Northernlion on the Yammening

[@aLime404]

I don’t have Twitter so between the Egg Father, chat asking, and you compiling, I basically get baby-birded predigested good tweets without suffering the bad tweets. Blessed tidings Vizier

[@kekchanbiggestfan]

Same, I quit twitter half a year ago and these videos give me like 99% of the positives I got from twitter without the negativity and countless wasted hours

[@dexterrkk3711]

I have twitter i never see these posts and I’m envious, except the tunnels one that shit is funny

[@XekTOr89]

This is how we enter the future, this is how I get all my online needs. News? NL! Tweets? NL! Reddit? NL....but like not directly from NL...the library is truly underrated.

[@Ihasnotomato]

Same, I have twitter but can't stand using it other than to post and then leave

[@trisckit]

I like leaving my email inbox completely unread (except the important ones ofc) so that the notification bubble number goes up. It's like cookie clicker to me

[@Magnus3144]

I do that with youtube. I'm at 1837 right now

[@PhantomThiefXI]

Same

[@erfaniom9576]

im at 27k right now going strong 💪

[@AndrewNajash]

I do this but also with the important emails

[@mewwww17]

I'm exactly opposite. I hate having to re-mark stuff as unread bc when I see the notification bubbles I feel like I've failed and lost the game.

[@Anthaneus]

Call me sloppenheimer the way I slurp up this aspartame

[@Drekromancer]

horrifying, +2

[@TheBlapSurgeon]

Librarian, you have single-handedly destroyed my ability to watch other KZbinrs because now every time the person I'm watching references something they saw on the internet, I expect to see the thing they're talking about. Great work keep it up, brother

[@zwlsx]

fr

[@AcceptTheNull]

I think the worse thing about the yam story is that a single whole yam was packaged.

[@3dDoener]

certified USA moment

[@TwoDementedGuys]

Oh I'm consooming so hard right now!

[@radarhead82]

​@@Medium_Johnson I can only assume twitter clout

[@thanxbutno]

@@Medium_Johnson because the majority still don't know it's her, i guess. she only disclosed to those two employees

[@musicaccount3340]

Looking at the thumbnail I thought it was oiled or something. Its peel is already packaging

[@Milagro921]

I’ve been hooked on Yerba mate since I was 8, if the scientists find out something in it is carcinogenic I think I’ll just have to tank the cancer.

[@fedweezy4976]

"tanking the cancer" is the funniest shit i ever heard

[@davidr2421]

Well not to be a buzz kill, but if you're drinking the kind that has been smoked beforehand, the smoke is a little carcinogenic.

[@graythomaslewis]

whatever you do don't google "mayo clinic yerba mate cancer"...

[@legrandarkan]

SA has been drinking for centuries I don't think we risk antrh particular dear OP

[@stepheng2799]

Lol don't worry about the yerba, you're already full of micro plastic and who knows what else

[@ScarletKomi]

16:40 "darksouls is perfect it doesn't have a lot of stats, like for example:" *list of all stats from darksouls*

[@skizm5804]

ya but it doesn't tell you about them and expect you to care

[@wegotbagels]

​@@skizm5804 'Dark Douls doesn't tell you about the stats that you level up" bro what

[@fudgyboo]

​@@wegotbagels They're saying the game doesn't care to tutorialize and emphasize all of the stats because, as NL said, all that really matters is health and weight.

[@louislux]

I get what you mean. All those systems exist but only really necessary for optimized speed runs.

[@giannistaz]

A Coke One for april fools would fly of the shelves

[@Drekromancer]

+2

[@jonnyvelocity]

"Drinking Coke Zero on stream every day." We've yet to see him ever drink a Coke Zero.

[@pile_of_kyle]

that shit's exclusively for his Patreon

[@jythmivena6617]

Can someone clip NL saying "Bro I was a townie" and white bar caption it "Me when I get bitten by vamps" then post it to r/townofsalemgame

[@jythmivena6617]

11:30

[@funx24X7]

I was utterly unprepared for Steve Harvey yelling kill with that context, librarian trying to rack up a body count of their own

[@TheMarkoSeke]

The face he made when Gotham Knights revealed, he was physically repulsed

[@jamieloomas347]

"Yams Walmart" would be a great name for a cowboy

[@MusicalMethuselah]

How is this not liked more

[@Ihasnotomato]

If there is 2 downsides I know about coke zero it is: 1. My dentist says the acid is still bad for your teeth at least 2. I don't personally think it tastes better than regular coke

[@zacharyharbridge9231]

The new KZbin UI finally hit me and I'm devastated. They completely jumped the freakin carp.

[@emma_tm]

this comment was first posted seconds after youtube's first UI update ever, and it hasnt stopped being a regular ever since

[@cailebreff7859]

They jumped the frickin' carp!

[@solame10101]

​@@emma_tm I still miss star ratings over thumbs up/down. KZbin always finds a way to mess with me just when ive finally adapted to their new crappy ui.

[@ajaxorion]

he absolutely nailed the generational average post joke, im genz i have a post that literally just says "they are gonna have to scrape you off the ceiling" and its just a normal jpeg of kirby

[@SemiIocon]

"The Seventh Sense" (Der Siebte Sinn) is a German TV show from the 60s, conceived to teach people simple things about car safety.

[@CameronForrester]

This guy: “beef is whack. Overrated. 2/10” Also this guy: “how are you going to rate sweet potatoes?!”

[@dudeskeela]

if you live in a major metropolitan area, such as Vancouver, you can absolutely just get Oppenheimer from the library. ditch the streaming services and support your local library!

[@erato4362]

Bro is so good at Cine2Nerdle he's remembering all the cancelled movies now to

[@TequilaSun8097]

“Nothing good can come from comments on the tunnel” is such a golden opening line

[@PepeLeehay]

"The pain of having not been drinking Coke Zero the whole time" oh man he is in it

[@BigStinker_14]

He’s in too deep

[@rich_in_paradise]

Funny thing about NL going off at people who say "just drink water" is he did exactly that when he was doing the drinks tier list.

[@mynameisrick]

No he didnt. He said he'd rather have water and thats not the same thing

[@rich_in_paradise]

lol no, go back and watch it. it was not a reasoned discourse. @@mynameisrick

[@Gorbgorbenson]

If I were the yammening guy, Id definitely stop after they found out. Unless the other employees dont know, it's just not as fun.

[@bl0ssum143]

It was stated in the post NL read aloud that the other workers don't know

[@carwyn3691]

Dark Souls is perfect, it doesn't have all these stuff like [describes every mechanic in Dark Souls]

[@fikou_]

+2

[@shirdzz]

i feel like the next step for "the librarian" is to get experts to fact check clips like 'is Coke Zero bad for you'

[@flashpone7910]

His bit about the Sixth Sense is essentially Haley Joel Osment’s character on The Boys.

[@RazalasTrebla]

NL popped off on the coke zero aspertame rant so true

[@theowenmccarthy]

Holy fuck that family feud edit made me laugh so hard

[@thebebopbengal8273]

Sugar free sodas taste awful to me, literally the only reason I don't drink it. It's also not good for your teeth etc, but that isn't very important to me, mostly it's the awful taste

[@user6122]

see this is wild to me (favourite soda is sugar free 7up)

[@thebebopbengal8273]

@@user6122 Yeah a lot of people seem to love the taste/think it's the same. It may also be different recipes in NA and EU idk. But to me it tastes really bad, like a bitter tinge to it. If there is only sugar free soda I drink water instead

[@ShaneClough]

6 months ago I would have completely agreed, however if you stick with them for a few months, fairly quickly you get used to the taste and after only a few months they start to taste almost as good as the full sugar stuff.

[@greenoftreeblackofblue6625]

​​@@OMGItsBirdmanArchiveyeah dude I think I got it. "That's okay dude, you probably shouldn't be drinking soda anyway and I don't actually know how healthy zero sugar soda is." If you're not saying that the drink will kill you this is what he will probably say along with "I can't police you for what you like to drink, I can just walk past you along the street drinking a soda and think, yeah that tracks".

[@MajorCrasher]

Yeah I'd rather drink water than diet soda if I had to drink one for the taste tbh.

[@EpicFelinski]

"Gotta remember my email login..." Quick wittyness from NL there

[@marty13612]

I used to hide plastic fruit deep in the pillow section of Walmart just to see if they would still be their next time I came around. Harmless.

[@Drekromancer]

Some men just want to watch the world burn.

[@ADD_ham]

I used to do the same thing but with rusty needles

[@kekchanbiggestfan]

Plastic fruit?

[@dudekazoo]

I used to find stuff like that while overnight stocking at walmart. Then I would also leave it because _I_ wanted to see how long it would remain.

[@marty13612]

@@kekchanbiggestfan Yeah, like fake fruit, kinda like those fake flowers you can buy.

[@occupationDan]

The gen x stray was incredible. Holy shit

[@sarsmask]

"A little '*holds up spork*'"

[@alli-gator-forest]

this is a 23 minute video that starts with “i’m not gonna talk about the tunnels”

[@user-tc5qc4ql8m]

22:05 so committed to the dunk that he broke out the american accent

[@papabaddad]

Every no sugar soda tastes the exact same to me. All I can taste is the artificial sweetener. I only drink like 1 soda on average a week, I'm not obsessed with sugar, I just don't think diet soda tastes good, i'd rather drink water

[@psycomachia]

NL describing stat bloat is exactly how I feel about playing warframe and having to explain it to new players.

[@anya_screen]

The word "fraught" is really difficult for me to hear correctly

[@TheLibraryofLetourneau]

lord...

[@NathanBrownisawesome]

Bro im watching this just a month and half from release, how tf does vlonepredator and shit feel like a million years ago

[@reinron]

Idk if it's me and my taste buds being weird but sugar free soft drinks taste bitter and off-putting to me

[@dudekazoo]

I had never liked them either but the specific ratio they use for coke and Dr. pepper zero are both fantastic imo. Got hooked about a year ago.

[@TheCakeIsntReal]

The tunnels were indeed a very funny story, *especially* with the context of infighting within the Chabad movement (which most people lacked), sadly the antisemites deprived us of this moment, the funniest in Jewish history since that would-be messiah bailed out and converted to Islam because the Ottomans threatened him.

[@altaccout]

Diet coke helped me quit soda because of how awful it tasted

[@buchanator]

15:56 oh my god I didn’t realize this was a flashback I was thinking wtf happened to SAP

[@TheMasterMakarov]

There is one unexplored aspect about diet coke discussion Dentists whoose opinion summizes to : "HOLY SHIT STOP DRINKING ACID COKES' PH IS 2!!!! ITS DISSOLVING YOUR TEETH DRINK FUCKING WATER PLEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASE"

[@caracatoacacepe]

do you also want me to drop on all fours and moo at you? Because only farm animals can go their whole lives only drinking water, and they're butchered after like 16 months or so, which doesn't bode well to the "water gives longevity" bit. You need to also drink water, but drinking 2 cans of coke zero a day aren't going to destroy you any more than a sedentary lifestyle coupled with obesity

[@rolfvanbreugel3730]

She slob on my know like yams on the cob 🥰🥵

[@rolfvanbreugel3730]

I misspelled ICANT

[@ShaneClough]

In general, the argument is usually that diet coke is worse than regular coke. Diet Coke is actually less acidic than regular coke, coke zero has a pH of 3.18, whereas regular coke is about 2.4ish, so yet again coke zero would be the healthier of the two to drink,. Diet coke is generally less acidic than a lot of fruit juices and sports drinks too. Not saying a pH of 3.18 is ideal, but compared to many other "comparable" drinks it's really not that bad.

[@XionicalXionical]

​@@ShaneCloughisnt the ph of your mouth like 7 or something? Like that seems horrible still.

[@Potsu___]

That Family Feud clip was great. "KILL" *applause*

[@oshada]

that last one is basically the liquid death strategy isn’t it

[@limehawk4989]

I think their thing is marketing actually

[@pile_of_kyle]

liquid death is just regular spring water with punk rock branding

[@atomknight8361]

Prime has both sugar and sucralose in it, so maybe that is better. Liquid death literally is just water

[@oshada]

I should specify that I meant their mango and lime varieties which have a bit of agave nectar, exactly what nl said

[@ScoffMathews]

I regularly declare email bankrupcy lmao

[@KittSpiken]

He really isn't ready to talk about the tunnels.

[@kve5520]

omg the coke one is my oomfie :P

[@Sheamu5]

Email bankruptcy sounds nice, especially with my personal email.

[@0ptimuscrime]

Why does Walmart wrapping yams in plastic? Nature gives them to us with biodegradable packaging, just peel the skin off.

[@vitorodino8760]

Maybe it ripens way less quick without the air oxidizing the outside so they can sell older yams as fresh? Maybe the plastic is worth the money for them, but ya its sad

[@jacethomas5562]

I wonder how realistic he thought he was being when he mentioned vaping 10x a day

[@Otacanthus]

The coke zero bit is funny. Like neither is good for you, but the artificial sweeteners just taste gross. Like if I'm gonna drink the juice that kills me I'll have the good tasting one. Like give me some NA style grape soda or EU style fanta exotic or lemon. Like the regular fanta would be good too but they ruined the recipe to have both sugar and artificial sweetner so now it's just the juice that kills you but it also tastes bad.

[@Tofuey]

Regular soda is actually bad for you 100%. Diet literally isn't bad for you at all its just a net zero gain.

[@solrinin]

Saying Coke Zero tastes better than regular Coke is debatable. I'm sure that's true if that's all you drink and developed a taste for it but you could do the same with a well done steak vs a medium rare steak too even though one tastes like leather.

[@koth_harvest_final]

VLONEPREDATOR is my favorite mutual

[@koth_harvest_final]

still have zero clue why he followed me back

[@aidanschroeder9887]

That Steve Harvey bit sent me I caaaaaant

[@NohaTheEpic]

I unironically declared email bankruptcy last week, shit is so freeing

[@cyanthrope]

the yammening is good because it's harmless. The only consequence is one employee mildly inconvenienced, but they were already going to restock a million misplaced items anyway. At least they were expecting this one. And if they found it amusing in some way, it's enrichment

[@ExtraThiccc]

Diet sodas are like 4ish calories, but the FDA legally lets them say theyre 'zero calorie". In europe theyre advertised as "low calorie" instead of "zero calorie"

[@nicholaslogan6840]

I need to drink only water because it hydrates me efficiently enough to keep vaping constantly no ragrets

[@brodude9208]

Artificial sweeteners are associated with cardiovascular disease, even though I don't think we got a cause-effect relationship figured out. The same meta-analysis studies show that there's no evidence of association with cancer.

[@Alaspooryorick98]

Recently they've been linked with leaky gut syndrome too, sucralose was found to be genotoxic lmfao

[@Purplestufff]

As with all things, as I’m sure NL would argue, it gets to be an arms race of: do the negative effects of artificial sweeteners outweigh the negative effects of sugar? What’s the dosage? What’s the likelihood? Like, heart disease and general health effects of increased fat from excess sugar consumption are conclusive and well-known. Not that sweet anything should necessarily be consumed or not studied, but do people get too up in arms about it vs more obvious detrimental factors?

[@toontitan]

The nuts on the table arc continues

[@pandan99]

wait nothernlion predicted the joker musical

[@stofez5625]

Sugar free soda tastes bad. The sweet is the wrong sweet taste. It’s like sickeningly sweet with the worst aftertaste. Each sugar alternative tastes different too which makes finding decent sugar free sodas even more difficult

[@whatastandupguy3050]

My dude tried a miracle elixir and was like “but it’s not the right kind of sweetness it needs to taste sweet in a different way 😢”

[@whatastandupguy3050]

My dude tried a miracle elixir and was like “but it’s not the right kind of sweetness it needs to taste sweet in a different way 😢”

[@gobble_gang]

I've achieved hard drive bankruptcy, both intentionally and not, at least 8 times in my 10 years of computer use.

[@RalorPenwat]

Artificial sweeteners all fucking taste awful to me. Unfortunately I have the gene that makes even sucralose (sugar alcohol) taste bad. I also have to drink Powerade for med reasons so I don't care much about all the soda discourse but it still applies.

[@okamisamakun]

Back me up on this, dl geega.

[@wieran35000vr]

imagine if we just had like half sugar pops instead of this chemical nonsense or an entire bag of candy's worth of sugar in a bottle

[@celica825]

"Coke Zero tastes better than regular Coke" is a crazy take honestly

[@alexismiller2349]

Somehow NL manages to make me feel bad for not drinking coke zero despite the fact that I hate the taste of every single coke soda

[@KnifeKeeper]

Cant comment on coke zero but pepsi max slaps, and it's wild cause WITH sugar I definitely prefer coke over pepsi

[@Aidprimero]

I feel called out about the vape guy who likes water

[@Robrr]

where can i find this vaping bit it sounds quality

[@TheLibraryofLetourneau]

www.twitch.tv/videos/2029397234?t=02h32m30s

[@Florassbm]

Thank you librarian.

[@k-nun]

I will never drink coke zero because nl always sounds like an addict rationalizing his addiction whenever he talks about it. Like I don't care about whether it's unhealthy or not he just sounds like my roommates who vaped 24/7.

[@chatnoir9038]

Yeah, all soda is bad for you, at least for your teeth. It's not just the sugar, it's the acidity. We should drink (all kinds of) soda in moderation. Also the Coca Cola company is kinda evil.

[@Ceighk]

the only irony is that he also hates vaping, when vaping is literally the coke zero of smoking. people just assume it's bad for you because they make a mental association with cigarettes, not because of what it actually is.

[@jillsandwitch67]

@@Ceighk are you trolling

[@halberd5348]

@@Ceighk yall literally just make shit up. I fucking hate how conspiratorial people are nowadays, especially on food. Do some research

[@Tofuey]

Diet soda arguments drive me crazy

[@zwlsx]

its really simple, diet soda Just Tastes Bad. thats it. every single diet soda i've had has tasted worse than the non diet counterpart and its always a specific taste related to the sweetness of it.

[@Purplestufff]

That fucking Aspartame section is the most vindicated I’ve felt in MY ENTIRE LIFE. IVE BEEN SCREAMING ABOUT IT FOR YEARS LETSFUCKINGGOOOOOOOOO KEKInsane

[@jillsandwitch67]

seriously i live for nl defending coke zero. years of everybody around you telling you you're gonna get ultra mega cancer and ignoring any clinical studies you show them has worn me down.

[@hullbreakergaming4629]

aint no way boople_snoot got a tweet with over 60k likes wtf

[@-lyvenx3648]

is coca cola company cancelled in any way? expecting something like a nestle debacle somewhere

[@quaker47]

i think coca cola hired columbian death squads to break up a strike in like 2002

[@KVWI]

I mean they've done a series of horrible things like every other food company of that size, but no one really cares that much I guess.

[@mcbmghome]

Saving this argument for my wife

[@barb0za0]

lol etho in the end credits!!

[@mcbmghome]

Spindrift is fruity seltzer with 12 calories a can and its great.

[@septemberstarlight9362]

the people with defiled taste buds who convinced themselves 15 years ago that coke 0 doesn't actually taste like rotting ass and forgotten that fact trying to convince people the only reason they don't drink it is because it tastes too good to be true is wild lmao

[@Winasaurus]

Drink coke -> Swap to coke zero once the dentist calls you an asshole -> Lie to yourself that it's good in order to tolerate it -> Eventually successfully gaslight yourself to the point you try to convince others that coke zero is good. I've heard enough recovering alcoholics tell me how "carbonated water is really good for you!" to know when someone lost in their own smoke.

[@RetsamX]

Wait why is the entire chat saying Oppenheimer is mid? It's pretty good...

[@ChessQuestionMark]

oppie was 5/5 chat L on this one

[@Gooby-xw5uz]

What if there was a coke half and half? half normal coke half coke zero

[@litergod]

yam one

[@drflaggstaff9008]

The fact that he said "that's PROBABLY not true" makes me inappropriately interested in how much he actually makes. Could 5-15 minutes of his stream actually equal an extremely poor person's salary? Is bro a multi-millionaire?

[@dudekazoo]

I think he means the lump sum from the sponsorship deal with McDonald's, which could easily be more than someone's annual income at like $10-15K. And yes, I believe he is a multimillionaire.

[@shigekax]

You didn't see his paycheck in the twitch leak ?

[@QuebecSouverain]

Why people still donate their hard-earned money to a multi-millionaire on Twitch is beyond me...

[@Mutantcy1992]

Diet soda still acidic as fuck which isn't good for your teeth

[@Tofuey]

Sugar is also terrible for your teeth. Hope this helps

[@Mutantcy1992]

@@Tofuey if there isn't sugar then what are you talking about

[@MaxMalm]

I do the email thing too

[@HopUpOutDaBed]

pepsi 1 was already invented like 25 years ago. And it sucks

[@yoya.]

I have had the "coke zero". I did not find it to be tasty.

[@StarscreamsGirl]

I used to yam my roommate in 2017 bc i hated that guy

[@jenm1]

How's the mineshaft lady doing these days?

[@fendviyo]

Support beam buckled and roof caved in, she was trapped under the rubble for 3 days until a family member got concerned after not hearing from her, found she'd died of asphyxiation. Shit was tragic😢

[@stofez5625]

@@fendviyothis is not true

[@fendviyo]

​@@stofez5625 me when I spread misinformation online 🤭🤭🤭

[@TheLibraryofLetourneau]

i think she got shut down? the last things i read was that she was actual a software engineer and was building illegally under other people's houses so the city shut her down

[@jenm1]

It scares me how long she was able to do that for lol@@TheLibraryofLetourneau

[@Justjoey17]

Yam story started good but it petered out

[@Winasaurus]

Would have been funnier if he just stopped once posting so that he could never be caught. Getting caught and then getting permission to do it is just shameful. A prank is fun because you're not meant to be doing it. I know the term is overused but I think 'cucked' is the only description for seeking consent to prank.

[@darkranger116]

its a shame aspartame tastes like shit

[@vitorodino8760]

it just tastes bad tho

[@Archimedes.5000]

Bruh but sugarless soda tastes like shit