No Reason Boner - NSP

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In this episode Danny and Ninja Brian deal candidly with their massive erectile issues. Actually, just Danny.
Check out Ninjasexparty.com for more hot action!
Starring:
Ninja Sex Party (Danny Sexbang and Ninja Brian)
Special guests:
Zach Hagen
Jo-Ann Harrold
Janelle Hawkes
Dan Hodapp
Julie Katz
Kellie McCants
Mookie Thompson
Ashley Wilson
Directed by Jim Turner
Produced by Ninja Sex Party and Jim Turner
Production Assistants: Mark Peterson, Morgan Goldin and Ashley Wilson
Super special guest drummer: Charlie Shaw
LYRICS:
There are three, three, three kinds of erections
Some are sexual
Some occur during periods of nervous tension
But there's a mysterious third kind
That no one really understands
It happens when your shlong decides
To take matters into its own hands
No reason boner
No reason boner
It baffles scientists
No reason boner
This morning I was having breakfast
At the Midtown diner
The bagel was delicious
And the coleslaw couldn't be finer
I got a weird look from the waitress
When I asked her for the check
I looked down an realized
I was one hundred percent erect
No reason boner
No reason boner
I like coleslaw but not that much
No reason boner
::spoken exchange with mailman::
Now things are a little awkward
Between my mailman and I
That was not my best lie
I was just covering up for my
No reason boner
No reason boner
That was the wrong kind of package to mail
No reason boner
::spoken exchange with zookeeper::
This is no laughing matter
This is not some kind of game
I can tuck away my johnson
But I can never tuck away the shame
It can happen anytime
It can happen anywhere
When the Loch Ness Monster
Decides he wants to randomly come up for air
No reason boner
No reason boner
You're ruining my life
No reason boner
No reason boner
No reason boner
Why....?

[@TheLegend1800]

"So what's your favorite artist?" "NSP" "Never heard of them. What songs have they made." "Um..."

[@PlushiePoogle]

Me getting NSP tattoo Tattoo artist: So does this star mean anything? Me: It's from my favorite band Him: Oh yea? What band is that? Me: NSP Him: Looks it up on his phone, makes a really weird face Him: Does that..stand..for.. Me: Yup, that's them! :D

[@Cyntaria]

No shame I will shove their no reason boner in my mates' faces

[@Rostof_TheGreat]

Bro, if your favorite band is NinjaSexParty, then you're obviously a superior human being

[@meyoi3329]

Cyntaria I have done that too lol

[@QuinnX3D]

PlushiePoogle that sound familiar PlushiePoogle

[@starchstruck978]

Danny was ~31 in this video yet somehow looks 15. Dermatologists hate him

[@themmofifty7615]

Pure Judaism.

[@W.H.V.]

He also acts 15

[@AlexDenial]

Also this.problem occurs more in 15 year olds than 31 year olds...

[@connorhabrecht9480]

Today's his 41st birthday, he still looks in his early 20s

[@yoda5436]

Connor Habrecht THAT GUYS 41, oh god

[@souffrantdepine3762]

This is literally the most relatable song that anyone has ever written.

[@spoonerismstuff]

Souffrant D'Epinè tell me about it.

[@leeroyjenkins8494]

The national anthem for teenage boys everywhere

[@bryancornejo3672]

Now I am a man with the same issue but I gotta ask: what about women?

[@darkmafia666]

@@bryancornejo3672 no reason wet

[@e.m.p.3394]

It's TRUE. I hate this WHEN IT HAPPENS

[@davidtuma9067]

I am overjoyed by the idea, that somewhere out there, a board game called 'Boner Time' exists.

[@diabeticshaggy7434]

461 likes, yet after two years, no comment

[@pinkfluffyguy6392]

@@diabeticshaggy7434 you really had to, and honestly, I would do the same

[@owencole2406]

@@pinkfluffyguy6392 There’s a card game called awkward boner.

[@michaelm9315]

@@diabeticshaggy7434 925 likes and only 2 comments?

[@YourMom-ei7se]

Did you know: all ninjas, zookeepers, and mail men have a PhD in Theoretical Physics causing them to all look the same

[@omercneb]

Your Mom BRIAN JOKES 😂

[@octopleb9370]

facts.

[@jamessutter951]

They also look like the manticore

[@beepbeepiloveyou5885]

PhD? You mean a Pretty hard Dick? Yeah

[@DeezCheez69]

Yeah and that there is also a ninja who has a phd and has killed around 30 000 people and coincidentally looks the same without a mask

[@DarkMario26]

It's strange seeing Dan with his hair his short.

[@raccoon_goth]

I know. Watch this and then, like, Cool Patrol after. It's a trip

[@willbowling3009]

And clean shaven

[@kevinpumphret3321]

And Brian without a mask

[@toasteee8627]

I like how that’s the observation you made from this video

[@sanikfast4639]

*complains about people seeing his pp **wears spandex*

[@discipleofdagon8195]

this.

[@NotSCP-682]

this is Ninja sex parties channel, you can say dick

[@JayDubbskies]

Schween is also acceptable

[@TooMuchThought]

Mini Brian is also acceptable.

[@crushssoda]

Jay Dubbman and tube steak

[@sweetstxr]

HIS HAIR IS SO SHORT AND HIS HUMOR SO IMMATURE (nothings changed but the hair)

[@RummerChan]

That mail man has a distinct aura of PhD... just sayin.

[@bjornbjornson4]

I bet he really knows his physics...

[@Aberator5]

I really wonder if anyone understands this or who that man is ZD

[@insaincaldo]

I was just wondering if this was the first time we got to see his face

[@Rhubarb120]

+Chris East I think " I just want to dance" Was the first time he was maskless in a video.

[@insaincaldo]

+Andrew Pether Cool, didn't check the dates, I was on a playlist

[@vitaemins4527]

"I like coleslaw but not that much" best freaking part 😂😂😂😂😂

[@wetrats4366]

yess

[@inzanedomain1263]

My thoughts exactly

[@corbins123]

the best in my opinion is mcocks

[@BingusSchmingus]

My favorite part is "I can tuck away my Johnson but I can never tuck away this shame."

[@micahallen2226]

Ummm what about "that was the wrong kind of package to mail"

[@loveshell4851]

Did anyone else see that ‘package’ was for Ninja Brian’s mom

[@onutube6392]

Foreshadowing

[@Methew217]

Maybe that was the right package he mailed

[@tinkeryt2039]

*brian

[@breathstealer5486]

I just noticed it and I've watched this video quite a few times

[@noahtoftegaard4768]

can we talk about how dan in his thirties looks like he’s in his late teens/early twenties, and dan in his forties looks like he’s in his late twenties. like that man ages gracefully agshdjajjs

[@mustardtitsthemurdermaster]

These were the good old days back when only 1/4 of the fans knew that dans mailman is actually ninja brian

[@nebulaneka8946]

Kj slothe 72756 I know... when it first released I posted it and everyone called me a liar

[@TheUnfortunateTruthChannel]

Jesus! Spoilers!

[@ThunderMelon]

The Pessimist wait what

[@kibbletv4056]

yeah right?

[@somedude5191]

The Unfortunate Truth coming from you that's pretty ironic.

[@brokenscart7989]

I like coleslaw but not that much

[@stevenl2050]

No reason boner

[@bucketlord6564]

no reason boner

[@starpatrickshow]

Wow, I read this at the exact time the video said it.

[@dont-feed-ben4833]

I like coleslaw that much

[@bcman001]

+brokenSCART I would like the comment, but it has the perfect amount of likes(69)...

[@CocoaBeans101]

Heaven has T-Posing Ninja Brians, thats paradise

[@yaboiguzma393]

Cocoa Beans Wait, Danny is Jewish so why would they have heaven in the video?

[@drumac7491]

@@yaboiguzma393 Jewish heaven

[@badadvicejoe6203]

NSP, t-posing since 2010

[@IamTealeaf]

most Jewish people believe in heaven what are you talking about.

[@groundhawg4657]

Heaven doesn't have you

[@plague8638]

"i can tuck away my johnson but I never tuck away the shame"

[@Foxy02016]

Son Of Trex I can tuck away my Johnson but I can never tuck away my Dwayne This joke rocks

[@plague8638]

@@Foxy02016 👍

[@omgxab2223]

@@Foxy02016 I read ton of sex. Had to reread.

[@Uniquenameosaurus]

My sibling gets this problem a lot.... I should probably tell her to go see a doctor.

[@timpind.8237]

Oh my god it's you. Hello.

[@cloudywithnochanceofcomedy]

Her?

[@pikapals41]

VlogandBlog1 of course

[@doritobrando4966]

Transgender joke?

[@xmurphinator5290]

Her?! Lol

[@ZachariusStorkanus]

why is no one talking about the fact that the guy on the left at 1:10 is trying to warn danny of him being hit by that car?

[@danielking1431]

Holy shit, that was a nice catch. Intentional or not, that's hilarious.

[@Ashey814]

I thought it was the score ratio

[@AlfieFFC]

It's a wrestling reference, Austin 3:16. Danny used to watch wrestling so it makes sense.

[@ZachariusStorkanus]

Cripple H oh huh. well it could work for both ways :P

[@benwinfrey3742]

Just a coincidence.

[@katelynchristensen775]

1:35 Danny’s enunciation on “erect” gives me the tingles. (I work with music and when an artist is able to enunciate like that, it’s amazing)

[@antonluvs]

Katelyn Christensen haha agreed.

[@lylyssy]

Katelyn Christensen asmr

[@sierraestrellita]

Does it give you a no reason boner?

[@ryandowner2998]

"eeeearrrr-rEct" love it yeah

[@ultimatekamiguru7414]

Sierra Jay it definitely had a reason.

[@hannahwithanx]

I met a guy because of this song. we became great friends and eventually dated for about 3 years until he dumped me out of nowhere, and the fact that this song has become The song that reminds me of the guy who tore my heart to pieces is fucking hilarious to me. idk whether to laugh or cry lmao

[@swampwasp3]

Both seems fitting

[@Jabberwoot]

Cry so hard you laugh

[@OriLOK2]

Let us all laugh together

[@kevindary5991]

He lost a rare jewel

[@victormedina2364]

Ill tell you what you're supposed to do.... Wait for a no reason boner

[@celestialcass]

My favorite part of these videos are the terrible cloth body double for danny- i die laughing every time they use it.

[@KokiriKidLink]

I fucking love that doll. It's so stupid. Wait, Maybe that's Dan's Substitution Mitsu!

[@literaryloser4470]

Exactly! Don't insult such perfected jutsu!

[@MrGaxiolaX]

Actually that doll is an official power Danny has...

[@thegreatcarraway]

He actually sends it to parties he can't attend... ...And gets frustrated when he gets better feedback than himself.

[@risuwolf]

Cassie Mckenzie Danny has no body double, he does all his own stunts

[@xavierhughes5522]

Isn't this the same guy that In another song, forced the president to stop giving a pre-war speech just so he could announce to the world that he had an erection?

[@drewthedude64]

Yup.

[@makenna88]

He seems to have come to terms with it. Christamighty, Dan has long legs - all the way up to the keyboard.

[@taken_over3416]

But that was a sexual erection.

[@xavierhughes5522]

JediShark CAUSED BY WHO

[@MyrkHeithr]

that's actually brain so it'd make sense he's in multiple songs

[@SleppyLeBo]

2:23 "That was the wrong kind of package to mail." *HOW IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THIS LINE*

[@TheNefastor]

I'm surprised I had to scroll down this much to find your comment. 100% agreed !

[@SoothSayre711]

I come from the distant year of 2019. This shit still slaps, bro.

[@thememewalker]

*laughs in 2020*

[@nancyclark1609]

Hey, remember how nice 2019 was, in retrospect?

[@Lunar_Atronach]

@@thememewalker *laughs in 2021*

[@tsundemon]

6 years and yet this song is still catchy It's snowing on mount fuji

[@Kevin-fd1cg]

One line off soooo... We have a 575 in progress I repeat a 575 in progress

[@amorefestivevirginspieceof2077]

nice gg reference lol

[@heavysixtyfour3336]

Amatures... Try after the plagues of 2020

[@BTS_love1111]

Add 6 years more too

[@dannychenski687]

@@BTS_love1111 Yeah, that's what I was gonna say

[@nobbutime]

Wow, this is like, the friendliest comments section I've ever seen.

[@carsonoconnell2258]

fuck off

[@Magibatproductions]

go to hell

[@nobbutime]

+Magibatproductions I get it. Comedy.

[@abramklaassen5656]

Don't you mean a "Sextion"?

[@nobbutime]

+Abram Klaassen you sir have bested me.

[@doctorweeb5049]

Just got new headphones and the first thing I do with them is listen to this

[@yoda5436]

Doctor Weeb smart

[@yaboialexiguess]

"Wow! Macaques really hairy *tee hee face"*

[@eidolists]

"Uh.. so what time does the zoo close?"

[@senbonzakura8212]

"About eight o clock."

[@pinn7884]

"Great! That gives me a chance to- *o h g o d*"

[@ashpotatoes4262]

“Why have you forsaken me, lord?!”

[@SmashingHammer99]

I showed this to my girlfriend for educational purposes. No joke.

[@KatsuyaEsper]

Rasmus FartSnarder hahahaha, I did too!

[@nonosh]

Holy fucksacks, I did the same thing literally less than one hour before I saw your comment.

[@izabellaodom6753]

My boyfriend sent me this for educational purposes

[@ALu-nq8rf]

My boyfriend sent me this for the same reason.

[@SmashingHammer99]

This comment is so old i haven't had a girlfriend in several years. I have a boyfriend though, which is way cooler in every way.

[@Bunny-fn4lc]

That poor girls sandwich....

[@markmikolay9019]

Just some extra meat

[@luminous6969]

It's ok, she looks like she's already had enough sandwiches.

[@thesandwich5321]

Tell me about it.

[@avydazoic3864]

The sandwich haha

[@viagenesis24]

That looks like the most perfect sandwich in the universe.

[@laurena.8709]

“I have a doctors appointment at the dentists. *subtle laugh* My favorite part.

[@ophi7016]

“This morning I was having breakfast” **is dark outside**

[@Methew217]

If you live in Alaska you’ll see

[@W.H.V.]

Maybe Dan is just an _early riser_

[@kyleguajardo]

Have you ever been to a waffle house at 4 a.m?

[@EndermenRock8]

@@W.H.V. nice

[@HarryStikers]

........Excuse me while I ask for this to be played at every large event in my life for literally no reason

[@xmurphinator5290]

i see no reason, gotta end it, no reason boner

[@epicness110]

69th like, coolio

[@starcourt4834]

No Reason Playing of No Reason Boner

[@danalmason6889]

Harry The Ripper ubri

[@burntnutz69]

@blue the raptor An erection, if you understand.

[@Nelsonfixe1]

when he asked her for the check she was wishing a big tip she got a big tip

[@notyepdranel7643]

Nasty Nelson 59 likes, close enough

[@mallowkai]

Nasty Nelson as of now you have 69 likes congratulations

[@nardoumizaki3086]

Hell yeah

[@greatgoblin3065]

...ugh...

[@thegreatchaotix]

How is it possible that I didn't got the Macaques joke the 50 times I seen and/or heard this video.

[@weirdo3.067]

Friends: so what kind of music do you listen to ? Me: It's... Complicated...

[@thesnowynight6926]

this should be played in every health class

[@JGT-yd2wx]

I will now become a teacher

[@-ZodiacPrince-]

1:50 That moment when you realize that the mailman is actually Ninja Brian.

[@smella1057]

how could you not realize that straight away XD

[@-ZodiacPrince-]

At least 25 other people didn't.

[@xx_zrx_xx]

The instrumentals remind of something out of The Emperor's New Groove and I'm not really sure how to feel about that paired with the lyrics

[@wolfqueengames770]

1stly why have I only just found this 2ndly Danny looks so young

[@elyxircreations1003]

love Brian so much lol he keeps a straight face the whole time XD

[@orkaherra3010]

Have you seen the video where he east a ghost pepper then stares at a camera without blinking for 3 minutes?

[@elyxircreations1003]

Orkaherra omg no lol XD

[@orkaherra3010]

It's on hot pepper gaming

[@qnteban]

" macaque's really hairy"

[@TaylorOnyx123]

+TehDarkrai ಠ_ಠ

[@denovation4924]

+TehDarkrai I believe it is pronounced Ma-Kak.

[@yaoifreakxd]

+Sir Huebert Cumberdale it's more feathery actually

[@helenloda7728]

"I like coleslaw but not that much."

[@ticklemeemo5750]

Holy man, they must've had a really high budget for this

[@ToxPhy]

OH NO HE'S HOT!

[@ButtonsAndPillows]

+randman your profile picture works perfectly with this comment.

[@RendHeaven]

+Claire Affair Of course. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@angryburnttoastplays3869]

+Don't Miss The Panty Raid I remember that episode... ARE YOU FEELING IT NOW MR CRABS?!

[@locodesert2]

ITS RADICAL DRINK IT

[@matts6636]

randman man's not hot

[@nicasinclair7609]

Brian kills me with his awkward faces

[@SamuraiBatgirl]

Brian kills everyone.

[@josabimeyer3430]

Nica Sinclair 3:03 is amazing

[@borisbutterscotch9482]

There actually is a reason for this. The "male member" needs to ocationally have higher blood flow to remain healthy. Usually this happens at night when you don't need as much blood going to your brain, bit it does happen during the day too.

[@PippyPopsSelfHarmMonica]

Hey... Shut up

[@forestcult7780]

@@PippyPopsSelfHarmMonica the reply is a year old man.

[@Krauerking]

@@forestcult7780 Hey... Shut up

[@forestcult7780]

@@Krauerking vicious bruh

[@JohnSmith-ju6tm]

@@forestcult7780 Hey... Shut up

[@widowsquill]

Idk why I think about the emperor's new groove every time I hear this.

[@spoonerismstuff]

Widowsquill now that you say that, I can never unhear that

[@rubenolivier4646]

Beware the groove

[@Jacktoro44]

That post man/zoo keeper looks oddly familiar...

[@gilgazack9403]

Jack Evans look ninja familiar? ok that was a bad bad joke

[@seanpc728]

If you are planning on revealing his identity, I'm the only one who can hel- oh god! He's in my house! Quick call the police. I don't want to end up like his victims whose faces end up smashed in the keyboa67#€??yfbdthcff5652;)$#!€fbgyfshhu53!%€~~hfthbrth63$,?)4)56:

[@BeanEatsBeans]

S Chavarria hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheehehehehehehehehheheheheehheehehheehehehehehheheheeheheheheheheheheheheheheheheeheheheheheheeheheheheeheheheheeehe

[@lordofgorph]

***** Oh God no! Don't look at them, your soul will never be the same again!

[@purplevengence]

The Legend of Me Why no- OH GOD I CAN HEAR THE SCREAMS OF TEN THOUSAND DYING MEN

[@tytheguy13andahalf]

only now do I realize the mailman and zoo keeper are Brian.

[@seththetactician6712]

ikr

[@Aiden2041]

dude same

[@therenegadej5764]

Had me fooled for the longest

[@spicyspidicey]

Ty the Guy sssssshhhhhhh!!!!

[@willaville]

Took me a good while!

[@braindeadtroglodyte2973]

"There are three. Three? Three! kind of erections" always gets me

[@neohippe1]

Educational video for females who grew up without any brothers!-)

[@PlushiePoogle]

I feel so educated!

[@SketchUT]

I have a 17 year old brother who’s the eldest and I learned of this... _situation_ from this song

[@dramadobacalhau8059]

You know just because someone grows up without siblings it doesn’t mean the don’t know abt it

[@asura8395]

Did....did I just find the best thing on KZbin?!

[@orangedalmatian]

yes you did.

[@trentriley29]

Is there really a need to question this?

[@orangedalmatian]

no there isn't.

[@trentriley29]

The Professional Novice Of course not, this song here is something only a very attractive legend could make

[@garrettpugh1130]

Danny Sexbang God of KZbin.

[@nolangarrard1328]

*sets as ringtone* *phone goes off in class*

[@mapletreemon4834]

oh noooo...

[@braden8066]

Nolan I Guess That would be horrible.

[@samsthebeztatstuff8885]

Someone actually set if we were gay as their ringtone.

[@queenaraphel7154]

69 likes

[@OliverSwift45]

"Not in front of the children"

[@BroseidonGamez]

3:16 is a meme that hasn't been made yet

[@jbb69420]

"No Reason Boner / I like Coleslaw but not that much" is the best line from anything ever

[@SuperTiberian]

Sorry guys, I know a lot of you don't speak Ninja Brian so I'll just translate for you. 0:33 "Why not, Dan?" 0:50 "Three." 1:14 "Do you think this is edible?" 2:18 "I wonder how Mom's doing right now..." 3:01 "O-Oh. Dan. Geez. Seriously?" 3:05 "I'm saving this for later." 3:37 "Because you're a virgin, Dan."

[@stemarabellathecat]

SuperTiberian you forgot at 0:10 he says "no"

[@stemarabellathecat]

And 0:15 he says "sure thing"

[@majoraswrath1417]

"Hi! welcome to the post office!" "Thanks!" Totally legit

[@DiscoChixify]

Trying to teach my son about puberty with this song lol. It’s tough being a young man. At least he can laugh at it. Thank you guys for making this great song.

[@arctohru]

"A song cant call you out"

[@master_productions]

1:33 it's weird to think that Dan's hair is actually longer than this waitress's nowadays

[@elisteele1775]

Yeah. His hair was so short back then.

[@aydenburgess905]

I can't be the only one who noticed that the guy at 2:11 was Ninja Br-*stabbed to death*

[@NuggetMilitia1]

Dafuq?

[@xOrcStarx]

Real-

[@jessicaguimaraes6846]

Yeah bro

[@TASDisBACK]

Holy fucking shit you are right, Aidan.. That is an unmasked Ninj-*stabbed to death*

[@prodieseltrucker]

aidan burgess Dude, he makes me think of Monty Python.

[@kodywise8152]

REMUSSSSS

[@whitejadin7157]

I was looking for this comment

[@luxmamani2839]

Y E S Xd

[@hesayshesayhowboutmesay]

“That was the wrong kind of package to mail.” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@vincentpol]

"I need to deliver this package" To Ninja Brian's mom

[@nolanolivera7532]

Package means dick :D

[@vincentpol]

aidan sean OMG MIND BLOWN 360 no scope jesus 4 ever. No sorry, I can't act as someone who might not have figured that out yet.

[@Xarazel]

best part is that the mailman is Ninja Brian

[@hasaoharris4622]

Xarazel ...holly shit he is

[@FabbrizioPlays]

Zachary Harris And Ninja Brian's wife is Danny's Mom in Unicorn Wizard, so already we're prepped for "The Simple Plot of Ninja Sex Party" on the next Starbomb album.

[@MusicDecomposer]

Ninja language: "EPIC CAMERA STARE... ...ERATS AREMAC CIPE" Translation: "Why not?"

[@trashcubed2123]

Ok I don't know the meaning of 3 of those words.

[@ytred8654]

TheIndieReviewer it's epic camera stare backwards

[@trashcubed2123]

How did I not see that what the fuck

[@harrytipton3996]

Total Trash Mammal because it was backwards. :) im only a few years late

[@carvodehydrate394]

lol same this is the first time i ever went into the comment section on this video

[@celestiawinters667]

This is still my favorite video on the entirety of the internet. I'm constantly thinking of this video. Thanks for blessing the world with this, Danny.

[@AngrySkipperGC]

11 years later, still listening to this song.

[@kombuchas4684]

Danny....keep the stubble. please. do it. keep it keep it keep it

[@jubblahoo]

+Hannah Wu Too late, this was 5 years ago.

[@meche6241]

+Hannah Wu your dreams were crushed in about 17 seconds

[@anniechrist6204]

He needs to shave a bunch otherwise it'll be all scratchy when he's pleasuring the ladies, you understand.

[@Isarrot]

after listening to this song: WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME LORD!!!

[@Isarrot]

ThisprojectgetsanA you know i wrote it correctly right?

[@gibusgamer93]

ThisprojectgetsanA I imagine that is a problem that Dan does not have to deal with.

[@DrDeathslayer]

gibusgamer93 Heh. Jew joke.

[@HylianPirate278]

Link Mercer Yeah, he does. That's why he said that he misread it.

[@kaynekaneki2119]

8 years late to the party

[@stoopid.ideeit]

This was peak comedy and content back in the day of the golden era of youtube

[@thatguywithwings3792]

My battery was at 69% when I heard this.

[@yourpalcas]

XD

[@TheOsirin]

Oh shit same

[@helen8346]

Mines at 96. Goddammit XD

[@iris7969]

nice xD

[@cuddlebearkills9339]

Mines at 71% wait.......................................………...............................70%…wait a little moreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee....... Annnnnndddddddddddddddd 69% yes totally coincidence

[@christianaugustin7047]

I... I just realized the keyboard stand is a walker. Wow.

[@electronicrat3836]

“I can tuck away my Johnson, but I can never tuck away my shame”

[@bloodsweatandbeers4684]

i want this song to play 24/7 in every elevator.

[@SuperAwesomeWilliam]

Puberty in 3 minutes and 40 seconds

[@marrobles2726]

kyle simmons listen the book was made for real men to read and his ready

[@marrobles2726]

Chapter 1 "women are like instruments finger them right and they make a good sound"

[@kylesimmons2631]

+mar Robles lets write a song

[@marrobles2726]

about what

[@kylesimmons2631]

do you not watch filthy frank?

[@rod653]

the guy of the post office is.... he really is ..... *suddendly gets stab in the back*

[@shanelong3733]

a-and the guy at the zoo seems to be...*sudden ninja-related death*

[@laurenhancock9332]

Who would've thought the singer of Once And Never More would be this man

[@xXLaCeRaTeD_LiLiThXx]

How does....how does Dan come up with these beautiful songs? I-it brings tears to my eyes!

[@Pyarsa]

I always lose it when the "why have you forsaken me lord" part kicks in

[@SuperSecretAgentNein]

The dance Danny does at 2:16 is maybe my favorite thing ever.

[@manabluerose]

It really is amazing for so many reasons.

[@superstarsarah95]

I thought I was the only one who thought so!

[@ZachariusStorkanus]

From now on lets call it "Boner Ballet". Please?

[@AntonMonster]

1:50 my favourite moment Bryan are so cool when he’s not mute

[@user-xg7gx4wg2e]

This is an underrated gem

[@TheUnknownAK]

3:17 the origin of Ninja Brian flipping everyone off in each video

[@peco126]

Holy crap, I just realized that the postal/zoo guy is Ninja Brian! I've seen this so many times, I can't believe that it took me that long to realize!

[@hotrodkimball]

It's Ninjab Ryan

[@Dalejr88rox]

He's also the guy who ran over Dan

[@violethaleset2004]

THANK YOU OMG I DIDN'T KNOW THAT!!

[@mercybreaker129]

HotRodKimball Ninjab Ryan...? Or Andrew Ryan?

[@Jelloz104]

I just noticed and was about to post a comment, oh man how did I not notice before. I was like, wait a second, and I put my fingers up to block around his eye and was like... holy shit.

[@7deuc2e38]

The silence after he says macock is really hairy is funny every single time

[@icestormgaming9357]

affter many years of not listening to these classics, i can proudly say i can still sing along word for word

[@StobzillaYT]

Nick Jonas likes this.

[@SecondEvilEx]

\○▪○/ where???!?!

[@epr8974]

In his pants.

[@MrFelixBurns]

I get it!

[@Leongon]

So we can determine Dan is around 7 inches long, interesting.. I mean... it's data for science, you know.

[@burntnutz69]

I was expecting bigger, but who cares.

[@pecklespeckle1]

Edit: Grammar If it was Danny Sexbang talking, I'd feel like he'd say a foot long, not understanding that that's terrifying and WAY too big

[@Giblet12]

Peckle Speckle You don’t understand. 12 inches is extremely big and can be painful. It’d make sense for the god of lovemaking to have a perfectly sized schlong.

[@Leongon]

@@Giblet12 Arin has implied he's about 12 inches.

[@blackkuririn8420]

Thank you for reuniting me with this gem funny Brothers

[@jacobbiggs7956]

That lady who played the waitress brought it hard. Wonder what she's up to nowadays.

[@AniMerrill]

This is probably one of the greatest and most important songs ever composed.

[@Shadic4101]

I thought I was the only one with this problem

[@marksarmiento4895]

Not alone brother

[@rubeus1754]

i did too

[@Cyber-Cameron]

Holy shit. We are no longer alone.

[@SuperHothead14]

Cameron Benson you never were friend

[@ladyinwight]

I did when I was going through puberty. Everyone does.

[@engellokezar7174]

The piano playing in this song is godly

[@MilesRose0730]

I love you NSP and have for years, but I will always think you missed an amazing opportunity to say "cockness monster" instead of "lochness monster".

[@thecraigadile1494]

Hehe, I remember about five years ago when I was on some field trip to the zoo, the tour guide said something like, 'These guys here are called macaques' and I just shouted out 'Wow, macaques really hairy'. The tour guide and my teacher broke out in fits of laughter! Good times!

[@bones2164]

Absolute madlad

[@groovylobster]

Everybody's freaking out over how the Mailman and Zookeeper are ninja Brian, and i'm just over here laughing way too hard over the fact that ninja Brian's keyboard stand is a walker.

[@DerpyDooReviews]

it's called a zimmer frame ;3

[@MrTmb64]

KZbin recommendations wtf ? I didn't know Danny changed so much physically during all these years.... But man, they've been doing this for more than 9 years ? And they've been friends for more than 9 years, wow that's cool

[@zetsugami00]

12 years later and this song is still good.