NOT the hugh dancy gay audio book (by nightfall - michael cunningham)

[@robertstauffer5579]

Horrible and boring !!! No SEX !!!

[@greywhite4338]

Thanks for the warning.

[@cas7230]

BYE LMAO I THOUGHT U WERE SERIOUS-

[@BluebirdJay999]

Fodase

[@cxcteau2664]

LMAOOO

[@yanderedevstan4679]

robert down bad 😞

[@cameronsadam]

hugh narrating sex is the funniest thing i’ve ever heard oh my god help

[@lhanberry2261]

this is just will Graham laying around his house writing a novel.

[@theblinndspiral]

Really though!!

[@itsjess1694]

Hugh Dancy saying the word “clitoris” in the voice of Will Graham is sending me 😂😂😂

[@Oneperfectrose]

TIMESTAMP PLEASE

[@7bladesky890]

@@Oneperfectrose 1:32:10

[@rajprasad2670]

I’m deceased

[@WOWOWOWOOWOWOWAHHHHHHHHHHH]

this is my ̶d̶e̶s̶i̶g̶n̶ clitoris

[@gocrazy7201]

the virginian accent fucking KILLED me i think hugh should’ve done THAT voice for will graham

[@gocrazy7201]

hugh dancy i would pay you to say jasper twilightmovies cullen’s battle scars line in that stupid accent

[@gocrazy7201]

oh also i can not NOT recommend this book enough. it’s horrible it’s just really bad i only came for the one line that we all came here for. you know the one. the tiktok one. it’s an hour and a half in and the book sucks the entire time

[@unicornalq11]

@@gocrazy7201 the book doesn’t suck, it’s just slow burn

[@Connors_interestingopinions]

Character development

[@diorsse]

1:31:26 will's inner monologue everytime he sees hannibal

[@lovebtslovebts7653]

😂

[@nutellafan770]

HELP

[@mrfizzles]

😭😭

[@spoopyjhope]

HELPPP

[@liimonmon]

I DO NOT SPEAK ENGLISH AND THIS DOES NOT HAVE SUBTITLES, I AM MAKING A GREAT EFFORT TO UNDERSTAND 7 HOURS OF AN AUDIOBOOK JUST FOR HUGH DANCY

[@TheCockDestroyer]

same, wish me luck

[@IaraLuhdud-mg7mo]

Yo

[@Namjinisreal7]

Yo (mi A1 de inglés no es suficiente 😔)

[@Elizabeth-ow5pb]

Same, hopefully my B2 can make it through!

[@st4rfangz]

it now has subtitles fyi

[@ariabriacria]

why he doin the will graham accent

[@mar-rv2qb]

it's the only american accent he can do let him live sgjdshkdhd

[@queen0fhell193]

OMG now I'm picturing Will Graham, with a glass of whiskey in hand, surrounded by dogs, reading the book out loud

[@coribug42]

@@queen0fhell193 I would love to be one of the dogs.

[@ceilingfan2358]

it makes it so much funnier

[@diorsse]

it's his design

[@vvermin]

1:31:26 is why I’m here- but now I’m genuinely interested in the whole story

[@HoneyDimon]

Iconic line

[@melangellslamb]

God i was not ready for the immediate intensity 👀👀🙈

[@kuro-kuromi32]

@@melangellslamb rewind like 30 seconds it’s so WILD

[@dragonite-boi]

i have NO idea how i got here (or what this audio book is in the first place) but i clicked on this timestamp and the first thing I hear is hugh fucking glancy saying “strADDLE a diCK” what the hell is going on here lmao im genuinely confused

[@dragonite-boi]

also why tf did i misspell his last name that way omg

[@cfstockerrrrrrrrr2404]

This is what will did in the cabin with his 8 dogs when he wasn’t hallucinating or when the jack wasn’t making him profile Hannibal

[@Too_CloseToTheSun]

1:12:48 Not his accent slipping on "Shower." The irony is real.

[@beany10123o]

Hahahahahahhahahhahah

[@spoopyjhope]

LOL

[@DoodilyDoo777]

I’m deaddd😭😂

[@yutaizms]

This is my design.

[@faelixyy4931]

CRYING

[@a_platypus]

time stamp every time I snorted with laughter, to be updated: 22:40 doop doop dee doop 31:13 expert 32:17 ohohohohoh 1:31:26 (of course) 1:59:07 muOrNiNg pEtEuR 2:03:31 cHICkens 3:52:50 lol it's the contemplative way he says it 3:53:03 please don't actually say this I'm begging you now fully complete!! there's probably more funny timestamps later in the book but honestly once you've reached the 4 hour mark nothing can surprise you anymore

[@Anna-Michelle744]

Thank you! 😊

[@clarity8845]

Doing God's work

[@cassandra_cassowary]

I literally clicked on this video bc it tried to autoplay from some other hannibal video, I knew NOTHING about it, I started clicking timestamps on this comment and fucking shit did I nearly get whiplash 😭😭 time to leave

[@quintonhjv1559]

Bro, the ohohohoh🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@a_platypus]

@@cassandra_cassowary lmao I'm so sorry, take comfort in the knowledge that that's probably the funniest way possible you could have found out about this audiobook

[@cas7230]

wow this slime tutorial is great, i love whoever voiced it over!

[@beany10123o]

Hahahahahhahah

[@bottledsoup239]

I like how his accent and the audio quality makes this sound like half life dialogue

[@vampyrpunk]

DOING GODS WORK THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE

[@sidward8390]

OMG HI SKYLERHFIWKFF THIS IS SID

[@askmewhocandiceis]

DACLSJVKDAJV HUGH DANCY SUPREMACY 🙏🙏

[@squid4089]

Hugh dancy saying my clitoris is definitely something

[@nordenlights]

let's make a petition and ask Hugh to read a Hannibal fanfic of his choice for us. We know he reads them, so...

[@nanelikahya9949]

HE READS THEM?

[@Minrxy]

@@nanelikahya9949 yeah, apparently he's sent a few to Mads before too lol

[@nanelikahya9949]

@@Minrxy lol what!?? Where did they state that. This is so funny

[@WOWOWOWOOWOWOWAHHHHHHHHHHH]

@@nanelikahya9949 "Hannibal: A Delicious Reunion - Nerdist House" uploaded by Nerdist, 48:10 is where the topic gets brought up

[@nonottoday5949]

@@nanelikahya9949 Mads said it at a con so I don’t think Hugh wanted that getting out but 😭

[@mar-rv2qb]

can we please talk about his little german accent?? im DYING to talk about his little german accent

[@HoneyDimon]

Omg yesssssssss it was the besttttttt! Every time he'd do that accent I would crack up like crazyyyy

[@townjester8488]

Omg or the little Russian one for Elena

[@bloominghead8311]

I need the timestamp omg

[@chasingstars4]

does someone have the timestamp? 😭

[@haneul.7952]

Guys please timestamp

[@emycakes8663]

I just used this for background noise whilst i worked because i love Hugh’s voice. I zoned out on the first 1 or 2 hours but damn that ending is depressing af.

[@im_suing]

that one phone call rendered me absolutely sobbing this man knows how to narrate a god damn book

[@awaterlily]

I just like to listen to his voice and pretend Will Graham is reading to me.

[@consumethelegumes6078]

this is what he read to Abigail while she was in a coma

[@Fernnald]

@@consumethelegumes6078I wanted to imagine it too but the subject matter was just way too weird to pull it off

[@klevered]

on the off chance that this gets taken down i will post it on another site! also im putting the timestamps in the comments as well :) 00:00 Ch 1 - A Party 40:36 Ch 2 - The Bronze Age 1:14:18 Ch 3 - Her Brother 1:58:50 Ch 4 - Art History 2:44:45 Ch 5 - Fratricide 3:32:57 Ch 6 - Nighttown 4:14:56 Ch 7 - An Object of Incalculable Worth 5:06:13 Ch 8 - Prize Chickens 5:53:40 Ch 9 - In Dreams

[@ci3xx]

thank you so much for posting this!!!

[@astraea9260]

thank you for doing god's work! im downloading it just in case 😂

[@sofiamiller7707]

me: oh, he’s talking about new york. i’m from there hugh: *name drops my hometown* me: WH-

[@kaikarWong]

1:31:26 IS THIS HIS DESIGN!?

[@littlemissfoff]

😭😭

[@ainsleyviolet7063]

Cooking videos are really my favorite type of content. More of this please!

[@ceilingfan2358]

the Will voice enhances the experience

[@to_be_consumed]

1:31:12 this is the funniest thing I've ever heard oh my god

[@dumbmusorowan]

oh no the way he says clitoris lmaooo this is so uncomfortable

[@burpie3258]

asdfghjhgfdsdfg

[@brave-antics7467]

That reminds me of that one time I caught a turtle humping a rock and his pp was about a foot long

[@jflauto3917]

@@brave-antics7467 um what

[@lillymauldin]

Get it before it’s gone kids

[@Captain.Jimmy.L]

Was anyone else waiting for him to say "this is my design"

[@trobertson3951]

This would be so funny if he read this in his normal accent-

[@zorika6554]

god, I love this so much, peter has such a rich inner life. But...if he'd just talk about the things he reflects on I don't think he'd be having such a crisis.

[@klevered]

7 months late but you're the only bitch in here that understands this novel. thank you.

[@juniperberryyyy]

literally. so many lines include "he didn't talk to people about it", maybe he just needs to let himself have a conversation with someone

[@lmikosa]

I imagine Will reading this outloud to annoy Hannibal

[@star_gazer3374]

Came for Hugh Dancy, stayed for the actually book. Missy is definitely my favorite character ngl

[@rdkuless]

Michael Cunningham's books: "a home at the end of the world" made in to a brilliant movie, Brilliant story of two boys that met out of a bad circumstance, became inseparable friends, first time lovers, then transitioned in to an open relationship with a woman. The story was very real to life and touching. And "Flesh and Blood" was an amazing portrait of a multi-generational family story. This book was like paint on a canvas that came to life. By the end, the reader felt like they were friends with every character.

[@cas7230]

5:16:25 idk why this is so funny

[@brave-antics7467]

Ohhoohoohoohoo

[@jflauto3917]

whohoohoohoohoohoo

[@beeperspeepers]

I love you so much omg. For clarification this is definitely not a gay audio book

[@Houseproudasamotherhen]

Anyway, wading through the annoying and immature comments I want to say that this is a very well written story. Thank you for posting it.

[@PeterParker-pg4sv]

Hi, literally losing my mind. First off, thanks so much for posting this. a True King. Secondly,,, im, djenjdkwkd-- just finished listening to it and i need to vent/rant/talk about the ending so badly but i can't without giving spoilers 😭 But thank you again so much for sharing this audio with us, truly blessed

[@klevered]

dm me on tumblr and we can complain together!!!!

[@me_ugh9565]

@@klevered aye can I come too, because I listened to this like a month ago and it ruined my life. All I feel is anger.

[@amari6229]

pls vent here in the comments where ppl cant see unless they click see comments

[@crowley9832]

yes please! i think we all need some group therapy after that

[@milathomas7764]

@@crowley9832 I am so ready for group therapy. The ending honestly made me so mad I had to write myself a sequel to just fix it

[@blehhhehehaj]

the will graham accent is physically disintegrating me

[@ThatMissQuin]

It's not what I expected but I loved it. Thank you. I will be buying this book on audible.

[@pencey5537]

i’m going to pee myself

[@theshockinglyeloquentdog9945]

"pee"

[@ratboygutz3763]

me too waauagsgjfs

[@rosem.8781]

50:15 just so i can come back!!! thanks so much for uploading this!!!

[@rosem.8781]

1:32:49

[@rosem.8781]

2:44:44

[@rosem.8781]

3:32:57

[@rosem.8781]

4:15:00

[@gdhdjhrhdj4009]

you are literally doing god's work. i dont know how to thank you enough 🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤

[@cozycreaturecorner]

incredible work, thank you for feeding us 🙏🏻😔

[@chernika1280]

Люблю слушать голос Хью Денси. Я плохо знаю английский язык, только начинаю его изучать. У Хью отличная дикция, он не глотает окончания, и границы слов на слух вполне понятны. Спасибо, что выложили это ❤

[@csxphiq]

i can actually picture him reading this out loud as will graham

[@Alice-cl9cf]

OH GOD THE SOUTHERN ACCENT

[@alexwiseman9910]

This book has taken an emotional toll on me ack

[@juniperberryyyy]

same

[@funkyskee]

I’m tryna fall asleep to this because I don’t wanna be alone with my thoughts 🧑🏽‍🦯🧑🏽‍🦯🧑🏽‍🦯🧑🏽‍🦯 thank you for thiz

[@sidward8390]

thank u for uploading this omg ...

[@burpie3258]

CAN SOMEONE GIVE SOME CONTEXT??? WHY IS HUGH DANCY NARRATING THIS STORY

[@burpie3258]

dang, 6 min in and i already hate this book

[@theblinndspiral]

@@burpie3258 yeah it’s pretty boring

[@IHATEINHUMANS]

@@theblinndspiral the book it's not aimed for a public like you then

[@Faced2Thyme]

@IHATEINHUMANS Frr I love how boring the book is😩

[@lottalove2449]

I like Hugh Dancy a lot, but man... to listen to him for 7and 1/2 hours? O-O

[@peachy_00]

1:19:49 threw me for a loop considering Hugh was Daniel Deronda lol

[@anon9722]

If anybody ever describes the profile of my face as "archaic" I'm throwing hands

[@billy3772]

watching this before it gets deIeted ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

[@klevered]

i’ll put it back up. they can’t stop me.

[@lillymauldin]

@@klevered good sir you are amazing

[@Memories_in_Chains]

Honestly I thought this book will be boring but it was surprisingly good. Amazingly read by the one and only Hugh Dancy.

[@nietzscheantrout5949]

Does anyone know where I can just find 1:31:26 ?

[@catbox1677]

WHAT THE FYCKS DJDNDHDUSJDHDND

[@Joyful_Jo_]

AHHAHAHAHA THANK U FOR TIMESTAMP LMFAO

[@for.tax.reasons]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/qJyoamabmJ2jqtE It's been a year but here you go

[@cas7230]

me and the fannibals hate mizzy

[@madimarie9854]

Thank you so much for this gift 🙏

[@trobertson3951]

come sail away come sail away a doopdedoopdedoop i love this

[@liv2762]

UGH ILYSM 😩🙏

[@willg437]

as a whole this story is like basic and the protagonist is...well. yknow. and i am interested in hearing the train wreck that awaits as i keeo lsitening but ngl the line 'please god, send me skmething to adore' kinda hits

[@melonpope666]

just finished....waow...thought this would be something pretentious and kinda dumb with the occasional funny line but it "really and truly" kinda hit... he is the best narrator to have a 7 hour long existential crisis to

[@swagapino56]

genuine question but i wonder how hugh dancy felt while reading this story

[@marmina1283]

I'm thinking many thoughts

[@bluegummybear8667]

not sure what i was expecting going into this but hugh dancy using an american accent for the entire thing certainly WAS NOT what i was expecting 😭

[@rajprasad2670]

saving this to my watch later

[@maliaspase8449]

ай джаст вонтед ту страддл зе дик оф зет биг ступид бой, ай диднт лайк хим, бат эт зет момент ай вонтед ту фак хим мор зен айд эвер вонтед ту ду энифинг ин май лайф

[@klevered]

jokes on you queen i can read russian 😌

[@klevered]

thank you for you effort tho ily

[@starsong3]

no we all know what line brought us here but can we talk about “oh all you immigrants and visionaries, what do you hope to find here? who do you hope to become?” (2:02:38 for context+line) like HELLO???? WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT

[@sozulin]

1:31:28 PISSING MYSELFFFF

[@nena73]

WHAT RHE FUCK IS GOING ONNN LMFAOOOOO

[@starrdeneweth3106]

This is the only thing downloaded on my phone

[@jae.lorin.]

IM FUCKING CRYING HOLY SHIT😭💀

[@willgraham2864]

well this is awkward.

[@theblinndspiral]

Why does he say tomatoes like that

[@lemonadetheworld]

this is literally cursed i just want to know how much they payed him for this because it somehow sounds A LOT like the Google translate voice

[@Tesla-go-vroom]

I thought the clip i heard about this book was ai but pop off hugh pop off..

[@grantgrant7230]

This was one of the best.

[@simoneas8841]

By Nightfall by Michael Cunningham About a rich man who has midlife crisis. Not a romantic novel.

[@mia-mh5nj]

4:21 ignore this i just need to save

[@ivanabrehas6608]

Bless you. Thank you for this

[@aleksandratopchii7110]

i'm just putting my own timestamps to know where i left, don't mind me lol 9.12. 1:56:50

[@oliver-jh]

Manic dream girl (boy) mizzy and weird little creature (man) peter

[@marmina1283]

wow you liked that huh?

[@jadynstickwood1755]

Bookmark 1:09:45

[@mathpunksimp4100]

DONT LISTEN TO THE SEX SCENES ON 2X

[@melangellslamb]

I feel like i shouldn't be hearing this, oh boy 👀🙈😂

[@jaredhansen3991]

His little German accent reminds me of the Netherland twins from Big Mouth

[@jachompw5235]

THANK YOU

[@Starbornjude]

2:13:32 - 2:13:53 wow 🥺

[@yutaizms]

14:41 for myself

[@annasfolklore]

it's the 1:32:30 for me

[@tomosobi3603]

3:53 saving my place lmfao

[@Avery-un4he]

Hey bestie, any way I could get a link to download the original slime tutorial files from you? It'd be so nice to be able to listen to these slime instructions on my way to work.

[@klevered]

fandomfrey.tumblr.com/post/181691027078/if-anyones-interested-heres-hugh-dancy-reading

[@klevered]

this is where i got it from!

[@butterball2394]

why didn’t i know this was a thing- i mean- it’s not bad but this isbfidifkkd

[@burpie3258]

i- it's bad...

[@zharapatterson]

@@burpie3258 Stop, listening moron.

[@Boggler1]

@@zharapatterson what’s your issue?

[@annelionheart4038]

@@burpie3258 newsflash this is a good piece of literature by a gay man just bc u think it's embarrassing doesn't make it bad

[@burpie3258]

@@annelionheart4038 I didn't say it was embarrassing, I said it was bad 🌝

[@rajprasad2670]

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS LSLSKSKSKSKSKSKSK HUGH WHY DID YOU DO THIS BESTIE

[@kuro-kuromi32]

YO CHAPTER THREE HAS ME SCREAMING WHAT IS GOING ON???????? “you were a NICE girl” nobody TALKS LIKE THAT?????

[@kuro-kuromi32]

also, Mr dancy talking in a woman’s voice talking about the female ~sexual experience~ is WILD i need to stop this book is a gross comedy and i can’t stop laughing whenever he talks about sex because his voice is beautiful but the content is gross incel fetishes jfc

[@burpie3258]

@@kuro-kuromi32 oh god

[@ci3xx]

that was insane