No Such Thing As The News | Series 2, Episode 3

[@beequeen565]

In love with this show, me and the fam watch it together, always leads to interesting convos, please never stop doing what your doing, it's officially my favourite show xx

[@marizee7455]

Loving this show in the U.S.! So happy they put it on youtube :)

DDoS, bravo. Keep up the great work. My mother understood what I'm working with. I need to work on my rethoric, I think, since I've never been able to explain it.

[@SketchyArtist]

I was in a band in college called "Loose Onions."

[@mentatphilosopher]

So your statement about the thief cut off with "for stealing 60 pounds worth of" and all I could think was that she was running awfully fast for carrying an extra 60 pounds of anything.

[@sidarthur8706]

i was similarly confused when they started talking about people eating behind the wheels of cars

[@aladner3]

I've listened to no such thing as a fish for about a year now. The three on the left look exactly like I pictured all of them, but the one on the far right looks nothing like I imagined. I can't even really put words to how his appearance differs from my imagination, it just does.

[@SeventhEve]

After a year, you'd think you'd have learned their names. ;P

[@1989DP3]

I know what you mean, when I heard them for the first time, I thought James was Jason Manford, they sounded so similar, and I thought that what he'd look like...

[@silkeburrows6899]

I didn't imagine any of them like this especially not Anna

[@mickmickymick6927]

They all look completely different to how I imagined and I've already forgotten how I originally imagined them.

[@cseguin]

9:00 - _Situs inversus_ . . . that's me . . .

[@crassenti]

Thankfully the trade deal was saved, but as a Canadian it was a strange week where "fucking Belgium" was a common Canadian sentiment :p

[@TAP7a]

I will make every effort to have "fucking Belgium" adopted into local vernacular. This is too magical to let go

[@NewMessage]

Douglas Adams would be proud.

[@bramb9907]

Don't worry, here in Belgium a lot of us had the same sentiment. "A handful of our nobody-politicians are able to stop a huge international trade deal that everyone else is agreeing to?! Fucking Belgium."

[@TastaLJudskaOholast]

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[@KristineMaitland]

Might explain why Prime Minister Justin Trudeau opted not to meet with The King and Queen of Belgium when they came to Canada on a state visit last week. As a Canadian, I thought Justin was being rude. Now I see there may be something behind it (roll eyes). Of course, the Belgians would not have made a flag gaffe like we did - embarrassing.

[@charliegreen3509]

From Wikipedia: The snail was named after the left-wing British Labour politician Jeremy Corbyn, on account of it being a "lefty" snail, but also due to Corbyn's reported love of gardening.

[@desertrose5613]

The description misspells "left-handed".

[@davelurch1970]

It also uses the article 'a' before 'army'.

[@omikl]

I just fact checked the "7 means something naughty in Cantonese" thing with my wife. Seven, or "Chaat", is actually a phoneme for something much worse than that. It's a slang term similar to calling someone a tw#t or a c*nt in English, but actually harsher. Nine, "Gau", is actually a phoneme for penis (also "dog" and "enough"). Cantonese: A linguistic minefield second to none ;-)

[@raynehk14]

"Chaat" actually means flaccid penis, and "Gau" erect penis. For twat or cunt it's "Haai"

[@omikl]

Rayne Chan Thanks for the clarification. Lost in translation! Always good to learn.

[@mickmickymick6927]

Are the tones the same? Cause my layman mind would guess that Mandarin would be worse cause it has both fewer phonemes and fewer tones. And a huge number of homophones, that is, both same phonemes and same tones.

[@starberry22]

Are those real news anchors in the beginning?

[@yppatel02]

yes

[@jessecorbel9836]

Spelling errors in the descriptions, guys.

[@happivaras]

Fun fun fun Learning

[@michellej3140]

The whole toaster thing reminds of an episode of Red Dwarf.

[@BurntFaceMan]

Google maps strikes again. My favourite was the site showing all the people falling over and doing dumb things on google street view. humans are awesome.

[@KristineMaitland]

Isn't Seven the name (sobriquet) for a Borg?

[@mickmickymick6927]

Seven of Nine, yeah. But I think they called her Seven for short.

[@realspacemodels]

To be fair and not nearly as funny, the EXOMars lander was only half of the mission and the orbiter successfully entered orbit to begin its science mission.

[@DarrenGrey]

The raccoon was right about the Bake Off!

[@endlessmasks]

such hd very 😍

[@madderhat5852]

Are we watching the beginning of the next wave of Brit comedians e.g. python, young ones. boost

[@lycian123]

No.

[@mickmickymick6927]

The young ones was crap.

[@nikoincroatia]

I love how cheap the set is

[@karaage7926]

27:03 so pretty

[@dontinhale]

Ironically Anna looks like an elf

[@iizombie1665]

I'm sure she appreciated that comment.

[@ChrissieBear]

Oh no, someone's hacked my thermostat. *Cuts off the power to it.* Anyways.

[@godlessnature6950]

The guy on the far right looks Jimmy Osmond who's let himself go

[@davidscott129]

Wallonia? Isn't she married to Donald Trump?

[@ooooozabogaaaa]

652nd like! Called it!!