Spelunky 2 is a heart attack simulator

[@Feuerhamster]

The two rules of skeletons in Spelunky: -If you're trying to just run past some bones, it's always a skeleton. -If you're carefully approaching every skull, it's never a skeleton.

[@meowmrrpnyanya]

true

[@pomelo9840]

@@meowmrrpnyanya did you face plant your keyboard?

[@veronicaoviedo711]

@@pomelo9840 i don't think they're keyboard

[@theshpee1214]

@@veronicaoviedo711 I'm not a keyboard either, I'm a human.

[@morgan2010nucka]

You can visually see the difference between fake and real skulls. It's super hard to notice tho

[@alexstaro]

we have successfully synthesised Copium

[@russiancheems2275]

Bro can u send me some Copioids?

[@humiekitten7818]

Finally, the purest form of Copium. Seethium, derived from Maldium.

[@roseoflight3457]

Its is only pure if it comes from Albino him self

[@cthulhubecausewhynot1182]

@@humiekitten7818 I thought it was Seethesium?

[@Ozionian]

We have successfully installed a huge granite toilet into your room

[@bingusbingusreal]

You guys remember when he said that he hated spelunky and he didnt want to play it? Well look at him now, mr bino is so unpredictable

[@Feuerhamster]

Oh, he still evidently hates it.

[@gollygosh]

I mean don’t we all hate it when we play it

[@NotAlbino]

yea this game sucks

[@nitroflux_o1040]

The greatest game I wouldnt recommend™️

[@wallpapaerpaste]

@@NotAlbino agreed, stop posting it ffs

[@kingcrab1774]

The person who had the idea of the Cosmic Ocean and it’s 94 levels is fucking evil

[@losfrail6142]

It's Derek btw.

[@andresvalera1430]

The person who decided to not put any achievements in CO (Other than getting there) is an angel

[@nitroflux_o1040]

Derek Why Are Yu Like This

[@solaireofastora6173]

the cosmic ocean is an interesting concept about "the ultimate challenge that will prove that you are a master in my game" but it is 94 levels it just seems too much Have you watched the cosmic ocean run? it's more than 3h per attempt if you are an average player

[@JeanMarceaux]

They need to go through CBT ocean: 94 levels of crushing their balls with a rock. Their biological sex is irrelevant.

[@tonyvisente5286]

I love how Everytime he dies chat instantly becomes a straight list of KEKW and OMEGALUL

[@Pokemen396]

Then rare moments of actual remorse for being Spelunky'd lol

[@cubeofmeat4982]

Twitch followers

[@pavelmedbery3055]

I fucking love what happened at 19:47. A perfect act of comedy through fear.

[@tympieRah]

He went from fear and annoyed to full fear in 2 secs

[@ugrainee]

whoever edited this, you are a legend for making 7:30 a thing.

[@DoodlezMusic]

Much obliged

[@RJ-pl4xu]

@@DoodlezMusic i need this meme

[@neb2901]

Still trying to figure where the audio is originally from

[@ugrainee]

@@neb2901 same, i searched through too many "bomboclat" videos and havent found anything.

[@oomar4597]

Neo-arc is so fucking funny to me why is she a cat lmaoo

[@unknownentityenthusiast6765]

La creatura’s motives are indecipherable

[@necocrime1519]

la creatura

[@OmegaJX]

Gurenya

[@Ozionian]

haha kity

[@NickiRusin]

doridoridoridori

[@strikermodel]

Having watched the VODs of these runs before this, I feel Albino's pain. That drill is such bullshit. 7:28 THIS PART THOUGH, I GOT LEGIT SECOND HAND MALD WHEN THIS HAPPENED.

[@willphoenix5464]

AND HIS NAME IS JIANGSHINA

[@Psytinker]

BUMBOKLAAAT

[@calebbailey6557]

I was trying to get Au (the golden monk skin) and as I was fighting Olmec I had just gotten past his bomb throwing stage so I could go straight to Temple of Anubis, but while I was climbing a rope down to avoid fall damage, an Olmec bomb just drops down next to me and goes off killing me (I even have the clip of it on Xbox)

[@roniusadethel9768]

This looks like pure pain and suffering. As expected out of a game that came out in 2020.

[@RaidenSTX]

This game makes albino look like a god and a complete nimrod at the same time and i'm conflicted about it

[@funx24X7]

I loved spelunky classic. Spelunky HD was pretty good, but I could never get into Spelunky 2, felt way too masochistic. Some of these secrets seem like trying to roll a hundred dice and hope they all land on the same number.

[@eva2602]

noita secrets moment

[@sangan3202]

yeah like isaac's randomness looks like childs play compared to the ammount of bullshit this game has

[@FelipeJaquez]

Flanderization

[@ghotiphoti]

methinks having to do 94 levels of the same shit over and over but with an instant death enemy guarding the door everytime after playing through the entire game *on a secret alternate path* is cringe at least in games like Noita or Isaac the obtuse secret hunting gets you things that could be considered rewards, like cool new spells or my favorite character in the game, instead of the most blatant padding ive ever seen a game pull off

[@sigpotato]

Albestos back again with the best horror game available in the market

[@ake4609]

7:30 A true spenlunk'ed moment XD

[@ventus5816]

I just love watching Albino play Spelunky, others playing it dont do it for me

[@maciejbowlosy]

He's got that albingus charm

[@hinamiravenroot7162]

Unbelievable how he mercilessly digs out the last sparr copium mines like it grows on trees. You are wasting precious resources on this game.

[@Readus404]

26 minutes of albino cbt let’s go

[@AstralFlame]

I think this was the most pressed weve got to see our good friend Albino be for a while.. the brain hemorrhage was close today bois

[@cheff4154]

Love the cruelty squad jump sound at 1:52

[@IzOfSeaAndFire0_0]

Love these Spelunky 2 videos, hope you reach 7-99 soon man Edit 2/23/21: I've finally beat the Cosmic Ocean after 270 hours. I'm one of the big boys now

[@MultiWolfLink]

The cruelty squad jump sound really got me. Thank you whoever edits these

[@MonKeyGuy131]

I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE SPELUNKY WITH FUNNY FEMALE FELINE MOD PLAYED BY MALDBINO

[@Welowas]

It's really cool seeing an abridged version of someone starting from zero, getting to Cosmic Ocean and grinding that shit. Really entertaining videos! I wish you best of luck with the CO gods. You can fucking do it, dude! Just stay determined.

[@julaso1386]

23:02 THE SKELETON APPEARS 💀

[@lubieplacki2772]

15:08 cuts out important contrext: sure he fell into spikes like a pleb but mr streamer missed out on a necessary item two stages ago so the run was dead already anyway

[@DoodlezMusic]

Run stale, death by frog funny. Didn’t bother.

[@Xizilqou]

This new game definitely looks better than the original

[@omicronalpha8827]

What a funky new episode of Albino's 1-1 chronicles

[@zazakafi3511]

7:30 am out of breath, and everything hurts

[@joelhair9982]

1:54 cruelty squad sfx 🗿

[@yimyom]

Same old anxiety inducing screams. Oh boy I gotta see this.

[@someidiotvibing]

Hey Albino, just wanting to let you know that you can actually tell if there's a skeleton in front of you by looking at the eye socket of the skull, the living skeleton has a slightly wider eye.

[@solaireofastora6173]

Definitely there’s time to watch little details

[@hazmatbp]

@@solaireofastora6173 I made that argument a month ago as well but you literally just have to turn on your brain and you can tell what is a skeleton and what isn't at a glance

[@thesaladman8400]

Every time those space squids start moving I start hearing Sinistar

[@PS64Subs]

BEWARE, I LIVE! RUN! RUN! RUN! COWARD!

[@nts0n]

22:13 keemstar scream

[@nitroflux_o1040]

Absolutely correct albino, spelunky 2 has for sure shortened my lifespan by multiple years

[@TheDubHunter]

I really love watching him play because I do learn how to play safer when watching albino unironically

[@the-royal-chef]

that scream with the neo bab CO in the beginning was one of the most visceral screams i’ve ever heard in my life

[@peon9584]

sheer anger to complete fear

[@FusionFoxy]

How do these edits not give him more subs they’re hilarious

[@capnchris5914]

Peak levels of mald

[@bruderdasisteinschwerermangel]

this game is actively decreasing your sanity, please stay safe

[@hoovy9300]

I’m so happy I discovered your content, it makes my day

[@arcticafrostbite617]

albino: *dies in an easily avoidable way triggering ankh* also albino: "That had to happen."

[@bobisacoolguy3631]

He was poisoned and on one health. So it didn't really matter. He would've been dead in 30 seconds anyway.

[@shaungas1241]

Hilarious content my man, also heart attack go brr.

[@moochington]

Your videos are god tier when I'm drunk

[@guynamederik1978]

19:43 that was the most stressful thing I've ever seen

[@Alexander_Sannikov]

8:15 oh, boy. classic spelunky.

[@Cristian_Nomas]

That Gmod clip man, simply based.

[@GamesforCykits]

Our boy is back and better than ever

[@Outside998]

Professional throw artist

[@cacholulu6749]

I'm liking the new bomboclat sound effect

[@GrandforNothing]

this video is some fucking gold i havent laughed so goddamn hard in forever

[@DanYami]

3:12 that one hurts to read now lmao

[@-the_lumberjack-]

Can't wait for last stream to go up and include my bit war.

[@waker_link]

rule 1 of volcana: NEVER go for the drill, bomb down instead

[@drjackbright4527]

only if you have enough bombs that is.

[@yeetmeat5010]

"The dog AI sucks" you literally just don't bring it to the exit, it's that simple.

[@blasterboy123456]

7:27 RKO out of nowere!

[@kaulis6524]

Albino you did a great job that was so tense

[@themarked2820]

7:32 *FROM THE TOP ROPE* *DOWN TO THE CANVAS*

[@ItzPeej]

I've never agreed with a title so much in my life

[@its_yaya5782]

I’m not even playing and I’m on the edge of my seat.

[@gaminninja5536]

Me: so when do I start having fun? Spelunky: that's the neat part you don't

[@SpiderGeometry]

Literally just finished the Cosmic Ocean video. Still have no fucking idea what's going on but Albino gets emotional so it's enough for me.

[@GBlockbreaker]

Thank fuck i was quite a bit into spelunky 1 so i can at least comprehend half of the stuff

[@lucianloukidis7164]

when are you gonna finish the Dark Souls 1 playthrough with Halo guns

[@texasred8424]

22:00 twitter users when a content creator screams

[@nou8913]

Pelunky2 addiction is stronk

[@wallpapaerpaste]

I swear to God if i see another spelunky video i will end myself

[@Manser2000]

Cry about it

[@Luf70]

Cry about it

[@foolish4110]

finally another spelunky video

[@lerobot6180]

Albino betrayed the binding of cooming enjoyers ._.

[@DanYami]

man I remember that clip with the death scream

[@PhilTruthborne]

Hmmm today i will go to sleep on tim- oh look new albino upload

[@DoodlezMusic]

23:02

[@a_rock7772]

Joyous day for Mr bino has uploaded spelunky

[@goblinsludge2878]

I've never played this game but it's stressing me the fuck out.

[@User-rq4id]

The splunky content is great

[@lennic]

0:03 Wario moment

[@katgut]

How am I supposed to sleep when you upload at midnight

[@jesoasromanov5418]

The funniest fuckin intro ever

[@Terrunn]

what is the song at the end of the video.say pls

[@meowmrrpnyanya]

these thumbnail are pure art

[@tengo_hambru]

ALBINO WHAT ARE YOU DOING?? SPELUNKY ❗❗

[@DogeTheBigTanDog]

albino needs to play spelunky 2 more tbh

[@jesucristocomentador9555]

Albino sos el chavo

[@desreset]

i need that intro bino vid haha

[@graudales4786]

Great way to start a video

[@TheActualMrLink]

22:02 BAM.

[@candycorn-]

my fucking chest hurts

[@jvukovic4]

Mr Bino, you should have someone reskin the neko arc mod in game to your colors, like the thumbnail "The Olmec Incident", that would be pretty cool I think

[@MrInsideEye]

Wait, is cosmic ocean actually 99 levels long? Wtf

[@peterdenov4898]

21:20 Nah man, only homies.

[@SafiSellefi]

I'm curious, from what is the BOMBOCLAAAATTT sound effect

[@Ktulhu0]

FINALLY SOME GOOD GAMING

[@Alexander_Sannikov]

4:26 wait, what? what happened?

[@dp4178]

Ah yes strokium

[@mrsuckyatoes9649]

maggot gaming

[@grzybiasz_tomek1975]

this is the level of shitpost i've been looking for 0:06

[@egg9301]

BOMBOCLAAAAAAT

[@klot2675]

FUCKING CIRNO ⁉️⁉️

[@octoling8606]

Fumo in intro, hell yeah

[@tacomaker0]

Thanks for the ASMR Sussy Albino

[@briarsthighs]

neco arc arc pog