Bulgaria Simulator

[@strikermodel]

Fun fact: there's a medieval historical reason the crossbow reduces healing. The crossbow was considered an inhumane weapon by the church, and was effectively treated as one of the first war crime weapons. It's "unholy" which makes it reduce healing.

[@daltonbecker4494]

Thats much better than the reason I came up with. See, I thought it was cause being shot with a crossbow hurts really bad.

[@TheAtomicWarrior]

But I was allowed in crusades against Heretics.

[@fizhouz328]

Ok no fucking way this game has so fucking many Czech/Slovak/Hungarian jokes in it i love it, Alpa is a real product and yes it does raise the dead (it is 40-60% alcohol for cleaning wounds) Matej is likely named after Matej Bel a famous pastor of these regions (its likely that all the characters are named this way but the other names are so fucking common you'd have to identify them by character, i don't know enough about history to do that, Matej being a pastor is obvious) Frndžalica is the liquid of gods (joke name for homebrewed brandy, tends to be about 52% or higher, such brandy is named after the fruit it's made of (pear brandy etc.), name comes from old comedy called Pacho the Brigand of Hybe where the main character drinks the "Frndžalica" and spits it out at his enemies where it explodes upon landing, basically nitroglycerin, later he drinks the same stuff like you would any old alcohol kzbin.info/www/bejne/aJeXfYqInLGnns0si=3dovWF8hi8IHbbR6&t=45 here's the link for anyone interested its funny) they instantly assume the thief is a gypsy (valid, accurate to the land), and the thief refers to them as gadžo (roma people speak for "white fuck") in the cutscene at 24:25 they say Matej : For chirsts sake Pali(Pavol) Pavol : Shut up Matej : Come down Pavol : "Comes down" Petard is a firecracker just not translated at all, the word in slovak is "Petarda" also unsurprisingly albibo pronounced all the names wrong but we forgive him in the name of Slivovica

[@jaytheman]

I completely forgot about petards and thought it was just some silly name, but when he used them to blow stuff up it was like an old childhood memory was instantly unlocked lmao

[@alfredandersson875]

Roma are not a monolith

[@zatty232]

this game is absolutely brilliant actually.

[@dohvaakhindemo3772]

you know a games good when you can have a jewish person in your inventory as an item

[@BrunoDelacroix-n9w]

yeah let make america great again

[@fosterbennington6405]

+1 finances

[@dohvaakhindemo3772]

@@BrunoDelacroix-n9w what is bro yapping about?

[@megasparklegoomba6807]

Ah yes, the most valuable resource. The rabbi.

[@theminecraft4202]

i always keep a little jew in my pocket for financial advice.

[@radoslavbotov2213]

The biggest enemy was the dialog. 😂

[@BrunoDelacroix-n9w]

fucking bible level grammar

[@valeriesteel90]

3Heading

[@haleymiller4586]

Bro is speaking Latin

[@brownbuns3445]

The game is literally about medieval hungary, yet he roasts bulgaria 💀🇧🇬🇭🇺

[@houskacmaxkalbovic2159]

I thought its Czech but Hungary seems to fit better.

[@certifiedroastbeefmaniac]

@@houskacmaxkalbovic2159 felvidék literally means highlands, its northern hungary and a bit of today's southern slovakia which was originally hungary aswell

[@egorm46]

Bulgaria is a capital of Hungary wdym

[@DarkShadow-zn4by]

@@egorm46 Yep gamer

[@nocturne6320]

@@houskacmaxkalbovic2159 it's made by a czech developer, but set in bulgaria

[@MrTurok999]

The moment I finished this Slovakia simulator, I had a premonition that the King Maggot himself would play it. It's always gratifying to be right.

[@hp1221WTF]

Game companies: Its so hard to make good games now a days, dont use BG3 as a reference, quality is impossible Some chezck guy in their basement:

[@pikazooka]

this guy used hylics as his reference

[@breni1518]

Also same game companies: Oopsie! Your live service battle pass Micro Transaction heavy FPS didn't work out! Guess we have to lay off essential staff again.

[@heyyou9472]

the state of gaming now is just trying to find a scapegoat for not having enough wonder or schizophrenic induced insight in your life

[@D34DHUNT3R1]

Hearing Beebo struggle to not sound like an illiterate monkey while trying to wade through the Ye Olden English lexicon was my favorite part of the whole stream. Now I wanna watch him bumble and trip his way through Shakespeare.

[@Shadowmech88]

I think the "ye olde English" dialogue actually significantly enhances the comedy of the game.

[@Вгостяхугеймера-м1к]

No, it is just because in original Slovak version all characters speak Old Slovak, (and that guy, the Landlord Jozef, first NPC, speaks partially Slovak and Hungarian) so this is just a way how to make that atmosphere from original language

[@Shadowmech88]

@@Вгостяхугеймера-м1к That doesn't make the end result any less funny.

[@alfredandersson875]

@@Вгостяхугеймера-м1кwhat do you mean “no”? It certainly does

[@fritzophrenia3146]

"God..., behold! Two barely clad men, engaged in a curious dance! Such a spectacle I witnessed but once, within the halls of a Debrecen monastery" "By God, none shall believe our tales sans evidence. Matej, take quill in hand and sketch, we must secure proof" * Matej holds up drawing of gay sex * "By the saints Matej, tis remarkably lifelike! Might ye render me thus someday?"

[@Khn_2102]

​@@Вгостяхугеймера-м1кYes

[@rufel37]

53:34 "If I can't kill you, I'll simply beat you to a pulp" is based af

[@Mushboom37]

why is the main character smiling like fuckin all might

[@NickiRusin]

have you watched the video? he IS all might

[@Samookely]

@@NickiRusin can’t believe he got sent to medieval Hungary 💀

[@wizardswine]

It's an expression of pain

[@daltonbecker4494]

@@wizardswine Its cause Pavol is a superstar.

[@IcantAIM-wiz]

Bro got that Agni smile

[@davidpereira5969]

This dialogue is peak, especialy that secret demon room at the end. Very well done to the devs for representing the daily life of a slovak in 2023

[@theminecraft4202]

the fucking sniper rifle comming up at 11:19 got me

[@gusmansyah3002]

"Art thou documenting this xTRICKSHOTZZHDx?"

[@It-IsMeh]

0:17 Disco Elysium moment

[@Ayeloo]

First ever game to give its protagonist the Kino face Bravo Bulgaria

[@makoako9728]

as a bulgarian who has read fire punch over 20 times i can not have been more surprised

[@feverouslemon]

czechia*

[@janabaloghova4736]

@@feverouslemon slovakia**

[@feverouslemon]

@@janabaloghova4736 huh, could've sworn I read about the main devs being Czech somewhere. well the more you know

[@МихаилЛарионов-я8ъ]

Accurate Balkans simulator

[@pizza-for-mountains]

avg balkanoid would only take 95 damage from a musket ball

[@Ladratiburon07]

"Isn't Kosovo a city in Albania?" Albino has just increased his Albanian fanbase by 20x

[@ALaughingWolf2188]

I’m still waiting for the day when Albino remembers the password to his main account

[@jeremikrowicki970]

wdym? this is his main channel. :clueless:

[@chillcult1613]

What Albino?? This is NotAlbino :TrollFace:

[@TheworstCsPlayeryouveeverseen]

Is that really what happened?

[@theminecraft4202]

this game constantly oscillates between light medieval fantasy with alot of attention to detail... and total shitpost

[@matthewalvarojr.2634]

Literacy final boss.

[@Zola_The_Gorgon]

When the special kid gets picked to read out loud

[@jtojagicc]

20:00 KOSOVO MENTIONED

[@NullAlt]

As an american looking into european game design, its like a smash roster of mental illness. Love it

[@DarkShadow-zn4by]

i live there yep

[@orange8175]

it's because americans are watered down europeans.

[@oweeb5909]

Mhm I love there tmyep

[@RevenantNeverDies]

Which fear and hunger contestant you getting in elite smash first

[@NekoKhris]

You say that like some murican games aren't batshit insane, have you seen some of the stuff in Lunacid?

[@gatekeeper6720]

9 glorbs in 3 zorgs, bro really beelsked off

[@grsy_lp]

gleep bogleborp iblebop?

[@gatekeeper6720]

@@grsy_lp babglob lbrop zloik yorp

[@qurimpv3]

Zrop 😭

[@Real_Ayin]

Womp womp

[@ArtorioVideojogos]

Nenhuma dessas palavras estão na bíblia

[@zazakafi3511]

when an unhinged game, meets an unhinged gamer, with an even more unhinged editor...... the cooking is scrumptious

[@sharcblazer99]

bingus cant speak in the ways of old and it brings me great happiness. Suffer for my entertainment, funny foreign cat person!

[@sharcblazer99]

Also a Petard is a medieval siege weapon, usually brought to the gates of a castle or to a weak point in a wall. Essentially it's a breaching cannon on a stick that's lit by a crack addict, they had a *very low survival rate* apparently, which is par for the course when you're putting a bomb against a stone wall or a reinforced gate. XD

[@itsraventm]

4:41 this guys response was legendary

[@SuperRitz44]

26:50 "Only in East Europe" Maggot should visit Latin America sometime Also, this is basically a Monthy Python RPG, really

[@Carnifex20]

Oh god those speakers in the intro gave me ptsd edit: also thought this was Fear and Hunger from the thumbnail. edit2: I love the protag's face. Really captures that "it's an expression of pain" feeling.

[@magic1l757]

Ah, the peak of comedy: Old English, and racism against the turks

[@peterspodniak9364]

U do not understand how non-slovak speaking ppl can enjoy this game since like 90% of jokes and political references got lost in translation (or more exactly are untraslatable) but I vary glad y'all do, this game is a masterpiece

[@cka6105]

"gitár nőjön a gyomrodban és a rák pengesse" 🤣

[@qurimpv3]

He's playing the game

[@somethinginventive153]

He truly is playing a game

[@muda_muda_mudaa]

um na uh

[@TreeckoBean]

23:46 takarin u didn't censor the chat time to take your rations away

[@takarin64]

Off to eating a single bean per meal again...

[@kurdt_tgc]

Oh yes, bulgarian Fear & Hunger

[@hovant6666]

This is the Hylics of Eastern Europeans playing DnD

[@Bringingmoneyback]

What a crazy game! Honestly right up my alley

[@Bringingmoneyback]

I really resonate with the main character

[@timeforamazingchest5271]

@@Bringingmoneyback I enjoy thinking of how many ways this second comment could be interpreted.

[@Bringingmoneyback]

@@timeforamazingchest5271 I love doing the second comments just to f*** with people

[@jaop3734]

I wish the game was longer this is hilarious

[@jacobs6104]

7:47 the moment albino said allah my pork krokiet exploded and my beer evaporated :(

[@babungo6090]

In spanish we still call explosives like that petards, for example firecrackers are called "petardos"

[@1MrAshey]

It's the same name for firecrackers in Russia as well. And if I remember well it is actually derived from a French/Latin word for "to break wind" Leave it to medieval people to call explosive devices after farting I guess

[@isky6541]

It’s the same in Lithuania as well

[@mikemandalorian9226]

Same in Poland

[@thegorillarc]

It's like disco elysium meets disco elysium 2

[@asdasdasd920]

how did you come up with this, disco elysium devs would projectile vomit from touching this game

[@tolafia6708]

As a hungarian, this is just Budapest dark alley the videogame

[@qurimpv3]

13:21 GRADUATION

[@rosehoew3850]

So just hungarian fear and hunger

[@gnerus1972]

*Slovakian yes

[@gcsdaniel]

@@gnerus1972 Both technically

[@gnerus1972]

@@gcsdaniel nehh i don tink so

[@Kris-ok2eu]

As a Bulgarian I can confirm, yes this is pretty much spot on what Bulgaria is like

[@NIYordanov]

united we stand brat me

[@Prismate]

the roads are too well constructed in the game

[@DiscoDachiff]

Do you have coffee cultists too?

[@izwinnie2570]

We are multiplying it seems

[@gnerus1972]

That's Slovakia so idk what are you on about

[@__kriscake__]

Bulgaria Mentioned. I love being Bulgarian!!!

[@nadjibmecibah6478]

Qahwah is fucking coffee in arabic holy shit that is hilarious

[@Bilndmann]

13:21 lol dithered kanye

[@Angela_Proto]

man, i knew it wasnt bulgaria, its hungary dammit bino

[@skamelion]

29:05 i think the drink thats talked about is more or less coffee?

[@catto1980]

Turkey Tom: The Game

[@joellachmann1529]

Felvidék (highlands) is literally about medieval Hungary lol

[@peterdanisek2188]

Yet it takes place in Slovakia and original dialogue is in Slovak

[@HolyKac]

takes me back to the one time we had a school trip to Bulgaria.. ahh

[@sieasieankooo1892]

thy brainrot is upon saving, when i saw thy foxy i laughed and almost spat out my food

[@lemontreeeee4586]

Really loving the skåne vlog albino glad youre doing irl streams more

[@zackcrack25]

The speaker sound in the intro is very nostalgic Every time a phone call came the speakers played that beatboxing

[@ratwithrice]

SLOVAKIA SIMULATOR RAHHH🦅🦅🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@frankmckenneth9254]

0:37 words cannot express how annoying this sound is lmao

[@qurimpv3]

33:06 LMAO

[@wojter322ify]

Fear&Hungary

[@pyt0n305]

Łódź simulator is wild

[@bracerkum69420]

I was waiting for this to come around, this playthrough was funny as fuck with el maggot fumbling ye old english as he reads the funny dialogue

[@aoneko6813]

The fact that we dont get to see the backstabbing wife get merked in the end is the biggest sin of this game.

[@davidpereira5969]

bro lately I've been watching a lot of 1 year+ content from the archive channel and now the maggot has the 30 year old underdeveloped beard style

[@RevenantNeverDies]

lore accurate thumbnail ✅

[@lightair297]

>that disco elysium reference bino disco elysium gameplay when?

[@lamplepima3201]

As a magjar with a Slovki friend it was a funny playtrough to watch.

[@Zugrwow]

Those speakers in the intro just awakened forgotten memories in me

[@Pijavi]

I am impressed how badly Albino's geographical knowledge falls.

[@anaebassefa1877]

Yo mr Bino, I’ve played the game before and suggested it to you beforehand lol, but you should definitively replay it for different interactions within the game

[@DollarStoreHeavenLive]

Pavol rocking the albino smile all gam they really just put the streamer in the game

[@nitroboibg]

as an Bulgarian I approve of this message

[@HarmonicGray]

This is one of the best things I've ever seen.

[@riley_riley_rileyyyy]

0:21 Is that Tequila Sunset

[@nou8913]

Reminds me of my childhood

[@AmongSussy1]

Some scooby doo ahh running animations I swear💀

[@dolnanaka]

no way he mentions bulgaria lets gooo

[@fosterbennington6405]

Fear and Hunger 3 looking crazy

[@OleksandrSenkovych]

Lol, jewish balloon is called noollab because you write right to left in Hebrew

[@MisterPikol]

genuinely surprised Albino being so wellspoken reading this old type of english. what do they call it, elizabethian or smt ?

[@mightyeagle2817]

Everytime im thinking about buying a game, albino releases a video on it the next day

[@Hakasedess]

The fjordland kjøttkaker ad was SO real

[@victorycry8849]

Hylics without the drugs

[@Blanken-lp2iu]

An hour?!?!? I'll be eating good tonight

[@GatoEpico]

the protagonist reminds me of an old president of Argentina "Juan Domingo Peron" looks exactly like him

[@newguy8288]

This is just normal Eastern European/Balkan events

[@glitchyglitch1235]

There are so many words and the one he fucks up the most is "procure"

[@Feuerhamster]

>RPGmaker and NTR Name a more iconic duo

[@Norakyy]

bro, so many polish ppl me included, mr bino is interenational

[@SurMurh]

This is peak representation💪💪💪🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬

[@judeau2861]

BULGARIA MENTIONED RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅

[@d_b0x0d_b]

I fucking love that dev realized banner on twitch is just a photoshoped photo of the game with Willem Dafoe's face

[@balahan123]

THE DISCO ELYSIUM MUSIC AT THE START

[@Trigger0x10c]

Pavol and his mates played jackbox in the chapel, were asked to leave! 1 Jew lost

[@protocurved]

Bulgaria mentioned😱

[@hunlepto2239]

Average Upper-Hungary experience

[@isvind3843]

Watching albongus with snus hits different

[@user-dx7ej6cs5t]

HOLY COW HE LINKED HIS ARCHIVE CHANNEL

[@peacemaker0240]

When you realize Qawah literally means Coffee in arabic

[@gnerus1972]

lmao true

[@vergil2746]

As a bulgarian i can confirm everything said about Bulgaria