"Nothing ever happens" guys when we're so back (The Bazaar)

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[@zjfoster5697]

Just called my Happening guy, he picked up and said "It's."

[@nixon5tixon]

+2

[@thedoomjay]

+2

[@mr.dirtydannnnn]

+2

[@joseaugustogoulart]

+2

[@ruroruro]

Last name Happening, First name It's

[@singlenator9138]

Fellas he’s done it, he’s read the text for Astrolabe

[@carotidartery1]

Underratted comment 👍

[@JB-xl2jc]

And I'm Astrolovin' every minute of it, Jerry

[@KarmaPaym3ntPlan]

Never noticed he doesn’t even have Dooley unlocked. Respect the commitment

[@Doomroar]

He has said that if he loses with Dooley he wouldn't be able to keep lying to himself about being bad at the game, which is dumb because he has been losing at the game i the middle of a Vanesa patch!

[@3ternalsage]

​@@DoomroarCrazy how even in the Vanessa patch, dooley still averages 50% more wins than her.

[@ropsutor3781]

@@Doomroar its been Dooley patch for three patches now

[@NemeanLyan]

It's not the Vanessa patch so much as the anti-pig patch ​@@Doomroar

[@IlIlIlIIIIllllllllllllll]

This game is gonna lose its non meta fan base fast if something isn’t done fast. Reynad had a great idea for a foundation but the implementation of balance and gameplay direction is turning me and my friends off the game.

[@tulicloure]

Me when I'm getting turned to cinders by yeat another Dooley: "You're a despicable person" Me when I'm using a full meta Vanessa build on day 2: "It's not the player that is the problem, it's the system"

[@ZZalles1]

Were you not listening? He experienced character growth Which certainly won't be undone next episode like a 90s sitcom

[@wormhood]

yeat? heres a bell➡️➡️🔔

[@thedoomjay]

I tried to watch "The Happening" on DVD but there was a note in the case saying "Sorry, Northernlion is using this."

[@alaskansalmon8666]

Praying this goes well so he doesn’t give up on The Bazar🙏

[@andrewhouchin5812]

Bro really moved the pufferfish to get the crit buff but didn’t move it all the way to the left so it hit the pearl instead 😂

[@JoeMagician]

Me, falling to my knees when he took out the Jellyfish Puffer combo that is the entire engine of his board.

[@Thor8151990]

I heard him talking about it and had to run to the comments, good lord lol

[@thing4826]

NL the type of guy to go: "hmm.... 3000 or 1000? It's gotta be the 1000 bro it's just too good"

[@colins2876]

It was actually not bad, But the beach ball katana build being undefeated literally turned me into the joker

[@hellopuppykillz123]

Genuinely shocked me lol, my man faced 0 dooleys in 8 days

[@punishedbutler3013]

PREPATCH: Don't bother playing, Dooley is unstoppable POSTPATCH: Don't bother playing, Dooley is unstoppable

[@bottlekn1ght202]

i called my ever happens friend, he picked up and said 'nothing'

[@Fummy007]

There was a brief moment in january between 2 patches where Dooley was getting destroyed by infinite builds unless he had belle-ista. good times.

[@kevinlozano6294]

Hey man don't forget to look at that recap

[@musicalmemecat6998]

You're never going to believe it

[@AtaGunZ]

My face when he puts the barrel out 😭

[@daniellastnaim1588]

i felt the same when he removed vanessa's amulet and his armor per round got cut in half

[@AsianAnco]

Heal enchantment on turtle shell scales with its shield so it would have been a MUCH better target for that upgrade since it cast much more often!

[@danielgeld9813]

Or pearl, I think it’s a bit quicker

[@MisterL777]

Yes heal turtle shell is an absoutely disgusting item

[@Luu_Luu]

the barrel he had in his chest though

[@bludougal]

You killed me to get your 7th win! - I am not mad! I’m happy for you! Really! Not mad at all. - Bludougal

[@cdot32]

I had an aneurysm when he swapped the barrel for 2 shells.

[@poorgrammar3136]

He’s literally faced like 20 meta Vanessa builds and seen barrel in every single one and still doesn’t understand

[@sorcererofsalt5786]

​@@poorgrammar3136it's the opposite bro, he's a youtuber. He never plays the meta because it's boring to watch.

[@ZodiacMustDie]

got his pearl and turtle shell triggering much more often, way more important than the extra shield from the barrel

[@gamingtime9716]

That's true for someone like kripparian but I promise NL just doesn't know what's going on

[@shitpostfella5528]

33:25 him enchanting the seaweed has me feelin a certain type a way

[@yourimpossibletoisgn]

I paused to come find companions in my sorrow.

[@nineblu]

hello brothers

[@raldrid8264]

When the slow was right there man!

[@RobotnikPlngas]

I know nothing of the Bazaar but I dont wanna feel left out. Can I sit with you guys?

[@timbrown6457]

Never thought I would see the day that egg reads astrolabe

[@allan3099]

i'm glad you're sticking with the bazaar or at least for now. Really fw it

[@weirdlu]

I’ve never commented on an NL video but I wanna say something positive in that i think he actually did well in navigating a non weapon build he’s not used to! There were some mistakes of course like trying to go all shield at one point but he tested and learned the correct lessons from it (the two items removed were the ones making the faster loop possible). And there are some meta choices that he didn’t know like keeping the fishing rod in stash as that’s the best way to get duplicate small aquatic items. Or that heal/shield enchants match the damage/shield/heal of the items so that heal enchant was probably best on the turtle shell. But those are things he can figure out later. Theres hope for the Bazaar vids yet!

[@WHALEBOY777]

What other streamer is providing commentary on Shakespeare's sonnet 130 ‘My mistress’ eyes are nothing like the sun" while playing a sweaty auto-battler? Nobody, that's who.

[@baileyfellers5465]

Feels like any build that isn’t crows nest + weapon is a scumbag build to my man nowadays lol

[@davidstenow5055]

He’s read the art of the duel

[@Tyranzor64]

Crows nest + weapon is peak Vanessa scumbag after the infinite nerf ironically

[@Tyranzor64]

45:00 that vanessa fight was two poison tics off of an NL win. Closer than it had any right to be

[@General0lee77]

Bronze Drill dealing more dps than pretty much any Vanessa weapon while also being probably the single easiest item to charge ICANT

[@goonboy9585]

11:53 me when i meet spongebob

[@user-vb8zo6kh4j]

Pyg loses a lot early, unless you get lucky, but he has by far the best late game. He’s really hard to play.

[@MisterL777]

I think all the money/sell items shenanigans make him harder to pivot (because it makes you commit to certain items) but he has a lot of tricks in his bag (literally) More potential but less flexible

[@derpaboopderp1286]

He needs to follow a certain pace to keep the video engaging. If he takes too long to think of what to buy/sell he might lose viewership. Sad to say but thats just the way show biz works and why pyg might not really mesh well with his entertainer habits

[@cameronaxelsson6187]

@@MisterL777with pyg u either play braidead crook buy/sell and get like an easy 7 or you are screwed and mask income/ money until you hit a good item late and run a massive pivot the issue is just getting to the point where you are able to do that without dying

[@jackmarkham9163]

Removing barrel for Captains wheel is gonna make me crash out

[@Kazuki_77]

'Painted Black' but it's red and I don't use paint... "I see a ship's deck and I want to paint it red"

[@Sheamu5]

+2

[@armatura2007]

i see the bots roll by dressed in their winter scarves

[@JonflipZoosa]

I see a ship's deck and I want to paint it red But Dooley makes me suffer existential dread i see the bots roll by dressed in their winter scarves And every one of them can rip my build apart

[@andrejudd8589]

Sick video. Was a good sign to see you really take a few seconds on some of the tougher decisions. He's back!

[@HenriRN]

Just like the legend of the phoenix

[@johndelanie3649]

The biggest issue with Dooley is that the he comes with a very versatile and powerful combo piece built in to his board, and it has some absolutely disgusting permutations like the friend core, he can just kinda slapshod synergies together in ways that would be heavily punished on other characters

[@Jn-fz7fy]

Still loving bazaar, glad to see him having fun with it again

[@jojorobmum]

19:28 oh no no no

[@CinereoTheRogue]

Glory Pull for the final round, and the pvp matchup gave it no chance to shine. Loved this vid!

[@adrianfr05]

19:20 insanity

[@MisterL777]

I was like ???

[@alexawesome7041]

I genuinely stood up in anger

[@boris5909]

chocolate bar commenter is going to have a field day with this ep!!!

[@stoneburnur]

"I realized that's not my brother, that's me." I laughed for both the immediate and mystical implications of this part of the run.

[@framblayt9783]

Hi NL! Great video, Good build. It went crazy... until Dooley. Also, great mental, you took it to the chin like a cham.

[@40KKensei]

One day he will realize Illusoray hastes the Jellyfish thrice and thus gets the puffer going even faster

[@BibesyViper]

Is this the day he reads astrolabe

[@ChoboFraggers]

i love your bazaar videos! dont quit just yet, you're goated

[@deveneb8409]

Heal on turtle would have been crazy

[@hughsimon5816]

1 in 11 chance to get the single useless item when fighting the roaming isle cracks me up.

[@HaLo-]

Unraked was truly the play We are so back

[@BaTycoon]

intent: "apply crit to pufferfish" outcome: "apply crit to pearl"

[@menacingmallard]

my soul shrivelled up when he insta sold the blowgun

[@menacingmallard]

even the shielded weather glass would've been better man

[@Fummy007]

He has no way to give it damage.

[@Ryse245]

8:49 peak “Sort your salad” content, just what I’m looking for

[@peechiz]

Sleeping on the gold catfish that would have turbo scaled his poison

[@idontcare947]

48:42 me when Professor Oak asks me what starter I would like

[@deopolis9718]

We love the bazaar don't give up ❤

[@Siemowit96]

The thing that killed him in last fight was Knife Tricks 55:05 Basically it lowered the railgun and core cooldown to 1 second. Railgun insta charges Core, Core insta charges railgun. Infinite combo.

[@SmellMyPeanut]

Puffer barrel illusoray, nah, captainswheel seashell 😂

[@Tetro_b0y]

Put the 10 piece in the bag brotha

[@wickedsickahlex]

selling the fishing rod while keeping the useless star chart is mad crazy

[@TheKingMoogle]

As a loyal Bazaar watcher I have to let my thoughts known if it's at risk. I would say it's the only game like this that I watch from you that I can make sense of (I don't play STS). At the same time, if it's feeling like a slog and you're just waiting out a patch, I wouldn't mind if you took a little hiatus. I have so much going on that I can keep myself busy until you return. If you do, I'll be here for it day one.

[@cratermoney6941]

4:45 so he just came

[@alcxander]

that day 2 build by vanessa, wth? that's like a complete build so early on and I only just saw the same thing in a fun i just had. I think there's definitely an issue with the people matchups that you face in game. they feel like almost every person is a highly tuned contender of a build. nothing feels like anyone is exploring any of the other options for heroes and just dialling up the normal builds constantly. I, admittedly, have no idea how to fix that but it certainly is a pain to try play through in game

[@bottlekn1ght202]

HE SKIPPED CROWS NEST AND DOUBLE BARREL. LADS. HOLY FUCK.

[@kaizerdeath12]

*NL disses opponent's build* "Oh no." It's a free space in the bingo honestly.

[@ardabaser1349]

46:09 gold tier aquatic item: "I SNOOZE?????"

[@Philgob]

4:50 his body having a positive chemical response to beating a PvE round is not a good indicator

[@I2ed3ye]

As Type A as I get when he has a bad run, I truly root for NL and at least get to enjoy the first, sweet moments of hope when I see that the video is almost an hour long

[@domo5458]

Congratz Egg!

[@NickCombs]

In terms of game enjoyment, I'd say it's perfectly fair to end the run early if you don't get a good start (like last time). I say that as someone who doesn't play, but who enjoys the successes more than watching you struggle. Just keep the runbacks in the video so it doesn't look like you're super lucky.

[@H.Hurricane]

9:01 why does NL always give us such amazing analysis on the psychology of a Dooley!?

[@radarhead82]

Captain's Wheel is the new Clamera

[@iftija]

"Unranked is probably easier than ranked" was the same mindset i had until i realized you can just concede over and over again in unranked until you get the perfect build on like day 3 LOL

[@MsAdsga]

This man doesn't have 1000 Isaac videos because he's good at games

[@m6isme]

You should hold onto sellable items unless you're out of space. Loads of vendors with a bonus to selling specific sizes.

[@Crow_Bltch]

I had a run with 6 piranhas on the board with shark claws, seaweed, and chum, got 5 wins the chum was actually great

[@CodexAce]

40:08 Ultimate sandbag fight. 20k shield and a revive against 8k shield.

[@gmo612]

Baby. We are so fing back- LOBO

[@gerardsolergarcia153]

41:35 the priest talking about his latest partners

[@liefhebber6277]

we're northernlion guys of course we reference the costco joke seven million times

[@MacheteSquad]

I hope people realize that maybe this joke is tired, considering how manth months have gone by since it's been a thing on stream

[@Tetrini]

@@MacheteSquad We're youtube commenters of course we cling onto one joke for months because it made us laugh once

[@MacheteSquad]

@Tetrini You're a right bastard for making me laugh at that meme again

[@RalorPenwat]

8:00 My heart sank. You sell the silver conch and ray here right?

[@K1zma]

That leaves him with only 6 dollars though

[@RalorPenwat]

@K1zma He had 4, Conch and Ray were both silver, sold for 2 each

[@K1zma]

@@RalorPenwat My bad, thought you meant get both puffer and jelly at the same time

[@RalorPenwat]

​@@K1zma Oh, no, you're right, idk how I missed that. Honestly probably would have been better to dump barrel and just the silver shell then because offensive builds are just more effective early, and he'd still be getting so many more triggers on pearl, but he was very adamant on defensive play this time. Sorry

[@Vincentoist]

Yeah it was definitely sell barrel and ray

[@PerfectPwns]

2:54 to 3:29 modern day youth pastor's losing day one of The Bazaar be like

[@hedgewizards]

it feels like free ranked tickets from 10 wins in normals is what causes normals to be so full of insane builds. like if it was just 7 wins instead people wouldn't have to optimize so hard to 10-win just to go back to grinding ranked. most games have 2 different ladders for a reason i doubt tempo would ever change that though, since making it hard to earn ranked tickets increases the f2p grind and incentivizes spending money on gems

[@Unknownprofilegames]

Yeah, people would intentionally play worse if they only needed 7 wins. What planet are you from? People are bad at the game in the ez mode and then cope by saying that the ez mode is actually harder.

[@johnbenis4180]

unranked is easy mode bro

[@cameronaxelsson6187]

nah this isnt really true, if you are consistent enough you just make your gems back thru chests. i have like +2200 gems all time playing ranked only

[@cameronaxelsson6187]

also unranked is definely easier, its not even close, can kinda walk into a 10win in unranked like 80% of the time

[@enriconolasco8124]

Would love some collab bazaar content! Could bring some fresh air to NL

[@M7MD-]

19:22 come one man, get your head in the game. I tried so hard to get 10 wins as Vanessa in ranked but always failed, like 3 consecutive Dooleys on day 11, 12, and 13 made me not get my tenth victory. I lived long enough to become a villain and I learned how to play Dooley a bit, I have two 10 victories in ranked under my belt now.

[@NFStopsnuf]

The era of Tape to Tape is upon us.

[@beaniiman]

retromation seems to be able to win with anything on anybody, hes nuts.

[@TheBigjimable]

The regen half your opponents poison is a Vanessa skill its Venomous Vitality.

[@Max-tj9cu]

great vid!

[@wagwanbossy]

we are so back

[@Chrismas95]

I was genuinely upset when this run lost to that Dooley LOL

[@mrrp405]

1:54 i’m so proud

[@frankiecedeno3724]

Yay NL enjoys the bazaar again!

[@drandana3661]

Skipping pufferfish hurt me so much

[@yamaskymcyamaskface]

Good run!

[@Champuru2]

I want to see the Dooley Arc. Just to see what its like while Dooley is so strong

[@cameronaxelsson6187]

doolet arc would be horrible man, and i think NL knows that. like item vaiance and placement and enchants are so much more complicated, he would just pivot 50 times without settling on a build lol

[@JohnAndJohner]

Look, he's having fun and that's fun, but some of these decisions have me moving rapidly down the crash-out pipeline.

[@BEEFlNbandit]

48:30 captains wheel must be bugged. It's not getting the 50% cool down even though opponent has crows nest.

[@MySubHasBacon]

we’re nothing ever happens guys, of course we’re so back

[@tootall1999]

We need to band together and get put some trash builds in the pool so NL doesn't leave the Bazaar

[@Red_crane]

55min? A single game or the 2 fastet 10 wins in the history of gaming

[@chaserichardson4293]

Oh thank god

[@cvance6175]

Nl needs to process all of his upgrade options over upgrading his bronze sea shell or taking bronze skills

[@CRAETION_]

please don't stop playing The Bazaar NL

[@SeaJay1]

SHELL HES SLACKIN

[@ultimateid5486]

Someone please explain jellyfish to me

[@Subsistence69]

It can’t be done

[@MaxWskill]

when you use puffer/pearl it gets hasted puffer charges when an item gets hasted and then it loops back and forth

[@Subsistence69]

@@MaxWskill Id like to see him try Catfish instead of jelly when he has enough other triggers going off since it actually scales with haste, I feel like itd be crazy