggesting that they could start the movie from jennifer lawrence's perspective and it would turn into a horror movie real quick

[@isaacwhite9908]

​@@TheLibraryofLetourneaudamn that would be an awesome movie actually

[@rustams7502]

I damn near teared up when Kate shared her reasons. Life is beautiful

[@Tinkering902]

Kate: "OOOOO Duuuude, broooo you like ate all the good fooood!

[@tvorryn]

If you can put someone back to sleep, but just not in the 1 broken pod then the dilemma is so easily solvable. The trip is 120 years long and there are 5,000 passengers. They can all take turns being awake for 9 days with one person, who they put back into hypersleep right after waking up another person. Then after another 9 days the person they woke up puts them back into hypersleep to wakeup when the spaceship arrives. This works as long as there is at least a 240 years supply for 1 person of accessible food. It could be done with only 120 years worth of food if everyone's alone for 9 days before swapping with the next person.

[@enigmaticone6559]

I haven't watched that movie in a good bit so I don't remember if there was more problems with putting people back to sleep other than the broken pod, maybe it wasn't fully explained. He definitely acted like he couldn't wake everyone up even though all the other pods should have allowed for them to wake and be put back in stasis. If its possible to put everyone back to sleep, I'd probably wake everybody up, or wake up the engineers to fix the pod and we could have a discussion on how to fix it. I did read another comment saying the crew is locked in another area he couldn't access, which is definitely a big problem so your idea probably makes the most sense. Yeah, big inconvenience for everyone for a week but I don't want to die alone on an empty space ship lol.

[@GlobeStan]

4:12 i get ryan look-alike road rage video vibes

[@mantidream8179]

NL being antagonistic with chat is peak entertainment

[@VinnyZoomer]

If I wake up I’m thuggin that shit out fr

[@Sk8GamerJord]

The most resigned to his fate man in the world.

[@quincallahan6323]

I feel like a lot of this hinges on the idea it's somehow better to wake up your kid in a situation where you're the only people left in the universe versus in a community of people. Also pretty much nobody goes all the way to the end of their life without meeting new loved ones; your parents dying is sad but that doesn't mean you die alone.

[@JACpotatos]

Where are you gonna meet new loved ones in an empty spaceship?

[@quincallahan6323]

@@JACpotatos That's not the premise. The kid would otherwise wake up with everyone else if you don't wake them up. They'd be an orphan, yeah, but surrounded by everyone else on the ark.

[@harpot678]

​@@quincallahan6323theyre strangers right

[@Biosquid239]

Hot damn I was not expecting that explanation from Kate

[@Anberye]

Ryan really tried to make himself look like a hero by omitting Kate's reasoning smh

[@jessem.4214]

I fully thought her reasoning for the same age thing was going to be that Luna could swap into her cryo pod or w/e. I guess it makes sense this way sorta…

[@Rainpub]

no context first sentence xd

[@quietlyadulting]

Another 10/10 thumbnail

[@CycleMantis]

This intro is pure distilled pog

[@crash-ew6hw]

Linkin park just loops in my head the entire time I'm listening Kate side of the story

[@hydrax7131]

A deceptively deep hypothetical

[@uiron5755]

The fury of the gas leak

[@Invictus_Mithra]

The craziest thing about this situation is that you need someone else to put you in hypersleep. You telling me we didn't automate that shit

[@LinNeTule]

Is there a standalone clip foe the matcha bit? I want it to show friends and strangers how unhinged I actually am by saying my inner monologue goes like this

[@limehawk4989]

Luna will just wake someone else up if she's alone lmao

[@ValeBridges]

If I was on that spaceship I would simply not die

[@Blackobluna]

I hear the flombay is to die for

[@benjaminhixson3918]

Legit my new favorite creator

[@soothingwhitenoise8502]

7:50 (in chat) Ryan should just wake MALF up Hold up I’m writing the fanfic as we speak

[@dewhi100]

you have the whole ship to pick from. wake up the people who can figure out how to make everyone sleep again.

[@Providence83]

It's a good idea until the broken pod requires unified reverse quark plutonium or some shit that's impossible to make with what they have on the ship.

[@finpospilil9621]

​@@Providence83LMAO

[@MetaLemonaide]

Watch the movie, the crew is in a place inaccessible to the passengers area.

[@CaioVictor20101]

@@MetaLemonaide its movie logic but lets say that was real life what would make a place inaccessible to someone? dude has virtualy infinite time to do everything even if its a metal door with no lock and shit you can spend 10 years to break that shit open, the logic of ''the ship was not designed to keep people alive for 300 years'' could be used to say that the ship doesnt have a strong security system like auto turrets or something like that because why design it if people are going to be sleeping the whole trip?

[@DAN-fq6pt]

I know it’s a plot device but why did they all have watchable bios if no one was meant to watch them

[@riikki___]

NL doesn't have a hope in hell of surviving that long without a +2

[@rhan1365]

flombay is flaming yawn tier

[@self.construction.day1]

This video took me to r/scifi and I am deeply concerned at how many people defend the ending of the movie xD

[@NeoNaoNeo]

Hello, based department? :phone:

[@findcongwang]

What if NL woke up Hafu instead?

[@LaserPuppies]

Wake Hafu when?

[@Glenforge]

+2 H O L E E

[@user-uv2cp1qd1j]

The passengers question is so easy bro. If we’re married spouses with no children, I’d wake up my gorgeous husband. We love each other and I know that we would both rather spend our final days together. If we’re married spouses with children, especially young ones. I’d leave my amazing wife in the cryosleep so there is someone there for my family. Little Juanita and Little Barry will be growing up without a father. It would be the most difficult decision of my life, but I’d do anything for my kids man

[@TheShut1]

"Wake up my gorgeous husband" "Leave my amazing wife in the cryosleep" Both in the same comment, this is not adding up.

[@laggypirates]

Unless they both die at the exact same time literally somebody is going to die alone. K8 makes no sense

[@migueltorres6830]

Don't you think would like to have a couple or something? Maybe living with your mom would be enough but i mean😅 k8 already live her life and Luna would have trouble.. i guess is a different kind of alone? You need to wake up another person for her to share a life with 🤔 idk?

[@legion999]

I don't get it, what's with the instant aggression at the beginning? Was there a lng chain of similar jokes from chat right before it?

[@TheLibraryofLetourneau]

not at all, he just fucking ripped into the matcha chatter all of a sudden

[@louieberg2942]

He saw an opportunity for a bit and went for it.

[@mantidream8179]

You have to admit, K8 did a fantastic job clearing her name

[@TMThesaurus]

I admit nothing

[@axmoylotl]

how are they meant to re-populate the new planet???? It's only the three of them.

[@queenofsprinkles]

There are a ton of other passengers in hypersleep. It's supposed to be a new colony.

[@svenpoletka5236]

You should only wake up the ugliest one.

[@connor6054]

why not just go back to sleep

[@IkklThePickle]

If the premise is that everyone is in hypersleep so they can survive the length of the journey... then how is Ryan supposed to wake Kate up when she and Luna are the same age? The whole point is that they don't age.

[@queenofsprinkles]

Huh? Both Ryan and Luna are awake in the hypothetical. Not in hypersleep. Ryan raises Luna, while K8 remains in hypersleep not aging. Once Luna is K8's age, they wake K8 up.

[@IkklThePickle]

Oh. I didn't hear the part where there was a separate "what if Luna wakes up, too" scenario. I thought it was all part of the original question. Me oof'd.

[@multipleSpiders]

why does it matter to us if hypothetical humans come into existence or not?

[@deetvleet]

what?