There's an empty space yeah...between my ears

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Northernlion

Күн бұрын

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@shephsnap 8 ай бұрын

Mr. Print when Misprint walks in: AWOOOGAAA BOIOIOINGGG RUFF RUFF RUFF

@NewportRed100s 8 ай бұрын

@Subsistence69 2 күн бұрын

@MrSoupMen 8 ай бұрын

I love NL because he always talks about how good green joker is but I don’t think I’ve seen him win a run with it

@jagotiberan2181 8 ай бұрын

Cause he’d still on version 1.00! And refuses to update so he can do a bit about it when folks tell him about the new patch

@dudekazoo 8 ай бұрын

@@jagotiberan2181He magician'd two cards in this run, it's 1.0.1

@joshfahm 8 ай бұрын

*Looks at poker hand levels* *Straight: 90x10* *Two Pair: 80x5* "Two pair is by far our best hand" *Proceeds to discard Straight lose the run* (29:35)

@petricell 8 ай бұрын

Lmao i love how every day he plays Balatro his patience and attention span is getting lower and the mistakes are getting more hilarious.

@inktoxicant 8 ай бұрын

He just wants to prove how wrong the "Malf is only good at Balatro because of their hours in the game" chatter is

@okaysurefinewhatever 8 ай бұрын

Just like me frfr

@kobold_sushi_executive_chef 8 ай бұрын

0:18 when you engage in hate speech against amputee octopi

@galtroark 8 ай бұрын

@grantreill1966 8 ай бұрын

0:22 me when I must hastily recant my statement against amputee octopi

@kobold_sushi_executive_chef 8 ай бұрын

@@grantreill1966 +2

@expiredmilk5235 8 ай бұрын

@@grantreill1966 -2

@autonomousanonymous6310 8 ай бұрын

0:28 me when i am an amputee octopus undergoing an introspective episode induced by a slight against my character, leading me to consider surgical installment of a prosthetic replacement in an effort to restore my wounded ego

@vonka5999 8 ай бұрын

1:56 me giving a pitch to the guy renaming the Jackson 5 after Michael left

@Fummy007 8 ай бұрын

insane get

@phakepercs9599 8 ай бұрын

Incredible

@roostangarar 8 ай бұрын

6:36 Me explaining my concerns to our getaway driver during the big heist on the banana republic (I am pointing at the safe that we forgot our tools for)

@RagingAcid 8 ай бұрын

this bit is far too high level +2

@Christian.Escutia 8 ай бұрын

Excellent find +2

@unga02 8 ай бұрын

@admkbldwn 8 ай бұрын

you must have gone to the Culinary Institute of America because you absolutely cooked +2

@jamesfunnymorrison8305 8 ай бұрын

this bit is cinema

@SMA2343 8 ай бұрын

We’re balatro guys of course I’ll discard to get a flush and ruin my run

@Unionhawk73 8 ай бұрын

We're balatro guys, of course we realize the round was winnable seconds after resetting

@EthanBeattie-wh4zx 8 ай бұрын

@RogDogggyDogg 8 ай бұрын

29:45 Just play the damn straight 😭

@MattyNoNose 8 ай бұрын

Type A chatter spotted

@Hunter-po8jy 8 ай бұрын

He woul have won too😢

@kaidenb.7299 8 ай бұрын

I saw that too

@delimonky12 8 ай бұрын

Forgot to consider that two pair is by far his best hand

@straub42 8 ай бұрын

“Two pair is by far our best hand” Ten seconds after viewing scoring board showing that straights get +10 chips and double the mult compared to two pair.

@TotalGoatHead 8 ай бұрын

26:34 Me when I need to oscillate on an axis

@noahhamilton9004 8 ай бұрын

@nolanfisher6712 8 ай бұрын

13:32 me when im a gorilla receiving my 3rd meal of the day

@DeanoMachino14 8 ай бұрын

@meatballman137 8 ай бұрын

We're Balatro guys, of course we level straight up to lvl 3 in a 4 card hand build (?) and discard a straight on the final hand when it couldve saved us. (math) LVL 3 Straight is 90 base chips + 20 from cards (2+3+4+5+6) + 172 from square joker is 282 chips LVL 3 Straight is 10 base mult + 41 from green joker + 44 from sac dag joker x 3 from stencil joker is 285 mult 282 x 285 = 80,370 instead of 217 x 261 = 56,637 Professional type A chatter

@chillseekerthechillseeker 8 ай бұрын

So I was raging at him when he did that haha

@therussbuss5314 8 ай бұрын

30:15 Me as a toddler doing my best airplane impression.

@Aloupeppers 8 ай бұрын

13:40 good analogy off the cuff

@tylersavitz1529 8 ай бұрын

13:38 Honestly the misprint moldy banana take is based. Moldy joker.

@DivineRetribution767 8 ай бұрын

~ 6:00 'What's a few?' I asked that question when I was a young fella and was told it was more than a couple but less than several, then I asked what several was. I was told that several is around 7 because it uses the same sylliable and I went 'yeah fair enough'.

@FNL47 8 ай бұрын

Beat my first gold stake listening to this video! The eggs videos are a passive IQ boost

@TheJoaopedrov 8 ай бұрын

i'm also beating it watching this video, but in a different sense

@MrVovansim 8 ай бұрын

Call him a negative eternal joker, the way he gives you a boost, but doesn't take up a slot and cannot be sold.

@FNL47 8 ай бұрын

@@MrVovansim +2

@dudekazoo 8 ай бұрын

You siphoning away his intellect like some D&D monster you little shit?

@537rj1307 8 ай бұрын

The way he says "What?" at 7:58 is heartbreaking.

@Nangesoup 8 ай бұрын

I wish someone loved me as much as NL loves green joker

@mrkamikaze5 8 ай бұрын

stencil joker is in his mind like the green goblin mask

@EverythingWentSideways 8 ай бұрын

we're guys of course we

@iaconlock 8 ай бұрын

I''m Type A Maxxing today baby

@GoonSquad_TV 8 ай бұрын

me when im calling animal control to report a pack of coyotes ravaged my corn field

@nolanfisher6712 8 ай бұрын

me when i tell the joke of my life but forget to put the context

@octopustophat3397 8 ай бұрын

We're balatro guys, of course we race make this joke first.

@zackarhino17 7 ай бұрын

*throws away two pair* "Do we really not have two pair?"

@RobotnikPlngas 8 ай бұрын

11:36: Me when I say I don't like Black Pink

@JaaaackP 8 ай бұрын

11:40 - me self sabotaging a near unloseable run:

@grantdixon36 8 ай бұрын

13:32 When I’m in first place in Mario Kart and about to get an item

@MrKrabbs2009 7 ай бұрын

I know I’m necroposting but that reroll on acrobat with 2 scaling jokers (play 2 4 card dookie for scaling, keep two pair in hand, last hand basically 3x your best hand) into buying eternal dagger for 0 reason actually hurt.

@theofficialkeanureevesYT 8 ай бұрын

we’re Balatro guys, of course we forget to put (Balatro) at the end of the title on our Balatro videos

@mschuhler 8 ай бұрын

we're balatro guys, of course we don't take the negative to get 4x mult so that we have the chance to add +3 mult and 12 chips to our jokers

@mattsmith6806 8 ай бұрын

Wilco mentioned

@ThingsInc 8 ай бұрын

We're Balatro watchers. Of course we don't play the game but know more about it than Egg

@octopustophat3397 8 ай бұрын

I think I've played maybe 3.5 hours and watched about 50+

@ThingsInc 8 ай бұрын

@octopustophat3397 I'm only missing three decks but NL has them unlocked so it's whatev

@adrensamoth4337 8 ай бұрын

Honey Badger pogs when he wants to

@quadrillion92 8 ай бұрын

1 min no views... his account is growing. pog for egg

@BoffaG1 8 ай бұрын

@yamothafreakinboi 8 ай бұрын

Eggsponential growth

@GoldenWeavile 8 ай бұрын

Love the content Ryan, hello!

@Joe_Molotov 8 ай бұрын

the nacci ain't fibbin

@ASOXO 8 ай бұрын

My biggest mistake is not playing 5 cards on psychic. It's HARD to remember when you're brains memory is constantly playing 4 of a kind or 2 pair.

@jacobadderley2643 8 ай бұрын

Hi Tomo!! Hi buddy!

@heykak 8 ай бұрын

"8:37" old recording confirmed

@Me-kl2hx 8 ай бұрын

Northernlion, serious tip you can't keep spending all your early cash on tarot cards especially on the black deck. You can survive the first 3 blinds at least on any deck on any stake without ever buying anything, all you need are 1-2 good hands (like a high straight or flush). You need to focus early on earning enough money to get interest going or getting a joker who will carry you early game so you can coast off of it and build money. Wasting your early money on tarot cards, especially something like death cost you the asking price and the potential interest, which on black stake means you will just continue to be poor and run out of steam. Once you have the money to keep interest going and a reliable way to get enough score then you can focus on abusing tarot cards to really make your run take off. Also death is a strong tarot card but not when you're running a basic vanilla deck with no direction for your run.

@Jabbersac 8 ай бұрын

Listen, things like that aren't mistakes, they're happy little accidents. They spark joy. Embrace them, let them bring light into your life

@Affirmingtree 8 ай бұрын

Respectfully, this is not where we go if we wanna see optimal play

@cthulhubecausewhynot1182 8 ай бұрын

@@AffirmingtreeI would like him to occasionally not faceplant immediately out of the gate so we can get more banter.

@Cheldeo 8 ай бұрын

Very true, on the first blind I always discard for an ace high straight as its consistent and always wins, I'm scared of going jokerless for the boss blind so I always prioritise jokers over tarot and planets, it's painful seeing him buy tarot packs in the first ante instead of the joker pack next to it, but that's what makes it fun watching him play so differently to me

@Shiftarus 8 ай бұрын

To his credit, that playstyle makes for less runs making it to ante 3 or so, but the ones that do survive are primed to be a more powerful and interesting run. There is more to consider than just surviving another round.