About 70% of the reason he writes this stuff is the joy he gets out of reading it in public.
@thicclizzyisamanbaby53162 жыл бұрын
He's an exhibitionist lol
@PrincipledUncertainty3 жыл бұрын
I have to thank Chuck. I no longer fear dementia's sweet erasure.
@fludderkiddie2 жыл бұрын
😂
@NoudlePipW2 жыл бұрын
What??? Is that happening?? No no no no
@ohboy90777 ай бұрын
🐰
@simonsamuelsen4 жыл бұрын
This is like a half-hour greentext
@Landshark40084 жыл бұрын
That sounds glorious
@joshuabrant34873 жыл бұрын
I swear to god i read this on /b/ circa 2012 the wax one is so familiar
@Nazkar.3 жыл бұрын
@@joshuabrant3487 I also remember these same stories on /b/ around that time
@alexmaur88173 жыл бұрын
That's kind of how all Palahniuks books are, come to think of it hahaha
@lassmallieber75695 жыл бұрын
Yo reading all those comments I'm pretty scared of what I'm going to witness in the next 30 minutes
@therunner87335 жыл бұрын
Baron Dragonfruit Not even kidding. I’m terrified
@7C_J_73 жыл бұрын
I went into this blind and holy fuck I wish I was prepared
@gregbush61023 жыл бұрын
I'm still clenching!
@daddyCoool283 жыл бұрын
Me too man
@lu4y4pants4 жыл бұрын
I’m so glad I didn’t discover this story in high school. My sadistic edgy ass would’ve been trying to make people faint at school by reciting it
@derigel97833 жыл бұрын
In middleschool my englisch wouldn't have been good enuff.
@silviepaskova3 жыл бұрын
😀
@ModernMedusa2 жыл бұрын
Lol whoops, I was that teen... 🤣
@empiretoday-mr6mg9 ай бұрын
@@ModernMedusa me too 😭
@natewalters8706 жыл бұрын
I wondered how people could have fainted while listening to a story. I wondered why it was called Guts. Both, questions were answered.
@Silver64005 жыл бұрын
HAHAHAAH this is a masterpiece
@MoreTrenMoreMen695 жыл бұрын
Nathan Walters Yeah I’ve seen and heard some fucked shit, the pool bit ranks really high
@Moshpitscum4 жыл бұрын
Retards holden there breath..
@hopeackley94894 жыл бұрын
I still don't understand how people can faint just from listening to that story or reading it.
@fazalr91313 жыл бұрын
@@hopeackley9489 Probably trying to imagine themselves in the same situation, and then proceeding to not be able to handle it
@soolop90003 жыл бұрын
I paused around 22 minutes and just audibly said "holy fuck, holy shit" in my room alone for a minute. Never has an author made me so invested into something I want nothing to do with. God tier
@danielsoule37373 жыл бұрын
Exactly where I stopped, exaclty what I said.
@anatta4672 жыл бұрын
hes infectious :)
@psSubstratum Жыл бұрын
its 2 am, gotta go to sleep and I wanted to stop at 11 min so I can continue tomorrow. thank you
@elyea59287 ай бұрын
TWU
@pagansjudgment3 жыл бұрын
"It was hard to say what my parents were more disgusted by- how I got into trouble, or how I got myself out of it." Holy fuck.......
@-Zer0Dark-3 жыл бұрын
Today I learned that Chuck and I read his novels in a very different cadence.
@impancaking3 жыл бұрын
It's easy to hear him read it than read it myself
@marciaguzman28313 жыл бұрын
So sweet of you!
@rewcashion3 жыл бұрын
That's a great way to put it.
@OniLordMiki3 ай бұрын
Because of Fight Club, I mostly read his works in Edward Norton's voice.
@lionandthewolff4 жыл бұрын
Yeah, a "friend" linked me to Guts years ago, saying see if you can make it through this story. I didn't. Queasiness was building up during the first two sections, and the third proved too much for me. I broke out in a sweat and felt dizzy. I later realized I had had a panic attack. But I was so fascinated by the fact that a story could provoke that sort of reaction from me that I began reading Chuck's other work. I fell in love with his writing. Later on, when Guts was included in Haunted, I thought, OK, let's try to get through this again. These are just words. At approximately the same point, though not the point when Chuck says people attending readings usually drop, I had another panic attack. Worse, prolonged. It probably (no, it definitely) didn't help that I was reading it on the toilet.
@ericjacobsen69014 жыл бұрын
On the printed page, it is just white and black areas. How could one pattern of black dots make such a difference?
@MicahMicahel4 жыл бұрын
I don't judge you, but I found the story kind fun. I visualize it and feel the pain through my imagination too. the experience is fun because I have to overcome the feeling. That's sort of fun. when you take repulsive thoughts and put them into a narrative that has a sense of beauty, it turns into a joke, which is the key to getting past terrible moments. It's good that you keep trying to get past it. Fears should be conquered.
@joefalchetto944 жыл бұрын
@@ericjacobsen6901 Computer stuff is made by 1's and 0's, but look at what they can come up to... Words open doors in our minds, that can, sometimes unwillingly, open doors in our body and emotions.
@freebirddee26203 жыл бұрын
Haunted is such a great read, no matter how many times I read it, I'm still horrified and intrigued x
@conflict72693 жыл бұрын
Yeah my stomach started hurting a bit i swear
@themcluvn6 жыл бұрын
Sitting here, at work, on my lunch break. Just checked like 5 times to make sure my headphones are still working, damnmmmmmmmnnnn Chuck.
@justinsweeney58524 жыл бұрын
Haha, the pauses are on point, and the silence is deafening
@cameronbennett81514 жыл бұрын
I know everyone's talking about the third story from the reading, but man, the story about the brownie troops was a trip. I feel so bad for that woman.
@bladdnun30163 жыл бұрын
It was even worse when he told it on Rogan. Left me speechless for a moment.
@memy44603 жыл бұрын
When is he telling that brownie story?
@lukamiler58243 жыл бұрын
@@memy4460 kzbin.info/www/bejne/j6icp5qvoZZoqqc Here's the video when he told it to Joe Rogan. The story starts at 9:50
@selfdiscardedkingofruin72913 жыл бұрын
Sadly because of what her mother did to her she was never able to orgasm again.
@davidswanson56693 жыл бұрын
Yeah this crowd wasn’t properly prepped to realize that he wasn’t telling a joke about the young girl. It’s actually way sad, but the crowd was on a different wavelength. Maybe that’s the reason that actual jokes can sound like torturous bigotry to certain people; people who aren’t properly prepped or in the right mindset.
@PatrickPierceBateman4 жыл бұрын
I know this isn't supposed to be stand-up comedy, but I haven't laughed this hard in a long time.
@AlisonWonderland9994 жыл бұрын
His comic timing is priceless. If he wasn't a writer he could be an extraordinary actor.
@catatonicscripts91903 жыл бұрын
Ha ha ha ha 😂
@jason4real2523 жыл бұрын
I haven't laughed like that since grade school.
@HNWRobertPaulsonHNW3 жыл бұрын
I was just thinking that the way he recites these stories are very Bateman esque
@Nathan-px6dh3 жыл бұрын
@@jason4real252 I see what you did there you clever slumped sad feller
@BucketOfMarbles5 жыл бұрын
You can see why he's a literary superstar, if he's surprised how few people passed out after his story. Love you, Chuck!
@BucketOfMarbles3 жыл бұрын
@Jim Blogs not a bad assessment honestly. Same with Hemingway.
@marelinem5413 жыл бұрын
I think 'Guts' is a true story. I have a small apartment building with a pool, and about 15 years ago I had to have the pool pump reworked because of new regulations put in place because so many children (and maybe adults too, I don't remember) were being drowned from getting stuck to the pump at the bottom of the pool or getting all their guts pulled out. The literature listed statistics that were alarming! This happened a lot! And I couldn’t figure out how such a thing could possibly happen. But they are always passing new regulations, and it was make the changes or fill the pool in. (If I hadn’t had the pool replastered just a few years before, I might have just had it filled in.) Now is the first time I ever understood how those horrible ‘accidents’ happened.
@awPrzemek2 жыл бұрын
Bloody hell
@priaroserugbycolclough6512 Жыл бұрын
I know this is a pretty late reply so you probs don't care anymore but the stories in this are based on true stories from his friends and people in a sec addict support group he attended when researching for choke
@Garrus19955 жыл бұрын
The swimming pool story...good Lord that was hilariously horrifying.
@langolier93 жыл бұрын
Even though I was already familiar with those stories this was the perfect time to hear the intestine story guts because I was feeling so depressed and sorry for myself and I think that snap me out of it
@ergoth1546 жыл бұрын
The first two weren't that bad, I was honestly disappointed at first... then the pool story... goddamn that was tough to listen too.
@MoreTrenMoreMen695 жыл бұрын
Yeah the climax of the pool bit made me feel a tad nauseous
@Greniuscool4 жыл бұрын
@Sammy R. you're the first one who said they could handle the pool story
@fishhuntadventure3 жыл бұрын
Ya know, it didn’t effect me like apparently some are effected, but then I’ve never done anything so embarrassing or stupid or dangerous. I only listened out of curiosity (the hype) but I got disgusted early in and… well, this was just disgusting. Definitely not funny, definitely not entertaining. I was so empathetically troubled at the description of the accidental teen hanging. Definitely did not add any quality or value to my life.
@GM-qq1wi3 жыл бұрын
The first two stories were lube for the carrot that was the third.
@sdarms111doug94 жыл бұрын
Dude is such an engaging speaker, and he is so cool to his fans. Really admire the guy.
@idkk002 жыл бұрын
i listened to this video in bed, i forced myself to stay awake till the end and fell asleep right when it finished! what an amazing story, this is talent!
@langolier93 жыл бұрын
And the reason I’m listening to you now is because of the brownie heating pad story you told Joe Rogan and I find that so tragic and God bless you for retelling the story
@langolier93 жыл бұрын
Wow thanks 🤩
@DonMofet3 жыл бұрын
same i kinda regret it not gonna lie
@red40813 жыл бұрын
I read this story recently out of Haunted- there are “worse” stories in it, but this one made me almost throw up. Never had that experience before- symptoms of panic attack and had my thermos in front of me on the bus in case I hurled. Marvelous- one of my favorite authors :)
@priaroserugbycolclough6512 Жыл бұрын
Read haunted recently and had to put the book down and take a breather. The content definitely isn't as bad as a few of the others but guts is truly unique in how casually graphic it is
@kevinalford2165 Жыл бұрын
I think one book that would be impossible to make into a movie would be Haunted. The visuals you get from the book are absolutely insane
@donniedarko13455 жыл бұрын
Just finished reading 3 books from Palahniuk. I love his tongue-in-cheek, cynicism. He's a master of his craft.
@kerrymihalik37953 жыл бұрын
I saw this at the University of Pittsburgh and after the story, 3 folks fainted. I'll never forget it. #Legend
@JUXTAPOSE973 жыл бұрын
In every prison there will be this character who is serving a long time,and he looks wise, spitting out truth. I feel Chuck palahniuk In that dress looks like a wise prisoner telling stories to new inmates.
@jenniferb95065 жыл бұрын
I love being stunned by his writing. It feels so close to Real Life.
@ixlifeg67533 жыл бұрын
Who’s life!?
@blistabliss3 жыл бұрын
@@ixlifeg6753 well if they are true stories his or someone's
@AJay-of6jc2 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: The carrot friend is standing across that huge room full of people. This was the last time Chuck saw his friend last.
@jimmilton82726 жыл бұрын
This literally made me feel sick
@patrickdecambra22194 жыл бұрын
He told you he was going to tell you the truth. LOL I'm just 13 minutes in still listening.
@catatonicscripts91903 жыл бұрын
Laugh 😂 out loud!!!!
@girthygumbolini8823 жыл бұрын
Holy crap, chuck is like a powerlifter of the invisible weight his words hold.
@simian013 жыл бұрын
I first read guts while I was sitting on the toilet. Instant regret. Shit hit different... so to speak.
@melon53455 жыл бұрын
I'm at the wax bit and I'm struggling. Pretty terrified for the last story
@pokenbby4 жыл бұрын
haha, how did you like it?
@melon53454 жыл бұрын
It's been 8 months since i watched this and I'd almost forgotten it. Almost. Thanks for the reminder that exists lol.
@laurat10124 жыл бұрын
Oh my god lol
@OctavianNovacP-3 жыл бұрын
I hope you forgot the story
@wethole3 жыл бұрын
it gets much worse
@AlphsGaming4 жыл бұрын
It was a mistake, hearing this while in the toilet...
@Odd_Combo3 жыл бұрын
Well what the hell were you doing while you were on the toilet, sounding?
@AlphsGaming3 жыл бұрын
@@Odd_Combo Brushing my teeth.
@Odd_Combo3 жыл бұрын
@@AlphsGaming I thought maybe you were messing with a carrot or wax or maybe the flush suction on your butt, hence realizing you were currently making some mistakes being in the toilet.
@AlphsGaming3 жыл бұрын
@@Odd_Combo Nope, just cleaning my teeth and taking a shit.
@Odd_Combo3 жыл бұрын
@@AlphsGaming Sounds yucky! Poop particles in the teeth
@adanperez6482 жыл бұрын
I was listening with my mouth wide open in awe during that gut story... Amazing
@shanghalf3 жыл бұрын
he published this novel ages ago i was 20 and got utterly shocked but this text is a foundation in my understanding of literature this man is both a psycho and a genius the way you dont mention the increasing level of horror where you cannot really feel the moment where it fall from funny embarrassing into pure horror until it s too late .. masterpiece !!
@shanghalf3 жыл бұрын
and if you still laughing at one point you probably dont have any Visual imagination i saw all the details !!
@guyinthai3 жыл бұрын
After reading Fight Club Author in the title, I did not expect this, but I still kept watching till the end
@williamwhitten78202 жыл бұрын
My ex-wife was a nurse practitioner. She used to bring home X-rays of things people would stuff into their rear ends. It is amaxzing! One was a bottle of A1 steak sauce, all the way in.
@richiecuna57812 жыл бұрын
damn
@cikazoki4 жыл бұрын
I just kept imagining Morty Smith for the last story
@igornowicki294 жыл бұрын
Oh geez Rick, is my colon gonna be ok?
@deathunitesus21353 жыл бұрын
Season 5 with the horse jerk off machine?
@freebirddee26203 жыл бұрын
Has anyone else read Haunted? The first story is Saint Gutfrees, and every other character has their own breakaway back story. The sexual abuse doll, the rich homeless, omg it gets SO dark. Highly recommend x
@Jose-oq6kj3 жыл бұрын
I haven't but I will based off that description, cheers!
@paulallenscard39322 жыл бұрын
My copy glows in the dark and I had no idea until I walked into my dark room and it was there laying on the my bed scared the sh*t out of me 😂
@AlexReynard2 жыл бұрын
I read it once, and had no problem with the subject matter, but the fractured narrative; trying to figure out whose story was whose and what was going on in the framing story, broke my cranium. I should try to read it again.
@freebirddee26202 жыл бұрын
@@AlexReynard I did find the content shocking but not unbearable. I have to agree, it's hard going, I don't think I really enjoyed it as a whole til the second time around x
@anatta4672 жыл бұрын
my brother was a tour guide at sea world. he said people would always get kicked out for trying to molest dolphins. no lie
@vilentman1115 жыл бұрын
That pool story made me so uncomfortable
@iain20803 жыл бұрын
Fairly sure the pool story was told to Chuck by a man in a sex addict support group. Chuck was there for research for Choke.
@marciaguzman28313 жыл бұрын
I hope so!
@AmericanMysticDegenerate4 жыл бұрын
Oh shit. I ended up having to get out of my chair and lay face down on the ground and hug the base of it to make it through this. I'm exceptionally squeamish. Can't believe I made it through. At least there were brief moments of jokes interspersed. I had to convince myself that it wasn't a true story. I hope it isn't
@marelinem5413 жыл бұрын
I think 'Guts' is a true story. I have a small apartment building with a pool and about 15 years ago I had to have the pool pump reworked because of new regulations put in place because so many children (and maybe adults too, I don't remember) were being drowned from getting stuck to the pump at the bottom of the pool or getting all their guts pulled out. The literature listed statistics that were alarming! This happened a lot! And I couldn’t figure out how such a thing could possibly happen. But they are always passing new regulations, and it was make the changes or fill the pool in. (If I hadn’t had the pool replastered just a few years before, I might have just had it filled in.) Now is the first time I ever understood how those horrible ‘accidents’ happened.
@BlueisNotaWarmColour2 жыл бұрын
I respect your perseverance
@What2B3 жыл бұрын
Mr. Paliniuk, Thank you and very brave of you to share this cautionary tale with us. Through your pain, misfortune and generousity you have saved many oo us from similar injuries.
@EwePeople3 жыл бұрын
Classic "friend of mine." We know who's carrot that was.
@jasonh12933 жыл бұрын
The world is a better place with Chuck in it.
@lightscameraabigail99826 жыл бұрын
So many funny bits.. and the audience laugh as if made to sparingly?? This is so good feel like there was too many awkward quiet spaces..!
@MaryPinkHair3 жыл бұрын
What amazes me is the laughter! I'm pretty sure I won't be attending any of his live readings. 🐰
@autumn78092 жыл бұрын
I don't think I've met a single woman with a masturbation story like this. I feel enlightened? I appreciate the frankness with which Chuck writes about men's inner lives, few people actually do.
@melloncollie3321 Жыл бұрын
I guess we have too much shame just from imagining having something fished out of us in the emergency room lmao. Compared to this story, that kinda sounds like a walk in the park though lol
@Mi11imani Жыл бұрын
He really has had a hard life, but I would like to think that he is happy now. He is so loved! Chuck Palahniuk is one of my favorite human beings, let alone authors.
@Tom-ii6ib10 ай бұрын
There are many copies of this story on KZbin, but this is by far the best one
@EricSepulveda5 ай бұрын
He told 3 stories. Not 1.
@cleansanchez48805 жыл бұрын
I really thought I could handle this. I'm still gonna watch till the end but Jesus.
@shiv261964 жыл бұрын
Me visualizing everything he is saying and being like.... WHAAAT!
@cindyo62985 жыл бұрын
Haha, judging by the comments, I must be jaded. I love him though, one of the greatest writers of our time.
@nana-rs8en3 жыл бұрын
Glad I'm not the only one. Hahaha
@jorgeo14923 жыл бұрын
You guys are some fuckin liars lol, doesnt imagining your intestines pulled out of you while youre concious make you feel weird
@nana-rs8en3 жыл бұрын
@@jorgeo1492 I can only write for myself but no. The thought intrigues me but nothing more. Its best to keep thought and emotion separate.
@pete64682 жыл бұрын
I’m an ER nurse. I’ve seen worse.
@micahwright59012 жыл бұрын
r/jesuschristreddit changes your perspective a little
@uadimwit3 жыл бұрын
Great art causes chill bumps. This caused chill bumps. Fun fact... A certain portion of the population actually faint when the final version of this piece is read aloud. That's why Chuck no longer does live readings of this piece.
@robosing2252 жыл бұрын
I sometimes forget how desensitized I have become when all I do is laugh hysterically at this amazing story. A regular person faints.
@robosing2252 жыл бұрын
also, his story about the grand daughter, the grandfather and the bird is a horrifying story that I believe was based on a real story from a writer in his writers group.
@uadimwit2 жыл бұрын
@@robosing225 it was censored from an "Oprah" book because it was too provocative. It was too fucked up because that shit happens, and it was too well told. TRUTH hits you in the face like a fist, cold and warm at the same time. Truth is your closest friend, and your worst enemy.
@robosing2252 жыл бұрын
@@uadimwit One of the main reasons why so many people lie to themselves. They invariably create a personal ideology that they believe as "superior" truth to sequester or "force down" actual truth from being known. Fat people telling themselves they are pretty. Seeking others like them, creating an echo chamber of "support" which instead of addressing the actual problem, only covers it with a veil of this false truth. The sayings, "I am beautiful no matter what." or "If they cant accept me for who I am, then they dont deserve me." completely missing the mark of what it means to have actual support and friends who aren't afraid to hurt their feelings with helpful honesty. Instead of realizing that they are fat, they lie so they never seek actual help to mitigate the looming issue of heart disease and other obese complications. So it all depends. To me, there should never be an excuse were lies should be used to tell "truths". Convincing women to wear so much make up you cannot tell the same person apart. Obfuscating Covid data to confuse the masses, created internal contention between people for and against vaccinations. Black on black crimes being fundamentally higher than white on black crimes. Statistical data for how many abortions occur annually without the help of medical intervention. The list goes on and on, and media outlets that perpetuate the false truth to assuage the masses is doing the most harm.
@williamwhitten78202 жыл бұрын
Chuck Palahniuk is brilliant, imaginative and yes, brave.
@Michael-sc8if4 жыл бұрын
I enjoyed these stories but for the life of me, I can't think of any of my friends that would feel the same.
@hopeackley94894 жыл бұрын
When someone asks for a book suggestion from him i have to think about it. Some wouldn't be able to handle it.
@jessieannis71644 жыл бұрын
Everyone in the comments saying this is gross... clearly haven't read his books. And should, they're great
@hopeackley94894 жыл бұрын
Right! I don't understand.
@RealBradMiller4 жыл бұрын
True!
@leodwinak3 жыл бұрын
Dear God. Why in the world did I listen to this? My mind keeps wandering back to this the last story freaks me out every time. Only 6 in of colon left. The stuff of nightmares.
@robosing2252 жыл бұрын
the fact that is probably most likely true is the scary part. makes you wonder if certain parts were added for effect (like his sis and her missed period, etc). that seems like a stretch, pun not intended.
@ericasimpson14365 жыл бұрын
I felt just a little bit of queasiness in my stomach. I would have liked to have heard this live.
@cesarrodriguez88934 жыл бұрын
this video has immortalized these stories. God will now strike you down!!!
@AlexReynard2 жыл бұрын
No lie: I watched this whole video while eating a big plate of nachos. And it only occurred to me how jaded I am at 24 minutes in. Yes, past the part with the vitamin pill.
@dumbcucumber6915 жыл бұрын
I remember reading this in my freshman art class one day...felt a little sick myself haha
@jesselitrell83593 жыл бұрын
bro... respect to you for being able to tell that. insane confidence
@DjStink4 жыл бұрын
Holy shit I have seen and heard some deplorable shit but not one thing I’ve seen has ever made me want to faint or feel squeamish like these stories do.
@benangel68314 жыл бұрын
I don't think I've said "Omygod" so many times in one breath...
@lukesalazar92835 жыл бұрын
This was great. Thank you for the upload
@kefkapalazzo15 жыл бұрын
I just got this book and these were some of the hardest pages I’ve ever had to get through lmao
@AlexReynard2 жыл бұрын
By contrast, I'm watching him read this, and it was 24 minutes in when I realized, 'I have been eating a big plate of nachos this whole time without feeling a twinge.' Not saying I'm super cool or anything, just that I don't think I have any kind of a food-disgust-reflex. The part where he mentions calamari made me kind hungry for it. I think I could eat ravioli while watching an abortion.
@redyoutubeshahtdm7302 жыл бұрын
Name of this book ?
@kefkapalazzo12 жыл бұрын
@@redyoutubeshahtdm730 haunted
@OskyPinamar5 жыл бұрын
That was funny! I loved the way he delivered that reading. And the pacing too.
@bentup.7 жыл бұрын
That was awesome!
@nancyparsons22433 жыл бұрын
Brilliant! True! So many hugs to you!
@eligomall36943 жыл бұрын
Story 1: 🥕 Story 2: 🕯 Story number 3: Delta P
@blakhhh5 жыл бұрын
Hmm, eating while listening to this was... interesting.
@johnnytrapantino783 жыл бұрын
Thank God it's over. Guts, I had no idea any of these would turn out that way
@LostAnFound3 жыл бұрын
What a sicko…lol… The man’s a genius. He lays bare human behavior like alien doing an ethnographic analysis of Darwin Award runner-ups.
@BoredBeing2 жыл бұрын
I didn't think this would hurt me as much as it did
@nowoes87563 жыл бұрын
2 girls 1 cup has nothing on this
@daddyCoool283 жыл бұрын
This ones sumn
@dalepetersen65332 жыл бұрын
I graduated from Burbank high school! This dude is the most famous guy from our town!
@BusinessWolf13 жыл бұрын
I was recommended this video, and listened to the whole thing first time. Fuck.
@jlof1113 жыл бұрын
you learn something new every day
@ernestocalzone11715 жыл бұрын
Made it to 25:57 then started to feel queasy
@MoreTrenMoreMen695 жыл бұрын
As soon as I figured out what the “tube” was , I can’t even explain the shock I felt LOL. That was some good fuckin stuff
@lassmallieber75695 жыл бұрын
Sunrise Surprise Same, I was saying "oh no... OH NO" out loud over and over again
@AlexReynard2 жыл бұрын
17:58 Thi is the truest sentence in this whole thing. Every. Fucking. Time.
@job3rg4 жыл бұрын
Story 3 was bad, but story 2 I can never listen to again. This was my second time going through this, still a pain.
@rbztgnphenolphthalein81952 жыл бұрын
I was listening to this while showering, laughing and yelling "Stop! Stoooooppppp!" Best story I've heard in a long time
@imperfectstillworthit4 жыл бұрын
First I tought I you know what happened in the pool: Yea, that's disgusting and upsetting and you'd have to clean up the mess.... And then, it hit me. I'm not sure if it has anything to do with listening to "Guts", but a few minute later ibfelt so sik to my stomach I had to leave work and am lying home in bed now, my belly still hurting and feeling like having to throw up at any moment... Liked him before, admire him now!
@agasd67654asdga3 жыл бұрын
This is next level, double rainbow equivalent of literacy achievement
@zarathustrap25623 жыл бұрын
I've never shitted the same since I heard that pool story.
@face8968 Жыл бұрын
The way he nods his head while reading is great.
@silviepaskova3 жыл бұрын
Probably shouldn't have been eating my lunch while listening to that. 😂😂😂
@dyslexicboogaloo3 жыл бұрын
Were you having pot roast with carrots?
@silviepaskova3 жыл бұрын
@@dyslexicboogaloo I don't remember, that was 6 months ago 😂😂
@AxleTrade Жыл бұрын
I read Haunted many years ago and having just discovered this live reading, Chuck makes it more hilarious but it does not dampen the grisly details at all. I still squirmed and fidgeted uncomfortably by the time he got to the sea creature bit.
@BuildingMakingDoing3 жыл бұрын
I nearly threw-up and passed out at work listening to this.
@drumboarder13 жыл бұрын
Are the people queasy by guts elderly or exceptionally young?
@krrrruptidsoless3 жыл бұрын
I heard decades ago about a guy using the drain to hold himself down while training for the world record of holding his breath and this happened That was in the late 60's early 70's It was an old warning to never go near the drain. A lot of people have died from pool drains holding them onto it. Or so is the structure of lies or truth🤷
@blacksheepdog98103 жыл бұрын
World record is a pretty damn good excuse. How is his butt doing?
@MetalFreak1873 жыл бұрын
Twice in my life as a kid I was in a pool where either, the wave machines sucked someone in and they almost drowned, or someone stuck their hand in a drain in a pool and drowned, I was in the pool both times thank fuck I was a kid and oblivious to the world when I was having fun
@danicatanner76983 жыл бұрын
this makes me want to cry
@LTzEz03z3 жыл бұрын
Thank the Algorithm Gods for this gem. My Lort
@localcelebrity93562 жыл бұрын
I was at a Melvins Concert in St. Louis a couple weeks ago & was talking to one of my movie-director pals in the parking lot about Chuck Palahniuks' strange style etc etc.... he flew in from L.A. & told me about this other upcoming controversial author "DEVIL-JAMES" & how they are attempting to adapt his psychological thriller book "Witchwood-Forest" into screen-play..... movie-script or whatever.... i was like?? Hmmm.... Okay?? So i'll see you at the Melvins Concert in Tulsa, where i flew out there, sure enough he was there again.... & he gave me a copy of the book..... well... DEVIL-JAMES is not no CHUCK PALAHNIUK.... BUT.... he really is tapped in, in much the same way as Chuck..... total different writing style, but makes you think just the same.... I finished the "Witchwood-Forest" book in a altered-state that lasted for a few days.
@sarahallenhumboldt26383 жыл бұрын
State of Oregon, hank you so much for rescuing that abused, victimised whale.
@pantarei83823 жыл бұрын
If i had the chance to free someone like a whale i wouldn't hesitate for a second.. the way we treat those beautiful creatures with places like SeaWorld or other concentration camps for whales or other similar creatures is absurd
@Will-fr9hg3 жыл бұрын
I had to pause am come back to finish this, I thought I was gonna pass out..
@danielracovitan9779 Жыл бұрын
I must be a tough nut if I am surprised people faint or get upset by this, well, gory and explicit story
@svenm.octavian3 жыл бұрын
Absolutely amazing!
@meredithgrubb70273 жыл бұрын
I saw the title guts and heard swimming pool and immediately knew.