NOT ME BODYGUARDING: My FFVII Remake Journey

[@ETHomerin]

If Reno is a princess, is Rude a duchess? Speaking of bald guys, what if Gast and Ifalna's first real date was Gast took her to the bald bar in Junon after they escaped Shinra. And he was the one who came up with the bald bar idea in the first place lol 'I'm a young scientist in my twenties, I'm bald but I got swagger, and I'm going out with this last of a dying race perfect-10 in her thirties.' Ifalna liked them hot and brainy, Aerith likes them hot and strong. Confidence is key. Zack helps Cloud find his, Aerith helps Tifa find hers. Gast: "You just gotta own it, man!"

[@jazzy_okami]

LOL that'd be hilarious. The fact that they even put the bald bar is amazing, they have not lost their touch when it comes to random humor lol

[@ETHomerin]

Gast: "Hojo can't strut like me!"

[@jazzy_okami]

@@ETHomerin oh he DEFINITELY can't. He's not even allowed in the clurb! lol

[@JDavis4545]

I love Aerith but she be pulling Cloud into all sorts of business that ain’t his😂😂😂

[@jazzy_okami]

😂😂😂 Cloud be going through it

[@Step43099]

I believe that's why some people don't like them together lmao. Me personally I wouldn't be able to hang with Aerith for more than an hour or 2 at most I'm a lot like Cloud honestly