The best joke in Joke Boat history (Jackbox)

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[@julianparent318]

you're tellin me they put jokes on this boat

[@deeznoots6241]

Whaaaaats the deal with all the jokes on this boat?

[@zanderwight872]

they got toilets in this store?

[@DaggerSkullery]

I've had it with these motherfriggin jokes on this motherfriggin boat

[@anonymous71207]

You're tellin me this lion is from the north?

[@Cmanorange]

are we still doing pirate night?

[@handoverthestromboli6715]

12:27 gotta love that chat voted the wavy blue lines as the sexiest card, and then immediately voted the wavy lines as the nastiest

[@yfnw461]

Its a nasty little big nasty thang

[@Random_Fanguy]

Those are some pretty slutty lines honestly.

[@Breadward_MacGluten]

curves represent attractiveness in media, but also it looks like stink lines smh

[@issorlol]

they often go hand in hand

[@rutger4272]

she stink so good

[@dawsonescott8428]

I have heard the dictator joke three times now and only just now did i get the “a round” part of the joke. Truly an all timer laffy taffy style joke

[@austinfletchermusic]

NL gave a HoF Joke Boat performance in that second round. Complete dominance on every front

[@metroidhunter2861]

Egg man is so proud of his joke he’s willing to risk viewership on the video by putting the joke in the thumbnail But damn is it a good joke

[@austinvanderveer213]

I'm glad he did because I didn't get the full joke on the first pass lol. I thought it was like he ordered a drink called "everyone around", not "he ordered everyone a round"

[@someonefromsomewhere1009]

​@user-zl5zy7yx6pHe does read the comments ❤

[@isingra]

⁠When youtube first switched to showing people’s @ handles instead of channel names I was against it at first but seeing impersonator bots get owned because they can’t have the @ of the real deal is hilarious.

[@sauwensvk7589]

​@@someonefromsomewhere1009 +2

[@chatnoir9038]

​@@isingraI didn't even notice this until you said it. Wild.

[@EDoyl]

Apollo's 80% doll was made of five parts and one of them was Keytar. They're still burning half a house mode.

[@KVWI]

He forgot that the torso is a part though, house fire meta remains misunderstood to this day

[@Random_Fanguy]

I like the part where he stands up and claps at his own joke.

[@bryanringel481]

The fact that no one did a “all my friends stabbed me in the back” joke for the Julius Caesar line blows my mind

[@sauwensvk7589]

yeah, I expected "because i suffered multiple stab wounds"

[@mityakiselev]

"because it ended before August"

[@aydengartenlaub]

I love the chat moment at 12:26 , the same card thats the sexiest is also the nastiest in the next poll.

[@TheThursty100]

It's almost always the waves. Honestly It's sexy because it's curvy It's messy because of cartoon smell lines

[@joshuadu2308]

52:38 pog over joke 56:20 the joke

[@SpikeHawk]

Rubricon is an underrated/overhated joke. Probably my favourite from the set.

[@JateGuitar]

Cleverness is underrated in these games :(

[@benjaminmiddaugh2729]

​@@JateGuitarUntil it comes back as a meme

[@litapd311]

the egg was supremely robbed

[@Juskinen]

One of the funniest Joke Boat sessions ever, even the blunders were hilarious

[@vidyaorszag]

"Well, he's not on fire..."

[@MexiCoe]

Flashbacks to Grim Fandango - trying the fire extinguisher on every object "That's not on fire" 🔥

[@jakestolworthy2869]

54:49 was pretty fire lmao

[@emi_fisher]

Absolutely demonic performance in the 2nd game of Joke Boat

[@thinminty5392]

i want you

[@yebchaos]

you have an album?

[@emi_fisher]

@@yebchaos me? i cant see the other reply to this comment for some reason

[@yebchaos]

@@emi_fisher yeah. that's pretty dope

[@emi_fisher]

@@yebchaos thank you. its a few years old now but its okay

[@williammitchell6254]

Man this makes jokeboat seem like a good mode lmao.

[@litapd311]

it can sometimes be funny if they actually tried. but when every joke is cum related it looks much worse. also the prompts are also very hit or miss so i understand their frustration with the game rap battle stays goated though

[@sigithesauropod3340]

I've been waiting fir this after seeing the Librarians video. Actually goated jokes for the game

[@dropthatshi]

"I call my bedroom the FIRE STATION because it's where I spray the hoes" lmfao

[@slowtie89]

*slaps roof of boat* This bad boy can fit so many jokes

[@co2_os]

48:57 this one is too good 😂😂

[@jakestolworthy2869]

True, much better than the one that was in the thumbnail lmao

[@salad_tasty]

the puns were already pouring out of him during non-sensory, the expert jokes were inevitable

[@chadless7216]

9:53 Mulholland Drive (2001)

[@Marioroops]

The aluminum breasts joke legit got me.

[@nicholashinderer9896]

"Im Justin." Should have got all the votes.😊

[@WorkingForTheBarrels]

Korey has one of the laughs of all time.

[@juice17776]

I’m begging someone to say “Wipeout” after he laughs ONCE. PLEASE

[@meta4knight]

Every game needs audience sync up

[@mityakiselev]

"Middle school for me was like JULIUS CAESAR: I got stabbed 4 times"

[@mattparkent440]

A bunch of dictators walk into a bar and order everyone around.

[@babrdiddle]

Joke Boat had me in tears! is that Justins laugh? You all know what laugh I'm talking about

[@Enixooo]

Many people have said he does not miss

[@andrejoss475]

This was from a stream 4 days ago not May 11th in case anyone wants to look at it on twitch

[@Larryboy2701]

He gave himself a standing ovation lol

[@DrZnagge]

The banana ones punchline shouldve been "small, soft and ready to be bread"

[@poorcolossus]

+2

[@ZeroTsar]

Does NL throw a brain destroyer this ep?

[@AltCtrlSpud]

last night i had a dream where a small dolphin made a nest in my house

[@naingaung2748]

^No way! Northernlion is giving away a prize!?😮😮😮

[@loggersviii1228]

How small are we talking

[@AltCtrlSpud]

@@loggersviii1228 about the size of a groundhog

[@loggersviii1228]

@@AltCtrlSpud extremely cute, I approve

[@AltCtrlSpud]

@@loggersviii1228 it was not cute, it was highly disturbing

[@ZeroTsar]

49:13 I am stealing that joke

[@Spotifist]

And ”I’m Justin” was still funnier to me, Justin is unbeatable !!

[@brendenowen2609]

MATE

[@curiouscreator8806]

another very rare instance of a Jackbox game lobby join code being an actual English word. the only other instance I've seen this happen was with Alpharad getting the code "DORK" when playing Roomerang. (not a main channel video -- it was an Alpharad Gold video.) on that note, the fact it can create actual four-letter words means that there might be some weird and funny lobby codes out there that have yet to be shared with the world. this even includes swear words, though, so... yeah. like, imagine just wanting to play Jackbox and you open up a lobby, only to find your room code is something like "NERD". i'd share it with the world if that were to happen

[@lennox2565]

Spent the first minute trying to figure out whose voice I was mistaking for Crendor.

[@sauwensvk7589]

love how joke boat brings out the REAL Kory

[@MrTommylicious]

Apollos laugh is so good. And justins yeah and okay

[@timbryo]

I love you north lion

[@curiouscreator8806]

The existence of Northernlion implies there is a Southernlion, Westernlion & Easternlion out there. ... I know you didn't ask, but it was a random funny thought I had lol.

[@Lesong100]

But, but like why would the fire station be on fire tho

[@RatedManatee]

Finally some variety in the games!

[@kenpatchiramasama1076]

okay real talk side profile nl without headphones looks.., well, cursed in a socio-economic way.

[@dominicmurray7200]

He’s going joke boat mode

[@rikk8371]

I watched this last night and this morning I was thinking about his joke again and I just fucking realized the second meaning. I just wish clever humor was funnier to me; that's a really well-made joke, but I didn't laugh nearly as much as I did at "headboard mode" And for anyone who didn't get it: they order everyone a round [of drinks].

[@LeeTheSecond]

im going headboard mode

[@PhantomThiefXI]

nl's puppet kinda bad doe

[@attention_shopping]

Boat

[@torgor_]

uh buhhh

[@Acc_Expired]

Joke

[@marcingregrowicz7063]

Groceries

[@robmack519]

Lol, "I'm Justin"

[@loopholesloopy]

Korys keytar place reminds me when I played with my friends and one of their promts was something between a moose and a goose and this motherfucker drew a log.

[@curiouscreator8806]

the "moose or goose" log reminds me of the time i saw that someone drew a trollface when they were supposed to draw something between ballet and bicycle. i haven't played any jackbox game yet (besides drawful like four years ago or something), so i didn't experience that moment. just saw it on another video

[@camelspiderattack4161]

yo NL out here defending the popular legacy of julius caesar, based based based

[@SESauvie]

I waited 56 minutes for that?

[@osgrace3341]

I’m Justin 😂😂😂

[@austinvanderveer213]

Yo i love joke boat so much

[@mhc706]

holymoly the line "how is air not an atom?" got me remembering the cooking meme where the guy gets angry at the bad host and tells her "right, and if i put my granny in a wheelchair she is a bicycle" except it would be like asking "how is a cow not an atom?"

[@someonefromsomewhere1009]

Stay pegged

[@Octoshark19]

NL likes getting topped confirmed?? 👀

[@gam3rman0924]

Sufh a funny jaxbox poggg

[@Sheamu5]

NL is on fire, somebody get a hoes

[@TeloMeto420]

I've never remained straight faced through a whole joke boat game. Thank you for making my friends seem a lot funnier.

[@mikeballew3207]

NAHK

[@wulf2757]

imagine thinking Caesar was wrong

[@Holgast]

why was 'cummin'' so goddamn funny? who can say

[@bduddy55555]

Is it me or is Joke Boat completely incomprehensible?

[@zachp2120]

Why doesn’t Austin and Nick ever play with NL anymore???

[@radikalskippy]

Austin is no longer the name by which he goes by, his name is now Apollo and he is literally in this video, he's in the stream constantly. Nick left due to differences with some members of the NLSS.

[@RalorPenwat]

Nick had some personal life problems, and between the time away and creative differences, he ended up wanting to do different things than the group.

[@williammitchell6254]

​@@radikalskippy what about rob I miss him

[@radikalskippy]

@@williammitchell6254 we all do

[@GTRSv]

First?

[@PenumbralFigure]

Loremasters; anyone know if there was any drama around Apollo recently? I'm a youtube marty, but there was a distinct lack of Apollo in Jackbox/London recently, and when he joined the call halfway through London (vod A Challenger Approaches) things felt real tense between Apollo and Chib. Apollo had even made a comment saying something like he was sucking up (to NL). BUT then in this vod, things seemed great (maybe because Chib was not here??). I know this is very parasocial but i'm curious.

[@hahaharithz]

They always share alot of chat time by arguing one another. But they are pretty cool, hanging out irl alot. So don't worry. I understand how you feel tho

[@Droid6689]

How are they this unfunny?

[@CS0723]

If you're going to talk about not funny, you should really make the channels you're subscribed to hidden. Because my lord is it a field day

[@Droid6689]

@; What makes you think I believe they are funny either creep? Also you'd have to be more specific, or did you just make a general statement without any actual substance behind your remark. Come on coward, really dig in. But thanks for making me curious. Seems I'm somehow subscribed to a bunch of channels I didn't want to be.

[@CS0723]

@Droid6689 if you went through your subscriptions, culled the shit ones but kept al jokes, it means you really can't be trusted when it comes to comedy. The fact that your comment has no one in agreement should speak volumes Seriously though, al jokes? Were you dropped as a baby to find him funny? Or does he just make you feel better about your facial hair because his is so horrendous?

[@asparagusmichy5611]

@@Droid6689 POV: you comment hate on a KZbin video and your opinion is wrong

[@Droid6689]

@Asparagus Michy Nope. Not wrong. Cute little meme tho. Also don't hate here. You think I hate everyone that isn't funny? What a weird life that would be.

[@enterthehat]

Really wish whoever keeps doing that screeching monkey laugh thing would stop. They're clearly doing it for attention, because they did it naturally a time or two and got a good reaction, learned how to do it on purpose, and think they need to do it every time they laugh. Whenver they do it, it's very distracting and irritating from every video they appear in. Don't hate them, whoever it is, just wish they'd knock it off and be themselves.

[@KeDe1606]

Genuine insane person behavior. Get a life

[@cptnd3851]

bhn