Objects of Desire - NSP

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Danny shares slightly too much information with his (now-ex) girlfriend.
Starring Ninja Sex Party (Danny Sexbang and Ninja Brian)
With Special Guest Sara Benincasa
Directed, filmed, and edited by Jim Turner
LYRICS:
Since I moved into your place
One year ago today
Our relationship has deepened
In a spiritual way
As time's swept gently forward
And winter's turned to spring
I know you so much better
Cause I've fucked all your things
I put my package in your mailbox
Made love to all your chairs
Dropped a load inside your washer
I went down on all your stairs
I took your cabinets from the front
And your sofas from behind
I looked deep into your vacuum's eyes
And then we sixty-nined
Thanks in advance
For not judging me on
This aspect of my soul
When I dick-smash
All of your belongings
Is when I'm finally whole
I boned you couches and your telephone
And all your scented candles
And your dictionary, fishtank, and the pictures on the mantle
I had sex with your whole kitchen
With no boundaries or limits
And your lamp was looking so good
That you know I had to hit it
Your wallet and your toothbrush
And your jacket and your red hat
Oh, you're mad about the toothbrush?
Just forget I ever said that
And the carpet and the furniture
Your windows and the curtains
And I licked your stamp collection
I dicked your floor for certain
I'm glad I got this off my chest
My soul has taken flight
Don't slam the door on your way out darling
Because I'm slamming it tonight

[@jacksonpetryka2676]

At the beginning, Danny says "since I moved into your place" meaning it is her house, then she leaves at the end meaning. Danny just scored himself a free house

[@smooredotjpeg1404]

That's a great scam

[@luca_6960]

YEs.

[@seelcudoom1]

a sexy sexy house....

[@thatweirdgirl8466]

If you rub your dick on something it is now yours. It’s the same policy as licking things to claim them as your own

[@alejandraalonso4648]

So what youre saying is... if i fuck someones whole house i can have it

[@gilldrill]

"Aren't you glad I did the dishes?" HOW IS THIS LINE NOT IN THE SONG!?

[@arwensiriustinuvieljoestar6149]

Sword Knight OHMYGOD

[@rwooshmeifrat6560]

@@arwensiriustinuvieljoestar6149 LIKE WHY!?

[@sr.braydondo]

genius

[@JillyCookeMusic]

I'm the 1,000th like!

[@nipplestealer9044]

@@JillyCookeMusic Hell yeah, Jilly!

[@Goofzillers]

I just realized that the lamp at 1:46 got turned on.

[@papercraft4897]

Same!

[@attacktoasterv282]

@@beepbeep4261 took me 6

[@sweetpea2604]

That lamp isn’t the only one that got turned on

[@scarychewinggum]

im so glad that i exist on a planet where a song about 69ing a hoover exists

[@Iruka1991]

This song is about deepening your love with your soulmate.

[@nicholasfaceboi3192]

+Marcos Bustos and fucking her stuff

[@urfavoriteduckboi9304]

+Marcos Bustos JUST A WICKED BONE SESH WITH A MAILBOX.

[@DualCrane]

its called a vacuum you damn brit

[@Letonintendo]

Dual Crane Hoover is a brand... Like how Americans call plasters Band-Aids.

[@AdelioNightstorm]

The whole "package in your mailbox", "dropped a load inside your washer" and "went down on all your stairs" always cracks me up. Who knew there were so many sexual innuendos about the house?

[@austinsears3648]

Yep

[@PsyichoMario]

+AdelioNightstorm I love the fact this comment has 69 likes!

[@AdelioNightstorm]

+Psyicho Mario Not anymore, someone ruined it :(

[@scnorris629]

+AdelioNightstorm who would do that?!

[@scnorris629]

u cant leave out smashing your bed, or what about slamming ur door?

[@Sciman0231]

The effort they must have taken to get that door into the bed is ridiculous.

[@TheRiskyBrothers]

Sciman101 they're not that heavy, I once had a closet door fall on me in my boxers in the 5th grade

[@WiggleJimmy]

TheRiskyBrothers Why...why is that last part necessary?

[@TheRiskyBrothers]

Smiling Kyojin context

[@jakedandy8323]

TheRiskyBrothers during a no-reason boner?

[@Palpetinus]

Sciman101 You unhinge it and carry it a bit. A single person can carry those, they're not heavy. So no, not really much effort.

[@guilhermemoreira8694]

Am I the only one judging how old NSP's videos are by Danny's hair?

[@drumac7491]

I thought that was the only way to determine the age of these vids

[@Kim_Marie97]

And what he's wearing

[@BioHzrd0010]

I'm judging the age by the special effects quality.

[@rattbastard4158]

Same here.

[@dracubmcgila4678]

No

[@Alargator]

I love how Ninja Brian is so enthusiastic about Danny banging her things. Applauding, thumbs up-ing, high five-ing, and always watching. :) A true, true friend.

[@joemorgan2390]

Don't you get excited when your friend fucks a mailbox?

[@anakruger2412]

Alar Stormbringer Won't last long, but I have made your comment likes 69. Off to find a vacuum.

[@Alargator]

Ana Kruger Those googly eyes are just impossible to resist.

[@anakruger2412]

Alar Stormbringer It's more than the googly eyes.....mmmmmm xD

[@thekidfromcastlerock3891]

We all need a Ninja Brian

[@TheCreepyLantern]

sometimes I forget Danny is an incredibly odd person. this ain't one of those times.

[@hoodie4439]

Wait

[@acdenton5726]

to be fair Brian wrote this.

[@raccoon_goth]

Perfectly odd, both of them

[@rockah12]

If you ignore the actual lyrical content this sounds like a beautiful love song. Listen to the lyrical content, and it's a beautiful love song about fucking furniture.

[@emilyc8958]

That's a big part of their comedy style which I love. 'Wondering' which was released on their most recent album is this to a T

[@84warhead]

I'm starting to wonder if Danny walks around the house in a variety of silk kimonos

[@hamdamage6230]

I hope to god he does

[@ldragondeity]

Do you not?

[@pikapika069]

I would.

[@jcm5863]

They're perfect for the song 6969

[@trueaidooo]

Just starting now?

[@Jimmblet]

Let's be real, Imagine how fun this must've been to record. :P

[@linehp_9606]

+Jimmy7780 i wish there was a bloober video xD

[@sonnywilliams4899]

+Line Poulsen Yes! #TheDream

[@Iruka1991]

perhaps, the fun i had watching it times10?

[@nicholasfaceboi3192]

All the nsp's videos must be fun to film

[@DemonRider]

still a better love story than twilight

[@sophiyams9164]

definitely

[@autumnkalista3544]

I've been waiting to see this comment

[@AwesomeStuff993]

Anything is a better love story than twilight

[@mr.potatoes7063]

@@AwesomeStuff993 yeah

[@felixnilbog4517]

Trying to screw a vacuum is probably the scariest thing in the world

[@felixnilbog4517]

The link is broken btw

[@felixnilbog4517]

Ah

[@duvdoren538]

Felix Nilbog Well at least vacuums can do a good suck

[@disneydork100]

Not as scary as trying to fuck a blender

[@felixnilbog4517]

I fucked an apple today

[@SunnySplosion]

0:50 Ninja Brian casually cooking oranges.

[@frysstyle]

You're saying that as if it's an unusual thing to do.

[@TheOnirayju]

what you don't cook your oranges ? they must have a terribe taste .

[@SunnySplosion]

These comments are making me question everything I've previously known about oranges.

[@ljaquos]

Silly Sunny. What you didn't know is that if you cook an orange, you unlock the secrets to the culinary universe. Which is why Brian materializes different foods at will.

[@AzureKite]

SunnySplosion He's a physicist, he knows what he's doing.

[@strobelightstudios7638]

Kinda odd when you realize that ninja Brian wrote this...

[@laurarawrless5243]

he did!!??!!

[@makenna88]

+Laura Rawrless524 Did we mention he has a PhD?

[@666AMC666]

+Quoodle no he doesnt! Brian has one not Ninja brian, they're not that same person!!

[@loganplourde886]

+Quoodle a Ph.D. In being a fucking crazy murder ninja

[@hamdamage6230]

+Ashley Mc. Brian Wecht and Ninja Brian are indeed the same person

[@LordCantalo]

Unus Annus Unus Annus Unus Annus Unus Annus Unus Annus Unus Annus I was already a fan, they just made me come back to the vid.

[@unknownflowergirl3593]

Lord Cantalo I was waiting to see if anyone found this video from Unus Annus

[@LordCantalo]

Unknown Flowergirl Well, your quest has yet to end because I’m a repeat watcher.

[@jasperzzzzzzzzz]

ive been scrolling looking for a comment about this... i used to listen to nsp but completely forgot they existed. super glad unus annus reminded me about them. also super glad someone else found this song after that ep.

[@LordCantalo]

@@jasperzzzzzzzzz How the hell does one forget about a band like NSP?

[@jonathanschaffer2594]

Oliver James which episode was it?

[@DylLynn]

Only Dan can make his old long hair look short

[@HaienTwitch]

This is a Old video tough

[@jasminecornish1448]

"went down on all your stairs" is the best line in this song xD

[@OfficialHowellikai]

he could have just stopped the song there and id be happy

[@kyloctopus]

"Don't slam the door on your way out, Darling, because I'm slamming it tonight"

[@jasminecornish1448]

and thats the reason why he couldn't stop the song there haha

[@piratemaxine]

Jazzy Cornish no it's then we 69nd

[@SmashyPlays]

Brozemax Brozemax no it’s “don’t slam that door on your way out darling, because I’m slamming tonight”

[@evidencedotzip]

I'm sure the door swings that way.

[@averywesson1233]

Dan needs to sing/play this for Barry after a year of being roommates

[@melinamcfadden9153]

Da heck did I just watch?!

[@KillerChairYT]

Melina Mcfadden Something so hot it will make you want to be with Dan. Dont worry, it happens to all of us.

[@madison_hailstorm]

Older nsp songs and videos have so much charm. I remember how impressed I was at their commitment to just being fucking silly

[@samkuperman9035]

So you believe that the newer NSP song aren't as good, or...?

[@madison_hailstorm]

No the new songs are better in a lot of ways. Im just nostalgic. Why I Cry is their best song.

[@grimmspark594]

Octopus Rocket I think"If we were gay" & "Dragonslayer" are their best songs

[@grimmspark594]

Lonesome Gavlan And Manticore

[@grimmspark594]

Lonesome Gavlan And unicorn wizard

[@ProvingDemons]

Here in 2019 going into 2020 and realizing how much youtubes changed. I can't find this song or half of your library unless I search for it by name. It's not visible on your channel, and doesn't even auto finish in the youtube search bar... I just hope these songs don't go forgotten :(

[@raiden961]

True classic nsp is amazing

[@novusordocitrorum772]

they have a playlist of all their songs now.

[@taylorcorbett8848]

They can never, EVER be forgotten.

[@CptObvious]

Can't say I have any idea what you're talking about. I just went to their channel, went to videos, and scrolled down to the bottom. This song is right there, very clearly visible. I also started typing the song into KZbin's search bar, and even with just "o" typed, Objects of Desire was the first suggestion.

[@dannythompson1948]

I promise you I will still be turning people onto this in 20 yrs..

[@starlightreign9932]

Was sent here by Ethan and Mark (and of course Unnus Annus), I thank them for reminding me of this masterpiece

[@TrickWithAKnife]

It just occurred to me that Danny actually had to rub his junk over everything in the house during the filming of the video. Wow...

[@rileylaverne7740]

He probably liked it tho

[@IamTealeaf]

@@rileylaverne7740 Probably

[@mrpunk327]

It's not really his junk they put a prop in his pants

[@cjsyblik3296]

That's dedication

[@joshwhitworth7355]

1:27

[@hiimbrandonk4575]

if they were to release a calendar like the ones they use in these music videos i would buy it.

[@1-1-5-2]

Same when is this going to happen

[@cakenarwhal625]

Same!! We need those

[@lizlee8715]

Quick! We need calendar names!

[@kirbykinnie3691]

DANNY'S FUCKING BONER HITTING THE POOL BALLS IS WHERE I OFFICIALLY LOST MY SHIT

[@GramGramAnimations]

I like how he both "chalks" the ball and also hits it with his "pool stick" Even though it doesn't actually makes, It makes complete sense.

[@Valientherox]

Dan's voice in this song is so angellic. More so than usual anyways.

[@richardahern4042]

The chorus is beautiful!

[@newm1ke]

Richard Ahern Definitely

[@Bumskull]

Moral of this video: Fuck everything.

[@CarrieFisherman]

Sam Jones LITERALLY

[@CarrieFisherman]

Sam Jones LITERALLY

[@chs9999]

69 likes I'm going to ruin it

[@celcowhite]

I dated a light switch once. It really turned me on. I'll call a cab.

[@westernteenagephilosopher]

CelcoWhite Bad Day?

[@nmhfan27]

Get paid, laid, Gatorade.

[@captainbeachboy3413]

M'lady

[@poohonmyspace]

Cool Cool

[@Beastfromthe10]

+CelcoWhite too late buddy i already dated the cab

[@jackxbartel8070]

I love that Unus Annus featured this on their fetish video lol

[@sleepy_jean]

Ninja Brian seems like such a good friend

[@LordVader1094]

Jean Kirschtein If you're Danny or female, yeah.

[@jeejee0013]

LordVader1094 yeah, everyone else he kills

[@DandyAndy23]

The best

[@reverieterribly]

God damn this has been stuck in my head forever. Hard to explain when you have the sudden urge to burst into song. It's so perfect though, the melody and Dan's singing are beautiful but the lyrics hilarious. NSP for life.

[@JacobGodly]

Yeah, take away the silly lyrics and their music is brilliant. They have a good sense of humor and their lyrics are well made though

[@Djtripfromtap]

The ONLY NSP song I feel like singing randomly in public (more than this) is No Reason Boner.

[@staceyadkison5176]

It's hard to belt out this song or No Reason Boner as a girl out in public. I mean, I COULD bust out, "When I dick smash all of your belongings is when I'm finally whole..." I just feel that I would get an even stranger look than would generally be expected considering I don't have the right equipment for either of those songs.

[@haz2077]

I can feel the passion behind the lyrics.

[@ceresbane]

Lyrically this song is the best written comedy I've ever heard.

[@GemmaBee14]

How did you manage to miss i did the dishes?

[@antoninuslucario5560]

BIPPITY BAP BOOP BOP I think they had to choose between doing the dishes and dropping a load in the washer, which I personally think is funnier. But I dunno.

[@autobiographicalraps]

BIPPITY BAP BOOP BOP they missed a sucking joke with the vacuum, and maybe couldve done a joke with turning on the lamp too but if they went all out like thatd itd probably be impossible to have it rhyme man idk

[@GemmaBee14]

whilst he says, your lamp was lookin so good that you know I had to hit it, the lamp turns on so they didn't miss that joke really, it just wasn't in the lyrics.

[@Bloodanna]

cool to be fair they did do a turn in on the lamp joke. It was just a visual one.

[@ChibiTurtle]

BIPPITY BAP BOOP BOP I love your profile picture! I feel like im the only one who loved the Okami games!

[@roqm0z666]

**Jontron voice** I have several questions

[@ratmeister9284]

I'm scared, i'm movin on.

[@neves6867]

Fool me once, I'm mad

[@neves6867]

Fool me two, how could you

[@neves6867]

Fool me three times, now u are officially that guy

[@celcowhite]

*space walken*

[@kingzweiiii2923]

“Your toothbrush and your jacket and your red hat oh, you’re mad about the toothbrush? Just forget I ever said that “ I love that part

[@spec24]

The perfect fusion of music, comedy, and absurdity. They're not just funny as hell, their songs are good! Keep it coming guys.

[@willsowerbutts]

"Oh, you're mad about the toothbrush? Just forget I ever said that!", that line makes me chuckle every time.

[@jammy7670]

As hilarious as all these music videos are, I have to say that my favorite part of them would have to be how Ninja Brian is just awkwardly there, looking like he's mad at the world

[@sweetpea2604]

I love when he’s sitting on the couch clapping while Danny “Dicks the floor for certain” he’s so supportive of Danny’s sexual passions, like any true friend would be ❤❤❤

[@Deamons64]

Perfect for the single mans valentines day. Thanks NSP.

[@IamTealeaf]

wait hold up

[@ashpotatoes4262]

Danny: I slept with your bed. Girl: Don’t you mean in my bed? Danny: ...

[@yanoman16]

anybody else love the fact that at 00:49 ninja Brian is actually cooking oranges ?

[@THEFRISKIESTDINGO]

Brian really like to watch.

[@Ossimsauce86]

Right?! The best is when he claps when Danny fucks the floor! xD

[@funkmastamack872]

Also when he high fives Danny when 69ing the vacuum was pretty hilarious

[@manabluerose]

Ninja voyeur.

[@reindelljanleirlanozo9689]

Unus Annus brought me back here again lol

[@blackfiresacrifice]

I fucking love Brian just casually in the background of every single shot

[@yeetistic6184]

unas annus got me in the mood

[@jamesball90]

After several rewatched I just noticed that at 1:00 Brian high-fives Danny. He's so supportive.

[@vibrantvay5274]

1:33 I never noticed ninja Brian's pose till now XD

[@inu8122]

Their skipping in the beginning is so adorable, I love it

[@zygarde9506]

Ninja Brian on the fucking pool table had me laughing and crying until I lost 10 pounds in tears

[@garrywulf537]

I just love the passion in Danny's voice as he sings about fucking household items

[@neilclarenceraloso5215]

I accidentally sang this while my girlfriend and I was cleaning the house, she looked at me very suspiciously until I showed her this video

[@Cosmic1900]

Oh god who did the dishes?

[@D.C.T.23]

HE did

[@jrodificator1]

This is the closest I'll ever come to a Danny Sexbang power ballad

[@viperv6768]

I guess Ninja Brian either edited this or threatened the editor in order to put his little message in the lower corner at 1:51

[@misaefre]

ive seen this video so many times and ive never once noticed that omg

[@sarabenincasa8556]

This is still the dumbest and most beautiful fucking thing I've ever acted in. What pure poetry.

[@angelricchi1321]

It's so cool seeing you comment after all this time, how was it to work with these two gentlemen?

[@ladyhitchhikerjackmanson8097]

You're my favorite of the nsp girls.

[@aletheaplass6557]

this song has the quality of something i would cry to at 2am and the lyrics of something i would cackle to at 2am

[@ryanwilliams9712]

"Don't slam the door on you're way out, darling...because I'm smashing it tonight" XD

[@markoneill2447]

+Ryan Williams *slamming

[@ryanwilliams9712]

shit, you're right, I have failed XD

[@HugBot5000]

The childish glee on Danny's face as he "went down on" the stairs gets me every time. (Protip: stairs never clean themselves. They get all kinds of stanky.)

[@Syrenkai]

I just adore how supportive Ninja Brian in about this whole habit.

[@Shad0wSpill]

Ninja Brian is way too into this idea.

[@LNightbear]

I love singing to this out in public and seeing all the weird looks I get. Still waiting for the day I sing it and meet another NSP fan. Also, imagine going into this girls house with a blacklight. To quote Starlord, "If we had a blacklight, it would look like a Jackson Pollock painting."

[@user-2012July-A]

Be able to see it from space.

[@daselfcharmer]

I genuinely love these songs. Like Weird Al is awesome, but this shit is actually original.

[@Billaxle]

Faceache Al has some original songs too, but he's mostly PG where NSP is rated R For RIDICULOUSLY AWESOME!! ;P

[@daselfcharmer]

lol yeah man i like it when he does songs in the styles of artists, some of them are my favorites, one of them being, "you don't love me anymore". Bo Burnham is pretty good also.

[@natalieeuley1734]

Weird Al is the best SFW parody artist of all time, but NSP is the best NSFW parody artist of all time

[@getrektkid5626]

U Frick head nerd 😎😎😎😎😎😎

[@heyitsbear7823]

Get Rekt Kid ummm wut

[@KevinoftheHorde]

I have no words for how amazing this song is.

[@meredithross982]

if only he'd do that to me instead of the furniture

[@Lokkemad]

ZeroChill

[@blindmirror2668]

I'm not liking this comment because I don't want to ruin the 69 likes.

[@crungyspungus6057]

Meredith Ross agreed

[@TehEpicViper]

H o n e s t l y

[@TheSindustriesLtd]

i think this is the most underrated NSP song

[@angelricchi1321]

Agreed, Dan's vocals from 1:25 to 1:35 are majestic imo

[@mowzerw9395]

Can’t believe this is almost 10 years old. I can relate to this song so much from being isolated at home all the time...

[@danielkaplan3338]

I just got that when he touches the lamp its turned on.

[@unicornasaurusrex55]

Imagine your procrastination on studying and decide to listen to this song and then realize Ninja Brian is your teacher (He isn't mine but I'm sure SOMEONE didn't realize it, unless he's open about it to his students if so what and where does he teach???)

[@DaxrenPlays]

When Danny says "Darling" at the end of this song, he sounds so sincere and emotional it almost brings me to tears. Oh NSP how I love thee.

[@theallinonegamer8482]

this is why jon left grumps

[@jasperrosebluff6826]

Danny fucked everything in the grump room

[@VanoverWomack]

I had to start the video over at about a minute and fifty seconds because I missed a lot of the song when I exploded with laughter as he started to explain how made love to all her things

[@matthewbergeron3641]

This will always be my favorite NSP song ever, can never get it out of my head

[@XRL7official]

Still my fav NSP song years on 🔥

[@silverstream4048]

Y’know, usually the songs these guys make aren’t meant to be taken seriously, but the music in this one, actually sounds very well done and better than a lot of stuff you hear nowadays. If you just change the lyrics after he tells her that he fucked all of her things, I could actually see myself listening to this a lot.

[@UnknownFox]

I feel we need a "10 Years Later" version for this song as well.

[@Ketchme17]

@0:50 Brian...is sauteing some oranges.

[@gwarriorfromhell]

It's an ancient ninja method to make sex more tantric... didn't you know this?

[@lambboni9159]

***** It's also a knock-out drug.... I wonder if the two are related?

[@jacobb5564]

I’ve already seen this a bunch of times, now rewatching because markiplier played it in a video. It’s amazing every time

[@bleedingroze]

This song floats into my head every few months and stays for awhile. Great times.

[@erikmalcom5070]

this is my favorite song by you guys, and possably ever

[@jetsetvevo9490]

I'm sorry, it seems that your English fucking sucks

[@jetsetvevo9490]

+Erik Malcom Yeah, I have cancer. lol

[@lilbi2526]

it's an not a

[@magenta5785]

snick fuck off Nope. Sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but "a KZbin comment" is correct. I fact, "an KZbin comment" would be incorrect.

[@lilbi2526]

Aria Malley oh well i was just trying to piss him off even more

[@RookieODST2]

I want an infinite loop of 1:59-2:01

[@Magibatproductions]

Phosphor i want a GIF of 0:59 to 1:02

[@GamingTeamBrohammer]

+Magibatproductions Here you go: i.giflike.com/qu9QM7l.gif

[@Magibatproductions]

***** THANK YOU!!!

[@GamingTeamBrohammer]

Yep

[@chrisodonnell1120]

+Team Brohammer Bless you sir

[@Gamerpro2020]

The calendar gave in after just one date.

[@davidkuhn2219]

I just realized the connection my channel picture had to the channel I'm watching.

[@lh5190]

HAIL NINJAB!

[@AzalionMusic]

Username Kot I Was just about to say "Hey Ninjab Ryan" XD

[@lh5190]

TheGamingOshawott Sorry for taking this opportunity from you. 3:

[@AzalionMusic]

Nah its alright, First come, First serve :P

[@lildominator2953]

Oh shit it's Ninja Brian!

[@Beezy089]

The shower gets turned on in the bathroom whenever I take my clothes off.

[@GoopyMcGooperson]

"dont slam that door on you way out darling because im slamming it tonight" is easily the best line in a song ive ever heard

[@novustalks7525]

“I went down on all your stairs” I’m fucking dying

[@bigmeknurgle]

"dropped a load inside your washer, went down on all your stairs. I took your cabinets from the front and, your sofa from behind, I look deep into your vacuums eyes and then we 69'd!" Lyrical genius and dat melodic voice. Damnit Danny, don't become my mancrush

[@porkestrogen5331]

I know how you feel T_T

[@nebulousshade1091]

Unus Annus anyone?

[@Gameviewsblog]

man NSP is great, but imagine Dan's voice in a rock/ballad group.

[@ExorArgus]

This is a ballad group, every song is a story about ninja brian or danny sexbang,

[@tutterbear98]

Do me a favor and look up Skyhill. Dan's "serious" band.

[@Gameviewsblog]

Wow, ou're a god! thanks :) i'm making you my honorary new best friend whom i secretly have a crush on, but always goes "naaah bro" and punches you in the shoulder when awkwardly asked about it :D

[@tutterbear98]

***** did i just get reversed friendzoned?

[@ExorArgus]

tutterbear98 HOW DID I NOT KNOW ABOUT THIS. tyvm

[@X4ZID]

That wallet looked just about spent.

[@Snaffdude]

Man the last quarter of this song (from 2 minutes to end) really showcases Danny's voice! tremendous job have a crepé, you earned it you stallion

[@marinajordan8939]

How can such a hilarious song have such seriously beautiful vocals? Oh Danny, you wonderful fucking man.

[@IamJacksSTD]

Coming back to this song 8 years and 11 months after this video was posted, and holy shit is this still a ballad for the ages.

[@keganbauer5119]

I remember my friend showing me this in middle school back in 2012 lmao I’m so glad I didn’t forget it

[@makennamurphy3734]

"My soul has taken flight..." 2:02 That was a honest laugh out loud moment.

[@junietwoknees]

Hey, fine bros, youtubers react to....

[@NOAPLLEJUICE]

...Hydrofluoric acid

[@garydsketch]

End-ventures Give them copper chloride and call it bubblegum soda.

[@garydsketch]

***** That, is a very good idea.

[@RobinOlsen2011]

Mijquaza Nope.

[@deaththekid1328]

Ahem this would be for teens and elders lets see how that ends :P

[@bcollins3811]

there is something so beautiful and hilarious about the final lyric, "don't slam the door on your way out, darling, because I'm slamming it tonight"

[@ani9264]

I was listening to this while coming home from school and dan said 'finally home' exactly when i arrived at home