The Halloween Anecdotes

[@dokidokiduckie]

NL on Halloween is just chillin with his daughter, meanwhile his wife is being assaulted by children and experiencing racism 💀

[@meowsicle7463]

K8 went as a raid boss for halloween

[@knmrt2760]

She was more like NL's second kid

[@Ragnell123]

When NL looks more normal in the Sully suit than any other irl picture he’s had

[@fudgyboo]

That's because it covers his ears

[@ostia677]

he is not wearing a suit it's just his body hair dyed blue

[@FerSobrino]

give a man a mask and he will show you his true self

[@stevebob240]

LMAO the dichotomy between their stories. Ryan is just having a chill time getting candy and Kate's is a horror story of being violently attacked

[@zacflame1]

We love a good anecdote, dont we, folks?

[@Biosquid239]

Chibleeeee

[@genericname4362]

Olivia munn

[@86pp73]

Yes we do, yes we do

[@coledorillo6685]

so true, some say that many people have been saying this. many people

[@BigBigBigJeff]

Covfefe

[@a_minisquiffy3426]

29:00 it’s literally the “how many kindergarteners do you think you could take?” Hypothetical

[@dyermaker4731]

On god? 80. If it’s all at once. One at a time with down time? There’s no stopping me

[@humanmerelybeing1966]

@@dyermaker4731you’ve clearly never fought a toddler as an adult.

[@MightGuy8gates]

Between Luna saying she has enough candy, Ryan being Ryan, and K8 saying kids suck except for her, this whole family is based.

[@FrazzleFlib]

shoutout to the chatter that responded to NLs distaste for kitkats with simply "youre a real piece of work" shit made me wheeze

[@bjh410]

The cracking of the diet Diet Coke can when he said “get smoked kid” at 9:35 sent me

[@Sickmmaner]

The zoom in edits you've been doing recently are a great addition

[@TheLibraryofLetourneau]

tyty trying out something new

[@justicerainz]

Just so everyone is aware, there is no documented case of anyone poisoning or putting razor blades in halloween candy. Also the chatter who was like, "the guy who is giving out hundreds of poisoned candies from their home address with face visible" was so good

[@emmaeilefsen7214]

well there was that one time a parent poisoned their own kid's candy and tried to get away with it saying someone must have been giving out poisoned candy. maybe thats how the myth originated?

[@anonopossum]

​@@emmaeilefsen7214he used the myth as an attempted cover up and it failed because obviously no other kids got poisoned with cyanide

[@aw11348]

Holy shit, he just blew my mind with the Sensodyne toothpaste thing. I used to get canker sores ALL the time. The toothpaste I used? Blue Sensodyne. At some point I switched to Colgate and haven't had one in years. I never made the connection until now

[@superfaillobster]

Bro... same boat

[@seek__on]

many colgate toothpastes still have sodium lauryl sulfate in them, you have to be careful and pick the specific flavors/formulations that don't

[@dengar96]

I got prevident from my dentist and it's specifically for sensitive teeth. I find it helps with sores and the sensitivity but that's anecdotal.

[@Ezlo]

Random old NL story saving our collective asses

[@brianr2093]

“Isn’t Jehovah Sepiroth’s dad” is so fuckin good

[@jacobwumbo827]

I’ve got to put down my pogs for this one. No one has ever put poison or drugs or razor blades into kids candy or cookies for Halloween. It’s literally never happened, ever. Even with all the news stories there hasn’t even been a copycat. It’s irrational suburban terror, extending from an irrational fear of strangers.

[@Gorbgorbenson]

​@haddockgirl but even then, that's a dad doing it to their kid, with a motive. Not a stranger.

[@WordoftheElderGods]

@@haddockcore That was the 50s/60s

[@julienandrus4169]

white guy goes into Gen alpha restaurant orders in perfect skibidi

[@JustinDoesntLookAt]

WE NEED TOMO GETTIN IN THE CORDS SUPERCUTTT

[@HunkeyDunk]

Ok k8 saying the pennywise kid was a "little mfer" was funny as fuck

[@jakebaldwin8114]

Librarian is prolific, we're gonna need to start using the Dewey decimal system

[@software70DKR]

Tomo is goin goblin mode

[@Mulch4321]

the payoff for 13:00 is so convoluted an average viewer would spontaneously implode holy shit Librarian what would we do without your comprehensive bit archive keeping us up to date on the 4x combo multiplier this man just dropped

[@gamebot991]

15:33 this scared the hell outta me LMFAOOOO

[@jamesdulak3108]

Holy shit, I don't keep up with K8's stuff so I'm so glad I watched this her story was insane. What the fuck is wrong with those children why was everyone beating the shit out of her? She's just Mike Wazowski and every child in Vancouver was like "it's on sight" what the fuck dude haha. Also that part with the racism yikes what a poor Halloween for the woman I don't blame her for hating children.

[@TheLibraryofLetourneau]

there was another story where a mom and a kid got into an elevator with her and the kid asked if she had rice in her pockets or something

[@PrivateTri]

@@TheLibraryofLetourneau petition for librarian 2.0: K8 boogaloo

[@09razpup]

The Mike Wazowski costume is like a boss summon item to fight a large amount of children

[@teruterujasu]

the ryab + librarian combo keeps me young and up to date with the memes. i always appreciate seeing the mentioned/referenced tweet or video actually being shown in these uploads, thank u!!!

[@Xzhh_]

Having parents with jobs that let them dedicate a lot of time to their children is pretty good. Luna is an incredible 3 y.o.

[@calumryan6328]

When I was in prime trick or treating years, half my town got the bright idea to hand out cans of soda

[@queenofsprinkles]

I don't have children, so it's just a thought experiment for me. But my issue with the baked goods is less about intentional poisoning and more about accidental food poisoning from a dirty house/someone who doesn't practice good food hygiene practices. It's the same reason for avoiding most stuff at an office potluck - Barbara might mean well, but I don't know how well she washed her hands.

[@TheLibraryofLetourneau]

honestly good point

[@MetalSocks]

23:20 guy this little bit is actually funny considering I recently played the original final fantasy VII this year, it is so funny he was making stuff up and I was like actually thinking "wait no this isnt Ultima weapon emerald"

[@ngc5195]

He disrespects Kit Kats because they’re too basic. Sometimes simple is better

[@notrab13]

I can really empathize with Kate as a parent that hates all kids but their own. I even liked most kids before, but now I hate them all.

[@mattoleary811]

WTF is up with those kids with no costume? No costume no treat

[@NataliesChatalie]

I once went to a house as a child that gave out little rc cars on Halloween. It was top tier.

[@Sickmmaner]

It's about time I watch this again. Hope a part 2 comes out in a few days!

[@thisnotdog]

went with my niece and saw someone in a fall guys hot dog skin costume and i thought it was cool

[@TheLibraryofLetourneau]

did you see "woah are you the fall guy?"

[@Leon-qs1on]

i gave out candy this year and i noticed the exact same thing as NL. we got like 10 groups of kids and only a couple of them said trick or treat, the rest said happy halloween or just a very cheerful hello. like is this a thing now

[@tiersie]

How do you get stuff like Ludwig's candy tierlist on screen and still get these videos out so fast? It's amazing and I enjoy it greatly.

[@TheLibraryofLetourneau]

being up till 4 am then running that shit back at 9 am

[@finalshade14]

​@@TheLibraryofLetourneaumake sure you rest up. Work hard, rest harder

[@dazed284]

Toothpaste advice unironically extremely helpful advice wtf thank you NL

[@pauljones9150]

Dude the banter in this was top notch

[@mistmurk]

is NL seriously going to change my toothpaste usage

[@worm_bb]

yes

[@Blackobluna]

If the thumbnail was NL as pilot with k8 Wazowski and Luna Boo, ooooooooooohhhhhh booy

[@jackriley6936]

one day nl will reach the point of his bants being so good that the librarian's videos are multiple hours long

[@SirNightmareFuel]

they already are 😂

[@jays.6843]

Six months later, we got three 11 hour videos in a week

[@tezpokemonmaster]

I see the librarian has learned of the editing trend of zooming in on the streamer's cam. this will buff your views for sure

[@PacificEgg]

We got 2 groups. 1 group of teens who ended up throwing the candy on the ground after I closed the door. Found that the next morning. Then my neighbors 4 yr old daughter came over.

[@greenoftreeblackofblue6625]

I can't believe he got to meet mr.skikibidi himself

[@bigsammichthoughts]

Everyone misjudges apples on Halloween. You don't put an apple in your bag and eat it later, you should eat it right away. That way you'll get the nutrients and energy and can go trick or treating for longer.

[@funnyvideohaha5337]

Normalize fruit giving on Halloween. You know how amazing it'd be if somebody was handing out strawberries or slices of mango?

[@TheKsalad]

I'm chucking halloween apples at my baby mama's kids full force

[@Furiac.]

why dont people give out banana so its individually wrapped and not messy

[@ezgolf1764]

@@funnyvideohaha5337that you’d be fed off a knife like a sub? sounds fantastic

[@SunrisenStar]

even when i was a kid home baked goods or anything weird / not corporate wrapped got sadly chucked because of those myths.

[@bbh565]

Knowing that enelle uses green sensodyne has affirmed my bias

[@jeans8940]

I feel so bad for k8 with that last story damn

[@samuelbaldwin2184]

My dentist gas lit me about the sodium laurel sulfate for years and then i switched tooth paste to green sensodyne and i havent had a cankersore in months

[@DonutDMerlot]

hyped for the 2024 halloween anecdotes

[@PacificEgg]

PayDay candy is S tier for me personally. Love the salty candy

[@joolian4763]

Man when i was a kid getting chocolate chip cookies and brownies was awesome. Nothing bad ever happened.

[@dewhi100]

does this mean its been a year since Stay Pegged?

[@TheLibraryofLetourneau]

yes

[@terablast]

"Oh, a Kit Kat? Thanks, I was just craving a worse Coffee Crisp!" - me Coffee Crisp and All-Dressed Ruffles make up like 95% of my pride of being Canadian

[@FancyCat-ps6iy]

yoo nice zoom wake up babe new librarian tech just dropped

[@BadQualityStudios]

should've put that logo over wazowski (kate?) on the thumbnail 🤣🤣

[@Gorjiba]

I am unironically going to buy the green sensodyne

[@casdean]

tis the season

[@AkJakolantern]

Me realizing I am allergic to my toothpaste

[@PrivateTri]

monsters judoversity

[@TomoLamp]

"Are you japanese? Konichiwa arigato!!" 😭😭

[@CssHDmonster]

29:00 what the hell

[@BenjyF563]

the quick zoom edits are great, hopefully not to annoying to add in!

[@Mocityspirit]

KitKat opinion invalidated by liking tootsie rolls

[@Traten65]

my takeaway from this is APOLLO IS YOUNGER THAN ME? I THOUGHT THEY WERE ALL 30+!

[@pottsypineapple4663]

Apollo turned 30 this year

[@ConchobarJ]

Apollo was born in 1993

[@funnyvideohaha5337]

So nice to see Ryan cosplaying as small time streamer NorthernLion, such a nice gesture!

[@Justin-ee1mv]

PagMan

[@TheHyruleFool]

13:45 There has never been a verified case of strangers poisoning children via Halloweeen candy, but plenty of cases of parents trying to poison their own children and then blaming this rumor.

[@harperwin3553]

oof rough ending

[@RalorPenwat]

TIL I'm 175 years old bc I like tootsie rolls

[@zants_]

The fruit flavored ones are amazing. Every year as a kid I'd pull them out of my bag like "wtf is this?" and then eat one and instantly remember that they're my favorite (only to forget that knowledge in a sugary haze to be uncovered again next year).

[@RalorPenwat]

@zants_ My favorite are vanilla bc I'm a basic bitch

[@atomknight8361]

Cory's tierlist was psychotic. Twizzlers, butterfinger, whoppers a tier above kitkat and rolo is horribly incorrect

[@santiagowho]

I got the biggest Deja Vu when I watched the Hasan quote thing live, has he made that joke before?

[@Gorbgorbenson]

He said it in backpack battles the other day

[@PacificEgg]

My toothpaste has sodium monoflousphate or whatever. Is that the same 😅

[@limejarrito]

Does it give you canker sores

[@PacificEgg]

@@limejarrito no but I could just be built different ;)

[@Furiac.]

k8s halloween sounds pretty bad :(