Numi Reacts to Bao's Down Bad 0vulation

She's not surprised anymore, just disappointed
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[@SegaMaster172]

Bao: *_I NEED TO BE BREEEEEED~!!_* 😫🌊🌊 Numi: That’s my best friend, y’all… 😶

[@maxszabo4927]

Rest in peace.

[@MOONWOLF7395]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@Negi1001]

Birds of a feather, as they say 😏

[@BoBoPriCer]

I can fix her

[@michaelbecket4901]

Lol

[@OLDMANWAFFLES]

“I NEED TO BE 🍞” There’s a simulator game for that actually.

[@gokuformanvsfood]

😂😂😂

[@nozenkyuzero]

kinda hard simulator but its there

[@althelor]

I'm pretty sure there's more than one. 😉

[@czar6203]

Bread🍞👍

[@tonymata8070]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Mirak-el]

Wait, she said "I've never been caught down bad like this" Really makes it sound like the difference between her and Bao is being caught and not being caught

[@Freeze-n-Frost]

Which brings up the question of… *WHERMST* 😂🤔😂

[@AlexorPwnsAll]

Numi has absolutely been this down bad, she’s just screams less than Bao. Take her latest Star Rail crush, girl’s practically an insane stalker but she’s quiet. Two down bad packages different wrapping.

[@yodawgzgaming4416]

and I quote "These are the kinds of things that we...... keep to ourselves" 😏

[@sergioosorio2636]

until the next gacha game releases a meta dommy mommy 😂

[@MDG-mykys]

She's gonna regret saying that

[@ArchonKujo]

"My brain still believes that Bao can be pure" Nah, I'd be Cappin

[@maxszabo4927]

Who said Bao can still be pure? The purity part of Bao's brain is shriveling up more and more every time she continues to get h**ny

[@autohmae]

copium overdose symptoms

[@freakysquirrel7218]

"Ay bro, pass the copium container!"

[@chimeragenesis361]

Pure Lust that is.

[@DKdusk]

"Stop the cap"

[@Absolute_Crimson]

It's as Numi said Bao was already too far gone.

[@ArchonKujo]

She lost herself in the abyss

[@Gabe-wv6pz]

She was already far off the deep end after she "marked her territory" on Numi's couch.

[@XxJay71xX]

My brother in Christ, she's got so many screws lose she can open a freaking Home Depot. Of course she's too far gone

[@Nayu_Narusegawa]

There is no salvation for Bao

[@mmyr8ado.360]

​@@ArchonKujoyou could say she's made in one

[@Adromelk]

Key phrasing there lads "I'm so glad i've never been CAUGHT being this down bad" "CAUGHT" >_>

[@WFROSE]

Somebody already pointed out when she first found Sinder's stream...

[@eichen97]

cant wait to the clip responding to that quote.

[@shun-li8204]

Eyes and ears peeled from here on then

[@sircuffington]

We all have our moments of weakness

[@AngellishV]

The fact it became a stream alert.

[@joshualawrence2963]

Amazing 😂

[@biggestnoob4704]

Bao: I NEED TO BE BREAD!!! Me: Rye or sourdough, ma'am?

[@nobafan7515]

Well it's not the shield hero that's rising this time...

[@gaboratoria]

*cue the bread song*

[@signd6298]

As a baker. I approve. 😂

[@YamatODEN424]

Pumpernickel

[@clutchmctryhard3110]

I'm more of a brioche kinda guy myself 😂

[@NeuronActivation]

"My ovaries they hurt, they're aching! I WANT TO BE BREAD, I NEED TO BE BREAD" -Bao the whale 2024

[@linakorig9]

Ah phrase for the generations 😂

[@ectothermic]

@@linakorig9 Literally

[@spk1121]

Technically bred, not bread, but yeah, truly classic 🍞

[@animedudegrant3016]

@@spk1121 unless she's having a yeast infection and shes saying "i need to be bread."

[@spk1121]

@@animedudegrant3016: With Bao, I suppose you can never be quite sure... 🤔

[@ArchonKujo]

I'm shocked that Numi isn't even that surprised, and yes... The only best friends Numi have are the insane down bad ones like Bao

[@gamerboy7962]

Yes, Numi. She is nasty, but DAYUM she got that CAKE

[@xxx0ox0]

And even so would it be worth it? I feel like I'd end up in the backyard

[@SegaMaster172]

@@xxx0ox0You’d only end up in the backyard via death by snu snu.

[@rafaelfigfigueiredo2988]

It's like the old adagio... "Yooo dude..."

[@usernamealreadytaken9330]

@@xxx0ox0 Even better!

[@Hi_I_am_Ed]

Cake but not the bread.

[@Loafphy]

Bao is the definition of needing a repair skill check of 90 to fix that mess lol

[@WingZX1103]

Repair of 100 dude....gotta go max stats on that one

[@cavefc-ro7hh]

@@WingZX1103 nah you might need jury rigging for this one, not to mention the amount of caps it will take to fix it

[@filipvadas7602]

There ain't no fixing that lol

[@Eagledude131]

It's a feature, not a bug. Can't fix her, unfortunately

[@martuuk8964]

There’s nothing to fix. You can’t “fix” women. Get that white-knight shit out of your head even as a joke - it’s not a funny one. She needs a specific kind of man that can tolerate the way she is 24/7 and there’s a good chance she’ll never meet that man. Super high libido women (and men) actually struggle to maintain stable romantic relationships because they get sexually bored easily and start looking outside the relationship. So she’d need a man who can both tolerate her frantic chemically imbalanced personality and is willing to let her off the leash when she needs more variety, and be willing to keep her even after that. If you think you are that guy, trust me you aren’t.

[@CrazeeAdam]

Numi's thinking "I can't believe I'm friends with this woman" and regretting her life choices with Bao

[@martintemplar3620]

0:35 That deadpan, defeated *that's my best friend y'all* is just chef's kiss

[@pablorosada9788]

"Never been caught down bad like this" Unrelated sidenote: y'all remember when she first saw Sinder's stream and desperately tried to donate money, then proceeded to cry because for some reason Twitch wasn't accepting her card?

[@eichen97]

but that could be interpreted as a bit to promote eachother, make clickbait and network future projects. bao's already beyond that.

[@spk1121]

​@@eichen97: If you've seen the clip, you know that unless Numi was _really_ playing things up for the audience, to an extreme degree, she wasn't thinking about business opportunities at the time! 😅

[@seankelly3540]

@@spk1121 I mean, you could call it business opportunities...

[@sonicplys64]

Numi, handle ya girl.

[@autohmae]

how though ???

[@austinm5630]

Numi: "I am so glad I've never been caught down bad like this." Also Numi: "It's okay just another $200 on ship girls I don't have a problem I can stop at any time I just need Ataigo"

[@ZION73082]

Numi: Spends hours and thousands of dollars on Nikki rolling for newest waifu... 😑☠️🤣😏

[@Dinoman-mo7mt]

Don't forget "why can't I give her money!"

[@bskec2177]

"I still believe Bao can be pure" Takes sub trip down to Titanic wreckage "Oh, that will buff right out"

[@samuellanghus1455]

THIS. THIS IS MY NEWEST FAVORITE QUOTE HOLEEE

[@johngancarcik5682]

Just a coat of paint and presto good as new

[@movespammerguyteam7colors]

I remember when the actor first read most likely Bao’s tweet. He refused to read it out loud and was nervously laughing.

[@nathanielmalcolm6623]

The biggest takeaway from Numi reacting to Bao being so down bad *that she's in the outer core region below the Earth's Crust* is that Numi can still perk up & say "yessir, that's my bestie right there." True friendship has never been so well-documented before until today with Numi just accepting that Bao is Bao & she loves her for all that she is, even if she's screaming *"I NEED TO BE BREEEEEAAAADDDDD"!!!"* at the top of her lungs. 😂❤

[@ericgolightly8450]

Outer core? You're giving her the benefit of the doubt there.

[@matthewwylie2735]

Chat: We can fix her Numi: My gamer, she can not be fixed

[@brianwalsh1339]

Everyone has a breeding kink, it came free with you evolved human instincts

[@trevdestroyer8209]

Even asexual people?

[@MikeMakesMultimedia]

I don't have a breeding kink I have the oldest human instincts known to man (im 30+ but I wanted to continue the reference)

[@bigmyke2008]

Zoomers have turned the one normal sex act into a kink, we’re doomed

[@ericgolightly8450]

​@@trevdestroyer8209I knew someone would say it

[@change4066]

Even being bred by wolfmen?

[@eliscarlet17]

I regret what I did to Numi by submitting this clip 😭😭

[@yaltschuler]

TO NUMI? HOW ABOUT TO *_ME?_*

[@trathanstargazer6421]

Numi: "I am so glad I've never been caught down bad like this." That implies you have been down bad like that, just that you haven't been caught, yet.

[@TheMrBonzz]

God, the whiplash from seeing her IRL back to this could snap an F1 driver's neck.

[@Th3_FoxRacoonCat]

Numi: "She's so nasty. Also my best friend"

[@captainbirch2.079]

So we got Numi Reacting to Bao Reacting to an animation of her Reacting to Blaidd's voice actor Reacting to her thirst tweet. We're in too deep. Just like Bao wants Blaidd to go too deep into [the rest of this joke was censored]

[@tman3778]

Bao, acolyte of Slannesh.

[@AjaxAlexander]

Bao would make a Keeper of Secrets uncomfortable

[@tman3778]

@@AjaxAlexander Knowing Bao, she'd find it as a mix of Ghost and Blith, try to hit on it, and disgust it with her desperation. Or if she did convince it, be her pillow princess self and make the keeper question it's life choices.

[@steampunker7]

Pretty sure even Slannesh is like "Girl, chill" at this point. >.>;

[@enby_kensei]

Damn, that's crazy. Numi reacting to Bao reacting to Bao reacting to Blaidd reacting to Bao.

[@Seallypoops]

Bao saying shit St. peter couldnt get out of me 😊

[@BLOODPILOT1]

ive never seen anyone fit the expression, "no one can fix her 🍿", more perfectly, until i saw bao loosing literal chromosomes through speech impediment alone In real time. still goated clip tho 🙏

[@neminem233]

Conflating purity with a lack of sexuality is an effect of eurocentric standards on bodily autonomy in this essay I will

[@KahlevN]

It’s times like this that I hope Bao’s room’s soundproofing isn’t nearly as good as she thinks it is, and all her neighbors get to hear her screaming this from houses away.

[@kanjigodomo9696]

If Numi and Melody can both agree that something is severely wrong, a certain individual is fucked up in the head big time. To clarify: Melody: *hesitantly* There there, Bao. You got this. And by "you got this," I mean, "WHAT IS YOUR FUCKING DEAL?!!!!!"

[@TheMrrccava]

I definitely feel like Bao is the definition of a "gooner degen"

[@HarrisBoe]

This video is literally Numi’s reaction to Bao’s reaction to Bao’s reaction to Scott Arthur’s reaction to Bao’s tweets.

[@sausageman9560]

Now that I've seen Bao IRL I wonder what kind of faces she would be doing while making those noises.

[@plumber1337]

Well, we've witnessed that BAO has the bakery, and she's willing to be unhinged in public, unlike miss purity Nihmune.

[@someguardsman]

"You must be the most down bad vtuber ive ever heard of." Bao: "Ah, but you _have_ heard of me."

[@martuuk8964]

The fact that someone in chat had to ask what ovulation is is insane. I mean yeah they were probably a teen but it’s insane they haven’t learned what that is by the time they are old enough to figure out how to use a livestream chat

[@anxia-tea5846]

“These are the kinds of things we keep to ourselves” real

[@JXSnWp]

0:25 "That's my best friend, y'all..." Jesus Christ...

[@dank_smirk2ndchannel200]

I mean, if Bao needs help…

[@magentalizard1250]

OH NO!!! SHE'S MEETING ALL MY STANDARDS!!!

[@yodawgzgaming4416]

"These are the kinds of things that we...... keep to ourselves" 🤣 I think Bao found her niche as THE thirstuber

[@xboomslayer2]

“My brother- she is too far gone” The previous video that led me here was “Bao is Actually Really Wholesome IRL”, the same video being suggested at the end of this😭😭

[@Spartan_Nick]

This is bringing back unpleasant memories from Bao's Subathon 😐

[@blarghinatelazer9394]

Hoo boy, I remember that.

[@yamispade]

What a fun time that was, genuine unhinged Bao.

[@coltclassic45]

"That's my best friend, yall..." poor Numi

[@autisticcryptid9211]

Love how Numi is just watching this like “Yep, same s$&t different day…” 😂😂

[@smitty_werbenjagermanjense7887]

I always thought is was impossible for any creature to be more down bad than a teenage boy in the middle of puberty. That was until I discovered Bao.

[@mooparr]

Bao and Nerissa are the first two breedtubers

[@ZION73082]

I think cotton and vex have a seniority on that. 😏😉

[@leonrussell9607]

​@@ZION73082cotton is infertile

[@charliekahn4205]

@@ZION73082 Isn't Cotton surgically unable to be that?

[@ZION73082]

@@charliekahn4205 Doesn't stop her from trying! ☠️🤣😏

[@aresrivera9744]

In response to her lust “The insanity of mankind shall bring forth the demise” -yaldobaoth percent of five

[@XBladerX246]

I went from seeing wholesome irl bao to this...yes this is bao

[@ClockworkCrow7]

Bao is not just Down Bad. She is Abyssal Apocalyptic.

[@magz8718]

Ban bao

[@chemicallylemon]

Hold up...she said she's never been *caught* this down bad....

[@princessyannahliguidliguid3297]

Numi: "I'm so glad I'm never caught like this" The Noombas: *casually throws in so many clips of her being as down bad as bao* I think the Noombas can justify this or I may have memory fog 😅

[@DragonxFlutter]

Bao ain't just broken, Bao is _shattered like Humpty Dumpty._

[@EleosAnim]

i didn't expect numi would react to this lol

[@aaronmay6999]

I can't even imagine what bao's neighbors were thinking in this moment.

[@MrHidePatten]

If I was the voice actor for Blaiid, I’d be very scared…

[@autohmae]

Love Numi's expression, "this shit again ?" LOL 🙂 I guess this is now the down bad channel ? First chat now Bao

[@felixgutierrez993]

No one: Bao: 🍞🥐🥖🫓

[@namonef]

This clip makes Numi a top

[@PinBiohazard]

"My Brother, she's a lost cause" - Numi 2K24

[@wyvernnemecek595]

Bap’s favourite position is oviposition

[@apolloisnotashirt]

Its a standing ovulation.

[@actuallymerlin]

i’ve never been so scared in my life

[@Oyrou]

For some reason hearing "I wanna be bred" is now a huge turn off

[@GoonNo.56]

I cant listen to this audio more than twice a week or else I will die

[@thekingofmoncow2268]

Turned super saiyan with that scream

[@focal1475]

Damn Roach Chan your doing numbers with this one

[@haydenTenno-]

I will be forever curious what goes on in that chat

[@TheBlafman]

Bao my beloved

[@wassup048]

I’m just seeing this and imaging the irl Bao screaming this XD

[@tonymata8070]

Sheesh, and people say Numi is h*rny one. 😆😅

[@mortified776]

Numi's "Look at [her] and tell me there's a god" energy at the end lol

[@Bakuganluver23]

why does Badger come to mind when that was said? 'cause I remember that clip? "You look at that and you tell me there's a God".

[@FutureAIDev2015]

That expression on Numi's face just says that she's dead inside 😂

[@caesar_cider2777]

bao saw blaidd and went *"WILL"*

[@narutosensei77]

LMAO " I NEED TO BREEEEEEEEED" OMG Bao SO cUTE

[@thefourhorsemen3159]

Bao def flicked the bean a little watching that.

[@stewey2298]

"caught" you mean you have been.

[@phoenixoofss6756]

I think i need to lower down my volume whenever something like this comes

[@MedievalGenie]

The really scary part is where people didn't know what ovulation is. By the way, it's the stage of a woman's monthly menstrual cycle when they are at their most fertile. It's the perfect time to induce pregnancy.

[@salahudeenarunkumar4283]

bruh those JJK images had me rolling

[@cal593]

Well, I shouldn't have played this at work. It's my own fault I got fired.

[@Perdix64]

I’m very uncomfortable…

[@Bluecho4]

I don't think it's physically possible for anyone else to be THIS down bad.

[@greatsage6317]

Even Numi was disappointed💀

[@OldIronbottom]

This… this is beyond down bad. This is bottom-of-the-pit evil.

[@emperorconstantine1.361]

Bao: does sus noises. Numi: …why are we friends?

[@RoarTheRapper]

I have NEVER been this uncomfortable before! Holy shit!

[@thesnacccgawdsukuryuappu]

Bao called us cringe for the cake, but this exists

[@abraxis7292]

Numi's blank face stare as she watches this while Bao is just moaning is killing me. The total look of shame

[@MeaganGarza-tr6zn]

I had the volume WAY too high when starting this video 😭

[@kbob5427]

that was one of the most deranged bau clips ive ever seen 🤨

[@robertmancuso4383]

you know numi is like damn bao you do this out in the open im just to shy to do what you do bao its ok numi hiding it is ok

[@AbadonXXX]

“I have never been caught down bad like this.” Me after seeing numi’s azure lane clips: big x to doubt

[@jjoe50020023]

numi shaking her head LMAO

[@deku5803]

No one can fix her