Not Among Us

[@Aaronitmar]

conspicuous...

[@WhatJoSays]

yooooooooooooo indeed

[@Pizataimu]

mistrustful, if you will...

[@mr.totolose2107]

Hmmmmmm 🤔

[@gibraltar4841]

Poo

[@adriel311]

when the impostor is not confiable!

[@Pixelcraftian]

When the disguised intruder is not born yesterday on the lookout

[@pcvrisepic]

Not born yesterday on the lookout 11!1!1!1!1! 😳😳

[@thepurestvessel9249]

When the traitor is cheeky

[@KofuLixen]

Hmm

[@realmadrid7129]

8:56 Bro I died when he said that

[@eat00002]

hello i promised to not watch your videos because of a dumb joke

[@Patterrz]

The more CPU % it takes, the better the game

[@Solus_11]

Then since zoom raises my CPU% to 80 does this mean it’s good

[@jermouche]

Pat!!

[@smithsmithony5401]

vanilla minecraft: trash game minecraft 4k ultra hd realistic shader mod: game of the century

[@sundownchild5012]

well did not espect to see patterz here

[@cursedtails1249]

Agreed

[@skeletonwar4445]

_Let's say, hypothetically, I am mining bitcoins remotely on your computer_

[@Bigcozza]

O_O

[@sui11106]

A I'm mining bitcoins remotely on your computer, and I Dance dance dance😎

[@personifiedtoast4869]

@@sui11106 for the sake of the argument of course

[@kiriu_idk]

@@personifiedtoast4869 when the pertender conspicuous hehe

[@thatsourceguy7653]

Im watching this on ARM Linux lol

[@JawshYT]

When the conspirator is questionable

[@thatoneguy9582]

😳

[@zacncheese6299]

when the pretender is mistrustful ⠀⠀⠀⡯⡯⡾⠝⠘⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢊⠘⡮⣣⠪⠢⡑⡌ ⠀⠀⠀⠟⠝⠈⠀⠀⠀⠡⠀⠠⢈⠠⢐⢠⢂⢔⣐⢄⡂⢔⠀⡁⢉⠸⢨⢑⠕⡌ ⠀⠀⡀⠁⠀⠀⠀⡀⢂⠡⠈⡔⣕⢮⣳⢯⣿⣻⣟⣯⣯⢷⣫⣆⡂⠀⠀⢐⠑⡌ ⢀⠠⠐⠈⠀⢀⢂⠢⡂⠕⡁⣝⢮⣳⢽⡽⣾⣻⣿⣯⡯⣟⣞⢾⢜⢆⠀⡀⠀⠪ ⣬⠂⠀⠀⢀⢂⢪⠨⢂⠥⣺⡪⣗⢗⣽⢽⡯⣿⣽⣷⢿⡽⡾⡽⣝⢎⠀⠀⠀⢡ ⣿⠀⠀⠀⢂⠢⢂⢥⢱⡹⣪⢞⡵⣻⡪⡯⡯⣟⡾⣿⣻⡽⣯⡻⣪⠧⠑⠀⠁⢐ ⣿⠀⠀⠀⠢⢑⠠⠑⠕⡝⡎⡗⡝⡎⣞⢽⡹⣕⢯⢻⠹⡹⢚⠝⡷⡽⡨⠀⠀⢔ ⣿⡯⠀⢈⠈⢄⠂⠂⠐⠀⠌⠠⢑⠱⡱⡱⡑⢔⠁⠀⡀⠐⠐⠐⡡⡹⣪⠀⠀⢘ ⣿⣽⠀⡀⡊⠀⠐⠨⠈⡁⠂⢈⠠⡱⡽⣷⡑⠁⠠⠑⠀⢉⢇⣤⢘⣪⢽⠀⢌⢎ ⣿⢾⠀⢌⠌⠀⡁⠢⠂⠐⡀⠀⢀⢳⢽⣽⡺⣨⢄⣑⢉⢃⢭⡲⣕⡭⣹⠠⢐⢗ ⣿⡗⠀⠢⠡⡱⡸⣔⢵⢱⢸⠈⠀⡪⣳⣳⢹⢜⡵⣱⢱⡱⣳⡹⣵⣻⢔⢅⢬⡷ ⣷⡇⡂⠡⡑⢕⢕⠕⡑⠡⢂⢊⢐⢕⡝⡮⡧⡳⣝⢴⡐⣁⠃⡫⡒⣕⢏⡮⣷⡟ ⣷⣻⣅⠑⢌⠢⠁⢐⠠⠑⡐⠐⠌⡪⠮⡫⠪⡪⡪⣺⢸⠰⠡⠠⠐⢱⠨⡪⡪⡰ ⣯⢷⣟⣇⡂⡂⡌⡀⠀⠁⡂⠅⠂⠀⡑⡄⢇⠇⢝⡨⡠⡁⢐⠠⢀⢪⡐⡜⡪⡊ ⣿⢽⡾⢹⡄⠕⡅⢇⠂⠑⣴⡬⣬⣬⣆⢮⣦⣷⣵⣷⡗⢃⢮⠱⡸⢰⢱⢸⢨⢌ ⣯⢯⣟⠸⣳⡅⠜⠔⡌⡐⠈⠻⠟⣿⢿⣿⣿⠿⡻⣃⠢⣱⡳⡱⡩⢢⠣⡃⠢⠁ ⡯⣟⣞⡇⡿⣽⡪⡘⡰⠨⢐⢀⠢⢢⢄⢤⣰⠼⡾⢕⢕⡵⣝⠎⢌⢪⠪⡘⡌⠀ ⡯⣳⠯⠚⢊⠡⡂⢂⠨⠊⠔⡑⠬⡸⣘⢬⢪⣪⡺⡼⣕⢯⢞⢕⢝⠎⢻⢼⣀⠀ ⠁⡂⠔⡁⡢⠣⢀⠢⠀⠅⠱⡐⡱⡘⡔⡕⡕⣲⡹⣎⡮⡏⡑⢜⢼⡱⢩⣗⣯⣟ ⢀⢂⢑⠀⡂⡃⠅⠊⢄⢑⠠⠑⢕⢕⢝⢮⢺⢕⢟⢮⢊⢢⢱⢄⠃⣇⣞⢞⣞⢾ ⢀⠢⡑⡀⢂⢊⠠⠁⡂⡐⠀⠅⡈⠪⠪⠪⠣⠫⠑⡁⢔⠕⣜⣜⢦⡰⡎⡯⡾⡽

[@actuallystuff]

When the perpetrator enacts suspicious tendencies!😳

[@belisarius6949]

😳

[@ohheyitsbubba]

Why are you here Josh, shouldn’t you be taking care of your dogs?

[@Choctopus]

He's back, kiddies.

[@morgana_the_cat]

And that is a good thing

[@CsSniper23]

Are you sure, I think he could be a pretender

[@zacharynitz6012]

Yep, and better than ever

[@josiahlongman4082]

wooooo hooooo im 7

[@gibraltar4841]

700

[@AltrivePlus]

This game is mighty quizzical...

[@squeakymeow]

TRUUUUUUEEEEE

[@andrasreal]

so true!!

[@MB____]

Trueeeeee

[@DD-tk2rv]

Power rangers got cash???

[@multiversalkarma4868]

One piece?

[@victorrubio8321]

1:00 The comment: This is a bit coin miner "don't buy it for a joke" Alpharad: *Oh No! Anyway,*

[@InsertFunnyThingHere]

"I'm going to pretend (get it guys please laugh) i didn't see that"

[@axoltheartist]

@@InsertFunnyThingHere a slow clap and a hat tip to you, my worst friend

[@Sethica]

9:57 Those damn redditors...

[@ScarfyStar]

Those Redditors doing.......what Redditors do.

[@EbrimaYT]

Ello

[@smirkykiller9486]

Poggers, I wish i was as cool as you Axxl

[@stupid-idiot-555]

@@AxxLAfriku never change axxl, never change...

[@dylanmcnab3479]

The “clean the vent” actually seems like a cool task

[@YogoBites]

If impostor crawls up behind you, you die with no hope of anyone finding your body hidden in the vent, however you can try and stop the impostor by quickly tapping to crawl out of the vent

[@enonymous0.047]

the task could have a vent animation as a joke and you could change it in settings

[@moose_goose]

So does the “kill” button

[@beaniebean4885]

Yea I thought it was cool too, maybe thats could be an actual thing in among us but I guess they would be stealing from their pretenders so...

[@pokefenn2384]

I think that wouldn’t be fun, just annoying

[@BladedAngel]

13:40 WAIT, You're telling me it also disables the rest of their UI, so they can't even report bodies either!?! LMAO, The designers of this game couldn't care less if they tried!!!!

[@adamd5420]

Wait wtf are you doing here

[@Trimint123]

No, the footage is zoom in.

[@shugeetunner9208]

They PRETEND (i said the name of the game i get millions of likes right?) Its a good game

[@taylorm6328]

Hi Bladed 🖐️

[@AceGT55]

Love the new vid!

[@caseythompson381]

I just find it funny how jerma's face is associated with among us yet he never played the game.

[@m4gg0tbr41nz]

who is jerma

[@ieatcereal4dinner489]

@@m4gg0tbr41nz the "when the imposter is sus" face guy

[@nexianexia8556]

Jermamoment

[@emmaadams586]

@@m4gg0tbr41nz Jerma balls!!!

[@MelodyGardenia]

@@m4gg0tbr41nz jer mom

[@zeebusbizmo5187]

I’ve lived to see 3 Alpharad outros now

[@t1sd3d]

You spoiled it for me );

[@dotXyore]

@@t1sd3d When will people stop reading comments before finishing a video? lol

[@lucassayer9743]

New outro do be slapping

[@mrdoometernal]

New outro music is hella clean, but do you know what the track is by any chance?

[@Frostflame]

As have I

[@enigmamc5469]

Everyone knows a standard office ac is powerful enough to freeze people to death.

[@florinsalamadevarat2139]

Amogus

[@Wangrock_hardJohnson]

especially in a giant ship lmao

[@denpaguy3495]

@@Wangrock_hardJohnson pooooooooo 😳🤣🤣🤣🤣🫁

[@goatbeef]

Why are my eggs and bacont burned

[@thepenguin9]

Shame this is a nonstandard game

[@davidmadureira45]

Bruh this ain’t among us this “within them.”

[@thewholecircus]

Inside him

[@ahar7068]

@@thewholecircus amid her

[@DrMcSpankus]

in the midst of this gender-neutral person

[@cy-bernet-ix]

amidst the unidentified group

[@stephenshampine11]

We - You

[@gameninjac6608]

That one review: "Don't buy it, even for the joke." Alpharad: "How bout I do anyway?"

[@Yndd76]

@Asja Halilovic i wonder why

[@Toppy_From_Scratch]

but he didnt buy it as a joke, he bought it for the content.

[@RickRaptor105]

I can't wait for the Airship map to come out and Alpharad to look at the "unclog toilet" task and the dramatic slow motion ejections and be like "THEY STOLE THESE FROM PRETEND"

[@Salkauski]

It came out yesterday!!! :)

[@globalwarrior16]

The robot skin too!

[@AquaticFlapper125]

Hello Rick

[@insertjokehere212]

And now he hates it :(

[@itsfeliciatime]

“Believe it or not, i do pretend sometimes” - JaidenAnimations 2021

[@geovoid]

This dude's in the future.

[@itsfeliciatime]

@@geovoid my bad lmfao

[@feinky8489]

what…?

[@staciemohler4624]

12:24

[@robbiestrong-morse730]

"Look I get it. You're tired of having no malware on your computer."

[@Justyouraverageghostva]

Hacker- (Eating) Vinny- Is that bread roll? Alpha- WHAT? Sara- I want bread roll

[@AboveAverageJoshua]

"Look, I get it." - Alpharad returning to KZbin in the only way he knows how (2021).

[@ivalop02]

Monkey gang

[@8bitt625]

The return to the not series we never knew we needed

[@splice9741]

I feel a whoosh coming.

[@bloodmuzzle]

Look I get it. You're tired of not having Alpharad. So welcome to Not not having Alpharad.

[@MeisterBeyondTubler]

I'm your 1000th like,pog

[@blast8111]

I’m so happy that the first words I’ve heard for like a month was “Look, I get it.”

[@Yahiamice]

I love pretend

[@alexreese614]

Dude same

[@jaron7817]

You're missing 6 laughing crying emojis

[@tritoony]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@tritoony]

You’re welcome

[@Tarma90]

Oh god! Me too

[@CHILLIN2540]

When the pretender was born yesterday on the lookout

[@bluecrood2720]

I thought the pretender was supposed to be sus?

[@bat6684]

@@bluecrood2720 no, the pretender is showing signs of untrustworthy activity

[@CHILLIN2540]

@@bluecrood2720 Did you not watch the video? 7:58

[@CHILLIN2540]

Why does this stupid no effort comment have 300 likes?

[@bluecrood2720]

@@CHILLIN2540 Oh what I meant was, the phrase was originally "not born yesterday on the lookout" being a synonym for suspicious. To say someone was "born yesterday on the lookout" (notice the exclusion of the "not" at the start of the phrase) would imply that they are not suspicious. Although it's a KZbin comment, so phrasing doesn't really matter that much. Sucks I couldn't be the 300th like though.

[@blueguy9833]

The only good part about this game is that my discord status changes to Playing Pretend

[@mslabo102s2]

... that you're playing Among Us.

[@Daniel-br4nc]

@@mslabo102s2 i saw you in an old simpleflips comment section today. Did you learn what uppies were?

[@DJays4]

@@Daniel-br4nc I'm just replying so I can find out

[@anttheman2332]

@@Daniel-br4nc ok find what’s uppies

[@Chloe_2442]

@@Daniel-br4nc only replying so i can find out

[@JimmyJonJillakers]

> 80% CPU usage "It might just be poorly optimized"

[@littlemisseevee2309]

< 3 windows

[@TimeBucks]

I'm glad he's back and he stopped playing Among Us

[@pancakecommanderandbowser2279]

Of course this game is nothing like among us

[@snowy7730]

@Bryson Sales just “Pretend” he did :)

[@badoongy6362]

Yaaaa!!!

[@nitroflux_o1040]

Yea that's cool and all but where splonke tho

[@Delta21OnYT]

Ok but he brought back the Not Series

[@KiTiCo.]

"Your honor my client was simply pretending" Alpharad 2021 quote of the year right there

[@hiveling-111]

Your honor my client was not born yesterday on the lookout

[@Kirbo14]

I like how everyone has Bootleg versions of their names

[@pillgrimm]

And then vinny is just vinny

[@channelthatinolongeruse9579]

Vynie

[@egg4552]

Hacker should have been inklinghacker

[@kevsonkeyboard]

@@pillgrimm fitting for one of the frequent connoisseurs of bootleg games

[@hanakoisbestgirl4752]

@@egg4552 inklingprogrammer

[@R360]

Someone’s gotta tell Not Alpharad that Alpharad stole his old profile picture...

[@ashfromheaven_]

Yeah I'll go do it

[@sasquatch.8]

E

[@bloodmuzzle]

Really uncool of him tbh. I thought Alpharad was better than that.

[@adabillleon8749]

Actually no not alpharad decided to give his pfp to alpharad

[@digdug9222]

Alpha remembered his KZbin password guys, and are we so glad that he did.

[@Crqzy_Bot]

Thank god I am an atheist. Point still stands.

[@LynKoyo]

It's because Vinny reminded him that the password was Deepthroat

[@user-iv8fp7do2g]

@@LynKoyo Lol.

[@cosmo5208]

Thank god

[@Davon_Tri15]

He’s returned

[@nyukjustacommenter857]

The greatest deduction of this video was Vinny suddenly calling Hacker out for eating a bread roll

[@mA-nd1xr]

11:44 THE KILL ANIMATION IS THE PRETENDER PUTTING THEIR MASK OFF LMAO

[@six_buck_dlc]

yeah, this was made post-corona

[@azurneon]

HAHA LMAO!!!

[@goose7618]

Not only is it stolen but it's fucking offensive

[@MakerManX]

@@goose7618 how is it offensive?

[@goose7618]

@@MakerManX To those who have died to COVID and to those who are going through hard times because they/a relative/friend are infected

[@bookofallgamerknowledgeeve4366]

This isn’t among us, this is “entities in the same proximity as ourselves” When the doppelgänger traitor is showing signs of untrustworthy activity 😳

[@JeY_k]

I want to upvote but it's at 69

[@bookofallgamerknowledgeeve4366]

@@JeY_k when the doppelgänger traitor is showing sign of untrustworthy activity 😳

[@minecraftisme8997]

@@JeY_k redditor

[@ShibuNub3305]

When the entity responsible for infiltrating a group or system with the sole purpose of directing tasks to a state of unproductivity is evaluated to be one who is shady, dubious, and generally disreputable overall!!!!!1!!1!!!!😳

[@cebolimhagameplays6740]

@@ShibuNub3305 bad man sus

[@ChristopherMoom]

The most insane part of this video wasn't the Pretend Purgatory at 13:44 or the very fair "skill test" of the Temperature It's the fact that the era of the Swear to My Bones Outro is over now.... the new art and song are both phenomenal though

[@7grandmac]

We’ve truly reached a new era. I’ll miss Swear to My Bones, but this new outro is a banger.

[@shurbrrt]

@@7grandmac what is the outro song

[@7grandmac]

@@shurbrrt I wish I knew. It sounds awesome, but I have no idea what it is.

[@Kay-im6ht]

@@shurbrrt description

[@sometimesKnownbyotherNames]

F

[@geoguessrplayer1]

holy shit pretend got removed from steam cause the devs weren't born yesterday on the lookout

[@froginaboxVEVO]

When the individual who, compared to others in his likeminded peer group shows signs of defiance is exhibiting behaviour which some would consider to be untrustworthy 😳

[@XSilvaSebas]

That’s a lot of words there

[@shlecko]

@@froginaboxVEVO r/decreasinglyverbose

[@tooth2887]

yo how you do the face ⠀⠀⠀⠟⠝⠈⠀⠀⠀⠡⠀⠠⢈⠠⢐⢠⢂⢔⣐⢄⡂⢔⠀⡁⢉⠸⢨⢑⠕⡌ ㅤ ⠀⠀⡀⠁⠀⠀⠀⡀⢂⠡⠈⡔⣕⢮⣳⢯⣿⣻⣟⣯⣯⢷⣫⣆⡂⠀⠀⢐⠑⡌ ⢀⠠⠐⠈⠀⢀⢂⠢⡂⠕⡁⣝⢮⣳⢽⡽⣾⣻⣿⣯⡯⣟⣞⢾⢜⢆⠀⡀⠀⠪ ⣬⠂⠀⠀⢀⢂⢪⠨⢂⠥⣺⡪⣗⢗⣽⢽⡯⣿⣽⣷⢿⡽⡾⡽⣝⢎⠀⠀⠀⢡ ⣿⠀⠀⠀⢂⠢⢂⢥⢱⡹⣪⢞⡵⣻⡪⡯⡯⣟⡾⣿⣻⡽⣯⡻⣪⠧⠑⠀⠁⢐ ⣿⠀⠀⠀⠢⢑⠠⠑⠕⡝⡎⡗⡝⡎⣞⢽⡹⣕⢯⢻⠹⡹⢚⠝⡷⡽⡨⠀⠀⢔ ⣿⡯⠀⢈⠈⢄⠂⠂⠐⠀⠌⠠⢑⠱⡱⡱⡑⢔⠁⠀⡀⠐⠐⠐⡡⡹⣪⠀⠀⢘ ⣿⣽⠀⡀⡊⠀⠐⠨⠈⡁⠂⢈⠠⡱⡽⣷⡑⠁⠠⠑⠀⢉⢇⣤⢘⣪⢽⠀⢌⢎ ⣿⢾⠀⢌⠌⠀⡁⠢⠂⠐⡀⠀⢀⢳⢽⣽⡺⣨⢄⣑⢉⢃⢭⡲⣕⡭⣹⠠⢐⢗ ⣿⡗⠀⠢⠡⡱⡸⣔⢵⢱⢸⠈⠀⡪⣳⣳⢹⢜⡵⣱⢱⡱⣳⡹⣵⣻⢔⢅⢬⡷ ⣷⡇⡂⠡⡑⢕⢕⠕⡑⠡⢂⢊⢐⢕⡝⡮⡧⡳⣝⢴⡐⣁⠃⡫⡒⣕⢏⡮⣷⡟ ⣷⣻⣅⠑⢌⠢⠁⢐⠠⠑⡐⠐⠌⡪⠮⡫⠪⡪⡪⣺⢸⠰⠡⠠⠐⢱⠨⡪⡪⡰ ⣯⢷⣟⣇⡂⡂⡌⡀⠀⠁⡂⠅⠂⠀⡑⡄⢇⠇⢝⡨⡠⡁⢐⠠⢀⢪⡐⡜⡪⡊ ⣿⢽⡾⢹⡄⠕⡅⢇⠂⠑⣴⡬⣬⣬⣆⢮⣦⣷⣵⣷⡗⢃⢮⠱⡸⢰⢱⢸⢨⢌ ⣯⢯⣟⠸⣳⡅⠜⠔⡌⡐⠈⠻⠟⣿⢿⣿⣿⠿⡻⣃⠢⣱⡳⡱⡩⢢⠣⡃⠢⠁ ⡯⣟⣞⡇⡿⣽⡪⡘⡰⠨⢐⢀⠢⢢⢄⢤⣰⠼⡾⢕⢕⡵⣝⠎⢌⢪⠪⡘⡌⠀ ⡯⣳⠯⠚⢊⠡⡂⢂⠨⠊⠔⡑⠬⡸⣘⢬⢪⣪⡺⡼⣕⢯⢞⢕⢝⠎⢻⢼⣀⠀ ⠁⡂⠔⡁⡢⠣⢀⠢⠀⠅⠱⡐⡱⡘⡔⡕⡕⣲⡹⣎⡮⡏⡑⢜⢼⡱⢩⣗⣯⣟ ⢀⢂⢑⠀⡂⡃⠅⠊⢄⢑⠠⠑⢕⢕⢝⢮⢺⢕⢟⢮⢊⢢⢱⢄⠃⣇⣞⢞⣞⢾ ⢀⠢⡑⡀⢂⢊⠠⠁⡂⡐⠀⠅⡈⠪⠪⠪⠣⠫⠑⡁⢔⠕⣜⣜⢦⡰⡎⡯⡾⡽ this one, i copy pasted did you as well?

[@mariomario1849]

@@shlecko no, that's increasingly verbose. Decreasingly verbose is like this: imposter sus ._.

[@florinsalamadevarat2139]

Amogus

[@DoomerSlice]

The "ejection" screen is literally just the last panel of "ok ideas" "(good idea) (good idea) (bad idea)" *angry face* *dude gets thrown out window*

[@supermom8502]

Omg i saw that immediately and searched the comments to see if anyone else noticed too!!!

[@Wemmie]

wrong!!!! the format is bad idea bad idea good idea

[@dougpouncey]

I’m so glad someone else saw it

[@DoomerSlice]

@@Wemmie thank you for saying wrong with four exclamation marks to really make your incorrect fact stand out.

[@aimsmeis]

@@DoomerSlice that is the format though?

[@BronzeTheCat]

as someone with a computer that has an average cpu % of 99.8, the fact that him saying 30% is a sign of the game being malware offends me.

[@thelittlecheese6]

Same sigh

[@yahya3683]

Jesus christ what kind of dinosaur you run

[@thelittlecheese6]

@@yahya3683 so it's about a 5 year old gpu with a 580 video card

[@thelittlecheese6]

Also it's a bit of a exaggeration in reality the resting is about 20 to 30

[@armoredman10]

I hit 80% when I just try to play tf2

[@Nova-_-]

I do have to say though I like the idea of the vent cleaning task. Just have that as a togglable option in among us and boom now you have to consider the circumstances around someone's 'venting' to figure out whether they're actually impostor or not.

[@awman4050]

When he said “look I get it” you don’t know how hard I smiled

[@jakesteinberg5902]

Time stamp?

[@arvieiscrazy7904]

0:01

[@awman4050]

Obligatory bruh moment

[@pl3ysnontinde937]

The real alpharad said he was going to be on a break are we sure this “alpharad” isn’t a pretender

[@Gaareth_]

He sure doesn't look born yesterday on the lookout

[@yeetusdefeetus]

not alpharad had that pfp 🤔

[@pl3ysnontinde937]

@@nosoyespanol the break might be 8 years long and this is a pretender we don’t know

[@theglitchiestking5005]

Its not an imposer, I checked the videos.

[@yerman0564]

Not Alpharad stole this channel and brought his pfp with him, and left Jacob with the Minecraft pfp.

[@Snowballsage]

Why are they called “quests” when you’re literally employees in an office and tasks would have made complete sense

[@Platitudinous9000]

gotta avoid infringing on the original property!

[@pancakecommanderandbowser2279]

What did they copy right tasks

[@supremechaosbeing2696]

how did we miss jobs

[@redgyrados2000]

Because “tasks” are in Among Us, and this is a completely different game with no connection to Among Us

[@thewaffleeater1221]

because tasks are ⠀⠀⠀⡯⡯⡾⠝⠘⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢊⠘⡮⣣⠪⠢⡑⡌ ⠀⠀⠀⠟⠝⠈⠀⠀⠀⠡⠀⠠⢈⠠⢐⢠⢂⢔⣐⢄⡂⢔⠀⡁⢉⠸⢨⢑⠕⡌ ⠀⠀⡀⠁⠀⠀⠀⡀⢂⠡⠈⡔⣕⢮⣳⢯⣿⣻⣟⣯⣯⢷⣫⣆⡂⠀⠀⢐⠑⡌ ⢀⠠⠐⠈⠀⢀⢂⠢⡂⠕⡁⣝⢮⣳⢽⡽⣾⣻⣿⣯⡯⣟⣞⢾⢜⢆⠀⡀⠀⠪ ⣬⠂⠀⠀⢀⢂⢪⠨⢂⠥⣺⡪⣗⢗⣽⢽⡯⣿⣽⣷⢿⡽⡾⡽⣝⢎⠀⠀⠀⢡ ⣿⠀⠀⠀⢂⠢⢂⢥⢱⡹⣪⢞⡵⣻⡪⡯⡯⣟⡾⣿⣻⡽⣯⡻⣪⠧⠑⠀⠁⢐ ⣿⠀⠀⠀⠢⢑⠠⠑⠕⡝⡎⡗⡝⡎⣞⢽⡹⣕⢯⢻⠹⡹⢚⠝⡷⡽⡨⠀⠀⢔ ⣿⡯⠀⢈⠈⢄⠂⠂⠐⠀⠌⠠⢑⠱⡱⡱⡑⢔⠁⠀⡀⠐⠐⠐⡡⡹⣪⠀⠀⢘ ⣿⣽⠀⡀⡊⠀⠐⠨⠈⡁⠂⢈⠠⡱⡽⣷⡑⠁⠠⠑⠀⢉⢇⣤⢘⣪⢽⠀⢌⢎ ⣿⢾⠀⢌⠌⠀⡁⠢⠂⠐⡀⠀⢀⢳⢽⣽⡺⣨⢄⣑⢉⢃⢭⡲⣕⡭⣹⠠⢐⢗ ⣿⡗⠀⠢⠡⡱⡸⣔⢵⢱⢸⠈⠀⡪⣳⣳⢹⢜⡵⣱⢱⡱⣳⡹⣵⣻⢔⢅⢬⡷ ⣷⡇⡂⠡⡑⢕⢕⠕⡑⠡⢂⢊⢐⢕⡝⡮⡧⡳⣝⢴⡐⣁⠃⡫⡒⣕⢏⡮⣷⡟ ⣷⣻⣅⠑⢌⠢⠁⢐⠠⠑⡐⠐⠌⡪⠮⡫⠪⡪⡪⣺⢸⠰⠡⠠⠐⢱⠨⡪⡪⡰ ⣯⢷⣟⣇⡂⡂⡌⡀⠀⠁⡂⠅⠂⠀⡑⡄⢇⠇⢝⡨⡠⡁⢐⠠⢀⢪⡐⡜⡪⡊ ⣿⢽⡾⢹⡄⠕⡅⢇⠂⠑⣴⡬⣬⣬⣆⢮⣦⣷⣵⣷⡗⢃⢮⠱⡸⢰⢱⢸⢨⢌ ⣯⢯⣟⠸⣳⡅⠜⠔⡌⡐⠈⠻⠟⣿⢿⣿⣿⠿⡻⣃⠢⣱⡳⡱⡩⢢⠣⡃⠢⠁ ⡯⣟⣞⡇⡿⣽⡪⡘⡰⠨⢐⢀⠢⢢⢄⢤⣰⠼⡾⢕⢕⡵⣝⠎⢌⢪⠪⡘⡌ ⡯⣳⠯⠚⢊⠡⡂⢂⠨⠊⠔⡑⠬⡸⣘⢬⢪⣪⡺⡼⣕⢯⢞⢕⢝⠎⢻⢼⣀⠀ ⠁⡂⠔⡁⡢⠣⢀⠢⠀⠅⠱⡐⡱⡘⡔⡕⡕⣲⡹⣎⡮⡏⡑⢜⢼⡱⢩⣗⣯⣟ ⢀⢂⢑⠀⡂⡃⠅⠊⢄⢑⠠⠑⢕⢕⢝⢮⢺⢕⢟⢮⢊⢢⢱⢄⠃⣇⣞⢞⣞⢾ ⢀⠢⡑⡀⢂⢊⠠⠁⡂⡐⠀⠅⡈⠪⠪⠪⠣⠫⠑⡁⢔⠕⣜⣜⢦⡰⡎⡯⡾⡽

[@Zyphr24]

I am tired of Among us, but that is why I love it now…

[@whitewarrior0296]

Alpha: "This game is practically malware and I uninstalled it immediately afterwards" Also Alpha: *puts link to game in description*

[@whovo3059]

Got to get those bitcoins

[@corvidae_cadaver]

spreading the love

[@fishyrobo8896]

Not only is alpha back he brought the “NOT” series’s

[@perrobetto]

he was gone because he was looking for it

[@jamimurphy5849]

e's back

[@Asherbird25]

Thank u

[@shinyrayquaza9]

wym he was back last week

[@oogabooga8333]

I am so poggers

[@goldmagikarp9579]

This is literally ‘Among Us at home’ personified

[@Rafael-iq5su]

pretty much everything in the not series is "X game at home"

[@goldmagikarp9579]

@Kamran Hosseini There is one Kohl’s among us

[@dizzyheads]

IT's pretending to me Among us XD

[@PurpleAsshol]

Me: hears background music Also me: OH, DID U GET THE BROOM CLOSET ENDING? THEB ROOM CLOSET ENDING WAS MY FAVRITE!!1!

[@MigattenoBlakae]

YESSS Oh my god I need to go replay the Stanley Parable. I can’t remember any of the jokes now. Thank you for giving me something to do tomorrow

[@PurpleAsshol]

Your welcome I guess

[@astra8815]

YOU GET BANNED FOR SAYING "THE PRETENDER IS SUS" IN THE DISCORD SERVER FOR THIS GAME LMAAAO

[@sulkursell9130]

Ðere’s a Discord?

[@aisjump7423]

Are you speaking from experience?

[@Pigeon.mp4]

When the imitator is distrusful

[@spinzit3819]

Bro people should start speedrunning getting banned from their discord-

[@ori2363]

@@spinzit3819 yandev is quacking in his.......... wait what does he have

[@MW-jy2fb]

He has come back after a long deserved break from making us laugh for years.

[@IveGotTenCents]

ok.

[@Somerandomguy7778]

Yes

[@liamhall6702]

Yes

[@macrosan.]

Fortnite

[@izzygalax]

What a reply section. Very cool.

[@626lancer]

I was worried about the Not series "not" coming back, hehe. But in reality he talked about how he didn't like doing them because they were shitting on someone's game, someone put time and effort into it just to be shit on. But now it looks like he's gonna be doing shitty cashgrab knockoffs, so that's nice.

[@AztecCroc]

I mean, that was most of the series already though?

[@626lancer]

@@AztecCroc I mean the first episode was Paladins, so not all the games are shitty cashgrabs. A lot of games are just inspired.

[@goldenape3818]

Well this game is a Bitcoin miner so maybe not doing these was his plan buttttt BITCOIN MINER

[@Moony-Lighty]

Vinny, Jaiden, and Alpha in the same video? *THE POWER*

[@bear5425]

The game is “pretending” to be just a game

[@Iam-cz1ot]

Underrated

[@ThWrdKds]

@@Iam-cz1ot no

[@LordDragox412]

It's pretending not to be a cryptominer.

[@abelbeelen7453]

Alpha: **install’s a game that can kill his computer** that’s showbizz baby

[@ToadallyRadical]

I just realized, isn’t the imposter being tossed out the window a reference to that one office comic

[@DJays4]

Yeah lol

[@thewizo6848]

Think so

[@user-bo6vy5eg8g]

Don't you mean the Conspicuous Pretender?

[@L.Creeper]

Am I the only one that's noticing that "Pretend" uses the Stanley Parable Music instead of just background noise?

[@jonahweiss2124]

I think alpha may have been playing it actually but idk

[@ooooothatsshit158]

Wait...

[@skywardtardis]

You know it’s a whole new season of Alpharad when the outro song changes

[@Gratn]

what is the outro called? ITS SOO GOOD

[@ArchDragonGaming]

Truely

[@peopleperson2319]

@@Gratn I think alpharad made it

[@nikkoa.3639]

BRUH IT'S SO GOOD

[@Frostflame]

@@peopleperson2319 Ace of Hearts album sample??????????

[@on333]

I'm glad he's back and he stopped playing Among Us, that game was repetitive and easily to get bored of, now Pretend on the other hand, that's a great game.

[@c-affinity7545]

Same, Among Us is too overrated

[@sailorstarchild]

Among Us was so 2020.

[@rulamantic]

I love how at around 10:47 Vinny just starts playing synonyms for Imposter while everyone grinds the AC

[@MitskulpCh36]

Impressed with Vin's Bread Roll identification skills

[@mariosonicfan2010]

Nobody: Nobody at all: Vinny: *D e e p t h r o a t .*

[@Starroid]

Timestamp?

[@renderedusless]

The informant from the Watergate scandal?

[@darktrooper6857]

*MUF*

[@bulmrkt4609]

12:49 you’re welcome

[@Yeetuspow]

"It takes longer to install a virus" vinesauce knows better than anyone Lmao

[@clamdove3292]

except he's not the one who does windows destruction

[@KingCobra2287-r1j]

That’s Joel from Vargskelethor

[@CoolPlayersVic]

Wrong Vinesauce member

[@clamdove3292]

@@KingCobra2287-r1j *joel from vinesauce vargskelethor is just his username

[@KingCobra2287-r1j]

@@clamdove3292 shit. I forgot that

[@bitratebenny2856]

I'd like to begin replacing "Can it run Crisis?" with "Can it run Pretend?"

[@lemonisafruit5984]

But, can it run DOOM

[@Danewd98sChannelgaming]

@@lemonisafruit5984 of course it can’t. DOOM doesn’t mine Bitcoin.

[@Kahrokaan]

This brings back the “Not Minecraft” flashbacks.

[@happiestgamer2269]

Pretend purgatory is literally the funniest shit ever. You just get coughed at, then shot, and then coughed at again

[@spiderjedi9371]

Then stabbed

[@Depressed_Spider]

It's the power of Requiem.

[@bloodmuzzle]

Almost like real life

[@Czar_Khasm]

Alright, using the Stanley Parable’s OST when the game revolves around “employees” is pretty great

[@RedWithTheLongYoutubeHandle]

When Stanley went to enable one of two sabotages, he sabotaged the one on his left.

[@Shadowcreeper-ie3cf]

@@RedWithTheLongKZbinHandle We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but You're too shy to say it Inside, we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it And if you ask me how I'm feeling Don't tell me you're too blind to see Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you (Ooh, give you up) (Ooh, give you up) Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but You're too shy to say it Inside, we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

[@farlander2737]

Let’s “pretend” this game isn’t mining bitcoin

[@ChurnedButter]

Its actually pretty fun, it’s like .99 cents

[@florinsalamadevarat2139]

Amogus

[@moongirl-d9h]

“Your honor, my client was merely imposting” doesn’t work either, you know

[@PedroPerny]

How to win: Step 1: make them cold. Step 2: decrease the temp with an auto clicker

[@Mr_Careo]

Yes

[@krystallinekris]

They're working to make it a... Cold case.

[@rubysartandfunkin]

Step 3: grab a speaker and play spear of justice

[@crisperstorm]

Honestly love that Jaiden is just a regular playing with everyone now

[@Poluxdmc]

I'm here because of Jaiden

[@ItsVenti]

The game itself is an imposter It's "pretending" to not be malware

[@six_buck_dlc]

probably why its named Pretend

[@beansoclock8748]

hey, it's only a secret crypto miner!

[@SekaiEnjoyer]

It plays the kill animation even on cooldown. Me: Don't think of it as a bug, think of it as Golden Experience Requiem.

[@Jamie31166]

Is that a JoJo reference?

[@helios3557]

When the infiltrator gives away their status as such!

[@Manny_lol]

Ok but can we talk about how one of the kills is the Pretender pulling down their facemask and coughing onto an employee?

[@CaptainShenanigans42]

Manny, lol VGC Among us doesn't have such brave social commentary, this is an objectively better game

[@michaelepica3564]

the Pretender is actually coronavirus

[@bloodmuzzle]

@@michaelepica3564 Not social distancing? That's kinda conspicuous ngl.

[@Manny_lol]

@A Cheeseburger 11:45

[@michaelepica3564]

@@bloodmuzzle when coronavirus is sus

[@kwisowofer9872]

I don’t know, this game is pretty not born yesterday on the lookout.

[@unknownailas4207]

1:24 That top right comment had me wheezing

[@jsphn2008]

This man is genius. He managed to make money off of a virus game.

[@flashfire0375]

I guess you could say this video turned viral.

[@CyberCat3O]

@@flashfire0375 burn whatever you're watching this on and sell the ashes for a negative price

[@pancakecommanderandbowser2279]

@@CyberCat3O so he gives money

[@CyberCat3O]

@@pancakecommanderandbowser2279 exactly

[@hoenntrumpets]

The 'Not' series is back: Return of the King

[@Jared-W]

I made that joke first your not funny.

[@whitepencil8278]

Dislike me vids pls

[@Jared-W]

@@whitepencil8278 Shut up

[@snowbrute9036]

@@Jared-W nah stop the 🧢 Also where is the proof?

[@pancakecommanderandbowser2279]

@@Jared-W so if the joke wasn't funny and you made it...

[@superbird-ultimateknight]

The man, the myth, the legend is back and better than ever.

[@cringekid07]

Nice Meggy pfp

[@loudmouthace6473]

Guess who’s back back again funny mans back tell your friends

[@bryve6268]

When the pretender is distrustful 😳

[@erjhg-w5k]

*_PERTENDER_*

[@the_godbodor7026]

“The real game is, how fast can you click?” Me: Autoclicker Engaged

[@PV9000]

Y E S thats what i was thinking

[@michaelepica3564]

now people who use autoclicker just deserve to burn

[@floatycow3176]

Bro same

[@Aidswayz]

I love how Alpha is risking his computer for content, but hey, LIFE’S A GAMBLE BABY!

[@justcallmebase]

HELL YEAH

[@Afuro-Ougi2]

he could just be using a virtual machine

[@guyshu7821]

Life's a coin flip. It either happens or it doesn't.

[@catch7001]

I underestimated how good this video was going to be. The timing was consistently incredible on each part. If I were to recommend Alpha to someone, it would probably be this video. Amazing job as always, Jacob, but this is proof that you’re only getting better💙💙💙

[@PointsofData]

I thought you meant you would recommend this video watch alpha and man that was a logic trip

[@catch7001]

@@PointsofData I don’t speak English well so I apologize if my wording was not born yesterday on the lookout

[@scrabie5867]

man dont miss

[@cameronsmiljan9374]

I love the Buster reference lmao. "Do you really think someone would do that? Go on the internet and tell lies?" It's one of my favourite memes from Arthur lol

[@Shadrio]

3:38 - 4:00 **teleports behind you** "Nothing personal, kid" "N-N-Nothin- Noth- N-N-N-Nothing person- Nothin..." 4:02 "Nothing personal, kid"

[@jacobmoore2365]

When the world needed him most, he didn’t vanish.

[@timeink717]

Oil thief

[@saltypickles7219]

Yeah woooo

[@Enderlinkpawnu]

He only vanished because January is bad for ad revenue. Febuary is better so now he’s back

[@dacid9018]

And he masted all of the tasks and became the task master

[@locksteper64tm35]

@@dacid9018 Can't wait for "The Ultimate Employee" as the sequel to "The #1 Crewmate"

[@fruityfish8542]

Obligatory "and when the world needed him most he returned"

[@aliciaperez2780]

Yes

[@badatgamesguy5399]

Return of the king.

[@Cavman1123]

0:47 I think its funny that Edgeworth is saying that and not Phoenix

[@bruh._.961]

I can already hear it.. “Look, I get it: You’re tired of Among Us”

[@PoketrainerMS]

read the description lol

[@ThatMilesGuy]

yeah i fucking am tired of it

[@chipwhich]

So true

[@The_Stupid_Chuckler]

oh no

[@Zeldinion]

@@ThatMilesGuy Same here, but I'll still watch it because it's Alpharad.

[@GhalidiusTrident]

Binyot saying he's doing the vent task while he's imposter is one of the best jebaits I've ever seen.

[@BHRA78]

I don't know Vinny was in this at the beginning, hella cool

[@JojoTheVulture]

Pretender, what is this impostor you speak of?

[@WillytheTerryMain]

in these times of sus imposters and venting, all we can do is pretend.

[@HitInYourCommentSection]

I love how your profile picture is just a hit box

[@quarterstaff3514]

Lol you beat me to what the games name was

[@macrosan.]

Is power geyser that big

[@epicgamer342]

@@macrosan. it is

[@macrosan.]

@@epicgamer342 you truly are the epic gamer now that you responded

[@reagantorrey69]

2:48 This part is hilarious for me.

[@ArchivedTuxy]

Finally! I've been waiting for another upload for so long

[@blue_dot6842]

its a live stream

[@rakku4004]

He took a break

[@tiniest-scrub3559]

@@blue_dot6842 this is a premiere not a live stream

[@TCosmos-l0]

No I think it’s a live stream considering it’s not live right now

[@IveGotTenCents]

ok.

[@ghostly-toaster3766]

I can’t believe he back and with a “Not” video

[@n_0094]

Hopefully with more.

[@Aaronatorr]

I swear in these types of videos, Vinny's the dad, and everyone else is his kids, and Vinny just tries desperately to fit in with his kids

[@kewlkatzklub982]

you wouldn't have known Vinny was in this unless you knew who he was, always a fish out of water when trying to socialize with anyone

[@Loch32]

video title: not among us category: among us ah yes not among us

[@caganberacelik9420]

CAGANBER

[@nefariosgliscor]

This is the return that the "Not" series needed. Also be aware he has a channel with "Not" in the title.

[@snepderg]

Not only is this suspected of being a crypto miner, they also stole the Stanley Parable music 'Introducing Stanley' lol

[@stevenbobbybills]

I honestly wasn't sure if Jacob edited the music in or not.

[@snepderg]

@@stevenbobbybills It's possible, however I'm fairly certain that it's copyrighted; not only that, but it's in the trailer on the store page.

[@IsaacHND]

oh that's why it sounded familiar

[@snepderg]

@@IsaacHND Yeah, I tried contacting the publisher but my emails aren't going through right now.

[@bagfaceman1656]

@@snepderg there's a big surprise 😅

[@22yhjjjj]

The ending theme is different. We are truly in a new story arc.

[@Frostflame]

ITS SO GOOD

[@connor___]

Is it original?

[@Jaysic]

@Ebenezer O-G i'm trying to find it myself

[@flame6983]

I still see the switch in the garbage persona 5 music no matter what

[@yoshikikigs]

Ok what games should we play? FNAF Minecraft *Can we just play more among us?* >:[ 2:16