When guys say they like shy girls who don't know they're pretty they really just mean insecure lmao
@um48833 жыл бұрын
I'm a shy insecure girl and I honestly would bang my head on the floor if someone said that to me. Luckily no one has :D
@misssinisterseventy15533 жыл бұрын
It's because they wanna be a savior to girls so they can constantly have the upper hand in the relationship lmao
@skantewarrior1093 жыл бұрын
I love shy girls they pretty cute they don’t talk to much which I like
@3starsburningbright3 жыл бұрын
"I like shy girls who don't know they're pretty. By this i mean I want a super introverted girl with crippling insecurities so that way I can tell her she's pretty and look like I'm a great boyfriend. I also want to randomly walk up to her in a library and strike a conversation so she has to deal with confrontation. #relationships"
@alkaidc98623 жыл бұрын
fax "i want a girl who keeps her opinions to herself"
@ciutacalexandru46083 жыл бұрын
6:24 Emily: "I'm not a democrat or Republican I'm a Red Flag" Also Emily: *wears red*
@notevenemily3 жыл бұрын
trying to really get into character
@suisui74813 жыл бұрын
@@notevenemily so just a question are you now Bi/queer or is all the girlfriend remarks like as if you were an insta guy? love your content
@goodnessmirikwe65953 жыл бұрын
No because I’m making this my senior quote
@richardpapenapologist17033 жыл бұрын
@@Diiazy yup pretty sure she had a gf at some point too?
@suisui74813 жыл бұрын
@@Diiazy oh last time i binged her videos I remembered something about boyfriend. proud that she is one of us
@b.est.jarovoja3 жыл бұрын
emily looks like if valentines day was a person
@notevenemily3 жыл бұрын
asian cupid
@Slaybotdotcom3 жыл бұрын
That’s so true
@TheHighwayman5674 Жыл бұрын
Why does that actually make sense
@itz_r1nn_x9 ай бұрын
Frr
@JordanS-ww4eu6 ай бұрын
@@notevenemilyyour my best friend and favorite KZbinr ever I really like you ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
@kayleeriggs44963 жыл бұрын
The dress code lady at my school talking about holes in jeans “Y’all need to cover up those big juicy holes above the knees.” When she started talking about covering up at school, this popped into my mind
@violent_mooshroom92553 жыл бұрын
lmao, my highschool(or district not sure if its just my school or not) got rid of dress code due a protest and the district people didn't think it was worth fighting for, so as long as we're not wearing literal underwear, we can wear anything
@scarletsage62673 жыл бұрын
Ewwww 🤮🤢
@3starsburningbright3 жыл бұрын
thats---... a way to word it
@cl-jp3uv2 жыл бұрын
Dress code rules are so weird. I’m allowed to wear knee length dresses that show my entire shin but not ripped jeans that only show 3 inches of my knee?
@Duhgel11 ай бұрын
I would have laughed my ass off, that's so funny
@toff15683 жыл бұрын
Okay to be fair, I thought I could never understand the appeal of those killer boys, but then villanelle from Killing Eve happened lol
@notevenemily3 жыл бұрын
yeah i’m a hypocrite bc i’m attracted to Love from YOU and she’s literally a serial killer 😐 LMAO
@celestelalianna72763 жыл бұрын
same here---
@muskaan37113 жыл бұрын
I see a female villain/antihero and I suddenly forget all the red flags
@soup47203 жыл бұрын
I’m in love with villanelle
@cocolime64963 жыл бұрын
I'm no better. I'm here making fun of girls who are into those tiktoks, but i have the same problem with cillian murphy. i mean yes he's pretty and i love him, but in my eyes he's hottest when he's playing a psycho or a murderer. or a psychotic murderer.
@sonyaelmers83083 жыл бұрын
Emily: If an attractive person does anything they can get likes Me when I only see 1 second of Emily's videos: *like it*😏
@user-gf5tb8yf3r2 жыл бұрын
No because same...
@shrimp34802 жыл бұрын
Smooth 😳
@skzworlddomination1112 Жыл бұрын
@@shrimp3480no.
@aylanasteroid3 жыл бұрын
1:40 feels like the boys in like 2nd grade when the teachers asked they needed strong people to pick up the table and they for no real reason, just had to prove themselves and caught the fan
@colt98363 жыл бұрын
I think it was to show how tall he is, maybe???
@scarletsage62673 жыл бұрын
It seems like he’s trying to prove how strong he is when a twelve year old can catch a fan
@deniseophelia68763 жыл бұрын
wow all the boys in my skl must’ve been weird cuz whenever the teachers told us to move stuff they’d go full-on feminist and advocate for the girls to do all the work 😂
@jackiereyes85733 жыл бұрын
The Queen is back to grace us peasants.
@notevenemily3 жыл бұрын
if you’re subbed to my channel that automatically makes you royalty
@amosp94113 жыл бұрын
@@notevenemily lmao nice
@bm2463 жыл бұрын
@@notevenemily guess who Queen Elizabeth is looking for 😏😏
@nyajuokforsure51573 жыл бұрын
I read that as pecans and got concerned a little.
@akashkhan46553 жыл бұрын
i really hate the "prettiest girls swear theyre not pretty" bs like whats wrong w knowing u look good
@winstonmarlowe52542 жыл бұрын
No one is attracted to an egomaniac.
@akashkhan46552 жыл бұрын
@@winstonmarlowe5254 when u have no self confidence other people's confidence seem "egomaniac"
@@winstonmarlowe5254 idk man I dated someone with a hell of an ego for a year lol
@Colosika3 жыл бұрын
Every-time she mentions her queerness, it’s just a win in my book
@advendale91193 жыл бұрын
stops chanting “Black Lives Matter” to desperately sing the lyrics of Stitches 😂
@johnrenzzilabbo16213 жыл бұрын
-"so what was the first thing you noticed about your boyfriend?" "his wanted poster" -"im not a democrat or a republican im a red flag"
@contrarian84353 жыл бұрын
Emily: *girl in red*
@May_30053 жыл бұрын
“Noah beck or Noah Centineo, I choose Momo from Twice” 😂😂 I agree
@nephrite36523 жыл бұрын
Emily slowly opening up about her queerness makes me so happy I'm so proud
@maambo14883 жыл бұрын
"no, I choose momo from twice" ha, iconic, love it!
@sofessoft133 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: Emily makes everyones days better
@vanessakindavlogs3 жыл бұрын
Facts
@ciutacalexandru46083 жыл бұрын
"Hello, My name is- OMG MY VOICE" - Whoaa it caught me off guard, looool 🤣🤣🤣
@berrymothh3 жыл бұрын
you're a life saver omfg i had the worst day and this is the only good thing that happened today which isn't a lot but is actually a lot compared to everything else that happened today
@notevenemily3 жыл бұрын
i’m sorry your day was bad, i hope it continues to get better and better!!
@wholetmeonhere3 жыл бұрын
I had a really bad week, so this was relieving. Thanks, man.
@notevenemily3 жыл бұрын
❤️❤️
@soup47203 жыл бұрын
Amity pfp
@lilb7693 жыл бұрын
These boys really out here making me like women now
@winstonmarlowe52542 жыл бұрын
it really do be like that bruh no cap
@dorothyallspice18629 ай бұрын
Yup lol. As a bisexual…it’s nice to have a backup plan.
@vibhab1913 жыл бұрын
*I watch these reels specifically to read comments. 13 year olds are going wild with ‘Daddy’ comments* 😩😭😭
@sock68383 жыл бұрын
nah i wasn’t even watching the “hot boys” at this point - you’re genuinely gorgeous, Emily. and the happy vibes you’re radiating, fr making my day :)
@merrymclaughlin9233 жыл бұрын
For the last guy who was like: "I'm ugly." Like, maybe he was. Just on the inside.
@vanessakindavlogs3 жыл бұрын
0:03 POV: you don't know if last night was literally last night or Emily probably filmed this video several months ago😂
@beepbeepcasucha3 жыл бұрын
'Just for a sec, imagine he is looking at you' His eyes: 👀➡️⬆️↖️➡️⬅️↙️↩
@NadiaSeesIt Жыл бұрын
He looked deeply confused lol
@mrowemr.pp28253 жыл бұрын
Yes the queen has uploaded!😃 Nothing makes my day better then seeing Emily!!😂
@CoffeMug1273 жыл бұрын
11:19 The way she switched from a serious talk to fangirling just hits different😂😂
@ayushi84043 жыл бұрын
that last guy saying he's ugly is like emily saying she aint funny
@gretta76643 жыл бұрын
"noah beck or noah centineo alright ok lemme think about that real quick. i choose ✨momo from twice✨" same tho 😩🤚
@BkhammoYou3 жыл бұрын
"Put your nipples away." Story of my life.
@jimmymcnulty91893 жыл бұрын
I sometimes wonder it these folks are too confident or have friends who just want them to embarrass themselves so they can have a good laugh, so when they ask if they should make a video like this, they are met with positive response. Maybe they are just too confident and live in their own bubble 🤷♂️
@abadbutsadboi53263 жыл бұрын
5:46 IM DYING AT THIS PART- 😭
@thisbarbieisnamedjenna3 жыл бұрын
Tbh this didn’t seem super lazy. I think you underestimate your comedic talent, because you are actually really good at still being entertaining while making commentary videos. Anyway great video:)
@sentientskittle88073 жыл бұрын
As a teenaged boy, it makes me really apprehensive to see all these people gushing over hot boys on Instagram, really raising their standards so high to the point where they can't even imagine being with someone who looks even average, like myself. That's why I firmly look for only personality in a partner, and I truly, truly hope that my future partner does the same.
@sentientskittle88073 жыл бұрын
@@brendan6555 Not when they're used to seeing boys with swimmer bodies and perfect faces
@sentientskittle88073 жыл бұрын
@@brendan6555 No, it's not about that… It's just proving that pretty privilege is very real.
@Tan-ps3dg3 жыл бұрын
Giving me "nice" guy vibes ✨
@sentientskittle88073 жыл бұрын
@@Tan-ps3dg :/
@stellasoleclark55863 жыл бұрын
Dw, Emily is just joking. Of course people are going to be attracted to attractive guys, that's what attractive means. That doesn't mean people are not going to be interested in you. If you're decent looking and have a good personality then you will surely have someone crushing on you.
@queenjisookim73423 жыл бұрын
I’m LIVING for the Twice and Blackpink posters in the back!! Also you look sooo gorgeous Emily!!!🖤🖤
@little_glitch3 жыл бұрын
Can we talk about her outfit being ALWAYS on point? I mean she looks good in everything but still she's so on point!
@blo0dy_valent1ne3 жыл бұрын
It’s a good day when Queen Emily uploads 💖
@imani0nline3 жыл бұрын
Time to play the Insta thirst trap game, are they hot or is it just the hollow soulless eyes 😩
@clartblart32663 жыл бұрын
I live for your comments, they are either insightful or funny, love ya!
@larsswig9123 жыл бұрын
ok but fr tho. that shrek thing at 9:21 is a sure way to make me fall in love with you
@5lvrzz3 жыл бұрын
“all praise the thirst trappers” No *all praise Emily* 🙇🏽♂️
@chllux3 жыл бұрын
10:55 GIRL SAME, KWEEN MOMO ALL THE WAYY
@mariamibukia23553 жыл бұрын
This kind of videos remind me that hotness is nothing without personallity.
@danm5243 жыл бұрын
6:15 or as the cool kids call it "Information asymmetrical polygamy"
@ronja1013 жыл бұрын
I find the fact that you don't have a girlfriend absolutely repulsive. If you don't have one how am I supposed to find one :(
@natania_lk2 жыл бұрын
1:52 bahaha Colin is my dad's name lmaoo that took me out
@xen_-zl9ze3 жыл бұрын
I was watching this in front of a mirror and it made it so much more enjoyable lol. Cs every time I looked away from my screen bcs of secondhand embarrassment, when I looked back i saw Emily making the exact same face and I just burst out laughing
@chloegriggs87313 жыл бұрын
“If you wanna get a guys attention, be weird! Like, weird. Like actually weird. 🔫✋🏽😀✋🏽🔪” -Not Even Emily, 2021
@landonbaldwin3 жыл бұрын
Now that I actually got to watch the video- you make me laugh and I don’t even know why you don’t have more subs- like you should have so much more than you have..you deserve everything…. your so sweet!!! Thanks queen!
@shenayalavine64673 жыл бұрын
I can’t the foreign exchange student joke took me out lmao
@altounedited33 жыл бұрын
Eyeliner on boys 👍🏾
@nanaak86173 жыл бұрын
Yes!
@cocolime64963 жыл бұрын
that tiktok was kind of annoying tho because men have been wearing eyeliner for over 30 years
@sutpecna Жыл бұрын
I'm one step further. I go full glam. Or full corpse paint. Depends on the occasion
@NadiaSeesIt Жыл бұрын
Naw, it's not cute
@dorothyallspice18629 ай бұрын
Yessssssss!
@hollymcgolly41293 жыл бұрын
I feel like people who genuinely find themselves unattractive don't post thirst trap tiktoks of themselves
@el_zh6x9023 жыл бұрын
Me: I love Emily so much❤️ Emily: I love Momo from Twice Me: I love her even more now ❤️❤️❤️❤️
@lucikka36743 жыл бұрын
ONCE!!
@el_zh6x9023 жыл бұрын
@@lucikka3674 HEYYYYYYY!!!!!!!
@jolyne80843 жыл бұрын
thank u for making this video, i appreciate u further cementing the fact that im a lesbian and do not want to be on the same earth as these men 🙏
@mellomellon3 жыл бұрын
it makes me so happy to see that she just casually 'yeah momo's my celebrity crush' and 'i wish i had a gf omg' AND PEOPLE JUST TREAT IT NORMALLY
@hwimilk3 жыл бұрын
4:24 :0 sHE LIKES WOMEN I LIKE WOMEN TOO
@knightenchanter79083 жыл бұрын
Agree. Thirst trappers confidence is out of this world. I need some of that.
@sckaze7773 жыл бұрын
You might not read this but I always play your videos on the background when I'm doing some work and they can really make me concentrate for some reason!
@sunsetdreams49213 жыл бұрын
Girl you look amazing in this video!! I love your earrings and red looks amazing on you 💕
@yubinwarned3 жыл бұрын
8:25 soon as she said that I started to hear police sirens outside 📢👁👄👁
@CsySnw3 жыл бұрын
The way you talk LEGIT reminds me of mY MATH TEACHER I- ASDFGHJKHJKLKL
@Spike464443 жыл бұрын
6:07 7 minutes?? Girl you might be giving him too much credit 💅
@appleBEEZ3 жыл бұрын
*"nice rack, Kyle"* reaaaaally got me 😂😭
@Caerulean3 жыл бұрын
On a serious note, encouraging vanity or narcissism in such degrees is proooobably not gonna end well. 😆 Humility is often underrated.
@PossiblyAlena3 жыл бұрын
My reaction to seeing you post was going "ooo!" out loud alone in my bedroom and idk how I feel about that
@anacaldas43343 жыл бұрын
hey Emily, I had such a stressful day today and ur video made me feel 100% BETTER Fun fact: I'm Brazilian and I have way more fun when I'm watching ur videos than the ones from here (not saying they are bad, but u r truly awesome)
@veronicalevesque70093 жыл бұрын
7:18 "Show other girls sine" what about cosine and tangent? You gotta go all the way
@rinitutu_1623 жыл бұрын
👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
@marisa30983 жыл бұрын
the pain in emily’s eyes when talking about kyle’s triple d’s… felt that 🥲
@Sarah-ss6fr3 жыл бұрын
Emily's videos are the only ones I literally cry of laughter whenever I'm watching
@madeleinemackintosh15953 жыл бұрын
“Noah Beck or Noah Centineo I choose Momo from twice” Wouldn’t we all though?
@elisecode2212 Жыл бұрын
"boys with eyeliner: would y'all want this to become a trend?" emily and me at the same time: "yes"
@inkchip73513 жыл бұрын
Can we call thirst traps hinbos? Hot insta boys, the distant cousin to himbos
@aliluv78163 жыл бұрын
What is a himbo
@Kaastengels3 жыл бұрын
@@aliluv7816 hot, muscular, dumb AND kind hearted man, the male equivalent of bimbo
@aliluv78163 жыл бұрын
@@Kaastengels ohh thx
@mariah63953 жыл бұрын
The earrings and the red top - I LIVE. You look GORGEOUS 🤧
@catvelvet87643 жыл бұрын
this video makes me glad im ace bcs each time im like 'lol no thanks'
@kookies_lodge525 Жыл бұрын
Momo being my bias :) we all prefer twice girl, i follow you since a while ago and i love your videos! Your humor is the BEST. ❤❤
@tezpysieqck3 жыл бұрын
6:36 He's looking at me and wondering: „Why did that pile of fat even left his house, ew!”
@sakshi613 жыл бұрын
"Don't u dare bring my kids into this Michael"😂😂🤣😂
@SailorOrbiter3 жыл бұрын
1:34 I see a guy do this to my fan, and it's on the spot squaring up! DON'T BREAK MY FAN!
@kaveew3 жыл бұрын
I think we can all agree emily is glowing throughout the video😌✨💜
@landonbaldwin3 жыл бұрын
AHHHHHHHHHH I LOVE IT WHEN YOU POST!!!!!! YOU ARE AMAZINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG cant wait to actually watch the video now lol thanks a lot queen
@by4ku9633 жыл бұрын
8:12 committing heinous acts on a whim is a daily must
@alexisalwaysmad3 жыл бұрын
2:10 and thats why you've got 444k subs (and u funny af)
@yourlocalbuzzkill32113 жыл бұрын
“The one you trusted the most ended up being the killer” Literally just the entire plot of danganronpa
@anothernumber97533 жыл бұрын
Girls I know used to call me ugly a lot. Stuff like this makes me feel like nobody will love me until I’m better looking.😔 I feel pretty worthless since people think I’m ugly.
@citrusteajam21253 жыл бұрын
adding this person to my list of favorite sapphics _itincludesmeimgay:D_
@johnathonjordon81483 жыл бұрын
4:00 they took thirsty to a whole another level
@Squishy_Seal3 жыл бұрын
0:54 the look ! 😂 Like you are already done.
@devastatheseeker99673 жыл бұрын
But how am I supposed to perform calculus at peak efficiency with my shirt on?
@hopefulribo3 жыл бұрын
8:30 he says this but why do I get the feeling that he would bully neurodiverse people
@philosusphie2 жыл бұрын
I don't normally laugh out loud when I watch KZbin videos, so I thought I could just watch this in the living room but you're too funny I think I kinda embarrassed myself
@actuallyrubyleaf3 жыл бұрын
I don't know if it's like…my aceness making me immune to thirst traps or something, but am I the only one who thinks 80% of these guys look completely insufferable? Like yeah, pretty, sure, but their facial expressions just leave them looking punchable to me. "I'm so hot I can get eeeeevery girl and I know it!" vibes just radiating from their every move. Yikes!!!
@desil30stm Жыл бұрын
10:52 Good choice, I'd also take Momo from Twice.
@mixe3 жыл бұрын
I am not the bad unpredictable one nor the mysterious one with glasses. I am the unpredictable one with glasses.
@mirrorball17523 жыл бұрын
one of my favourite albums RED released today and you also uploaded wearing the red colored fit, wow
@PossiblyAlena3 жыл бұрын
9:57 they used the wrong "they're" and it's bothering me
@cultofdumbpling4699 Жыл бұрын
the way the boys had like four different names every time they were referred to 😭
@Music-tb3qc3 жыл бұрын
OMFG Momo from Twice!! The taste!!
@bumblybee55733 жыл бұрын
4:24 it's always so funny when youtube recommences me new people and i spend the first few minutes wondering if i'm in the right place or not and then a reveal like this comes and I'm like "ah yes the youtube algorithm didn't let me down this time either"
@bumblybee55733 жыл бұрын
10:56 LMAO double points I've found another lgbtq+ kpop stan youtuber what a lovely day
@laceycake2 жыл бұрын
"i choose momo from twice" LMFAO *same*
@houseofpea3 жыл бұрын
9:55 i was so sure they meant "swear; theyre not pretty" as in disliking girls who swear.....