Ranking Every Pizza Topping

[@SergantSlime]

I'm 99.99% sure that the 'salami' was pepperoni and the 'pepperoni' was sausage.

[@Fachewachewa]

Isn't pepperoni literal salami too?

[@johnreyes4198]

I was scratching my head at this too. How do you even mix them up, the redness of pepperoni stands out a lot.

[@shaunleung]

The man clearly let his lust for salami and his disdain for sausage blind him.

[@JointedCrab]

Yeah, and the crouton was obviously potato...

[@Andrew-jw4vc]

@@johnreyes4198 The man known for being incredibly unobservant in video games presents: being incredibly unobservant in REAL LIFE

[@tealwyvern3314]

Hi egg. I normally don’t comment on your videos but I’ve been watching your various series for ~5 years now and just wanted to say thank you.

[@Northernlion]

Thank you

[@ryandeklerk9553]

ty ty ty

[@hustlehumbly6169]

NL Replied?!!!??

[@blunt005]

nl replying to comments, truly a blessed era

[@jeremyphillips3087]

@@Northernlion ive been watching your videos for a few days and i just want to say youre welcome.

[@GenericAcc]

"brother, those are croutons" I need that on a shirt

[@jaket2759]

Those are motherfucking scallops, and intentional or not, they're ranked exactly where they should be

[@plants.plants]

@@jaket2759 They look like potatoes to me. That's actually a popular pizza topping where I live...

[@JamesV1]

@@plants.plants Crazy Europeans

[@beipiaosaurus]

@@plants.plants How about pork?

[@Sanderbastiaan]

@@JamesV1 the only place I've ever had potato on pizza is Italy. Obviously they don't know their pizza game there lol

[@Random_Fanguy]

Can't wait for your tier list ranking your tier lists.

[@luckypasta376]

Where’s the tier list of your years that you’ve lived, eggman.

[@Northernlion]

I'm waiting till I hit 100 so the list is more meaningful

[@luckypasta376]

Northernlion fine. Can we get a gym equipment tier list???

[@ForBlow]

@@Northernlion the egg I knew didn't buy into these arbitrary numeric milestones

[@jpietersen519]

@@luckypasta376 Maybe compound lifts or lifts in general, since a lot of the good ones will just be barbell and dumbbell

[@luckypasta376]

@@jpietersen519 yeah better idea.

[@DudokX]

I hope its pepperoni but I feel you picked sausage. I would love to see Rob react to this

[@IkEisawesome7]

Dudok22 Sausage pizza is absolutely amazing. So is pepperoni

[@qualifiedcornstarch6859]

sausage is infinitely better than pepperoni

[@andualex2004]

We have surpassed every conceivable level of content. This is the entertainment of gods.

[@ArchasTL]

HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

[@michaelalfox]

Alright, we're not gonna have real-life issues.

[@jimdavis1576]

[@KaraDabbe]

@@jimdavis1576 ye beb

[@Qui_xotic]

michaelalfox ya beb

[@CurryBean523]

I haven't watched yet but how dare you?

[@kbsanders]

Greta, is that you? 🤣

[@corncobjohnsonreal]

If I don't see this comment at the top of every ranking video, I will actually unsubscribe from Dan

[@CurryBean523]

@@corncobjohnsonreal I saw that the video was uploaded 33 seconds ago and thought "it's finally my turn"

[@corncobjohnsonreal]

@@CurryBean523 if you aren't the first to say it on every northern video I will hurt people and myself

[@CurryBean523]

@@corncobjohnsonreal WAIT NO DON'T DO THAT

[@Van-vc8dq]

“If you ask me over a week I’ll take 5 steak 2 chicken” probably one of the most wonderfully pointless nonsense things ever said

[@Ziift]

i need an isaac item tier list from you been loving the videos lately NL, keep going!

[@heysimone]

@@jpryan90 honestly just trash half of em and almost nobody would notice or care

[@josephs9303]

That would be a 6 hour long video

[@Ziift]

@@josephs9303 I do not see the problem

[@CZOM027]

Roguelike Tier List

[@Ziift]

@@CZOM027 he did one

[@RyanCoMoore]

God whenever we get merch I 100% sincerely hope "I am being 100% sincere" is one of the shirts and/or mugs

[@hhehe24]

"...and i am not being facetious"

[@buttersstotch5970]

"Don't shoot the messenger."

[@thejamman42]

'Rome wasn't built in a day"

[@akshaydalvi1534]

"Brother, those are croutons"

[@bosshunterman]

21:50 "Mushroom.... Poison..." **flashbacks**

[@TheSarcasticKing99]

Only Ryan can make a 38 minute video about 20 toppings... Edit: theoretically that’s 2 minutes for each topping. My god.

[@wsemenske]

KZbin is literally flooded with tierlists that take the same amount of time. I love NL, but let's not pretend this list was breaking new ground

[@MrGreenYeti]

His reaction to croutons made the whole video.

[@legion999]

isnt that blue cheese?

[@eggsaladstuckcrafts4653]

legion999 no

[@mistersadaimusic]

@@legion999 nah, 100% potatoes and it makes sense alphabetically. He thought pepperoni was salami. Pepperoni, Pineapple, Potatoes, Sausage, Spinach.

[@oo4667]

I feel like the website would be infinitely better if it would say what the image is if you hover over the picture or click on it

[@Spacejamjar]

I love arguing with a man on a screen. Tier lists are good content. Thank you! Edit: I laughed very hard at the spooky story about calling a pizza place that no longer exists

[@brad9634]

"oh baby i like it raw" -NL 2020

[@spiritcrushr521]

That explains the prEGGnancy

[@HelixLocuna]

I love how the wedding march starts right when he goes to get Tomo at 18:38

[@Pocopicopaully]

YOU JOKE ABOUT THE PEPPERONI ONLY PIZZA, BUT THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENED TO ME AND IT WAS LITERALLY DOUGH SAUCE AND PEPPERONI I AM STILL SO MAD, BECAUSE I LITERALLY ORDERED A PIZZA WITH CHEESE ONLY, HOW DID THEY EVEN MESS THIS UP AHHHHHH

[@alexlandsbergs]

eh, I ordered a spicy jalapeno chicken wrap once. got it, had no chicken in it, it was jalapeno lettuce and condiments basically. I walk in return it, and I shit you not. the cashier brings it to the cook who quite loudly said "I didnt know I was supposed to put chicken in it" you know, the food with chicken in the title....

[@Pocopicopaully]

DeshFyre I’m just disturbed pepperoni was even involved in the making of my chees pizza 🥺

[@vitorodino8760]

@@Pocopicopaully pepperoni is god. do not speak ill

[@FringedHorizon]

The absolute M A D M A N did it, he put pineapple where it freaking belongs in the top tier!! Keep up the great work Egg-Man these videos are truly the highlights of my days, not to get sappy on ya.

[@deanospimoniful]

I mean, he's Canadian, so it's kind of a regional taste. Pineapple is the perfect ingredient to ruin a pizza.

[@treysingleton3770]

@@deanospimoniful wrong

[@Bikonito]

pineapple on pizza is like pickles in cereal, it makes literally no sense whatsoever and tastes like shit

[@FringedHorizon]

@@Bikonito It's okay to have an underdeveloped palate and not be able to appreciate the sweet tang that pineapple adds to a pizza.

[@xChimkin]

@@deanospimoniful i'm canadian too, we hate the freaks that like pineapple on pizza here

[@darkmatter100]

Keep it going Ryan, this is the most fun I've had watching someone else explore other avenues ever. Will continue to watch and support!

[@hunterhamiltondvdscv2323]

EACH RANKING VIDEO GETS MORE AND MORE CONTROVERSIAL HOW DOES HE DO IT

[@seekayveetee]

Do sandwich ingredients next dad. Including types of breads 🤔

[@terryheimendinger5181]

god tier suggestion

[@akshaydalvi1534]

Subway sandwiches could be fun too

[@RematodeRanger]

This madman, he is becoming more powerful than we could ever imagine

[@Maikomans3r]

we are reaching levels of content that should be illegal. this really is the year of the egg seeing how the new direction is embracing you, really makes these even more enjoyable NL. Not gonna lie, been on and off lurking over the years but I'm definitely staying this time, keep it up egg daddy

[@tsuki-no-akuma]

Bacon - "Home run! Right into the stands!" Mushroom - "Oooh, swing and a miss- that's a strike..." Pineapple - 'The batter just pulled out a gun and shot the ref!'

[@tsuki-no-akuma]

"Brother, those are croutons" Lost my shit

[@Level80Sorcerer]

Can we appreciate 0:30 where NL says "of all the tier lists I've ever made, I think this one is the most likely to cause problems, most likely to cause *anger* " while Ride of the Valkyries is playing?

[@Thorwaldsson]

This list is, as the kids would call it, based out of space.

[@mfinn981998]

eggplant - "no circles" me - "ok"

[@barrythomson7456]

My Man's taking 40 minutes just to confirm that his actual human sons, can have a little salami.

[@FZodi]

Oh my god imagine a Hot Ones episode with NL! Double baldness, double spice

[@nicholasinman6974]

I didn't know I needed this but now I need this more than I need to keep breathing

[@josephs9303]

It would be the longest hot ones episode of all time, he’d go on a tangent every question

[@alexzanderow]

THE LAST DAB OMG

[@tracyh5751]

He wouldn't make it.

[@iperosky]

NL genuinely not caring bout Italian audience's little hearts

[@blaaaaaaaaaaaaargh]

Yes I'll take raw dough as a topping on my flat bread with cheese.

[@treysingleton3770]

No sauce since you didn't ask for it

[@Samizsm23]

@@treysingleton3770 im fucking dead

[@Tomubone]

"Im very angried by this" lmao

[@lexiette8343]

Me and Northernlion disagrees a lot but I see where he comes from on each answer

[@Summy_99]

As a resident of the New York metropolitan area, I am contractually obligated to tell you that you are wrong. Have a good day.

[@RoxxorzYourBoxxorz]

"An olive's an olive's an olive's an olive." My personal +2 for recalling Gertrude Stein's "Rose is a rose is a rose is a rose."

[@caseyzun50]

The tier lists videos are so so good. These might provide some of the best anecdotes and rants I've heard in the 8 years I've been watching, keep it up

[@Kurtki87]

hell yeah, you put all three of my fav ingredients in the great stuff tier, this tierlist is fantastic

[@BigEasy369]

the music is a slapper. I love it. please continue with the tier list

[@maxcarter50]

NL Marvel Movie tierlist? I sleep. Pizza toppings? Now, this is what I subbed for.

[@Actinjsh]

Peppers are S tier vegetables and the Right stuff on pizza

[@epilepticdoug]

Just pressed play and, as an italian, I know this will offend me at some point

[@DasKuper]

I'm already offended and I'm not even Italian.

[@SteeKhutsy]

I got offended by just seeing the options

[@SiriusXification]

I was devestated when he put salami just in great, but then the next one more than made up for it. An absolute emotional RollerCoaster. Literally Shaking rn

[@GrouchyVEVO]

The ghost pizza place segment was so out of the ball park and I live for it

[@asystole_]

How did I miss this a year ago? Our boy puts Ride of the Valkyries on a pizza topping tier list video. Absolute madman.

[@jeremypett3028]

How is this the best tier list so far? The man can't be stopped.

[@UCvow2TUIH0d2Ax2vik9ILzg]

These videos... You've absolutely ascended, egg dad. Also, man, thinking about it, not only did your videos introduce me to such a witty, funny guy that is yourself, but they also ended up introducing me to a community of similar creators like Dan and MALF. That's so cool.

[@SweetFloppa]

The entire culmination of our existence leading to this very moment, thank you NL.

[@bananaman7773]

Loving the new engagement on KZbin! I've always felt it played second fiddle to Twitch these past few years, so seeing some fire again here is amazing. Keep up the great work Lorthern Nion!

[@lordheadass8310]

Tier list of Dracula Fetus’ thumbnail?

[@prawtism]

10x less items than usual, still 40 minutes, that's how controversial this is

[@DoomGal444]

I love this content so much dude why is NL the world's greatest orator

[@snol]

29:07 I can't believe you've done this

[@amaro6603]

you might have made some enemies, but you made a friend too

[@ReicyXrd]

Brother you just earned yourself a life long fan for that olive ranking. I've never felt so heard in my life after enduring decades of olive-on-pizza hate

[@icantnotthink3282]

"I like beef", "I'll eat Stu" -Northernlion

[@iWouldWantSky]

these are the perfect northernlion background noise videos

[@deadtothewxrld]

I inhaled a piece of cookie and choked when he made the tulips joke

[@Spotifist]

i dont understand tier list videos but i cant stop watching

[@Rokfreakx]

Let's be honest. We're only here for one question.. Where does pineapple rank?

[@Braktash]

Right where it should

[@Potatezone]

In the only place it should be.

[@Rokfreakx]

@@BraktashThanks to our controversial yet brave egg

[@legion999]

in its rightful place

[@Bezijenkins]

In the place where it should not be.

[@lifelover69]

A good onyo is a heavy onyo.

[@tychoazrephet3794]

Centuries ago Persian soldiers baked circular flatbread on their shields and now in 2020 a 30 year old boomer asks the question: "are you imitation crab???"

[@MrZelnoth]

Eggplant can't be sliced into circles? He has gone mad with power.

[@kornelbaracz4027]

Just when I thought this could not get any better the madman brings up a heckin spooky story 10/10 content

[@RetoonHD]

you're just trolling us with that pineapple placement

[@adamwind33]

I lost it when he said 'The great Dutch pizza ... edam cheese and tulips'

[@NadeVorazili]

Just when I thought the tier lists couldnt get any spicier, the spiciest one yet drops on me hot diggity!

[@MrUrbnGamr]

Please never stop the tier list videos funny man

[@Camtron5000]

This was 1 year ago. Man time flies

[@elephantofdestiny8628]

Egg goes to let cat out, epic classical music kicks in. Perfect timing.

[@TheTacoPandemic]

I don’t know what’s real anymore. So much Isaac that this content came out of left field. He has no end.

[@DeathTin2]

Watching NL think blue cheese was croutons almost made me bang my head against the wall 😭😂

[@colinscherer3316]

DeathTin2 its in the right place either way😳

[@Tehbestestevasss]

My man, I know it's been a year, but it was not Blue Cheese. It's potatoes. It makes sense alphabetically

[@RegularCody]

Thanks for company

[@TheHolyPancake]

NL talking about putting broccoli on pizza as if it's an mtg draft gives me life

[@Keegan3005]

Who could've guessed we've ascended from infected mushroom LP to god-tier content of the highest order. Bless this channel, may it reign for 1000 years

[@Morethanlikelyaperson]

This one is the one I was waiting for fr.

[@uidsea]

Some people said it couldn't be done. The madlad did it!

[@Opsonyn]

Liked the video as soon as you put Bacon in the Right Stuff. This is a correct opinion, and I respect the bravery required to make content of this caliber. Haven't finished the video yet, but I'm looking forward to some heavy-hitters like pepperoni and extra cheese.

[@tarnin]

I love how the endings of these are like boss fights or a finally hand from a deck builder.

[@michaelalfox]

Broccoli is definitely "great stuff" tier in my opinion.

[@UCvow2TUIH0d2Ax2vik9ILzg]

You're definitely great stuff, if you know what I mean.

[@Mikeda75757575]

Hey NL been watching for like six years but I love that your branching out. No matter what you do It's entertaining. Keep it up Egg.

[@MojiiOkay]

Next video has to be NL eating and reviewing a steak, lobster, eggplant, crouton pizza.

[@y4nush259]

NL, for the future please make your own tier lists or pay someone to do them. So many toppings were missing. Tuna, capers, olives, cherry tomatoes, different kinds of cheese, meat, red onions, sauces, etc... Those are some controversial toppings which im sure many people would love to hear about from you

[@SapkaliAkif]

I have to close this video because I just realised that I have too much free time and I should use it wisely. I enjoyed our time together Mr. Egg.

[@earnestcann8844]

Subscribed for the tier lists stayed for the pineapple ranking

[@piersonrucker6354]

This madlad is replying to comments, it truly is a new age

[@stephenmoore1606]

19 topics and 38 minutes this is gonna be spicy

[@RAGINGcajunAsian]

Only thing that could have made this better would be you ordering pizza to represent each tier and mukbanging them to Beethoven's 5th

[@titaniawallace3919]

Please actually do like several more of these videos I am dead serious

[@fallouthirteen]

I kind of feel like there should be multiple cheeses on the tier maker list itself. Like yeah it's all cheese, but your base layer mozzarella + others blend is miles different than one of my favorite actual toppings (chunks of feta) and that one is different than adding extra plainer cheeses like some parmesan or asiago (all of which are separate cheeses you can order on a pizza at Dominos for an example). Like for me pepperoni is must have, then pineapple, then feta, then onion. Everything else is either "I don't mind it" to "I don't want it".

[@jsc315]

This will be NLs most devided content to date.

[@LieutenantRed]

My go-to pizza order is pepperoni/bacon, black olives, and pineapple. This tier-list makes me very happy. Thank you for another highly blessed video, Ryan.

[@autumnhardwick8578]

this is an absolutely insane list

[@raslin2k]

"I' am gauging pizza toppings on a completely objective merit..... How much I like them..."

[@Kryptnyt]

Can you invite me over for dinner when your dad makes the Surf'n'Turf Pizza with Croutons?

[@mythrol]

I was 100% prepared to kill this video if he got bacon wrong. You survived this time egg.

[@TheDool]

38min of ranking pizza toppings, this is gonna be spicy