(OBJECTION.LOL) Ace Attorney: Turnabout Onions

[@minceandpie]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/l4WzZpSfg5p6pK8 kzbin.info/www/bejne/Y3TQdZ99ppJjmrM my friends who are in this video made two more ace attorney group chat arguments. i am also in it as edgeworth. watch it

[@radmangoes9176]

(threat)

[@הללפנקר]

FINALLY PHEONIX ISN'T BULLIED

[@הללפנקר]

Nevermind-

[@smileguyanimations8776]

ONIONS ARE AMAZING

[@sbrensbeve7982]

@@smileguyanimations8776 onions themselves suck but onyon rengs (the deep fried ones) are SSSSS++++++++++++ tier

[@endermage77]

Each of the four characters has a specific combination of two likes and two dislikes to hate each other character. Brilliant.

[@renansoto9424]

It’s like poetry, it rhymes

[@frallbobroggins4005]

And they all have some taste that makes me hate them.

[@pokemonmaster42000]

Perfectly balanced, as all things should be.

[@aliveslice]

Edgeworth and Mia are valid.

[@rodrigopereira4447]

@@thethinker2372 no one eats plain ass tomatoes, hey gotta be seasoned bro

[@lilredstrawberriez]

this is what happens when the judge isn't present

[@frallbobroggins4005]

Dude the same thing happens when the judge IS present

[@katejaceldo1162]

😂😂😂ME AND THE BOYS WHEN THE PARENTS ARE GONE 😂😂😂

[@הללפנקר]

@@frallbobroggins4005 Yes. *The case where Edgeworth* *doesn't know a breakfast burrito*

[@akodaah13-e32]

If the judge isnt present, they can discuss all kind of shit

[@man8246]

The same thing happens at school.

[@lakesandquarries]

i accidentally found this and now i'm crying

[@Risuchan25]

Is it the onions or something else?

[@Pbeyeler]

agreed

[@greasy3831]

dont worry there is light at the end of the onion tunnel

[@littlefishbigmountain]

@@Risuchan25 I’m so glad this golden opportunity wasn’t squandered. Excellent execution

[@TheGamingRecruit]

“Milking those nuts.”

[@pubaguh3199]

Hot

[@steinitainment]

had me tearing up

[@TheGamingRecruit]

Steinitainment same

[@TheEpicXenemorph]

That sounds wrong

[@Dreamfillah]

Phoenix looks so proud saying that.

[@bunlols]

Did I just sit here and watched lawyers fighting about salad? Yeah I did and it was awesome

[@HunyyyVA]

Worth every second

[@teemo2030]

I love how this entire thing sounds like something a group of friends would be arguing about. And I love how they go from one subject to another.

[@andrekeith3912]

It is, check the description

[@radmangoes9176]

Ah yes. It's torture.

[@bcndooz3294]

did you read the description?

[@kubotheinconsideratefool4208]

THIS WAS A DISCORD CONVERSATION BETWEEN FRIENDS BRO, WAS THAT YOUR JOKE?

[@teemo2030]

@@kubotheinconsideratefool4208 i didn't mean a conversation between online friends, what I meant was a conversation, face to face, with a group of friends

[@yoshi_705]

“Mexican food good” Everyone: yes

[@nancywinner]

-BUt I hATe ToMatOEs

[@lazice]

@@nancywinner HoW cOuLd YUo?!?!?!?!?

[@eugescarab]

I don't get how they can love mexican and hate onions

[@yoshi_705]

@@eugescarab

[@captainwoolbeard2447]

Eugenia Lassaque I mean not all Mexican dishes have onions.

[@JTeter499]

At least we can all agree raisins are disgusting in salads. (Edit: A month after posting this, glad to see no opposition. YET.) (Edit 2: I like olives is salads if they are black or kalamata)

[@shepdon]

also in cereal

[@thefernbi4330]

@@shepdon or in general

[@ode4162]

why would anyone put raisins in salads?????

[@cometaHavoc]

Raisins are only good in cookies and other types of buns.

[@terrizoop3739]

Felix Happy Gamer not even in cookies

[@radmangoes9176]

bro this is like something from our chat bro is that a reference

[@minceandpie]

bro......

[@marshmallow927]

bro

[@nik.5300]

@@marshmallow927 bro momento

[@sbrensbeve7982]

Bro................................ Haha ur time is gone imma post cringe a bit lower down 😭😪😊🤔😁🤔😊😁😪😊🤔😟😪😟😪😪🙂😪😐😟😭😪😭😵😐😟😪😟😪😭😐😟😪🤐🤔😑🤩😑☺️🤔😑😶😗😚🤔☺️😗🙂😗🤔😐😐😗🥰🙂😎😎 theres the *cringiest shite I've ever done*

[@killerperk2493]

🅱️R🅾️♿️

[@earliness]

Wow von Karma really just listed off literally everything I put into my salads. Lovely.

[@helltubejackie1086]

Same

[@smileyface81mc77]

Yeah. How could you possibly hate croutons? They’re just spiced toast chunks!

[@juliocovington5150]

@@smileyface81mc77 Croutons aren't really my thing, but bro how you gonna put them in salad like they're so hard to chew compared to everything else in the salad

[@azimochaa]

ESPECIALLY RANCH AND CROUTONS

[@earliness]

@@juliocovington5150 different textures go cronch

[@GrimmNMKing]

This is just 4 moderators in a discord server chatting in announcements while the other members on the group is just watching the conversation

[@mk96437]

deadass lmfao

[@abarette_]

yea basically lmao

[@thematuchin9005]

Grimm screw you you took me 2 hours to beat!!! (Great to see a hollow knight player in these parts)

[@plasmacrowcodile9145]

Arguing over Onions and Ranch, this is the timeline we're in, and I ain't complaining. E1: Now it's tomatos too.

[@Croissantcreep]

Actually, this may be ahead of its time.

[@ruimigs5560]

Next generation arguing

[@jaydenwilton5279]

and mint

[@NuclearRaven13]

And almonds

[@nyxnox2135]

YO THEY JUST DISRESPECTED MY MAIN MAN CUCUMBER LIKE THAT, WTF

[@gguy3600]

I know right? Never before have I felt so betrayed.

[@hydrophant]

Same, I feel heavily insulted by that statement.

[@10zin9]

Ikr

[@Pikachuwouldlikethis]

Cucumber is best 😌

[@Drizzile]

Not only cucumbers but also tomatoes 😡

[@smileguyanimations8776]

Egdeworth and von karma be like “mmm this is some good *grass* “

[@viksiav520]

I love how everyone is calm until Phoenix shows up. Even the music goes crazy lmao

[@andreas_iced8297]

CHOCOLATE ALMOND MILK SLAPS, NO QUESTIONS

[@waffletime1103]

FACTS

[@plant7371]

but tell me... have you ever had chocolate *_banana_* almond milk? I had some and it was great

[@aqua6166]

ewww almond milk is trah

[@josukehigashikata6275]

this is eyes of heaven all over again isnt it

[@andrasreal]

YESSIR

[@CARBONATED_SO-DA]

I'm South American and like 90% of our food includes onion in some way, so Edgeworth's claim and the fact they use things like pizza toppings and onion rings as examples is so BIZARRE...

[@aliveslice]

@1234 you have a lot of cold takes

[@ndiyabucaphukelaubusobakho1732]

Same with us South Asians. When he said that onions ruin food I was you sure bud?

[@nachonest9053]

nunca me gustaron las cebollas.

[@ninjacell2999]

This is like most cuisines really lol

[@Eye_Of_Odin978]

It's not just pizza toppings They can also be carmelized in a frying pan to go well with steaks and on burgers. Really tempers the onion flavor but keeps it there, and makes it synergize with the meat ngl.

[@redviper57]

1:30 The perfect representation of the ace attourney games.

[@yagirlsheila7705]

Onion on Chinese food?? Caramelized onions?? Onion rings?? Godlike. Y'all are weak

[@TheXandraPanda]

IM SAYIN !!!

[@beankaty2651]

Right. And onion in marinara sauces and soups.

[@shy2infinity]

Caramelized onions in fucking... Smothered potatoes? Godtier combination.

[@thesatsumonster]

Every meal feels incomplete without onion imo,,, my stomach is shitty so I can’t tolerate many spices but onions make almost anything better

[@JARV18]

Everything that onio touches instantly becomes worse and you cant deny it

[@silvorthegrand6976]

Onions are amazing in burgers! How dare you criticize the amazing taste they deliver!

[@katiemckinney9456]

Cooked onions no. Regular onions, meh in my opinion. Onion straws though, F*CK YEAH!

[@-periwinkle-4885]

I beg to differ, cooked onions are delicious 😘👌

[@Unknown-hb3id]

Only cooked onions for me tho. The texture kills me unless it's cooked.

[@thisisasupersayin376]

Onions improve Grilled cheese sandwiches.

[@electricstrawberry1635]

Disgusting

[@AstroBlakeD]

most pasta's have onions in them, either in the sauce or as a garnish, most meat dishes taste better when the onion is applied usually in a light powder or as diced onion whilst sheering in a cast iron pan, its also in soups. onion literally is as common as a spice/ingredient as black pepper.

[@beankaty2651]

Yes! Adding it to soups or sauces makes them even better. And putting them in Asian noodles is amazing. I love to cook and onion is like a cooks best friend. It makes everything good. Plain onion with salt is actually not bad. I mean, not good, but not bad.

[@Trollestiatumblur]

I like onions... blooming onions are heavenly tbh. And I use onion powder almost every single day when I cook

[@aliveslice]

Yes putting onions in food is very common and it makes everything taste worse. 💁🏻‍♀️ But tastebudless people will say otherwise

[@aliveslice]

Also pardon the hate but onions (literally) literally make me gag and since it _is_ a mainstream ingredient I had terrible experiences as a child and as of now cannot share cooking with someone if they prefer onions. It's a matter of taste/tolerance all I'm saying is people do be pushing onions down your throat because they're "sooooo goood". I'd rather people tell me my favourite food sucks (and I can have more of it) than say "no, _this_ shit is good cuz I said so"

[@AstroBlakeD]

@@aliveslice actually. it doesnt. you just dont like onions and are raging on the internet saying its crap.

[@blankedout1862]

this is like a personal attack

[@rob98000]

Man, as a dude that knows how to cook, food arguments hurt me to the core.

[@beankaty2651]

Right. Like the onion one just hurt cause of how wrong they were to dis onions

[@Skeletonman59]

Y'all ever have onions dipped in lemon juice to remove that one tear-inducing flavor? That slaps

[@drewsnider7352]

Onions are good for cooking but I hate consuming onions, they were right imo but glossed over the good stuff onions help make when the flavor is cooked in

[@Forkontheleft]

@@Skeletonman59 that's a thing?

[@dejavu9204]

@1234 I agree. But, that's kinda too much.

[@THENemesisXX99]

Why is it in every single variation of this meme I see its always Phoenix playing devil's advocate?

[@ombayasu8657]

*because he cannot be trusted*

[@Eye_Of_Odin978]

Because Phoenix is the hero we need

[@oner6328]

This dude was in for 3 counts of vehicular manslaughter a quadruple homicide charge, grand theft auto and alot more crimes and they argued about fucking onions

[@smoshrules24]

These people arguing meanwhile in just sitting here like “Food is good”

[@The.throngler]

I cant believe they hated on cucumber like that

[@jammo512]

I'll give this a chocolate almond milk out of ten. Interpret that how you will.

[@katiemckinney9456]

20/10.

[@causticxebec]

-3/10

[@jammo512]

CONTROVERSY IN THE CHOCOLATE ALMOND MILK COMMUNITY

[@citrus1676]

Interesting texture, weird flavor, give it a 4/10

[@twotailedpikachu8491]

100/10

[@cloroxbleach7684]

Every argument is 1000000x better this way

[@vsarachnos5414]

I am yet to discover a reason for having watched almost 7 minutes of this. But yet- I don't regret it.

[@psyfic9106]

I only agree with the onions part. Onion Rings are good IF DONE CORRECTLY. Ranch, Carrots, and Cucumber on salad is perfect.

[@bristlefight07]

"I feel like attacking you."

[@psycosanches589]

I love how there’s always a certain character used for each type of personality the conversation is having. I can never quite describe them in words, but you just kinda know who’s who when they are a certain character

[@ThatGuysCousin]

One: Franziska is the least wrong here. In fact I'd go as far as to say they're the most correct. Two: Got me feeling old cause the first thing that came to mind after this was Phoenix Wrong.

[@DeCastroboiYT]

first time seeing phoenix on the right

[@SonicMaster519]

They all bring up valid arguments so much it scares me.

[@residentfacehead3465]

Grilled Onions are AN INTEGRAL PART OF A GOOD SAUSAGE DOG AND I IF YOU DISSAGREE YOUR A LYING LIAR WHOS LYING TO ME WITH LIES! LIES THAT ARE FALSE AND UNTRUE!

[@XRN0]

1:55 "Would you prefer Ketchup on your salad?"

[@trstnap]

Im a centrist here because every argument is conpelling

[@lilgremlin6222]

This is the workings of one brain cell being passed around

[@sweatyskeleton7390]

Ace Attorney edits are the only exposure I have to the game and I'm not sure I'm upset about it

[@idk-vx7vm]

same, now i'm considering playing the game lol

[@Taetaer]

saturdive do it!

[@ASquared544]

Onions taste good when cooked. I ain’t eating some raw onion. That flavor is way too strong and it burns everything, including the eyes and the nose.

[@keganmemestar4465]

With lots of foods, when cooked or combined with other things they taste great. But on their own, no thank you

[@residentfacehead3465]

Grilled onions are the best way to eat onions

[@marcodestefano7119]

onions and tomato is best food.

[@carcotasu081]

Yeah, if you eat the raw onion on it's own like a fucking animal. Combine it with other food, tastes awesome

[@gguy3600]

Wait, people eat onions raw?

[@eur0be4t3r]

Phoenix is chaotic neutral

[@samlee5549]

I honestly could see all of these characters possibly having this conversation, either that or I have been looking at too much Ace Attorney Online.

[@Mmmm-kk9qe]

1 am, school at 6. Watching 4 adults argue about food in a courtroom

[@littywitty5867]

I knew Von Karma was top tier from the get go. This just further solidifies my stance. Edit: I got to the part with the tomatoes and now I’m questioning my life choices

[@LambruscoPeter]

The tomato part was her only good take.

[@aliveslice]

@@electricfishfan there must be some anti-onion genes and I have the super version of them

[@iaintgonna3717]

@@electricfishfan Oh okay I was about to ask what kind of earwax you were tasting bc I was intrigued

[@Anna-kz7km]

@@electricfishfan so do tomato sauce contains actual tomatoes? Because I have no problem eating the former but the latter makes me gag

[@nuttynutsnutstache]

But, green pepper and onion on a cheese pizza and thats it? *Bitch.* At least give me some sweetcorn and black olives if you aren't using meat, what the fuck is this?!

[@satan2872]

Phoenix: says MINT ICE CREAM is WEIRD AND BORING Me: DEATH WARRANT SIGNED

[@ballbonkrs6688]

Mia Fey comes back from the dead to talk about food crimes.

[@seanholm8957]

But the ALMONDS add CRUNCH.

[@melancholyentertainment]

Almond Chocolate Bars > Normal Chocolate Bars

[@iaintgonna3717]

So does hair conditioner

[@Syphrilyn]

They also taste like nuts and nuts are God tier dont even try to argue.

[@sleeeepyy_]

_the judge sitting on top, just casually eating popcorn knowing fully well the trial ends today_

[@peanutbuttercracker1]

Von Karma's out here really just being correct about everything other than ranch (and maybe chocolate almond milk because I haven't had that either)

[@JasminMiettunen]

Any chocolate milk is good, cow milk, soy milk, almond milk, cashew milk, oat milk... All good.

[@Syphrilyn]

What about tomatoes? I like both raw and combined in other food.

[@RichterTheRat]

Onions do and always have made me gag.

[@smoorhouse728]

why is there something cursed about reversed Edgeworth

[@EndoClaw]

“Shit just went from onions to ranch real fucking fast”

[@PinkPixelProductions]

von Karma: *arguing about how disgusting ranch is* me eating ranch pringles: 😐

[@zade3488]

Franziska is the the super glue that makes this group gel so hard

[@DreamDroids]

"Soos, would it be wrong to hit two adults?"

[@chancellorally8766]

Pov: the case was suppose to start an hour ago but the judges car broke down

[@octaviolopez7475]

she hated onions so much she came back to life to talk about it

[@cheetahboy0127]

If I was in there during the part about salad, let’s just say shit would not end well with what people dipped in Ranch I think it was at Elementary School.

[@silverberettas]

lemme guess, pizza?

[@liamanderson7082]

@@silverberettas Pizza and ranch is a surprisingly appealing combo.

[@melancholyentertainment]

@@liamanderson7082 Pizza and ranch is delicious. Not my favorite thing to dip pizza in, but pretty solid if say, garlic butter, is not around.

[@Kryptnyt]

Onions do suck, but it's a genetic thing where you either taste the noxiousness of the onion or not

[@kcdoos]

wow whoever franziska represents has really good taste and is really smart and cool and funny haha wow she's so cool who is she

[@minceandpie]

wow hahaha 😳

[@waffletime1103]

bro imagine liking onions and hating tomatos. couldn't be me 😎

[@remisbiggestfan6770]

waffletime 🤝

[@itsoracle]

but yeah you have the best opinion if not edgeworth

[@MilesEdgeworthAceAttorney]

@@itsoracle I'll just take that as a compliment

[@rickkcir2]

Phoenix: You like Mexican Food? von Karma: Well yes, but actually no.

[@minceandpie]

thanks for 69k views

[@radmangoes9176]

road to 69,666k let's go

[@Tidnro]

When lawyers fight over stuff:

[@tf2engineer]

this 17-sided argument has reduced my brain to a puddle of ranch dressing, onions, and tomatoes cucumbers suck

[@yagirlsheila7705]

Cucumber juice with mint is good tho

[@beankaty2651]

Hear me out when I say cucumber slices with salt is actually okay. Only if you like cucumbers though

[@ohno5559]

Every single one of them is a gigaclown for not bringing up caramelized onions even once the entire time

[@minceandpie]

thanks for 420 likes

[@LinkiePie]

Phoenix literally came out of nowhere I swear. He saw something stupid and thought, "My time to shine!"

[@dk.dxrk.]

Objection, carrots in salad is actually very good. A good salad combo: Lettuce, cherry tomatoes, and carrots.

[@shepdon]

i like my cherry tomatos sliced in half so the tomato cum spills out on the salad

[@samanthabest8926]

The- The *what*

[@roga5326]

I don't like nuts. Especially when milked.

[@Jan_Katkat]

Fun fact: I ate onions like apples.

[@carlyl2032]

Actually this is funny because I ate tomatoes like apples.

[@emtims1670]

@@carlyl2032 A fresh tomato from the garden with a little salt and pepper is bomb tbh

[@carlyl2032]

@@emtims1670 Ngl this sounds tempting right now.

[@emtims1670]

@@carlyl2032 If you have some fresh ones then do it lol. You can also make a grill cheese with tomato!

[@CadDriftarus]

"I've never been poor a day in my life. I only eat kings." Has lived rent gree in my head for three entire years.

[@piyo744]

i cant believe edgeworth is so right

[@godlywalrus2694]

Von karma is always the best in these lmao

[@hacim42]

Pardon, but are we gonna let her hate on croutons??

[@clartblart3266]

Yeah,like,excuse me,croutons are GREAT You're just not tasting the right flavors,simple as that

[@Omnicide101]

Yes. Croutons suck ass.

[@cheasyegg6806]

"LITERALLY ANY OTHER DRESSING IS BETTER." * Slides in ketchup & mustard *

[@jonesbaxterdam]

All this taught me is that people need to learn to stop judging others so harshly for the food they eat

[@jonesbaxterdam]

@1234 I just don't wanna be around someone who's going to judge me for my food preferences. I don't wanna listen to someone yell at me because I asked for no lettuce in my burger. If you are going to judge me for my food preferences I'm not gonna eat in your household, simple as that. My life is too short to be dealing with people and their rude, toxic attitude, demanding that I eat food that I asked not to serve me.

[@iaintgonna3717]

Jones Baxterdam THANK YOU.

[@iaintgonna3717]

@1234 For real, you _do_ realize the picky ones suffer at the hands of tastes and factors _they can't control_ *far* worse than you do, right? They have to live this shit. Perhaps you should apply the same logic you do to food towards people. You being so arbitrarily picky about your company is not only going to limit your choice pool the way pickiness about food does to food, but it'll be compounded by the fact that nobody is going to want to hang out with you if you're going to be so unprovokedly hostile towards people on account of something they can't control (even going so far as to wanting them DEAD?). You being so intensely whiny and unacommodating is making you look far worse than them.

[@radmangoes9176]

lmao im phoenix from the video and i can assure you my friends and i are thriving together, this was not meant to be taken seriously at all because friendly *banters* are a thing.

[@simonbeiran6439]

Phoenix is usually the king of food crimes in these objection.lol vids, but I have to say. I’m on his side with this one...

[@kailairson7302]

This is so intense. I've never been this invested in anything like this before

[@silvergames8798]

i just fucking love how phoenix wright just pops out of nowhere and start acting like his game self when everybody was starting to agree with each other

[@breezierchip8355]

You guys are NOT ready for Barbecue or Brown sauce.

[@faereman]

I completely agree with Fransizka on the tomato thing. Good when cooked or as a sauce, but I hate it by itself. Also, croutons are good, onions are ok as long as it's not too much or too crunchy, and cucumbers can go die.

[@damienmaymdien6367]

This is actually what happens in courtrooms. Instead of solving anything, they just debate onions.

[@speedygus2564]

when phoenix comes in and everyone’s just like “WUH HUUUUH??? WHAT THE FUCK???”

[@giovannilloretsorribas2836]

Well done, Edgeworth. 3 seconds in and all of Spain already wants your head on a silver plate

[@whatisthis8055]

Tomato with a lil bit of salt is pretty good not gonna lie

[@janjawien6479]

the best part about these ace attorney trials is that youtube detects the game and has a category for it you can just enter it and browse all the trial memes it's amazing

[@Earthboundmike]

How can something be WEIRD and BORING at the same time... jesus.

[@chaosblitz7921]

"Milking those nuts." *i fucking died lmfao*

[@joelmichaelviado1226]

That has to be the most compressed set of desks in existence.

[@rikaandchaz5805]

This is litteraly the funniest thing I've ever watched

[@haydenhill607]

I lost track of everything almost immediately

[@Whirlpool730]

Edgeworth clearly hasn’t been to White Castle before.

[@bluesapphire170]

God, I love this insane fandom.

[@yimyom]

Sometimes you forgot there even is a gallery.

[@icekek6197]

"So I can punch you all in the balls." *You see it's funny because Mia doesn't-*

[@89horizon]

Polar opposite of a nut is a nut strike (punch/kick/etc)

[@hal0w_]

WHAT ABOUT RANCH AND CHICKEN STRIPS?!??!