Criminals of Singapore

So Singapore is a "fine" city and here are some of the criminals we have.
Produced by:
Lingyi @Blingyi
Written by:
Nicholas Teo @Hargaohunk
Chrysan Lee @Chrysanlee
Thomas K @HeyThomasK
Filmed and edited by:
Justin Siu @JBSIU
Jason @jasonkokotan
Starring:
Lingyi @Blingyi
Audrey Goh @sparrowonweed
Chrysan Lee @ChrysanLee
Benzo @thisisbenzo
Keiji @Umeandhara
Jason @Jasonkokotan
Norbin @Stylobin
Justin @JBSIU
Nic Teo @HARGAOHUNK
Thomas K @HeyThomasK
Outro Song by MMXJ - / mmxjofficial
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[@cinnabun2498]

“Ok, boomer” Chrysan, 2019

[@kritexia7512]

Ok boomer

[@User-sz7lw]

@@killa8092 Ok boomer

[@ravialliful]

Ok boomer

[@kaeiiisen]

The KillerBear7084 ok boomer

[@kkyochu]

@The KillerBear7084 *oK bOoMer*

[@cwxy]

Not only is Lingyi the officer, she’s an audience too...

[@starrybeam7874]

Celeste Wong i thing she was the courtroom deputy clerk and also part of the jury tbh

[@SamLiewXiaoSam]

Everyone has more than 1 role if you got watch everything

[@aravioli4203]

Celeste Wong lmfaooooo

[@alpanavaidya6955]

Celeste Wong happy realisation😐

[@deniselau3641]

@@SamLiewXiaoSam I don't think keiji had 2 roles tho

[@mari.shinyyy8246]

Lingy: All rise. English subtitles: Our ass.

[@gabri_maybe]

Lol

[@user-lp4cd4ln9y]

But, you were naked right? *but, you would nigga right?*

[@Fang84]

ool

[@imzipperoni]

lol

[@vimcraft_]

aussie

[@VonMole]

When they did that best actor thing. I only look at Ben

[@a.l6135]

They're all good, especially those veterans who have been around since their very first video. Miss watching Terence, Kishan and Priscilla too. They never fail to make my day. 😁

[@hymnsofthetriplegem]

same

[@xcqtlin8403]

same lol

[@_jaballah_]

A.L. same

[@Phoenix_The_HeroHater]

Same

[@b.bennie]

When a criminal has a better sing voice then you do

[@Rhoa_]

*than*

[@KnowMyName99]

The criminals voice is better than ed sheeran.

[@iwilldefeateverysinglejust3826]

*singing*

[@goaway9767]

than*

[@papichulo_692]

when a criminal have better grammar than you

[@Star-rv3gx]

The most wanted criminal is the one who sits on the reserved seats

[@itzsnxn]

Well sometimes if its rly crowded you can sit on it but when you see someone who needs it u shld stand up and let them sit on it no hate

[@ZhangTao]

itz. snxn its just a joke

[@Star-rv3gx]

@@ZhangTao but this is serious I know that that is a joke, though they have made another video of an asshole who got wanted because of sitting in the reserved seat

[@user-sh8ms1kp1c]

@@Star-rv3gx ok boomer

[@lonelyhuman8944]

@@user-sh8ms1kp1c hows she a boomer 😂😂 but no joke, it can get serious.

[@cwxy]

Who else noticed that the hammer thingy was made out of cardboard and a ladle?😂

[@trapkink2755]

I thought it was toilet roll

[@Woagling]

No fucking shit genius

[@skatomtin]

It looks like a paint roller

[@cherri_tsuuuu]

I didnt

[@kimtonginn747]

Celeste Wong i

[@yultubeisbetterthanyoutube]

I like how the audience is twins with people getting a fine. (Watching themselves suffer and get broke) xD

[@deniselau3641]

Thomas is part of triplets

[@DarkwearGT]

@@deniselau3641 yea police criminal and judy ? Duty

[@user-ri2ct5mw5q]

Y U L t u b e me 400

[@sakamataa]

Except for Lingyi, her character in the jury was twins with the bailiff

[@mota.9596]

Benzo: *dead emotions(never changed his expressions during the last scene)* Keiji: FINE, 9999$ YOUNG MAN

[@thomasjames9919]

If it was a crime to get low gpa i would have to spend my whole life paying the fine😂

[@cherri_tsuuuu]

Haha jail party anyone

[@thomasjames9919]

@@cherri_tsuuuu 😂

[@viiviizzz]

its saying how high gpa people get away with the law. i guess its true? its always been evident ever since young age. "elite students" get away with petty crimes, in some sense.

[@johnwig285]

@@viiviizzz nahh its not true. thats what u see on the media. media reports crimes committed by students of prestigious schools or students w good achievements. it is for the bait, newsworthy shit coz thats what get ppl talking and spreading. not only do crimes committed by ur average joe in other tertiary institutions wont get reported by the media or as viral, their institutions will always talk to the victim and case close, no police report is being made to begin with.

[@ImHikaruCat]

Got out of jail card just because he had good gpa. You can read more of that low gpa parody in the video here mothership.sg/2019/09/singapore-crime-nus-molest-good-grades/

[@teeheeoop9809]

"Because the person that enteref the cubicle after you was a five year old!He is going through therapy now!". *Omg i cant* 😂😂😂 The poor boy must of been terrified of the smell

[@istancrackheads8177]

it’s literally scary how all this is actually true just that not many get caught and go to court

[@shreyaspi23]

The "PMD” used at the end by Keji was a skateboard with a big hand pump

[@wahbanana]

Lol

[@Legend-qp4mm]

Hi

[@PhuongHoang-wc8wy]

I didn't know that. Thankssss ❤❤❤❤🙆‍♀️🙆‍♀️

[@kellyfeng608]

@@PhuongHoang-wc8wy is so obvious lmao

[@litikajagota5369]

Him: he stole $500 Judge: puts up four fingers

[@x_gaming3012]

He put up the thumb as well it was just behind his hand

[@ShiyoukaHalphas]

Ah shyt. I had captions on. The caption was "Our ass" when she said "All rise"

[@ff-ze3xk]

SAME!

[@eliminayte]

Oh yea mg

[@elorny]

OUR ASS AUSSIE

[@hanniballecter2365]

I feel like WahBanana is one of the channels I will never get bored of watching

[@wahbanana]

😘

[@user-bf8me2tw4u]

Same

[@rlly1827]

The boomer and GPA joke is true , people with a good score will not treated the same as those with lesser scores ,as they are deemed to have a better future

[@stunned3553]

Everything here is true bahaha

[@twentycharacters7704]

1:03, Nic looked like he was laughing while everyone gasped

[@ifergfan7890]

Yea

[@dianafayin1424]

"The only bird that he saw is your KUKUBIRD!"-Keiji 2019

[@jido5626]

**The chewing of gum in singapore is legal, but the selling of it is not.** I never knew all supermarkets in singapore are gone because of selling gum

[@arianrolex6456]

Buy in Malaysia and have it there. I think bringing gum into sg is illegal too

[@hecker5605]

I didn't know chewing gum is legal wow

[@hecker5605]

@@arianrolex6456 it is?

[@arianrolex6456]

@@hecker5605 well my friend said so

[@damsie64]

@@arianrolex6456 Bringing Gum into SG is not illegal. I always bring like 3-4 small bottle of gum back when I visit Malaysia. But u can’t bring too many back. Idk what’s the limit but I heard if u bring too many back they will confiscate or smth.

[@trapkink2755]

America: **Is this some kind of sick joke?**

[@afsalpavaratty3286]

Wow

[@lonelyhuman8944]

It's sad that they dont know...

[@lemon2524]

Damn.

[@creamthecat9217]

Title:Criminals of singapore Me: SEEMS LEGIT Edit: 100 the nice number

[@elvian9492]

Legit it is. Literally.

[@ibgislife4397]

130

[@caprisuncatcaller6994]

I thought this was me and I was like tf did I say

[@nirreshvel1315]

“He was bird watching but didn’t see any birds “ I knew something was up

[@Xyzrandomidk]

0:01 lingyi : all rise Captions: OuR aSs

[@user-bf8me2tw4u]

Army❤️

[@Xyzrandomidk]

@@user-bf8me2tw4u 💜😊💜

[@txnv531]

💜army💜

[@Minskywhisky]

The girl name is Lingyi

[@Xyzrandomidk]

@@Minskywhisky okk

[@khdoodies]

0:00 Captions says “Our ass” Hmm...

[@muffin6800]

*communitism intensifies*

[@SwordFastic]

Lol

[@singaporecuber149]

Lol

[@caseyann9677]

0:00

[@onigirigfx]

“our ass .... Aussie”

[@clavincher6652]

So educational and informative of Singapore’s law, as well as how the last skit shed light on Singapore’s bias of academics as to overlook morals... Great video from u guys!! Keep it up!!😊😊

[@yesno9728]

Ha ha It's funny how the audiences are angry at themselves for committing crimes.

[@kookikook]

Boomers be like: “whats a boomer?”

[@Tendummiez69420]

What’s a boomer?

[@owroraa]

@@Tendummiez69420 r u joking or.....

[@onstyle2664]

@@owroraa Lol, sorry about this. But what is a boomer? I actually dont know. Edit: Guys I know what a boomer is, I figured it out months ago in google. Also, I don't watch pewdiepie so I couldn't have possibly known. Thanks for the people who replied nicely.

[@owroraa]

@@onstyle2664 um go watch pewdiepie

[@osasfromdebooshes4357]

@@owroraa how _dare_ you spare him *the council shall now decide your fate*

[@TrexVlogs-xo9ml]

If you look deep into Ben’s eyes you can see he is actually displaying each emotion perfectly

[@otakugaming6801]

4:57 Ah the NUS incident. Just get GPA 4.0 and you can do anything you want without any major punishment.

[@benyen2475]

The judge hammer is literally a spoon with a piece of cardboard

[@Minskywhisky]

Correction: Ladel with a piece of cardboard

[@The_guy_who_asked]

It’s called ladle not ladel

[@jordanchoo9539]

Chrysan just called Keji a boomer This is amazing

[@May-us5he]

I just did a project on Laws in Singapore and America and some of those laws were in my presentation and people were shocked 😂😂😂

[@MUSIC-ds5uc]

Singapore lawyers: you are fined $S1,000,000 for revealing secret information about the mystery law. Wah banana: your honor we are just filming a video. SG lawyer: fined Wah banana: ;-;

[@Schocam]

Learn to bring a durian.

[@MUSIC-ds5uc]

@@Schocam Part 2 *Wah banana brings durian * Wah banana: we brought black pearl SG lawyer: OK fined 999,999 Wah banana: ;-; *Wah banana sits at fined area* SG Lawyer: next! Uncle: hi your honor SG lawyer: fined $S990,999 Police officer 1: sir he brought durian SG lawyer: what kind? Police officer 1: Hong miao shang SG lawyer : OK I will give you warning : ) Wah banana: x_x

[@syzygyarchives]

4:25 Wait so the police is a "cRImInAL"?

[@stormendless552]

0:46: *"your KUKUBIRD"* 0:58: " on a *PMD* "

[@kamalhasan919]

So

[@katelynwong212]

storm endless haha!

[@naresshblackpinktwiceitzy6498]

Wah Banana is the best KZbin channel ever finally who else was waiting for a new video 🤗🤗

[@saeyi8961]

This taught me so much about how a court goes like all rise and all sit and I love how lingyu protested the emotionless character

[@durr2740]

You tube: no views, 22 likes Me: hmmm... makes sense

[@chloe6830]

KZbin is drunk

[@Focusonupskilling]

a person must finish watching a full video for it to be counted as a view.

[@okidamotunrayo8285]

@@Focusonupskilling seriously, i didn't know that. Are you sure?

[@Focusonupskilling]

@@okidamotunrayo8285 yep.

[@sllaallspspeneow9855]

This type of comments are starting to get annoying.

[@jojona94]

Major love for this short! Super creative. Also love how they improvise on props!

[@mirukiie7468]

Chrysan: ok boomer me: *falls off bed and laughs hysterically because it’s iconic that one day ago my friend just told me about this meme* - after a while - Judge: where u study at? Boy: NUS, sir Judge: your GPA? me: *falls off bed shivering at horrible memories of that one trial where the judge let the guy off JUST BECAUSE HE HAD A HIGH GPA. WHY*

[@cinnabun2498]

Keji with a wig tho- I can’t xD

[@Anime1kid2]

Keiji’s “byeeeeeee” at the end was rlly funny to me 😂

[@pancakes430]

Chrysan : Ok boomer Me : ok budddddddyyy Also , you forgot about the Tang Yuan guy. Dee’s fans would know what I’m talking about

[@phobiad9246]

Lol forgot to turn off subtitles and Lingyi yelled”Our ASS”

[@mikey6559]

Doctor: "I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live." Patient: "What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!" Doctor: "Nine."

[@zaaq2030]

Wow so funny!!! How long did it take you to google that?

[@avatarion955]

8

[@chiuyeeliew6941]

7

[@Woagling]

I’ve seen this before and it’s so unfunny. And what has this shit got to do with the fucking video. Stupid fucking dog go eat your tofu

[@appscape637]

6

[@xander3413]

I really wanna see a blooper of chrysan laughing at herself saying ok boomer

[@superlolgal555]

PuppyXD Gaming YES

[@yohansshoe5453]

finally a Singaporean that gives correct rules! Those other youtubers give out false information

[@Minskywhisky]

You Korean ah!?

[@jaelin47]

Bro real sentencing can take up to 1 day to 3 years, while Wah Banana takes like 1 or 2 minutes.

[@g0306331]

**Types quote from video to get many likes** Edit: Keji using a rice and cardboard roll to make the hammer thing for judges is such a big mood

[@aesthetism9]

*"What else should be considered a crime''* Thank me later

[@justinliow3860]

Noone asked So we are not obliged to thank you

[@sammyc0re]

@@justinliow3860 he's talking about the fast message they always put

[@justinliow3860]

@@sammyc0re I know Please understand comments better

[@sammyc0re]

@@justinliow3860 sorry

[@justinliow3860]

@@sammyc0re It's okay

[@yun0494]

the gpa one got me HAHAHHA

[@itzmevioletta2578]

2:19 the singing is not bad actually 😆

[@Wendy-ev7cn]

"who you calling boomer?!" Jason was not having it HAHA

[@maythae2836]

when you're too early and theres no interesting comments

[@ludilynverdeflor3081]

Hello ( Benjamin Zhong Wei Quian ) and Lingyi and Chrysan And Keiji Wow This is the beautiful of Singapore thanks Wah Banana !

[@prixso123]

Wah Banna is the best comedy show in singapore

[@hernihashim5829]

"Next, importing and selling illegal edibles" Ben: Is he illegal?! -Ben 2019

[@ycchowjohn8829]

Did no one notice that Keiji was riding on a PMD after sentencing someone for riding on a PMD?

[@virtualr3alityYT]

Ycchow John it’s not real and it’s for a joke duh

[@ycchowjohn8829]

I am not dumb bro my gpa is 3.87 and I am only at 8th grade

[@ycchowjohn8829]

In 8th grade

[@smrncvr]

@@ycchowjohn8829 suree

[@CH-xj6me]

I spat out my drinks when the Low GPA tag came out🤣😥 and I'm studying for my final exams now.

[@im_not_melamine1528]

Helloooo! How are you? 2020?😉

[@anelusiveenigma]

Wow the GPA one XD That's gold!

[@olivialee3181]

Love you guys sooo much😍 Btw you guys are soo funny! Like if you love them too

[@aggrlon5255]

Judge: What is your name Me: Not Guilty Judge: What? Me: Yes, I legally changed my name to Not Guilty Judge: You’re Not Guilty? Me: *Moonwalks outta room*

[@furyflaritus6614]

2:11 I love how Lingyi looks dead and shes just clapping along.. XD

[@hazelhart7550]

"NOOOOO! I mean this is confiscated evidence"🤣🤣🤣

[@SwankyDirectorYT]

0:41 was funny

[@melodyfayethomas7486]

"ok, you sing now" "huh?" Sing !! "i found a love.. " hahaha

[@MapleSenpai]

0:16 Keiji's expression lol

[@rhia8870]

At the beginning of the video put on caps! LMAO

[@addicted2water664]

That durian is not musang King its a d88... The shape is wrong and the stem is too short

[@user-bf8me2tw4u]

Durian pro here

[@addicted2water664]

@@user-bf8me2tw4u bo bian sell it every year during the durian season in malaysia.

[@Nishi1908_]

"He didn't see any bird BUT YOUR KUKUBIRD"! -judge

[@nursofiya8736]

Criminals in Singapore? Thought it was called: *CRIMEWAT CH*

[@intantarmizi5766]

I like how he just stole the durian 😂

[@berkahabadi9482]

"Millenials" actually refers to anyone born in 1980-mid 90s (94 to be exact). Some of them are 30s now and in the video doesn't depict how the millennials are.

[@rexlai9837]

berkah abadi ok boomer

[@rexlai9837]

Zedrix its a joke

[@limesyt6086]

1:01 Thomas looks so shocked

[@Ultramannnnnnnnnnn]

How about the nus student that molested a girl but got away cuz he got good grades

[@btaekook4054]

Jaydenmurder 585 the last one lorh

[@Ultramannnnnnnnnnn]

@@btaekook4054 not inside that one was stealing

[@danversharpe]

lol when that guy said "i have a future" we all saw it coming

[@kr4zyy]

I could tell the NUS one coming lmao

[@salonishah5308]

you guys never disappoint me for content and humor :D edit: im also getting your accent lah...XD :P

[@BrownSillyCat]

Nobody Literally nobody Caption: all sit Her: "AlL SeAt"

[@tuyppong461]

0:46 “Your KUKUBIRD!” Hahahahaha

[@olivesouch6423]

Cuckoo bird?

[@urspicymint]

No one: Not even a single soul: Chrysan:Ok Boomer

[@deniselau3641]

when keiji gets on his seat, he looks shorter than lingyi, however, the end scene showed that keiji was taller than lingyi lmao

[@itsshe_playsgachagachatube9696]

Lol I didn't know that Singapore has these kind of laws

[@yellowbeez93]

Singapore is pretty much like Islam. The laws are HEAVY but its usually merciful.

[@virianity]

Love how the gavel is a ladle taped to a toilet paper cardboard core

[@louistan5618]

Selling illegal things No one Literally no one Ben: is he illigal

[@VolTrax787]

2:16 When your Teacher plays your favorite song

[@winsterbinster3646]

wHaT iS a BoOmEr? Edit: 3:19

[@STEVENVUEH599]

Old

[@brysant3030]

love you wahbanana

[@millho1742]

Mr.Kim was watching but he didn’t just see any bird he saw your KUKUBIRD It cracks me up every time

[@BrunoKaizenLoLStarRail]

Do types of criminal again part 2

[@katherineseki4745]

can we just acknowledge what a beautiful hammer thing they are using, delicate antique and exquisite white large spoon with a roll of cardboard being taped to it with bright yellow duck tape! Great job Wah banana!

[@fatimasherrisasali9367]

More funny videos and all the way supporting all of you from the Philippines. We love you 💝

[@-law-4078]

What happened to ur bloopers? I rly enjoy watching them... Pleasee make moreeeee!

[@a.l6135]

Wow... that criminal (is he called Justin) can sing so well! Impressive! 😲😃 This is one of the many good videos of Wah Banana... Love it! 😊

[@ribbonator]

Here before 10k views and 1k comments! And also here before 200 comments! 😁

[@cringelawatic2744]

Wah!Banana make a vid about Types of Prisoners pls

[@SAADBOI4EVER]

The part when he said he was watching your kukubird was hilarious

[@joyfuljay6829]

In the beginning turn on close captioning and it’ll say “our ass” and “Aussie” for “all rise” and “all sit” it’s funny