Nosferatu SUCKS! Do NOT Watch! Disappointing! Review!

[@RestrictedFilms]

Nosferatu is the worst movie of the year, and Megalopolis exists.

[@Shadow.24-c8h]

Your trolling. This film is a masterpiece. A traumatizing one.

[@RestrictedFilms]

@Shadow.fan24 You’re legitimately insane.

[@Shadow.24-c8h]

@@RestrictedFilms I’m insane?! Your opinions are insane. All you are doing is to try and get attention.

[@RestrictedFilms]

@Shadow.fan24 LMAO. Sure. You fapped over Romulus for not remotely being the same vibe of the Alien mythos. Now you love this crap trend making vampires like Dracula from demonic entities as created into sympathetic sexual lovers. 🤣🤡

[@Shadow.24-c8h]

@@RestrictedFilms it makes sense for the story. This film pays so much homage to the 1922 film in all the best ways possible.

[@jjphoenix4055]

finally someone speaking the truth! This POS only uses a mythical name, its iconography and does a mash-up crap of every single vampire you've seen in movie history. Pass completely. I prefer to rewatch the 1922 classic in a loop!

[@rylanbailey3993]

Finally people who like good movies. The movie has way too much sex and it's just comedy not scary and somewhat disturbing. This movie sucked sooo freaking bad.

[@Shadow.24-c8h]

You people are liars. And on top of that literal trolls.

[@DJCatscratch]

Nosferatu sucked so much ass. 1/3 of the move was the same fucking swivel shot in a dark room. Other 1/3 of the movie was Depp Jr. gyrating like an invalid. Last 1/3 was 0.5 second jump cuts to a spooky face with screaming noises jacked up to max volume. Movie made by idiots, for idiots.

[@scotthalligan5702]

“I didn’t understand it and therefore it is bad” said every retard ever

[@pimp_floyd5024]

What?

[@kylerfisher5254]

So glad to see a real comment section for this movie. Everyone is defending this movie and I just don’t know how! Great scenery doesn’t make for a great movie, but you know what they say…people like shiny things even if it’s a polished turd

[@andrabook8758]

They're PAID to lie to us, that's how. This is the most garbage movie ever made. by far. "Destiny!", she screams while randomly turning to face the camera like a moron for no reason. The acting is AWFUL. Don't headbutt the camera for no reason is not an "advanced" skill. And the plot? OMG!... there is no plot. nothing happens for any reason whatsoever. It;s all a bunch of ''and then she woke up" strung together by vomit. Literally. No character can escape this movie without vomiting at the audience.

[@gloob4742]

Me and my father walked into this movie so excited. By the half way point we were desperately trying to stifle our laughter to not get kicked out of the theater. Oh my lord I have never seen such a terrible pile of garbage with so much Hollywood polish on it. It's not even funny bad it was just the fact that we were so desperately trying to enjoy it waiting for it to get good and when we realized it never would the whole thing became a comedy. Can't tell if it was written by one person or one person with a room of yes men. So many terrible decisions, so much cringe, so much just terrible writing. My dad thought he was having a stroke because he couldn't understand what they were saying when I woke him up. What a terrible movie. Edit: That final shot of Nosferatu's withered body on top of the dead female lead sent us into full on belly laughter. How do you have the villain of your movie defeated by being too horny. What a joke.

[@jandro8370]

I couldn't believe how badly they fucked this up. I fell asleep! I'm like it's gonna get good. Halfway, it's not gonna get good DAMN! Just watch Bram Stoker's Dracula.

[@Bigfootnosferatu1776]

It was trash

[@Valkonnen]

What kind of fangs did he have? Were they those pointed rat teeth or standard fangs?

[@jandro8370]

@Valkonnen I couldn't even see the vampire, Count Orlock. That was the worst part for me was u can barely see anything. He's just this monster.

[@Bigfootnosferatu1776]

@@jandro8370 it was Nosferatu on name only. This was a completely different vampire. Willem Dafoe as Nosferatu in 'Shadow of the Vampire' was 1000 times better

[@scotthalligan5702]

Bram Stokers Dracula is so bad xD how are you people real????

[@BakedTerranaut]

I made that exact sigh many times during the movie. Felt like a sci-fi channel movie and I almost fell asleep twice.

[@benboomer5632]

I fell asleep 3 times… I was so hyped for this movie, such a letdown.

[@neledemeulemeester754]

I fell asleep 3 times and even then couldn't bear to watch it till the end

[@Shadow.24-c8h]

@@neledemeulemeester754I watched it at 9:00 pm and I never feel asleep or felt tired. That is something impressive from a 2 hour movie.

[@Boss2164]

I went to sleep 5 times

[@neledemeulemeester754]

Keanu Reeves acting in Bram Stoker's Dracula was better. And that's saying a lot

[@altaischurale7324]

I agree...I walked out after an hour....Garbage...a waste of money

[@andrabook8758]

Thank your lucky stars, you missed the friend character randomly performing necrophilia on his dead wife next to his dead kids. There is no reason for it at all in the movie. It's just random gratuitous necrophilia. He is fully human and never turns vampire and neither does she. There;s literally zero reason for this. Zero. And the entire plot falls apart in the last act. Apparently it's all HER fault bc she accidentally psychically connected to him as a child. Orlock is a pedophile. It's all her fault he's hunting them and in the end she just lets him kill her. Said psychic gifts btw are only useful in this way and never again get mentioned or used. Literally the most garbage movie ever made. Pure disgust-shock tactics used to fill in the lack of plot. She has to accept him ''willingly" bc otherwise he'll kill everyone she cares about...why? We don't know. It;s never explained, bc everyone else he can drain dry without any need for any type of contract........just pure garbage. Words cannot capture the level of trash of this "film".

[@md.hussainmaniyar5146]

Wasted my wife’s big fat 30 dollars on this movie Lame acting and drama I wouldn’t recommend at all

[@trynacooldown]

The acting was great. Everything tucked ASS. It's like a sexually driven teenage boy wanted to make a horror movie with as much random shit possible

[@_scabs6669]

THANK YOU! This movie was balls! Disgusting and cheapening to the great works of German cinema. I hated this movie so much. Thank you for having the balls to stand against the mainstream.

[@ciceromeridius-decimus9641]

The Critical Drinker is a MASSIVE SIMP to the movie industry. Dense asf dude who would give a shit show like this 5 stars.

[@gumbygreen14]

Real talk. Critical Grifter

[@Charlie-uf8dj]

Waste of my Christmas Day. This was trash

[@neledemeulemeester754]

This movie makes Bram Stoker's Dracula look like a masterpiece. (Which it isn't, but it could have been) it''s the same story filmed in a much less interesting way. Lily-Rose Depp can only DREAM of ever conveying Wynona's emotional subtleties. Pun intented

[@keatomatic8535]

Just got out of the theater and needed to hear someone else agree how garbage this movie was before I lost my mind

[@johncurtis6815]

Can’t believe how bad this film was. Literally half my theater walked out of it starting around 45 minutes in. Wasn’t remotely scary, not even for second. Boring, yawn fest, laughable dialogue (the guy next to me couldn’t stop chuckling). It was easily the worst film I’ve seen in years.

[@Shadow.24-c8h]

@@johncurtis6815 now your just trying to lie to get attention. My theater wasn’t like yours.

[@chainsawteddybear]

I saw 2 people walk out of the theater last night too. This film was trash

[@Shadow.24-c8h]

@@chainsawteddybear Jesus Christ not again with this hate bull crap.

[@chainsawteddybear]

@Shadow.fan24 hate?? If you enjoyed the film that’s FINE. I didn’t and many others seemed to feel the same. That’s FINE too.

[@twistedelegance_]

Most reviews even on YT say it's not scary, and it's likely not even trying to be scary. It's more artsy vibes and mystery. That doesn't necessarily make it bad, but as I've yet to see it myself can't really say either way. I just hope it isn't like Coppola's Dracula with the film turning into corn midway thru.

[@MJeeEm-fg8md]

I'm a fan of Eggers but this film really disappointed me. There was no room for interpretation with regards to its messages about the past and gender sexuality. It bashed you over the head with them, and yet the plot actually confuses and muddies its own message. By the end I was like 'wait...are they saying it was good she gave in and f!#ked Nosferatu ?' And the constant 'shut up mad woman' from every male character in almost every scene of dialogue was boring as anything.

[@ryansweeney1661]

Nice to hear someone speak sensible about this film These film reviewers must be getting paid

[@carson21211]

and then the dead bot comments on top. You have to dig to get to the real stuff. This movie is awful and I love this type of genre.

[@ciceromeridius-decimus9641]

Skaarsgard is awful. He's a total f up and that proved itself in the "remake" of The Crow. Nosferatu is a pretentious and shallow "movie" directed by a man with some seriously dark mental issues.

[@Italiano_Strawhat]

The plot is ridiculous & unintentionally hilarious if you think about it. I'm also a naturally sentimental person, & had no emotional attachment to any of the characters. Its also not scary. Nice to look at though. Disagree on the IT remake though. I liked that movie as far as adaptations go.

[@paulcollins5586]

Orlok should be creepy and scary. Just a man with a moustache.

[@tammyreno3282]

I could not get past that either

[@doflo9433]

It's not an atmospheric gothic horror; it's just a sleazy necro "pawn!"💩🧛

[@BlackCatsXVII]

I'm all down for vampire and gothic movies coming back, but god this isn't the way.. we gotta stop with this " slow burn " artsy fartsy trend.

[@neledemeulemeester754]

I don't mind artsy fartsy slow burning...if there is ACTUALLY something to set fire to. The emotions in this movie felt more fake than Kim K's ass

[@Melanatedhatervibez]

Only a few films can pull off slow burn properly.

[@eh503]

Had a couple of ppl walk out..and some saying they should gp watch sonic..i went into this hyped..but it was extremely slow..it was good in the castle..after that it just was such a slog and i kept an open mind.i wanted to love it..i really did but..i just felt like it was just too much of nothing going on.i was honestly disappointed.this guys take on the movie in this video is too much but ..i lkinda understand

[@Wilbur322]

It needed to be said, this movie sucks!

[@Bigfootnosferatu1776]

On a par with the She Hulk show in terms of writing and acting quality

[@andrabook8758]

It's way worse imo... i'm sorry but random gratuitous necrophilia? Like, you can tell that he just decided to go for the random shockingly disgusting crap in the 3rd act, bc he knew he didn't have a real movie. The beginning half reads like a normal vampire movie but the last half........OMG! It totally goes off a cliff. The plot completely falls appart and he just fills in run time with random disgusting scenes. It's so obviously done on purpose too. I actually had time to feel sorry for the actors he hired for the beginning of the movie from those villages. What a piece of s. thing to do to those people. I hope he gets sued. I trully do. This jerk needs some type of karma for this. I have also never seen such a disturbing use of ''rats", vermin, plague imagery. Eggers just took a giant sh*t on top of the whole historical context of the movie and had the nerve to play up that context for the promos too. They're calling is anti-semitic, which is kind of is tbh..but I'd argue it's anti-people, bc there's no one jewish in the movie. It;s just that he copied and paster that type of imagery onto another group of people. This dude is a POS. He went out of his way to purposefully degrade ppl in this film. It's degrading to women, men, rats, the vampire genre, children, fatherhood, motherhood, history, jewish ppl, everything...even the pile of manure in the background probably feels degraded by it's role in this "movie". Normally I would overlook questionable animalistic stuff in this type of movie, but he totally broke genre. He went SO out of his way to make sure that the theme of this historical character is "vermin", that it's impossible to overlook. He sleeps with the plague rats, the rats are a literal extension of him and his will. It cannot be overlooked. He did it in such a way as the character of Orlock AND the main female character are described themselves as "sub-human" by the end of the movie. That is a specific creative direction HE decided to take. There is no single character in this movie that is not acting in a "sub-human" way. And that becomes a justification for why the "plague" hits them. I've never seen anyone abuse animal symbolism in a vampire movie in this way. I hate this movie and this director. I'm done. His character is that of a pos person. I trully feel bad for the foreign people he hired for their 5 minutes. They were absolutely taken advantage off and I know that it's going to feel like a gut punch when they actually see it. Never watching another one of his movies for the rest of his miserable life as a "director". 🤮🤮🤮🤮

[@joeysopinion4463]

I mean Nosferatu was just a Dracula Ripoff, so much so that there were legal troubles back when it was released in 1922, in fact the trope that vampires die in sunlight was created for this film to make it legally distinct from Dracula(because the rights didn’t expire yet)

[@jandro8370]

Yes yes but FW Marnu added to the story and that movie was actually more exciting than this. This was boring. All the best scenes removed or glossed over.

[@shortguy1994]

Recommending sonic 3 at the end just ruined any possible argument and proved that this dude just has zero taste in films

[@ethantoise4073]

New here?

[@twistedelegance_]

Sarcasm.

[@sunsin1592]

Nope; saw it yesterday and it's boring, pretentious trash. Several people in the theater, including me, nodded off. And yes I've seen other versions of the story and read the original novel. None of the characters are interesting and the story as presented is just plain weak.

[@Valkonnen]

@@sunsin1592 It's not for kids who grew up with the internet. It can't work with you, ever. The attention spans have been ruined as well as your ability for careful consideration or critical thinking.

[@rylanbailey3993]

​@@Valkonnen i say its meant for people with no attention spans. The whole movie is just made for horny gooners if thats your thing more power to you.

[@_scabs6669]

It's so funny that back in the day they had to change the name to Nosferatu to avoid a copyright lawsuit. Now today they had to keep the name Nosferatu in order to make a franchise. What a joke.

[@EDDIETRUJILLO-q8p]

I knew this was trash. How many times will decent films get remade?

[@Valkonnen]

A million times. They have made as many really great remakes as they have terrible ones. This film in particular was made in 1922 and then again in the late 70's which kicked ass and had probably the most creepy vampire in film history. he was a seething mess who seemed desperate and evil as hell at the same time.

[@dantenage9687]

What a waste... i actually wanted to watch this movie, but it was full of woke garbage and bad scripting

[@toniannduncan1926]

3:55 Could not agree more. This movie a was 2 hours and 15 minutes. And was 2 hours too long. I suggest saving you money and time. That's 2 hours and 15 minutes of my life I will not get back. Should I request a refund from the director?

[@caniyahill]

Nosferatu 2024 haves 88% of rotten tomatoes and 82% of metacritic

[@JustGonnaChangeToWhatsNew]

Have those ratings ever been consistent with the film?

[@jimbeam2299]

Avengers Endgame is in the top 200 films of all time in IMDb lol who cares?

[@neledemeulemeester754]

Have these people ever seen Bram Stoker's Dracula?

[@jayceeleon]

Robert Eggers weakest film yet

[@dreadlocs3344]

Did anyone see any fangs.nosferatu makes Gary Oldman's Dracula a classic.

[@SludgeMan90]

Lily Depp was atrocious in this. I couldn't stop cringing. It was still better than terrifier 3 though.

[@andy-droid]

she was so annoying and crass

[@SludgeMan90]

@andy-droid absolutely. Some of the least convincing acting I have seen on screen seriously. I straight out laughed in several scenes

[@neledemeulemeester754]

I think it's just a case of 'The Emperor has no clothes on'. Only here there are clothes, but no Emperor

[@Themarvelnerd2016]

I went in to the movie blind and as soon as I saw the seen where Nosferatu was sucking blood or probably having gay sex with Nicholas Hoult I immediately walked out of the movie. Can all these critics and film KZbinrs stop hyping movies like this Hereditary and the witch they have no substance no story they only exist to just for shock value and for goobers to go outta there way saying that their the best horror movies 😒 Next time I see movie poster with the credits saying directed Robert Eggers or Ari Aster then I’m skipping it

[@huesoftheheart139]

I definitely think this movie is overrated and felt too much like a freaky fantasy imo

[@Melanatedhatervibez]

That's exactly what it was. A freaky deaky fantasy disguised as a horror film

[@huesoftheheart139]

@ 😂😂😂😂

[@Saber808]

IT SUCKED. Freddie Mercury as Nosferatu?

[@wonton3338]

I love Freddie Mercury and almost hated your comment because of what you said, but you’re not wrong

[@Saber808]

@@wonton3338 I thought it was a "second vampire" because it looked so stupid.

[@wonton3338]

I could see that because you’re right it did look totally non-threatening and cheesy

[@jacobmenard1980]

I didn’t like it either. It was a pretty film. But it lacked depth, nor was it interesting. The characters were caricatures of characters and their dialogues were forced and unnatural…Even Dafoe’s performance seemed second hand and a last-minute recital. Unless you consider loud imagery as enough to be horror and unsettling, it wasn’t frightening. The movie tried SO HARD to the point to where it was boring and obnoxious.

[@ice.man95]

You seem to have missed the point of this movie. It’s supposed to be written like an old folktale.

[@yv9538]

This hits it right on the nose, it all felt forced.

[@ThatWeirdPlaceInYT]

I would have preferred Christoph Waltz in this rather than Dafoe. I like Bill Skarsgard but him making his voice sound deep ended in him delivering his lines in a monotone way, like just boringly saying lines while maintaining that low pitch. The ending with Ellen and Orlok dying together with his member stuck inside her, the necrophilia part where it was implied that husband did it with his dead wife when he visited her at the cemetery, yeah obnoxious.

[@ice.man95]

@@ThatWeirdPlaceInYT You missed the entire point of the movie, just say that.

[@eyespy3001]

The biggest question this movie left me with is how did Orlock take a boat from Romania to Germany when there's no ocean or sea between the two countries? There's not even a river!

[@laurencefidhburn1845]

Saw this tonight. This movie was trash.

[@jahsire95]

Yes, hot garbage.

[@DrFrankNStein-sf2ww]

I really didn't enjoy this movie. It had some very promising elements, but at the time the protagonist entered the castle all i could think of was a scene from "Shadow Of The Vampire" were they told the story of Murnau shooting the original Nosferatu. He hires a real vampire to play Count Orlock (Willem Dafoe ! 🤣). In one scene Orlock talks to two other cast members about the novel Dracula and that the sades part for him was when Harker cought Dracula cleaning his room. A former lord with power over millions ... now cleaning the room of his food. And then, in the movie Nosferatu, they've reached the room were Olock had prepared the dinner. I laughed my ass of. And the design of Orlock ... why, oh why did they have to go with the real Drakula design ? Including moustache and everything. He looks like Lobo (the biker from the DC comics) but not like Orlock SHOULD have looked. And the list goes on. I was very disappointed and i am an absolute fan of the original. Watching it about twice a year. Ps.: That Skarsgard ruined the IT movies ... Thank you ! I've started to think i am allone with my opinion. But it was also the script. Just one example: Beverly Marsh in the novel she was the only one who actively fought IT, because she was a crack with the slingshot they've used to shoot silverbullets with. She was the first one who actually hurt IT and almost killed IT in the house in the Neibolt Street ... and the movie turned her into a damsel in distress who got kidnapped by IT and had to be saved by the boys. 🤢🤮

[@Melanatedhatervibez]

😂😂😂😂😂 this is too funny! Don't ever compare Lobo to this slog of a character

[@DrFrankNStein-sf2ww]

@@Melanatedhatervibez Sorry, but it was just about the looks, nothing else. I'm waiting for the Lobo movie with Jason Momoa. The Main-Man finally comes to the big screen !

[@Melanatedhatervibez]

@@DrFrankNStein-sf2ww We can only 🙏 it's sooner than we think. 🔥🍻All love

[@randallgoeswhere]

Yeah. I was honestly let down. The trailers made this look so good. They made Orlok go from this imposing mysterious being at first to like this pathetic old man practically begging for this girls affection. It all felt very woke too. Like the girls been suffering in pain and oppression from all these men her entire life so just use your sexuality to end their control so nobody gets to have you type bs.

[@caselyall5994]

I would like to see why he thinks this rather than him just saying it’s trash over and over again

[@andrabook8758]

There is nothing to say. It's THAT bad. It's a cacophony of disgusting scenes, vomit, spit, vomit-blood, gratuitous necrophilia, horse manure, and there's NO fight with the monster. There is no "climax" scene at all. It's a rat infested pile of garbage. All the "pretty scenary" scenes are in the trailer. The main female character almost runs into the camera at some point for absolutely no reason whatsoever. There's monologuing into the camera. He has no vampire teeth! But he does have literal worms. He actualy looks worse by the end of the movie than in the beginning for no reason whatsoever. He's a literal rotting corpse with psychic powers. There is no one to root for in the movie. All the characters are POS. Except the kids, I guess who are just props to be killed. It is a study in depravation without any link to any plot or genre. He is a demon, zombie, fangless vampire who needs no one's permissiong to drain them dry but the plot hinges on the main female character joining him of her own "free will", after he threatens to kill everyone if she doesn't. Thematically, it's a cacophony of garbage + plague rats. Just pure garbage. And it's super slow paced and boring too. They just walk from one house to another for the entire 2nd half of the movie. "Meet me at my house", "let's meet at his house", "let's go to he cemetary", "let's leave the cemetary and go back to my house to prepare", "why is the count not in his coffin"? "Wait he's porbably back at your house, let's go there now".... They all live 2 blocks away from eachother and every setting in the movie. ALL of them! Including the Count. Their 'breakthrough" for how to kill him is found in the book he gave his pet follower which was bookmarked to that exact page bc it just opens to the page on how ot kill him. The "ritual" for how to kill him happens to be the same as the ritual he's ALREADY trying to get his love interest to do. So they have to do literally NOTHING. He notices the sun rising, and just does not bother to go hide in the corner of the room. He stands there and stares at it like a moron and then dies. Why? WE DON"T KNOW! There is no explanation for any of the garbage logic, bc it's just there to get us from one stupid location to another and from one random gross scene to another. They walk > cut to scene of someone throwing up > they walk and talk > cut to scene of someone foaming at the mouth, etc. etc. for the entire later half of the movie. The main characters accomplish nothing. They just die. They cannot even be bothered to make stakes. Or grab a freaking cross! Nothing. They literally do nothing all movie long. You just watch them walk past the manure filled streets with rats and then with rats + dead bodies. I had time to count the piles of manure. That's how slow and stupid it is. It's just beyond words.

[@neledemeulemeester754]

The VVitch and Heriditary are actually very good movies. They have a lot of layers and double meanings. Nosferatu has neither.

[@theworldsgonemad_]

I have yet to like anything Robert Eggers has made.... I give up on his films.

[@neledemeulemeester754]

The VVitch is actually a very good movie. But he ROYALLY screwed up here

[@vladmuresan1143]

This review was refreshing. Finally a honest straight forward opinion with actual personality

[@re-huvane5622]

I went to see this to cheer myself after a brutal breakup and paid for it…😤 I should’ve known as Skarsgard has wasted my money before with his new interpretation of Pennywise, one of my favorite horror characters. I will never pay to see any film where he’s doing a new version of one of my favorite characters. I miss the days when film goers were rolling their eyes at remakes and demanding new material.

[@YogBaal]

The most disappointing film of the decade!

[@ldyvampsc]

My 15 year old and I just saw it. It shouldn't have been remade. It was way better as a silent film

[@OfficierTr1cksh0tRoekeloosMLG]

Watching this movie is the equivalent of getting coal for Christmas.

[@todayisanewday7]

Ha haaaaaaaaa

[@ThatWeirdPlaceInYT]

I liked Nosferatu but am glad someone is telling the truth that it wasn't great or a "masterpiece". I didn't find Nosferatu as good as Coppola's Bram Stoker's Dracula despite the obvious weakness of Keanu Reeves. Coppola's version has more going on, a backstory for prince Dracula, fights scenes, a chase to Dracula's castle and redemption arc for Dracula. Gary Oldman and his transformation from old Dracula oozing evil, to bat monster, werewolf, and handsome Voivode gentleman is the ultimate Dracula for me. Bill did fantastic as Orlok, I loved his look but despite what everyone is saying, he does not look like the painting of Vlad Dracul from encyclopedias, he looks like a Cossack (google Ukrainian boxing champion Oleksandr Usyk, Orlok looks just like him but with a mustache and dead). Unlike Oldman's Dracula I don't feel a connection between the historical fiction version of Vlad Dracula and Orlok it's as if they're two separate vampires from two different stories despite being from the same source (Nosferatu is the German version of Bram Stoker's Dracula). But, I guess most people are saying "he looks just like Vlad the Impaler" sure, pick up an encyclopedia Vlad the impaler didn't have a shaved head with the Cossack haircut, even going to Romania to visit his castle and museums, Romanians don't depict him like a Cossack and they should know what princes of their own history would have look like. The heavy breathing of Orlok was part of the script, so it wasn't some brilliant character development on Bill's part like everyone is saying, it was Egger's vision that he wrote into his script, a corpse struggling to breathe, good call on his part. My only complaint is that times you could tell Bill Skarsgard was trying too hard to make his voice deep, it's as if he used Egger's scripted heavy breathing and used it to propel the deep voice effect so much that at times his delivery sounded monotone. That monotone delivery kind of took me out of it sometimes and at one in point I chuckled a bit, thinking what's Bill doing? But overall I think he did great. I have to say Lily-Rose and Nicolas were a way better Mina and Jonathan than Ryder and Reeves were in Coppola's Dracula. On the plus side of Coppola's version is that it managed to tell a tale without the use of a prosthetic penis and the weird sexual climaxing during Dracula's feeding. The death scene with Ellen and the corpse Orlok dying together like Death and the Maiden (Egger's confirmed the painting as inspiration for the last scene) was meh for me, it was a little too much. Let Ellen keep her dignity, she defeated Orlok, a powerful ancient monster. She deserved better than to be shown dying nude with her bloody legs spread open and Orlock's member stuck inside of her with flowers placed around their bodies. That part was supposed to be powerful but it felt unnecessarily over the top, kitschy, and an ending worthy of a Twilight fanfic.

[@RichJohannsen]

Nice to see Armond White finally start a KZbin channel.

[@peopleschampiii584]

There was no payoff. Backstory was flimsy, contract plot didnt make sense. But was visually awesome. The VVitch was great, you are crazy

[@scotthalligan5702]

Okay, time for an important question. What did you think of Longlegs?

[@rajas.5771]

Just came back from seeing it. I am so disappointed by this movie. What's even more disappointing is the number of people defending it. Besides the cinematography, this movie as mediocre as can be.

[@s.w.d4010]

I agree this movie is way too slow. People were actually walking out the theater I was in. One of the women that walked out was dressed in costume…..let that sink in. Aaron Taylor-Johnson was a horrible casting decision. He was so bad in this movie. I don’t know what the casting directors were thinking. I swear he couldn’t pronounce the German word for Mrs. which is Frau (half this movie takes place in a German town by the way.) He kept saying “fur” instead of “Frau” and it was driving me crazy!!! Did they not have a native German speaker to tell him that he isn’t pronouncing the word correctly or was Aaron so bad in this movie that they didn’t even try to correct him?

[@andy-droid]

worst movie i’ve ever seen

[@Doggy-d7w]

Sure buddy

[@caniyahill]

Pro calling the actors washed up hasbin

[@ethantoise4073]

"Ugg I didn't want to HAVE to make this!"

[@eliud2099]

Wow this movie was bad

[@sammyangra]

We are the silent majority ✊️

[@MarvelManiac-d8t]

Good visuals but it was not scary and mad over sexualized. Nothing like the OG

[@theworldsgonemad_]

Compared to the original story it was actually under sexualized... But the movie still sucked

[@neledemeulemeester754]

100 % agreed. Lily-Rose gave off more believable sexy vibes in 'The Idol' than in this movie, and she already didn't do a great job of it there ..Now Wynona in Bram Stoker's. THAT is sexual tension

[@tammyreno3282]

Just watched this today. Major disappointment. Hated the makeup job on Nosferatu and the ending sucked. The only thing I liked about it was the atmosphere.

[@Shadow.24-c8h]

How is bro going to recommend Sonic 3 which he thinks is terrible and not recommending Nosferatu. Can this guy have a brain!

[@rainbowbabyblog5995]

Come man man, Nosferatu was terrible and can’t be put in the same category as movies like Hereditary since even if you did like it, there was a good horror movie in there.

[@luxe-kai7892]

Bro it felt so long fr

[@johnonorato6094]

Thank God there are a few others that see how bad this was

[@kingmack-w6p]

i thought i was the only one who thinks hereditary was ass.. nosferatu was a trash and boring..sonic3 was a blast 💯

[@Jose-m4g4c]

I’m with you 100% with you buddy everybody seems to liked it , I thought I was the one that hated it. Plus it was to dark , I couldn’t see crap

[@baddunwell2306]

Yeah, I haven't seen it but based on the trailer the cinematographer doesn't know how to create contrast and makes super muddy, underexposed images.

[@BakedTerranaut]

I can't stand how modern movies and shows all are so dark that the audience can't even see what going on.

[@OnyXerxes]

I thought this movie sucked too but I feel like your criticism is mostly idiotic, it's actually impressive that of all the legitimate reasons to criticize this movie. you seemed to miss every one of them, aside from your point about it not being scary, which I agree with. My guess is this is just entirely a troll though going by your other videos I quickly skimmed through. The Madame Web thing makes it pretty obvious...

[@juanmanuelmartinez1157]

Bad movie, beautiful looking, but still having a bad screenplay... Well... And the vampire without fangs but mustache 🤣 its meee... Nosferatu 🧛‍♂️🍕 *Italian music intensifies

[@theworldsgonemad_]

If you see a vampire and the most memorable feature it has is its mustache, you know the movie will suck 😂😂

[@juanmanuelmartinez1157]

@theworldsgonemad_ 👏😎🚬 exactly

[@zanzer386]

Agreed. It was lOOooong. Not to mention dialogue didn’t do the actors any service. Plus I’m over the “woman sacrifices all for everybody else” trope. Nope! Pass

[@123rockfan]

This review actually encouraged me to go see the movie lol. Absolutely loved it but I can see why mainstream audiences would hate it

[@6677srevihs]

anyone with tastes should hate it. bad story, couldn't hold to the original

[@123rockfan]

@ it’s the exact story as the original, but with more detail and nuance

[@robbyroba]

Yeah. Like... in this one, it gave Orlok more a reason to desire Ellen because she called out for a guardian angel for company.

[@brennanoconnor433]

The story was odd, and if I had known the original folk story maybe I would enjoy. However the scares were very predictable, and were almost non-existent. The camera turning was horrible; motion blur ruined a large amount of the story and wasn’t scary but was rather just a crime on my eyes every time they did the slow turn. And it just kept going, and the “3 night” thing felt thrown in later on for more time to develop other story bits. And finally there’s the sex scenes, dear lord. I was crying laughing in the theatre, and had to cover my mouth, because watching a burnt twig of a man get on top of a woman and just start fucking her, it was so out of left field. The biting is what really made it as funny as it was. And of course, he died for dat ass. Anyway, I got a good laugh, 4/10 for me.

[@jimbeam2299]

"mainstream audiences" bro you're not some special film lover lmao

[@sixfoursoul2538]

Blade was a far better vampire movie than this movie.

[@thenintendork665]

I'm surprised Erin Kemp hasn't come on here and telling us we can't think for ourselves.

[@RestrictedFilms]

Slept through the entire thing. It’s endless screaming and Coppola’s artsy fartsy crap at a fever pitch. I’m tired of this sexualization of Dracula. It’s not in the book! My review won’t be positive either.

[@Shadow.24-c8h]

You never made a review on Romulus so you won’t on this masterpiece.

[@RestrictedFilms]

@Shadow.fan24 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@Bigfootnosferatu1776]

​@Shadowfan.I've seen better masterpieces in unflushed gas station toilets

[@sabineb.5616]

I totally agree with the opinion that Eggers' Nosferatu is a terribly trashy, unscary änd pretentious movie with a very confused plot. But this short review isn't very helpful. Stating that the movie sucks, isn't enough!

[@anarchistonsunsetdrive7813]

I dont agree with the other movies, but I agree fully that Nosferatu was a boring movie.

[@neledemeulemeester754]

What a let-down. Even the photography and scenery was a let down compared to The VVitch, which is 1000 times superior. Every shot looked like a painting. This just looks like a badly executed music video

[@SteveoRuybe]

A whole lot of nothing said

[@jimbeam2299]

Or you can't handle the film being criticized because you're an Eggers fanboy

[@mariogomez8146]

I honestly thought the title of this video was clickbait and was genuinely shocked he was serious. Nosferatu was amazing.

[@Evilbarber]

Watched it with my wife who is an avid horror fan who thought it was a terrible movie. The actors themselves were great but the direction and cinematography surrounding nosferatu as a character was terrible. Nothing was scary about it. It would fit more into psychological thriller and drama period piece. 3/10 movie.

[@RestrictedFilms]

No it wasn’t.

[@123rockfan]

@@Evilbarber well as a psychological thriller and gothic drama I thought it was great

[@johncurtis6815]

Half my theater walked out of it. Literally half. It was so fucking horrible.

[@RestrictedFilms]

@@123rockfan “Psychological thriller” = FAILED horror

[@TheChurchOfDeadMetal]

Merry Christmas

[@macervarren12thcompanyworl71]

they change nosferatu to moustacheferatu 🤦🤣

[@99lisadonna]

I FRIGGIN HATED IT!!!!!!!!!! They're all gaslighting us it sucked

[@fendrikdrake3320]

Phenomenal movie, great acting and incredible visuals.

[@cimmeriakurt]

Honesty!! Just subbed

[@darkkomet1653]

I do admit I got bored at the moments, but it is good on making some vile villain and some tragic deaths I would just recommend reading a Nosferatu Webcomic on Comic Fury with one having a different take but close to the source material As for IT, I will say reboot Penywise got the costume right with book accuracy, so I say that part is fine here

[@CT.1982]

To quote another nicholas hoult movie "uh uh thats bait"

[@rodrigopalmerin]

If u never seen any dracula movie its a 8 if u know the story ,then its 5 ,it misses alot of great plot points ,and with how many cheap jump scaresit has brings it down

[@BalrogUdun]

W!ndow l!ckers have made cheap jump scares synonymous with scary. This movie was dumbed down for general audiences and most modern audiences still won’t get it.

[@Iscreamaboutleeches]

Lmao you guys are delirious. Nosferatu is a masterpiece.

[@frakismaximus3052]

It completely fails as a horror film.

[@phantomshtter]

Calling it trash discredits me even watching the video. It was not his best work but by far better than 90% of other horror this year. You were all the same people groaning in the theater when I saw The Witch, his modern-day masterpiece. Your taste must be in your ass if you really think it's trash. Overrated? Yes. Trash? That'd be your take you're smelling.

[@frakismaximus3052]

Dude, this is an utter failure as a horror movie. It should never have been categorized as such.

[@moseshoward7072]

This is not a serious review. Troll bait only.

[@kennethanderson2204]

As soon as you said you didn’t like The Witch or Hereditary I knew your opinion didn’t matter

[@lustrazor44]

yea this guy doesnt know what good filmmaking is

[@kennethanderson2204]

@ that’s fine if that’s your opinion.

[@Hekselys]

overhyped shit

[@samuraikyokkan]

It was amazing. All youre assumptions in thr first 20 seconds of this vid are presumptive bs