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@vitzel3318 сағат бұрын
is librarian taking sponsorships or is this a pushover from NL? wtf is this?
@aureus7917 сағат бұрын
@@vitzel33hes just doing NLs sponsor since hes taking his content
@lambbone830216 сағат бұрын
we're sponsored guys, of course we link to the steam page
@Blaurot15 сағат бұрын
@@aureus79but NL doesnt get anything out of this, he already got the bag, didnt he? Isnt this just doing an ad for free like some sucker or am i missing somethng
@carateca667614 сағат бұрын
@@Blaurot Look closely at the link, it's a custom link so it has tracking. Probably the one the bald streamer got to distribute, so if you click here you're still pumping numbers inside of Ryan.
@OmegaExPo22 сағат бұрын
"I think no platform is better with you on it" goes insane
@louieberg294214 сағат бұрын
That is such a calm and seemingly understating line, but it's truly cutting.
@oshada22 сағат бұрын
I want them banned permanently for 20 minutes - jerma985
@vinceb812314 сағат бұрын
Ban him for a week, then give him vip for a month, then ban him again for a day and then mod him-
@irresponsibledad22 сағат бұрын
This 97-year-old streamer still cultivates his community the old-fashioned way
@jeremyquiros548320 сағат бұрын
Using the same 115-year-old batch of cooking grease
@notrab132 сағат бұрын
@@jeremyquiros5483*head oil
@OrigamiJawny2 сағат бұрын
+2
@benyed163622 сағат бұрын
I love the new "bans everyone but nobody's actually getting banned" version of nl
@aBlackMage21 сағат бұрын
On his Jerma arc
@ModernArtery21 сағат бұрын
For sure NL just saying "you're banned" to people in chat is great
@JohnAndJohnerСағат бұрын
When you're 6 years old playing with toy guns and shouting "bang, you're dead"
@a_mets150621 сағат бұрын
My favorite bald joke is when Luna "looks like Ryan-ed" the 0 on the number pad
@orb379619 сағат бұрын
holy shit what
@Theiupsilon17 сағат бұрын
She truly is the goat
@aryman658916 сағат бұрын
Link pls lol
@JamaicanBanana9810 сағат бұрын
Mods ban Luna
@yourboy92365 сағат бұрын
When
@insertnamehere622721 сағат бұрын
Honestly I forgot Slime was bald. There's something about NL that makes him seem balder.
@n8mo19 сағат бұрын
It’s the glasses. One time slime wore his on the yard and I was like holy shit this guy is bald
@gralha_19 сағат бұрын
NL's head is shinier
@annoy4nce64818 сағат бұрын
@@n8mo You're banned
@paradiseislands17 сағат бұрын
fake fan
@fireball628323 сағат бұрын
Watching at work, I feel so underemployed
@khonnuh22 сағат бұрын
Watching unemployed, I feel so at work
@Reflexzzzz22 сағат бұрын
@@khonnuh Gotta meet the ICANT quota this week
@badasson882520 сағат бұрын
Imagine being employed and getting high and going “oh shit i’m smoking a fat on my work”
@barcodebear20 сағат бұрын
Same lmao, watching on the clock makes it better
@ratongolzache562422 сағат бұрын
I love how Librarian is some kind of messenger between us and NL even though NL interacts with his community a lot anyway
@slavenin649622 сағат бұрын
He is our avatar of vengeance and wrath
@gavo791122 сағат бұрын
Every king needs a jester
@oshada22 сағат бұрын
shaman for the people
@meorwss21 сағат бұрын
you’re banned
@YT_Lucks20 сағат бұрын
I think referring to librarian as royalty is a bit much. @gavo7911
@fjmoneybagz16 сағат бұрын
"I think Queen Latifah could knock you out" He only banned that guy because he was scared he was right.
@loud_shitting7 сағат бұрын
unless thats like a running joke on his streams that one just seems like a fairly innocuous comment. dude kinda seems like a manchild :/
@LunchmeatLeo21 сағат бұрын
I just tagged him in a bald tweet for the first time yesterday and now I feel like this video was my fault
@godlyvex554318 сағат бұрын
that's cause it is. he mentioned you in the vid
@jamesmccomb952517 сағат бұрын
Maybe the reason why it feels like a personal attack is because it is.
@mauvemus581022 сағат бұрын
Northern Sect Cult Leader Cultivates for 1000 Year to Avoid Bald Jokes
@Sigurdur522 сағат бұрын
Cultivation deviation is inevitable
@demujo14 сағат бұрын
NL would love cultivation novels get this man on Mo Dao Zu Shi
@飛び猫22 сағат бұрын
Honestly the one time i find bald jokes hilarious is the one from Dougdoug’s community where they call him bald consistently and try to gaslight him despite him visibly having a full head of hair
@ATBZ19 сағат бұрын
DOUGDOUG ISN'T BALD???
@frederikraeker18 сағат бұрын
@@ATBZ dont worry he is, this is propaganda
@飛び猫15 сағат бұрын
@@ATBZ uhh i mean…. no he is very bald and bad at 2d platformers too. glory to parkzer
@MonsieurHonHon14 сағат бұрын
That and NL moving his headphones and the chat going "HES BALD?!" always made me laugh
@frederikraeker12 сағат бұрын
Actually the idea of NL having a thin strip of hair under his headphones from ear to ear is pretty funny
@emma_tm22 сағат бұрын
we're not librarian girls, we're girls who like librarians
@holyyoghurtman195220 сағат бұрын
Librarian hoarding the female viewership
@mattkaczmarek115215 сағат бұрын
Sorry, he's married
@emma_tm15 сағат бұрын
@@mattkaczmarek1152 we don't need to marry a man to stan him
@Blaurot15 сағат бұрын
@@emma_tmok simp😂😂😂
@junipre98514 сағат бұрын
librarians are hot
@Tyc990922 сағат бұрын
Bladee music in a northernlion video is groundbreaking
@iy214722 сағат бұрын
Dude I did a double take my worlds have collided
@subspacessparta697422 сағат бұрын
this is the weirdest crossover, my brain doing a loop rn
@garneet5 сағат бұрын
nl called him a vampire recently
@T3chAnalogy22 сағат бұрын
I can rest easy knowing Ive never @'d NL or DM'd him a bald tweet.
@CZEFrank16 сағат бұрын
Bro banning people is so funny. Just seeing how seriously people take it, and write these really passionate comments about it and what it says about a streamer when they ban too much or whatever. Yet getting banned from a twitch chat might be the single most inconsequential thing that can happen to you on the internet.
@ElSuperNova238 сағат бұрын
The best part of banning people is definitely the desperate ban appeals.
@dengar968 сағат бұрын
These guys get banned from club penguin in elementary school and it permanently changes their brains
@xantherrobinson443322 сағат бұрын
Watching from the lighthouse bedroom. I feel so employed
@Wunder22 сағат бұрын
willem dafoe is that you
@SanguineThor22 сағат бұрын
HARRRKKKK
@davidorians917821 сағат бұрын
I cannot believe I just witnessed a The Lighthouse reference
@holyyoghurtman195220 сағат бұрын
how's life up there? you need anything? crackers, some water?
@pearsetraynor914223 сағат бұрын
16 seconds ago, I feel so unemployed
@LargelyUnemployed21 сағат бұрын
Welcome, brother
@no-hc2ko21 сағат бұрын
3:50 guy in the chat who said Loosin Al Hair was funny, thank you
@plastiktuten386622 сағат бұрын
+2 for the Area 51 joke, that almost snuck by me
@VerbalLearning21 сағат бұрын
Librarian needs to cultivate a better youtube comment section
@Tyrentenir20 сағат бұрын
Banned for bad vibes
@louieberg294214 сағат бұрын
Frick you, motherfricker. I'm a ray of sunshine that brightens everybody's day.
@sdfggdfg5fgdfg15 сағат бұрын
"Lurk before you post" was a good rule in the old internet
@thatdarnskag504322 сағат бұрын
Is the community doing the thing where the ironic bald jokes just become unironic bald jokes.
@enotsnavdier686721 сағат бұрын
If you do something "ironically" enough, it is no longer ironic. You are just doing that thing with a false sense of self-awareness
@Jason-kp4vc20 сағат бұрын
@@enotsnavdier6867 you don't even have to be doing it "enough", just doing it means you're doing it. Ironically or otherwise, you're still making fun of somebody for being follicly challenged. You're gonna end up surrounded by people who find that funny, and we end up with a bar full of nazis.
@annoy4nce64818 сағат бұрын
@@enotsnavdier6867 hawk tuah
@greenoftreeblackofblue662517 сағат бұрын
Hawk Tuah!
@RoxxorzYourBoxxorz16 сағат бұрын
@enotsnavdier6867 (smallest one, from behind) yeah... Hawk Tuah!
@ieaiaioinc.525817 сағат бұрын
"Smoking weed when you're bald must be like damn I'm so fuckin high and I'm bald" this is the stupidest shit I've ever heard, was still funny tho
@Forbizz22 сағат бұрын
I love this outro song. The idea of the horn combo with "Lovely Day" as diegetic audio is pure cinema.
@ashb721 сағат бұрын
Also the immediate voice crack as he attempts to do the chorus
@DemsW22 сағат бұрын
This streamer still cultivates his audience the good old way
@pikapi98522 сағат бұрын
I wrote this exact fucking comment then I saw this, fuck
@-green-333617 сағат бұрын
This video is so awesome because it means that nl was listening to bladee the whole time
@EnnnVyyy22 сағат бұрын
webm of a character sleeping soundly how i sleep knowing ill never get banned by NL because my only interaction with his content is clips
@mogullll22 сағат бұрын
we're northernlion's community of course we need to be cultivated to be better
@Ilyasnow21 сағат бұрын
I'm cultivating it rn (and by it I mean my qi)
@nephritedreams19 сағат бұрын
Slime Banning somebody who has followed since march 2022 with not a care in the world. Based
@sunnyd172222 сағат бұрын
I genuinely think that every streamer should ban way more. Slime runs that shit like a prison, and not a fun Netherlands one. The bad American ones.
@emma_tm22 сағат бұрын
it's Scandinavia that has the fun prisons actually
@sunnyd172222 сағат бұрын
Banned.
@RedzeeTV22 сағат бұрын
Its the same with his twitter posts, he has his places on lockdown
@emma_tm22 сағат бұрын
@@sunnyd1722 lmfao
@B2Roland21 сағат бұрын
I mean I think it's also okay to admit that twitch Chat is a shit hole no matter what you do and just ignore the annoying shit. If the hostility towards the chat affects the content, then that's no bueno.
@lr-22 сағат бұрын
Watching from my penthouse suite, I feel so employed
@tracepalmatier969619 сағат бұрын
Mentioning Slime playing Tekken reminds me how much I want NL to be in the next Sajam Slam. His reads are impeccable, he could be such a god fighting game player
@jesss283022 сағат бұрын
I understand what he's saying, and I honor it, but as someone who once shaved herself bald (okay there was still some fuzz) from 15 inches of hair in order to donate, I gotta say, the feeling of running my hands over my head blew my fucking mind. It was actually incredible. If I was high at the time I could only imagine what it would've felt like. Huh... I do have gummies on hand...
@BingusTingus-ls4mf21 сағат бұрын
It really only felt that way because you still had the hair. When the follicles are gone so goes this feeling. Enjoy the gummies btw
@godlyvex554318 сағат бұрын
@@BingusTingus-ls4mf What feeling?
@BingusTingus-ls4mf17 сағат бұрын
@@godlyvex5543 Some of our sense of touch comes from our hair follicles, getting goosebumps as you know increases that sensitivity. Imagine the 100.000 thousand hairs on your head being cut to about the same length as on your legs or arm hair and then touching/massaging it. Your scalp will feel very very sensitive, especially when the goosebumps start kicking in.
@samw641417 сағат бұрын
that chatter got banned for being 2 funny this is basically fahrenheit 420 or whatever
@SeveralGhost21 сағат бұрын
If i was balled i would tell the future with my crystal ball. Oh, BALD. If i was bald I'd be hearing the same damn jokes every day.
@JonKimbel22 сағат бұрын
Librarian I saw a bald tweet that goes craaazyyyy you have to show him SHOW IT TO HIM RACHEL
@brotondo270521 сағат бұрын
My man is talking about the composer of the banner saga while composing his own banner saga
@jessem.421420 сағат бұрын
bald_man_explaining_microaggressions.mp4
@sunnyd172222 сағат бұрын
I thought Junior Kindergarten was a joke, like you have to go to Super Weenie Hunt Jrs. But it’s real.
@tuck23213 сағат бұрын
cold visions played in a librarian video twu
@GusanGaming14 сағат бұрын
Imagine sitting on the toilet shitting your guts out with norovirus and then also being bald
@readmore588816 сағат бұрын
Seeing Fiction ssbm next to NL broke my brain for a little bit
@JoseHerrera-ew2fz22 сағат бұрын
I need NL on The Yard so bad
@JaimieWFYT11 сағат бұрын
+2 I need that shit
@omarg207921 сағат бұрын
seeing shirtless fiction in the bottom corner of the thumbnail was a jumpscare
@NotMac20 сағат бұрын
Slime’s streams are for veteran twitch chatters, novice users are recommended to exclusively lurk on a second monitor, unless they want to lose chatting privileges immediately
@jamesmccomb952517 сағат бұрын
Hard disagree. I feel like Dan Gheesling is for veterans because if you get caught lacking in chat he'll ultimatum you to either talk your shit in Discord or get banned. Not my vibe but the dedication to the hostility is respectable.
@Erratic_Pulse_075822 сағат бұрын
We’re librarian guys, of course we get banned in the live chat!
@Purplestufff21 сағат бұрын
caseoh 🤝NL: pretending to ban insane chatters
@SacredDaturaa20 сағат бұрын
I speculate that a better way is to simply ban bad chatters quietly. Zip, gone, don't even acknowledge it. Shame works on normal people but some people are so broken that the potential of getting even negative attention spurs them to be shittier. Plus the vibe of a stream rolls downhill. If the streamer is salty and negative a lot, even justifiably, that energy is reflected by the community over time.
@JeffTheFlyingShark20 сағат бұрын
"You're still bald though." Chatter has no remorse there.
@nago233819 сағат бұрын
His preschool bit mixed with the banning bit reminds me of the "your time is up" bit from always sunny. Bit.
@ScratchCardWinner12322 сағат бұрын
I’M HAVING COLD VISIONSSSSSSSSS
@ScratchCardWinner12322 сағат бұрын
Hollly drain from Slime
@michaualtington21 сағат бұрын
northern lion caught glazing sponsored game with a gyat behind him
@RicksonGM22 сағат бұрын
Watching from my computer, I feel so connected to the internet
@Memepolicedoggo22 сағат бұрын
Never thought I'd head bladee during a librarian video, thank you slime
@annoy4nce64818 сағат бұрын
As a man who has a very jokeable name, I vibe with this shit so hard. Every single time it's the same joke, and every time people think it's funny, as if I haven't heard that joke 5000 times before. And then the next time they make the joke, it's a bit smarter and not the base-level shit, but I've still heard it like 500 times. I've only heard like 10 original jokes about my name in my life, and let me tell you, hearing the same joke thousands of times gets very old.
@Strategyboyz21 сағат бұрын
Slime banning people with Bladee in the background is fire
@Quasartist19 сағат бұрын
NL talking about Monster Hunter brought a smile to my face. +2.
@kahir864210 сағат бұрын
The best bald joke was when Master Roshi turned Man-Wolf back into a human by hypnotizing him into thinking Krillin's bald head was a moon.
@awesomesauce54817 сағат бұрын
The constant bladee in the background really sold this clip
@fuchsia353816 сағат бұрын
Banning a chatter for any reason at all: Based Banning a chatter for any reason at all but spending a minute complaining about it every time multiple times an hour: Not-As-Based
@pacificship895818 сағат бұрын
slime listening to bladee, this being posted on the day i’m going to a bladee show 🙏🙏
@SRMkay21 сағат бұрын
>claims to speak about real life problems and solutions >"What a novel concept: if somebody pisses you off once, you never have to see anything they write ever again."
@liamjamesharris15 сағат бұрын
No joke, Apollo might have the best cultivated chat on twitch. Everytime im in it its nice. That dog suffers no fools.
@greysonmiller940711 сағат бұрын
Massive "does your mother let you talk to her this way?" when your friend is over at your house energy
@firesupotree18 сағат бұрын
Please stop paying these people's bills
@Regis_Philbin7 сағат бұрын
I would pay a lot of money for a compilation of every time Slime has done a public banning, some truly priceless content
@drflaggstaff900813 сағат бұрын
> bans chatter >"Forgive me Egg for I have sinned" >unbanned
@HarryAyA20 сағат бұрын
I was half expecting Librarian to make a bald joke in solidarity for the fallen.
@milri865411 сағат бұрын
0:38 AT MCDONALDS GET THA SAD MEAL
@polabur719 сағат бұрын
I am become Jerma, banner of chatters.
@crazyjak5621 сағат бұрын
the queen latifah one got me. idk what it is.
@soby123420 сағат бұрын
DRAAAAAAAAAIIIIIINNNNNN GAAAAAAAAAAAAANGGGGG
@tiredboard43 минут бұрын
the 'you're banned' bit reminds me of the caseoh memes
@octopus_537519 сағат бұрын
There’s something about NL watching Slime that warms my heart. One goat acknowledges another
@tabula_rosa20 сағат бұрын
we as a society have really failed to impress upon young men the fact that, if your first thought when u see a person is about their appearance, they've 100% definitely heard it before and you can just not say it. that shit really deserves to become a major faux pas & there's a real scourge of young men trying to model the way they talk to close friends by roasting their behaviors & appearance as an act of love to say "hey I see you & your (what may be perceived by others as) flaws but I choose to be friends with you regardless of them", but doing it to strangers which is just repeating the same boring "here's the first thing I noticed when I saw you, even though you've heard it so much that now all it indicates to you is that a conversation is going to have 0 value", and then when they get rejected bc of their inappropriate familiarity they retreat into the reflexive defensiveness of being like "oh that funny little rib i gave you 2 seconds ago that i was going to say is just a goof bc i like you, was actually a devastating teardown of your character and now im going to attack you to prove that i was never trying to be close to you & therefor am not hurt by your rejection". i saw somebody yesterday being like "i hate how cocky & overly confident gen z are" but like, they're actually so insecure and lacking the toolsets to navigate normal social interactions with anyone who isn't a close friend that they're cooked as a generation, and I feel really bad for them.
@AshiwiZuni20 сағат бұрын
You sound like you need friends and honestly if I feel bad for anyone in this unnecessarily verbose story its you.
@tabula_rosa20 сағат бұрын
@@AshiwiZuni found the gen z stranger-roaster who can't make friends. pro tip: anti-intellectualism is not a personality. also its my job to analyze this stuff & it's, like, directly 1:1 relevant to the subject of the video u clicked on.
@cheeseitup197119 сағат бұрын
@@tabula_rosa What is your job? That sounds interesting
@bmbmbmbmbm175219 сағат бұрын
twitter blue check poster
@AshiwiZuni19 сағат бұрын
@@tabula_rosa and what? Doesn’t change the fact that you didn’t get paid for this, nor did you offer ANY insight whatsoever. Just a bunch of empty platitudes about how “we have failed men” and how bitter you are that young people do not like you. You are only proving my point. If this is the average NL viewer, I think yall have bigger problems than whatever you are yapping about.
@elock9 сағат бұрын
Slime attracts the kind of person he is
@momslammer699016 сағат бұрын
Austin wintori when Gregory summory walks in
@HoDSoverign16 сағат бұрын
The way my heart dropped when you started showing Slime banning people (I was banned that exact night)
@Snorlaxsnaxx10 сағат бұрын
Thumbnail killed me. I clicked as my corpse hit the keyboard. Before my spirit left my body, I just had to like, subscribe, turn on notifications, share, and comment. I'm fading. Goodbye world. See you in the next episode of dragon ball z.
@redouble_8 сағат бұрын
good video but I will miss "Good Day"
@Nightknight199219 сағат бұрын
condolences for watching slime in your freetime
@thefutureisbread17 сағат бұрын
Ironically the bald joke at the end of the video was a +2
@AutiCyrptArch17 сағат бұрын
Imagine someone asking you to try their 197338th version of a nut and jelly sandwich cause you liked PB&J.
Slime is such an anomaly that you will annoys him more than those banned people if you try to defend him.
@sweettea455621 сағат бұрын
SLIME MENTIONED THATS MY DOG 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️
@kibo820610 сағат бұрын
holy drainer
@Special337521 сағат бұрын
watching from a run down hotel room in new orleans i am so unemployed
@davidlazerz856422 сағат бұрын
Bald jokes really do get old fast. Imagine how "funny" it would be if everyone was making "LOL LOOK AT YOU DUDE, YOU GOT ATTACHED/DETACHED EARLOBES!!!!!" jokes constantly. It's not really "hurtful", just boring.
@itsbluntygaming22 сағат бұрын
The more obviously different you are, the more you get called out and joked about for that thing as a streamer. Bald, Hairline, Bad teeth, Big Nose, Weird Ears, people just want to point out why you're different. It gets real old.
@jhorn285522 сағат бұрын
I tell that one about the earlobes, I say it gets em every time
@spanzotab17 сағат бұрын
I have no idea how squeex does it man
@internettevarolanadam22 сағат бұрын
"Ban that guy for 30 seconds permanently"
@NayaM022 сағат бұрын
I work from home so I'm watching this INSTEAD of doing my job
@Neotenico18 сағат бұрын
Retweeting a bald joke and @ing NL is uncreative and not that funny, but it's also so low effort that it's kind of whatever. *_DMing Librarian the bald joke to send to NL_* because you think he's "one of us" and will serve as your personal liaison is just telling everyone that you aren't getting the therapy you need ho-LY
@toreole583121 сағат бұрын
8:56 MONSTER HUNTER MENTIONED
@SilverionX2 сағат бұрын
I'd say "get em!" but I'm afraid it would get me banned.
@robert-zr1kx21 сағат бұрын
omg nl watches slime
@sniperbot130618 сағат бұрын
I need him to start calling his mods guards like Moon 😂
@johnnysack14894 сағат бұрын
I vaguely remember NL being nuclear on chatters during the Dark Souls streams... maybe DS1 randomizer? The chat pogrom w/ permabans back then improved the Twitch chat tremendously IMO and may need to be done again :D
@lefi_is_here21 сағат бұрын
Can't wait for the NL ban that guy compilation to complement the jerma ban that guy compilation