"Now I Understand Why You Don't Have a Girlfriend..."

[@JC-xy6mt]

Bad pick up lines, but at least they made her smile

[@stagnantwater3775]

thats a win

[@magetsalive5162]

Mission failed successfully?

[@adolfofaulkner4684]

If you nail three in a row, that's a win in my books.

[@theoriginalshew]

That's better than a pickup line

[@khoinguyenphan9084]

Bad pickup lines with Pikamee smile? I can't see why not

[@sunfrog6922]

Pika flexing her Kaiju status by massively destroying Chat

[@ponpaerostar]

Are you a kettle? Because you are hot when you laugh.

[@watashiboku7225]

Oof

[@chamllis]

Hey girl are you steam? Because you’ve been making me whistle all day.

[@theedgypenguin4083]

I really want to see Pikamee's reaction to that because I have feeling it would be hilarious

[@adolfofaulkner4684]

You have now the duty to bust that one on stream.

[@ross9120]

Send the superchat before someone else's does

[@victorcarneiro3779]

The squirrel one is kinda awesome, might start using it

[@zom_tyt7382]

Damn bro. Definitely use it on Candice the Schools hottest chick.

[@agilezero5457]

The squirrel I know won't easily be swayed by that one though, I think.

[@notme69]

@@zom_tyt7382 Nice try i heard Joe already told her that at Sawcon

[@radsimp5710]

@@notme69 is that the guy that had ligma?

[@Joe_Mama.also_YTHandlessuckass]

@@radsimp5710 I'll have you know it was Steve Jobs with the ligma, not me, also Sawcon was nice, I told my friend Bofa all about it

[@shytendeakatamanoir9740]

There's a French proverb that say "Woman who laugh is already halfway to your bed". So, in that sense, they're not that bad pick up line.

[@iaincowell9747]

I've often heard in those "women what do you look for in a man?" questions, that someone who can make me laugh is always high on the list

[@rafaeljmc6313]

The problem is when they laugh AFTER going to your bed 😆

[@THExRISER]

Yeah it's Napoleon that said: “A woman laughing is a woman conquered.”

[@pimposki6232]

yeah but the french are like the most fuckable nationality on earth

[@gameman3981]

I actually studied French for three years six years ago (stupidly enough I haven't used it since so yeah) and I never learned that.

[@AidanS99]

My favorite line is, “Hey girl is your father a baker? Cause your buns are HOT!!” 😂

[@horus2955]

Not even “cause his buns are HOT” disappointed

[@B00mt00b]

We need a "World's Worst Dating Service" but with Vtubers

[@germanvisitor2]

I nominate Calliope Mori and Kureji Ollie.

[@Mascotte78]

Damn girl, did you fall from heaven? Because it looks like you fell really hard.

[@radsimp5710]

lmfao

[@velvetbutterfly]

Did you fall from heaven? Because you brought light to my life

[@manusiabumi7673]

Did you fall from heaven? Because your leg is facing the wrong way

[@tweed.k]

gosh i laughed so hard. best clip of the year so far 🥇

[@vutruongquang3501]

Is it just me or subcribing to ClipChama and Pikamee made being single more enjoyable, delightful even ?? 😂 Crap DAYO!!

[@Evilatem]

Props to PAK215 at 0:47 for the DEEP Weird AL reference. The whole song is bad pick-up lines. context = kzbin.info/www/bejne/mn_OqpKrg9Fknc0

[@Darraya55]

That guy at the end had sure made Risu proud.

[@chomosuke0720]

The are you free tonight was pretty good ngl I laughed so hard

[@arkz]

Good job, chat... wait a moment! Chat got roasted in the end... "Now I understand why you guys don't have a girlfriend" LoL

[@TheGouliat]

Your name is Pikamee? well, you can Pick up me...

[@velvetbutterfly]

This needs more attention

[@crisr.8280]

From "pick up lines" it turned into "Pika lines"

[@padathir]

Pikamee laughing is so cute

[@anjake01]

Anything can be a pickup line with enough conviction

[@beebo-]

damn girl are you a scientist. because how much does the sun weigh

[@MidgarMerc]

Chat must be a pot because the kettle is calling it black.

[@abnegazher]

"You look like an angel that fell from heavel, gurl" "Aaw. How sweet!" (Me telling her that she have the face of Lucifer)

[@kintsuki99]

The deez nuts line 60% of the time it works everytime.

[@bon7029]

Is your family tree a Palm tree? Because it doesn't seem to branch.

[@JRyan56]

"Seems like my chat, everybody is really nice people. I don't understand though". Oh, Pika, if only it worked like that..

[@largo778]

"If I said you have a beautiful body, would it really matter in the cold, uncaring vastness of this empty void if a universe?"

[@JohnS1999]

I miss Pikamee

[@RonaldMcJuicy]

“Dang girl, are you a construction worker? ‘Cus you’re building.” “Building?” “Yes.” “Building what?” “Mind your own business.”

[@jerrybaker8597]

If i told you ypu had a stellar body would you impact me wiping out most life on my surface

[@TheLibermania]

"Do you like Tapes and CDs?..." I can't write the rest of the chat up line. Too dirty.

[@velvetbutterfly]

I can only see two ideas, one sounds awkward and the other is just a 'gottem'

[@carton5235]

"Now I understand why you don't have a girlfriend!" Something something.... glass house... something something...

[@Zeredek]

The Yugoslavian one lmao

[@Yoru_No_Chi]

As a Croatian I can confirm that one would work on a small procentage of older women lol...

[@Afferodolor]

That first 'ba baan' was definitely the Netflix sound

[@bombkangaroo]

This one's foolproof. You: "Before we get started, I just need to ask, are you part of a CIA plot to steal my sperm?" Her: "No..." You: "Ok then. Would you like to be?"

[@this4chill770]

Is there anyone still use the classic ‘Beautiful moon’ line in Japan? 🌕❤

[@velvetbutterfly]

Mostly is media like TV and books and stuff, language has evolved now that it's more of a cheesy joke of a line rather than how people actually talk

[@pratypulse]

pika's laugh is so infectious :3

[@nomukun1138]

Oh THAT'S the reason I've never had success with a pickup line, I need to finish it with BA-BAAAAAAN

[@michaelfang1393]

Pika just killed her fans with that girlfriend jab.

[@thetaalchemy1357]

Pika learning the best pickup lines from chat

[@firefly618]

No girlfriend here, my goal in life is watching every ClipChama video ever posted! ファイトだよ！💪

[@lance1015]

emotional damage!

[@philtkaswahl2124]

PAK215 with a Weird Al reference. Truly a person of culture.

[@akumuryuu]

A small sacrifice to make for comedy.

[@SchifferThe2nd]

Me watching this video: "Oof right in the kokoro"

[@WhisperingAila]

whoooo can say where the road goes~ where the wind blows~ onlyyy time~

[@spongeintheshoe]

"What's your favorite Pokémon?" Not really a pick-up line, but it's a great getting-to-know-you question.

[@EtceteraDude]

0:46 Isn't that a Weird Al lyric? I recognized it immediately.

[@mobiusZero2]

Lol pikamee is always be a favourite of mine.

[@lancelnce]

So Pikamee have kitsune mimi and shippo too, that's too cute

[@greenphoenix7365]

row row row your boat gently down the stream, merely merely merely i can make you scream

[@time_to_teaparty]

chat: EMOTIONAL damage!

[@GhengisJohn]

Pak215 had me laughing so hard.

[@seneca983]

Can someone explain that "Yugoslavian hands" one? I found out that it's from a Weird Al song but I don't understand how it's supposed to work.

[@randomperson5579]

Pika is just Pennywise at this point, but instead of consuming fear, she consumes cringe, much more effective in this day and age.

[@lBorosDavidl]

Are you Google? Because you've got everything I'm searching for.

[@magicstix0r]

Pika just murdered them boys right at their desk.

[@WinterHowl]

oof dayo

[@darkcloudsxiaoisbestgirl4846]

Pika, your nickname will forever be "cute anime girl".

[@luqmanloki4803]

My bones are broken because I fell for you pretty hard.

[@Pedro.G.]

pain dayo 😭

[@Kaimine08]

Chat was just brutally murdered at the end XD.

[@ghostmiyu]

She fucking destroyed the chat at the end.

[@Flaxizd01]

GOTTEM dayo😂

[@PassiveSmoking]

Thanks for that truth bomb, excuse me while I go and get drunk and cry myself to sleep :D

[@burst_ch.]

I like how she had a contest to try to make her laugh and no one could do it but these stupid PIKAp lines make her die from silliness.

[@Elaments4]

The first pickup line is comedy gold and no one can tell me otherwise.

[@78deathface]

Botanically, a cucumber is actually a fruit

[@velvetbutterfly]

A pineapple isn't a fruit either, it's a berry. However the largest distinction is simply social perception and flavour profiles. The mechanics of where/how they grow have exceptions, there is no real difference

[@UnownDepth]

She truly an precious

[@hetariko3119]

0:34 ueh

[@Kagezava]

Pikami: why my chat can't find a girlfriend? They are such nice people. Chat: *starts joking* Pikami: Ah, so that's why

[@burntnorris]

I caught that Weird Al reference in there.

[@zeFoksXIII08]

Pain dayo

[@warlord5295]

Girl You know what I'm wearing today that smile you just gave me.

[@yagooatthegoat]

We farming kekw's out here and pepelaughs 🤣

[@bakakubi]

Pika with her sick burns lol

[@miles3101]

Only one could claim the "Pika-p Line Prize".

[@ivod74]

"Hey beautiful, are you viagra? 'cause you're just what I needed"

[@LuckySketches]

I love the first one.

[@horaciohernandez2850]

Pika went savage there at the end.

[@oops_player7328]

Say this to your crush. Your eye twinkle at the night Stars.

[@swatdevil9078]

Deez nuts joke 😂😂😂

[@captainpalegg2860]

At least they didn’t hit her with the “Do you have any ________ in you? Do you want some?”

[@radsimp5710]

Destruction 100

[@chriskwakernaat2328]

Hey girl , are you a soda? cause you are sparkling..

[@terpsichore6066]

Yaarrgh, ye must be buried treasure - cause I'm diggin yer chest!

[@theinfamous1449]

Nah best one is damn I knew my mom was lyin when she said nobody was perfect

[@SilverLawrenceGamingg]

That cute pika face 💛

[@OmnipotentO]

Contagious laughter 😂

[@Dradeeus]

Her foxy parts are so fricking cute.

[@Jebbreh]

Her roasting chat is so good. Lol.

[@transformersrevenge9]

Pika-p lines.

[@epiccarrot88]

"Do you come here often? Because I imagine anyone who does is probably an alcoholic" - a certain space bro. I don't know what Pikamee was expecting, we're VTuber fans, the comedian practically rubs off on us. Our comedian skills grow with each clip we watch. That's just how it works. Maybe we don't need girlfriends, but who needs a girlfriend when you have the best jokes this side of the nuthouse?

[@Run-Riot]

I used to be insane before I fell into the rabbit hole. I'm still insane, but I used to be too.

[@R421Excelsior]

Girl, are you a therapist? Because I need you.

[@markustanbeck9149]

Pikamee is my favorite Cutecumber

[@TransientWitch]

Steven He has something to say about that.

[@ShinigamiSamaH]

Chat got boiled.

[@AnimeFan_2013]

God she's unbearably fuckin cute 💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖

[@dumaskhan]

I want those kettle files.

[@StardustAyanami]

Pain dayo www

[@baxzill3]

gottem dayo

[@jokhard8137]

"D is Natsu!"