obliterating minecraft monday w/ junkyjanker

we will destroy the middle class
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[@Technoblade]

dunno what the final verdict is, I recommended calling it a tie and donating the winnings to charity but we'll see. Either way, don't blame anybody in the event lol, they didn't code the minigames. edit: im changing my vote. declare tyler1 the winner, it's what the people want

[@elena-sb6sj]

Technoblade technoblade father my piglets 💪

[@jarellezgamez4489]

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@emerald767]

TYLER WINS

[@MrProsper321]

firsr

[@fam1883]

Tyler got scammed out of the most

[@oldunusedchannelthatiamaba8966]

1 teenager and a early 20’s man beat up middle aged men.

[@Nugcon]

The Boomer police

[@Lapp802]

OLD UNUSED CHANNEL THAT I AM ABANDONING FOREVER he’s 20 Or was

[@urmumlol1991]

OLD UNUSED CHANNEL THAT I AM ABANDONING FOREVER Batman

[@kron0s968]

I made it to 1k likes np

[@ilostyumi]

dont forget the gamer girls :8

[@anaysz993]

"Keem's gonna make a drama alert on his own event"

[@stefancristi2493]

Anaysz yeah, that cracked a giggle.

[@smolpuppppees2023]

2:23:36

[@bobbyjacob7930]

Lol hahaha

[@fall2nd269]

I literally read this as he said it

[@shyguye7724]

That’s how you make money

[@KC_Garcia]

Alt. Title: Technoblade and Gumball eliminate the middle class

[@thereaper2635]

Haha read the description

[@gravein1]

But most of those KZbinrs are rich and probably upper class :x

[@iambread2914]

@@gravein1 lets just say most of them are middle class at minecraft

[@formidablejaime]

And Jordan and his 56 mclarens

[@snicksss]

Alt. Title: A pig and a blue cat eliminate the middle class

[@MANTUEFLIE2]

Ah yes the 2 people known to destroy dream in one place

[@eee-xd5bo]

juan

[@TheNapol]

juan

[@arihan3r7817]

LMAOOOO

[@Danielfury_wolves]

Two big brain duo😌

[@demiskus7030]

lmaooooo

[@SchoolChromebook]

Week 8 TNT Run: - 5 blocks disappear per second - 3 Ender Dragons - PvP enabled - 2 floors

[@Rude_i_Wredne]

shhh, stop spoilering

[@pineapple995]

nah bro they just gonna forget to put people in survival and every1 gonna be flying

[@eswee6780]

tbh pvp enabled would be kinda cool lol

[@doorman5857]

2 Floors?! That's too far

[@KingEmman]

Dont forget about 10 rounds of it

[@jofool4836]

If you ever feel invincible remember that technoblade made minecraft monday changes their rule sets almost every week because he was too strong

[@solar9566]

@《 Kiyumi Arts》 love him or hate him he's spitting facts

[@FragKampit]

@ha that's the weed number and he will still be able to win

[@objecto2436]

*t h a n k s*

[@MrKillerVamp]

Out with the old and in with the new....

[@kiyxomii1057]

This is the only comment reply that is not toxic!

[@g.4956]

Imagine if they changed the buttons to presents, Techno would dominate in that field. No presents for the orphans!

[@zjotheglorious]

the second worst thing to happen to those orphans

[@jetsflyingoffatrain4338]

@@zjotheglorious third*

[@Techmoblad]

@@jetsflyingoffatrain4338 how so

[@jolenemunro3591]

like

[@blank54620]

@@jetsflyingoffatrain4338 mf still hasn't explained how

[@hasnoname3781]

I love how this is a competition for cash and they take out almost all the skill you need to win to nerf a guy who knows how to play the game.

[@nahlies2382]

Honestly it's starting to really irritate me. If all they have to let people win is luck, they shouldnt be giving money to professional contestants. People make a literal living off of this game through entertainment and skill. Nobody likes watching people win by luck. Cause that makes people made their favorite wasnt as lucky. That's why SKILL SHOULD BE A PART OF THE GAMES so nobody gets aggravated

[@seals1476]

Jesus its a competition for fun. If ur worried about money just imagine the monetization they get just from being in the event. Lots of people on here got alot of publicity/ viewers just from going to the event otherwise it would just be pro players instead of casual players/streamers

[@nahlies2382]

@@seals1476 It kinda takes the fun out of everything when any effort, desire, or teamwork becomes nearly irrelevant

[@hasnoname3781]

Seals $10,000 tournament for fun? Techno was always playing to win. His best videos are the ones where he wins the tournament because he can make a better montage video. Where was the epic montage video for when he was teamed with Chris, or Carson(Carson is actually good but he threw, don’t kill me Carsimps). I’m not sure if techno quite college before or after this, but back then he drilled needed the money. And during this time techno didn’t have the 2million subs and was making over a million views a video. So while he was making good money it wasn’t worth $5000.

[@hasnoname3781]

Seals and during this time it was the only Minecraft tournament. No one wanted to see ninja play Minecraft, or any other fortnite player. What we wanted was to see a game of really good Minecraft players duke it out. I wanted to see ant venom the pvp king of old vs the new pvp god or maybe a fairer match against skeepy. I wanted to see an actual competition, if we weren’t getting that then let techno get a good teammate and dominate.

[@escanokeyboard]

Technoblade: Okay let's chill Also Technoblade: *obliterates Captain Sparklez in two seconds*

[@Zombiebia]

AWWW MAN

[@DarkwearGT]

@@Zombiebia u creeper farmer

[@valercornuwu2600]

Am it 1k like like my comment now :)

[@analysisboi634]

That is chill for techno tho if he was trying it would be one second or less

[@ClawTheImpaler]

Techno:I don't believe in friendship Also techno:I'm friends with Skeppy

[@yerrr3562]

i think it’s sweet lmao he broke his no friendship rule to say that

[@ElectricWater0]

And how he let junky get a first hit on tyler after he softly asked😭😂

[@jackklein8474]

That’s more his crippling social anxiety than him not believing in it

[@yigitkorkmaz9511]

What does I dont believe in friendship means wtf

[@birdbiddness]

_ Yigit819 _ being antisocial

[@changedlater7707]

“There’s red weddings at carpets right?” -Technopig 2020

[@lilacpen8678]

-Technopig, English major

[@stafey7659]

One of the most competent teammates you’ve ever had

[@yuyureishinoshojo]

what about... uhhh...

[@ArcticVulpez]

@@yuyureishinoshojo Phil maybe? Lol

[@sakuya9017]

Dude what about Squid

[@savannafair2969]

i agree

[@shaunvarghese5540]

Dream????

[@emerald767]

that's it, we're moving to hypixel.

[@aparadox6303]

Hypixel Games 2

[@fear7126]

I mean have u seen hypixel lately they wouldnt live for 10 seconds xD

[@joshi9205]

dont forget the lag there

[@Ravenous]

@@fear7126 ? it clearly wouldn't be on their server. it would be hosted separately.

[@dumitrumahu5791]

@LUIOFFICIAL yeah there are totally going to be pros who will beat the MIGHTY Technoblade in the game of FIND THE BUTTON.

[@Jeremy-Fritz]

The only reason Junky never dies is that he's a main character.

[@someonethatdoessomething6224]

*ranboo moment*

[@misscornicat]

Steve moment

[@dodoya2006]

Gumball moment

[@radiotelevision2371]

He also has to finish the mission, *eliminate the middle class*

[@Gr1mdeadgod]

So true

[@aspecttnd]

"Bajan and CaptainSparkles are actually pretty strong" *The two strongest Hunger Games players of the OG Era* *OBLITERATES SPARKLES IN LIKE 2 SECONDS*

[@Nugcon]

The future is now old man

[@blazingbattles2998]

I'm not like bc it stays at69

[@Naokarma]

@@blazingbattles2998 stop

[@ChampionXegg]

The fact that techno murders my past favorite minecraft youtubers is entertaining to me

[@Mari_Intothestaircase]

I feel ya.

[@FatChips]

lol same

[@lemonz8362]

He's doing something i couldn't do

[@Contrastings]

Not me he is my favorite

[@thespanishinquisition7826]

Lol same dude...

[@finsenator4074]

2:21:57 The burn.... "I don't know I'm getting 67k viewers"

[@davidlara2684]

"WOAH"

[@goatamatix894]

Oof

[@goatamatix894]

Apply cold water on burn’t areas

[@riotblade]

I was 999th like whoever is the 1kth like tell me

[@ethanfitch3788]

And now it's 100k every now an then

[@SuperMad42069]

Imagine having a perfect winstreak in a game and then they had to change it because you were winning

[@sensen4161]

Watching techno destroy all my childhood minecraft youtubers is like watching my step dad trash talk my 2 ex step dads

[@celestetheking8776]

Ik what you mean and this is SO impressively accurate

[@stickykeys1594]

but is it still entertaining

[@Kaigokuiwu]

How tf is this so relatable I don’t even have taht many dads Edit: sorry wrong wording, made it sound weird and rude

[@celestetheking8776]

@@Kaigokuiwu okay, but it might be relatable for people who DO have that many dads

[@gabriellegoodwin4422]

Omg this is incredible

[@coffeemugman850]

Techno gets scammed: the movie

[@g45635g]

please rename the stream to this

[@conkey7347]

petition to make this the title of the stream

[@Thomas48484]

@@Switchysan pretty sure they're joking and not actually mad

[@demonking4911]

More like "...the series"

[@demonking4911]

@@Switchysan yeah after all people can't be a little sarcastic about the same thing for 4 weeks

[@parkzy2920]

I'm starting to notice these minigames are leaning towards luck and not skill.

[@mr.pitchblackflint8457]

anything to nerf the oh-so-powerful Technopig, right?

[@madysonlennon2749]

esp find the button

[@gunnerjax9012]

maddy lennon lmfao

[@crimson4069]

@Alex 2017 he probably doesn't need the money. It's more about actually winning it

[@roadster2189]

Crimson he has to pay for college

[@BCheeta]

“We’re not gonna lose because of build battle” How wrong you were Mr. Blade.

[@adamferris4780]

Lmao Mr. Blade. So formal

[@ariamentio]

Es God

[@dr.philipino]

@@ariamentio God among gods*

[@cyrajoycebanzuelo226]

@@dr.philipino The Blood God

[@cyrajoycebanzuelo226]

@@dr.philipino The Blood God

[@zac2155]

i like how tyler calls everyone crybabies when they're stuck and his team is fine, but when he's stuck and not getting any points he's crying to skip

[@JoJoKoo_]

Tyler was mad asf bro this was not the type of game for him to be cocky in LMAO

[@Cutepika100]

toxic man straight toxic

[@julia211_]

xQc was asking to skip and he was pissed but he told everyone else to deal with it during build battle while they were in the floor and to stop crying abt it. i don’t like him

[@phoenixwaddell6093]

@@julia211_ yaaa some of these people seem really toxic. Like I get this is a LOT of money but come on like they changed a whole mini game because Technoblade was good at it. It's not like it was find the button where if your really good you could just win the whole thing with THAT game its TnT run where you get like 40 points if that eatch run.

[@PyroTF2realone]

Can someone say who this tiler is? Is it like junky real name or some other guy?

[@theeffortfighter]

They somehow manage to make Minecraft Monday progressively worse every week.

[@theemeraldaxe1414]

Week 6 was decent

[@rest.jailbreak]

Week 8: Sumo PvP Tournament

[@ahonfksjii7695]

TheEffortFighter Mixes week 30: *R O B L O X*

[@michaelliu9689]

KZbin rewind but it’s Minecraft edition (cause we somehow made that unenjoyable)

[@friendlyneighborsaucegiver9566]

Week 6 was the most challenging for everyone since since it was so close

[@avalonava]

Next week: Techno: So did you remove find the button? Developers: No, we added in a Border to make things more intense. Also there is a wither that kills you now, so you must kill the wither with just your hands or it will kill you

[@5PI]

*Bold of you to assume they have more than one developer*

[@avalonava]

i5p oops

[@Alucard-gt1zf]

Luke Williams *Bold of you to assume there’s gonna be a next week*

[@boy9019]

*Bold of you to assume next week wont be worse than 2018 rewind*

[@brandon520]

Bold of you to assume techno isn't kicked out yet for being to good

[@burcopresents]

Watching this makes me realize how much higher the quality is for MCC

[@Naokarma]

It helps when you give more than 1 dev a budget of more than literally nothing, and actually listen to the community and players rather than just actively trying to make a single contestant lose more by just ruining the games without testing them.

[@ananya5306]

Smajor telling them not to expect anything from a free event is just icing on the cake

[@heilmodrhinnheimski]

MCC?

[@PyroTF2realone]

@@heilmodrhinnheimski minecraft championships i believe

[@tripjohnston5080]

@@PyroTF2realone yea it is

[@d0sk387]

Junky: *gets something good* Techno: “can I have that?”

[@roninbelle804]

Made me laugh

[@Tekillyah]

It's always the soup, sugary, pinky on a wooden bowl soup.

[@Techmoblad]

Techno: Is for me?

[@breadxbiscuit1693]

Someone call James Charles back in so the entirety of week 7 can be cancelled, thank you in advance.

[@emerald767]

The organizers were lucky James didn't show up, they would've gotten cancelled to hell.

[@creamy4417]

Thank you ps1 Hagrid

[@aarontinio6771]

James couldn't participate this week cause he has a photoshoot with a brand i think but he is gonna join back next monday

[@theghostlyspirit6927]

Is your profile pick ps1 hagrid?

[@ohwellhey6221]

BREADxBISCUIT wait what happened?

[@thomaslarkin3307]

Tnt Run: Consistent, skill based, and entertaining. Devs: And that's what I love about you...but what if you were the opposite

[@Priscilla_A]

Tnt run needs particles to be turned on now.. to see which blocks going to disappear

[@QuokkaWaka]

@@Priscilla_A They shouldn't disappear at all, and a warning would have been nice.

[@Priscilla_A]

@@QuokkaWaka agrees, warning was needed

[@warrior1563]

Thomas Larkin dude tnt run sucks they need more PvP games

[@williamyue7342]

the problem is if particles are turned on you get 5 fps.

[@reneon2389]

Techono: How many kills? Everyone thats team with Techno: 2 Techno: I HAD 12

[@johannad6525]

ABU ReNeon he’s a forever god

[@Zachsery]

@@johannad6525 until he’s old

[@heidifrench3461]

yes

[@mar1sty]

Late but it's more like Techno: How many? Teammate: 2 Techno: Woooo that's a total of 13!

[@thelife8706]

Game 1 Hunger Games 17:25 Game 2 Find the Button 33:37 Game 3 Build Battle (Broken) 46:02 Game 4 Spleef 1:11:54 Game 5 Kit PVP 1:28:10 Game 6 Dropper 1:36:20 Game 7 TNT Run (Broken) 1:54:40 Game 8 One Shot (Broken) 2:01:33 Game 9 Hunger Games 2:07:31

[@zhand3r420]

Thank you

[@AngelineL.]

Week 7 was so dumb. They didn't warn anyone of the disappearing blocks in tnt run which no one had fun in. The one shot game was so unfair. Many players gained more points before the game even started and some people started out with -1 kills. Find the button is boring as hell but it was kind of fair. Build battle was a disaster. How can you make a game where people couldn't even play! I'm seriously questioning if they even tested the maps and games. This is a competition! Make it fair and fun! That is all I am asking.

[@kumidigital]

By putting the disappearing blocks in the tnt run it makes skill not the main priority Wich honestly sucks :

[@Thomas48484]

They should hire mods from hypixel to organise which gamemodes one of those mods being the manager who directs the developers what to do. Wouldn't cost that much and it would be way more fun

[@conkey7347]

@@kumidigital ikr, like having blocks in tnt run dissapear before you even step on them defeats the whole purpose of tnt run.

[@frogchip6484]

@@kumidigital It's just a luck of the draw minigame which is horrible when you're supposed to be competing

[@nobleneonshadows4439]

Yeah a heads up would have been nice

[@opiuchi864]

You were right not to glitch cheat, the drama would have been even more unbelievable. This week was all scams left and right.

[@LostOnceLefthanded]

He woulda won the event though

[@Enderios]

gractendo true dat mate

[@veronika3465]

Gir what are you doing on youtube!

[@snuwu4570]

@@veronika3465 what

[@faith2968]

Snuwu it’s a joke/reference regarding their pfp’s :)

[@whitecreamsicle]

to everyone screaming "LECTERN LECTERN!!!!" this is 1.8. Lecterns were not in 1.8. therefore he couldnt use them.

[@NJRidhan]

They are probably trollin

[@NJRidhan]

They are not that stupid

[@kidbasic2330]

@@NJRidhan wha-

[@retrodoxl]

we should lecture them about it

[@thatsabop3999]

@@retrodoxl you did not just.

[@timothycoulby9514]

No one is talking about how beautiful technos wedding was

[@johannad6525]

Timothy Coulby wut

[@caprisunsess1753]

Ikr so pretty

[@commander8625]

Ikr. Only reason he didn't win was because every creator there was homophobic. Cancelled!

[@danieltube6344]

3:39 wait techno has a youtuber rank? On a server... *for a competition between youtubers?*

[@jackposty9267]

Danieltube Gaming anyone can enable that suffix in that lobby if they want to, some people have other ones like “creator”

[@danieltube6344]

Jack Posty ah thank you for telling me that

[@leafylillies3146]

b r u h 😓😂

[@Gloomysushiroll]

I thought there were some twitch-exclusive streamers?

[@Nugcon]

He's an acended youtuber

[@yarrowplant]

Somebody: has a problem Admins: *HOW CAN WE HELP YOU FELLOW PLAYER??????* Technoblade: Has a problem Admins:

[@MrProsper321]

not true at all

[@bananaisgood3743]

there were no admins on the server this week tbf except bajan who doesn't know how to do the stuff.

[@droopsmoop]

@@MrProsper321 yea that was pretty wrong. Admins don't solve techno's problems, *they create them.*

[@GoldLink364]

Admins: *commits dad goes to mall*

[@HowHorror]

Idk

[@kcbalingit7897]

A pig with a crown, and gumball playing a minecraft event. Life is completed.

[@dink6691]

I didn't like how m0xy and XqC were making fun if techno's build

[@senticlaus5394]

I don't know about xqc but m0xy is a pvp practice sweat so yeah

[@CrowMaiden]

@@senticlaus5394 xqc is a toxic man baby. he got kicked out of overwatch league for it.

[@davidwhit1393]

@@CrowMaiden as toxic as xcq he should not have gotten kicked out of the leauge for the reson he did

[@jaden7f]

@@CrowMaiden good, he’s a disgusting waste of space

[@ariajoy4279]

@@davidwhit1393 wasn't he kicked for being homophobic??

[@yuanzhengzhao7077]

Game 1 Hunger Games 17:25 Game 2 Find the Button 33:37 Game 3 Build Battle (Broken) 46:02 Game 4 Spleef 1:11:54 Game 5 Kit PVP 1:28:10 Game 6 Dropper 1:36:20 Game 7 TNT Run (Broken) 1:54:40 Game 8 One Shot (Broken) 2:01:33 Game 9 Hunger Games 2:07:31 Edit: ok guys I watched bajan’s perspective and he confirmed TNT run was broken bc the blocks weren’t suppose to disappear on lower floors. The disappearing blocks was a means to nerf technoblade but it was too much and people were dying too fast so yes it is broken I fixed it guys

[@Matthew9203]

Yuan Zheng Zhao pls do this for all streams lmao

[@coragon42]

TNT Run's new mechanics were broken, IMO

[@yuanzhengzhao7077]

Emerson Yu Ik but Bajan knew about it so I thought maybe it was meant to be that way?

[@yuanzhengzhao7077]

Matthew9203 Will try :))

[@zodiiiii]

Ty lol

[@johnbondsoni1172]

At 1:17:44 techno says "now we can get like 3 more points then them" Little does he know...

[@Youssef-zy8hk]

The foreshadowing ITS JUST LIKE WITH JSCHLATT

[@yarrowplant]

If he won this game he would have gotten 18 extra points

[@GeorgeTheGamerBotGTGB]

Can someone explain? (Sorry)

[@yarrowplant]

@@GeorgeTheGamerBotGTGB he "lost "by 2 points

[@GeorgeTheGamerBotGTGB]

@@yarrowplant I haven't been able to Finnish it yet, Why is it "lost"

[@swagcatgaming]

the only place in the world where gumball can chase skeppy while teamed with technoblade, as they’re being shot at by james charles, pewdiepie and jschlatt what a time to be alive

[@Nugcon]

Honestly I miss this aspect of Minecraft tournaments. Mcc is cool and all but when all the games they play are essentially glorified singleplayer maps it's not as fun to watch.

[@BC-ug4gz]

When he said he needs the bounty on his head and then Janker made the comment about the bounty being more than the actual game was worth 👀👀👀 predicted his own future

[@wr4338]

The character development was so good in this one. You finished the ultimate mission and killed tyler1

[@tebocra4141]

Dude, Spoilers

[@diddy_dante]

But actually junkyjanker did though so...

[@Turtlemannn]

​@@tebocra4141 ? Apparently Technoblade is now a movie

[@randombricks2297]

why are you referring to a human as a character, like was techno a sociopath before this stream?

[@diddy_dante]

@@randombricks2297 never heard of the character development meme smh

[@snoweman561]

The animators scuffed this special gumball episode

[@elmoisacocainaddict557]

l only the hunger games Parts were fun and the different animation style in TNT run didnt help also i think Darwin should come back its been 7 episodes 7

[@mizooroku]

weirdest 2 hour special amirite?

[@DustDaAnt]

I agree

[@ant2058]

l l

[@duwang43754]

Gumball was so good he beat up dream in minecraft as well as irl

[@naenae2350]

he even got the F slur pass from LGBT

[@Deathcat-]

he is lgbt @@naenae2350

[@corsac_01]

came back here because i had the impression that the dream puncher gumball guy played a tournament in the same team as technoblade, and i was right

[@dearil8007]

i love gumball

[@knerkels]

why is the animation for the new gumball movie so blocky??

[@demonking4911]

Idk but I like the antagonist called twitch prime

[@elmoisacocainaddict557]

Demon King i like the new sidekick more and i like that they used to fight each other miss Darwin tho

[@knerkels]

Vien Arkaine Lustre youre right im sorry; i love this new live action remake of gumball :))

[@boop6428]

@Vien Arkaine Lustre i am about to make a totally funny reference to a subreddit on reddit a website for subreddits say its a joke or i will do the haha funny

[@titaniumwhale9710]

@Vien Arkaine Lustre r/YouMissedTheJokeNoobXD

[@TheBananaOverlord]

Honestly surprised how incompetent the admins are for this big of an event

[@conniedoesexist1807]

Laake is on vacation (who does 95% of the work), KEEM doesn't give a shit about Minecraft Monday (and doesn't pay the admins) and Bajan is the only admin trying to get things under control.

[@Warlord_-vw6te]

This is why we need laaaaaaaaake

[@MrRyumaru]

@@conniedoesexist1807 That still doesn't excuse it. Keem is a POS imo, and the fact he won't even pay his admins even though this event is making him some stupid money just backs that up. Bajan while a good guy is not a good admin, and Laake is good but an event like this should have 2-4 admins that aren't actually playing. Good admins come at a cost which Keem is too cheap to pay, and as such we're left with the burning dumpster fire that is MCM now.

[@adorablerepresentativemcfo9892]

@@MrRyumaru faxx

[@user-fi3or2ee7k]

@@MrRyumaru they didn't even make the minigames. They just moderate. I know command blocks and you can't just subtract it from the score. It's impossible

[@kyleyt578]

"if i had another hundred lives, i would choose to be technoblade every single time" "because i love you guys"

[@magcrab5589]

Ngl I got low key scared when greekgod and Tyler joined it sounded like they wanted to see techno get mad so they can make fun of him but they didn’t get it. I feel bad for techno man.

[@patricksmith6212]

So I decided to analyze the streams from the perspectives of the top 3 teams and calculate the winner under various circumstances. Here are my results: (Key: Team TJ - Techno and Junky Team SB - Skeppy and BadBoyHalo Team BC - Bajan and CaptainSparklez POS - Calculated without points from kills in the pregame of One Shot AOS - Calculated without points from One Shot entirely BB - Calculated without points from Build Battle entirely) Original (for comparison): Winner: Team SB - 1451 Team TJ - 1449 Team BC - 1442 POS: Winner: Team BC - 1437 Team SB - 1436 Team TJ - 1434 AOS: Winner: Team TJ - 1369 Team SB - 1316 Team BC - 1207 POS & BB: Winner: Team TJ - 1363 Team SB - 1332 Team BC - 1296 AOS & BB: Winner: Team TJ - 1298 Team SB - 1212 Team BC - 1071 Analysis: -In the pregame of One Shot BadBoyHalo and Junky each got 3 kills, worth 15 points, that they should’ve otherwise not been able to get. Additionally, Team BC got an extra kill at the end, worth 5 points, that they shouldn’t have been able to get. -In One Shot, Team TJ received 80 points with 16 kills (including 3 pregame); Team SB received 135 points with 27 kills (including 3 pregame); and Team BC received 230 points with 36 kills (including 1 postgame) and the victory. -In Build Battle, Team TJ received 71 points, Team SB received 104 points, and Team BC received 141 points. Decision up for debate, calculations solely performed as a suggestion for the winner in whichever circumstance seems fit based on differing opinions.

[@noneofyourhoneydew4160]

Thank you for this analysis

[@ward4167]

We need a conclusion because i cant Be asked to read it all

[@claire-st1yt]

Bit just without bb who won

[@patricksmith6212]

Edward Smith, honestly, I was happy with that decision, too. It certainly beats trying to decide which mini games should or shouldn’t count.

[@pace_control18]

This deserve more likes for your analysis

[@fuckinolive6053]

This is like KZbin rewind Worse every time

[@iMintyGreen]

Demon 3 and 6 were both really good

[@Jae77]

@@iMintyGreen week 3? That was one of the worst (second to the one with co nner). Techno got scammed so hard that the second place winner gets more points than hin being first.

[@iMintyGreen]

Jay - C Eh you’re right, it was at least more fun to watch than 2, 4, 5 and 7 imo though. They definitely could have programmed it better but I think Cooper and Traves still would’ve won if more credit was given for higher top placements

[@itriedtochangemynamebutitd5019]

@@Jae77 but that was a joke and Techno getting cancelled was pretty funny. It was also before the other non pvp games like classic games such as Find the button, Dropper, Run From Lava... yeah, everyone cares about those modes...

[@Jae77]

@@itriedtochangemynamebutitd5019 uhuh, especially build battle. That's the best mode out there-

[@catswellthecat7855]

The absolute joy in their voices when they spotted tyler1 was hilarious

[@dolfinthesecond]

Hey is your pfp from a new grounds game? Like battleblock theater?

[@catswellthecat7855]

@@dolfinthesecond Yeah it is! Fun game, glad someone recognizes it!

[@misterfitzgerald]

And they bounced him around like a ball, then Techno let Junky take him out. Like when a cat gives her kitten a mouse with broken legs. 😂

[@Asyinova]

Guys i actually calculated the points, i subtracted build battle, technos team points is 1371 and skeppy's team points is 1347. And that means techno should of won

[@danlubezillagoleez7867]

“Don’t hate the player hate the game.” Admins : how bout we do both “Proceeds to ruin tnt run just to nerf techno.” -1

[@jackeisen2204]

He lost one cause he fell to his death BTW, he didn't spawn with it

[@qwakyyy]

F

[@Priscilla_A]

We need to let Techno know that he needs to turn on particles for tnt run, so that he know which blocks going to disappear next

[@artfulcord]

Jack Eisen but the blocks he was going to jump on just disappeared and everyone hated the fact that they would disappear on random and at fast speeds BTW

[@-0__________________________0-]

Priscilla Angeline so he needs to know which blocks are going to drop be for they drop?

[@trainergold1773]

Minecraft Monday Week 5: I’m the worst Minecraft Monday to date. Minecraft Monday week 7: hold my blocks that will disappear in tnt run, awful spawns in build battle, 300 buttons, and one shot.

[@Cranexe]

*Hold my stuck in the ground in build battle*

[@AnthonyC2625]

@@Cranexe Everyone: We're stuck! Techno: Hold my Pig Rank.

[@RaxenXP]

Anthony Clinton should of said Hold my exclusive hypixel pig rank

[@avalonqt6285]

Andrew Clevenger don’t forget one shot

[@janiahpapaya5988]

Wait how was week 5 the old worst im confused

[@thedarkmastereditz4123]

Can't believe we have Gumball (junky janker) Vs Dream before GTA 6

[@Red-Chips]

Technoblade: staaarting the streaam Damn im gonna miss that

[@lithuanianinbound589]

That will be nostalgic soon, if it isnt already

[@Red-Chips]

@@lithuanianinbound589 yeah how true

[@emerald767]

I think the best part of this entire event is how One Shot broke before it even began.

[@AngelineL.]

-balanced as things should be-

[@zuriel3167]

Dude you posted like 3 comments complaining about something neither techno or you have control of

[@xxlightningytxx2269]

Actually I think the best part was killing tyler1

[@evancrazyerror]

So let’s get it straight. Technobloade wins week 1 of Minecraft Monday. Admins:IMMEDIATE TEAM SWAP BBH and Skeppy come in second for 2 weeks in a row, and on the third they win. Admins: but muffins! No offense to bbh and skeppy, I love them both, but seriously what’s with this double standard. EDIT: the rules are that you’re supposed to get a team swap if you’re in the top 5, but they haven’t been doing that for some reason, but they did do it in week 1.

[@fam1883]

They're probably going to make them change teams, but yea admins have an obvious bias on techno

[@meemaw.]

techno said he wants to team with everyone

[@Thomas48484]

@@meemaw. Top 5 teams still have to get a new teammate though

[@-lemonmilk-7726]

Probably bc shot and techno both got 1st and 2nd in the first Minecraft monday but when skeppy and bbh won they were 3rd and 4th so maybe they thought they’re decent or idk, and also, techno had a lot of kills that’s why

[@user-fi3or2ee7k]

@@fam1883 it's not malicious. It's for the best. These big threats are only powerful as their current team. Whoever Techno teams with nearly or does win. Techno doesn't care about winning and the money. Don't get too invested

[@cookingmaterial-pycmember5536]

I don’t think I’ve ever heard Techno have as much emotion as the moment he killed Tyler1. It was... wholesome?

[@bumblebeerror9019]

junky and techno saying in tandem "my disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined" is the best

[@marcusdyer2104]

*Build Battle Idea* Build Bedrock Cube, summon Wither and rename it ‘Sub 2 Technoblade’. That title will then appear at the top of everyone’s screen

[@traniel123456789]

You couldn't use crafting tables, so doubt anvils would work

[@Eternence]

@@traniel123456789 I doubt they're that smart

[@lacfy2546]

@@Eternence lmao

[@itselira]

@Mediblade name tag

[@HahachannelgoesBRR]

there is a command for that actually /bossbar

[@zazithym3569]

We should just let the hypixel devs do the minigames for minecraft monday.

[@lecrossover4592]

Hypixel devs are shit. You're brain dead if you think otherwise. Talk to any hypixel duels player and they will agree with me.

[@radicalracc5918]

Le Crossover they know how points work tho

[@bluewonder3191]

@@lecrossover4592 I would like to disagree. Talk to any skyblock player and they will agree with me.

[@ol-si4lx]

@@lecrossover4592 imagine calling hypixel devs shit when skyblock exists

[@lapizlapoppy]

@@lecrossover4592 you would rather have these utter trash as devs for minecraft mondays than to have hypixel devs? lol, ok

[@Pawqqit]

Technoblade: I wont do that cause thats a lot of work for something that'll only slightly help Also Technoblade: *Potato War*

[@vitaminj3823]

“Imagine your bounty is worth more than the event” MrBeast: interesting concept

[@iyum_]

We need Grinch Simulator added to MC Monday. Techno will crush

[@willmalony7712]

the second worst thing that’s happened to the orphans in their lives

[@pants7214]

Yes

[@rel7829]

those orphans will get destroooyed

[@copnthewizard9820]

Wait but isn't that game basically find the button?

[@UNblown]

@@copnthewizard9820 yeah but a bit easier

[@crazykid073]

'Oh look theres captian sparkles' 'Aw man Did u get it' Techno just rejected him

[@nibbelius7179]

"Sadness noises"

[@hakkai5819]

* Pig dies noises *

[@Nugcon]

**Sad Gumball noises**

[@108wee]

techno is just dense sometimes...

[@Epsi1ong]

Everytime junky clears his throat gumball comes out

[@SophieKennedy-ze9ji]

Junky doing technoblades 'heh??' After he does it is my life now

[@AshrZ]

How did they literally ruin Minecraft Monday? How do you screw up so bad on something so simple?

[@conkey7347]

Ikr especially TNT run and one shot

[@MrProsper321]

@@conkey7347 You realize that bbh and skeppy were going through way many more bugs than other teams and bbh had a laggy pc but ok

[@michaelliu9689]

that still doesn’t change anything. keemstar, who hosted the event asked for build battle points to be removed. with those points removed techno would have won

[@conkey7347]

@@MrProsper321 Yes, techno started off with -1 kills in one shot, and BBH was killing people in one shot before the game even started, but in build battle they were both at a disadvantage.

[@jonathandeman9051]

The admin was mad And tweeted And said that He was the only dev And He doesn’t even get paid well

[@giffkeplen2951]

Teammate for this week: like an 8/10. Good banter and interaction between them. The coding on the other hand...

[@whoisriley]

the kitpvp tho was all techno

[@Nugcon]

Gumball man epic 10/10

[@felixahelixa3233]

They had super good chemistry..but the bugs screwed them over.

[@qingpetcher667]

@@whoisriley nah Junky had like a fourth of the kills he didn’t get carried that hard

[@jonathanmeans2988]

17:10 "No one likes watching parkour" said no one ever at MCC7 lol

[@TheKingElessar1]

Lmao TNT Run making everyone toxic in the game chat, it's so polarizing

[@amparikana731]

Stop hating on techno, bbh and skeppy. Minecraft monday is broken, this isn’t their fault. Techno is happy if skeppy and bbh win, THEY ARE FRIENDS

[@raymondarenas9091]

Yes

[@matthewbulcroft9377]

Exactly

[@deltagaming444]

what do you MEAN? have you seen build battle? have you seen one shot? have you seen tnt run?

[@domgaar9933]

I haven’t actually seen any hate towards skeppy and bbh except that bbh was exploiting one shot. Obviously those are wrong but there are more ppl defending and less attacking skeppy and bbh. I’m an actual fan of skeppy and bbh and I can’t deny facts.

[@amparikana731]

Delta Gaming wdym??? i watched all of them, it’s not players fault that minecraft monday is broken

[@violet3066]

Techno: *admins remove the build battle points!?* Admins: 2:19

[@burrito5673]

Thats pretty good 9/10 meme, needs more dying orphans

[@spaeee2108]

@@burrito5673 indeed

[@diamand-sj3nu]

Lmao

[@avalonqt6285]

Burrito Orphans: does absolutely nothing Technoblade: So we back in the mine got our orphans swinging from side to side

[@batatat]

"hey technoblade"

[@jaopao3227]

I did not just get this at my top recommended at this moment and time 💀

[@cherribl0om172]

this is a weird time for this video to be recommended again😭

[@eee-xd5bo]

RIGHT???

[@Violiynx]

YEAH I REMEMBERED HE WAS IN THIS BC I SAW A FANFIC OF MCM 💀💀

[@nightwarrior5568]

@@Violiynxbro what

[@emerald767]

I mean, week 6 was so perfect. With every rise we have to fall down.

[@darkeuropa7]

Emerqld not necessarily

[@elmoisacocainaddict557]

Darkeuropa Dew it was 3rd best not beating week 1 and 2 Bcs no glitches no dropper no pre game kills and espacially no build battle drama

[@user-fi3or2ee7k]

@@elmoisacocainaddict557 1 and 2 were unfair to non Pvpers. MCMonday represents Mine craft so it can't be so exclusive. 6 was good comedy, good gameplay, balanced, challenging, deserved, and jschlatt needed the money (Techno doesn't care for it)

[@noelchristianemmanconcepci293]

that's how gravity works

[@speedepitomised]

@@user-fi3or2ee7k Agreed week 6 was the best. Especially the final game.

[@elitegreninja2458]

I’ve been subbed to techno for a longggggggg time and I can say that honestly his massive use of sarcasm is something I don’t see in other Minecraft youtubers and that’s what makes him so funny and fun to watch

[@bartallen6849]

I just like his sarcasm, skill and subs, they are the best

[@johannad6525]

Nono don’t give the other you tubers a chance to beat him by writing this comment

[@thegamingcow5072]

Yeah, skill don't mean crap on youtube

[@silEseal.]

sarcasm isn't a character trait

[@xdbeta7608]

Trueee

[@MrTaskmaster1]

I will admit that I never watched Techno when he was alive. I just recently became a fan of Minecraft. I have been watching these for a few weeks and it is amazing how much better at pvp he was over anyone in game with him. It is also sad to watch these knowing he has passed. RIP Technoblade. Thank you providing me hours of entertainment.

[@theradioactiveplayer3461]

1:59:00 And in one creative decision, TNT run is no longer a skill-based game mode

[@bananaisgood3743]

Technoblade got totally scammed, no denying that. But what I don't get is why Techno has to change teammates every time he wins a week but Skeppy and BBH don't.

[@theemeraldaxe1414]

Last week techno said he wants to team with every1

[@vickyjohnson7569]

Didn’t Techno say he wanted to change teammates? To ya know make friends

[@jekie9865]

no but keem makes everyone who gets top 5 to change teammates but skeppy and bbh dont

[@michaelliu9689]

its like the nerf greninja meme. skeppy and bbh become the 2nd team to win more than 2 Minecraft mondays? nerf technoblade

[@iclaimthisname9767]

That's because Techno is better than most other players. Badboyhalo and Skeppy are both good, but neither of them are anywhere near Techno's level on their own. So for example teaming Skeppy with a bad player will completely negate his chances of winning. While if Techno had a bad teammate, they could still win

[@nathwcx8299]

Jesus Christ this week has more bugs than the Amazon Rainforest.

[@pyrrehraus6571]

looks like this game was hosted by a collaborative effort between Keemstar and Bethesda

[@Mike-zp2co]

Nice.

[@sparklinglemon-limepop8442]

Voidrive ‣ 😂 Agreed

[@ggameruleyt8638]

Best metaphor

[@shawneeg214]

When did amazon buy a rainforest?

[@invalidusrname5702]

Ok the fact that the thumbnail has junky as gumball. I- im not crying you are-!

[@lox3429]

The level of salt that comes off of xQc every time he’s in one of these is gonna give me heart disease my god XD

[@jaden7f]

Him and Tyler play like they have no hands and then cry when people who are good at video games.. are good at video games. lmao it’s sad

[@skitzyjang4865]

When every aspect of Minecraft monday is just against techno and he still dominates the solo boards every time

[@youropinionisdumb6310]

@Mansteel 52 it is

[@bananadebilitada6844]

@Mansteel 52 it is

[@bananadebilitada6844]

@Mansteel 52 well techno has won more times that most other people,so the admins are just needing him,example,skeppy and bbh are still teaming while they even MADE THE TNT RUN WITH RNG BECAUSE TECHNO WAS TOO GOOD

[@droopsmoop]

@Mansteel 52 Seriously, there's a portion of these nerfs that have been made completely because of techno. The block decay in TNT run was because of techno, and the soup cooldown in hg was because of him as well.

[@saeyamino]

@@droopsmoop Maybe it's cuz he already won Minecraft Monday multiple times and just trying to make other games difficult to let other teams get a chance to win? 😒

[@layar7690]

*techno after this week of minecraft monday: the amount of disappointment i have is measurable by the amount of money i won throughout this tournament*

[@somefuckertookmynickname]

So his disappointment is 0. Huh.

[@blaze5266]

@@somefuckertookmynickname he's won 3 minecraft mondays, wdym lmao

[@somerandy2297]

@@blaze5266 should be 4

[@MrProsper321]

@@somerandy2297 You realize that bbh and skeppy were going through way many more bugs than other teams and bbh had a laggy pc but ok

[@MrProsper321]

@@blaze5266 he edited comment

[@somepersonyouhavenoassocia1856]

56:13 That's a very crowded marriage. So many came to see it....

[@commander8625]

So many homophobes. Thats why people didn't show up.

[@spaghetti3010]

Minecraft Mondays was always just the word *scuffed* turned into an actual game for 5000 or 10000 dollars.

[@humongousamongus4183]

man he dead now 💔

[@dingo6419]

congrats pig you've reached 1M subs *NOW WHERE'S THE ELBOW REVEAL THAT WE'VE BEEN WAITING FOR??*

[@Aelp20]

WE WANT ELBOW REVEAL

[@crazybigbrain3187]

Sanic - Roblox lol we. want it

[@lukatrojanj]

I was about to say that but yeah elbows

[@A55455IN_]

Yesss TECHNO

[@slowestbrain]

He's already shown his face watch his cooking with techno vid

[@personpacman7439]

I swear Minecraft Monday week 10 is gonna be like fallout 76

[@Alifraipye]

Person Pacman Yeah true

[@undercoverfbi3155]

Almost *hell*

[@undercoverfbi3155]

West Virginia

[@undercoverfbi3155]

Buggy mountains,

[@undercoverfbi3155]

Server going down the river

[@casualvideogames5922]

Dying during that part where they are in the floor. “Help me skepbro I’m stuck “ lmao

[@kyojin7182]

100% of techno’s scream would make a black hole

[@bananaisgood3743]

This week was scuffed, Build battle didn't work, one shot was horrible, the dropper was ass, and the tnt run was just stupid and pretty rng.

[@speedytutlz8474]

The fact that a game could be one with pure luck is terrible

[@Whatismusic123]

Speedy Tutlz won*

[@stufah6290]

Its true

[@Berke8]

if only they sticked up with hunger games only

[@ideasonek3374]

The tnt run one, it doesnt seem like a bad idea because you can actually see the blocks when they get removed (particles). Maybe they need to nerf the blocks disappearing a bit because it was too chaotic. But it is made so that every youtuber and their fans have a chance in winning the minigame. Technoblade has won 6 games in a row. Only technoblade fans enjoy that.

[@funnyfatcat8589]

Minecraft Monday #1 Techno hates junky and jschlatt Minecraft monday #6 and 7 Techno teams with junky and jschlatt

[@psychochief5090]

Techno never hated them tho.

[@jabblock5433]

Well schlatt’s opinion of Techno changes every fifteen minutes

[@jaydendaye7807]

@@jabblock5433 Schlatts opinion of everyone changes every fifteen minutes, do you not remember the antvenom debacle on day 1 of smplive? It's what makes his content so entertaining tbh

[@kayshortie8256]

He stated that he was just joking in his previous streams

[@salmonandtrout4813]

its just jShclatt not gumball

[@humorouscurve9017]

I remember xqc raging over techno being good at this

[@MhvkBx]

Junky oddly sounds like tom holland, especially when he called cap'n sparklez Mr. Sparklez

[@athenablaze9549]

He voice acts for Gumball

[@flamingbanana5831]

@@athenablaze9549 acted*

[@huskyandshepardstudios1118]

We’ll he is the most current one