NSFs vs NSmen

Serve army WHERE GOT TIME, but somehow got time to watch this video :)
Disclaimer Scenes may be exaggerated, any similarities to real life events are purely coincidental :)
Written by:
Mark Kinoshita @markaroons
Filmed and Edited by:
Justin Siu @JBSIU
Dennizngz @DennizNg
Produced by:
Jeanette Yeap @Jeanettoes
Long Yi Xuan @yeetato
Starring:
Nicholas Teo @HargaoHunk
Norbin Ngoh @Stylobin
Keiji @Umeandhara
Tengku Nasir @Tengkunas_
Mark Kinoshita @markaroons
Outro Song by MMXJ - / mmxjofficial
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[@moktarbom]

So real wahhahaha That last part, I remember doing guard duty and this girl came to the guard house to deliver breakfast to her boyfriend, 1 of the other guards. Then the regular in charge came out the office and recognized the girl and the girl says:" Hello uncle, I was just bringing breakfast to my boyfriend" The regular was a trainer:"Oh...so this... is your boyfriend...huh" turns to the guy :"you better take care of my niece... understand (Meaning: behave like a gentleman or else)"

[@Uiosla._.]

The plotwist damn good

[@ouiouimonami8704]

Meiji into the wall is like no other

[@Eugeneman-gx6uo]

YAY

[@darkhuilong]

The last part that plot twist XD

[@ilovesuckincock]

Ikr

[@BzyPlayz]

Lol.

[@DaengMuhammad]

YAAAAA BROOO

[@jianhui7928]

Another plot twist: Norbin is actually faking it, he got the same photo from the girl's Instagram and downloaded it🤣🤣🤣

[@alexhe926]

or wrist twist

[@marissa464]

4:36 im still laughing and replaying the part where keji spit out the water😂😂

[@weeyangtoh6049]

I KNOW,RIGHT?!! I KNOW,RIGHT?!!Especially the "Nyec ah" part🤣And I was sure the uncle is gonna say "oi,that's my GF!"🤣

[@marissa464]

@@weeyangtoh6049 OMG YAA

[@samuelwong1596]

omg.. the last part is definitely one of the most awkward experiences.

[@nicolef4119]

Same 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@BBY-01YAMATO]

Niiiigg-ah?!

[@jerryching2031]

IF WB WANT TO DO A MOVIE.. NORBIN BESTTTTT SELECTION FOR FATHER IN LAW OR THE KOPITIAM UNCLE 😅😅😂😂

[@Thatpoliticsguyy]

and also mark

[@Mitski-vl9np]

True wei

[@junhanhk]

NSF: Fast, tough NSmen: Slow, Lazy, Clueless

[@maaazibrahim5802]

What is NSF and NSmen

[@emperor8716]

@@maaazibrahim5802 in simple terms nsf are training soldiers and nsmen have already completed their training

[@maaazibrahim5802]

@@emperor8716 thx

[@nadyaazzahra1139]

@@emperor8716 thanks!

[@yanuk818]

Can't be further from the truth. My reservist unit is fast and efficient.

[@itzmeolivia]

One word when you see your fellow NSFs mates and NSmen mates: *BRO*

[@Mr-Wisdomthief]

or 'abang'...

[@yanuk818]

Eats bee hoon, "wah this mee goreng Shiok ah"

[@wahbanana]

hahahahaha

[@hehewhy9872]

They are actually eating mee goreng

[@MrAprilius]

Sabo sia, later those scholars in MINDEF is going to draft new patterns again.

[@FikriJanoski]

who cares? WADIO

[@WasLostButNowAmFound]

@@FikriJanoski Whats ORD? i only know mindef reserve.

[@TemplarLove]

Lol nvm lah 2 more cycle MR 🤣

[@ainzooalgown7589]

by the time they think of all those, I ROD already, during NSF our Toilet spoilt after I ORD go back for ICT 3rd ICT that same toilet havent even fixed yet, only unitl my 5th ICT they fix the toilet. so new pattern wont so fast one.

[@mingyi456]

@@ainzooalgown7589 Depends, some new patterns (like safety matters) are very fast, and others (like repairing of facilities) is very slow.

[@LightBuzzyear]

I laughed at the "ask you drink, why u showering??"

[@loaf.y3427]

Sameee

[@mingyuhatdog4230]

The plot twist at the end tho, haha why did keiji always do that thing to the wall

[@mkt3849]

watching this while serving my guard duty today HAHA

[@sleepycat7252]

Really

[@lemon2524]

Damn.

[@artyzach]

Don’t get caught ah

[@dominicjohnson9422]

Just pop, gd luck for the gd

[@ainzooalgown7589]

what is guard duty? i never do before even during NSF

[@MrJovester]

Norbin went NICCCC AHHHH...yea don't say it too quick

[@shellshockthetruth]

Ayy my man denniz

[@jinglebellele]

Fun Fact: your always first until you refresh

[@Eli-un6jp]

Yes lol

[@parkpada4323]

😂

[@bananaman8343]

You're

[@jinglebellele]

@@bananaman8343 noted

[@alvinlim80]

norbin aiming for incentive pass is so me

[@Delacr0ix]

That bf & uncle meeting. GG

[@BzyPlayz]

4:55 the usual reaction of a soldier father. My grandfather isn't in the military but that's my grandfather reaction when a man courts his daughter. So funny.

[@nicoleli6078]

Most important thing: "With your girlfriend...eh...eh?" "A bit ah, a bit"

[@BBY-01YAMATO]

How to say the n word without the n word pass

[@JohnTham-o5d]

​@@BBY-01YAMATOYou don't.

[@mayloe5530]

4:56 norbin says the n word

[@winfatt8358]

never been this early before

[@Simon_vinc]

Same

[@36_snaps]

Same

[@bryantngchun]

The last one had me cryingggg, too funny sia

[@rajivbasnetofficial1354]

The last part was something else 😂😂😂

[@kazayujin7164]

I loves the detail that NSmen needs Camp Pass, damn true

[@andersonchia9184]

Hi guys people always smoking in my bunk and I cannot take it, anybody got same experience? How?

[@andersonchia9184]

Please help me

[@Kaijiewan]

Yea, just report it anonymously

[@andersonchia9184]

@@Kaijiewan can you teach me how? There is no channels I can report, plus the smokers will know it’s me as I’m the only non smoker

[@Kaijiewan]

@@andersonchia9184 That's kinda tough since you're the only non-smoker, but I can only think of sending a text to your superiors when they're smoking, while you're pretending to do something else like playing games or watching videos. Then when your superior comes by to check, it can kinda pass off as a random spot check they're doing

[@andersonchia9184]

@@Kaijiewan was that what you did

[@autowingaming262]

Jia egg and jia dan??

[@pierrolkj3987]

Egg is not dan

[@ploofan4200]

Anyone realise at the canteen they were doing the sheesh thing

[@RazerAssassin41]

4:55 NIGGA!?

[@plebbygirl1481]

I would love to comment about this video because I bet it’s hilarious and amazing, but I’m having a breakdown and I don’t want my video experience to be bad just because I’m having a shit day, so I’ll edit this comment later, I just wanted to share my experience to make myself feel better.. Edit: Tysm for the support I’m doing much better now, god bless u all

[@plebbygirl1481]

@Kurious. Tysm god bless u..

[@ps0650.]

hope you feel better ^_^

[@chenluming885]

Talk to someone if you have someone that you can trust. If you are those that prefer to be alone, take your time to find your feet again then talk to someone you can trust. Seek help if needed.

[@plebbygirl1481]

Tysm everybody I’m feeling better u guys are super nice, I honestly thought ppl would cringe at me but u guys are so nice, god bless u all and have a nice day

[@afkmariyastopanimaltesting3744]

2nd

[@ma.alexiaquinto6487]

Does anyone know the song at 1:00?

[@SlaQ956]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/iIGxmn1vhKqVpLc

[@SlaQ956]

Think that’s what you mean

[@grizzay4097]

I know they are Singaporean, but the thing is, I don't know if this is true.

[@silverchairsg]

It is.

[@ArmyLyra]

'If i shoot them now. Its just a AD' 😂😂😂

[@makcherwey5487]

'if i shoot them now, is just a AD' Nich, 2021 3:40

[@isaacchai5660]

What is AD?

[@samms92]

@@isaacchai5660 Accidental discharge

[@iwsy3553]

4:55 at blast volume

[@frxggerr]

When he say “lemme show you my daughter.” I was like:oh sh-

[@maaaiiiiizzzzhhhh]

0:59 What they're saying : Is this the real life- What I hear : Wamen PEE Wamen-

[@Chenhan_0410]

"wa meng thi" is Hokkien language

[@Chenhan_0410]

Is a Hokkien song

[@unkownkneegrow]

Lol at about 5:00 I heard the n word

[@saravananthamilselvam9028]

😂😂😂😂

[@Harrave]

4 months to wadio, this is motivation for me to look forward to becoming an NSmen lmao

[@kulversingh3001]

2 more months to wadio 😆

[@johnwig285]

Trust me once u ORD u will miss NS lol

[@guesswhat2710]

Title: NSFs My brain: NSFWs

[@testor9]

lol not too bad. finally something decent from wahbanana after a long while

[@marsz1]

HE SAY N WORD SIOL

[@Chenhan_0410]

1:01 hahaha 我问天(wa meng thi) Very familiar Taiwanese Hokkien song I am a Taiwanese and have heard this Hokkien song

[@tremendouzs3491]

2:31 - 2:45 POV: me trying to convince my mom to buy me something

[@coolbrocarlson5896]

just saying “Nic... ah” sounds like something else

[@emperor8716]

no dont

[@jazzyyxx]

Huh

[@_lyhhh]

too far to accurate

[@johnwig285]

That is what happens when u are used to hearing such words from rappers and actors.

[@poqwoiqowoieuwrouri]

1stttttt

[@paulinaetzel]

Happy Birthday Keiji

[@Zirul98]

Can you not do mandarin subtitles? Whats the point? What about Malay or Tamil subtitles? Did yall think about that?

[@johnwig285]

How bout no? Whats the point u ask? Most of their audience is chinese right? Ofc put mandarin subtitles then. Use ur brain lah bende simple pon must teach u.

[@Zirul98]

@@johnwig285 I dont understand that when the target audience is Singaporean, not just chinese. Sounds like chinese privilege to me

[@steamedbeam7837]

Aiyo now NSF use LBS liao lah yall still ilbv 😂😂

[@noot--noot]

Haha inspiration from ah boys to men?

[@XkeysmasherX]

Qhahaha I like that ending

[@charmanderwithcherryontop3200]

NORBIN KEIJI PAIR IS DOPEE

[@Parcolai]

Somehow, Singlish is harder to understand than English with Filipino accent. I can't do it without subtitles.

[@algorithmsmaster8615]

4:54😳😳😳

[@Isaac-tr7wm]

ayo hold up

[@sleepycat7252]

After a long time this is a funny video

[@Ambarish0_0]

get your before an hour ticket here!

[@kakyoin9831]

I’m a Malaysia and is this actually real do they have such a big different between both NSF and NSmen

[@jessthemum]

Yup, even though they exaggerated some parts for laughs, it's still pretty accurate

[@johnwig285]

Ofc bro think of it this way, once we ORD, we are either continuing our studies or entering the workforce alr, so our fitness level will drop etc.

[@welmscott5645]

2nd

[@Taelfan]

4:55 N*gga? 😂

[@samcollan]

Weird edit all I see are floting head

[@hushy79]

Keiji looks so different ten months later though.

[@ScubaShark--8964]

If I shoot them now, it'll be just a AD XD

[@chhxss]

1st

[@MagimationYoucuteee]

Yep

[@ok._..-.]

Yep

[@awfulzed]

Nope, someone else was earlier

[@RAKSH005]

What happened to Eden eng

[@Iendleasereit]

DAM FUNNY THIS NORBIN! Hahaha suits the NS skit

[@ShawnThings]

Early

[@toushei]

1:28 oh so it's _that_ magazine 😂

[@ruddyreporter8862]

We got this on trending!!!

[@mrtutorialrblx8493]

3rd

[@foodleveling]

Oh... Your daughter's photo hahaha. I like the camp green tea as well I Food Leveling

[@hymesh]

Can't relate to... Sorry ☹☹

[@jonenateng8060]

canteen auntie doing the sheesh

[@syafininja2386]

1:39 did nic said a malay cuss word

[@vishnusivakumar606]

when norbin said nich ahh it sounded like nig💀🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@randomguy3646]

not botakk

[@zoechoo1155]

4:55 Norbin curse

[@SiegeMasterRoblox]

Its Nick Ah but it rlly sounds like it lmao

[@johnwig285]

Keiji should've been the Encik instead, i watched his Encik videos before he is the best at it.

[@mrtigello2988]

Norbin must have shotgun his wife when he’s young if his daughter is a teenager while he is still NSmen.

[@kumstercheong]

I am a NSmen and I have zero respect for those who treat ICT as summer camps. Very immature and wasting taxpayers' monies IMHO. We are called in once a year for a simple reason and that's to ensure that if we were to unfortunately become a second Ukraine or Georgia, my country can still rely on every one of us to protect every inch of this island.

[@degenorty]

nick-aaaaaaa sounds like sumitng else

[@qilimercurial5116]

What happen to the Malay guy?

[@vjmessiah5426]

i kinda like nicks hair

[@rairao7975]

Too hilarious lolol

[@Confaderal]

All the scenarios r quite accurate except the singsong one… where got NSmen will sing one? Hahaha… at most, we all gna say: “Wah… it’s nt possible la encik…”

[@zanelolful]

Keiji's AMC to the moon! 🚀🚀🚀

[@空间6]

Come compare those in the 80s 90s lagi big difference.we eat cookhse junk cooked by ah beng and ah seng ok😂? That time the reservists lagi bo chap 😁

[@ZERO_0594]

Norbin is like a very good brother to have sia

[@zhun5280]

the last part he say what? nigg- what?

[@SSH963]

at ard 5.10 when they kept re-playing the part, I relised Tengku (I think) was doing the sheesh.

[@justinzy5]

Haha the reservist part ..why never show cut hair plus dye back black with cheap Dye.😂😂😂

[@destiny4931]

4:55 ni-

[@PiereLovesRed7316]

The Part where Nic and Tengku become Gay is the Best moment in this one aside from Nic getting His Hand Destroyed

[@PiereLovesRed7316]

4:55 I think He realized he is about to say the N word so he Prolong the NIC name

[@Blank-nu9sb]

early i guess

[@QwenHo]

halo unker my name nick -nic

[@naomikirkwood6281]

me an Australian: wtf this

[@Eminence_in_shadow]

Welcome

[@FilmingAustralia1623]

This is funny as

[@nasrudynas7327]

What is army?Wher got time?

[@starrysnow7445]

The casting was fabulous! Super hilarious! 😂😂😂