"Not to brag, but I made six figures last year"

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[@nyvkroft6530]

That's terrible - must be spiff.

[@JamieAubrey]

I saw the title and as soon as I clicked on it I was like, "yeah this is going to be some kind of miniature figures joke"

[@Rayrules2201]

Love these! Keep them coming

[@EyeBallGamers]

I just watched a short of an old clip of Simon and sips and Simon made a joke saying that sips should just read tweets on KZbin for easy content

[@HIPP05]

i had to sit with spiff joke for like 2 minutes before i got it, it’s so funny

[@randomperson8405]

Just scrolled down to this, haven't watched these guys in years, looks like they have aged decades.

[@luxinvictus9018]

But somehow their humour is still roughly the same. Except Lewis became the crazy one and Simon became the same one.

[@luxinvictus9018]

Sane*

[@rat...]

is this your first time learning about the passage of time?

[@Dangonyon]

I haven’t watched the Yogscast in about seven years. When did Lewis become a vampire with a man bun please?

[@edwardguest1404]

During covid. Cut his hair back again now. Should watch the charity jingle jam stuff now though

[@notforwantoftrying1]

Had the same thought, also what's with simon's hair, it looks like an overgrown monk's hairstyle, but why is it so freaking wispy?

[@hhjhj393]

@@notforwantoftrying1 They are balding british nerds just let em live their lives.

[@Isloff]

Im just loving these shorts

[@BunzJackson]

they're comfortable and easy to watch.

[@Wheatbreadsauce]

“My father was a funko pop” is an absolute hall of fame line 😂

[@Wheatbreadsauce]

It’s also the hardest I’ve ever heard Schlunket laugh

[@lethys14]

These are brilliant

[@blakebrenton120]

Water park... This is Boba! Who else goes to a water park? Yeah it's gotta be an American Ahahahahahah

[@x.s5162]

My kids autistic and has same sensory problem with underwear but they fixed it buy going commando only and only loose swim trunks for swimming.

[@A_Ereira]

I don't get the Spiff joke. Is the joke that 6 figures = 6 toys? Like a figurine or something?

[@jamescarroll384]

Yeah like an action figure. Figure as figurine exactly as you say

[@A_Ereira]

@@jamescarroll384 Damn, that *is* a shit joke.

[@Thetruepianoman]

@@A_Ereira was it worth asking? Haha

[@Dogtles]

Is English not your first language?

[@bennuter]

yes the joke is i made 6 figures would imply multiple hundreds of thousands of insert but in this context it means figurines

[@zsdmrtzmrde]

Spiff better make a poll on how good that burn is

[@quietusplus1221]

Hmmm... I never thought about my cheeks touching. Now I am and she has a weird point?

[@lisastormo5803]

Which episode is this from?

[@yogscastshorts]

We made this special for TikTok, and now we're posting it here for you guys on KZbin! :)

[@hxtel]

Wtf boba

[@Klekowksii]

Hey Simon, why shouldn't you wear Ukrainian underwear? Because Chernobyl fall out.

[@SomeGuy_Somewhere]

Huh

[@calsta619]

Your knob will fall out

[@vandread]

Oh no, the 100% streak is broken

[@Scio_]

Noooo, the streak!

[@mr.bluesky4130]

Bless up

[@GreenEyedDazzler]

Damn boba didn’t get half the likes

[@TheRandomhobo123]

Do brits not have water parks?

[@vrrrrrr-uwu]

Brits don’t have fun. Of course they have water parks, for the tourists.

[@TheRandomhobo123]

@@vrrrrrr-uwu Local kids don’t go to them? Here in the US they’re more for locals than tourists

[@antorseax9492]

​@@TheRandomhobo123 They're fucking with you ~

[@somerandomgamer8504]

At least here in Australia, we just call them theme parks or amusement parks. No such thing called a "water park" down here

[@SomeGuy_Somewhere]

​@@somerandomgamer8504 that's dumb, how are you not going to separate a normal theme park/amusement park from one where you're constantly wet & need to wear a bathing suit?

[@jetstreamjack5653]

Two men who desperately need to let their hair go...

[@Itachi_UchihaL337]

Who gives a fuck what they do with their hair bro, we'll all get there someday

[@MichaelUrocyon]

This is tragic, you're telling me that the British don't have water parks?

[@LittleHerdaz]

😂 Is that Tom 😂

[@raffd0206]

LOVE THIS SERRRIEESSS 🔥 🔥 💯

[@EggMilkBread]

Yo, what the hell happened to Lewis and Simon's hair?

[@Goth_Jesus]

Age

[@majinxx6272]

@@Goth_JesusI’m fairness they’re only in the 40s simons hair makes him look sm older

[@gigijephcott5237]

Sooo good!

[@random_potato5762]

Jesus they got old

[@Ora_]

Spiff is really unfunny. I like how the guys know it as well.

[@invisiblec0la]

Bring back Simon's PP !