The Five Merciless Off-Brands of FAILURE MANAGEMENT: 1: Incorrect Supervision 2: Misplacing Observation 3: Incompletion Compartmentalization 4: Unfulfilling Dictation 5: Error Restructuring
@skylarwarren24962 жыл бұрын
EMOTIONAL DAMAGE!!
@Devilboy_10292 жыл бұрын
@@skylarwarren2496 mental health attack
@StevenHe Жыл бұрын
Can I trademark these please...
@Marscotheman Жыл бұрын
@@StevenHe wassup Stephan She
@DaniMartVTen Жыл бұрын
@@StevenHe Go right ahead. Just hook me up with some free merch for life?
@musicboy162 жыл бұрын
Who would have thought we needed the added captions!? Thanks Megan!
@megan_l_yt2 жыл бұрын
Of course! Thanks for being here!
@Smokie_6662 жыл бұрын
@@megan_l_yt Your captions are like a fine spice. They take something great and bring it to a whole new level. Much appreciation for all your work.
@drippynephews2 жыл бұрын
Failure management led by failure - Steven's Dad
@amulyakabra18062 жыл бұрын
Best one
@robertbusselmaier2 жыл бұрын
Love how Steven just waited at the end to say, “failure.” Also, that was a spot on side kick.
@DiMono2 жыл бұрын
Dos is LEGITIMATELY the sequel to Uno. Made by the same folks.
@AKR_ice2 жыл бұрын
Yep
@StevenHe Жыл бұрын
WHY does it have a sequal
@DiMono Жыл бұрын
@@StevenHe Capitalism.
@DanTDMJace Жыл бұрын
@@StevenHethe real steven he
@Marscotheman Жыл бұрын
@@StevenHe I just screamed on my pillow
@TRGha7702 жыл бұрын
you know the next or final video to the off brand videos, steven's dad should just start naming off brand things but the store owner gives him the actual popular brands, and at the end steven's dad gives up or asks for a popular brand but this time the store owner gives him the off brand thing idk why but this makes me smile
@DarkMatter19922 жыл бұрын
I like how on the DOS card game package it says "NEW From the Makers of UNO" and "THE WORLD'S #2 CARD GAME* *unverified statistic".
@mirandaandrews28722 жыл бұрын
Can't wait for Tres😃
@agelessorca2 жыл бұрын
My family actually has both uno and dos
@arifezwan88932 жыл бұрын
I have seen it... about 4 years ago. I saw Trez.
@cassandrakennedy81822 жыл бұрын
@@arifezwan8893 now we need quad
@saminyead12332 жыл бұрын
Oh man! I just died after you pointed it out! XD For anyone wondering, it's at 4:30
@katiekawaii2 жыл бұрын
The idea of didasa suing SPORTS really got me 😂
@random220262 жыл бұрын
0:24 WOW! Steven's Emotional Damage drink matches his stunning 'Failure Management, Est. 2020' sweatshirt! Same coral hue--and his wristwatch, too! FAILURE SHAKE! One sip, and You're Done! 😂 (Love the new 'Reddit Report Card' animation, Megan! Once again, Top Job! 👏👏👏👏👏)
@ezpzjayzaar2 жыл бұрын
the "MOCKBA" adidas fake is actually "Moscow" written in cyrillic, pronounced "Mos-kvah"
@jamilshirinov91482 жыл бұрын
Dude thats exactly the comment I was looking for ))
@rimpydey4881 Жыл бұрын
I like to say it like this Mos-Kvah
@ezpzjayzaar Жыл бұрын
@@rimpydey4881 I can't understand why I chose W over V, clearly a mistake that I am aware of now, thanks for bringing that up, edited
@HiArashi139 ай бұрын
@@ezpzjayzaar Probably because in russian 'в' is pronounced closer to w rather than v. I didn't notice that until one of my american clanmates pointed that out.
@angelaangelova8747 Жыл бұрын
1:32 Me in a public bathroom trying to not touch the toilet seat:
@LexiaVelez2 жыл бұрын
Bad thing about Dos is it's made by Uno so it's not even a fake product
@katestone19573 ай бұрын
I know 😂😂😂
@NightmareShadows132 жыл бұрын
Fs for Megan. Hope your classes go well!
@megan_l_yt2 жыл бұрын
Thanks!
@quintenjin3702 Жыл бұрын
5:10 Adidas is pronounced as A-di-das in china because it translated into Chinese as “阿迪达斯”, so thats why Steven said that. (Also, I was pronouncing it for a long time, so A for correctness, lol)
@harvey.c2 жыл бұрын
i love how megan is as much a part of reddit report card as steven is
@StoryHour_03 ай бұрын
Him reading with the accent makes it even more funnier😂😂
@Megan_NotStevenHeseditor2 жыл бұрын
My name is Megan. When he said I miss you Megan I was like "WAIT WHAT!" But then i remembered.....
@TransencdingBeyond2 жыл бұрын
Another day, Another quality Steven He video.
@valdobie27972 жыл бұрын
Thank you Megan, and good luck with school! Oh, thanks to Steven, too.❤😂
@chucknoll28492 жыл бұрын
This was fun. Always enjoy the hard work . Nice to see you Megan, good luck on your classes. Steven, thank you.
@SayonR2 жыл бұрын
I feel like I have watched this episode 5 times already from the shorts lol. But yeah, can't wait for ginormo!
@ChickenManPvP2 жыл бұрын
As someone who lives in Germany (where Adidas originates) can confirm that your pronunciation of the Brand name is spot on.
@inisipisTV Жыл бұрын
From it’s founder Adolf ‘Adi’ Dassler. His brother Rudolf, founded Puma brand.
@Y0G0FU2 жыл бұрын
We need more of Megans commentary. :P
@blitzfire2052 жыл бұрын
The reddit report cards makes my breakfast better
@Zøømbi_puppets Жыл бұрын
4:44 Steven's dad: go start a business! The business:
@forevermrsanime2 жыл бұрын
Funny story, my parents went back to Asia and on the way back they got too much stuff to bring back, and didn't have enough suitcases, so they had to buy one there, it had the adidas leaf on it, and said polo on it below the leaf.
@Ladykyra10110 ай бұрын
So, some context on American "Adidas" pronunciation. In the 80s in the US, Run DMC had a rap song called, "My Adidas." Which they pronounced as "Uh-di-us." For ppl of my generation (the 70s), that's what we started calling them in the US. Then everyone tried to mimic Run DMC's style with the Adidas sneakers and track suits. 😂
@sakhokon517 ай бұрын
As a person who can read Russian and speak some words from the language, the adidas knockoff at 5:33 with Cyrillic letters (Москва) is just Moscow but with Russian letters. (BTW the k in Москва should be this letter (к) as this k is used in most cyrillic typefonts.
@slumpified31562 жыл бұрын
2:26 DID IT NOT HAVE CLOTHING BEFORE
@amberyoung44252 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣😂😂 that last one and you trying to pronounce em 😂😂😂 I had to pause cuz laughing so hard🤣
@pb99-z3r2 жыл бұрын
4:41 I can understand why it is called a failures kitchen. They serve the two cuisines in the world that have nothing in common.
@R3N3GADEMUFFIN Жыл бұрын
I just got out of surgery and it hurts to laugh but worth it. Thanks Steven 😆
@JacobHGamez2 жыл бұрын
Fun fact, Steven was in a movie called dinosaur world… Sounds like the original Steven he off brand meme.
@Quietly_Watching2 жыл бұрын
I feel that the Adidas knock-off "Москва" is actually just Moscow in Russian... That's how I saw it at least. Edit: After looking at the comments, I'm glad I'm not the only one who spotted it!
@mememan356 Жыл бұрын
And DOS is actually an official UNO spinoff
@fossilrobotgb1652 жыл бұрын
FINALLY I DOWNLOADED REDDIT TO BE PART OF THIS. Thanks steven :]
@mirandaandrews28722 жыл бұрын
Same and I'm hardly ever on it🤣🤣🤣🤔
@topflix9606Ай бұрын
4:35 its made from the creators of uno seen on the top left on the box
@wouterkessel48522 жыл бұрын
...Those history questions where actually intent on making the students fail, as the question on in which battle did Napoleon die doesn't work since the only members of the Napoleon main family line to die in battle did so during the world wars...
@ItzFlibat2 жыл бұрын
DOS was made by the people who made UNO so it's technically not a off brand.
@gengar-19978 ай бұрын
me replying a year later: so both games were made by Mattel
@shadowrobot772 жыл бұрын
Steven He reading that chinesse off brand: i don't understand His dad: Failure!
@juniorhe96262 жыл бұрын
the funny thing is that I actually have a deck of dos playing cards
@admiralbum2 жыл бұрын
2:35 I am sorry to be that person, but Napoleon didn't die in a battle, so this test is an awful forgery.
@ElealovesSKZ_Official2 жыл бұрын
I never thought I would be so happy to be a failure
@risingunity64462 жыл бұрын
Fun Fact : Napoleon didn't die in a battle. He was exiled to a lonely island , and died alone. So the question itself "In which battle , Napoleon died?" Is wrong! 😆
@AldinsaurTheMemester Жыл бұрын
4:36 this isnt a off brand UNO its just a different version, it even says *from the brand of UNO* in the left upper hand corner.
@оІІәН6 ай бұрын
The worse version✨️✨️✨️
@MayorOrangutan2 жыл бұрын
4:30 I actually played DOS a few years back, you picked up two cards each turn. It was horrible.
@Echo_4192 жыл бұрын
4:28 is the best part of this video. Thanks, Megan.
Honestly, it would be fun to see Steven's dad go against marvel or DC Gillian's, dismantling them with emotional damage. That's an idea for a series
@yellow_flash72772 жыл бұрын
Megan's captions are lit! 🤣🤣
@misterboomk Жыл бұрын
i remember this one kid he had nike offbrands called MIKF AIX MARS with the nikey logo upside down
@Sese_. Жыл бұрын
“A+ for fu-yo, uh… *good*” - Steven He
@duonghoangminh2582 жыл бұрын
I mean Dos is played somewhat differently from UNO so it can be considered as a variant of UNO, not a knockoff
@alpha819 Жыл бұрын
Honestly the intro is fire legit felt like a child watching another episode of a cartoon
@Firetrap_Gamez Жыл бұрын
I bought your jumper from your shop! I love it it's so comfy and cosy 🥰 I'm a huge fan
@svatsideas2 жыл бұрын
That was the best thing ever! Please do more.
@nazaara217 ай бұрын
0:04 this is fire
@astrogaming274 Жыл бұрын
3:49 bro frogot the "my other foot was starting a business"
@liamyt6827 Жыл бұрын
5:51 - Do you have Adidas? We got didasa No, Adidas! Sports? Adidas I said, you failure. We also have Adidos Ill have Adios Adios? Adios, I'm LEAVING
@Spikethealligator4 ай бұрын
No no wait! We also have sdidsa
@ayman_brr2 жыл бұрын
Them: we have the whole army Me : i have timmy
@twixchocolate1501 Жыл бұрын
"Dos" "The World's #2 Card Game" This is gold.
@Shaanveer_Singh10 ай бұрын
4:41 for the first time I feel represented in Steven's Reddit
@amzt2622 жыл бұрын
steven he ive unlocked a new form of emotional damage its....ITSSSSS...... EMOTIONAL ULTRA DAMAGE INSTINCT
@1szco1 Жыл бұрын
Everyone :emotional damage Steven He :emotoin-ol-tamage
@onyxwolfreaper21 Жыл бұрын
I cracked myself the moment Steven read “Adididas” XD
@ItsVasl Жыл бұрын
the editor deserves a raise!
@voripeter Жыл бұрын
When I was a kid ('90s), the 2 most common versions the chinese shops were selling, were the "adiads" and the "adios". Usually with 4 stripes.
@MonkeyJedi992 жыл бұрын
The one you pronounced mock-ba is cyrillic, pronounced "mosk-va" which is the Russian way to say Moscow. - I wouldn't have jumped in with the correction, but two semesters of Russian 1 to eke out a D is NOT going to waste!!!
@PCubiles Жыл бұрын
4:30 It's from the same creators, and the gameplay is similar but different, I've played it before
@zeromailss Жыл бұрын
1:04 I got caught with my ipod listening to music during the exam cuz I got bored. I got warned and that's about it, no punishment kek The next exam we are allowed to leave once you are done, before that the teacher were afraid that the kids would cause ruckus or help other cheat if they are allowed to leave early but they change their mind and told the student to leave the school or get close to the exam location once you are done which is great. Wasting time waiting for exam to finish was pain
@gintautassickus63902 жыл бұрын
5:33 you can read it both in cyrillic and latin. Nice.
@Eugene-pq3gg Жыл бұрын
As an actual failure this channel gives me an opportunity to laugh a little at myself. But also emotional damage.
@Soulknightfan4 ай бұрын
4:31 uno actually credited it as a opisit
@Kazh24742 жыл бұрын
Reddit Report Cards are the only way I get my full dose of serotonin
@closethockeyfan52842 жыл бұрын
Intro theme's pretty good👍 Keeping it simple in a good way--don't try to do too much, just sit back and count da money
@TeashaGreen-h1d9 ай бұрын
I think I like when Megan says STUUPID😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@Nuezi6722 жыл бұрын
Speak to me with words protected by silence. And not one could yet feel the emptiness growing within, until they call with the true name of the unknown
@crimsonamogsus7351 Жыл бұрын
Can’t wait for Tres to make the Uno trilogy
@SarthakRana1012 жыл бұрын
4:42 this place is right next to my house lol when I saw it I got the reference lol:)
@goggles_vrgt6 ай бұрын
0:03 bro thought he was slick lmao
@Shaynimations Жыл бұрын
Fun fact: DOS is made by the company that makes UNO. It’s just another version of the game
@theauvishow43892 жыл бұрын
I love your Moonswatch in the Background
@aria_slayz_fr Жыл бұрын
*please make more my man, IM CRYING FROM THE AMOUNT THAT YOU HAVENT POSTED HERE!!!!!!!!!! 😭😭*
@Dill_Pill2 жыл бұрын
for the adidas one i was waiting for ilbeback
@MasterJawata2 жыл бұрын
I remember a few years ago in China, some off-brand company sue the original for copyright infringement...and won.
@captaindelta43 Жыл бұрын
I got degree at Failure management Parents:- Well atleast he's a failure in failure
@AlexandarHullRichter Жыл бұрын
2:45 that kid was either rightfully failed because they didn't study, or they are way too smart for that class and should be put where they're not bored.
@SUGAs_Shadow85 Жыл бұрын
I got some off brand off brand fuel for you...look at the perfumes and colognes on Temu. I was crying 😂😂😂
@whyhellothere20082 жыл бұрын
this is so full of failure it is somehow less of a failure then it should be
@dylanzrim36352 жыл бұрын
Pretty sure my on field watch was a “sports” did a very good job of showing numbers on a screen
@chloedoesthings1324 Жыл бұрын
"I've seen dos all over target" Stephen's dad: WHAT DA HAIL?!?!?!
@ladykoiwolfe Жыл бұрын
I own Dos. Haven't gotten to play it yet. There are a few other follow ups as well.
@ihop. Жыл бұрын
*presses f to pay respect to megan*
@ThatLowBudgetGuy Жыл бұрын
"looks at memes instead of cheating" most menacing attack ever
@perf2.078 Жыл бұрын
In our country in 80-90-s the most famous off-brand was "abibas". I remember there were some old memes about this.