Not R Kelly! (Tipster's L0Li Debate Arc Parody)

Last year Tipster became best friends with Keffals and defended Loli
This year Tipster is still defending Loli
How time stands still ladies and gentlemen!
Lyrics:
Tipster: "I wanna talk to you."
Keffals: "The last time we talked, Mr. Simp, you reduced me to tears. I promise you it wont happen again"
Do I attract you?
Do I repulse you with my greasy smile?
Am I too dirty? Am I too flirty?
Do I like what you like?
I can't be wholesome, I want to grab some
I guess I'm a horny fat guy
Why don't you like me, why don't you like me
Without making me cry?
They try to say I'm R Kelly, mm
But I would never do that, ah
So I liked a bunch of loli, mm
I've gone entirely mad!
I could be brown, I could be blue
I could be violet sky
I could be purple, A full reversal
I could be anything you like
Gotta be clean
Nothing obscene
Gotta do everything pure
No Nick or Tommy
No more goth mommies
And no more discord e-whores
Tipster: "Getting angry doesn't solve anything."
How can I help it, how can I help it
How can I help what you think?
Another shot baby, another shot baby
Right down the drain like a sink
Why don't you like me, why don't you like me
Why don't you like what I sell?
Should I bend over? Should I roll over
Just to be put on your shelf
They try to say I'm R Kelly, mm
But I would never do that, ah
So I liked a bunch of loli, mm
I've gone entirely mad!
I could be brown, I could be blue
I could be violet sky
I could be purple, A full reversal
I could be anything you like
Gotta be clean
Nothing obscene
Gotta do everything pure
No Nick or Tommy
No more goth mommies
no more e-whores
Ill Say what you want to satisfy Keffals, hey
But you only want what everybody else says I should want
I want
I could be brown, I could be blue
I could be violet sky
I could be purple, A full reversal
I could be anything you like
Gotta be clean
Nothing obscene
Gotta do everything pure
No Nick or Tommy
No more goth mommies
And no more discord e-whores
Uuh, ah
Keffals: "Tipster, we're leaving!"
Ca-ching!
Lyrics by Me and Pimpin Pete
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Thumbnail and AI by @TyroneTheBirthController
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[@animelytical8354]

Sen-flipping-sational. Been subbed but not getting notified. And you've been dropping BANGERS

[@GekkoOne]

Tipster's Flamenco arc has a clear upside- more Mike gold!

[@kitty_woods19]

Tipster: Hm... I know I'll delete everything and play vid- Everyone: nah it's ok just retire

[@toxicdome4567]

Cheers my dude 🍻 Lollipop Chainsaw stream when?

[@MikeTheBike]

I've never played it but I'm not against the idea

[@Killer...]

banger, this song slaps hard.

[@pan4xolotl]

Holy fuck 😂😂😂😂 I feel like I should feel bad for laughing as hard as I am 😂😂

[@Demon_Nyxx]

ANOTHER BANGER MIKEEEEEE

[@RobertVillanti]

🔥 Two bangers in a row Let's Go!

[@Killroy090392]

I have a recommendation for more songs you do parody covers of, the 3 songs are by an Artist named Ren. First song is a cover of "Jenny's Tale" about Keffals, next is "Screech's Tale" about Tipster and the final one is "Violet's Tale" about Vaush

[@MaterMotely]

Fantastic!

[@IvanaSantini]

This is awesome!! Lmaoo

[@EmpressofYork]

whats this song a parody of?

[@MikeTheBike]

Grace Kelly by MIKA

[@sparkle_stacs]

I hate this

[@MikeTheBike]

:(

[@misspeachtails]

I love this

[@MikeTheBike]

@@misspeachtails :)