Northernlion's weirdly long and aggressive chicken teriyaki rant

battling the voices in his head type andy
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Twitch: / northernlion
KZbin: / @northernlion
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Stream date: 05-01-2023
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#northernlion #clips

[@SillyNep]

I feel like he was judging himself for eating the teriyaki and turned that part of him into an imaginary person he had to fend off

[@breeban3388]

he even says "nobody said anything about it"

[@GlowingOrangeOoze]

You summed up what it's like to be inside my brain very well. I've always gotta fend off the little haters that congeal themselves together in my head by way of internal tyrade.

[@jsong768]

The egg at it again with his strawmans hahaha

[@GlazeonthewickeR]

@@GlowingOrangeOoze 😂😂😂

[@nattteo]

I love it when the eggman goes off on the imaginary people in his head

[@18skeltor]

It ain't a strawman, it's a straw army that's after him 😮

[@Roi985]

he just like us fr fr

[@sasquatch.8]

Real

[@Kingbobman69]

A whole fucking army of straw warriors just spawns whenever NL starts a bit

[@aleczin8160]

This rant is indeed weirdly long and aggressive. Go off, egg.

[@CountCristo]

The self awareness of him mentioning that absolutely no one outside his head presented the views that made him so mad is peak NL

[@purplepotato1038]

My favorite thing about NL is him doing an insane rant and then saying “Just Relax”

[@KillerTeddyBear77]

I think the funniest thing about this is that he fully admitted that no one judged him whatsoever, he just judged himself and then got mad at himself

[@18skeltor]

It's not a strawman its the whole damn field

[@capraagricola]

the wonderwall reference in the middle of this absolute beatdown of "guy who likes sushi and looks down upon chicken terriyaki orderers" turned my brain into miso

[@BenjyF563]

NL manages to make any topic sound entertaining, idk how he manages it, guess I'm just pegged

[@18skeltor]

He put his skill tree points into Charisma

[@BenjyF563]

@@18skeltor Banter 100 for sure

[@Zedd8787]

Did you mean to say pogged, or...

[@BenjyF563]

@@Zedd8787 I said what I said

[@very_gouda]

Stay pegged

[@indi.burger2]

There are like 15 times you think the bit is going to end and then he keeps going

[@SuperRainbol]

"I didn't want to" - said the guy who brought up the entire argument all of a sudden

[@renegadeprism42]

Ranted so long i started to order teriyaki chicken

[@TheLibraryofLetourneau]

its a damn psyop

[@justinleonard6183]

True but there better not be any damn pumpkin tempura snuck in

[@KamonJD]

8:36 “Is orange chicken the most Caucasian thing you can order at an Asian restaurant?” “Bro, no. It’s orange”. My sides, holy shit.

[@fjmoneybagz]

The NL schizo arc really got him yelling at the voices in his head

[@greylandrum9164]

He's inventing reality as he goes, but he's right.

[@saintsalieri]

What's fucked up is he is defending himself against himself.

[@shrimpstance]

i love this title. you understand the appeal of this man's content perfectly. librarian truly got the NL clip game on lock

[@PhantomThiefXI]

sometimes when im reading the 2ch equivalent of greentext stories i laugh when naming a speaking character, instead of "my fucking boss" ou "that damn slut", they just use "the enemy" , but imagining NL ordering chicken teriyaki and thinking someone would mock him for it and getting aggrod at the guy he made up making he realize how people do be like that, sometimes its not an attribute they have or their standing against mine, its just a being that antagonizes me

[@Shabadaba1216]

oh shit ur that guy that did nijisanji tls for a bit

[@HC-qc5rp]

The little bitty Wonderwall break in the madness torrent was nutty

[@dangerchrist123]

Long☑️ Aggressive☑️ Based☑️ All the ingredients for a +2 farm

[@Jeff-yz1wx]

he still has residual trauma from the mr toshi's sushi bit i fear

[@racg174]

i was with him till the edamame slander. “its just beans” I LIKE BEANS

[@TheLibraryofLetourneau]

edamame goes crazy fr

[@Quixan]

y'all a couple of salty beans.

[@alexcimochowski7152]

His take on the California rolls in the bento box is true

[@Mindofthequill]

Sometimes I'm just in a mood for chicken teriyaki, shits tasty. Also I'm just a sucker for salmon so if they offer like teriyaki salmon you know your guy is getting that.

[@18skeltor]

Any meat with a sweet sauce 😊

[@pigmentpeddler5811]

Teriyaki salmon slaps too hard for how easy to prepare it is

[@jovialvibes5962]

Edamame goes crazy with a $8 Sapporo

[@polishpipebomb]

He's so real for all of this, I wish I could have been there.

[@Octoshark19]

the mongolian beef part actually made me choke from laughing 😅😅

[@varun76890]

He's going off and there is no stopping

[@Medium_Johnson]

He says exactly how I feel about the Bento Box.

[@shm0n3y]

As weirdly long and aggressive as this this i feel very similarly for going to an Indian restaurant and getting butter chicken, shit just slaps why you gotta judge me

[@davidk7439]

Similarly, if it's an exceedingly generic Indian restaurant, you probably should anyway. Going with the most popular menu item is a surefire way to make sure you're getting consistently fresh (batched) food in a timely manner, with it also being good enough to get repeat customers! Do the thing the restaurant is suited for!!

[@skydivide6993]

chicken teriyaki needs to remain a parachute

[@richard_nj]

Pegging so hard over this

[@user-tc5qc4ql8m]

whipping my empty edamame pods at the screen and booing as i watch this during dinner

[@MrLego3160]

that's not a panic attack, that's just you panicing.

[@zebrathinker]

A+ title on this one

[@worms1244]

Thanks for the company

[@18skeltor]

❤

[@lainothefirst]

Just from the title alone, I had to watch this. This kinda stuff is peak NL content since like 2014 or smt

[@Mulch4321]

2:32 jumpscare warning please

[@18skeltor]

Well I lol'd, and I feel no shame

[@Shabadaba1216]

you really dont register how bald he is without a hat or headphones

[@geraldvanlaar]

HE;S BALD??? holy bersh

[@SemiIocon]

Edamame is just beans but Tofu also is just beans

[@TheLibraryofLetourneau]

that's the thing, it's all beans

[@lorddeecee]

I feel so heard right now

[@hereisdann]

help the straw man in my head made fun of me for ordering a tasty dish

[@lain-.]

As an Australian the Perth mention jumpscared me (I know its probably Perth, Ontario)

[@Emperorerror]

wtf there's a Perth, Ontario? I'm American and would definitely think of Australia first

[@JoeCMath]

The best ad for Teriyaki Madness I've ever seen!

[@themcguy1]

"it's a dish from Taiwan, you lost me" NL CHINESE SPY CONFIRMATION???

[@thailai3277]

he speaks my truth.

[@dylanb3283]

He’s back

[@thelegalsystem]

Vancouver Sushi Snob Goes OFF About Teriyaki (Seattle Brained)

[@pawbru]

Anyone think his bento box criticism is analogous to his GOW one

[@Sickmmaner]

"I haven't seen this video in a while. He must surely be play Isaac or SAP during this. Yup."

[@hahaharithz]

5:24 NL cares about us 😢

[@achichug]

Favourite part of working at a Japanese restaurant was free chicken teriyaki

[@splish8869]

I wanna live in a world where this is the infamous NL take on Japanese food

[@tgmt20z]

A modern larry david

[@calebrobbins6406]

God I get shudders if he even MENTIONS sushi now lmao

[@DeepseaGaming1000]

I was worried going in but once he got going it was a solid +2

[@OMAR-yr3mt]

I love how i get heated up during his food rants despite not trying 90% of the foods NL talks about

[@samdejesus7732]

Someone needed to say it

[@TheRealThird]

Agreed about edamame. I figured everyone felt that way, I didn't believe people actually liked it until I saw all the -2's

[@Mcrawf21]

And I'm the guy that eats sushi from the grocery store weekly in rural Texas.

[@narutofan4545]

Tear of the kingdom

[@lockstock600]

Perth mention gave me a fucking jump scare

[@nicholasroberts7838]

When I want chicken teriyaki I get the stuff from the place that only sells chicken teriyaki at the mall.

[@spootot]

3:45 can we talk about how Backwards Packages was absolutely the only correct choice

[@tastyhaze2058]

Dude he says the little plastic grass is a bad sign? That's just there to keep your ginger and wasabi separate man, it has no bearing on the quality of your sushi. I worked at a pretty fancy sushi place and we went through those plenty.

[@manniquin]

man's never had a good bento box and im sad for him. but also chicken teriyaki slaps it's true

[@colinmallery50]

general tso’s is goated

[@Chadworthy_]

2023 attitude er

[@naaags]

Big Brockville shout out

[@aaront1710]

I only recently got into NL and ugh, I guess I'm hooked, he's got the banter I like when he starts off saying something fucking stupid and then hackysacks it off the back heel into something that surprises a laugh out of you, like the orange chicken thing. uncle ben rice pilaf is such a good punchline

[@dr_ill]

This is very funny to me because chicken teriyaki is my all time favorite food.

[@isaacfeldmann2827]

Librarian are you a resident of Rhode Island cuz that Dragons Palace photo in the thumbnail gave me whiplash

[@TRENKROM]

5:46 -2. Edamame is peak, its so fun getting them out of the pods. Same appeal as peanuts.

[@Freddie_Dunning-Kruger_Jr.]

I have been thinking about this same thing for like 10 years 😂

[@brown_note4710]

Whenever I eat chicken teriyaki I feel hungry after, it’s weird

[@nostalgic9597]

This is the 8th video in 2 hours, you alright bud? All the clips are from yesterday's stream...

[@gamjanamja]

Im telling you guys as a Vancouverite, we are the worst sushi snobs

[@Skaiform]

The salad in the bento box always slaps so hard, though. That ginger dressing is crazy

[@junipre985]

this is fucking bizarre

[@onezerotwo]

how is he not a national treasure?

[@fakename5881]

i miss SAP because it always led to the best banter

[@narutofan4545]

He's right

[@joeyjojos5839]

Hes right and he should say it

[@Wungitt]

here in Washington people look down at you for getting sushi from chicken teriyaki places

[@Feyolen]

Only time I’ve had a terrible chicken teriyaki was from Jack in the box, I know I shouldn’t have but I was curious

[@zion897]

Wtf is wrong with ranch on pizza im bout to fuckin explode lol

[@the3rdconstant564]

Get your teriyaki chicken at a chicken place instead that way you get none of the attitude about it

[@18skeltor]

I'm still getting some attitude, any suggestions?

[@matthewthelastnohrian6621]

Who hurt him? He’s right but wtf

[@lillpluten]

He hurt himself, this was all just made up in his mind

[@Procrastinater]

Chicken is barely meat, it's closer to a vegetable. It is the cucumber of the meat world.

[@TheLibraryofLetourneau]

what the fuck

[@18skeltor]

Based?

[@duncanscott3370]

horrendous take

[@aLime404]

Man’s only ever eaten baked chicken breast lmao

[@liesalllies]

This is so fucking hilarious I'm not even mad

[@Pad2016]

Had to watch NL not go 4 drom and listen to him diss my 3rd favorite appetizer at the same time, day ruined.

[@foreignuser_]

people just like to say the word edamame

[@dylaann]

Honestly I agree, as a picky eater (not by choice I have sensory issues and I’m working on it), Chicken Teriyaki is not what I would order, I would just say I was nauseous or not hungry lol

[@skydivide6993]

Ive had sushi at Osaka D's

[@kristiandevil]

teriyaki is way better than most sushi anyway

[@BirdRaiserE]

He's spitting facts, I say this as a Mikuni/Akibono/Hazumi fanboy

[@SuperMechaSkulls]

This just got recommended after having chicken teriyaki what is actually going on?

[@very_gouda]

Another based take from the egg

[@BobmarIes]

Edamame is so good when it's seasoned well, but most of the time I think it's pretty meh

[@joeyjojos5839]

Thats the only thing I disagree with. Edamame slaps

[@18skeltor]

It's like peas but more badass so yeah 👍

[@genericname8727]

I’m allergic to most seafood so teriyaki chicken is often just a good choice to avoid my throat closing up. Didn’t know people judged for that but I’m also Australian. I do enjoy edamame beans but dislike edamame beans served in a pod.

[@littywitty5867]

Don’t worry about him, he’s just in his Jamie Lee Curtis arc