Now I will kill you until you die from it! [Hot Shots! 2: Part Deux]

The first guy to die, LOSES!

[@Erakius323]

“First guy to die, loses!” Still one of my favourite movie lines.

[@jonleiend1381]

That should have been the title of the video.

[@avian68tb]

Remember it's the old navy way of doing things

[@ceilingsintheireyes6288]

“I can’t, they’ve tied my shoelaces together” “Bastards” So many great lines 😂

[@ellnats]

"a knot"

[@samking9293]

Not the double knot

[@josiahcone7506]

The way he says bastards has always stuck with me

[@Menaceblue3]

@@josiahcone7506 also the fact it's Rowan Atkinson aka "Mr. Bean "

[@andremead6192]

"Your an American?" "Yes, From America" Ded

[@landfair123]

"We will settle this the old navy way, The first guy to die looses" lol

[@dan290786]

landfair123 loses*

[@disfuncionexe]

@@dan290786 shut up. his spelling might be wrong but it makes more sense oo makes the sound that is in the middle of the word loses.

[@dan290786]

@@disfuncionexe makes sense yes but i didn’t create the English language

[@arthurmorgan4952]

@@disfuncionexe my guy he was just correcting him maybe next time he can spell it correctly dick head

[@disfuncionexe]

@@arthurmorgan4952 e̴̛̳̯͚̱͈̬͕͍͚̼̲̹̾̌̒̉͆̑͋͊̈͛̌͗͆̑́̌̒̏͂́̚ͅą̵̧̡̤̞̳͖̳̺́̏̎͂̆͆̐̔̃͌̂̌̒̑̃̆̃͠͠ͅt̴̠̠̗͚̫̦̻̜̉̀̎̌̽̀͂̓̇͆̐̋͊͆̈͂̾̄̅̈́́͐̚̚̕ ̵̛̘̂̎̌͑́̀͆͊̚͘m̴̡̨̛̺̺̦͍͖͇͇̯̯̻͎̟̫͎̱̦͍̗̜̟̩̘͛̏̓̈͐͂̌̔͋͘̚̚͝͝ͅẏ̶̻͚̙̮̲̠̖̫͉̝̣͖̗̪̳͕̙̘̟̙̤͚͈̩̙̟̮͓̎̊͊̄̊̂̒͑͘ͅͅ ̴̨̢̧̰͔̠͚̼̝̼̹͓̮̫̯̺̙̠̩͎̳͙̆̇͒͗̉̈́͐̊̎̊̾̉͋͗͑̅̇̕̚͝͠ả̵̧̡͉̟̘̹̰̗͓̳̋͑͝s̷̛̞̲͙̻͚̣̯̻̃̊̌̑̋̿̔͗͘͝ş̶̨̢̧̢̱̻̞̟͖̝̖͕͖̥̰͎̘͇͈̦̩̟͎̫̖͛̊̄̅̀͋͛͌̈́̒́͑̅̓͆̂̇̅͛̐̃̀̓̋̚͝͝ͅ

[@alhyde1269]

"Now, I will kill you until you die from it". Most badass line in movie history ;-)

[@Kevin-689]

In a pig's ear

[@nobody4y]

So Shiro was right , people die if they get killed.

[@BenJabituya]

IN A PIG'S EAR!!

[@timetraveller939]

"It will kill you" "Only if I die"

[@Sal_Sal27]

"Only when I have ceased to breathe, will I be dead, Tanley."

[@akselquiman655]

"My skin is made of asbestos. Tanning parlor accident at Dien Bien Phu."-Pres. Benson😂

[@rsolsjo]

As a kid I never understood how they got the real Saddam Hussein to agree to star in this. 😂

[@sjonnieplayfull5859]

As an adult I still can't understand

[@drixg555]

Kind of surprised how Saddam could pull a good Sylvester impression.

[@JENDALL714]

In the 90's they got this guy to play Saddam in other cameo appearances, I think he even did a brief cameo in Seinfeld.

[@shilohjolie5999]

😂😂😂

[@MrKirk94]

This movie is priceless

[@jamesweber3797]

Lloyd bridges and leslie nielsen ruled 90s comedy. Rip to both of them. Charlie sheen is funny too. Love the scene where charlie and martin say i loved you in wall street.

[@NitpickingNerd]

I never understood that joke

[@recht_voor_zijn_raap5506]

@@NitpickingNerd They are father and son and both played in the movie Wallstreet. Also the scene on the boat where that line is said is a parody of Apocalypse Now .. Where a young Martin Sheen was playing one of the lead roles when he was Charlies age at the time of this movie.

[@Adler201]

​@@NitpickingNerd And also scene from Platoon where Charlie was playing soldier

[@frasierfreak92]

They worked so well because they weren’t known to be comedic actors, so the humour comes from a serious actor saying stupid things completely straight.

[@melkhiordarkfell4354]

"It looks like the upper hand, is on the other foot" is probably my most quoted line from this movie.

[@MaxwellBenson80]

The actor that played Sadam is amazing.

[@Alex-xh9kv]

Actor? Are you implying he's not the real Saddam?

[@williamestes629]

This was when people who made parodies knew and understood what they were doing.

[@honzasenbauer612]

Spoof movies are dead and I am really hoping for a comeback, because that shit is just too funny

[@jaredfalk7701]

To be fair, this one is like top tier A class. Even other great spoof movies look up to this one in my opinion.

[@X-Prime123]

@@jaredfalk7701 I would say it's a tie between this and The Naked Gun 33 1/3 for best parody movie of all time.

[@JohnSmith-nj4zq]

When Tropic Thunder came out, those woke protesters started to kill movies like these. Hollywood had become too sensitive. They can't make fun of people's religion, skin color, race, and other craps that's included in their agendas. That list has grown much longer than before. All we get are bad movies and race swapped remakes by Disney.

[@richardellis2919]

Very funny movie

[@MrHalohunter24]

I love how Topper and Saddam are both equally surprised that Benson survived.

[@pschroeter1]

"First guy to die, looses." That's always been the best joke to me.

[@ManinTidyWhities]

Saddam sounding like Darth Vader is even more hilarious when his own private army wore Darth Vader inspired helmets, and that army was formed 2 years after the movie's release

[@jozefu8726]

"We'll settle this the old navy way. First guy to die, loses!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@teej783]

We'll settle this the old Navy way... first guy to die...LOSES!

[@ToyotatechDK]

They don’t make comedies like this anymore. Superb entertainment

[@quakethedoombringer]

I feel like (soft parody) movies/TV series like The Boys or Deadpool unfortunately makes dedicated parody movies a bit obsolete. Also filmakers have been rather lazy with spoof films nowadays (The Starving game and Scary Movie 5 come to mind)

[@Wistbacka]

@@quakethedoombringer Deadpool and especially The Boys are comedic satire. Not parodies. I do wish for good old parodies. The last proper parody imho is Black Dynamite. Unfortunately, Scary Movie became so successful that all "parodies" followed their cheap and lazy poop-joke and dirty humor comedy rather than following the clever writing and parody styles of the likes of Leslie Nielsen and Mel Brooks.

[@grumpgremlin7695]

@@quakethedoombringer i liked the starving games bc they literally yeeted in the Expendables 😂

[@walcottdion5821]

@@quakethedoombringer starviņg games😂😂😂😂

[@vijayvijay4123]

@@quakethedoombringer Yes anything standardized, institutionalised degenerates.The creativity and fun dwindles.

[@DeadPixel1105]

* "My eyes are ceramic. Caught a bazooka round at Little Big Horn. Or was it Okinawa? The one without the Indians." * "Before we get back to base I need to use the men's room. I have a sensitive bladder. Got part of it blown off at Guadalcanal in 1942." * "I don't have a clue what you're talking about, Phil. Not a fucking clue. I have a shell fragment the size of a fist in my head. Pork Chop Hill, 1953. The only way I can make this goddamn toupee stay on my head is by magnetizing the entire upper left quadrant of my skull." * "God, that's loud! My ear canals are very sensitive. They're stainless steel. Took a bullet at Corregidor, 1945. Passed straight through my head from one ear to the other. Here, take a look." * "Excuse me just a second, I need a glass of water. Damn tongue's gone dry on me. It's not mine, ya know. No, I lost mine in Laos. Little commie kid lopped it right off. It's probably on a doorstep somewhere for all I know. I got this one from a Basset Hound." President Benson is the greatest fictional character ever. Hands down.

[@askokafedzic]

You forgot "Skins made of asbestos, tanning parlor accident in Dien Bien Phu"

[@TimeBomb014X]

No that's not Benson, it's Joe Biden...God help us

[@puniopenetrante]

So, he is a WW2 and Korean War vet?

[@andrewhogan6533]

To summarize: Essentially 4 of the 5 senses are useless to him, only smell remains.

[@primeattack]

@@TimeBomb014X Always someone that has to bring up politics....

[@leonmorales5744]

The guy who played the us president was a comedy genius

[@IdgaradLyracant]

Lloyd Bridges, father of Beau and Jeff. You know one of his sons as 'The Dude'.

[@leonmorales5744]

@@IdgaradLyracant oh yeah, thanks, the three of them great actors, even though I havent had as many chances to see Beau's work as with his dad and brother, but I do remember watching a movie about two brothers who were musicians, pianists actually and they had a harsh relationship, I remember one scene in which Loyd's character kicked his brother's ass in the film, it was a tough scene, but I think it was a good film though I dont remember its name.

[@IdgaradLyracant]

@@leonmorales5744 Fabulous Baker Brother with Michelle Pfeiffer

[@JENDALL714]

@@IdgaradLyracant It's go time!

[@KamenRider1]

​@@IdgaradLyracant Also. Kevin Flynn/Clu from Tron.

[@LochVlogs]

“First guy to die loses” great line

[@Luizanimado]

Man, I remember laughing so hard watching this as a kid, then I watched later, and still is funny as hell, great movie

[@dwagin6315]

What is this masterpiece

[@BlueBeetle94]

Hot Shots! Part Deux

[@nidhungl9334]

Hot shots part deux

[@antona.1327]

The best movie Charlie Sheen ever did.

[@jakubfabisiak9810]

@@antona.1327 hold on there. Is The Wraith a joke to you?

[@antona.1327]

@@jakubfabisiak9810 yes.

[@costa1788]

"suffering succotash" I spat out my drink 😂😂😂

[@joelvilla4500]

I was like WTF 😂😂😂😂

[@grimm_destroyer5566]

Sylvester would be proud I taught I taw a pussy cat lol

[@KingCeee]

The way he still sounds like Sylvester when he says yes 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@WindiChilliwack]

This has a combination of Rambo, Star wars and James bond feel in the same time

[@Mrs-vw4jq]

and looney tunes

[@kwiechufithu]

James Bond?

[@Shanethefilmmaker]

@@kwiechufithu Big fight at a fancy house with war time commentary.

[@abeam91]

top gun, man.. how can you miss top gun

[@Shanethefilmmaker]

@@abeam91 That would be part Un.

[@El_Crazyknight]

This type of comedy in movies is rare now. I loved this movies.

[@elijahrobinson2362]

That whole scene was gold. Especially when Charlie/Topper Harley answers the phone and it’s Saddam’s wife (well, ONE of them) , then Saddam mimes “I’m not here!”, and Topper plays along.

[@bencousins7311]

I'm sorry you just missed him

[@elijahrobinson2362]

@@bencousins7311 👌🏽

[@2Plus2isChicken2013]

“It’s your wife, Hillary Rodham Hussein.”

[@stonedbatman2067]

The 80s & 90s were fucking awesome!! You kids today missed out on something very special.

[@TheKeenTribe]

Even my kids say they don't make movies like they used to. Too much political correctness.

[@nikolaidvoriadkin6804]

Is that Biden?😂😂😂

[@souryabanik]

It's not our fault we were not born...wtf lol

[@siramoras]

@@nikolaidvoriadkin6804 legit my thought. But I´ve seen the movies multiple times - its such a great character :D

[@bdragonseven]

I can literally download every 90's movie in existence to an external SSD/NVMe drive and take those movies with me anywhere. I didn't miss out on anything.

[@wo3701]

You know what the most hilarious part is? Lloyd Bridges put more effort into the "Only the master of evil, Saddam!" line than Alec Guinness ever did with "Only the master of evil, Darth."

[@KingCeee]

🧢

[@jameslongstreet9259]

I'll retake my like. Actually I think that Alec Guinness said it in a very cold and controlled way...he was in control of his feelings...

[@zaberfang]

I mean, he's basically saying it in a way that he's not a bit scared of Darth nor even interested in that particular fight.

[@Vittumainen]

0:10 Lmao they made another joke about using stunts. You can even see the stunt guys legs flop back up when Sheen stands up.

[@Jonics18]

Loved this movie as a kid. Still love it to this day.

[@Sigma0283]

“We’ll settle this the old Navy way. First guy to die, loses!”

[@ComputerIlliterit]

"Ahh, ahh Ali MaGraw" HAHA! "Skin's made as asbestos, tanning parlor accident"...too much!!! HAHAHAH!!!! I love these movies!

[@fortminor85]

Go on about your business, son. I've got a bone to settle with this guy.

[@manuelsilva8528]

"... first guy to die looses!" Makes much more sense than star wars, where the emperor is always telling Luke or Rey to kill him so he can win!

[@GawrGurasBathTubPizza]

Loses

[@BenJabituya]

0:24 - *"THUFFERIN' THUCCOTASH!"* - Got me in stitches!

[@Hassony523]

Sylvester?

[@ellimeido7964]

@@Hassony523 oh yeah hahahha

[@Guigley]

"Thufferin' thuccotash!"

[@BenJabituya]

That line always got me in stitches! As a matter of fact, this whole movie got me in stitches!

[@icebear3503]

@@BenJabituya 😅😅😅😂😂😂

[@mollyentertainment8644]

Best part of the movie is thet bot a refre to duffy the duck 🦆 xd?

[@tomtom21194]

Looks like the upper hand is on the other foot!

[@Oxiid]

From a time when movies was fun and ppl wasn't offended by others opinions, miss these times!

[@Hivedragon]

I know how you feel.

[@fenrissirfen4494]

@@Hivedragon those times can and will return we can bring them back ;)

[@swapnilrana2206]

You are talking about the time when Scorsese was receiving death threats for making The Last Temptation of Christ and a Bomb Blast took place in the Cinema Hall showing it. Doesn't feel good when the upper hand is on the other foot, does it ?

[@wjzav1971]

Not to forget the massive shit Monty Python got for making Life of Brian, often from people who haven't even seen the movie.

[@MultiLimpet]

Old people always believe things were better in the past.

[@alextayoyong3712]

They dont make movies like this anymore. Such simple times...

[@Losrandir]

Yes, these are simpleton times

[@NaphishPaulraj]

0:25 "Sufferin Succotash!" Lmao 🤣

[@mister54336.]

Sylvester the cat

[@markydan1232]

“FIRST GUY TO DIE LOSES!” Sadam: 😧

[@nicholasmaude6906]

It's a pity they never filmed a Hot Shots 3 before Lloyd Bridges died.

[@Arrchey249]

They shoud try and do SpaceBalls 2 before Mel Brooks kicks the can aswell.

[@kobudokai1]

@@Arrchey249 wouldn't be the same without John Candy 😔

[@Arrchey249]

@@kobudokai1 I know, but they could do him like a force ghost or something, following Lone Starr around. I mean, they brought back Tarkin in Rogue One.

[@Shanethefilmmaker]

@@Arrchey249 ya and look at what was sacrificed.

[@rhyssuy8361]

What would they have mainly parodied in hot shots 3

[@nutshot_brawler8466]

"Now i will kill you, until you die from it" The redudancy of such a remark is what gets me

[@BenJabituya]

"In a pig's ear!"

[@bensisko4651]

"We'll settle this the old Navy way, first guy to die loses!"😂😂😂

[@R.P.Pyotrsovich]

"Only the master of evil, Saddam!"

[@drahunter213]

So many funny classic one liners in this movie lol “Looks like the upper hand is on the other foot!” Lmfao

[@bencewohner305]

0:53 0:58 I've been waiting for you Obi Wan; we meet last. The circle is now complete. Now i am the master.

[@Yasuda9000]

Only the master of evil Saddam.

[@TypeRyRy]

I remember when I was young, I'd watch this movie all the time. I would always lose it when Saddam went 'Vader' on the President. 😂😂😂

[@mikegallant811]

Imagine if Lloyd Bridges had played obi wan... Careful, Luke, ever since Geonosis, this is Corning Ware.

[@DeadmanInc336]

As a kid, I just loved this movie for all the wacky, goofy antics. As an adult, I just roll my eyes and shake my head at all the one liners. In a good way of course... 🤣

[@RevolverOcelot1]

I see this movie as one of those Oldies but Goldies.

[@JV81]

Getting old huh

[@arthurkazuya8750]

Same man 😂

[@DeadmanInc336]

@@JV81 oh yeah, dude. I got the hemmerhoids to show for it.

[@jafarafidah8813]

Well... This aged well for saddam

[@michaelschweigart3517]

"First one to die loses!" 🤯Mind blown

[@mikitadou]

A classic! Watched it on VHS over and over again during my childhood:) Wokeness will never let anything like this be filmed again.

[@ironoceans]

Indeed, wokeness is hypocrisy at its core. We're fortunate that we grew up in better times with infinately better comedies.

[@jasonr375]

Tell that to Matt Stone and Trey Parker. Just have to not be cowards is all

[@javiermauricio8377]

"my skin is made out of asbestos", jajajaja

[@afriendofbean]

At 1:18, I guess he was thinking it's best to use his normal voice because disguising his voice into a Darth Vader voice gave him an asthma attack.

[@LoneBerseker]

"First guy to die loses" brilliant omg

[@BenJabituya]

"I've been waiting for you, O Big One. We meet at last. The circle is complete, now, I AM THE MASTER!:"

[@Yasuda9000]

ONLY THE MASTER OF EVIL, SADDAM!

[@BenJabituya]

@@Yasuda9000 Your powers are (cough cough). Normal voice: Your powers are weak, old man. You should not have come.

[@uekiboy92]

At last, we meet for the first time and the last time.. ...... Yeah

[@Yasuda9000]

@@uekiboy92 Dark Helmet: Before you die, there is something you should know about us, Lonestar.

[@uekiboy92]

@@Yasuda9000 ....what ?

[@Farlomous]

so now that Top Gun gets a sequel, we need another Hot Shots sequel

[@gandalflotr2898]

Set In china

[@quakethedoombringer]

Rambo also has 02 sequels after this film was released but I feel like the film would benefit more from parodying Superheroes or science fiction since the films tend to mock trendy films

[@ivanjursdotter]

Hot Shots Part 3 DD

[@nicktechnubyte1184]

*Talk to me Lloyd!*

[@SteveVi0lence]

"first guy to die, loses!" That's right! Force ghosts don't win!

[@orbison]

Those who voted thumbs down tried to settle things the old Navy way.....and LOST!

[@SnailMaster]

"Looks like the upper hand... is on the other foot, Suddum!" 😂😂😂

[@thefatman69dude]

why cant he be our real president........

[@danortiz]

It is now. hooray.

[@christianjohnson5379]

@@danortiz no Trump was a great president, Biden on the other hand....way more similar.

[@danortiz]

@@christianjohnson5379 I was being sarcastic. Mocking

[@drixg555]

He's too crazy awesome.

[@shinmegamanzx]

@@christianjohnson5379trump is cocteau from demolition man

[@KINGGODZILLA5460]

Both Hot shots movies are absolute gold!

[@fawziekefli2273]

0:59 I never realised that Saddam called Benson "Oh, Big One."

[@nhytarhalys5909]

That was a much better Lightsaber duel than any of the ones in the Sequel Trilogy 😂😂😂

[@kingthe13]

I'm sorry I get it's fun to make jokes at the lackluster sequel trilogy but one of the few good things about it were the lightsaber battles.

[@nhytarhalys5909]

@@kingthe13 No. I respectfully disagree. Do a close analysis of the choreography of the duels and you'll see plenty (i repeat, plenty) of mistakes. The Throne Room fight scene is by far the worst lightsaber duel in the entire saga. The prequel duels may be over the top and focus a lot on action instead of the emotion of the moment (as in the OT) but they're at least nearly perfect in their excecution and choreography, for example. The sequels don't have niether one thing nor the other, they're empty and poorly thought.

[@kingthe13]

@@nhytarhalys5909 oh wait I missread I thought we were talking about the prequels my bad

[@KingCeee]

🧢

[@rafael_lana]

As many have said before me, the sequels were excellent in making the prequels look not that bad 😂

[@abrarjunejo]

“Then suddenly it happened.”

[@Experiment6Two6]

Does he say, "I have been waiting for you, O Big One?" That's what I hear ...

[@Erdrick68]

Yes, that is what he said.

[@afriendofbean]

@Scott Baxter Yes, that's what he said since on Star Wars, Darth Vader said "I have been waiting for you Obi Wan" but, since President Benson's name is not Obi Wan, all Saddam Hussein could call him is "Oh Big One."

[@bencewohner305]

0:58 Darth Vader: I have been waiting for you, Obi Wan.

[@Stew_Pid]

“My skin’s made of asbestos.” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@randolphpatterson5061]

When Lloyd Bridges emerges from the fireplace, he's wearing his old "Sea Hunt" wetsuit.

[@ElleRoni]

Only the master of evil, Saddam!

[@Adam-ws4wi]

The golden era of comedy. 💯 funny.

[@musterd474]

This movie will always be one of my favorite comedies!

[@ComicBookGuy420]

Lloyd Bridges with a lightsaber, your argument is irrelevant

[@ronarnold1507]

"First guy to die, loses." Can't argue that logic.

[@vksasdgaming9472]

There is better logic in "first to yield loses". Dead guys do not surrender as one pankratiast found out the hard way.

[@maxcady360]

So much comedy gold in 90 seconds.

[@warhammerguy]

Bush and saddam in a lightsaber battle in a m9vie where Charlie sheen is the lead might be the most 90s/early 2000 thing ever.

[@milangurung6522]

He looks exactly like Saddam Hussein 😂😂😂😂

[@michaelsadlo4632]

I love this movie, a great comedy with Charly Sheen, Loyd Bridges and at last Rowan Etkinson. 😂 The First time i watched it, i cant stop laughing like crazy. 😄 Thanks alot for uploading. Best regards from Austria 🇦🇹

[@sjonnieplayfull5859]

I had no idea what a spoof was when I first watched this as a kid, and was mighty confused.... Still laughed my @ss off at the Star Wars and Terminator parts. Bis bald, wann schifahren wieder erlaubt ist.

[@TPSTraining]

Wahrste Worte!!

[@some.randomdudeonYT]

So, a person can be killed without dying from it. I'm glad I found this out, it's very helpful 😂

[@sugarnads]

Rescuscitation lol

[@meeborggp9055]

You can die from the inside.^^

[@situationunchanged9733]

Whenever I watch Rambo I'm always looking at the background for people falling over or silly shit like that!

[@sjonnieplayfull5859]

Three guys on a bridge shooting full auto, and a fourth also shooting while walking sideways in front of all of them...

[@irresponsibleidiot3748]

The stunt man jumping from the balcony and charlie sheen rising from a different part of the floor is peak parody which may go unnoticed.😂😂

[@davemustaki134]

Loved these slapstick comedies growing up in the 90's naked gun was another favourite

[@matthewwatkins4938]

Ok. That "Sufferin' Succotash" completely blindsided me

[@Rapscallion2009]

Lloyd Bridges is awesome in this. I still quite his character in "Airplane!" quite often. "Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit XXXXXXX".

[@danielponiatowski7368]

looks like i picked the wrong week to give up sniffing glue, snooooort!

[@Democracyphobia]

Whoever did Sadam Hosein is a genius

[@calanon534]

Jerry Haleva, who has played the desert madman in both _Hot Shots_ films, The Big Lebowski, Mafia! (Lloyd Bridges' final film), The First $20 Million Is Always The Hardest, and Live From Baghdad. This is literally all the man does as an actor is impersonate Saddam Hussein.

[@kamarulkhairibella2597]

Version comedy..argh never dies..that is why I love comedy..they make me laugh louder and harder..

[@JohnE9999]

First guy to die loses. You can't really argue with that.

[@ChrisM541]

It's all well and good being killed - but I sure as hell don't want to be killed and then die from it. No Sir.

[@mastery7901]

Sufferin sukatash! 😂😂👍

[@anturanggatantra2154]

"The circle has complete"..... Right after drawing a circle 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@peterdavies2960]

1:02 love that Harry Potter reference 😂

[@paulrandig]

Hot Shots 2: 1993 First Harry Potter book: 1997

[@GawrGurasBathTubPizza]

Stupid zoomers

[@heksenshus]

@@paulrandig r/wooosh

[@theboyx323]

"In a pig's ear"- President Benson

[@TheDeathclawhunter]

you gotta respect the hell out of a president who takes it on himself to travel to the country we're at war with to have a one on one duel with the leader and order the only military presence in the room out so they can go right at each other. hard....fuckin...core

[@GuukanKitsune]

Wouldn't it be great if wars were actually fought by the assholes who started them?

[@gittyupalice96]

lmfao he steps out of the fire proudly wiping the dust off "this here's made of asbestos!"

[@crom1701]

"First guy to die, loses." Oh god that's funny.

[@kevinbacon8716]

This movie is pure genius. I'm guessing those post-it notes he puts on his eyes say something funny ,but I can't read the language other than the fake phone number.

[@ryanatorryanson9535]

Dang Charlie Sheen was ripped in this movie.

[@kennethboyer2338]

That fight scene at the beginning is epic though, especially the knee to the groin and guy spitting out walnuts.

[@Iztiak101]

That random ass "Suffering succotash" at 0:24 never fails to floor me lmao

[@benjyparnham5728]

Well that kid is taking on Rambo for sure

[@BenJabituya]

"INFIDEL! I'M GOING TO SPLIT YOU LIKE A MELON!" (SLICES WATERMELON) - *LMFAO!*

[@futureisyours3016]

I didn't know saddam was a Catholic. When his wife phones during their dual. He cries out, "Jesus Mary Joseph." Greatest Catholic ever.😀😁😆

[@Enes-wj5xq]

Jesus, Mary and Joseph are also loved by Muslims.

[@babaghannoush1156]

There is so much to unpack in this scene. Loved Hot Shots

[@Nguyen2-t9p]

0:12 lol, you can see the dictator guy was going to slide.

[@tenbeat]

"Dictator guy."

[@maximus6746]

The dictator guy ......