Obi Wan assaults a quadriplegic for money

Frustrated with Anakin, Obi-Wan decides to put his foot down to turn him to the light side.
#ytp #memes #starwarsmemes

[@downwardsaerial2239]

I love the joke about obi wan being paranoid about aging because by the time episode 4 comes along hes just randomly a senior citizen even though its like 10 years later

[@coxxacolla4479]

That’s because tatooine has two suns, so people physically age twice as quick there. He got there at age 38 and wasn’t shown again until 19 years later, his physical age would have been around 76

[@downwardsaerial2239]

@@coxxacolla4479 so does that mean luke aged faster? Does that mean anakins mom is like 25 but looks 45?

[@TheYodelingViking]

@@downwardsaerial2239 And Anakin was actually 5 years old in Episode 1 and Luke was 10 in Episode 4.

[@ArisKatsaris]

@@coxxacolla4479 That's not how time works.

[@coxxacolla4479]

@@ArisKatsaris no but that’s how physical aging works, if we had two suns here everyone would look way older. Regardless of that, my comment is literally the in universe definition

[@colinlinvill1310]

I absolutely adore how the entire fight is just Obi-Wan rambling utter nonsense at Vader while the latter fights in confused silence

[@mungdaal9643]

Darth Vader probably would've won if he whipped out his thesis

[@tylerm6453]

But is it still winning if your opponent decides to kill themselves mid-battle?

[@mungdaal9643]

Its a pity win

[@nooneinparticular1491]

@@tylerm6453 - That would be an example of the dichotomy of victory and defeat; ergo, would fit nicely into Anakin's thesis.

[@Ash-Winchester]

@@nooneinparticular1491 Even the meta narrative is underpinned by it's continued use of dichotomy.

[@nooneinparticular1491]

@@Ash-Winchester - Thank you! I'll admit that I hadn't considered the meta narrative; this is why Anakin earned his Doctorate and I have not.

[@Ottdte]

"hey yoda, although we died and became force ghosts, you still owe me that 10 million credits'

[@GunaMask]

1:35 this is the real reason obi-wan had to change his name and hide from the empire

[@walmartpimp2]

Hiding from Imperial collection agencies and repo troopers.

[@Thot-Slayer-420]

he's such a nerd

[@alexandredatlanza5914]

Obi Pedonobi

[@Sykroid]

0:36 LOL just the way he says "we're reflecting", it sounds like the news anchor from spongebob. I love it

[@gaydonaldtrump]

It doesnt

[@jacksonscott3667]

Obi: “Maybe you tell jokes when I’m not around.” Vader: “…” Also Vader: “Be careful not to CHOKE on your aspirations, Director.”

[@micahauerbach4794]

Particularly funny because medically, "aspiration" can refer to a liquid you accidentally inhale and choke on.

[@jacksonscott3667]

@@micahauerbach4794 I’m so ashamed that I’m a nurse and I’ve never realized that added bit of punnery. “Into exile I must go. Failed, I have.”

[@ChadVulpes]

@@jacksonscott3667 You're a nurse? You're awesome!

[@hawlitakerful]

​@@jacksonscott3667how's exile going so far? Are you already on the drinking random alienmilk directly milked from the tit stage?

[@Saiyan1229]

Its funny to think that the insufferable jedi thesis anakin is in that vader suit

[@kakorotskywalker]

I kid you not, I said "what?" literally in sync with Anakin and this is my first time watching this lmao.

[@stooge389]

"Yoda literally did that to every youngling at the age of 8." So THAT'S why Anakin wasn't ever made a master. He was too old for being buried alive at 8 years old, because he was 9 😂😂😂

[@quinnlim5104]

I don't get the joke

[@InfernosReaper]

It's the *real* reason why he was "too old" for the training

[@bluesides8323]

​@@quinnlim5104Anakin joined the jedi late, so he missed out on being buried alive by yoda

[@joshuawagner2590]

It's kinda wholesome that Obi Wan bet that Anakin would turn good again.

[@walmartpimp2]

At this point Obi-Wans credit score is as low as his midochlorian count.

[@eineperson9849]

And to this day I still don't know who the real slim obi is. Anyway

[@Sraye]

"do you really have to breathe that loud?" "i've asked the same question obi-wan, then i realized it's intimidating" "in my case, it's more like... annoying"

[@j.andrewlloyd356]

Ending kind of puts Vader's line "Obi Wan once thought as you do" line in a new light 🤣

[@Rodiroess]

"Do you really have to breathe that loud?" " 🧍‍♂️.... yes."

[@wanderlustwarrior]

Obi-Wan had such nice things to say about Grievous! Maybe that's why they were engaged...

[@Mglue3]

Damn youtube. Not dropping fire in my recs. Had to randomly look.

[@theChain120]

do you have to breathe that loudly? ...yes.

[@Kevin-jb2pv]

Wow. It's incredible how much better theae voices have become in the short time since this came out.

[@dimitrijensk2845]

“I refuse to allow Yoda to win that bet” 😂

[@DanialTarki]

He’s not quadriplegic if he has completely working prosthetic limbs. Get his ass, Kenobi!

[@pufflis4588]

I wish you would have referenced the “choking on your aspirations” scene from Rogue One. That’s a real knee-slapper

[@mrminecraftcubeable]

That hasn't happened yet, anakin was thinking about it for a while

[@ianhammock4564]

I wonder how Anakin's Thesis is going. You never really hear about it after he got in the robosuit.

[@AlphaAssasinYT]

Thats why Obi-wan felt heartbroke when anakin tookout his irlfri- I MEAN younglings

[@darthmeta6445]

"Regardless, I did a push-up yesterday, Anakin, so I'm feeling pretty manly right now." Damn... for a moment, I could actually feel his pain. I'm going to see if I can match him and raise him 1.

[@Crecellia]

i find it funny that i can't see a single damn thing, other than the lightsabers i don't understand why disney decided to do that tho

[@Lord_Geonossis]

I haven't watched the Obi-Wan show yet but I asume this is cannon

[@Jeezes718]

Obi wan: im thinking of a little girl, so I'm real amped up. The little girls father:........what?

[@MatthewMartinDean]

Gambling kills, kids.

[@arcticpossi_schw1siantuntija42]

Oh Come on he didn't even ask vader to pay child support

[@frenzyayushman]

bro was just 1 inch away from being Drake

[@sacktheargonian]

I don’t think this is in the Star Wars meme playlist

[@staple_boi]

Coulda sworn he dealt with the a bunch of force objects against ventress

[@theexcaliburone5933]

Apology accepted was pretty funny

[@jdotoz]

Obi is still trying to save him even after Vader called him the N-word, what a great guy.

[@jackf.4498]

We’re reflecting

[@RMadaraPlay]

HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAGAHAHAGAGGAHAHAHAHA 1:36

[@DanialProhozdenia]

2:51 ...why does this line makes more sense than the original one?

[@saraakai4394]

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaand it does.

[@lawjef]

Wondering why this video underperformed earlier uploads? The voice generator / mod / Ai for Obi Wan sounds reeeeeeeeally bad. Particularly at the end of sentences.

[@SkelloWellow]

Remaster when?

[@PlayboiKenobiWest]

Accurate

[@justinsaejao1547]

Only reason obiwon won is for dumb continuity. He would have died if it weren't for plot

[@mcgabrielrock]

Hey no offense but the ai quality kinda decreese on this video what happen?

[@sealsaregood5146]

This one was done months ago (before I upgraded my model), it's one that's on the agenda to remaster

[@Speejays2]

​@@sealsaregood5146What model was this video using before and what model are you using now?

[@glowcube]

​@@sealsaregood5146For what it's worth, it sounds great to me! :)

[@notthatgerry]

Dude, the light saber duels from disney are so awful

[@ytka-hyutka]

see shit i do not why disney cinema making like that

[@KingBullDogg]

We dont recognize the material that this parodies as cannon, right guys?

[@bloodred255]

Im pretty sure sidious used force persuade to make him kill younglings, after which his wife died and he felt unforgivable

[@None-0n3]

I will win that bet even if it kills me

[@CoyotePark]

What stopped anakin from going to the dark side, learning some new fancy skills, and then switching back to his old team..? Isn't more knowledge a good thing?

[@dvillar2376]

Is this AI it sucks