Northernlion reacts to MORE Twitter curated TikToks

[@gungy_vt]

I like how going to the wiki page of "flexible glass" has the second sentence as "The story is almost certainly false" but the page for "unbreakable glass" recants the tale without saying it's probably not true.

[@TheDarkeningShadow]

The fact he actually pulled the hemomancer up on stream himself blew me away

[@imabossDJ]

am i missing something? he asked librarian for a link and then librarian posted a link

[@Ady66699]

​@@imabossDJ usually librarian adds the video in himself in these edits. NL actually pulled the video up so people could see it instead of just hear it

[@slick3996]

i love how he's edging all these people asking for a link and they have to wait for the Librarian upload lmao

[@Gorbgorbenson]

Librarian links it in chat when he asks. It's pretty awesome when it happens

[@TheLibraryofLetourneau]

His streams start at midnight where I am right now so I'm trying to sleep but he keeps asking me to pull up links in chat. I'm deliriously scrambling to Twitter at 1 am lmao

[@rank944]

​@@TheLibraryofLetourneau as random viewer 37263, just wanted to say thank you and pogs up to you brother for the hard work

[@Gorbgorbenson]

@TheLibraryofLetourneau bro get some sleep 😂 but we appreciate your work

[@greatestoldone7658]

@@TheLibraryofLetourneau The obvious solution is to move to the other side of the world.

[@angryprimalbug5417]

19:04 POV: you dropped a ping pong ball

[@ClovenofHooves]

greatest +2 of all time

[@Pittoors_]

+2

[@LuckOfTheRoll]

You have a beautiful mind, +2

[@angryprimalbug5417]

@@LuckOfTheRoll rare compliments

[@fl1p576]

+2

[@peace_n_love]

Rip to the guy who came in his pants during the twerking contest, I watched the og vid and he got twerked on by multiple girls + one fully sat on his face, just to have nl defame him with the “no contact” 🙏

[@dommetoretto]

this is a safe space, you can admit the guy was you kekw

[@Donovarkhallum]

Getting twerkez on and busting makes you weak Their cheeks aren't actually giving you a tug. One pump chumps.

[@chatnoir9038]

Wtf kinda contest is that anyway? I mean I get twerking competition but why is there just a dude lying down being twerked on?

[@Donovarkhallum]

If you cum from that you're weak af

[@Donovarkhallum]

Also sitting. On your face is still no contact in terms of the end result.

[@palette1931]

Take action regarding that individual

[@cringeginge7663]

Relax I’ll handle it

[@mannmctrash]

I am the angry pumpkin.

[@ATBZ]

@@mannmctrash The architect and the builder

[@GigaVanguard]

They arrive calmly from their escalator with a sense of purpose

[@sverenagain]

i was attempting to watch this without headphones and he just KEPT talking about foreskin and KEPT talking about foreskin it was so fucking embarrassing 😭😭

[@murrayb1969]

I am so glad I finally understand the angry pumpkin bit, thank you librarian

[@notrab13]

There’s only one video game Bill Clinton has played, and it’s Karryn’s Prison. He wrote a two thousand word Steam review of it.

[@cassandravaupel7589]

POG HE CLOSED THE PARENTHESES POG

[@EDToasty]

wait where

[@cassandravaupel7589]

The very first clip 0:40

[@kroberjam1081]

20:20 Man turned into a completely different person there. Never heard that kind of noise before

[@hammdogporkington3058]

He became a Henson puppet from Labyrinth

[@handfulofmushrooms1135]

he sounds kinda like the guy from Adam Sandler’s Christmas movie (idk I haven’t seen it)

[@reedwilliams1868]

He turned into the crazy short guy whose mad at the trumpet player

[@austinfletchermusic]

I remember that fucking Hemomancer tiktok, it's *really* good. Capturing that Alan Rickman energy with that smug sneer in his voice and on his face and in his attitude

[@sekounk]

Somewhere between Alan rickman and potion seller

[@Hidden_Nicko_]

I appreciate you Librarian for editing and uploading these highlights since I don't have time for the VODs

[@Ragnell123]

I’m honestly surprised it took him this long to find the hemomancer thing. It’s been around for a year or two now. Although I think the cough medicine and cold might have melted his brain a bit

[@Traten65]

it got a resurgance of twitter recently where I caught it as well and I am so glad I got the egg blessing that it is indeed hilarious

[@mattiascrowe2549]

Honestly NL comes back with some of his best takes after being ill; the machine never halts, the beast never rests

[@laggypirates]

How can I find this man so funny but the things HE finds funny completely befuddle me? Explain that scientists.

[@greatestoldone7658]

His brain is a melon that was grown inside a square box.

[@thatdarnskag5043]

He’s your distillation still of humour.

[@BooAxe]

Your humor is just different. The videos are funny I wish you could also laugh at them. They are really stupid though "oh no it is the dive rocket launcher", why did I laugh bro. Humor is just so funny when it hits

[@RozKounelakion]

I think I remember NL saying that the "women are my favorite guy" guy was actually funny and I went to check him out and I'm not gonna lie I do not know how that man is a comedian

[@scrattue]

I know what you mean, he loves I Think You Should Leave but that was possibly the least funny show I have ever seen!

[@Domus_Maximus]

The flowchart for these videos is ME > Librarian > NL > Twitter > TikTok, which is insane

[@staviwavi222]

Plus twitch then KZbin then you

[@opossumboyo]

This video contains references to half of the jokes he has made since February

[@rcoder01]

I keep coming back to it. One of the top librarian uploads for sure.

[@bendonks9559]

I appreciate you showing the win at the end of the final clip even though it’s not tweet related

[@magneticflux-]

14:50 "shit sound like diesel.ogg" +2 Truckin' Tuesday

[@dopwop553]

honk honk

[@Gakulon]

LMAO, chatter nailed it on the fuckin head. Gotta go rewatch those vids

[@dudekazoo]

I didn't quite understand the PVZ guy, although it was amusing still. Was he intentionally trying to sound like ai or something? The hemomancer one ruled though, spiritual successor to potion seller.

[@Serecola]

He was trying to gas up extremely boring gameplay

[@Blazik3n99]

The original video is a Spanish guy, the video NL was reacting to was an AI translated version. I don't think there's a joke, it's just a combination of a bizarre translation and the weird inflection the AI voice does.

[@Artichoke0001]

I don’t know either but it sent me

[@SchadenfreudeUY]

@@Blazik3n99 He was referencing an old AD that played in south america that had a catchy jingle

[@cm.design]

yeah, it was an AI translated version of someone playing PvZ; you can also see how the AI-generated fake mouth pops in and out of existence when he moves his head

[@lazydictionary]

PoV Pope bit is an all-timer, holy fuck

[@northernlionquotes]

I've been annoying the shit out of my friends with quotes from that AI PvZ video for weeks and finding out NL also enjoys it as much as I do has me pogged... now we gotta show him the AI video where the young man helps a turtle cross the road and then the turtle saves him from buzzsaws and then theres like fucking viruses coming out of the manhole... just trust me

[@MultiRelyt]

Thank you, Librarian, for helping me stay chronically online ❤

[@Roger_808]

15:45 hemomancer origin

[@jcp1296]

I was not expecting to see a Geert Wilders tweet on here LMAO

[@uiron5755]

I really appreciate you adding the clips and tweets for these segments librarian

[@mattoblivion]

the lean is melting his gourd

[@deddrz2549]

Its funny because Joe Biden the Guilty Gear player plays as Chipp, the ninja presidebt character. Also when chatter said 'bill clinton played guilty gear' was referencing Bill reading the cover art for the first GG for the originao playstation when talking about fideo game violence.

[@buttenjoyer1]

i cant stop thinking about hemomancer

[@tomwinkler3180]

The 'Mamma Mia' part got me so good holy shit

[@James-np3xv]

This video makes Mucinex look like a schedule 1 controlled substance

[@illiguanas3132]

relax. i'll handle it

[@Sheerspeechcraft]

Watching the clip and then seeing Northernlion recite it almost word-for-word is amazing. Great memory.

[@zerrus8781]

18:17 Breaking Bad but with NFTs instead of meth

[@itsmaddiebee]

Hemomancer clip is actually just a remix of the “Things I’ve Shoved Up My Butt” clip

[@madhavmathur6989]

How do I make my Twitter feed funny? All I get are podcasters shilling NFTs

[@ChuckCannon]

That PvZ video sounds like Cake lyrics

[@CrownedCryptid]

Shoutout to the chatter who mentioned the germs episode of Invader Zim

[@tomguglielmo9805]

GO VOTE CHIBLEE NATION

[@thaDjMauz]

Netherlands mentioned: POG! It's Geert Wilders: MonkaS

[@Smurrei]

HE CLOSED HIS PARENTHESES!?

[@thechatter7102]

hemomancer was the funniest shit I've ever heard holy-

[@reccaman]

The "i wanna sleep man" is too strong

[@SemiIocon]

I asked twitch why my sub badge doesn't show up in these recordings and even they don't know. Rip, my sub badge I guess.

[@bradleyhamilton2459]

VORSE

[@eater_of_garbage_]

Waa waa

[@Dschonathan]

I read that tweet from Kayne West at 1:00 and had to laugh at how quirky and relatable it is and then had to do a double take that its from fucking Kayne West. On a scale that ranks celebrities by how unlikely it is that I would ever relate to them Kanye would've been pretty high up there I thought.

[@Jabbersac]

you gotta remember that Kanye West has changed a lot over the 20 years he's been famous. When people say "I miss the old Kanye" they really aren't just looking at the past with rose tinted glasses, they're remembering a time when the man's mind hadn't completely rotted from untreated mental illness

[@carsondarby6697]

​yeah, tbf kanye always had inklings of his mental illness poke thru but shit kinda hit the fan after his mom passed

[@JavaManJoJo]

what song is NL singing/parodying during the credits?

[@TheLibraryofLetourneau]

man of metropolis steals our hearts - sufjan stevens

[@RalorPenwat]

The twerking thing is a little misleading because she definitely made contact a few times. Still pretty sad tho lol

[@geisterbilder]

Granted, the idea of a public gathering in which a man lies prone to be twerked upon is absurd enough that the man cumming in his pants is the least surprising part. I also have to imagine the kind of person who signs up to be in that position may have some pent up sexual energy

[@austinaustinaustin]

20:23 you went in a whole other voice there dude

[@cassidy8307]

Anyone know how to make those ai translations like in the pvz video? It's peak content

[@TheLibraryofLetourneau]

I think it's elevenlabs? It's pretty easy to just upload a vid and pick the language

[@ferth2315]

“Did you see-“ oh yeah I’m eating goood tonight!

[@minomushi_hitogata]

I had to take a break from watching NL bc my echolalia having ass started talking like him and I had to put a stop to that 💀

[@felix56p]

24:28 lovecraft moment

[@Daaba99]

the GTA shit is hilarious but maybe mild elder abuse

[@tribes2archivist]

Hemomancer

[@Booluw]

I AM THE ANGRY PUMPKIN 🗣🗣🗣🗣

[@splish8869]

I’m late but I’m just gonna say: the elephant trunk description was kind of close for soft, just no apple and ovb shorter

[@MrHastygamer]

The Chapter is called ‘Hemomancer’ but I’m pretty sure it should be Haemomancer because it’s an individual who practices blood magic - ‘haemo-‘ usually refers to blood (from the Greek word Haema). Not a big deal, but could reflect poorly on your brand. A bit unprofessional.

[@WordoftheElderGods]

5:14 I see you sckOOps. Great line.

[@Sickmmaner]

He finally closed his parenthesis!

[@fotia7936]

No no chat gets a fucking minus 2 infinite for the pvz/hemomancer opinions

[@greenoftreeblackofblue6625]

Remember they could only hear audio because NL never shows the actual video

[@fotia7936]

@@greenoftreeblackofblue6625 they are still wrong

[@DemonLordSparda]

@greenoftreeblackofblue6625 He actually played the Hemomancer video himself. It was pretty surprising.

[@unnaturallynatural8885]

The video where they're just playing a game of nonsense is one of my favourite videos of all time

[@LoveBystroem]

I saw the pvz section and I thought it was protos vs zerg haha

[@MassiveScore]

What video is the song at the end from?

[@scozzbaggs9224]

"I don't live in the USA enterprise" Lmao

[@GamingGrandpa101]

Librarian you’re a king amongst men

[@nonpondo_]

It's crazy he mentioned 50 cent, I've been watching sooo many 50 cent KZbin shorts lately, guy is too funny

[@scummygrummy5220]

The hemomancer bit is so fucking funny. I can’t understand chat on this one

[@RockAli22]

Librarian where is the steamboat willie tweet Justin mentioned? :(

[@paint4pain]

Dracula Flow still the best discovery, it edged out pope pizza for me.

[@TheMarkoSeke]

OO OO PAPA

[@grapesoftime]

Me when NL says he hasn't seen Death Note OR The Gaodafther Part 2 and tries to light up the chatter.. but I've seen both: why you say fuck me?

[@MioAppreciator]

thank god my mornings will be blessed with this content again. cheers librarian

[@AjixGameOver]

16:37 perceptor seluvis

[@justaguy3310]

Can somebody explain dutch jar jar?

[@shigekax]

Dutch sounds like jar jar speak, so dutch politician is jar jar I don't think there is much more to it

[@dudekazoo]

If you read that dutch tweet with no understanding of dutch pronunciation it sounds like jar jar binks.

[@justaguy3310]

@@dudekazoo I'm Flemish so maybe that's why I'm confused haha. So Dutch sounds like Jar Jar speak according to English speakers?

[@TimothyCho]

​@@justaguy3310the spelling of Dutch words

[@Jabbersac]

Written Dutch can sometimes look like a funny misspelled version of English to an English speaker, Dutch spoken out loud usually doesn't. The start of the tweet, "We hebben een serieus probleem" looks at first glance like the English sentence "We have a serious problem" but written like it was said by somebody with a bizarre accent - perhaps Jar Jar Binks. Some of the mockery may also be amplified by people who know and disagree with Wilders' controversial and extreme political positions.

[@iseriver3982]

Live irl black jack stream? How has society got so low.

[@dasamont8274]

Wow, Dutch really is just Norwegian spelled in a silly way

[@nazmmetin1862]

7:58 How does he do that

[@redwolfjo3_647]

bless librarian

[@thechatter7102]

HOLY SHIT MATT BINDER MENTIONED YOOO

[@Smurrei]

Hey Librarian, did you see that Fauna is gonna play Dota, you need to start working on a supercut when you wake up. Chop! chop!

[@mattgroening8872]

14:20 song name?

[@TheLibraryofLetourneau]

beck - loser

[@mattgroening8872]

@@TheLibraryofLetourneau thank you librarian,you are a modern hero

[@agustin8160]

Bananirou mentioned

[@phylocybe_]

This guy is hilarious how have I never heard of him before

[@rbbl_]

nl hitting the penjamin?

[@thegloop5018]

smart | dumb chatters will fr hear any story about anything for the first time and immediately go "hehe erm well thats OBVIOUSLY fake" without looking into it further

[@ehudshapira2745]

Am I just cooked from real life tragic scenes, or is that grandma GTA thing really fucking heinous?

[@ThePhunnman5]

Seems pretty heinous!

[@haldern501]

some of the best things in life are heinous

[@UnrulyGoats]

Wow, How about SHEmomancah?

[@Khuros]

Whats the animal auto builder called?

[@TheLibraryofLetourneau]

super auto pets

[@L0LWTF1337]

As somone that is not on twitter or tiktok, these are the only instances I interface with that cringe :)

[@zergl1ng526]

No one will believe me but i am the creator of hemomancer 🤫

[@limejarrito]

🤫🤫🤫

[@scotchedtape]

16:50

[@Cepillin2099]

EL PAPU :O

[@haddockgirl]

"im not gonna become a react channel!!!!!" dot dot dot

[@Phoenix0F8]

Twitter curated tik-toks, is that like if AIDS caught cancer or something

[@dudekazoo]

Least anhedonic commenter spotted.

[@fuckhandlesgivemynameback]

reused clips wierdman

[@bas_ee]

what?

[@ClovenofHooves]

Banger HYSTT episode