Oblivion - 7 Minutes of Funny Moments

[@Her_Imperious_Condescension]

I love that kleptomaniac guard not able to stop himself but still warning people that there's a pickpocket.

[@rautamiekka]

Hypocrisy/corruption at its finest.

[@_MaZTeR_]

"It wasn't me, it was Patricia"

[@Swedishmafia101MemeCorporation]

"Do you or a loved one also suffer from pickpocket-addiction? Pickpocket-addiction is a serious problem and affects many people every year. If you or someone you know is struggling with pickpocket-addiction, please call this hotline."

[@biggestastiest]

how dare you accuse him of corruption!

[@mcmerry2846]

The Last one...kills and then check the body and says there a Killer around 😂

[@Hashlol1043]

"THEN PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD" *removes hat in front of him* "i never seen this man in my entire life"

[@Freeleaper]

What?

[@Roxasora123]

*takes off cowl* “I don’t know you and i don’t care to know you”

[@BloodWolf2005]

Bruce Wayne?! Did you just see Batman run by?

[@gaming_darkhawk]

Power of Grey Cowl of Nocturnal. Wonder what would happen if Batman got his hands over it.

[@mark_thurwanger]

“A WISE CHOICE, CITIZEN.”

[@jyggalag2863]

I heard Bethesda had to dumb down the AI for Oblivion. The way they had it, the npcs were actually killing each other. The npcs had needs. Like to eat for example. So a beggar would steal food to eat, which would cause a guard to attack. Then the beggars friends would join in, and well, you had a huge war in the city

[@elchuli89]

Now we need the realistic AI Mod.

[@DaniSmith_95]

That would've been awesome

[@isaacgary6801]

Its always been a war against the homeless..

[@AjHop]

*AI discovers the human condition*

[@kraosdadafusfus8034]

The game Kenshi has a lot of in in some places, like the cities of Shark and Flats Lagoon. Those cities have turret defenses, but their shooters tend to injure others due to a low Precision stat. NPCs that injure another faction's NPCs also damage their faction's relationships with each other. In towns with lots of different factions like Shark, this ultimately leads to both factions going hostile and killing each other.

[@heyitsfp]

There's a Monty Pythonesque humor to Oblivion that I feel won't be seen again. The game starts so seriously and then introduces you to so much uncanny hilarious moments while still remaining atmospheric and ominous at times. Truly a gaming masterpiece.

[@HappyBeezerStudios]

"Well met" - "Well met" - "Well met" - "Well met"

[@DevDreCW]

@@HappyBeezerStudios Good day. Good day. Good day! Good day...

[@leiferikson5029]

@@DevDreCWGood day….

[@lunyxappocalypse7071]

​@@DevDreCWWhat do you mean? Do you mean to wish me a good day or do you mean that it is a good day whether I want it or not? Or perhaps you mean to say that you feel good on this particular day. Or are you simply stating that this is a day to be good on?

[@philmehrart]

2:22 dude was having a nap on those rocks and you accidentally stepped on his nuts!

[@Crimson_Sun2486]

Didn't know this was in the Mans1ay3r universe "OOOGH, my *c o c k"*

[@Fernybun]

A bit rude, innit?

[@surrealfeline]

LMAO I almost sprayed coffee everywhere at that part xD

[@OLDSACKS]

2:22 This is the best Oblivion thing I have ever seen, holy shit

[@deitrabess588]

" haaaAAAAUG"

[@MutantBamHammer]

(bursts from under rocks) "HAAARGH!"

[@mewdx4339]

It was an ambush to arrest you

[@tomspooo7082]

omg i can't stop laughing

[@lugabo5756]

Jumpscare warning

[@ItsSkeletor]

“I must confess… That Nord was a disappointment.” That shit had me in tears.🤣

[@DaniilHomyak]

I’ve been playing Oblivion since 2007 when my dad randomly bought me a jewel case Oblivion not knowing that almost twenty years later I’ll still be playing it. Rest in peace dad.

[@theozlander4629]

RIP to your dad man. At least he left you a gift that will always give though ❤️

[@muertevacio]

at least you had a Dad, and was a good one

[@Kfo221]

Yeah my dad passed away actually playing Oblivion. Get sucked right into the TV. Almost 20 years later, I still play to try to find him in there. RIP Daddums..

[@will.42069]

RIP. My dad also got me into oblivion around the same time.

[@coraline3767]

🥺🥺

[@Cyriu]

6:07 This is easily one of the most tense moments I have seen in any videogame, specially when The Count raises his fists. It made the ending even more hilarious.

[@Cyriu]

@@Arvel_The_Swit He is just standing there...menacingly

[@timstarmer5242]

lol the guard pulls out his bow and misses from like 2 feet away

[@lugabo5756]

@@timstarmer5242 He inmediately gives up and pulls out the sword, bows ain't his thing

[@babumiek7232]

"The body is still warm. Looks like we have a killer about.."

[@jeremyabbott4537]

@Someguy136 I would have bought 2 copies

[@Lawrence_Talbot]

3:20 that ghost was so tired, he forgot he could phase through matter. I feel that.

[@ArakkoaChronicles]

Clearly, that fence was pure iron. Repels ghosts. Everybody knows that.

[@HappyBeezerStudios]

@@ArakkoaChronicles probably silver

[@HappyBeezerStudios]

Not the only time where a ghost forgets they're a ghost. Recently did the quest with the atherium forge in Skyrim, and Katria somehow doesn't notice that as a ghost, she could just walk through the fence and stick her head into the chest to see what's inside.

[@Tangent_Frank]

4:31 really shows the horrifying effects of skooma addiction

[@crownvetch92]

That’s the part that had me laughing.

[@Pyrois]

"Let's see if we can't find those mountain lions" killed me. Thanks so much for uploading these!

[@falcon989]

Turned out he can't!

[@andrewgreeb916]

Sometimes we wonder if sheogorath's realm leaks into tamriel

[@aprinnyonbreak1290]

It is said that one who mantles a divine must have always been so on some level. The fact that the CoC becomes Sheogorath, means they always were, and all of this simply is Sheogorath interacting with Tamriel

[@kraosdadafusfus8034]

The portal in the Nibenay doesn't help.

[@Crimson_Sun2486]

​@@aprinnyonbreak1290 so all this time, the Hero of Kvatch really was just a piece of Sheogorath I like it. Makes all the glitches you can do in the game that much more canon

[@Emanuel-o1s]

​@@Crimson_Sun2486 well not a piece, you actually become sheogorath, and race doesnt affect such choice because fuck it he can take any form he wants, so you are not a piece you are sheogorath

[@Crimson_Sun2486]

@@Emanuel-o1s I guess what I should've said was the Hero of Kvatch was actually an avatar of Sheogorath

[@sylviabennan]

I barked out a laugh at 4:55 when Ulrich is at the Battle of Bruma and he’s still using that “I dont care to know you” line

[@habeeburrahaman257]

4:10 - Fine Imperial police work right there.

[@tyr573]

He gets a cut

[@dmgroberts5471]

Nothing to see here, this is clearly a legitimate toll collector. Afterall, the player did pay him.

[@verybadastronom879]

They are always on the duty

[@TomJakobW]

Yeah; it’s so weird this doesn’t count as a crime. That being said, if he had fought the Highwayman, the guard would have joined in!

[@MP-vc4nu]

@@TomJakobW I guess he’s called that because he’s a legitimate worker for them

[@ratman507]

3:10 had me dying. they looked embarrassed lmaooo

[@madeinrussia1677]

That sneaking guard saying "put that back you worthless thief" is like he's mocking himself

[@SatRamadhani]

0:45 "It's over, I have the high ground."

[@sleazymeezy]

You underestimate my power!

[@Bergamota_poncan]

​@@sleazymeezy don't try it

[@snowydayY2k]

4:00 is so good LOL

[@LordEdmund1973]

Leroy Joffers

[@riverliverquiver]

LEEEEROYYY JEEEENKINS!!!!!

[@not_ryomen_sukuna]

"Wow, superhero landing!"

[@garrick3727]

I liked how the Grey Fox acts surprised to see someone wearing his mask, and immediately thinks it's the Grey Fox, even though he was the Grey Fox. And yes, I know the mask changes reality, but it's still funny. It is one of the best items in the game, since you effectively transform into a different person when you wear it - like Batman - and you can do whatever you want, then remove the mask and avoid all consequences.

[@isaacfg6949]

Nah man, He’s the Gray Fox. He just surprised to see the Grey Fox. Different spelling so totally different. Ignore the subtitles. Their spelling is merely a….. a mistake.

[@joshmartling]

4:35 skooma got that man swimming through the quantum realm

[@Tchesco625]

6:48 Pulls out bow shoots once fails gives up pulls sword hits twice yeets the player checks on body "there's a killer around" Everything about this scene is pure gold, this is why I love oblivion

[@airmanjoe]

He missed that shot at nearly point blank range

[@miscielrossvillegas6307]

"HOW DARE YOU STEAL FROM ME" says the Cheydinhal Guard STEALING FROM EVERYONE ELSE 🤣🤣🤣

[@remi1176]

😂 the guard hating himself “treacherous little thief”

[@mult1pers395]

"You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain" - The guard in first clip probably

[@nakano15]

Ulrich: "I don't know you, and I don't care to know you." Also Ulrich: "So, you're the famous Hero of Kvatch?"

[@ladyyuna2000]

The AI in this game is priceless and you got to love their encounter with other AI just so funny. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Schwertfisch13]

"Have you heard of the high elves?" "I don't want to hear about that" "Good day"

[@Timothy1395]

2:23Sounded like he was trying to give you a jump scare.😂

[@Shoebil]

6:08 this whole situation had me crackling

[@aaronmarkham4424]

That ghost and mountain lions had me laughing, I was NOT ready for that guard at the end, I spit my drink out when he said “there is a killer about” 😂😂😂😂😂

[@ReMeDy_TV]

@ 2:22 LOL Okay, you got me. Failed the no-laugh challenge.

[@bootje99]

these are the both the most kind and most rude ncps ever

[@Pappimen]

The amount of near death laughters I had with this video...

[@thenamestails7152]

3:42 guard jumpscares will never get old 🤣🤣

[@kerrytking]

This game has no bugs. Only hidden features.

[@thenamestails7152]

3:52 "hmm. Body's still warm"

[@danasaru]

1:16 - Adamus Phillida still doesn’t know how to use the door

[@Hunter-ib9ks]

Omfg the objects flying off the table when someone sits down is the best thing ever

[@pekkalaitinen8769]

2:22 is such a story twist even George RR Martin couldn't come up with it

[@EmmettLaFave]

There's just nothing like Oblivion. I love it so much

[@GrahamJyc1]

4:41 Teach me your ways oh air swimming elf.

[@HappyBeezerStudios]

skooma lots of skooma

[@МатвейЧ-ь6х]

0:50 Throught years of playing this game since the release I've always left Farwil to die. Recently I managed his survival. It took me much more times and 5-6 saves and loading but finally I escorted him to the sygil stone. Its like leading your drunk friend back from the bar through a very dangerous area of the city when he tries to start a fight with everyone.

[@ItsTheGhettoFRESH]

I was in stitches the whole time. My God. The memories. Thanks for this upload.

[@wolborg2]

I remember being absolutely amazed by how immersive this game was when I first played it. Some memories that will stay with me forever. And now there is nothing funnier than these crazy moments people find. The one at 2:22 is absolute gold.

[@last7509]

just leave

[@Fandestdh]

I don't know you, and I don't care to know you.

[@turtlecheese8]

“YOULL NEVER TAKE ME DOWN.” *Takes himself down*

[@AroAceGamer]

Knew the guards were corrupt

[@greenscheme2040]

Again thanks for the Oblivion video. Loved it! I saw many people stealing in this game but never a guard. Great catch.

[@unknownbunga73]

Keep this game alive. Every gamer should experience this hilarity.

[@selulancie]

2:21 I almost spat out my drink

[@trequor]

The noise of pain he makes really sells that he's emerging from a pile of boulders

[@theleatherface12345]

2:22 tears are literally running down my face hahaha how can a game even have this much comedy xd

[@konahrik20]

"don't you see that I'm very busy?" "Good bye." 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@EmanS117]

2:22 I just can't stop replaying it! Help me! It's been hours and I can't stop..

[@Marcoardito5]

same!

[@Mrsubzero456]

My guy such a good detective he investigated his own murder 🤣

[@whateverfffs]

That music feels like coming home. The good days of gaming are long gone.

[@dango470]

to think that it was the horse armour dlc that set it all on a ruinous path

[@esochibuike8477]

4:36 and people wonder why Skooma has been banned in Cyrodill.

[@myself3209]

0:52 "I should take his signet ring from his body" while the guy is submerged in lava xD

[@saturnuized4291]

Literally 90% of the voice acting in this video are from Wes Johnson

[@JML689]

*sits in a chair* "PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD!"

[@arminosas]

He stole something

[@Kain1805]

2:22, 3:44 and 4:00 were my favorites, fking hilarious

[@coraline3767]

I cant stop laughing every time i see it😂

[@notalecguinness3221]

"I must confess ... that Nord was a disappointment" - Oh really, was he?

[@PaulieTheDude]

5:58 - now that's what I call a grattitude!

[@clem8818]

"You are a hero, and you have to leave"

[@etinarcadiaego7424]

All I can say is this: "Skooma's a hell of a drug!"

[@unknownbunga73]

It makes me laugh uncontrollably when someone is caught stealing and the entire room loses their minds.

[@StevenSvN7]

I think this takes the crown for the best oblivion video.

[@dmgroberts5471]

4:41 "What can I do for you?" "I don't know, how about the backstroke?"

[@amauriherrera6022]

The swimming Gelephor and the Guard Captain jumping out of the rubble fking killed me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@andrewbladerunner]

"You'll never take me down!" *Jumps into lava*

[@katherinefleck]

4:47 damn what a trip that must be !

[@kalearebalo1482]

He was so high off the skooma he could swim in the air

[@AppleLauda_destroyer99942]

The guard kicked things through the room and blames you on violating the law

[@Kerze]

I love this game and how it does weird shit instead of catch on fire when things go awry.

[@basketbomberslackingson4417]

When i first played through oblivion, I abused the gray fox trick to slaughter guards so I could sell their armor. Now of course, I had not discovered Dorian by this point.

[@Bauglir100]

I love using the Gray Cowl so I can go on a killing spree and walk away from it like nothing happened.

[@bragiodinsen4604]

this man just uploads an entire ArchD_Bacon worth of oblivion clips in one video, legend.

[@t0mbst0neyt]

Is the guard telling HIMSELF off for stealing in the first clip? 😂

[@eloquent2200]

0:41 - Is it reverse Star Wars reference? 3:54 - Indeed.

[@AceWolf456]

Well, the Gray Fox mask part actually is explained in lore. (spoilers I guess) While wearing the mask the wearer's original identity is completely obscured from all forms of identification. And when the mask is removed, any ties to the Gray Fox are removed immediately. This is a blessing and a curse. Because until the player character gets it it has a curse that it cant be removed.

[@Bauglir100]

The cowl can be removed, but all traces of the wearer's identity disappear for as long as the curse is in effect, even if the cowl is removed. It's not until the end of the Thieves Guild questline that the curse is finally broken.

[@thesmolbean488]

Idk why but the sickly looking guard at around 2:00 creeps me out so much lol

[@ChillerKiller88]

Yes?

[@cheeplethebulldog1420]

If I can interpret it in lore: This is what the Oblivion Crisis does to someone physically.

[@destubae3271]

He's supposed to be dead by the Oblivion Gate lol. It's a bug

[@MinusTheRogue]

the last one truly embraces the spirit of oblivion AI

[@TheTrueBobDole]

I actually kept Farwil and his buddy alive. The secret is just run straight through the area, through the tower, and grab the sigil stone.

[@mchagnon7]

4:36 Have you ever been this high?

[@PerfectAlibi1]

Guard kills a thieving player character. Hmm, body is still warm, looks like there is a killer about... XD

[@MichaelKerr-oe7nk]

As a kid all of the daedra looked like darth maul variants to me 😅

[@manupm9161]

2:22 how random encounters im caves work:

[@Iffy350]

I love trolling city guards with the Grey Cowl of Nocturnal. Take it off right before they try to arrest you and they just greet you.

[@doomhauer69]

3:47 "I have the high ground Anakin"

[@pessimisticbunny7289]

Dude was ready to throw hands because you took his seat.

[@XenuLover98]

3:47 “it’s over anakin. I have the high ground.”

[@isaacmarshmallow8751]

Completing the main quest while wearing the Grey Fox cowl removes the 500 bounty. Just don't take the mask off again or it'll come back.

[@CheeseYourself]

"the infamous grey fox!!" - the infamous grey fox, 3e 433

[@fangorn23]

the cowl of the grey fox and its associated glichiness with the AI always felt oddly appropriate for a daedric artifact that was directly affecting people's minds

[@NationalSportsEntertainmentNSE]

I remember them being amazing roasters and the 1 thing they all came together was pick pocketing I was the Kajit and they called me a mangy house cat or something. They always brought the bag.

[@Terrakinetic]

My favorite thing to do is to steal The Gray Fox's normal pants from his inventory so that when he reads the Elder Scrolls and takes off his armor he is standing there covering his bare junk in front of the countess.

[@andreatalucci3731]

5:58 I've spitten off both my lungs

[@dk4767]

"Body still warm. Looks like there is a killer about", the watchman said, after killing the player lol. 07:02

[@fiskburk2908]

that man in the second clip needed a reason to go near you lmao

[@WasatchWind]

2:21- lol the surprise attack! XD

[@vg2448]

This is as awesome as The Elder Memes. Great stuff. Very funny.

[@thf1933]

I like 3:12 😂: Hey we are kings! Wait somebody's coming.

[@Guirko]

You know sometimes, after seeing stuff like this, it feels like kind of a bummer to play those hyper realistic looking blockbuster games.

[@torquevonthorne948]

F for every brave knight of the thorn fell in battle against the trecherous deadra 2:30 They should have called him the gray troll

[@RascalMcBants]

2:22 f*cking got me.