Meet the new Dooley (The Bazaar)

[@Yesat-Erday]

You either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become the Dooley

[@richardthegolden]

+2

[@derdrakkar]

He's actually been dooley before the dooley, he spammed puffer right before it got disabled, which was the canon event that gave rise to dooley meta

[@highelo4359]

longer than most of his Bazaar video for sure

[@princessgarfi3ld]

take me back, december 26th, take me back 😭😭

[@williammitchell6254]

A finger curls on the monkeys paw

[@samon101]

+2

[@kaik168]

The Return of the Pufferfish. Third episode in the aquatic reboot of the Star Wars Franchise

[@thekingpin34]

The Dooleys Strike Back

[@ItsRyanHello]

@@thekingpin34 Somehow, Pufferpatine has returned.....

[@VirtualMarmalade]

star wars is a large aquatic property tbh

[@ChocoStats]

Chocolate statistics. Spoiler . . . . . . . . . . NL was offered the chocolate eating contest 11 times this run He took it 5 times (45.5%) 4 times he took Bronze-tier, 3 times he purchased Gold-tier. In total, he ate 10 Bronze and 15 Gold chocolates, spending 30 gold on chocolate throughout the run. Eating chocolate gave him 550 flat health (6.3% of final health.) He took no relevant percentage health changes. Notes: He took +10% temp max health in his final hour, which is not reflected in the above summary. Including the temporary boost, chocolates gave 605 Max HP.

[@denisnamisnak4980]

Get a hobby

[@bootmanbill2362]

@@denisnamisnak4980 bro has an overwatch pfp in the year of our lord 2025

[@Bullybabies69]

@@denisnamisnak4980+2

[@samon101]

@@bootmanbill2362 +2

[@JL-ml6cy]

@@denisnamisnak4980 That is a hobby though?

[@kkcyd]

Can't wait for NL to do the roman salute in this one.

[@allthatjas4753]

nah, probably just an awkward gesture

[@danielzhang5842]

Just an AOT anime reference! Because he has all the time in the world to watch anime and definitely didn't sparknotes it :)

[@ziggedr4y]

@@danielzhang5842is that the excuse he went with? Oh man...

[@espanadorada7962]

Guys please he’s just autistic and prone to overexcitement!

[@LRodon98]

I paint my double S red, but I don't have paint

[@YungVDD]

He has actually become The Joker now

[@Kenraali11]

always has been

[@feepyboi]

I see the clamera still has a grip on this man

[@Lich_V.]

it took a picture of his dumpy and blackmails him with it

[@average.yt.commenter609]

+2

[@Spooky_blast]

Clamera is def good here, I'm sure it's great news for him

[@sonarchy5158]

It slows an item at the start of the battle, it's so good man!

[@PlaceBotox]

It's a famous DeathGrips song, Clamera. IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES CLAMERA!

[@jo_slayy]

when i started playing the bazaar people told me to watch out for the tiny cute robot. dooley noted i said

[@TheFriendlyminer]

+2

[@aruvi444]

Holy +2

[@RefugeeJon]

You freed us from Dooley! NL: I wouldnt say freed...more like under new management

[@thedandguy189]

Bro when I question why he wants absolute power: Noooo bro trust me bro I’ll do it for the betterment of mankind bro! Bro when he gets absolute power:

[@litapd311]

+2

[@Kayayayaya]

A post-patch video? We are so back.

[@Vauun]

Hi so back, I'm Izumi!

[@PerfectPwns]

7:18 the most progressive American during the Salem Witch Trials when he sees a woman reading

[@derdrakkar]

I'd say +2 but maths is witchcraft

[@jacobadderley2643]

+2 +2 😂 what a pull

[@litapd311]

lmaooo +2

[@andreweppling2333]

+2

[@Lildoc911]

Deodatass Lawson

[@marceloschonbrunn4307]

New patch content blessing us

[@Benjamayhem]

Passing on the astrolabe with puffer, pearl, and jellyfish already on the board kinda hurt my heart

[@AnonYmous-mi1kl]

Watching NL play bazaar is an exercise in temperance

[@sarah.n.v.thoren]

What day is NL on? Oh, day 7? He’s done reading, if he got this far he will get to ten wins if the stars allow it 🤷‍♂️ if the game wanted you to pick up items in later days they wouldn’t allow you to upgrade stuff… or something

[@zen6455]

NL when the Vanessa builds get even stronger: I sleep NL when people still play Dooley after being nerfed: DOOLEY DOOLEY DOOLEY!!!

[@lukester868]

Dang, this came from the stream on the 8thth that's crazy

[@TheHalloween_Jack]

And from the 8thnh january 2024. All travel, no time

[@zoinerd]

​@@TheHalloween_Jack hes playing the pre alpha dev build

[@liamcopich9239]

this water conversation is so fucking funny when you remember his infant daughter's defining idea of her dad was a soda can.

[@elliott6158]

+2

[@Silentshot121]

NL has become the very thing he swore to destroy AND I’M LOVING EVERY MINUTE OF IT JERRY

[@dersteiner122]

"I really just feel like builds got weaker" Those who know 😱

[@simao135789]

They just turned everyone into infinite loop Dooley; CD +X seconds and Iceberg go crazy now. Not sure why they made so many items capable of looping indiscriminately for nearly their entire cooldown (and in some cases, their entire cooldown)...

[@Curiosity_R]

From that pfp I'll assume you're an Elon Musk's fan

[@radarhead82]

It's so dumb. They looked at the mechanic that people were complaining was uninteractive, and said "clearly we just need more of that". Designing the game around infinites makes so many items unplayable

[@ryanizawsum3448]

Yes description, January 8thth is my favorite day of the month.

[@R3NZAL]

2024 keep in mind

[@ethanwalters3445]

18:00 talking through and rolling on the astrolabe has type A chatters crying and throwing up

[@MrultiPaul]

You either die the paint or you live long enough to have your ship red (but you didn't use paint)

[@NickCombs]

Here's how you hack your tea temp. Start with it half-full and brew it strong. Then add room-temp water to cool it down just enough for immediate drinking.

[@A_Lily_by_Another_Name]

11:20 Magical girls when the Faustian bargain starts to hit:

[@car-keys]

+2 +2

[@Manivelarino]

You know the game is addicting af when NL is willing to look past all the technical issues and going as far as restarting the game constantly 😅

[@renzo3939]

Just put the dopamine in the bag lil bro

[@MrAlliancepwner]

Get someone who looks at you like NL looks at freaking bronze clam.

[@Rryce_]

We’re going to infinity and beyond with this patch

[@hotherful]

0:26 aged like milk! KA-CHOW!

[@turidrowned]

2:35 I remember this, but the video just came out. Why do I remember this?

[@carlosgonzalez2706]

Guess you're crazy

[@joshuabrookbank2637]

I think it was a yt short

[@Sc4recrow44]

'Tis surely the Librarian's foul work, mysir.

[@drewclam6161]

It’s a vod from Jan 8 apparently

[@MrSlizzard]

Somehow, Pufferfish has returned.

[@EpicMinerNK]

17:13 this tickled me

[@crazyscientist5746]

I respect the bazaar team, its not easy to balance something like this but theyre doing the work

[@ItsRyanHello]

"Why do they make tea so hot??" BROTYHER YOU MADE THE SANDWICH!!!!

[@xXChaoticRavenXx]

Brother u boiled the water

[@maxwuup2152]

1:11:01 how the heck do you get a lighter with 140 burn. Even with double burn, 70 is crazy, esp in the new patch

[@litapd311]

even though they lost i had mad respect for that too

[@morzen1702]

My best guess would be a Fiery Lemonade Stand since that gives +1 burn to one of your items whenever you sell a small item though that would be difficult to get on Vanessa.

[@devalsavla4966]

The crazy part about NL's bit on chatter's father commenting on facebook slop is that I have heard the exact bit in an older episode but i don't remember which one

[@Mr_Mehoff]

17:18 legendary save, incredibly smooth. Those who know.

[@dominiclobocki1564]

The recently-fired audio support caption writer for the end of Scary Movie when the villain’s true identity is revealed:

[@jacksonsimpson344]

Him keeping the cutlas round after round is slowly turning me into the joker, and there is still an hour left… I pray to for my sanity that this changes. Egg thinks he’s a pirate or something

[@Sw33tR0llThief]

I remember January 8thth, 2024, when The Bazaar just had a patch and my streamer streamed.

[@sirpoglington]

i was in the top 0.00001% of peanut farmer listeners thank you very much

[@mattoleary811]

NL: Tries to not make up a guy Also NL: makes up a guy

[@Samuel_Crowthief]

8:05 rare penjamin mention

[@Joe__M]

my favorite peanut farmer is George Washington Carver

[@Dogcatcher21]

Bro went crazy after ripping that DMT penjamin blinker

[@YTDPROMISE]

The Dooley is dead. Long live the Dooley.

[@abraxas2658]

me, living in indiana, 2 liters of pop next to my pc, ready to watch a fun nl bazaar video and not be called out today

[@Nighthawk20000]

This video is half tech issues and half tea-posting.

[@sharynscherf6484]

For once NL is protecting the Clamera from slander for valid reasons, +2 king

[@dawnfreezerer]

Him saying "im too lazy to do the math" brother egg the RECAP does the math for you 😔

[@AlcyoneHere]

We've done it. We made it to the new patch 👏

[@Goosethe]

Nice Supercop via Hot Fuzz reference.

[@Darkestcatlol]

LoL this video has the vibe of one of those adds were the player is playing so bad you go "I should play this cuz I would win"

[@naisancoder9487]

I like to pull a "This movie/show/anime sucks" while I'm sobbing to regain aura

[@KingRonin1]

Bro has a poison build and just avoids poison shops

[@night4345]

Just put the gameplay in the bag, little bro. Holy, man.

[@addison6536]

cant wait until the videos get more and more bellelista and shielded bushel

[@SebastianVaz]

7:58 not beating the fiend allegations w this one buddy

[@Mysticfateee]

Been waiting to watch him struggle with the new meta lol

[@tomoconnor250]

finally uploads a video with the new patch, bazaar devs announce a newer patch hours later lol.

[@MonkeyzHello]

Cant wait for NL to try eel cannonade and trebuchet and the best defense skill. His mind bout to be blown

[@therazerman12]

One bite, everybody knows NL is taking clamera

[@AlbertoNeurohr]

10:00 this is as far as I get on this one. Can't handle seeing him sell his silver item to run a sub-10 shield cove. Can't do it.

[@koquarian]

Beat bronze as dooley, beat silver as vanessa, and just beat gold as pyg. I think this patch is the best balancing yet. Charge builds are annoying, especially belle, but they are like nothing to the pyg crook build. Put crit enchant on your crook and slow/haste on the atalatl and it's a guaranteed 10.

[@garage2887]

Hey NL! long time viewer here, just wondering if you remember that odd little game you used to play I think it was called binding of Isaac or something?

[@zacharygrouwinkel1534]

+2 on the beverage temperature.

[@walterkay2965]

Why did they decide to make all the animations slower and UI glitchier tho

[@Dschonathan]

The slowed animations are related to changes on how the game loads assets into memory which massively improved performance and crashes.

[@Tringard]

been looking forward to the backlog catching up with the current patch

[@matte_ray]

Can't wait for the Steelers - Buccaneers Super Bowl

[@jaspermooren5883]

9:40 who are you and what did you do to Northernlion?

[@pankakemancer4952]

Devs must have just been waiting for NL new patch content. They announced another one like 5 hours after this upload lol

[@treerover5376]

We are finally here boys. We made it.

[@donavonweikel]

Now that Dooley isn't the meta I wonder if he'll try him

[@kajetanwojnarowski2693]

Video of current patch, posted just hours before a new one drops 😳

[@romanroyer7057]

Check description for a rare typo from the wordsmith

[@petermelsaeter]

January 8thth, 2024

[@DudeLoopNoob]

Ouch this video is aged with those Super Bowl picks

[@eewweeppkk]

Isn't puffer the old Dooley? Puffer was disabled the same patch Dolley went Super Saiyan.

[@c-r]

Still with the clamera goddamn Kaufman reborn

[@IMadeUpKear]

New patch runs just in time for the next patch.

[@espanadorada7962]

Capri sun is not literally less liquid than water

[@theonlymuffin]

She puffer on my fish till I haste

[@Subsistence69]

Clamera aka Green Goblin mask

[@Megarodri]

Somehow Pufferfish returned

[@aaronladestam3764]

post patch Bazaar? Never thought I would see the day

[@BudgetNugs]

Pearl plus pearl is busted. Pearl plus barrel is busted. Pearl plus turtle and barrel is GG.

[@angryprimalbug5417]

“8thth” -the description

[@sydneytzu]

POST PATCH RUNS LETS GOOOO

[@TheYashakami]

Thank you for the content!

[@ryanmolini7787]

Here comes climate change 101

[@TheLovelyKazooie]

Only Water guys when Sprite looks like water

[@ihave2cows]

Refusing to put jellyfish between pufferfish and pearl should be a warcrime

[@User-qf2ex]

Better between turtle and pearl

[@KingRonin1]

Just put the recap in the bag lil bro

[@Adrenaline0413]

post patch and he hits the pen????!

[@BruceWilikers]

26:52 PREACH its so nasty

[@ChloetteSK]

Somehow I don't think this video was from "January 8thth 2024"

[@bird6708]

I'm over here painting my shit I got red paint on my shit right now I'm just painting my shit I'm poggy as fuck man I'm a pacifist man like

[@ciarangallaghercg]

Picking random diamond items over 2xp is too much for a fella like me

[@Valerie.T.M]

Its a shame this is my first patch playing the game for myself, because not only is it the toughest and most annoying meta of all time, but its the most unstable build lol

[@cyberclaw2128]

The ending of this video hurt me inside lol, the vehicle related item you need to get your engine started is just a key bro lmao. Or at least say the ignition/ignition switch

[@tr1pl3thr333]

Does clamera have blackmail on this egg?