I hope you're not lactose intolerant (Balatro)

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Northernlion

Northernlion

Күн бұрын

Пікірлер: 123
@GodzillaMelons
@GodzillaMelons 7 ай бұрын
Definition of insanity: Keep taking Green Joker and leveling up high card until you die, even though you've done it 4 quadrillion times and lost.
@terencebad7009
@terencebad7009 6 ай бұрын
He’s always multing the multi but never adding the chip or saving the interest :(
@tonyloafpoundstone
@tonyloafpoundstone 7 ай бұрын
Bro is so worried about winning too fast he forgets to win. Me when I come up with a clever text response but want to wait a few minutes before sending it, only to forget to respond entirely.
@milos1967
@milos1967 12 күн бұрын
+1
@yumdle
@yumdle 7 ай бұрын
you know you're messed up when you find a new balatro video and you repeatedly refresh the page not to actually watch the video but to check if there's any funny comments
@ladylad2763
@ladylad2763 7 ай бұрын
Be the funny comment you want to see in the world
@ras0k
@ras0k 7 ай бұрын
so true
@JB-xl2jc
@JB-xl2jc 7 ай бұрын
0:00 Me when I refresh the page to check if there's any funny comments and KZbin didn't keep track of my progress
@Justnothankyou132
@Justnothankyou132 7 ай бұрын
Kind of sad
@Hellcreature36
@Hellcreature36 7 ай бұрын
​@@JB-xl2jc+2
@jo_slayy
@jo_slayy 7 ай бұрын
6:22 me describing my friend group to my therapist
@Grizzlybig
@Grizzlybig 7 ай бұрын
insane, +2
@jozzzlyn
@jozzzlyn 7 ай бұрын
🔥🔥HEAT🗣️
@maxgeopiano
@maxgeopiano 7 ай бұрын
+2
@Mexiturtle345
@Mexiturtle345 7 ай бұрын
Happy Pride +2
@out1312
@out1312 7 ай бұрын
LMFAOOOO
@jodiodi333
@jodiodi333 7 ай бұрын
1:25 me on the roller coaster
@Swaglord01
@Swaglord01 7 ай бұрын
+2
@K1zma
@K1zma 7 ай бұрын
stole the words right offa my keyboard, +2
@maxgeopiano
@maxgeopiano 7 ай бұрын
+2
@Evan-ce1hw
@Evan-ce1hw 7 ай бұрын
+2
@Mexiturtle345
@Mexiturtle345 7 ай бұрын
+2
@dannydevito7755
@dannydevito7755 7 ай бұрын
26:55 jeffrey bezos during these hard economic times
@Ivoler239
@Ivoler239 7 ай бұрын
holy +2
@uncochen-__-4730
@uncochen-__-4730 7 ай бұрын
+2
@UptightGnome
@UptightGnome 7 ай бұрын
Throwing that Canio run hurt bad man wtf was he doing the start of that round
@tsundae7669
@tsundae7669 7 ай бұрын
27:43 Senator Barack Obama in 2008
@H2A_23
@H2A_23 7 ай бұрын
I haven't watched it yet let me guess he goes green joker again
@I_EAF_19882
@I_EAF_19882 7 ай бұрын
Lisan Al Gaib
@BestYoutuber7000
@BestYoutuber7000 7 ай бұрын
21:20 when the waiter hands you the menu and asks what you want for your appetizer
@blackmage1276
@blackmage1276 7 ай бұрын
+2
@jcbro86
@jcbro86 7 ай бұрын
I was really hoping that straight flush build would take off. If he played diamonds I think he would have made it.
@accountnamewithheld
@accountnamewithheld 7 ай бұрын
I'm so mad that that 4f/Blackboard run ended I feel like becoming a Type A chatter
@Roman-pv7ng
@Roman-pv7ng 7 ай бұрын
I feel so close to him right now
@SwagMoneyIndustries
@SwagMoneyIndustries 7 ай бұрын
I might touch you
@maisatanel
@maisatanel 7 ай бұрын
i can feel him breathe
@myspicyclips6402
@myspicyclips6402 7 ай бұрын
like a force field?
@destructiondragon360
@destructiondragon360 7 ай бұрын
3:03 2 for 2 on spinning the wheel? Hit the casino, NL, the luck is not stopping
@TEAMFORTRESS2SUX
@TEAMFORTRESS2SUX 7 ай бұрын
sorry mr ryan i am lactose intolerant i'll be back next balatro video
@stefy755
@stefy755 7 ай бұрын
19:54 me when I don't understand that a mult multer is miles better than two mult jokers that scale separately
@Connor3G
@Connor3G 7 ай бұрын
Bro cannot resist the Arcana Packs. Max interest is so good, it's like getting the money from an extra blind every single blind.
@itschar8872
@itschar8872 7 ай бұрын
We're NorthernLion guys, of course we skip past half of the video to do timestamp jokes before anyone else
@blasthf
@blasthf 7 ай бұрын
Thanks NL for making KZbin content still even though you don't have to at this point. I like these bideos a lot they make me happy.
@TheEraser92
@TheEraser92 7 ай бұрын
Green joker and constellation, daring today sir?
@blackmage1276
@blackmage1276 7 ай бұрын
3:04 Owen Wilson when he tried cocaine for the first time
@yujiyujix
@yujiyujix 7 ай бұрын
hi tomo
@Honking_Goose
@Honking_Goose 7 ай бұрын
Hello Tomofer
@breadman6058
@breadman6058 7 ай бұрын
10:24 when you have a sudden preminiton and realise the tarot pack wont have the cards you're looking for
@MBIBTYB
@MBIBTYB 7 ай бұрын
Getting blessed with multiple temperance/hermit cards throughout the run, only to spend your last dollar on on leveling up high card when you have an open Joker slot - with an extra large blind coming up - is certainly peak Balatro gameplay.
@EdgelordIsHere
@EdgelordIsHere 7 ай бұрын
To answer your question: Yes, wild cards do work with blackboard. As they count as every suit at once
@waterPsychiatrist
@waterPsychiatrist 7 ай бұрын
Losing that Canio run hurt my soul
@iluxa-4000
@iluxa-4000 7 ай бұрын
If you have pareidolia and destroy a random numbered card, does it count for Canio?
@HELBRECHT7
@HELBRECHT7 7 ай бұрын
Yes
@Sprakenheit
@Sprakenheit 7 ай бұрын
9:56 When you can't rely on others for support that you do it yourself
@Ivoler239
@Ivoler239 7 ай бұрын
me, a milk vendor, at the milk convention talking to potential customers
@Affirmingtree
@Affirmingtree 7 ай бұрын
That first run was so sick, he just didnt get offered any kind of good joker
@lamergamer8211
@lamergamer8211 7 ай бұрын
“ I wonder if NL has posted a new video” The balatro video in question
@TheMasterswordish
@TheMasterswordish 7 ай бұрын
Being in my mid thirties, the "when you hit max level part" really resonates.
@elzbane4588
@elzbane4588 7 ай бұрын
I can't with the green joker
@turagamaxil
@turagamaxil 7 ай бұрын
Straight Flush Build on Gold Stake is insane lmao
@nfebreze
@nfebreze 7 ай бұрын
I didn't expect to get clocked less than one minute into the video
@yodellizard
@yodellizard 7 ай бұрын
not acknowledging the blackboard flub from last YT video ICANT
@CrunchRatSupreem
@CrunchRatSupreem 7 ай бұрын
its pride month and youre playing STRAIGHT flushes?!
@user-je9yy3ur3f
@user-je9yy3ur3f 7 ай бұрын
1:25 Ian Curtis rides a rollercoaster
@samsed6855
@samsed6855 7 ай бұрын
0:20 me 3 hours deep into figuring out one of those facebook fruit math puzzles
@maxgeopiano
@maxgeopiano 7 ай бұрын
+2
@Funnymoney101
@Funnymoney101 Ай бұрын
+2
@krangel212
@krangel212 7 ай бұрын
the egg is forever trapped in the samsara of the nebula deck
@the2ndmask
@the2ndmask 7 ай бұрын
man last game needed some chips and i think it would of won easily. he didn't realise he needed chips to pop off😢.
@memeculture3506
@memeculture3506 7 ай бұрын
...are we balatro guys?
@hoebare
@hoebare 7 ай бұрын
Of course.
@InvestingBookSummaries
@InvestingBookSummaries 7 ай бұрын
Watching the first 2 runs get punted was frustrating.
@justsurrealist1533
@justsurrealist1533 7 ай бұрын
When you feed your friend ice cream for dinner
@employer2659
@employer2659 7 ай бұрын
10 seconds in and already +2
@rollyproductions
@rollyproductions 7 ай бұрын
Egg's green joker win rate must be at 40% by now
@theosabatini692
@theosabatini692 7 ай бұрын
This is the most "just got laid" NL has ever been
@beedumph6578
@beedumph6578 7 ай бұрын
Me after I feed the kid I kidnapped four blocks of cheddar:
@MrGiovanniPollio
@MrGiovanniPollio 7 ай бұрын
We are so anointed
@kireitonsi
@kireitonsi 7 ай бұрын
oh that canio run hurt my soul
@epicbdragon
@epicbdragon 7 ай бұрын
Worst two pair ever?
@ImPoopinRN
@ImPoopinRN 7 ай бұрын
1:25 Me when i get a little bit ghengis khan on the roller coaster
@Joe_Molotov
@Joe_Molotov 7 ай бұрын
we're anointment maxxing
@d4670
@d4670 7 ай бұрын
1:30 me on the slide
@MrGiovanniPollio
@MrGiovanniPollio 7 ай бұрын
We are so back
@TheGman0808
@TheGman0808 15 күн бұрын
1:25 me when I’m 7 years old and my brother asks me what I want to play
@fabiss23
@fabiss23 7 ай бұрын
this games music is god tier
@baconx6476
@baconx6476 7 ай бұрын
Keeps leveling Pluto when you have a 3X mult on 3 of the kind, should've probably pivot immediately into 3 of a kind, 4 of a kind, or even full house at that point.
@irelicym
@irelicym 7 ай бұрын
Honestly what might have killed him was getting Tarot Tycoon lol
@johnborg305
@johnborg305 7 ай бұрын
That whole video he had dream builds lol
@Juniper_Rose
@Juniper_Rose 7 ай бұрын
19:18 who up maximizing they green jokers
@NitroEX59
@NitroEX59 7 ай бұрын
She playing my high card till green joker maximizes
@mrsmartypants1987
@mrsmartypants1987 7 ай бұрын
me when I see my lactose intolerant friend: 🟣🤏
@Ivoler239
@Ivoler239 7 ай бұрын
-2
@Typoo
@Typoo 7 ай бұрын
Me when i take my kid to the ice cream parlor
@TheTmendez01
@TheTmendez01 7 ай бұрын
Damn Northernlion, back at it again with the dated references 👺
@sawyersmith7624
@sawyersmith7624 7 ай бұрын
When you’re (Bala)ctose In(tro)lerant
@ALWX
@ALWX 7 ай бұрын
have you ever considered doing stock buy backs?
@amrit6252
@amrit6252 7 ай бұрын
He’s not part of the ruling bourgeois class.
@jhonmiths1344
@jhonmiths1344 7 ай бұрын
Me after making White Russians for the party
@alexzephyris1455
@alexzephyris1455 7 ай бұрын
I am trying to get better at the game by watching you(instead of playing)
@SoulSearcherr
@SoulSearcherr 7 ай бұрын
This game is genuinely a masterpiece of a deck building roguelike, I just had a insane run with Four fingers and Shortcuts joker cards combo, and am curious if someone else has gotten that combination of jokers and went crazy with it 😂😂
@benlavine6259
@benlavine6259 7 ай бұрын
I noticed he stopped constantly name dropping dl guiga, did he stop gifting subs or did he ask nl if he could come on the next Disney cruise and the man had to establish some boundaries?
@kaimusic7884
@kaimusic7884 7 ай бұрын
me when I eat a milk
@hoebare
@hoebare 7 ай бұрын
if your milk is solid, it's either too cold or too old
@jonnybirdy810
@jonnybirdy810 7 ай бұрын
clickbait thumbnail
@VibeJunkies
@VibeJunkies 7 ай бұрын
We're KZbin commentors, of course we comment on KZbin.
@jackpaice
@jackpaice 7 ай бұрын
This game is so cruel sometimes
@zachp2120
@zachp2120 7 ай бұрын
Said my tinder date last night… jk I was alone again
@astarothgr
@astarothgr 7 ай бұрын
he's so bad at this
@MothlingLXIX
@MothlingLXIX 7 ай бұрын
🥵🥺
@marrychrismas5993
@marrychrismas5993 7 ай бұрын
bald
@p3rcey
@p3rcey 7 ай бұрын
hi tomo
@hoebare
@hoebare 7 ай бұрын
It's better when @yujiyujix does it
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