Obi-Wan totally not being Korkies father for

[@Sterls_yt]

"who will strike first and brand themselves a cold blooded killer?" Anakin: Cowabunga it is

[@thomaslavitola7789]

This is the best one

[@ocal123]

yeah

[@target4all766]

Anakin: you summoned me?

[@Lilawere]

Lol

[@supern0va206]

He was going to blow up the ship. He did what was needed to be done. Just like how the galaxy needed a reborn society in a complete and utter imperial rule. He just did what needed to be done. For the Imperial Galactic Empire!!

[@Montesama314]

"I knew her a long time ago." Knew her, or... KNEW her?

[@TheRogueOneYT]

You know ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@Ankr_89]

I knew her a long time ago. Anakin: :) so you’re telling me there’s a chance?

[@austonhenson3069]

In the biblical sense

[@Moons_haunted]

Korkie had to come into existence somehow.

[@TheRogueOneYT]

@@Moons_haunted obi-wan Show is calling...

[@meaganwebb3554]

Satine: The sarcasm of a soldier Obi-Wan: The delusion of a dreamer Anakin: *The amusement of a bystander*

[@isislikesyou8605]

nice it rhymes such elegance

[@angelolego387]

Who wouldn't be, with such a show going on.

[@menacingdonutz]

This moment was one of my favorite in the clone wars.

[@Unhinged_Pegasus69]

*The smugness of a spectator*

[@aleksandarvil5718]

Padmé: *The Involvement of Shipper*

[@Stuff59042]

"So who wants to kill me and brand themselves as a cold-blooded murderer?" Anakin: "I mean.. they can't actually send me to hell twice."

[@TheRogueOneYT]

Cant find a flaw in his logic

[@Flaxxxen]

*Winchesters enter the chat*

[@L1z43vr]

Mustafar and the Vader suit enters the chat

[@averywho6430]

I still don't get why people use that scene to show the dark side in Anakin. Like, bro was literally holding the whole ship hostage, he had every intention of pressing that button the moment he was safely away. And cutting off his arm wouldn't have done anything cause unlike the droid from that one episode, he could just use his other hand and by then it would've been too late. It's like those scenes in cop shows where the sniper needs to take the shot, the dark side had nothing to do with it, the safety of everyone else on that ship was more important. Plus he was holding a detonator, what if it fell after his arm was cut off and went off anyway? The way I see it, there was no other way that scene could've gone in that context.

[@jeffryonkils7284]

"i wasn't gunna, but you kind of talked me into it"

[@patrickracer43]

Obi-Wan: "we're just friends" Anakin: "oh come on, I use that same lie when you ask me about Padme" Obi-Wan: "where do you think I learned it from?" Ashoka: "bruh"

[@amadeupiperez256]

Bruh she ain't off the hook either

[@biggsdarklighter0473]

I don't know who it was, but some jedi Master said "If we banned all jedi with an armorous relationship, we wouldn't have a jedi order!"

[@alexanderholowacz7001]

@@biggsdarklighter0473 Jedi master Aemon Targaryen?

[@kermeinchara4328]

Im dead

[@Anti-HyperLinkLive]

​@@amadeupiperez256 How?

[@Joshuagt34]

"your highness is too kind" "Yes, I am" Yikes Kenobi

[@simon-peterwilliamson2412]

What was that supposed to mean?

[@lordtwubs8665]

@@simon-peterwilliamson2412 Kenobi was being gracious and saying she was too nice to him, but he didn’t really mean it. She took it literally and agreed, hence ‘Yikes’

[@simon-peterwilliamson2412]

@@lordtwubs8665 lmaooo I see. Tbat exchange always felt weird. But anakin's face sold it. Thanks man

[@eintyphald4299]

@@simon-peterwilliamson2412 it was supposed to mean SIKE

[@simon-peterwilliamson2412]

@@eintyphald4299 lmao appreciated bro

[@Montesama314]

"My shining Jedi knight to the rescue once again." A little flirting, a little fury. Just how Obi Wan likes it.

[@jaohonaxa]

She’s the only woman in the galaxy that can match his one-liners

[@TheReal_Antrey]

The sass is strong with this one

[@generalbritain7735]

We don't love each other were just friends

[@oscarhawkley]

Maul wants to kink out Kenobi!!!

[@larniieplayz6285]

Ha!

[@MyToastyToast]

Literally any Star Wars character: *exists* The Internet: “Obi-Wan is the father, isn’t he?”

[@99waterblade]

"I'm so happy..."

[@gadiesandlentlemen]

@@99waterblade BEAT ME TO IT!

[@ojoking695]

If it exists it is obi-wans child

[@IsRickIV]

@@ojoking695 Obi-Wan is Obi-Wan’s child...

[@ojoking695]

@@IsRickIV exactly

[@ethandevine6194]

**After seeing Korkie** Obiwan: Ah, Anakin, how was the mission? I hope the cadets didn't give Ahsoka too much trouble. Anakin:... Hey Obiwan... ever meet Korkie? Obiwan:... Anakin:... Obiwan:... **Sips tea** And how is Senator Amidala? Anakin: Fair enough.

[@MichaKasprzak]

Anaking: "Uhh, umm, PREGNANT!" Obi-Wan: "What?!" Anakin: "NOTHING!"

[@AlechiaTheWitch]

Ah

[@DesignerShark44]

wait, isn't Korkie Satines nephew? If Obi-wan was his father... that would mean he hooked up with... Bo katan?

[@bryanwegman7258]

@@DesignerShark44 its a ruse! In my mind at least it is.

[@ritikasingh2761]

​@@DesignerShark44 No No... Kenobi had never met Bo before the Satine death ep.

[@spencersonnefeld]

I love how smug Anakin is about Obi Wan and Satine. He knows what secret love as a Jedi is like.

[@cassiopeiasfire6457]

And it's not like they have the same type at all lol

[@vurrunna]

Obi-Wan: "I knew her." Anakin: "Ah, I see, like in the Biblical sense?"

[@backgroundnpc9631]

Obi-Wan: "Like you know Padme."

[@heroicaknight4735]

@@backgroundnpc9631 oooohhhhh, nice comeback!

[@fabi3790]

I don't get that I think I know what you mean but I don't understand why its called "like in the Biblical sense"

[@backgroundnpc9631]

@@fabi3790 It's a translation thing. There's a word in Hebrew that doesn't have an exact equivalent in English, with the closest approximation being 'know'. So you get sentences like "And Adam knew Eve his wife; and she conceived."

[@fabi3790]

@@backgroundnpc9631 ahh Thanks ^^

[@soggywaffles8532]

Are we going to acknowledge the fact that Obi Wan almost became the ruler of Mandalore by besting the man in possession of the dark saber

[@TheRogueOneYT]

Bo-Katan wants to know your position

[@zackboring3314]

Well technically speaking he did at one point had rights to the dark saber by defeating maul. But then again sideus also has rights for defeating maul, then Vader defeated sideus, then Luke became heir to the dark saber once Vader died................meaning when Bo was looking at Din because HE had the saber, she should have looked at Luke instead.

[@blackpowderkun]

And add a potential marriage with Satine and he could have power of both traditional Mandalorians and Modern ones.

[@ncl6822]

@@zackboring3314 well TECHNICALLY….. you could consider C-3PO as Anakin’s first born. Which means that C-3PO was the rightful ruler of Mandalore until Babu Frick deactivated C-3PO. This makes Babu Frick the Mandalore. Much more entertaining line of thought

[@falloutgamer347]

@@ncl6822 that is a very fine line you are walking on... but ill allow it, all hail babu frik!

[@Kareszkoma]

The way she said "It hides too much of your handsome face." was so precious. I love it.

[@TheRogueOneYT]

Probably one of the most Obitine moments

[@Kareszkoma]

@@TheRogueOneYT Yes, but still. That's so endaring. Like you see someone loving someone so much.

[@TheRogueOneYT]

@@Kareszkoma they have also done it pretty well in the animation

[@Kareszkoma]

@@TheRogueOneYT Ohhh that is just so smooth. I love it. The way she pulls her hands.. ahh.. I totally agree! Master piece. Thank you for uploading it.

[@Mis7erSeven]

And she was right. Long beards are not good.

[@mathuraphael9196]

The fact we never got Satine and Padme in some together adventure and some girly talk between them about most "handsome" Jedi knight is a crime

[@kevinallen5991]

Never say never. Especially with shows like Tales of the Jedi. A single adventure of these two is plausible even tho they're not Jedi.

[@mathuraphael9196]

@@kevinallen5991 A man can dream

[@wkdxcrimex]

Imagine Anakin padme and satine obi wan on a collective mission 😂

[@kevinallen5991]

@@wkdxcrimex It God damned better be called 'Dual of the Double-fate'.

[@in.zclouds]

They do have an adventure together though! It is a shame they never talked girly talk thought

[@posermatt1293]

this is definitely anakin if he stuck to the code rather than marry padme. also that line “if you had said the word i would have left the jedi order” is so romantic because unlike anakin who tries to have it both ways, obi recognized that a jedi cannot make connections…so he would stop being a jedi to make it work

[@archeravalon2084]

The dedication and passion that this quiet man shows is indeed insane. Would give you a like, but you're at 66, so...

[@JoshBeck-z5m]

@@archeravalon2084 he’s 109 now

[@eimanb3887]

100% agree with this. If anakin didn't let his pride and need to prove himself get in the way, he would've been happy with Padme. I imagine that if one of the two, either Kenobi or Skywalker, left the order, the other would follow.

[@dansnell5774]

"Who's gonna prove themselves a cold-blooded murderer?" Anakin: _don't mind if I do_

[@Order-si7nd]

Free murderer maker right here come one come all

[@RedDingo777]

Obi Wan: I mean…you could’ve just cut off his arm.

[@prestonwalker9081]

To be fair he had already killed an entire Tuskin village and killed a ton of people on the capital ship for the trade federation

[@dexddx4861]

I was looking for exactly this comment

[@valiantshadow89]

With just a few notes of the Imperial March, to boot.

[@Picking.a.name.is.hard1]

Obi: "what MASTER Skywalker means..." Mace: hol up

[@TheRogueOneYT]

"stop right there"

[@BumpHeadRacing]

“Say sike right now”

[@chubbyroll233]

lol

[@user-ri4zr3be9y]

"This party's over."

[@Lilawere]

Hold-

[@wisewolfds]

"Who would strike first and brand themselves a cool-blooded killer?" *Anakin backstab* Me: "It's all coming together"

[@Atoronz]

There's a Skywalker in a hallway... cue the music.

[@Order-si7nd]

@@Atoronz sir yes sir or do you want roger roger or yes sir or sir!

[@Order-si7nd]

Laughs in my death

[@inolynch7526]

I kind of heard abit of creepy vader theme in the back at that moment.

[@eintyphald4299]

@@Atoronz the forshadowing is insane

[@meegle.teedle]

1:39 i love how she just jumped into his arms like she could have kept running but was just like "carry me, Kenobi"

[@theintrovert_227]

He also wrapped his arm around her as they left right after that. Me thinks they be flirting.

[@raymondkunkel642]

Listen, if Kenobi extended his arms to me, I'd jump in them, too.

[@confusedredditor1660]

_carry me, Kenobi_

[@richardmoore609]

The force allows them to survive high falls without injury.

[@lobeliaowl2482]

I wonder how often something like that occurred between them during the time they spent together when they were younger for her to immediatly react like that hahaha

[@Jack-iu2gl]

This just makes Anakin's betrayal in ROTS more tragic because Obi-wan was like an older brother who had experienced and understood all of what he had gone through

[@ayyylmao101]

if these two could just talk to each other 😭

[@wkdxcrimex]

@@ayyylmao101 I honestly could think of a few ways kenobi could’ve talked to obi wan and maybe even convinced him to turn back to the light

[@fegeleinherman8587]

​@@wkdxcrimex Obi-Wan... Talking to himself?

[@wkdxcrimex]

@@fegeleinherman8587 😂 I don’t have a clue why I said obi wan instead of Anakin

[@MentalEdge]

Satine and Obi-Wan treated each other like equals, both acknowledging the other is their own person, with a complex life and motivations that require vast amounts of their attention. Neither able to justify taking time away from their convictions "just" to be together. Anakin with Padme, in comparison, was a possessive creep a lot of the time. Anakin straight up had some fascist ideals which Padme clearly was concerned by, but just ignored. Anakin seemed to think she was naive, when really she was a principled diplomatic genius, same as Satine. He never really took the whole concept of fair representative politics seriously.

[@q-tip8536]

Merrik: "who wants to disguise themselves as a cold blooded killer?" Anakin: "I dont have such weaknesses"

[@jonathangarcia5279]

That wasn't even cold-blooded given the situation.

[@Montesama314]

"Ooh, ooh, me! I call dibs!"

[@as1rosnipps40]

I like after he killed him, Vader's theme played

[@bastik.3011]

@@jonathangarcia5279 i mean he could have just chopped his arm off?

[@TheRogueOneYT]

@@bastik.3011 weeeeell... he could have but... not that funny?

[@Rumbletheimp2]

“Just because I’m a pacifist dosent mean I won’t defend myself!” Literally never defends herself again

[@arafat9828]

😂😂

[@dillondaniels2014]

Ayooooo 69th like 😏

[@alrightfritz9692]

Jedi starting the Clone Wars be like:

[@questworldiangreenknight7455]

😂😂😂😂

[@kinda_cold_in_the_closet]

Why defend yourself when you can be carried by Kenobi lmao

[@Montesama314]

Anakin and Obi Wan just have a weakness for action girls.

[@TheRogueOneYT]

Well, who hasnt a little?

[@lordcetdaj7000]

For female members of monarch lets say

[@TheRogueOneYT]

@@lordcetdaj7000 who seem to be a little older then them...

[@Mourtzouphlos240]

Who doesn’t?

[@MiguelMedV]

Who doesn't?...

[@ANameToGoBy]

Nah but the fact that Obi-Wan basically said that this was hardly the time to talk about their feelings and she just gives him a look and he INSTANTLY he complies is just so pure to me. Like goddamn they’re so smitten on each other.

[@bchimbbykeem]

hahha satines face when ahsoka said “master obi-wan causes trouble? that’s a first” 2:22 GOT ME IN TEARS

[@johngancarcik5682]

Satine: girl the stories I could tell Anakin: do tell hey kit wanna hear about obi wan causing trouble Kit: we a.... wait I'm not missing out on this

[@AquaReese24]

"Honey, you have no idea"

[@ingridaguero6460]

That is the face of a woman who was think about all the bs a man has put her through

[@lillz3o951]

“If only you knew” 😒

[@Lea-is-sleeping]

Filoni, whenever he's asked about it: I won't say one way or another. Fans: you don't need to, we have proof

[@vurrunna]

"I won't say one way or another" is basically just "Oh yeah he's totally their secret love child" with extra steps.

[@Lea-is-sleeping]

@@vurrunna I want to agree, but the last time I saw Filoni talk about it at a writer's table he kind of implied that Korkie could be Bo-Katan and Pre Visla's kid. Which kind of does work for Korkie's looks. I want Obi-Wan to be his father, but I could also see Bo-Katan not wanting her kid to grow up in Death Watch.

[@hunterhorsehelmsley7315]

@@Lea-is-sleeping If that's true, it makes a ton of sense as to why Bo-Katan didn't accept Maul's rule. She let her feelings for Visla overrule the Mandalorian way.

[@kalebramirez7327]

@@Lea-is-sleeping wouldn't make much sense for him to be Bo's son since Bo appears to be (no concrete proof, but the general consensus) in her mid 20s during the Clone Wars, meaning that, when Korkie was born, she would have been a child or teen.

[@colbyuetake130]

Him not saying only confirms it

[@seashons6563]

I like the scene when Satine mentions her Sister Bo-Katan and Obi has never heard of any siblings. So that is very obviously indicating she has no siblings that could be a parent of Korkie.

[@ryanbright6432]

Unless it's like Bo Katan's kid or something? But then again he's blonde, not that genes can't jump like that because both my nephews look more like me than their parents, but still it's not something I see often outside my own family.

[@gremlinmads]

@@ryanbright6432 does bo katan even canonically have children at some point?

[@Storm_Bird456]

I think it’s be said that Bo Katan is Korkie's other aunt.

[@macewindu1]

@@ryanbright6432 Sorry but I’m pretty sure that point in time Bogota is like 13 to 16 range she have no kids

[@thehighground3630]

@@ryanbright6432 you didn't by chance pull a Jamie Lannister on your brother in law?

[@mossymeow19]

I’m not saying Korkie is Obi-Wan and Satine’s secret love child...I’m just saying that he totally is.

[@TheRogueOneYT]

No doubt. I wonder if Satine ever told Korkie...

[@mossymeow19]

​@@TheRogueOneYT Funnily enough, about the same time I wrote this comment Star Wars Explained released a video about how this theory. Only he disagreed with it, but hey, at least this idea is getting more mainstream!

[@TheRogueOneYT]

@@mossymeow19 idk if Filonis plan was to make him his son. I think they just made the opportunity and now wait what happens. If enough fans are willing to pay for this story then they do it...

[@kalebashdon]

@@TheRogueOneYT yeah. or at least they wanted to give us something to speculate about that isn't necessarily not true

[@TheRogueOneYT]

@@kalebashdon not neccessariy but possibly

[@irgendeinerhald9658]

"He usually leaves out the undercurrent of remorse" ~Obi is the Master of lyric one liners

[@VespoLiveGaming]

Merrick: Who wants to be branded a cold blooded killer? Anakin: Hold my beer.

[@Pyrobyte_X]

XD

[@therealdannymullen]

Anakin: Hold my blue milk

[@notreallymyname3736]

Anakin: force grabs lightsaber with malicious intent

[@firstname8637]

Anakin: If i had a credit for everytime someone branded me a cold blooded killer, pretty soon I'd be able to afford my own star destroyer.

[@McAizen_McSosuke]

Anakin testing out the theoretical youngling massacre moves

[@hididdlyhodiddly6019]

Satine: 😠 Obi-Wan: 😠 Anakin: 😏

[@TheRogueOneYT]

The security guards watchin the camera: 😲 😲

[@MiguelMedV]

Anakin: _"This is where the fun _*_should_*_ begin"_ ; ) ...

[@yourboishitposts]

@@TheRogueOneYT rule 34

[@madmoblin]

Fat Senator: 😕

[@КонстантинПаршуков-о6б]

Anakin: and here I thought me and my wife had hard relationship.

[@lightasthesun]

I love how this shows all of their best moments without the sad ones. Basically Obitine for 9 minutes straight and I'm here for it.

[@TheRogueOneYT]

And theres even more material that can be used. Maybe i make a second one...

[@oogadaboogle]

Wait, that was already 9 minutes? It felt like such a short time

[@billclark5055]

@@TheRogueOneYT dew it

[@theangryMD]

same

[@sougotokiwa8439]

Obitine is delicious like Ovaltine! 🤣👍

[@Lordsevan]

I like how they make the scene not too dark when Anakin kills him but you still hear the Imperial March rhythm in the background a little

[@TheRogueOneYT]

Music forshadowing... brilliant

[@DianaSanchez-oi5kb]

It’s a Oh Hi Vader moment

[@_rex_productions_]

im glad i wasn't the only one who noticed that lol

[@andresv.9365]

Gotta love how TCW goes a long way showing how the morals and emotions of Anakin that led to his downfall were always there. It makes his transition in RotS way better, instead of just going from "the Sith Lord deserves a fair trial" to "lets murder younglings yolo" in 5 minutes.

[@johngancarcik5682]

Then obi wan with the hidden sarcastic I can't take you anywhere

[@frenchtoastmafia1]

Anakin’s line of “What he was gonna blow up the ship?” 🤨🤨 gets me every time 😂😂

[@EV_Rebound]

3:54 Anakin watching with that smirk while drinking what’s totally not wine is a mood

[@ooof4989]

he was like „oh they fuckin for sure“

[@colleens1107]

Anakin is all AT LAST, AT LONG LAST, AMMUNITION. I’ve waited soo long for this

[@UmarKhan-jf1cm]

"I'll take care of this Obi wan , You ,go find your girlfriend" "Right" lmeoooo

[@henryjones2766]

His double back afterstill kills me all these years later

[@MasquedMocha]

@@henryjones2766 Just like the younglings

[@johngancarcik5682]

Obi wans just done

[@ObiWanKenobi-y2t]

They forced me to say that

[@ObiWanKenobi-y2t]

@@johngancarcik5682 I am not

[@DonJuan911]

3:20 "lmao few months ago you slaughtered a whole tusken village" I am dying of laughter

[@TheRogueOneYT]

dying of slaughter - Tusken Village 19bby

[@kiwisinner]

_Anakin puts the laughter in Manslaughter._

[@TheRogueOneYT]

@@kiwisinner brilliant, brilliant

[@yourboishitposts]

@@kiwisinner killing not just the men, but the women and the children too

[@IsRickIV]

Good lord literally months ago...dang the clone wars was short haha.

[@lastprimaris7914]

Bo-Katan having kids? That funnier than anakin slaying younglings during operation nightfall

[@joshfrew3628]

What nooooo he didn't kill them he died protecting them from rouge Jedi traitors

[@rc59191]

Bo Katan is totally mommy material.

[@lastprimaris7914]

@@rc59191 HA no

[@arafat9828]

fr... They never answered who Korkie's parents are. If not Bo Katan, then who?? I hope it's answered in Bad Batch somehow

[@Southern_Crusader]

@@rc59191 NO! Ain’t nobody likin her enough for that.

[@shakeelali20]

"Had you said the word, i would have left the Jedi Order" - Obi Wan Kenobi Words spoken by a man who lives with his greatest regret everyday. True love right there folks. He was willing to give up his religion essentially for love.

[@JDog2656]

Of course that was part of the problem. Their belief that you could not be a Jedi who loves. Luke's order (Legends) had Jedi, including himself, who married. It didn't stop them from being Jedi. It's understandable why they felt this was important, especially after Anakin's fall, but Luke showed the way.

[@elderliddle2733]

They had several instances where lovestruck Jedi harmed the galaxy. Prime example is Grandmaster Nomi Sunrider. She fell in love with her colleague, Ulic Qel-Droma who fell to the Dark Side and became the Sith apprentice of Exar Kun. Because of her feelings for him, she couldn’t kill him when they fought. It ultimately lead to the death of his brother and many others. I personally believe she was the one who instituted the “no attachment” rule.

[@curriphacreator]

@@elderliddle2733 ah. I’ve been researching the no-attachments rule and the reasoning behind it, and that is a great piece of info. Thanks! :)

[@TheAtlarchy]

"Who wants to be a cold blooded killer" Anakin: "Oooh! A role for me? You shouldn't have!"

[@TheRogueOneYT]

Merrick: "I should not have said that. I SHOULD NOT HAVE SAID THAT"

[@marcoandrade4872]

dude i just love how the guy said who would brand themselves a cold blooded killer, and Anakin straight offs him.

[@TheRogueOneYT]

easy answer if you ask me

[@DarthSidian]

Anakin gave no fucks nor goddamns.

[@tetravega567]

Anakin *That's my cue! :D

[@arcticwolf2742]

Hardly cold blood when the guy is holding a detonator for a bomb that will literally kill everyone on board. That's called "doing the right thing and then getting chastised for it." No wonder this guy turned into Darth Vader if this is the thanks he gets.

[@MasquedMocha]

@@arcticwolf2742 Hell yeah bro, I've been saying that about the younglings for years

[@Bionicokura]

I like how in another timeline obi wan and satine end up like padme and anakin, just without the vader thing

[@TheRogueOneYT]

We can dream...

[@ivysalen]

"We started out like Romeo and Juliet, but it all ended in tragedy." -Milhouse, The Simpsons

[@codychambers6017]

I feel like in this story it shows obi Wan and how he succeeded in being the faithful jedi that didn't fall to the dark over his love while anakin just straight went for it like my love might die well murder everybody and hope the new guy gives yeah the answer

[@captainhufflepuff501]

WE NEEED A STAR WARS WHAT IF!!!

[@saphiriathebluedragonknight375]

Or imagine a timeline were Obi-wan fell to the Dark Side and killed Maul to save Satine.

[@almiraozek1587]

I just love how Obi is the total jerk when normally the victim of his jokes is Anakin, but when it comes to Satine, he is the one that was defeated by her.

[@TheRogueOneYT]

Satine was Obi Wans Waterloo. I like how she seems to be the only one Obi wan really cant say no to

[@ObiWanKenobi-y2t]

​@@TheRogueOneYTI can but I don't want to waste my day arguing

[@settratheimperishable7800]

6:00 The way that Anakin covered his eyes as Satine and Obi-Wan walked towards each other after he killed Tal says it all. I love the little details like that in this show.

[@austin62halo]

He’s like if y’all kiss I didn’t see shit. 😂

[@SpillyWilly_]

God dangit Cody

[@tiffanypersaud3518]

😂❤❤

[@Chisszaru]

I love how Obi-Wan and Satine acts like they've never met each other and somehow ended up marrying each other. They're like your local married couple who loves each other a lot but somehow still gets on each others nerves

[@eleanorread3881]

He seemed so genuinely concerned when she said she wasn’t sure about his beard 😭

[@ayyylmao101]

New insecurity: Unlocked LMAO

[@lillz3o951]

But his beard is fabulous ✨✨

[@nerolia_gaming8030]

@@lillz3o951 and that's why Satine is unsure 😚

[@bowenorcutt78]

2:27 Meanwhile Rex off to the side thinking, "I don't get paid for this" for neither the first nor the last time in his career.

[@TheRogueOneYT]

Anakin gets also paid way to less for this...

[@bowenorcutt78]

@@TheRogueOneYT He is clearly enjoying himself, tho.

[@501sttrooperbmc2]

Do the clones even get paid?

[@bowenorcutt78]

@@501sttrooperbmc2 Probably not, though since leave is apparently a thing they probably get a small stipend or something to spend at 79's.

[@j.a.b.nijenhuis8124]

Seeing as the clones are property of Kamino, bought by the republic, and thus an army of literal enslaved child-soldiers, no Rex does not get paid enough for any of this shit

[@ncrxghost8075]

Anakin says casually “what? He was going to blow up the ship”

[@thomaslavitola7789]

I mean he is not wrong

[@luispalao7418]

@@thomaslavitola7789 couldn’t he have just cut the guys arm off?

[@quentinbrown9300]

By ship, he's not talking about the spaceship ;)

[@swisschris6480]

Anakin oddly enough has the only head on straight during this series

[@Reblwitoutacause]

@@swisschris6480 so true. and yet, because the jedi ways are so zealous and harshly against the dark side, they pushed the ( seemingly ) most sensible person into the clutches of the Sith. What fantastic storytelling!

[@mzfreddie]

Obi-Wann: "Korkie?! You named out son Korkie?" Satine: "What, it's not like I could have named him after his father."

[@chubbyroll233]

please let it just be a nickname...

[@victoriaanne6332]

“Knight skywalker, padawan Tano I’d like you to meet my nephew, Obi-Too. Any relation to real life individuals is purely coincidental.”

[@nemesiscrysis4955]

@@victoriaanne6332 that play on words killed me ngl xD

[@ObiWanKenobi-y2t]

He's not mine

[@ahsokatano5400]

Satine: The sarcasm of a soldier Obi-Wan: The delusion of a dreamer Anakin: The smirk of a shipper

[@TheRogueOneYT]

Or of a killer🤔

[@ahsokatano5400]

@@TheRogueOneYT OMG ITS RLLY YOU

[@cojosox8211]

Tal: The annoyingness of their argument. Me: Their need to GET A ROOM ALREADY!

[@That_0ne_Dev]

"who would strike first and brand themselves a cold blooded killer?" Anakin: Everything I have done in my life has led up to this moment

[@angelofsarcasm4924]

Are we not gonna talk about how Satine's throne lights up when she sits on it? That thing was cool.

[@TheRogueOneYT]

its the small details that make the clone wars show so enjoyable

[@enderwill_2084]

prob same as obi wan back in the days >;)

[@faby_baby]

@@enderwill_2084 LMAO

[@johngancarcik5682]

@@enderwill_2084 Satine rode that saber

[@SunnyStarzz]

@@johngancarcik5682 i am going to delete myself LMAO

[@George-um2vc]

My conclusion after watching this video, he’s definitely his father.

[@TheRogueOneYT]

no doubt bout that

[@rectangle6111]

Isn’t korkie Satines nephew?

[@themilkman993]

@@rectangle6111 did you know that the word “nepotism” has its roots in the practice of renaissance popes/priests passing off their illegitimate sons as nephews? Just a fun fact I thought was fun.

[@nicholasszabo5954]

@@themilkman993 that is a fun fact that is fun.

[@rectangle6111]

@@themilkman993 very fun fact☺️

[@KategariYami]

This is why when the end happens, I was genuinely sad about it. That's how you know this relationship was done well - you actually care about the two of them and you want them to be together.

[@DerahSr2011BSU]

I love how when Obi-Wan shows up to rescue Satine from Maul and the Death Watch and says “I do my own bidding” he’s got the same look on his face like Anakin would have when he would always save Padme.

[@johnguy5122]

Imagine a universe where Obi Wan and Satine could go on a double date with Anakin and Padme. Maybe even have Ahsoka and Lux tag along.

[@TheRogueOneYT]

Fan fictions strike back... i mean with the room between worlds from rebels its possible...

[@astaroth_sasazaki_yt]

Rex and Cody being the chaperones XD

[@mrcreepersubscribe5385]

Rex: Bruh half these people here are politicians. F*ck I'll go be gettin' my own senator *The Clone Army has started hitting on the Republic Senate*

[@GunnarTobus]

*Wrecker stares at Padme from around a corner.*

[@ivysalen]

"Why is Lux Bonteri here?"

[@TheNukedNacho]

"Who will strike first and brand themself a cold-blooded killer?" I love Tal's face when he is abruptly and harshly reminded that there was, in fact, a second Jedi on the ship. One with absolutely no reservations about being branded a cold-blooded killer. And the way his body just drops like a sack of toasters. 5:45

[@chubbyroll233]

"a sack of toasters" that's great lol

[@wolframvonstein4526]

@@chubbyroll233 It is indeed great, made me chuckle audibly.

[@crusader2412]

Sack of toasters…strangely specific but ok

[@startingfromlevelone9510]

Anakin holding up his hand to shield his eyes from looking at Obi-wan and Satine afterwards is what gets me.

[@cosinguspalpatine4449]

I hate this shit because it makes Anakin seem fine with killing people. It takes away from him feeling conflicted about killing Dooku in ep III. And I know people will say “oH bUt hE kIlLeD thE tUsKanS!!” But what people forget is that the Sand people are never really treated like real people in the films, more like actual savages and he did that out of utter and hateful revenge. Also before anyone says that the sand people could be viewed just like indigenous tribes all over the world who got looked at like savages, remember the Tuskegee Raiders ALIENS are from a movie in a fictional universe and my indigenous peoples world wide ACTUALLY suffered tremendous rape, extortion, and murder while the Tusken Sand people did not. So go fuck yourselves.

[@joelbibeault1169]

Out of everyone who deserved a romance arc, Obi-Wan is at the top of the list. Yoda deserves one too

[@TheRogueOneYT]

yaddle best choice? :D

[@Tbyrd0730]

Grogu had to come from somewhere.

[@oddbaii6322]

Yaddle: Hello there

[@Digihead1234]

"Fondle my taint, you will."

[@certifiedtrash2298]

No pls don't. Don't make me imagine yoda fcking someone.

[@myself3209]

Can we all agree that clone wars is an extraordinarely good spin off series?

[@GraceAnne2007]

yes, we can

[@joesplace2960]

There was ever doubt?

[@tiffanypersaud3518]

No doubt❤

[@romanwagner8709]

In the case of Korkie Kryze… ObI-Wan Kenobi, you are the father! *SATINE RUNS OFF THE SET*

[@eintyphald4299]

The punching sounds. Im dying lmao

[@TheRogueOneYT]

Had a hard time cutting this without laughing my ass off

[@evantgm1055]

For real. It makes it sound harder than it actually was! 😂

[@sarlacc66]

When ?

[@IRMentat]

Gotta love anakin simply enjoying the show in this one. Not to mention being the voice of experience.

[@TheRogueOneYT]

"eXpEriEnCe"

[@spooks_5754]

The Rogue One nice job

[@reddlas413]

Ahsoka: "Master Obi-Wan caused a trouble? That's a first!" Satine: "Girl, you have NO idea"

[@ObiWanKenobi-y2t]

The only thing I did wrong was keeping Anakin alive in the movies

[@soccersinger101]

I love Anakin's amusement as he watches Obi-Wan struggling with the woman he clearly loves 😂

[@mrkrelics]

I LOVE HOW ANAKIN DOES NOT GIVE A SHIT WHEN HE STABS MERREK AND LITERALLY SMILES 😭😭

[@notreallymyname3736]

Anakin: "This is the BEST part of my job!"

[@ObiWanKenobi-y2t]

Dave didn't let me kill him

[@nikolesn275]

2:28 Y'all realize that Rex and Cody are hearing this entire conversation!!

[@anonymousaccount4483]

Rex knew about Anakin and Padme too, so it’s only fair. Not to mention Anakin, Obi-Wan, and Rex knew about Ahsoka and Lux

[@TimeCircleBlue]

The Rumor Mill of the GAR keeps turning

[@CandiiCake]

Rex knows all the Jedi who are banging

[@chubbyroll233]

@@CandiiCake yes lol

[@davidvasquez08]

Cody: So Rex, looks like a new rumor for the boys huh? Rex: Yep, seems like it

[@azrealarkanius4955]

I never realized until now that Korkie has a mix of Obi’s and Satine’s hair in his early years, brown with blonde streaks. Kenobi something you want to tell us?

[@TheRogueOneYT]

As I have already dealt with in the Kenobi Show Video: YES

[@OnePageNovel]

Star Wars fans: wow doesn’t korkie look a lot like a mix between satins and obi wan? Obi-wan: I really wish you hadn’t noticed that sir…

[@ObiWanKenobi-y2t]

I want to tell you all that stop making theories like this

[@ObiWanKenobi-y2t]

@@OnePageNovel its false unless there is something I haven't been told by the duchess

[@ladyazari2785]

"That would have been "Problematic"." Anakin: Oh. I completely understand.😐 (Anakin in my mind: So you just confessed you like her.😏.)

[@TheRogueOneYT]

If you know, you know^^

[@commander__cody]

"Who will strike first and brand themselves a cold blooded killer?" Anakin: *Dibs*

[@cojosox8211]

Me: ANAKIN NUUU!! YOU ALREADY HAVE SO MANY MURDERS!!

[@rithvikmuthyalapati9754]

You missed out on the part where Satine is meditating like a Jedi... as if a certain Jedi taught her. I only wonder who that Jedi could be

[@matthewlabbe8395]

I’m still shook that Pre Vizla is voiced by Jon Favreau

[@TheRogueOneYT]

Im still shook that bradley d baker voices 200 000 clones with a million more on the way

[@elijahbutcher9522]

Wait for real?

[@gadiesandlentlemen]

@@TheRogueOneYT I'm-

[@gadiesandlentlemen]

@@elijahbutcher9522 Yep! Jon Favreau voiced Pre Vizsla and now he's helping Dave Filoni with the Mandalorian

[@elijahbutcher9522]

@@gadiesandlentlemen Thanks

[@dimitrilongbottom7471]

Never noticed the subtle undertones of earth Vader’s theme when snaking kills that guy

[@TheRogueOneYT]

Star Wars loves foreshadowing with music...

[@Sleeper800]

Does not the existence of an earth Vader imply the existence of a water, air, and fire Vader?

[@tetravega567]

@@Sleeper800 And the Avadar: The Last Earth Vader

[@mariastephens1827]

@@Sleeper800 IM DEAD LOL

[@StelarVA]

About as subtle as a brick

[@wardy6224]

I feel if Korkie WAS the child of Obi-wan and Satine, she would of hidden Korkies true parentage from both Obi-wan and everyone else in order to save both their careers, afterall Satine is a senator and Obi-wan is a Jedi, the scandal would be massive.. So in the end the only person who would know of Korkies true lineage would be Satine (not even Korkie would know)

[@TheRogueOneYT]

Scandal would be even bigger once they find out satine is a Duchess...

[@chubbyroll233]

@@TheRogueOneYT lol

[@eekkal5507]

Korkie spinoff series? Escapes the empire on mandalore, winds up on tatooine working for the hutts to hurt the empire, is manipulated by darth maul into being his apprentice in the hope of avenging his mother, is turned by obiwan back to the light, and dies protecting his friends from darth vader

[@chubbyroll233]

@@eekkal5507 :')

[@themorrigan7224]

@@eekkal5507 I’d read the shit out of that fanfic

[@JustAnotherDudeHeree]

2:27 Can we talk about how this scene is exactly like the one in the beginning of AOTC where Anakin is on his way to meet Padme except the roles are reversed - they're both in an elevator, they both comment on how the other is anxious and then reaffirm that they're more than capable bodyguards, hence why you can tell Anakin immediately knows what's up when you see his face at 2:36 I love these two so much

[@khfan4life365]

Yeah, her “nephew” totally looks like a mix of her and Obi-Wan.

[@ObiWanKenobi-y2t]

He doesn't

[@sergioolvera7603]

Remember y’all Jedi aren’t celibate they only can’t form attachments

[@grimprime0158]

Me : looks a mundi and his many “wives” lucked basterd.

[@nuyabuisness7526]

@@grimprime0158 iirc that was more a special accommodation from the council. His species has very few males, but he took the 'don't form attachments' thing to the extreme. He did not give a shit about his kids or wives when a great number of them were killed.

[@steveishere8808]

@@nuyabuisness7526 I knew about most of that stuff, but you’re telling me that Ki-Adi-Mundi’s families died?!

[@thechangamire3495]

@@steveishere8808 Order 66, probably. Palpatine took care of loose ends.

[@Cometstarlight]

@@steveishere8808 most, if not all of them, yes, and Mundi didn’t shed a tear

[@joannaellis7890]

How am I JUST now realizing that Rex is literally standing RIGHT THERE during Obi Wan and Anakin's talk in the elevator

[@TheRogueOneYT]

He knows Anis and Obis secretes but how about Ahsokas?🤔

[@alexanderchristopher6237]

@@TheRogueOneYT wasn’t Rex with Ahsoka in Onderon for a while, training Lux Bonteri and Saw Gerrera? If his skills at reading the room is as good as we believed, he would have realized the love triangle situation between Ahsoka, Lux, and Steela Gerrera, just like how Anakin realized it.

[@3dpyromaniac560]

​@@alexanderchristopher6237 thankfully for all 3 Jedi, rex is a total bro...

[@SmileyXY]

​@@TheRogueOneYTregarding the fact that Rex and Ahsoka are very close friends, he probably knows.

[@ultimatey2656]

Did Obi-Wan already know about padme at this point or did Anakin just sit there and act like that wasn't a thing

[@limphau9996]

Obi-wan: “What MASTER skywalker means” Mace windu: “About that”

[@daedalus4748]

Anakin: "Sure, Mace Window"

[@sebastianmusso9929]

Knight Skywalker doesn’t sound very good

[@SunnyStarzz]

Mace: how about N O

[@cojosox8211]

How about Y E S! @@SunnyStarzz

[@em7382]

7:49 “as always, my dear” my heart 😭

[@m0rtez713]

Satine really is Mandalorian. Also probably the only person the the galaxy who can match his sass.

[@SunnyStarzz]

Yes

[@Lyze]

"Who would strike first and brand themselves a cool-blooded killer?" Anakin: "You rang?"

[@grimmjowdoug5031]

Bruh when he said who'll be a murderer first Ani: "Meeeeee"🤣🤣

[@TheRogueOneYT]

thats why they didnt let him train the younglings...

[@steveishere8808]

@@TheRogueOneYT If he did, Anakin would have walked into the classroom and taught them a lesson on ‘how to die.’ “First, I ignite my lightsaber. Second, I slice you in half! Any questions?”

[@Order-si7nd]

@@TheRogueOneYT well of course but I think he killed one youngling that found his holo-history

[@GingerDoesGaming]

"Senators, I presume you are acquainted with the collection of half-truths and hyperbole, known as Obi-Wan Kenobi" Yep, that's pretty much him in a nutshell

[@DarthVader-6637]

I want to like but there are 212th likes just like his legion

[@curriphacreator]

@@DarthVader-6637 might as well now. 61 uncivilized people have ruined that perfect number. 😒

[@victoriaanne6332]

That’s true from a certain point of view 😏

[@Brandon-vd3ls]

I love satine’s complete 180 when obi wan says that he was sent on this mission by the Jedi council lol

[@kalen1702]

The Satine theme that plays when she dies and Obi-Wan is holding her was really the only time I ever teared up in Clone Wars. That whole episode is insane

[@eugeniawong249]

6:02 awww anakin was gonna give them some privacy

[@TheRogueOneYT]

I mean obi wan gave padme and him enough too...

[@starwarsorsomething5703]

until Commander Cockblock ruined the moment...

[@bullettime8760]

@@starwarsorsomething5703 until commander co- ahhh dammit I'm late!!

[@kaciew.6202]

@@starwarsorsomething5703 oh my goodness commander what LOL that’s hilarious

[@alonsolupercio9108]

He was a good friend

[@katiehelms8903]

Anakin, sarcastically: and Jedi must not form attachments Obi-Wan: exactly Anakin: *rolls his eyes*

[@baconjimmy557]

This video: exists R/prequelmemes: because of obi-wan?

[@TheRogueOneYT]

He became the very thing he swore to destroy

[@gadiesandlentlemen]

Because of what Filoni's done! Because of what he plans to do.

[@Aliens420]

Well, in Mandalorian Bo says she's the last one of her line, so either Korki is dead or he really is Satine's and Obi-Wan's love child

[@popculturemike3054]

I just love Anakin's knowing look through their whole conversation.

[@Wolf6119]

I love how Merrik and Almec are always just awkwardly standing around in these scenes like "Master Jedi... Duchess... Please, for fuck's sake, Mandalore is basically on fire right now could you maybe do this later?" Especially Merrik later on lol, he's just there going "Guys, I'm literally trying to carry out a coup here, could you please stop eye-fucking for like three minutes"

[@johngancarcik5682]

Also almec: oh will you two just go do it already the tension here can be cut with a lightsaber

[@wargamingsupernoob]

"Just drop your pants! We'll leave the room in a hurry!"

[@ObiWanKenobi-y2t]

We weren't your theories are wrong

[@dylanfoster7138]

The Jedi are arguably some of the laziest people, can’t be bothered to move a chair so he just uses the force to move it

[@TheRogueOneYT]

I mean... who wouldnt?😅

[@VPDrizzt]

It's ok, we all jelly with you

[@arafat9828]

I mean if I was Force sensitive, I'd be doing that kind of stuff always. Use the Force to feed myself and stuff

[@c.o7993]

He's just streamlining and practicing TK nothing lazy about it

[@jonsnow947]

Jedi got to abuse their power somehow to not be sith.

[@TheJabbate1]

Korkie Kryze is a bit of a mystery. The wiki listed both Satine and Bo-Katan as his aunts yet neither sister has ever mentioned a third sibling. I wonder if the Kenobi show will address this.

[@kimberlyterasaki4843]

I imagine his mom/dad probably died in the civil war since it would’ve happened around the time he was born

[@Good_Boy_3000]

The wiki also didn't explicitly say he died, just that Bo Katan suspects she's the last of her line in 9 ABY.

[@danielgiovanniello7217]

Nah, we had to focus on Reva for the entirety of that show and her nonsensical backstory. Ben Kenobi was an afterthought in his own show.

[@thatperformer3879]

Bruh. You actually had faith Disney would deliver something sound for a white male lead? This is 2023 after all!

[@n1c3s43]

lol the kenobi show xD

[@kyloh8706]

i watched this while eating dinner and almost choked on my food every single time careless whisper started playing lmao excellent editing, gotta love these two

[@thejman4014]

Anakin always got teased about Padme by Obi Wan and it seemed like for once he was able to tease Obi Wan

[@vicenzostella1390]

3:26 Master Skywalker? It happened, people. He's a master!!!

[@gamechanger8908]

The fact it came from Obi Wan :,)

[@kelvinbremont1341]

At least he’s a master…at getting caught!!

[@topgun1457]

well he's the master at getting burned

[@W1NT3RS69]

Yoda also calls him master skywalker in the ashoka retrieval arc!

[@MiguelMedV]

Adds more to him being so offended in Episode III, honestly...

[@clerkwithamouth]

5:48 Anakin: Alright mission accomplished. Who wants to hit up the cantina?

[@takeandbakejake3271]

*the smile*

[@Bambi113]

I love Anakin at 6:00 like, “I pretend I do not see it.”

[@jadeblade127]

4:49 Anakin: "I'll take care of this, you go find your girlfriend!" Obi-Wan: "Right." Also Obi-Wan: 😐😲 "Wait... ANAKIN!"

[@cojosox8211]

Anakin: *Snickers to himself* Man, I'm good. ^^

[@aidenlarson9911]

5:45 I love this sequence so much. I love that the empire theme plays briefly when anakin kills him and I love the little flourish anakin does with his lightsaber.