We hardly knew ye (Balatro)

[@RubenCruy]

The plans are measured in centuries, the plays are measured in nanoseconds.

[@incription]

36:45 Archimedes and Atlas meetup

[@wesleystanley584]

+2 (planets)

[@burgerchild]

Taking an eternal riff Raff after saying he doesn't like riff Raff is peak northernlion

[@augustdahlkvist3998]

Type A chatters trying to understand that context matters: DIFFICULTY IMPOSSIBLE

[@cassiboi1423]

Bernie Sanders when he’s gifted a fruit basket but there’s only one type of fruit in it: 11:22

[@bungacowa3851]

dipped in Papa Bernie's Pear Jam

[@alexsiemers7898]

+10 pears

[@SanMann11]

never noticed until but NL does kinda have a bernie accent.

[@Subsistence69]

+2 pears

[@HeiligerGrimmnir]

Hahaha

[@fishgomoo8524]

41:05 Scientists after cloning Bill Skarsgård goes horribly wrong

[@BrassEyes]

Did not see this one coming

[@jej_gay]

phenomenal

[@kibo8206]

unreal

[@mal8455]

20:55 when I am in charge of a medieval convent and I discover the others have started taking bribes of jewelry

[@owlknight9541]

Going through the comments clicking all the timestamps is so fun omg I love this community

[@freekbasten6857]

Me atm

[@shoggs]

3:52 when I have an interview starting within the hour

[@neffffffffff]

the best part is the way rng works in this game he would have gotten yorick earlier if he hadn't skipped that legendary

[@hessu1223]

The cashier when the guy from the math problems comes to check out: 11:22

[@toaferon1822]

+2

[@mintymf]

29:50 when I try to open the pickle jar for 2 hours straight

[@Subsistence69]

31:13 Egg is becoming too self aware

[@mrlama1993]

Obviously it's easy to say this in retrospect but I think going for steels instead of glass is what lead to the downfall, 55:50 for example could have been Deja Vu glass 2 into cryptid for 3 glass red seals, very cool run tho Perkeo tech is insane

[@charlesblasini2134]

I was honestly thinking red sealing the lucky Queen and then making copies

[@mrlama1993]

@@charlesblasini2134 I think that would have had the same issue, since the mult from lucky is unreliable and wouldn't have been enough to survive until Yorick activated

[@conr.mcmahon]

9:28 me when im on the treadmill

[@thisismywill]

Seeing someone else on a treadmill, really

[@itz_me_2085]

Fuck you beat me to it

[@jackdickinson4937]

Killing his run by playing a flush house is Shakespearean level tragedy. Granted he killed his run earlier by keeping 3 flat multers forever but still that was disheartening to watch

[@Paranundrox]

Especially when he had the chance for a second Legendary - 3/4 of which give massive mult multing chances

[@SlamDunc_an]

Keeping the flat mult over the legendary killed me

[@itz_me_2085]

30:09 Me when I’m trying to teach my kid to use a toiled properly

[@maxwilliams9774]

Negative Jupiter is so visually appealing, I love those colors.

[@Absogotdanglutely]

16:18 when I propose to NL in my dreams.

[@gumug_]

9:47 me confronting my father about his severe alcoholism

[@BrassEyes]

😂

[@dudekazoo]

Soviet cartoon Dr. Livesey be like:

[@awesomesauce5481]

10:14 me when the seasons pass me by

[@gangstreG123]

I get up I get down

[@TiredOcean]

​@@gangstreG123thanks for the comment otherwise I would've thought this was a depression joke

[@NFStopsnuf]

-3

[@Taucesauce]

2:54 Me when I'm considering my own sexuality

[@peachestar]

forever referring to my sexuality as a build now

[@GlassEyeBaby]

3 red seal glass cards: I sleep 3 red seal threes with no modifiers: I wake

[@levitarr6736]

0:54 My homophobic dad when I introduce him to my bisexual girlfriend

[@Nikowo1610]

+1.5

[@BrassEyes]

This one takes it for today’s stream

[@IntoTheWow]

+2

[@kitthekat6844]

+2

[@A_Lily_by_Another_Name]

0:34 Dr. Dunbar once his harem births his 151th child:

[@hflegacy3397]

+2

[@alldoitthesame]

27:51 me when I’m going on a jog but don’t want to listen to my Game of Thrones audiobook

[@whips2783]

40:16 when I find out that darth Vader is my father

[@roramdin]

they buffed the game to make it impossible last week. source: prophetic vision.

[@williammitchell6254]

god revealed it to me

[@charboo2]

ro ramdin x northernlion x hivemind when?

[@MsAdsga]

I'm now convinced he's completely blind to the whole left side of his screen

[@rollyproductions]

Not seeing the flush house and then seeing him send it made me chuckle

[@bea3558]

54:58 me when Im asked what my least favorite wii launch title was

[@DeVaStAtiOnZz]

Type A commenter, but: Someone needs to explain scoring order to NL lol. He's getting to 400 flat mult before his flat mult jokers add 50 each. Can't pass up Xmult and legendary jokers to keep flat mult jokers that are acting as 1.2Xmult. This could've been one of the best natural seeds I've ever seen if taken advantage of.

[@heykak]

He knows, but that requires too much brain power

[@ras0k]

100% this

[@Efthimisko]

Every soul card is -> Oop! All Yoricks!

[@nullptr5740]

i get oops! all chicot

[@retro5945]

hes a lot better in the beta build

[@Paranundrox]

​@@retro5945beta is a lot better but it's still so brutal in Gold Stakes +1x mult per ante scales pretty slow if you get it late and need to give up a joker slot until it pops

[@callummcneill6266]

I only get chicot 😢

[@Bone8380]

Honestly most of the legendaries are kinda bad when taking into consideration how rare they are to get. The only ones really worth something are Perkeo and Canio, and MAYBE Yorick if you can get him early.

[@Erossssssss]

Negative Jupiter looks like a cheeseburger

[@Dancyspartan]

Finally; a comment worth its salt

[@n00dle_king]

The eternal riff raff was a direct assault on my type a soul.

[@waterbender6427]

It’s definitely a “survive the early game” kind of joker. It did it’s job

[@elijahkeay3906]

Classic Balatro. Try to get a straight build working - two antes later it becomes a flush build again

[@cenrak3399]

we're northernlion guys, of course we comment in the first 20 seconds

[@someonefromsomewhere1009]

We're northernlion guys,of course we reply with +2 to funny comments.

[@MachineGunJoepwns]

So what we don’t watch, so what we get no replies

[@hflegacy3397]

+2

[@sasquatch.8]

+2

[@borisrupe7247]

Typical Yellow Deck Purple Stake enjoyer

[@samlastname5839]

“ballathrow” pitchers be like.

[@Apollo-GD]

1:00:27 plays flush house instead of flush, much oof

[@pyknicporpoise8121]

So the reason flash card was worse than diamond joker was because the mult diamond joker gives is added before the steel x1.5

[@LettuceGod1]

Refusing to discard more than 1 card per discard after getting yorick is the type of egg content I keep coming back for

[@jackdickinson4937]

He's playing pre-patch, which doesn't care about the number of cards per discard

[@EDoyl]

eternal riff-raff is genuine organic certified Zane. Not only are we not it's over, we're it's barely begun. We are more than we're so back. More than all of that. We're in.

[@birbeyboop]

38:45 me when i go to fuckin mcdonalds i guess

[@littlej211]

Man made it to ante 12 with 1 joker (and 4 jokers doing basically nothing)

[@Szanth]

Him talking fluently to a chat that's not there right off the bat is really fucking up my brain

[@elijahkeay3906]

Getting that run as far as it went with effectively only four jokers is actually pretty amazing

[@SolymribnWaliBarad]

45:02 This has to be the pot play of Balatro.

[@minorking1121]

Wow, blue seals used to suck. A random planet? Yikes.

[@chungo.]

Me (a monarch) when my friend asks me if I'm familiar with Kanye West's discography:

[@petricell]

Man not putting red seal on glass and cryptiding it hurt.

[@EthanVanHorn]

I walked away for 5 minutes and when I came back he had an eternal riff raff

[@ThaFritz]

Im pogging up he's playing so well im so proud

[@pepaigea]

Somehow, the flush build returned . . .

[@alwayswiththenames]

Did blue seal used to give you only a random planet?

[@wagwanbossy]

tragic

[@s.p814]

An acquaintance of rapper kanye west when he dies:

[@pcrsweetness]

Golly I sure need my glass cards to survive this blind let me proceed to discard one card at a time because I might not draw more diamonds!!

[@djflaffwaffe2462]

37:33 me when a newbie rugby player accidentally scores and wonders why everyone is celebrating

[@LL43216]

That moment when that moment!

[@Bennerz]

NL always golding the highest valued card in his hand has turned me into a Type-A Andy

[@christophervuong4622]

the egg when asked to name yet another kanto grass poison pokemon

[@a2rhombus2]

Trying so hard for steel cards when you can only capitalize on 3 of them max instead of red seal glass got me feeling type A

[@MomirsLabTech]

Me when my peanut m&m is missing its candy coating: It aint nothin but a peanut

[@epicbdragon]

Red sealing and duping a nothing three over a glass card is pushing me to the breaking point man

[@maxwellgarr4264]

Insta picking an eternal riff raff making me into a type A chatter

[@turntech4776]

Eternal riff raff saved this run, if you look at the shops he would of died if not for the riff raff jokers

[@ras0k]

just after saying he wasn't a riff raff guy 10 minutes earlier

[@julesnar1175]

Greedy joker being desperate to be picked up again... dude he discarded you with a smile it's over

[@Flippo___]

I gotta say I was a doubter, but eternal Riff Raff pulled through

[@GimmehMyMoney]

Insane seed. Could have 2 perkeos with that invis joker and 2 other legendaries.

[@iconica9516]

that yorick impression goes hard

[@nexonus9513]

0:51 me after howling at the moon

[@thaddeus1519]

While having a polychrome red seal mult 9 offsuit, bro sells his star card for 2 planets...?

[@amcoolio]

Just wait until he updates his game and blue seals only give you the planet you want to get Surprised he hasn't updated already

[@chipofchipschallenge7532]

Really crazy that NL calls runner trash and in the same breath says that ice cream is goated

[@KostkaJones]

6th sense really needs a buff, its extremely specific and the payout isnt even very good

[@DrChillyBones]

17:03 South Korea when the US ends support of the Korean War

[@trehairston1840]

Is it time to give on NL when a legendary joker is worth less to him than fortune teller or lowercase j

[@patrick5122]

If he had new Yorick this run would’ve gone to Jupiter

[@BenRHarsh]

29:55 When your aim is just a little bit off.

[@GreenFlame16]

@21:31 😂😂😂

[@BigJohnson666]

11:20 Me when im a fruit salesman and a customer makes a crazy purchase

[@danielholman2462]

we're costco guys of course we take eternal riff raff

[@SamuelTurle]

I had an idea for a joker: this joker allows cards to have more than one seal. This could be insane for uber late game and pretty hard to make work early but i thought it would be fun

[@lazarabach4264]

1 hour youtube special? you already know im pegged

[@traitorjoe4371]

knew he was cooked when he didn't sell troubadour after picking up green joker

[@DestroManiak]

My type A brain actually cannot handle the eternal riff raff play

[@sublenwublen5061]

Decroded stuck in my head and halfway through the video I began to lose my shit

[@Correctitudable]

Oof. That last minute flush house

[@mimonikeda5768]

45:30 Me when I'm Charles III Phillip:

[@TheCColumbus]

\/ this button is the amount of blunders egg makes this episode

[@gragaten]

With the real jerma in soft retirement, I think northernlion is now the new jerma of twitch

[@FatherBill]

HE BROKE THE RULES!!! 🤣

[@thanksforthefish42]

50 seconds in and money's already on sale, someone let the treasury know

[@maestromarat6195]

as soon as he took spade joker card shark I knew that round was doomed to fail

[@perfectcuremt]

If 6th sense told you how many discards a 6 was from drawing or forced you to draw a 6 if you had one could be buffs that would work.

[@LoveBystroem]

Were Balatro guys, of course we watch NL and slowly turn type A

[@MingeTheAllKnowing]

the full house was devastating

[@Scott_C]

We're NL boys of course were here for the descent onto to the madness of becoming obsessed with a rogue like.

[@HOWBOUTTASHORYUKEN]

41:30 so true based

[@Tobster69]

I had the same perkeo + flash card combo but I just kept duplicating hermit and spamming rerolls had 200+ mult by the end

[@im4deity]

Classic northernlion Balatro video

[@Hunter-po8jy]

him skipping the legenddary made me lose 4 years of life expectancy

[@MrTDWfan]

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