NOT THE BEES!! Reacting to "Wicker Man" - Nostalgia Critic

Original video: • Wicker Man (2006) - No...
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[@thehonestreviewer7754]

Yes, the episode that officially made Tamera a main member of the cast replacing Racheal who left to pursue her career (she was the woman who came back for the Nutcracker reviewer). However, as stated, her first appearance was in the Catwoman review. Also, don't feel too bad for Doug's nads; he got his revenge in the Ghost Dad review. Still waiting on those Fox Kids and Toonami reactions. Probably should get some popcorn and soda for how long they are.

[@ericb9252]

Same. I recommend them every week lol

[@theduckgoesmoo]

Ahhh I haven’t seen Racheal in many other ones honestly

[@ericb9252]

@@theduckgoesmoo She was good in the Catwoman and The Shining mini series reviews.

[@matthewvulpe3302]

Speaking of Catwoman, you should check out that review next. It features Doug making fun of a laughably terrible line in the movie that becomes a running joke throughout the review. (That line being "Male academia".)

[@BatmanFan76]

I remember this being the first Tamara episode, aside from the Catwoman review. Yeah, after this episode they made Tamara a permanent member to the cast, so that Critic can have a trio again.

[@DieselWeasel]

This is a lot more recent, but he did a review on the Nic Cage "FNAF ripoff" movie, Willy's Wonderland, three weeks ago. I found that one pretty fun.

[@calebgoodman3028]

It’s strange how there was a small boom of FNAF styled movies at that time. Around the same time as family and children’s shows being turned into horror movies. Both in the case of the Banana Splits.

[@mrroboshadow]

@@calebgoodman3028 oooh that reminds me we should get him to watch the Kill counts by Dead Meat

[@theduckgoesmoo]

Next!!

[@markusforsberg6741]

@@theduckgoesmoo how does it come that you have not seen anything or seen any movie in your life or heard about any actors have you been sleeping under a big heavy rock or did your mom and dad forbid you to watch movies or meet people or called movies the devils work.?????

[@TomahawkGaming-uh9ny]

@@theduckgoesmoo WARNING TO YOU! That movie gets youtube channels in trouble. Dead Meat is a good example.

[@MicaAnneArts]

The 1970s original Wicker Man is actually one of my favorite “horror” movies. I say that in quotes because I don’t really consider it that horrifying. It’s just relatively creepy xD

[@savvythedivineyethuggable7493]

23:14 When the furries are tired of being made fun of.

[@ericb9252]

Please react Nostalgia Critic reviews of Fox Kids and Toonami I also recommend his reviews of both Michael Bay Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movies he did with AVGN and Black Nerd Comedy.

[@calebgoodman3028]

Since you asked. Wicker are pliable twigs, usually willow, that are woven together to make baskets and furniture. As a bit of a country boy myself this is something I have seen often growing up.

[@alvaroperez2349]

31:38 where the infamous *”NOT THE BEES!!!”* meme came from.

[@anthonyeldridge4358]

"There are other Nicholas Cage fans?" Welcome to the Internet, good sir! The drinks are over to the left, the restrooms are down the hall by the Fanta fountain and the fridge is full of screaming memes. If you take a nap on the couch, a FNAF robot might pop up in front of your and scare the diarrhea out of you.

[@fluxgoodra9034]

Yes this is a remake. The original had Christopher (Saruman, Count Dooku, Willy Wonka’s dad) Lee aka the coolest guy ever as the main character.

[@drakeware655]

Those scenes of the girl getting hit by a truck were indeed in the movie

[@theduckgoesmoo]

That’s actually funny

[@grahammost270]

Just a history note: one of the first times a wicker man was mentioned was by Julius Caesar, he claimed that it was a way that the druids practiced human sacrifice.

[@theduckgoesmoo]

So kinda like this

[@HamoonRandoms]

lol, "why's he wearing a watch in his house?" oh you young buck, let me tell you a tale of the olden days...

[@ILikeCHEEZ9]

Nic Cage is an amazing dynamic indivudal that takes life by the horns and overcomes hurdles as tall as mountains. You can see it all in the smash hit biography The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent. I myself have viewed this life changing experience twice and do believe I will return to view again as I spread the word of his glory

[@nerdiboy5128]

Personally, I prefer the Christopher Lee version from the '70's. It was the primogenitor of 'Folk Horror' movies like _Midsommar_ , _The Dark Secret of Harvest Home_ , _Children of the Corn_ , and _The Witch_ . These movies tended to revolve around folklore, nature and pagan imagery, and often features a small community of strange people isolated from the rest of the world out in nature (such as a large and ancient forest, high altitude mountain villages, mysterious islands in the sea that don't appear on any map, dark and slimy swamps, or rocky badlands; generally inhospitable to most outsiders), who harbor a terrible secret, usually either that they pray to a dark god very unlike the Christian God (more like Ba'al or Moloch, the sort that involve human sacrifice, very X-rated orgies before a large disturbing idol, and wearing scary animal hides and make-up concocted from blood, bile, and feces), or are secretly a group of insane, inbred survivalist cannibals that eat any traveller unfortunate enough to wander too far off the beaten path, where no one will ever find them again. Basically, it's a fear that is based on tradition, superstition, beliefs, and perceptions handed down through the generations. To those that ascribe themselves to these traditions, sacrifices to dark gods or monsters are everyday occurrences; to the outsiders witnessing it, it often reveals the subjectivity of concepts like 'Normalcy,' 'Societal Truth' and what is or isn't considered 'Taboo,' forbidden. To these outsiders, they learn that their beliefs aren't universally held, and said beliefs will not protect them from the menace they find themselves against

[@BlahBlahWoofWoof12]

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little. Barry! Breakfast is ready! Ooming! Hang on a second. Hello? - Barry? - Adam? - Oan you believe this is happening? - I can't. I'll pick you up. Looking sharp. Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those. Sorry. I'm excited. Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son. A perfect report card, all B's. Very proud. Ma! I got a thing going here. - You got lint on your fuzz. - Ow! That's me! - Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. - Bye! Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house! - Hey, Adam. - Hey, Barry. - Is that fuzz gel? - A little. Special day, graduation. Never thought I'd make it. Three days grade school, three days high school. Those were awkward. Three days college. I'm glad I took a day and hitchhiked around the hive. You did come back different. - Hi, Barry. - Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good. - Hear about Frankie? - Yeah. - You going to the funeral? - No, I'm not going. Everybody knows, sting someone, you die. Don't waste it on a squirrel. Such a hothead. I guess he could have just gotten out of the way. I love this incorporating an amusement park into our day. That's why we don't need vacations. Boy, quite a bit of pomp... under the circumstances. - Well, Adam, today we are men. - We are! - Bee-men. - Amen! Hallelujah! Students, faculty, distinguished bees, please welcome Dean Buzzwell. Welcome, New Hive Oity graduating class of... ...9:15. That concludes our ceremonies. And begins your career at Honex Industries! Will we pick ourjob today? I heard it's just orientation. Heads up! Here we go. Keep your hands and antennas inside the tram at all times. - Wonder what it'll be like? - A little scary. Welcome to Honex, a division of Honesco and a part of the Hexagon Group. This is it! Wow. Wow. We know that you, as a bee, have worked your whole life to get to the point where you can work for your whole life. Honey begins when our valiant Pollen Jocks bring the nectar to the hive. Our top-secret formula is automatically color-corrected, scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured into this soothing sweet syrup with its distinctive golden glow you know as... Honey! - That girl was hot. - She's my cousin! - She is? - Yes, we're all cousins. - Right. You're right. - At Honex, we constantly strive to improve every aspect of bee existence. These bees are stress-testing a new helmet technology. - What do you think he makes? - Not enough. Here we have our latest advancement, the Krelman. - What does that do? - Oatches that little strand of honey that hangs after you pour it. Saves us millions. Oan anyone work on the Krelman? Of course. Most bee jobs are small ones. But bees know that every small job, if it's done well, means a lot. But choose carefully because you'll stay in the job you pick for the rest of your life. The same job the rest of your life? I didn't know that. What's the difference? You'll be happy to know that bees, as a species, haven't had one day off in 27 million years. So you'll just work us to death? We'll sure try. Wow! That blew my mind! "What's the difference?" How can you say that? One job forever? That's an insane choice to have to make. I'm relieved. Now we only have to make one decision in life. But, Adam, how could they never have told us that? Why would you question anything? We're bees. We're the most perfectly functioning society on Earth. You ever think maybe things work a little too well here? Like what? Give me one example. I don't know. But you know what I'm talking about. Please clear the gate. Royal Nectar Force on approach. Wait a second. Oheck it out. - Hey, those are Pollen Jocks! - Wow. I've never seen them this close. They know what it's like outside the hive. Yeah, but some don't come back. - Hey, Jocks! - Hi, Jocks! You guys did great! You're monsters! You're sky freaks! I love it! I love it! - I wonder where they were. - I don't know. Their day's not planned. Outside the hive, flying who knows where, doing who knows what. You can'tjust decide to be a Pollen Jock. You have to be bred for that. Right. Look. That's more pollen than you and I will see in a lifetime. It's just a status symbol. Bees make too much of it. Perhaps. Unless you're wearing it and the ladies see you wearing it. Those ladies? Aren't they our cousins too? Distant. Distant. Look at these two. - Oouple of Hive Harrys. - Let's have fun with them. It must be dangerous being a Pollen Jock. Yeah. Once a bear pinned me against a mushroom! He had a paw on my throat, and with the other, he was slapping me! - Oh, my! - I never thought I'd knock him out. What were you doing during this? Trying to alert the authorities. I can autograph that. A little gusty out there today, wasn't it, comrades? Yeah. Gusty. We're hitting a sunflower patch six miles from here tomorrow. - Six miles, huh? - Barry! A puddle jump for us, but maybe you're not up for it. - Maybe I am. - You are not! We're going 0900 at J-Gate. What do you think, buzzy-boy? Are you bee enough? I might be. It all depends on what 0900 means. Hey, Honex! Dad, you surprised me. You decide what you're interested in? - Well, there's a lot of choices. - But you only get one. Do you ever get bored doing the same job every day? Son, let me tell you about stirring. You grab that stick, and you just move it around, and you stir it around. You get yourself into a rhythm. It's a beautiful thing. You know, Dad, the more I think about it, maybe the honey field just isn't right for me. You were thinking of what, making balloon animals? That's a bad job for a guy with a stinger. Janet, your son's not sure he wants to go into honey! - Barry, you are so funny sometimes. - I'm not trying to be funny. You're not funny! You're going into honey. Our son, the stirrer! - You're gonna be a stirrer? - No one's listening to me! Wait till you see the sticks I have. I could say anything right now. I'm gonna get an ant tattoo! Let's open some honey and celebrate! Maybe I'll pierce my thorax. Shave my antennae. Shack up with a grasshopper. Get a gold tooth and call everybody "dawg"! I'm so proud. - We're starting work today! - Today's the day. Oome on! All the good jobs will be gone. Yeah, right. Pollen counting, stunt bee, pouring, stirrer, front desk, hair removal... - Is it still available? - Hang on. Two left! One of them's yours! Oongratulations! Step to the side. - What'd you get? - Picking crud out. Stellar! Wow! Oouple of newbies? Yes, sir! Our first day! We are ready! Make your choice. - You want to go first? - No, you go. Oh, my. What's available? Restroom attendant's open, not for the reason you think. - Any chance of getting the Krelman? - Sure, you're on. I'm sorry, the Krelman just closed out. Wax monkey's always open. The Krelman opened up again. What happened? A bee died. Makes an opening. See? He's dead. Another dead one. Deady. Deadified. Two more dead. Dead from the neck up. Dead from the neck down. That's life! Oh, this is so hard! Heating, cooling, stunt bee, pourer, stirrer, humming, inspector number seven, lint coordinator, stripe supervisor, mite wrangler. Barry, what do you think I should... Barry? Barry! All right, we've got the sunflower patch in quadrant nine... What happened to you? Where are you? - I'm going out. - Out? Out where? - Out there. - Oh, no! I have to, before I go to work for the rest of my life. You're gonna die! You're crazy! Hello? Another call coming in. If anyone's feeling brave, there's a Korean deli on 83rd that gets their roses today. Hey, guys. - Look at that. - Isn't that the kid we saw yesterday? Hold it, son, flight deck's restricted. It's OK, Lou. We're gonna take him up. Really? Feeling lucky, are you? Sign here, here. Just initial that. - Thank you. - OK. You got a rain advisory today, and as you all know, bees cannot fly in rain. So be careful. As always, watch your brooms, hockey sticks, dogs, birds, bears and bats. Also, I got a couple of reports of root beer being poured on us. Murphy's in a home because of it, babbling like a cicada! - That's awful. - And a reminder for you rookies, bee law number one, absolutely no talking to humans! All right, launch positions! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Black and yellow! Hello! You ready for this, hot shot? Yeah. Yeah, bring it on. Wind, check. - Antennae, check. - Nectar pack, check. - Wings, check. - Stinger, check. Scared out of my shorts, check. OK, ladies, let's move it out! Pound those petunias, you striped stem-suckers! All of you, drain those flowers! Wow! I'm out! I can't believe I'm out! So blue. I feel so fast and free! Box kite! Wow! Flowers! This is Blue Leader. We have roses visual. Bring it around 30 degrees and hold. Roses! 30 degrees, roger. Bringing it around. Stand to the side, kid. It's got a bit of a kick. That is one nectar collector! - Ever see pollination up close? - No, sir. I pick up some pollen here, sprinkle it over here. Maybe a dash over there, a pinch on that one. See that? It's a little bit of magic. That's amazing. Why do we do that? That's pollen power. More pollen, more flowers, more nectar, more honey for us. Cool. I'm picking up a lot of bright yellow. Could be daisies. Don't we need those? Copy that visual. Wait. One of these flowers seems to be on the move. Say again? You're reporting a moving flower? Affirmative. That was on the line! This is the coolest. What is it? I don't know, but I'm loving this color. It smells good. Not like a flower, but I like it. Yeah, fuzzy. Chemical-y. Careful, guys. It's a little grabby. My sweet lord of bees! Candy-brain, get off there! Problem! - Guys! - This could be bad. Affirmative.

[@theduckgoesmoo]

Sigh

[@Pylo-ry6ff]

Okay. Only going to address the first sentence here but that's a myth. That came from an attempt by a mathematician (aka, not a biologist) to model bee flight using the formulas for fixed wing aircrafts. As you can imagine this didn't work very well.

[@qaareereader8221]

Nicolas Cage Bear Jokes 25:39

[@SilvaCrow30]

I don't know why his review on the Wicker man always makes me laugh.😂 Can you react to Nostalgia Critic review of 1999 The Mummy and the Mummy Returns?

[@theduckgoesmoo]

Oooh those are good ideas

[@dragonlynx9969]

The bear joke about Golden Crips is from his cereal mascots videos. Watch it some time. It's great.

[@CadenzaKatie]

Back in highschool i found a printed page of Nicholas Cage images. I picked it up and called it my "page of fucks" and if someone said something i cared about i tore off a picture and gave it to them.

[@cjkalandek996]

You named off Nicolas Cage movies you've seen, being _National Treasure_ and _Gone In 60 Seconds._ If haven't seen these ones, I recommend you see _The Rock_ (best Michael Bay movie) and _Con Air._ ESPECIALLY _Con Air._

[@theduckgoesmoo]

Hmmm maybe

[@cdgaming243]

I recommend watching his review for movie 43. It will surprise you

[@SilverHairedFreak25]

You should totally follow this up with the Face/Off review, as it was what capped off the Nicolas Cage Month.

[@mikecabral2420]

One of the bear references in the photo album is from the movie The Country Bears, another movie he reviewed. You should watch that NC review, it's hilarious.

[@morganrusnai4579]

Just for context, the whole him passing out from the bees and why he killed one and was freaking out screaming "not the bees" is cause his character was allergic to them.. so yeah. probably would have died from those cg bees.

[@theduckgoesmoo]

Oh most definitely

[@BlazeWriter]

If you’re in the mood for more Nicolas Cage & since you’re reacting to Game Theory’s FNAF videos, how about you watch NC’s review of Willy’s Wonderland.

[@theduckgoesmoo]

Next week

[@futuregadgetlabmember5320]

Ah yes... The bear jokes he's made from Top 11 Awkward Christopher Walken Moments (or just the Country Bears review) Care bears 2 Alaska Avengers (Not the Marvel one)

[@futuregadgetlabmember5320]

The Fox Kids and Toonami may an hour each, but they're both good enough that they don't feel like an hour.

[@mephilesthedarkfalcon8708]

Since he mentioned Christopher Walken, react to top 11 weirdest Christopher Walken Moments

[@DJStrike]

Since you watched his Disney Afternoon one, you should watch his video on Toonami or Fox Kids. You might see some shows you know in those.

[@brandong3469]

Nostalgia critic theme came from his Moulin Rouge review

[@summerrose8110]

18:03- The misandry in this movie predicted how there's women who treat men like that now. 19:17- Both misogyny and misandry hurt society as a whole. 25:37- Best bear jokes ever.

[@DCLeadboot]

If you're curious where the Critic first got that theme of his from, you might check out his musical Moulin Rouge review someday...

[@TheFrugalVideoGamer]

At some point, you have to watch the two Uwe Boll movie reviews - "Alone in the Dark" and "Bloodrayne" - there's also the "Tamara's Never Seen!" series, where she posts her reactions to various movies she's never seen.

[@MoostachedSaiyanPrince]

You're FINALLY reacting to a Nicolas Cage NC Review that's also part of Nicolas Cage Month! This is one of the only times I've ever stopped in the middle of a video I was actively watching to watch something else. Please watch the rest of Nicolas Cage Month. It's legitimately great.

[@theduckgoesmoo]

Ayyy you’ll like next weeks video then!

[@SyxxPunk]

Spoony! He's the one with the longer hair in the ending, I highly suggest his reviews. The problem is they are quite long multi-parters, and some of the reviews can be very niche. At the same time, his reviews of Yor: Hunter from the Future and Final Fantasy XIII are great, definitely check them out!

[@mrroboshadow]

yeah spoony was great...till he kinda went a bit nuts nowadays he sometimes streams on youtube or just spends all his time on twitter

[@BurningRubber454]

The more obvious the joke the more it needs to be addressed

[@itsturniptime3699]

So here’s a fun fact about bumblebees They do not in fact follow the common laws of aviation and should have no right to fly via the laws of aviation. Instead, bees fly via brute force. They flap their wings so hard and so fast that they just gain altitude

[@theduckgoesmoo]

Imagine if they evolved

[@Pylo-ry6ff]

That's a myth. Bumble bees flight makes perfect sense if you model how their wings actually work instead of using equations for fixed wing aircraft.

[@arlenfreeman3439]

It is a myth that science proved bubblebees are not aerodynamic; science has in fact, _disproved_ it. Experiments show that viscosity at the scale of small insects means even small wings can move a reletively large volume of air. It helps that bubblebee wings are not rigid and flap in swooping motions.

[@ceruleanwalker1069]

Ah the Nick Cage review. I'd like to see you watch his moulin rouge review or Face Off.

[@rafaelpando7052]

Not the memes!

[@van8ryan]

I love your reactions, man, but after that "WHAT IS A WICKER?" question................I'm sincerely asking, "...........HOW SHELTERED ARE YOU????"

[@theduckgoesmoo]

Not at all actually

[@dynaman7329]

Please react to Nostalgia Critic's review of Ghost Dad, it came after his review of Wicker Man.

[@miguelmercadoFC]

Do his "Ernest Saves Christmas" Video then do his "Fuck Ups" trilogy

[@JJMDude]

The guy in the yellow Caligula shirt at the end is a special fellow called Spoony. He dropped stopped making content a long time ago for a lot of controversial reasons... but it must be said that his stuff was, and remains, some of the funniest review content on the Internet. Don't be afraid to check it out for yourself!

[@brendangoodell6233]

If you liked this, you should probably do face/off, it was the first review in the Nick Cage month, really awesome one as well.

[@McMemeTME]

I dare you to react to “I ruined a Minecraft server with animation” Lmao

[@Midori_Sleazoid]

Over a quarter of the population of Illinois lawfully own guns, it isn't as easy as some other states, but you can own a gun.

[@theduckgoesmoo]

They’re one of the few states if not the only state that requires conceal handgun permits to be licensed for specific caliber

[@miraclecomics]

1:35 definitely check out the Catwoman review

[@diannemacneil4703]

Please watch Ghost Stories for Halloween. If you like abridged series you'll love this. And it's only 20 episodes long.

[@Gusername]

it would be cool if you reacted to nostalgia critics review of bridge to terabithia

[@miraclecomics]

9:15 you saw GET OUT

[@Desiremademanifest]

27:01 *looks at the Renfield movie coming out soon* Well that... aged...

[@daysand123]

Why would you ask why someone would wear a watch in their house? You wear something like that long enough it feels wrong to not wear it when you aren't sleeping.

[@mets2128]

NO NOT THE MEMES! NOT THE MEMES!

[@nyom0067]

You should react to His rapsody street kids review

[@crcoghill]

yeeeah~ there was a lot of bear related movies he has watched and reviewed.

[@espenbuhaugsveinungsen]

I have a request. could you react nostalgia critic talk about ghost rider?

[@Angyali]

Top-11 Bear-jokes: 25:40

[@therobertshow2newandimprov18]

Day 30 of asking if you can please react to "PROP HUNT IN REAL LIFE" by Couch Cast?

[@Darkorinth1]

I'd love to see you do his weirdest Jack and The Beanstalk video. kzbin.info/www/bejne/ppO2XqOLhMdka7M

[@slashermaster28]

Kinda funny how this was the only time he had her act specifically like this in one of his reviews. I'm glad he didn't use this personality for her again as it got old pretty fast.

[@ladonnapogue8599]

React to james bond vs john wick

[@hermannmakuta3311]

Please do "Batman v Superman - Nostalgia Critic" next

[@Ashurman666]

8:26 Doug's effects aren't that good so yes that is in the movie itself. Something you'd understand if you actually listened to what NC is saying. 9:54 He's allergic. Which he says right after he kills the bee... 18:17 Bees definitely DO just attack you if you move near their hive.

[@rolyngeorges7315]

I love the original movie a lot better than this stupid remake.

[@miraclecomics]

Also what’s your full discord username