The Northernlion Live Super Show! [March 12th, 2018]

[@Cornnbreadd]

"Please milk me." ~Hafu 2018

[@guinea_horn]

Uh.. hi I'm.. ro-o-o-ob

[@sureshot0064]

Ryan Kupka you are the r/dankmemes guy

[@surfacedwellingscum7808]

Ro-o-o-o-o-o-o-b

[@MrUnknownzz1]

Yea, I guess Alpacas are kinda like tall sheep after all. :D

[@TheGoldenDunsparce]

Spelled "R-8"

[@Hale444]

rbraaaab

[@varedna]

Hafu is the perfect addition to the NLSS

[@Lovelykochi]

varedna I prefer K8

[@KevinAccetta]

Lovely_kochi Kate's great on her own and when she does LPs with Ryan, but she can sometimes go on about a somewhat uninteresting story for a bit long. Hafu started a bit quiet, but she's getting better with the group. I like em both, but I think I prefer Hafu xD

[@Lovelykochi]

Kevin Accetta K8 always exposes Nl tho

[@TheInverseGentleman]

Yeah I hope Ryan can keep hiding his extra-marital affair with hafu under wraps forever

[@Lovelykochi]

ExceIsior true dat. She seems like she’s so lazy, could just be for show tho

[@Bokugo1]

It's actually blowing me away how much Hafu is a conglomeration of every NLSS member. Except of course Malf, no one can replicate that masterpiece

[@TheFreepie]

is the Gheesling a NLSS member or does he ascend that label?

[@RematodeRanger]

TheFreepie no. Everybody else is gheeslings bitch.

[@ladamedesaraignees1764]

"Go to the bank with 18 rolls of quarters and be like 'Here's $4'" those are some small rolls, m8

[@connorking984]

David Dalmatian like .9 quarters per roll

[@Shadowrogue2113]

nl, you were a real chad this episode keep up the good work

[@MellowJelly]

what does being a chad entail

[@Cornnbreadd]

Don't Chad me, I'm Chad

[@RematodeRanger]

wow ryan, great moves, keep it up.

[@TheCursedJudge]

You're at the top of the Northernlion subreddit, man. Thanks for the karma ;)

[@Lord-Sendo]

How many hafu's does it take to change a light bulb? 0 She moves to a new apartment LUL

[@exceisior3145]

*Buys a new apartment from Twitch money.

[@Lovelykochi]

‘Gotta move these 3 light boxes.’ (Downs sixteen redbulls)

[@TheGoldenDunsparce]

"Nick is away today-" **prepares to close window** "he is replaced by Josh." **leaves a Like and watches entire show**

[@5050TM]

TheGoldenDunsparce Same, honestly lol.

[@TheMrTatero]

NL is already my favorite youtuber and streamer, after the ki-adi-mundi shelf story he's my favorite person full-stop

[@noah52_]

Mr.Tatero welcome to the club, my friend

[@TheMrTatero]

Noah I've been watching him since the poison mushroom days, but the fact he owns approx 8 Ki-adi-mundis is amazing

[@Schobbob]

fans sent him all the ki-adi-mundi figurines after he made fun of it

[@theguy32222]

Oh god, I love the callback to the 2015 show where Josh's dog made an unearthly noise in the background. That's still one of my favorite NLSS incidents.

[@MellowJelly]

2:01:33 KATE GOES SAVAGE, NEVER HEARD HER THIS SAVAGE HONESTLY

[@MegaTyler93]

That’s K8 every day.

[@Hale444]

Tiger mom

[@TZerot0]

Fucking just went off

[@FaylunaRaRa]

Well I mean, left the tub plugged and/or unplugged when he showered so... That's kind of unforgivable...

[@GodInHisPrime]

NL has rubbed off on her. Hard.

[@Fearghas999]

Is... Is Hafu a real person? Or is she like an android created by Twitch to live the most stereo typical twitch life?

[@Vulgy44]

hafu is god tier show guaranteed

[@Gabriel-to8uo]

And Josh! Jofu shows best shows

[@geogeo222]

Vertical money? Sounds pretty annoying if you don't have a vertical wallet

[@MegaTyler93]

Man it sucks that Nick dislikes Trivia Murder Party, it’s one of the best of Jackbox games.

[@Hale444]

Monster seeking monster or fite me.

[@MegaTyler93]

That is also pretty good, and Nek also dislikes that one.

[@5050TM]

MegaTyler93 I think everyone on the NLSS dislikes that one now.

[@ahandsomefridge]

I'm glad MSM is gone. There was too little going on if you're only watching it on KZbin. Murder Party is allright though

[@killerfugu2659]

So confirmed Hafu lives more like a child than any other NLSS member. And the "I can't make a grilled cheese because i have no microwave" blew me away.

[@exceisior3145]

I can not believe someone like her exists. She never had to do anything in her life except play video games, and probably never will. I'm so jealous, i might as well end it.

[@sol-gl5gl]

ExceIsior she's still young, a little soon to assume something like that, and she probably faces a lot of harassment from the gaming community so it's not an entirely enviable life

[@pizzadelivery3]

soleil eh, the block button exists

[@Green_Shift]

As soon as they asked Hafu if she has ever boiled water, I felt a terrible chill up my spine.

[@ladamedesaraignees1764]

I moved from Michigan with daylight savings time to Arizona without daylight savings time You know what the difference is? I'm less irritated twice a year

[@ladamedesaraignees1764]

Here's a biology lesson from someone with a high school degree: All herbivores are omnivores that don't have a lot of opportunity to eat meat You can find all sorts of fun videos of people freaking out when birds eat other birds and cows eat chicks at the petting zoo and stuff.

[@dnceleets]

David Dalmatian a surprising amount of animals are actually "omnivorous" (take note an omnivore normally refers to an animals with canine teeth and mashers) including carnivores because an all meat diet even for them isn't healthy, so to some degree they also eat plants and plant products (fruits berries etc.)

[@umbaupause]

Great musical bit they missed. "I broke my shelf... today."

[@jellevm]

"But it is read horizontally?" "No it's actually purple." Most underrated joke ever.

[@Tachii31]

...If Josh had a time machine he could get on the game show Twitch channel? Is this the motivation he needs to create the time machine he used to visit them last year from the distant future of 2019?

[@CommunistKiro]

Moral of the story- if you wanna make a shelf, you gotta break a few shelves.

[@Schobbob]

like mathas

[@ashardalondragnipurake]

xD the hafu cooking bit please have her on the show more the most hilarious bit in years

[@kylestyyle987]

It makes me kinda sad that so many people dislike Nick. He's not the most explicitly funny but he balances out the group dynamic well.

[@not_myosotis813]

I love nek, especially after watching his terraria + subnautica streams in the background.

[@dan240393]

I honestly can't watch most of the No-Nek NLSSs; they just feel wrong. I don't think he's particularly funny, but he's nekessary. If it doesn't contain a Nek, a Josh or a Hafu I just don't enjoy it.

[@paulweddingbox7148]

He’s my favorite

[@dnceleets]

kylestyyle987 makes me sad so many people hate cobalt and Rob. Why can't we just let people be people and not get so mad over their existence that we can't even enjoy a Comedy show?

[@paulweddingbox7148]

dnceleets wait wait wait... who the fuck hates rob

[@pyknicporpoise8121]

24:53 she said it

[@elperaman227]

24:53 ugh repeating of course

[@TheSaxantonio]

“We shove the cats into the backpack.” -NL 2018

[@dan240393]

Hafu may be my favourite person. She makes me feel so functional.

[@claytonsturm236]

Josh is still top tier, but Hafu and Josh together is toppiest tier

[@pizzadelivery3]

Clayton Sturm Jofu

[@tstipes42]

Perfect timing was just about to go to sleep

[@thomasd4568]

What's the ploblem?!

[@bigsammichthoughts]

If there's Hafu, it's a Watchu!

[@theingridz]

Please bring back family feud for nlss

[@SexyBibliophile]

Ingrid Shala He already explained why they can’t. Frame Rate isn’t capped and because it is tied to the time it ruins the game.

[@MegaTyler93]

Ingrid Shala It doesn’t work on NLs computer because Digital Storm is a very good company (this is sarcasm).

[@theingridz]

Okay you guys, but what about who wants to be a millionaire? Has he said anything about that?

[@MegaTyler93]

Ingrid Shala That idk, he hasn’t mentioned it.

[@Horst_Radish]

So I guess Hafus becoming a regular of the NLSS? Good! The NLSS needs some T count balancing 😆

[@Esau004]

yeah she has the highest t count. so its finally balanced

[@Lovelykochi]

Someone gotta make up for Nick’s low T

[@alex9x9]

She has to make a diss track!

[@Leifenguard]

Gotta make up for NL's low T

[@levivandyke7222]

I think she's on every Monday now!

[@Pyregrammer]

Hafu is top tier on the show, honestly great

[@callamt7871]

They went to a town literally about 10 minutes away from my house on geoguesser this episode! Burnley! Don’t know why but I’m kinda stocked by this! Big fan of all the NLSS crew. You guys crack me up! Keep up the awesome vids!

[@bobhogan8210]

Thanks for the company

[@CUSTOMCHARACTER]

This is such a good episode, I’m watching it again as a vodboi

[@preettygoood7774]

PEEKERS IS ABSOLUTELY A WORD, IT IS THE PLURAL OF PEEKER, ONE WHO PEEKS. #JusticeForNL

[@rebelxd6159]

RIP Stephen Hawking

[@SparkB0x]

S

[@Xxshadowborn111xX]

F to pay respects

[@Lovelykochi]

Lul gotem

[@dragoxl5]

F

[@lesquidd]

F

[@SpongeKiller42]

Podcast NLSS, the banter is my favourite. I can do anything while listening to my favourite nerds.

[@kaylee5239]

I live in a studio apartment and both my kitchen and bathroom lights are out so I just move my floor lamp to different locations around the house and pretty much carry it around like a giant torch

[@Cronos804]

Hafu's garbage life stile has given me every reason to feel good about myself for everything i do that could remotely be considered adult.

[@mdaily318]

In Oregon every can and/or bottle is worth 10 cents so is a nickel, penny or a dime considered trash if a can is considered trash.

[@davtor33]

Best nlss in a while

[@hustlehumbly6169]

STATUE OF LIMITATIONS EGG???? I THOUGHT YOU WERE A LINGUIST

[@thomasd4568]

What's the ploblem?!

[@sam0var843]

lol

[@hustlehumbly6169]

Thomas D it’s statute not statue

[@Macto5]

'Detritus' is definitely NL's new favourite word

[@cronicheatwavess]

Macto5 detritus disposal from into the breach

[@07cowboyfan]

NL its 2:00 am

[@JoeChianelli]

Juniors And yet we're all still here.

[@joshwoods1107]

sleep is for normies

[@thomasd4568]

What's the ploblem?!

[@xXTheKingEmothXx]

Today we learn that Hafu is just as depravedly lazy as the rest of them. She is Rob. A Rob that doesnt cook. She is an Austin. An Austin that also gets soylent. What have we done.

[@revmaillet]

We haven't had to change the lightbulbs in over 3 yrs but we have fluorescent lights which are good for 9-10 yrs.

[@stoneagedays]

NL is now the very first image on the google search for kiati mundi action figures

[@Blazars]

4am and just saw this, looks like no sleep for me!

[@byku5880]

Does NL know he played funeral march at 6:23 ?

[@h0verman]

how many ryans does it take to screw in a lightbulb

[@LordUroko88]

excluding half dollar or dollar coins which i keep for novelty not for use. so quarters and less i just get rid of because it is more work to carry those jangly ass coins then they are worth i wont take change from cashiers and if i do i give them away asap or just throw them into a drawer and forget about them

[@tomblackburn840]

We need more trivia murder party

[@alexlaporte2755]

1:09:00 an insight into the Letourneau marriage

[@ninjack11]

still daylight savings time here still living the dream!

[@Marioroops]

The Hafu cooking segment is gold.

[@TeriyakiTakeout]

She meant that rather than letting the shower water go down the drain, the bath tub was collecting all of the water being used. She thinks it's gross because you end up taking a bath in your own used shower water.

[@Jasklop]

Okay guys, i´ve got to ask a question: Is it normal to you to order food multiple times a week? I will maybe order pizza twice a month maximum and I lost my shit that someone has never cooked anything. Isn´t that expensive as fuck?! Please enlighten me

[@shanadir]

x Jasklop i THINK the average price of takeout vary a lot between countries. I know that takeout for every meal would ruin anyone not in the top 5% in my country

[@Jasklop]

Yeah I guess here in germany it wouldn´t ruin most people (although it would be expensive), but I know of no one ordering food multiple times a week. But maybe it has something todo with cost of delivery and "infrastructure", since there is no doordash for example (we have deliveroo, but as far as I know they are not widely spread and it is super expensive)

[@KevinAccetta]

x Jasklop Even if it were not too expensive, I much rather cook. Way cheaper, and I don't have to feel bad about eating out all the time. Plus I like my cooking, and U have fun cooking new things. I eat at a fastfood like maybe once a month. Mostly cuz I'm broke tho xD College student with no job.

[@OneHappyChipmunk]

I love how trivia murder party showed penguins after hafu

[@JobroskiSwaqqman]

Hafu makes me feel a lot better about my situation

[@alexhutcheson8467]

2:22:50 PENNYWAISE

[@Napstablooky]

JOKAIR

[@alexhutcheson8467]

@@Napstablooky I can't believe someone else saw this comment, on a VOD from 2 years ago

[@Napstablooky]

@@alexhutcheson8467 A lot of people might watch it again since a reddit post on LSF got popular about Hafu never boiling water, I saw it and I remembered the VOD and wanted to rewatch haha

[@GamesTheChannel]

Awesome Video

[@ThePenguinsHD]

is there a clip of Hudson making that sound?

[@punkonthego]

3:01:25 SERENDIPITY!!!

[@Vabbian]

Do you camembert the 21st night of september?

[@jakobikles7633]

Hol up the beginning piano music during golf sounds like the piano from a song called *white jesus*

[@elperaman227]

Be happy lil nek

[@kylesimpson2657]

Rob...

[@KingNik]

I'm not vegan, but I believe if you want to make a vegan cake, you replace the eggs with bananas, also cut out a bit of sugar to make up for the extra sugar in the banana.

1:22:06 i have been on that road mate. Holly shit

[@reishin6]

Oha abi eski vodlara bakıyodum, senin timestamp'e tıkladım bana da tanıdık geldi yol. Bodrum havaalanına giden yol mu?

[@earlofbroadst]

Josh's Rob impression had me laughing for a good ten minutes! ROFL!

[@Favreoholic]

It's rare that Dan is on the show anymore. I know he was on for like 15 min last week but that was first in months. Anyone have insite?

[@marklunt1891]

Milk Man Mike He’s having his second kid soon i’m pretty sure

[@yahdo]

Milk Man Mike he's a busy Dna got that second kid coming, and he's focusing on his own brand, because he's Dan

[@KevinAccetta]

He has his own family, soon to have a second baby. The one I wonder more about is Malf, he's been gone for a long time.

[@JasonDeAthenrye]

Miles was born two days ago. He's kinda busy.

[@luissolis3742]

2:12:30

[@TakkieSenpai]

JOSH IS A WORKING MAN

[@claytonsturm236]

And still the best strimmer

[@ImmortalTimothyM]

Josh and I have very similar fashion sense; except instead of jeans, I wear black dress pants because of work.

[@andrewbrown1675]

Does Hafu know how to light a stove?

[@Taliesin2]

So how many Hafus does it take to change a lightbulb then?

[@elperaman227]

Taliesin2 3.33 ugh repeating of course

[@TheKrake36]

14:35 The way he said it, it would be "A small nude music". Not bashing on him for the pronounciation (obviously not his fault), I just thought it was funny ^^

[@tagscreamer3618]

So what you're telling me is that that one south park bit was actually real

[@zodiacgames4370]

1:29:00 That's just a south park episode

[@qualifiedcornstarch6859]

I never thought a question about boiling water could make me want to throw my laptop out the window xD literally WHAAAAAAAAT

[@Pineapples113]

australian here; never seen outback steakhouse or know what a blooming onion is

[@Porkfu]

Robina returns!!

[@pizzadelivery3]

What's Josh's job?

[@annalocker1187]

This one is really something

[@Abraxis86]

yay eggman you don't know me but i touch myself while listening to your sweet dulcet tones

[@depressedbear3860]

Abraxis86 We all do.

[@Hale444]

I have never clean my room. I have wife.

[@peluksape]

Dog roomate is literally that show of the dude and the dog

[@dishwisher6070]

Hafu day, best day Edit 5 years later: How many programmers do you need to change a lightbulb? - None. That's a hardware problem.

[@chickenbeforeegg]

Hafu is great, but also she's the actual embodiment of Sloth

[@singlefatherofthree3755]

Losing that hour actually ruined my life.

[@yahdo]

did you lose custody or something?

[@singlefatherofthree3755]

Hado I never had a custodian

[@kokorikopi]

The TMP thing is kinda simple: They ask the PLAYERS for their best answer, but they ask the AUDIENCE to vote on the worst.

[@robertwerner7577]

So NL literally went right past my old apartment... 313 Clark st Wausau Wi (red brick building next to the gas station) at 1:15:43 I was hoping so bad that he'd turn so you could see my car lol

[@tuckermcnamara9068]

throwing money away isnt destroying it

[@deeznoots6241]

Conservative Yoda is the best character in the NLSS canon

[@EpiDot52]

I can't be vegetarian because I want to eat bread. This deserved to be chastised.

[@RematodeRanger]

hoifu doesn't know vegan vs vegetarian. HMMMMNNNNNN DAE DIETS

[@RematodeRanger]

VOD

[@RematodeRanger]

*_GODS_*

[@abbywilberg1087]

"It's funny that you're making fun of others for saying things wrong" GOTTEM

[@NearoC]

3:06:49 we wasn't kangs.