NOT ALLOWED: The Director's Cut

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[@stuartj1079]

The security guard who’s neck was fatter than his head, coming out to take a picture to, to try and intimidate was funny

[@MeisterTheFunk]

His flaccid attempts to stop you made me smile. The power he so greatly wants and needs is absent.

[@fluidjazz]

Quick story about Universal Square, this was the HQ for the shopping giant Great Universal Stores. The companies buying and procurement arm was based here. I worked in the printing industry at the time (early '80s) and printing for GUS was a very lucrative account to have, the boss of Print buying at the time was infamous for being a right crooked bastard and had the nickname of the Don, he used to walk around the buyer's hall literally expecting Print representatives to bow down and kiss the ring on his finger (he expected a kickback on everything) otherwise you would be snubbed. A few years later the law caught up with him, they uncovered a second home, he owned racehorses, Caravan, and various expensive cars he was charged with various fraud and financial discrepancies and ended up in Jail! 😆It was very satisfying!

[@guckfoogle1096]

We really are living in a 1984 dystopia. And it is becoming more and more dystopian on an hourly basis. A meteor can't come soon enough.

[@ShinyHelmet]

I wandered lonely as a cloud, cos everywhere I went, I was 'NOT ALLOWED'! William Jobsworth.

[@Servant_of_Christ]

I love this "not allowed" series, it's awesome!

[@mamnisel4815]

That old jobsworth at the end really kicked off before he was told to cool it Charlie.Some of these security people take themselves very seriously in the 'Not Allowed' dept!!

[@silentunderdog9023]

it angers me to see these unhinged staff who work in these buildings, charlie keep up the great work sir you are a master of your craft sir

[@nikos-giorgos]

And for minimum wage that is ..

[@martd1352]

Same here just remember these type of people are the underclass.

[@garrydavies6337]

Charlie these "Not Allowed" videos are just hilarious. I'm loving the new approach of being calm and not raising your voice and speaking in a friendly manner whilst at the same time not taking any bullshit and telling them like it is and calling these drones out for their utter nonsense. These are some of the best videos you've made for ages, keep it up! Cheers. 👍

[@michaeljohndennis2231]

Being white and being in our own country with rights is now “not allowed” as these people are our replacements who are taking over our countries and we are “not allowed” to object to this because it’s “racist” and “hate speech” to even attempt to do so - soon these very people will be armed (where we will be “not allowed” to be armed to defend ourselves) against our own extermination in our own lands

[@seanmckenna1863]

The most undervalued KZbinr in Britain, why have you not started a podcast? Never change. Always keep hope. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

[@LQB42]

Yeah charlie if you read this, start a podcast. Current affairs?

[@seanmckenna1863]

@@LQB42 brilliant

[@vinniebullterrier6456]

@@LQB42yeah, a podcast, we all want more rants by Charlie in are lives and a podcast would be great

[@byMRTNjournals]

CharlieCast irl

[@I-Dophler]

"Not allowed" Became "Very much allowed, and the penny dropped".

[@tailor826]

Thanks for making all of us viewers having to answer someone telling us something is not allowed with "not allowed" back to them in a silly accent. We can't help it now

[@MrAsh1989]

I can't but help but say it everywhere I go now

[@dangerousbry69]

I know right it's infectious 😂😂

[@TheCyberTroll]

why is it always foreigners who are imposing this "NOT ALLOWED" shit? never a brit, always a immigrant

[@snoozie787]

I'm even saying it to my cats 🐈 😂😂

[@liam.4454]

Love the arguing with security videos at the moment 🤣

[@raycarter4030]

i’m truly truly loving the Not Allowed videos.

[@paulb22]

I found it hilarious how the last guy was getting more and more annoyed when it dawned on him that you wouldn’t obey him😂

[@myopinionsmayoffendyou]

Could you imagine if Charlie's asked the security man, "where do you comes from". 🤔

[@TheSadButMadLad]

For those who say "Why pick on the security guard, he's only doing his job", the supervisor just proved that he wasn't doing his job when he said that Charlie was OK so long as he was stood outside.

[@juniusvindex769]

So says the guy who does nothing but reply on auditors videos on "law" ............. You may be enlightened that private security is just that. Frauditors go on about sia badges, yet when I did security work after I did my bit for my country ( which allows you to sit at home commenting on folks who have a job or doing service). I had no "badge". But I had an Id badge, of which idiots were not allowed to see unless I broke the law. Would like to see you try your "law", but you won't. You sit at your screen telling frauditors what is law, but you won't do it yourself............. typical 🤣🤣🖕🏻 I'm here because after nearly 40 years as a photographer I am shocked as to the reaction we get in public, what's your "poor excuse ??) Muppet.

[@alexraymond5572]

what a daft bootlicking society we've created if they are defending this little tyrant believing he can tell others what they can and cant do in public

[@Bruce4lmighty]

The miserable Security Guard at the end could’ve easily redeemed himself by way of a simple ‘Sorry Sir, I was mistaken’. However, as usual the tin pot dictator types simply cannot say those words. Society has sunk to new lows. Very disappointing. Great video CV 👍🏻

[@colinstace1758]

They only hire people with no skills, it's a meaningless job

[@888ssss]

it wont stop until people begin to KO these boomer types.

[@guckfoogle1096]

@@888ssss Hey kid, I'm a boomer, and I agree with you, and that extremely rude black was not a boomer.

[@stevemuzak8526]

That is the whole point. They want everyone to fight against everyone.

[@novascotia3300]

After the amazing success of Girls Aloud these security guys really need to get together and form a boy band . Five Pakistani security guards clad in Hi-Viz yellow twirling their lanyards .Please welcome....Not Allowed!

[@noelward8047]

Brilliant Haha

[@trevorrandom]

"Can I ask you where you came from" 😂👍

[@scarfaceTWIY.]

My mother’s womb 🎉

[@BIATEC88]

"Where you from". The bloody cheek. 😄 🤣 😂.

[@christopherburnside4444]

every day I repeat the mantra "not allowed". it does tickle me.

[@irenedavo3768]

I like the 4444

[@Littlewing6was9]

Said it in a taxi today at the road workers

[@slopsallover]

Fair play Chaz ...much better when you don't let them numpty "not allowed clowns" get under your skin. It's more fun this way 👍

[@garyproffitt5941]

When your smiling when your smiling, the whole World smiles for you Charles Veitch😊👍

[@barkinmad2296]

Charlie, you’ve excelled yourself these last few days. I haven’t laughed so much in ages. Please keep it going 😂❤

[@serenababe]

Omg I love how you were responding to that guy who thought he was above you haha! “Matrix” line was so funny! So true haha! 😂😂❤

[@beanser1]

I find myself on a daily basis saying NOT ALLOWED quite often 🤣🤣

[@stolensilver5811]

Haha i do that

[@tonytigervarley]

Me too, it's my new phrase 🤣

[@paulwatling5400]

Me as well , and I say it in Charlie's voice.

[@beanser1]

@@paulwatling5400 me too and to others who are not in tune to the Vieitch 🤣

[@markhughes9092]

I was thinking of getting a t-shirt made up. Not allowed 😁

[@paulst3599]

Jeremy Beadle would have given you £250 for every NOT ALLOWED clip, back in the day 😁 You need to do more of these, far more entertaining 👍

[@griever775]

I remember working for the shittest company that was based in Universal Square "Grass Roots Financial" that changed to "SMD Echange" and they were a dodgy debt consolidation company that owed thousands to customers that had a PPI claim with them but was never followed through. They paid me £2.60 an hour is 2012 as an "apprentice customer advisor level 1". I had to call customers and process their refund if they undertook their claim with the then new company that was really just the old company The directors were wankers, told me I'd never find another job when they fired me because I took the piss and refused to be used as a pawn on shit money for their illicit scheme, horrible company. Interesting to see the place now though

[@norton750cc]

Give a numptie a tie, a radio and an attitude, the rest is sad.

[@snipercwf]

The ending was just superb. His little face as he realises that he is a buffoon.

[@noelward8047]

He was like a balloon letting the air out Haha

[@colinstace1758]

Buffoon, don't drop the F 🤣👍

[@snipercwf]

@@colinstace1758 ... oops!

[@Slothdeman]

Honestly, Charlie really does illustrate how on edge everyone is nowadays... If you look at Woodstock 69 - Some people are filming and documenting the event and everyone is just chill about it. What has gone wrong..... :///

[@timtam6442]

Milkman’s gloves. That takes me back

[@TheSadButMadLad]

15:50 We didn't really get the walk of shame from the guy who didn't have family that fought in the world war. But we did see him being made to look absolutely and totally stupid when his supervisor made it clear that he was in the wrong.

[@thedad7313]

Jesus, they called in Agent 47! Taking photo’s is no reason to have a hit put on you

[@crispyhoover8880]

I'd appreciate a UK tour. Just to hear your views on the decay we all see. Newport S. Wales 1st stop.

[@MadMulberry]

The dejected look on the old guy's face. He suddenly realised that his perceived reason for existence was incorrect. Poor old guy. 😢

[@skybonegamingvideogames280]

I love the way you handle situations

[@olie3146]

If people don't like being filmed, they really should consider moving out of the uk..... Do they not realise CCTV cameras are like rats here, never more than 2ft away from one 😂

[@JackMcLeodJr]

12:58 That blue sticker sign on the floor was a sign of what to expect. The ignorance of people in general never ceases to amaze me, I must say. 🤦🏻‍♂️

[@marions57]

15:47. That is AGENT 47. Your lucky to have walked away with your life Charlie!

[@joshg2603]

“Jesus Christ as a goalkeeper” (Cut)

[@laurencewainwright]

Our elderly relatives didn't die for freedom. They died to cripple Europe, giving the western part to multiculturalism and the eastern part to communism.

[@theroamingreverend]

Yes man. An actual Veitch vid called ....."NOT ALLOWED" I'm so excited, it's been my new favourite thing to annoy people with. The wife thinks I'm a twat. Oh well. Let's go.......

[@theoracle7148]

To be fair you probably are a twat

[@nicholasparish1968]

So does mine.

[@theroamingreverend]

@The Oracle No probability at all sir. I practice hard for such a title. Although, I'm naturally gifted with twatness. I feel it my duty to excell. How am I doing?

[@mattydare]

Yea - never met your wife but I'm sure she thinks I'm a twat too. But it's Okay👍 there are worse things she could think of me.

[@jdk8284]

sorry but i'm afraid to say that i take the mantle of grand twat , coz this week i have mostly been saying "NOT ALLOWED" a lot

[@sunboycold9164]

The classic clip at the end when the security guard was mentally crushed.

[@RichardABW]

When they’re blabbing about taking pictures inside tell them that the light from inside is coming out to you. They should control their light.

[@adamquinton-hale6999]

Veitch is the closest I know to a modern day joker, once bullied by society he then turned to save it with the love police, trying to solve the problems and help others who are bullied, when he noticed it not working and society continuing to be rude, similar to the joker in the modern movie, he's lost hope and has turnt to confronting and argueing with people instead of trying to put up with people rudeness, a true modern joker. Love the channel! Cant wait to see how he progresses in the future.

[@hankaghostdog]

Giving him a lot of credit 🤣

[@Dmviewing]

Not Allowed Videos are now my favourite even beating out(or off) Cottaging themed "Audits".

[@MultiBloxx]

Was in the Hacienda 3nights a week was the best part of my youth first time I've seen that building in 35 years having emigrated in the early nineties,cheers for that matey

[@chazwalker7156]

Have you recovered yet? Mad'f'rit, top'one, sorted R kid 🙃

[@kinomusic9110]

The irony of him asking you where YOU are from lol

[@lightwalker9879]

Should have explained about the birds and the bees

[@patthewoodboy]

the last quote had me laughing , didnt know many people knew it.

[@priyaxo8116]

Here I sit very thankful paid a penny did a tankful.

[@benji.B-side]

Being British, free and proud Words we laugh at, In the face of, 'Not allowed'. Riveting stuff Charlie. Freedom and love!!

[@FlatStuffEarth]

pride than a freemason fall the beetles were British they also maybe Yiddish Charlie is no hero exodus 20 7 all day . at least the last two videos he has been nicer to the others . carry on not allowed love all u need ?

[@nicktheviking299]

Charlie ruffling the feathers of those that want their feathers ruffled ,, love it

[@jay-gv7jl]

It still amazes me after all these years just how many of the Security idiots still think that you cannot film in public ffs.

[@odfkjdhgovj]

The “Not Allowed” chronicles continue!

[@Had_Enough_Media]

I'm going around the house saying "Not Allowed" while using the Charlie accent. Driving the family nuts!. Super funny!

[@BYRON..]

my parents tell me they had a good time in the hacienda back in the day

[@TradingCardsAndMore]

It’s “ not allowed” for them to try grab your Camera! Melons

[@rolandveshengho3913]

An Australian COVID camp........another Charlie classic.

[@chief274]

I like this man. Well chilled mooch around. The French guy was cool. I like the way you give them a few chances saying its alright then you put ya foot down. Good Job bro.

[@cringycook9597]

The journey of the Veitch is very much allowed 🤳

[@tomg5187]

10:23 beautiful shot!

[@mycross1]

Not allowed 😁

[@LarryBees]

Breach the Veitch - Not Allowed !!

[@Floyd1138]

i actually tell my puppy 'not allowed' in the accent when it does naughtyness XD

[@scarfaceTWIY.]

Telling puppies off is not allowed 🚫

[@Floyd1138]

@@scarfaceTWIY. unfunny comments are not allowed.

[@therespectedlex9794]

@@scarfaceTWIY. Because it's good to have your hand and all your wooden furniture chewed up.

[@DrumNbassSets]

When are we getting the cottaging compilation?

[@thebatman4279]

I'd love to see a reunion with Antony Hopkins 😂

[@neilrichardson3986]

NOT ALLOOOOWED

[@gj5900]

When is the “not allowed” phone camera T-shirt merch landing?

[@MichaelH_89]

I would definitely order one

[@gillytaylor3890]

Agent Smith said NOT ALLOWED to film the town hall, very very NOT ALLOWED.

[@noelward8047]

Brilliant montage. Epic ending ... glove man was 'so silly' Haha

[@unknownunknown3368]

Long time fan... can I just say your bloody good (like the way Prince Nazeem says) multi linguist paid dividends for you aswell... great video I had to comment👏🏆

[@dannydee2668]

Hi Charlie, after seeing the increase in the news of stabbings in Salford and Manchester, Please go carefully out there, I know you are clued up and ready for most things.

[@weatherstationlytovchenko4794]

Small fry charlie bothering working class punters in boring manchester, nothing changes

[@andycapp5581]

Zzzzzz zzzzz

[@al3k]

All these moments will be lost in time... except when the director makes a better cut and they're found before they're lost again.. :D

[@gillytaylor3890]

Roy Batty was very NOT ALLOWED

[@al3k]

@@gillytaylor3890That's the spirit! :D

[@davetlane]

Good dose of ‘Not allowed’

[@StrawberrySunday212]

1.2k views in only 16 minutes?! Well done Charlie👍🏼👍🏼

[@Who.Knew-The.Salt.MustFlow]

Charlie.... Love the Auditing Look! 😁

[@kevinsim999]

Beautiful shots Charlie.

[@theroamingreverend]

9:00 Nice one Charlie. Foreigners never expect le honkey to comprende. Let alone soutenir.

[@helicoptergunship]

The security guard @3:05 has such a gorgeous mustache. What a beautiful man.

[@kinomusic9110]

Africans employed by an English Court speaking French to each other while working...... Britain in 2023.

[@vacantblock]

Good morning Charlie!

[@seamusgilmour91]

The security guard at the court was wrong completely, you were not videotaping in side a court room or any means tempering with any trials going on in the court. Again this what happens when you hand out sia badges in lucky bags

[@andrewthomas8737]

In Australia we say “None ya Business” Yep we send them over to you….😂😂

[@veronakid2000]

Cracking colours. Really rich. Good to see you over the other side of Manc too. Have a walk up to City's ground - not been there for a while. I'm interested how the new arena is coming along. Also, many years since I've seen Gorton Monastery! I think Gorton might be an interesting experience to report. But those colours...wonderful.

[@Dream_Weapon]

That security gadgie got a nice new set of New Balance

[@gary1chester]

I want to see you back at cracky central and the most dangerous Mcdonalds in the country.

[@Proxus]

12:21 Those aren't going to be cameras; they're most probably LED lights for the eyes.

[@samhenwood5746]

I really love the NOT ALLOWED videos & thanks Charlie 🤗

[@adeleelgood6948]

Dean - it's the stress of "not allowing" people. 😂

[@daviddunville2293]

Charlie you are a diamond,keep the content going you give lots of awake people energy👍❤

[@Fintan33]

Nut aloyed !!!

[@semajdis]

Denying the photon archivist a peep into the Town Hall? Shameful. "This is a private building" the man says. "Who pays for it?" should have been Charles' reply.

[@David-ci1vn]

"nat soc" not allowed", it's a strange thing that under Nat Soc home ownership was encouraged and your mortgage was reduced by a flat 25% for each child, four and it was gone, rather better than any piddly child benefit.

[@attonreed4015]

Charlie you need to get merch going. Some NOT ALLOWED and Don't breach the Veitch T-shirts would be cool lol.

[@paulfrost4678]

Love it Mr V . A legend at work .

[@TheCloudWalking]

That security guard at the Town Hall Extension must be new, it's a shame they're not taught the proper rules... Also, normally the 3rd security guard is a lot nicer, what a shame.

[@happydog4862]

The agents from the matrix in his earpiece. 👋 hahah 😆 🤣 That wounded him enough to call for backup.

[@andyt3737]

Charlie v you literally are a legend mate top man

[@Ojisan642]

“There’s nothing worth photographing anyway aside from you kicking off.” 😂 NOT ALLOWED 🎉

[@walbrzych9975]

That guy at the council is a waste of a salary, they could make some budget savings there.