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[@danquaylesitsspeltpotatoe8307]

Its funny the real stories from the USA sound like urban legends from the developed world! LOL 10:05 Whats the problem it works great all round!

[@thevoidismyhome7242]

I love that one story with the perfect delivery where the dad delivered his own baby because the attending knew it was that safe. That dad probably met god in a euphoria way.

[@alicewilloughby4318]

Story 1 - The fact that the woman was so willing to die to save her baby makes me want to cry. Story 2 - I've heard too many stories about boys and men telling girls and women BS stories like this to get them to sleep with them. THIS IS WHY WE NEED SEX EDUCATION IN SCHOOLS, PEOPLE!

[@Kayenne54]

Parents have a responsibility too, I'd think.

[@CoolBreeze91]

On story 2 they're definitely from Utah 😂

[@sheilawiseman6167]

No it's why you need parents

[@fractalgem]

​@@sheilawiseman6167parents who themselves may have twisted ideas about what sex is or how it works? Or who may bot be able to bring themselves to talk about it out of crippling embarrasment? Yeaahhh we need comprehensive sex ed.

[@JV-pu8kx]

Every "abstinence only" politician, parent, teacher, clergy, etc., should be made to read these stories.

[@SewardWriter]

They won't care.

[@colleens1107]

Yeah, remember these abstinence only assholes are also the ones who try to force their mistress to get an abortion. They are massive hypocrites and could not care less that the lack of info is the reason so many teens get pregnant

[@sheilawiseman6167]

There's nothing wrong with abstinence

[@lucaselias9824]

The first was ready to DIE to save her baby WHAT A GOAT! 10/10 just lost to my mother because she basically develop spider sense to give birth to me

[@SewardWriter]

IKR? Total badass. You know that kid, no matter how stern the mom might be at times, is absolutely cherished.

[@nicolad8822]

What does that mean?

[@lucaselias9824]

@@nicolad8822 what?

[@YoYo-gt5iq]

Dude, right? I came here to say the same.

[@colleens1107]

Word. That woman was a badass

[@gypsydust]

I work in an OB/GYN clinic. The amount of married couples that are clueless as to how to make a baby is shocking! I don’t live in a third world country. I live in Nashville.

[@jamieweatherwalk2752]

I don't understand how they don't know this...this is why health class and reproduction should be taught in schools!

[@mistresskupo]

Retired OB nurse here. One of our docs had a patient who had been trying to get pregnant for a few years with no success. Every test available came back as normal. About a year prior to being on L&D they had been talking to him and said they didn't understand, every time he "finishes" he had a large amount of "fluid". When the doc asked how they knew how much he had she giggled and said "well, I have to wipe it off my leg each time". There was never penetration, just other forms of excitement with him unloading on her thigh. They had a beautiful baby girl a year after doc gave them a lesson on sex ed. They had no idea it was supposed to go inside. I know this was in there but this is still my fav story and did actually happen to us, lol, although I think my doc was one of the first to start using it 20, years ago. I have never heard of it at the time. Years ago with my fav doctor, after a lovely birth with a happy and healthy Mom and baby. Dad turns to the doctor and (I assume ironically) asks for the husband stitch (when someone sews up the V a lot tighter than it should be in order to give a better s3x experience for the male) and this doc, without missing a beat, says "Sure, how small do I need to make it?" I had to leave the room 🤣 but not before I saw the Dad turn bright red.

[@averycheesypotato]

Story 35- that guy is in the wrong field of work, and he’s going to bring harm on many people if he doesn’t quit

[@theresaderse-nosacek5236]

We had a family friend who was looking at his baby weird. The nurses came in to talk with his wife, who was a nurse on the same floor, when he exclaimed "they're born with their eyes open!" He is a vet and an only child of only children. He had never really around human babies before. His oldest is in her 30s and that story still gets told around the hospital.

[@Whooachannel]

I'm of the belief that woman should start suing doctors for "husband stitches" that are given without the wife's consent. That is an absolutely VILE practice and so dehumanizing towards the women

[@janisbentzen4503]

Do you really think doctors would do that?

[@waywardwarrior2817]

@@janisbentzen4503 doctor's have been doing it for years it's slowly falling out of practice but the last generation still has a stranglehold on it

[@dinoheartnerd2265]

EXACTLY!!!

[@NeedlessExposition]

Story 36 made me feel grateful about how my experience was nothing like what that poor woman went through. In less than 24 hours after my first pregnancy ended up being a ruptured ectopic while I was visiting with my dad and stepmother, my husband, my mom, and my brother (and his wife and three children, including an infant) were all there to help and support me after rushing over immediately. That poor woman should file for divorce and sole custody.

[@reallyseriously7020]

I would have told the Muslim husband that his wife could not have children. No specifics. She may have been killed by her husband or family because she brought shame on them. Yes, this kind of thing still happens all the time.

[@averycheesypotato]

This. The wife’s medical info is private, she isn’t obliged to share it with anyone & the doctors are required to protect her privacy. Then again, even if she admitted just to being infertile, he might turn on her, so getting out is still priority #1

[@lydiapetra1211]

Poor woman...I hope she's ok...yes just tell husband she's infertile..

[@dragonriderabens9761]

that last one, the doc saw an opportunity and said to himself "we do a little trolling" *wheeze*

[@annettegustafson1435]

These people are so terrifyingly uninformed that all you can do is feel sorry for them. Couldn't even finish listening, it just made me sick

[@OscarOSullivan]

The second one shows why Relationship and Sexual education should be fecking taught

[@seatbelttruck]

More sad than crazy, but my mom's a nurse and once assisted in a premature birth that didn't go well, and it was clear that the baby was not going to make it. She heard the dad talking on the phone to relatives saying something like "he's a little small, but he's doing fine." Yeesh, that guy telling his wife to stop moaning while she's actively miscarrying is infuriating. Reminds me of a video I saw where a dad chastised his little kid for crying after he was badly stung by a jellyfish.

[@JV-pu8kx]

Where's that jellyfish? I'd be Introducing dad to it!

[@SewardWriter]

It's hard enough to be intersex without worrying about a potentially violent spouse. :( ETA: Wait. They'll use a phone on Shabbat, but won't drive under pikuach nefesh. There is SO MUCH WRONG with that guy's logic. Even the hardest core (non-crazy) rabbanim acknowledge that childbirth trumps Shabbat.

[@urasay2]

As someone that almost gave birth in the car on the way to the hospital, I am so grateful I am not surrounded by complete idiots

[@gdtestqueen]

My one takeaway…Sex Ed is very good and extremely needed!!

[@Jackie_XIII]

God I cannot get over every time the narrator says 'hoo ha'. This level of pg language seems almost ridiculous. Are you seriously telling me 'vagina' is a demonetized term when used in context of medical stories?

[@soundpreacher]

The computers that look for those things don’t know they’re medical videos.

[@JV-pu8kx]

Computers don't know context, and there are too many videos being uploaded to have them reviewed by actual humans.

[@UncleMikeDrop]

Wow. She thought the proceedure would kill her, but agreed for the sake of the baby. She's a saint.

[@reallyseriously7020]

I'm not Jewish, but I have read that the normal rules don't have to be followed in a life or death situation.

[@SewardWriter]

Yup. It's called pikuach nefesh. Basically says that life (and, to many of us, quality of life) is the most important thing, and all other laws must be broken to preserve it. Starving? Eat that pork. Baby coming? Drive on Shabbat. Out of 613 mitzvot, that one is #1.

[@fluffykitten992]

So it’s not against the Jewish religion to get a blood transfusion if there otherwise going to die

[@reallyseriously7020]

@@SewardWriter Thanks, for the additional info.

[@SewardWriter]

@@fluffykitten992 It's not against Halachah to get a blood transfusion, period. Our only rule like that is about eating blood. Even that can be done in an emergency.

[@SewardWriter]

@@reallyseriously7020 Glad to help!

[@sabreena5611]

Just ouch for the removing stitches story. No anesthesia or painkillers during the process. I don't care if they bothered the lady's spouse, they were there for a reason and needed a professional to properly remove them. I hope she divorced them.

[@averycheesypotato]

Not just the matter of how they were removed, but the fact that they were removed early… what a selfish asshole!

[@lukassimontm3546]

Plus, it the stitches bothered him - was he trying to be intimate??? A few days after delivery??? That's not good at all, healthwise. And jeez, give her some time! She just had a baby, most people aren't to keen to have sex so soon. What a gem.

[@SewardWriter]

​@@lukassimontm3546Some guys exclusively think with their bits.

[@Elizabeth-rq1vi]

1. You don’t need anesthetic to remove stitches (I was given dissolving ones so no return visit) 2. Intercourse shouldn’t occur before 6weeks to ensure healing

[@SewardWriter]

@@Elizabeth-rq1vi 1. Some people do. 2. Tell that to a man who thinks his wife is his property.

[@pokegirl1799]

"They're a few fruit loops short of a bowl" is my new favorite phrase, I'm stealing that cuz I have a few nutjobs in my family & I need a new phrase

[@missharry5727]

The British version is two sandwiches short of a picnic.

[@TellyKNetic]

My mom told me how her nurse had smelling salts pinned to her clothes "for the dads." Luckily, my dad grew up with an RN for a mom, so he was used to medical stuff.

[@sunnykitten815]

The worst thing was when we had our first. People were coming in for paperwork and my husband was getting out of the shower with me and walked out of the bathroom naked while she was walking in. He had to get 4 stitches in his arm from slamming it against the sink as he fell from the wet floor lol also I thought through the whole process that the stirrups were a god send

[@havanadaurcy1321]

Mum had a Ob Gyn come in as the surgeon. He looked at my mother after the tumour removal and asked if she was pregnant because of the tumour size . Turns out he didn't know breasts did not yield babies. He had his ears chewed by the specialist.

[@tamstertx63]

That last one!!!! I'm dying! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Amanda_Heaven]

Hearing this really gets me concerned in a very weird new way. I always thought humanity is going to wipe out itself by war or whatever. Now I am afraid that people just won't figure out how to reproduce in the future.

[@jamieweatherwalk2752]

I think some of these people were raised under a rock in a forest in the middle of nowhere.

[@michellejensen9908]

Story 32: As a big baby myself, who didn't fit through my mom's pelvis, I'm glad the doctors went with the c-section option instead of breaking one of my shoulders.. I think the scar I have on top of my head, from them trying to use a suction cup is enough 😅 My mom told me that's the only time she's seen my dad turn white. But to be fair the way she describes it sounds wild as well. The doctor had one foot up on the bed as a kind of help to try and pull me out. Of course not to pull as hard as they possibly could, but to get some stability I think. But I can understand how it would look to any partner 😂

[@catcameron90]

Yep my daughter got stuck in my pelvis when I was 9cm dilated and it appeared after many hours I just wouldn't ever get to 10cm. I had already had the epidural at this point. They essentially SHOVED her back up and took her out the sunroof.

[@silviac221]

I expected to find some comments about the gender violence in several of the stories but no. Isn't anybody outraged?

[@kellharris2491]

I am. It makes me feel dead inside. Especially all the men wanting them sowed up tighter. Honestly it makes me wonder if men are just unevolved and to cavemen without feeling or emotions.

[@silviac221]

@@kellharris2491 Thanks for not making me feel so alone in this. Psychologists say that a sexist "education" conditions men to be unfeeling. There's hope because the ones who are like this aren't born this way, but we have to stop this madness. It's too much pointless violence and it affects men too, not just women.

[@StainTheMenace]

The stitch is banned in most areas in the U.S., and it’s being heavily frowned on my most medical practitioners nowadays. Things are being done to stop that sort of disgusting thing.

[@silviac221]

@@StainTheMenace good to know!!

[@mollycontent]

That poor mom at the beginning ❤

[@schizophrenicmelancholy2706]

All that’s missing is the narrator saying all the wrong ways to say pregnant. “How is prangent formed?”

[@knifebillion]

I’m here 10 minutes after it was posted, how lucky is that?

[@GaiaTheNatureWitch]

Why am I laughing so hard 😂

[@kristinecollier9155]

The last Dr is EPIC!!!

[@kswck]

Went to school with a couple of real yokels who couldn't understand how she could get pregnant Because they weren't married yet. They firmly believed that the time during the between the engagement and the wedding, god allowed them to 'practice' before getting married and having kids.

[@silent_snow]

the first one though, she must have been so scared

[@swimfast724]

4:32 i cannot believe that... that's so scary. He sounds so scary she needs to leave Pronto

[@LunaP1]

I'm crying at some of these.😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@KennySilva]

Es interesante cómo en Estados Unidos hay tantas personas que son así.

[@JV-pu8kx]

Not just in America.

[@SewardWriter]

​@@JV-pu8kxBut mostly. This place is a puritanical hellscape.

[@carmium]

OB-GYN is pronounced O,B, GYNE, as in short for gynaecology, not GIN. On the 30th time I heard it mispronounced, I had to comment.

[@Chuckf66]

I'll keep saying this until I die. Sex education needs to be science based and COMPULSORY. Absolutely NO exemptions, no religious/"moral" bullshit, and no exemptions for homeschooled kids. Also, free access to contraception for anyone low-income, and easy to access abortion services.

[@Fast_Eddy_Magic]

I knew some guys are kind of clueless when it comes to this stuff, but come on! I'm a magician, but when my wife gives birth, I can assure you, I will NOT be doing the cut and restored rope trick with the cord. 😐

[@penguinZ85]

When I was pushing my daughter out, my EX husband commented that he could see hair and it wasn’t from the baby. Heaven forbid that I have hair down there while 9 months pregnant. I wonder what the nurses thought of that comment.

[@jasonellis4330]

Its my understanding that if its an emergency, you're allowed to drive on Shabbat. So I dont understand why they didnt just do that

[@itsmilan4069]

0:58 man trying to imagine her situation willing to give her life to give birth to a child she'll never see even tho that wasn't the case just can't comprehend the motherly instinct

[@slevinchannel7589]

Anti-Education and Cluelessness will only get worse with time. Online i saw children make polygamy-normalizing and harem-promoting content for children. From minors to minors. We're doomeddd.

[@Chuckf66]

Who the hell goes camping that close to giving birth???

[@badbiker666]

Story #16, about the husband that asked when his wife could eat after giving birth. The nurse responded, "a coupe of hours." Why? Vaginal birth is difficult and requires a lot of energy. She should have been allowed to eat immediately! My wife was in labor for a long time and missed the hospital meal times, both because of the crazy hour we'd arrived at the hospital AND her labor. The minute everything had calmed down, she asked for some food and it was brought o us. First thing in the morning, as soon as they were open, I went out and got her a Subway sandwich, too. Unless the reason why the mom in that story was recovering from anesthesia, she should have been able to as soon as she was ready. OR that hospital had some weird rules regarding their kitchen. In that case, the nurse should have said anytime and allowed did to go out and get food for his wife.

[@rachelgarber1423]

Please sound out each letter of OBGYN, it’s not OB Gin

[@debidehm9129]

How the heck could a guy mistake a bellybutton for a hoohah?

[@fluffykitten992]

Why wouldn’t they ask her ware the hole was would have told them a lot and a doctor not having to seeing her

[@likelipe]

2:42 eh 2:59 eh

[@furiosa_darkest_of_angels]

It’s not pronounced as a word, gyn is pronounced as the letters

[@dragonriderabens9761]

I don't get the "extra stitch" comment

[@amandagrant1176]

It's also called the "husband stitch" and it's barbaric. Just because a woman stretches for the baby to come out doesn't mean she's going to be too loose for couples fun time.

[@amandagrant1176]

Forgot to give a little more context. During delivery a woman can tear and need stitches to heal properly. An extra stitch can make a woman's life hellish going forward where things aren't comfortable anymore.

[@blueeyedlady8973]

For husbands with a tiny peepee 😂

[@teknowil]

i hate this AI obbjin Oh Be jin hell AI figure it out

[@lostbutfreesoul]

Love seeing the intersexual stories, they used to be covered up. We now know the rate is about 1:80,000 males/females, equally. Remember that, you could be intersexual and never find out... 1:80,000 is pretty low!

[@kayew5492]

About the same ratio as redheads. Much more common than people think, and often isn't discovered until they want to have kids.

[@UnclePip]

👍

[@yemu8045]

OB?... Online Boyfriends? Often... Bawling? Only Babies? I can't figure out what "OB" means

[@atoth62]

Assuming Obstetrician.

[@hellgazer8370]

Over Boiled

[@romeoslover817]

Sex ed is lacking quite a bit.

[@sh4dysh4de]

So wait Are you telling me if a man takes b.s. He becomes a hot femboy

[@slevinchannel7589]

Anti-Education and Cluelessness will only get worse with time. Online i saw children make polygamy-normalizing and harem-promoting content for children. From minors to minors. We're doomeddd.

[@dailyatom8678]

Prove that some of y’all don’t need to have kids🤦🏾‍♂️

[@madeformario]

story 32 BREAK UP THE BABY'S SHOULDER??? That sounds so fucked up, like genuinely just break the baby's shoulder and let their little ass vail in pain? If that was me I'd just ask you to spawn kill me tbh.

[@gimiter7463]

what is ob?

[@amandagrant1176]

OBstetrics/GYNecology

[@janisbentzen4503]

Why are you saying very religious when they are just very modest!? And you say it like it's a bad thing!

[@taniasalu2405]

Stop with the fake accents, dude.

[@heyyitsjanea]

the first story is a testament to a true mothers love wow