All Your Skyrim Pain in One Video

Skyrim is being painful for 10 minutes and 12 seconds straight.
#Skyrim
#TESV
#SkyrimAnniversaryEdition

[@IgnisToast69]

It's worst for me when you try to fight a dragon and it doesn't fight you it just runs away to fight all the local wildlife

[@michelphilippe193]

Meanwhile, the dragon’s health bar remains on screen

[@anonymousalien7417]

And by the time you finally get to the dragon it flies off again

[@skimbeeble6143]

​@@anonymousalien7417dragonrend. I keep them grounded

[@Rtplb]

​@@skimbeeble6143and before you obtain dragonrend?

[@michelphilippe193]

@@skimbeeble6143 that’s around the end of the game

[@antondavidovic3996]

You forgot: *get bitten by a wolf or skeever*. "You've contracted *insert random disease that drastically debuffs your stats*"

[@chenstormstout9456]

Getting Bone Break or Vampirism is fucking unbearable to me.

[@dmytrozavaley1004]

and everytime Falion tells you that it’s his first time performing the ritual lol

[@Mattsimilate]

*Laughs in Werewolf supremacy*

[@darioserrano8665]

I don't read things of acolytes of Hircine,sorry pal

[@enochtang6646]

@@Mattsimilate lolll werewolf immunity to diseases

[@AhmedMustafa22788]

You missed Jarl Balgruff's son who says "Another wanderer, here to lick my father's boot."

[@Sirdeezthedirty]

*balls

[@AnonymousKhajiit]

*balls

[@JpGamer-ic4wn]

*balls

[@bumba6900]

*balls

[@titans2720]

*balls

[@makythecapy]

worst pain is getting shouted at by a powerful draugur with the disarm shout while duel wielding your two favourite blades and you lose both of them and can't find them so you have to load your most recent save just to not lose them again. truly the only thing in skyrim that causes me agony and despair

[@AremStefaniaK]

lose them in water :D

[@caseysweat9449]

There’s a mod to prevent that

[@Khazuldar]

Seriously if the player gets disarmed it should put it in the inventory

[@antiochus87]

​@@Khazuldar I get your point, but that makes the disarm shout pointless. They should just make it so that draugr down have access to that shout, only the player.

[@ShiningDarknes]

@@antiochus87it isn’t pointless, you still suddenly din’t have weapons in your hand which can lead to sudden death if you were relying on blocking. Making them unable to use it? Now THAT is pointless since you can do that by just killing them, silly.

[@splitjawjanitor5369]

You forgot casting Fury on a Bandit and then he runs past all of his mates and aggros only on you

[@vexethemagician1517]

True, it's more useful for high level stealth casters with the quiet casting perk so you can make them fight without them aggroing on you and when the person you casted it on dies you can cast it on one of the survivors. It's not really useful but it's fun if you're doing some sort of special playthrough or something

[@jamsam2100]

Or having fury, paralyze, calm, etc. But every enemy you try to use them on is "too high a level to be effected"

[@MikeHunt-lz2hq]

Eh I never used fury

[@starkravenz7008]

@@jamsam2100 jkjjjj

[@dillongage]

​@@jamsam2100 yeah, without mods Illusion is kind of worthless. If you play as a vampire, and you have the necromage perk, AND you constantly stay at maximum vampiric hunger, you can get your illusion to work fairly well. I think you can pacify up to like level 50 if using the master spellls. If every single enemy in skyrim level with the character tho illusion would be useless by level 30.

[@callumb-h7950]

The Meridia's Beacon one made me get up out of my seat, walk over to my window, open it, lean on the sill and light up a cigarette.

[@ghostlight279]

Gotta love this comment 😂

[@chancellorgowron8992]

Bro I howald in laughter when I saw that

[@Psyrus88]

Why? I genuinely don't understand why people hate this so much. Dawnbreaker's a great sword.

[@28Ducex2]

😭 I'm crying! I'm weak😩 I'm dead☠️ I'm on the floor 🛌😂🤣😭😭 this the one right here

[@28Ducex2]

@@Psyrus88 your working for the thalmor! 😭🤣😂🏃

[@unfortunatelymad980]

Remember, don’t use iron daggers to level up smithing. Use transmute ore on all your iron to turn it into gold so you can make jewelry which is way more valuable and can gives more smithing experience while also leveling alteration at the same time.

[@jackwhite1535]

Still use iron daggers for the ingots though no?

[@TH3SHUR1F]

Pillaging the Dwemer museum in Markarth and forging all of its contents into Dwarven equipment in the nearby forge is another method.

[@GuilhermeSouza-ux4jq]

least boring way to level smithing is to take dwemer pieces when exploring dungeons and create dwarven bows

[@DeathnoteBB]

@@jackwhite1535Well yeah if you find them as ingots and don’t want to make anything better to sell for more

[@jackwhite1535]

@@DeathnoteBBgold ain't really an issue once you hit mid-game so yea purely for grinding levels

[@gwg2813]

Forgot the part where you break into Belethors just to see him either standing on the counter or leaning on the counter but he hasnt opened the store

[@EG-cm5th]

I’ve decided he’s just literally designed to be lazy.

[@Elcazus]

​@@EG-cm5th mfs when you break into a store and the shopkeeper doesnt wanna sell you his stuff (insane)

[@ashy-knees]

​@@EG-cm5th and suddenly he's security once you go upstairs

[@mikehawlkridge903]

Love how opening the chest and seeing the beacon is all the context we need

[@Saasan]

A new hand touches the beacon. LISTEN.

[@WhiskeyDjak]

*A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON*

[@nuru889]

I got it fairly early game but made Lydia take it from the chest, let it be her hand and burden

[@Pumkin932]

HeAr mE aNd oBey

[@Caady]

Thats the greatest: NO GOD PLEASE NO GOD PLEASE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Moment in all of Skyrim.

[@nimboss]

No "instantly getting executed by dragons/Two handed bandits the moment health drops to half health'? No "Killing Lydia/follower with a stray arrow or destruction spell while fighting enemies"? No "Crappy treasure at the end of long dungeons/caves"? No "Never should have come here"? So much pain left unmentioned, friend.

[@JarlBorg93]

Lydia cant die she is an essential character, why you makin up stuff? Edit: i am stupid and i was thinking of Serana not lydia

[@forzalazio7184]

@@JarlBorg93 they can die if you, the player, deal the killing blow.

[@Gefan44]

The total absence of Delphine in this video tells me that there might be a part 2 on its way

[@nimboss]

@@JarlBorg93 I was speaking merely out of my own experience, since I killed Lydia by accident while trying to shoot an arrow to some random draugur. But as it was already explained, certain characters can die if you kill them yourself.

[@JS-rv3et]

im not a egotistical man. but the day i was fighting a wiild mammoth and a giant cane to its rescue and after a long fought battle a dragon comes from nowhere before i can even cut the giants toe off. but really what crushed me that day.. wasn't the 100 ton mammoth or the horrendously low skyrim space program budget. but... the fact the dragon disengaged combat with me to fight the higher priority. a literal goat on the side of a mountain on THE OTHER SIDE OF THE VALLEY. then a saber cat killed my horse. so I had to walk up a mountain horseless. to finish what that dragon prick started....

[@Maineabeast]

You forgot trying to navigate the skill trees when you keep going past the skill you want to activate

[@famedbasket]

The one about missing a power attack.. I felt that in my very soul

[@AremStefaniaK]

bandits do the same. i call them faints

[@gigabytemon]

Marcurio is an absolute chad of a follower. Not because he's a good mage or anything, but because he knows where all the traps are and activates them to show you so that you don't activate them by accident.

[@DiabaoBR]

💀 you got me in the first half

[@Romanticoutlaw]

I marry him in every playthrough and this is correct

[@Zyk0th]

@@Romanticoutlaw The first, and so far only, time I hired him, he killed my dog.

[@doodlebug7]

@@Zyk0th I married Ria. One time I came home and she just started trying to murder me. She also lost dawnbreaker.

[@Zyk0th]

​@@doodlebug7 Sounds like she joined the Vigilants of Stendarr. Seriously, though, that's weird. Marcurio killing Meeko makes more sense, as I think he hit Meeko one too many times with a spell and caused Meeko to become hostile.

[@darkwanderers1139]

If skyrim has taught me anything its to save at every possible moment cause god knows when the game is gonna break

[@ShiningDarknes]

Bethesda has made me paranoid. Any game with infinite save slots I now save manually before entering a load screen.

[@AkuLelou]

Here's one way to tell if you've played too much Skyrim: if all (or most) of the situations presented in this video have happened to you that means yes, you wasted several hundred hours of your life... This is my case too

[@KeepCalmCapybara]

Yep, pretty much! And there is much, much more situations

[@DomagojSavordh]

Wasted in good way.

[@AremStefaniaK]

the only way to play too much skyrim is to own and complete all versions rereleased on all platforms and skyrim 2 is never released

[@myrin265]

The timing of Marcurio’s “Oh.” was comical. His intonation is flawless

[@Lyonsyn]

He also provided an accurate example of what ignoring his advice would lead to, how thoughtful

[@MrHildebrand]

You forgot my greatest pain of all. Perching above a bandit camp with 100 stealth, completely undetected, line up the perfect bow shot, only to realize you're shooting at agents from the Matrix.

[@jamiwells2900]

you explained this ai phenomenon so perfectly

[@Romanticoutlaw]

thankfully, they will gravitate towards the spot the arrow landed, giving you another shot. But it still sucks ass

[@chirantannath6593]

Oofe

[@ripstop5082]

Well, at least you get to shoot them. Mine just bounce off some invisible ledge two feet in front of me.

[@silverwolf2676]

You think that's bad, trying shooting down stairs or over ledges, so many invisible walls that only exist for the one frame I shoot an arrow

[@bio-weaponn5576]

2:07 Aela: Well we just slayed a giant, time to go rag on a random stranger who just appeared on the roadway who could be a farmer for all I know.

[@Tony-The-Motherfucking-Tiger]

Right? Like ma'am I just came to the town and saw a dead giant

[@Werewolf.with.Internet.Access]

@@Tony-The-Motherfucking-Tiger “Sounds like something a B*TCH would say” -Aela the Harrasser

[@KoaxialKable]

If you hurry enough to get even one hit in before the giant dies, the companions are instead like, "You handled yourself well. You would make a good shield sibling."

[@bio-weaponn5576]

@@KoaxialKable Yeah that sounds 'fair'. I just have to reload my save a dozen times over.

[@GuyWithQuestions]

@@bio-weaponn5576 u have arrows, use them xD

[@Alphabittled]

Or when you’re following a quest marker but you end up leaving through an alternate door and the game demands that you backtrack through the building’s original door for the quest marker to actually guide you 💀

[@Drlong1]

same fellow Dovahkiin, same

[@ShiningDarknes]

Clairvoyance leading absolutely nowhere on one of the few quests that does not mark the specific place, container, person, or item you are supposed to find… the one thing it is supposed to be used for.

[@CH4R10T_TV]

I got one recently that acually gave me a headache: was doing the Dawnguard DLC and main quest sort of simultaneously. Had Serana with me, totally unwilling to leave my side. Started the quest to get the Imperials and Stormcloaks to the peace summit at High Hrothgar. Sat down around the table. First time ever doing it, super stoked to see how I could influence things. Serana takes the seat next to me. No problem, great for roleplaying. The second everybody starts talking, she will not shut up. "Yes, what is it? Yes, what is it? Yes, what is it? Yes, what is it? Yes, what is it? Yes, what is it?" The whole time. I was gritting my teeth, I had an actual headache. Genuinely finished her quest right after beating Alduin and then told her to go get cured of vampirism so I'd have some time to myself. Just brutal, and to add to it, every time she'd speak, and I do mean every 3 seconds, her subtitles would cut off the dialogue of the other characters, so I couldn't hear them or follow along. It was like being on a work call and having to deal with a small child.

[@Pumkin932]

"All I ever wanted was to study." "Shh, I'm trying to think here."

[@seikatsuragi7237]

She just wanted to take part in politics too :(

[@guitarmama06]

Oof! I feel your pain. I do not like free moving "essential" followers. They're annoying. The seven levels I had Serena the first time of starting the Dawnguard DLC was seven levels too many.

[@doibantikov2486]

Pinnacle of Elder Scrolls. All you want to do is sit down and enjoy the world, and the game just actively fights you every single step. It's almost always some microaggression you never think about until it's in your face.

[@ianjames1754]

Haha she does like to stand there endlessly repeating the same line of dialogue. _It’s… not as shiny as I was expecting; still, it’s beautiful…_ Hearing that line repeated innumerable times will fucking haunt me for years to come.

[@lukelints9776]

My favorite was the first mission where you witness a werewolf. You get locked in the cage and he transforms.. well I was never let out.

[@silverwolf2676]

You knew too much, he had to silence you

[@BepisQueen]

Try reloading your save.

[@miciso666]

o u meant farkas? yeah i had that damn bug once to. just reload the save it saves on every map transition.

[@11Flyingdragon]

😂😂😂

[@Miss_Camel]

@@miciso666 ugh, I married farkas, and he gave me some quest that I can’t complete bc apparently I killed whoever it was on another previous quest so now it will just never be done

[@tomrio9152]

I never understood Belethor's business hours even after 11 years

[@bigmaccification]

The hours are whenever the hell he feels like coming in, lol.

[@PoorWax]

He's just not open on Loredas (saturday) or Sundas (sunday). It baffles me how this is still a mystery for some people, but the fact that I'm Scandinavian and weekdays in my native tongue is similar to those of Skyrim might have given me a headstart.

[@TheAndygan]

Sometimes when it's open I walk in so as the rest people, but somehow I am not welcomed here and he is about to call the guards... Dickhead.

[@redlophix5670]

and i thought i was the only one that was fucked up by that

[@arduous222]

5:03 That is actually quite accurate in real life. If you fall from a high...height (well shit), the water would feel as solid as an asphalt-paved ground. Minecraft physics is full of lies.

[@thestormcloakarchives3987]

Yeah, that and the fact that obsidian is actually fragile like glass, hence the nickname "Lava Glass."

[@anwd8646]

⁠​⁠​⁠​⁠@@thestormcloakarchives3987It’s fragile, like glass, but also EXTREMELY sharp, probably one of the sharpest things nature can make on it’s own.

[@Razruer]

Except if the water is deep enough in skyrim, you *don't* take fall damage. So it is in fact minecraft logic we're going off here. Its just unfortunate we really can't see how deep that water is from a certain height.

[@ShiningDarknes]

@@Razruerit is more accurately WoW/EverQuest logic since water that is deep enough for your model to be totally submerged when vertical is the requirement to not take fall damage. Minecraft waist high water is still a damaging fall in Skyrim. My personal favorite “but that is deep enough” moments are when you land on a random floating bone and the physics collision thinks you hit solid ground so it kills you.

[@AelfricBlack]

This is the best video on youtube, please make a sequel including “the expert lock chest with 10 gold in it”, “the dragon skeleton appears on top of you when you fast travel” and “general merchant has 10 gold to spend”

[@AelfricBlack]

Omg you already made a sequel and the expert lock had THREE gold in it I am crying right now

[@Spiritnick]

God, that chest was the bane of my existence. Burned a good half dozen lockpicks on a glorified refund

[@TaysanGalovu]

Expert and Master locks are their own reward! Nice to level up lockpicking.

[@h2eh1s-]

Every couple of years: "This is it. I'm finally gonna complete the game. Gonna do everything I missed last time. Got my backstory and build all set. It's now or never." Five game sessions later... B U R N O U T.

[@antarath517]

5 minutes later: sneak archer

[@kenz2756]

You need new content really. That's what would keep me going. Playing the same exact thing 4 times you just get bored easily after that initial dopamine trip of the new mods you installed.

[@richiepipes8960]

Its the dogshit combat, every build gets boring after level 20

[@blakearmentrout7717]

lol this is exactly me, been playing since launch and still have never played a build past the Horn of windcaller quest before having a new character idea and restarting

[@richiepipes8960]

@@blakearmentrout7717 Same. Why the f would i play this over elden ring lol Better builds, better combat, better graphics (even w mods i play nolvus) Every quest is go retrieve something, or clear bandits lol. idk how people played this since launch...i beat it on release and remember being like FUCK this when i starter a mage character and didnt pick it up again till recently...same deal

[@7bitstep]

I also love it when you're rushing past some props at the ground and randomly get damaged because you touched it

[@killertruth186]

Or more accurately it damages your character.

[@dannyyogendra51]

More often than not it's bones that do that. Which is more than a little creepy💀

[@ArcherOfJustice]

@@killertruth186 also deals emotional damage

[@guitarmama06]

Gotta watch out for those bones laying all over the place.

[@SAIMONch]

Genuinely shocked this one wasn't in here

[@MioAkiyama3686]

The real crafting pain is enchanting, in which youre forced to select dagger select soul gem select enchantment. 300+ times.

[@ianjames1754]

I just pay Neloth for enchanting lessons when enchanting hundreds of iron daggers becomes torturous. When he maxes out at 90, I get the Scholar’s Insight power from one of the Black Books that gives you 2 skill points per training book instead of just 1, and read the enchanting skill books to get to 100 and get that extra effect perk.

[@AremStefaniaK]

felt like that thing was powerleveled fairly quickly for me

[@Pumkin932]

One of the greatest things about Skyrim is that it connects a whole damn generation of people together on a spiritual level. All of us have been there and all of us... have shared the pain.

[@chirantannath6593]

The courier running menacingly towards you is even scarier than any dragon, centurion, or ebony warrior.

[@michelphilippe193]

What ever divines or daedra he worships is the most powerful

[@SergeantExtreme]

Makes sense. After all, it was a mere courier who destroyed Caesar's Legion, sent the New California Republic running for the hills, destroyed an entire chapter of the Brotherhood of Steel, and solidified Mr. House's power over the Mojave.

[@VarthalabauHair]

Then he gives you another inheritance letter which if you already have another in your inventory, the new one becomes a duplicate of the first and it becomes impossible to tell which NPC died. Great scripting 10/10.

[@toddthezondalover645]

​@@SergeantExtremeYou do mean overthrown Mr House and created a New Mojave? ;)

[@SergeantExtreme]

@@toddthezondalover645 Nah, House may be an autocrat, but he's the best chance humanity has for a technologically advanced future.

[@axlvegeta5473]

Don't forget the moment when you try to kill a deer/elk next thing you know you're chasing it halfway through Skyrim

[@miciso666]

i know a more funny one. you are in the middle of something and the damn dawnguard decide now is the perfect time to ruin a sneaky kill attempt. or when they crash your dragon party and gang up on you 4 to 1.

[@PutYoRhymeOn]

That's not really a pain moment. It's your choice to follow the deer lol

[@VladShpiro]

Start hunting in Whiterun, end up in Markarth

[@keifujitora6587]

That's why you sneak and use arrow to hunt Or just burn it with fire breath shout

[@djojotaro4840]

@@keifujitora6587 yes but then you got the long killcam where it miss the shot

[@1odyssey]

You forgot going through the deepest cave ever than realizing you’ll have to go all the way back just because their was no exit at the end

[@meatloverspizza23]

My personal list: - casts invisibility, still seen by bandits - insta killed by dragon when at half health, - Delphine - mages spamming frost storm - high hrothgar frost troll - dawn breaker casts turn undead, which blows away nearby treasures - Mzulft is literally just a long corridor - talking to vex - going to morthal or winterhold and there is always a dragon

[@RHaenJarr]

"You'd better take your headphones off now..." Me, right in the middle of pouring a juice, both hands busy: "brace for impact, brain cells!"

[@alexrosu4405]

Have you seen a dog out there? Have you seen a dog out there? Have you seen a dog out there? Have you seen a dog out there?Have you seen a dog out there?!!

[@JohnBrown-ox8pl]

Nooooo!!! Let me sell you these 99 iron daggers already,then I'll find your G@@-D@@@! DOG!!!

[@InhabitantOfOddworld]

This! I love Falkreath but I hate this damn quest and how it is forced upon you

[@Kirokill1]

@@InhabitantOfOddworld Have you seen a dog out there?

[@SonOfAuriEl]

HaVe YoU SeEn A dog OuT tHeRe?!?

[@palmoftheface4969]

What kind of dog?

[@DoctorWortspieler]

2:36 It's not the fact that Draugr Deathlords can Shout you across the room that bothers me. It's the time it takes for the Dragonborn to get back on his feet that made me want to yeet the game out the window.

[@Raithen-]

Same in GTA V

[@theo-jamesmoulton2000]

Oh god yeah. First rule of physical mayhem. Someone floors you? Get back up. RIGHT TF NOW!

[@nuvii]

love how after the dog one, the dog shows up in the rest of the video. u rly recorded a whole new playthrough for this video. many respect

[@xdgameplay4034]

Last one should have just been the game crashing for no reason.

[@ripstop5082]

Infinite loading screen and your last three saves are corrupt.

[@gwg2813]

​@@kekker9113doesnt even need to be modded at this point, was playing on ps4 and 5he game crashes every like 10 minutes when i walk through a door

[@silEseal.]

Incredibly accurate video, especially with the dragons descending and Belethors odd opening times. Oh my god I just watched further. The backwards power attacks completely missing is way too relatable. 😂😂

[@gableprescott7405]

I've yet to have a problem with Belethor. It's always War-Maiden's that's open and closed at wild times for me, which pisses me off b/c they're my go to place for offloading my unwanted weapons and obsolete armor.

[@silEseal.]

@@gableprescott7405 Yeah. Their opening times are annoying too. If I can't go to either Belethors or Warmaidens to drop off all my useless things, I just go to Riverwood Trader instead.

[@trustypotato9998]

Belethor usually opens at 12 for me

[@spearmintvr7169]

I've found you can save and load and that fixes it for me.

[@silEseal.]

@@spearmintvr7169 good to know. I'll try it

[@ILE-TalentoHumano]

Getting trapped in a death loop was, is, and forever be the worst one for me. The first time it happened i didn't know what to do so i started a new run. Weeks later i realized that you can lower the difficulty level and with that, you won't get one shot. My heart still hurts until this day.

[@DomagojSavordh]

Apsolutely the worst, yes

[@cedricofcanteburry]

There is no worse feeling than completing the quest line in Markarth about the reachmen and becoming friends with them only for your horse to immediately attack them once you fast travel to their base

[@guest273]

Or better yet, when you're fighting vs bandits together with a holds guards and you accidentally hit the guard and get "40 bounty added".

[@guitarmama06]

I was doing that forsworn quest in Markarth the first time, and while beating up that dude outside of the Warrens, I accidentally punched one of the onlookers. Got a 40 bounty.

[@ursinhopeludinhoUwU]

I died because the guards didn't accept my surrender, and I had like 20 thousand gold

[@mustardofdoom]

The extra-tall step at the top of a staircase really got me. There are a few of those littered throughout the game.

[@alyssas.5599]

It’s the entirety of high hrothgar for me :,)

[@VladShpiro]

You slay literal dragons, shout ancient spells and being almost a god to people. Literally a step of stairs: *ima end this Dragonborn’s whole career*

[@thebluephanto7655]

8:19 funnyly enough Nazeem got killed by a vampire on my last save

[@Count_of_shadow_lands]

There is only one thing that i ultimately fear in Skyrim, the goddamn ice wrath bug, when named creature's texture is bound to your legs and there's NOTHING you can do, there is no cure, only suffering. You don't even have too face it. I also think it happens when you fast travel through mountains and your fast travel path crosses the Ice wrath's one.

[@anonymousalien7417]

Also the draugr eye bug you get from using Aura Whisper too much, even when playing in first person you can still see the afterglow when you move around, it's distracting (which sucks because Aura Whisper is the most useful shout to me)

[@milkinobama8160]

If I had a nickel for everytime Lidia actively moved in front of my arrows in a fight or the number of times she alerted the enemies while I was sneaking, I’d have enough to fund the next elder scrolls

[@guitarmama06]

Or everytime Serena pushed me into the enemy when we were in close quarters

[@mirasilenthill3348]

@@guitarmama06 this is quite rare for Serana since she is a mage and mages usually dont get close to the enemy. Plus, the ice spikes dont have knockback.

[@lsroadsrlr]

most annoying one is Mercer, talks big about his stealth experience and runs into every trap im the dungeon making you save him from every ambush.

[@jameslegault9398]

I honestly don’t like having lidia as a follower, my first play through she died to the first set of cultists I encountered, my second time through she died to my unrelenting force while I was trying to get a vampire away from me, damn annoying.

[@TheSkulleh]

Seen a recent uptick in Skyrim content and honestly I'm here for it. That game will always have a place in my heart.

[@aerystargaryenii2565]

The time to return to skyrim has come once again

[@FrostReach66]

Replaying the game has been so much fun. Stuff I still discover even after so many years

[@sidimightbe3246]

We all ride the wave and we don’t know it, like the red dead 2 wave of fall/winter 2022

[@Kaitri]

1:07 thats how i got up the mountain my first time. i couldnt find the path so i just kept jumping at the wall with my horse, slowly gliding up the mountain

[@titanx161]

I thought you did a great job with this! But you forgot my 2 worst ones. 1 when a follower decides not to help you in combat/do anything 2 the children in whiterun that just be mean to you and you can't kill them or the guards will start attacking you.

[@trix_official2935]

Guys, i’m italian, and trust me, listen to heimskr screaming in italian is far more painfull than english

[@ilballhandlingnoneunacosaz2354]

i can confirm...

[@dayannayanez1933]

si, verissimo.

[@keifujitora6587]

Try Japanese He's louder than Meridia

[@slaughtered_your_mom]

What can I say about German....

[@Pumkin932]

Huh. Wonder what germans thought about his shouting?

[@goliathxanatos706]

The followers not opening chests or doors, blocking paths, friendly fire and walking into obvious traps is what gets me. AI is the way of the future, until someone codes it correctly lol

[@gb9884]

Don't forget companions getting lost and disappearing because you took a shortcut.

[@olivercharles2930]

@@gb9884 Oof, I remember losing my horse and forgetting where I left it...

[@Zyk0th]

They can literally get trapped forever in the last room in Meridia's Temple.

[@kierstencarr2590]

This video is so well-compiled and edited for maximum comedy, thank you. Those zoom-ins were MASTERFUL, and clips with character lines were timed perfectly. Astrid's little "must have scared them off" at the end of the Murder You compilation had me chortling, and you really captured Marcurio's best hits. 😂😂

[@ghostdrew4887]

You can never forget 1. Getting disarm shouted 2. Not being able to find where your weapon fell.

[@romanisaac9053]

If you ever have trouble waking up in the morning I reccomend setting up the Meridia's beacon dialogue as your alarm ringtone. One time i jolted awake fully and threw myself out my window

[@miciso666]

i laughed way to hard. but i got a better one nazeem : do you visit te cloud district often. or heimsker : PRAAAAISE TALOS

[@LIONGOD]

now i want to change someone elses alarm to that

[@coneberry6905]

Here's a tip i figured out: if you're stuck in a death-loop like in 5:14 the problem is you can't open up your inventory quick enough because of a bug where you don't have control of your character for the first few seconds after loading a save. When that happens, load your save, and while the screen is still black open up the console by pressing the [~] key. This will pause the game, so you can wait a few seconds so that the game loads your ability to control your character. After that close the console using the same [~] button and you should be able to instantly open up your inventory to drink whatever health potions you need.

[@Romanticoutlaw]

weeps openly in switch version I have it on PC too, I've just loaded it up with a ton of mods and I don't know exactly which ones broke after an update

[@Resi1ience]

The other problem is that sometimes quicksaving is unreliable. You can quicksave when a mob is 5 good, long seconds away from you. You'll quickload and the mob will still be there - and then on the next quickload he's suddenly right on top of you.

[@JinYo265]

Use the (~) and input TGM and forget about the word "pain"

[@coneberry6905]

@@Resi1ience enemies start moving while the screen is still black. Opening up the console while loading the savegame should help with that too

[@yoloyogurt7678]

On pc sure

[@whyjamesisacommonname]

I enjoyed the video, and I appreciate you didn't include the "beep glitch screen" in every change scene.

[@JacobDunn-lz5wg]

7:00 only happens when your over encumbered. What about when you go to open a chest, and try to back out before the menu opens and now you have 2 menus open.

[@RandomName45]

In case anyone is wondering what happened at 7:05: Player is absorbing their own spells - you can see a subtle white/blue-ish effect as soon as the summon "fails" (this effect is more prominent in third person). If you plan to play a summoning build, don't increase your magic absorption (ie, don't use The Atronach Stone).

[@killertruth186]

That’s funny, the spell absorption was supposed to work when NPC/creature cast spells at your character not yourself.

[@keifujitora6587]

This is actually beneficial if you have Skyrim Anniversary Edition Because there are plenty of summons that still work even with 100% magic absorb active, such as the Necromantic Grimoire summons and Ayleid Lich. Arvak and Daedric Horse can also be summoned without fail

[@AremStefaniaK]

thank you stranger, i couldnt figure this out by myself just by looking at the video. What is wrong with you dummy.

[@captainmycaptain7274]

For me, the marriage ceremony is one of the most stressful procedures in the game. I always end up having to wait forever for the priest to arrive. And once everyone is ready for the wedding to begin, the priest falls silent as the guests keep congratulating me non-stop.

[@Rockhard1492]

My favorite is when you're like level 20, you've got a good selection of armor and weapons, you do all the quests in a hold, buy a house, and become Thane, and your reward is... An enchanted iron sword. Gee, thanks, I feel so valued and respected with this gift. 😂

[@gaunterodimmmastermirrors72]

I think you might've forgotten about that ONE silverhand enemy that somehow manages to tank your hits, and kills you after two or three hits. (If you know the mission, then you know.)

[@VarthalabauHair]

Krev the Skinner.

[@gaunterodimmmastermirrors72]

@@VarthalabauHair no, my friend... Before him/her. Like when you first meet them with Farkas. After he reveals his wolf form, those suckers get a boost and literally cut my head off in two hits.

[@LordOsiris499]

For me, the absolute worst is suddenly realizing I must have accidentally killed Lydia 5 hours ago and just not noticed until now. That’s why I always switch to Serana as fast as I can

[@nightshadewinter6915]

Dude I feel that 😂 I was running around the world one day when I didn't see Lydia anymore and I backtracked to try and find her only to find a courier carrying the death letter 😂

[@KeepCalmCapybara]

How can you accidentaly kill Lydia? Not saying I never did that, but this is extremely rare.

[@LordOsiris499]

@@KeepCalmCapybara when protected characters fall they crawl on the floor so you mostly cant see them on your screen, but they’re still in the hitbox of your weapon. If your crawling through a dark cluttered Dwemer ruin, it could be hours before you notice you tapped her when she was completely hidden from you and her body flopped off a ledge

[@RealJohnnyG]

Lost her in a dragon fight. I used Dragonrend which is supposed to only affect dragons but she was like right on the edge of a cliff and the falling over animation sent her off a cliff. I was like "RIP Lydia." and kept going cuz I hadn't saved in awhile and wasn't about to backtrack hours of gameplay for her.

[@totaldramagamer5521]

Why am I still wanting to play this game 10+ years later... I swear it's a curse. I can't wait for Elder Scrolls VI to come out in 2074.

[@alexandreblanchet7006]

It's because by just looking at it Ermaeus Mora posessed you and you want to know everything about the game as he slowly absorb your soul craving the game even more thinking bugs and crashes are normal making you learn more

[@dovakiinjarlbulgrifsthane7539]

I still play the game till this day my friend.

[@rtlkfrevr]

it's not a curse, it's a bug, you can't move on because you're bugged

[@Spooneru]

Fallout 4: There is a nother setlement that needs your help Skyrim: I got new mail for you!

[@T3M3P1C]

3:37 the worst bit is one of the barrels will randomly be marked as stealing

[@HairyCheeseBallYUM]

FOR RÉAL THOUGH

[@keira4840]

The random barrel outside stuffed to the brim with the dragonborn's stuff really did it for me, oof. Don't know if you've ever had this problem, but one that I always run into is giants repeatedly spawning at Windstad Manor and deciding to wage turf wars on my front lawn

[@themudpit621]

I get that. They kill my chickens. MY CHICKENS!!!!!

[@albeleivahorka8875]

Or draugrs near the home in the northern marshes i forgot the name of. Once i came back to my Lakeview home to find Thalmor agents scattered around and my horse had disappeared. Turned out I was able to buy a new one so i guess the previous, missing one had died. What a strangely epic story you could draw out if this ! The horse that faced alone a Thalmor party attack on its two-legged friend's house, defended it to the point of being deadly wounded, and disappeared while on his way to call for help... Or it might be that a dragon flew by the house and saw snacks, so it rained fire on the snacks who fought back and just grabbed the other snack to take away. We'll never know.

[@justasciencelover8175]

Where is that location tho

[@passionateaudiobooks2735]

I didn't realise you could just put items in containers for ages so I left my extra stuff beside I think it was the Greymanes' house, I'd open the gate say hello to the cow drop or pick up what I needed, thank the cow for looking after my things close the gate and carry on with my day.

[@yourstruly5013]

What i accidently do is put all the stuff back in my inventory .

[@ronandynan1228]

Very accurate, there are few things more annoying than meridias beacon, nirnroots, and couriers and the stupid follower getting stuck in the GODDAMN WAY

[@jaymez1994]

Nothing a good old fus ro da can’t fix

[@WorldWalker128]

What's so hard about Nirnroots? If you find the noise they make annoying, just pick them. Now, if you'd gotten the mod that replaces the chime with it screaming "I'M OVER HERE!" then I'd understand.

[@Alduintheworldeater]

Nirn roots aren't as bad as survival mode or nEvEr ShOuLd HaVe CoMe HeRe

[@albeleivahorka8875]

Those f*ing pink gems...

[@ryan_lew9796]

That 1 second clip of the courier running up to you is the funniest thing I've seen in a skyrim video 😂😂

[@Starlightean]

I was fully expecting this to only be the cart on its way to execution, the horses and the cart getting stuck and starting to rotate wildly. The first moments of Skyrim. I would've been fine with that haha.

[@virtualcynical8515]

I can tell by your Assortment on Clips that you are a Seasoned Skyrim Pro. Only one whom has played this game to the Fullest knows of all it's True Suffering.

[@Lechuga1815]

3:09, I knew it was gonna be on here "A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON!!"

[@Solike99]

This video is both boringly simple and amazingly real and entertaining. Marvelous.

[@one_inch_man]

"Come to Dragonsreach to discuss the ongoing hostilities, like the rest of the "great warriors"?" by Farengar gets me every f-cking time 😡

[@classictoby5309]

Had to stop watching halfway through. Too real.

[@muh.andianto]

- Horse charging into Elder Dragon encounter. - Getting a new written quest in journal without asking. - Died or stuck after long progress, and forget to quicksave before. - Fast travel accross map but forget follower is still on "wait here" mode. - Accidentally click the wrong item to sell. - Yes, this vomit guy 4:40 , also that archer Gauldurson boss, they both annoying. - And of course 3:10 , "a nEw hAnd..." Btw, nice compilation, land strider. May your road lead you to cloud district very often.

[@JuliusCaesar2005]

The vomit dude gave me HELL when I tried fighting him during my mage build playthrough. Immune to all spells AND shouts so I had to use a dagger with my one handed level of 15 for like 30 minutes. It wasn't even particularly hard, just really tedious.

[@amasterofone]

Oh god, the number of times ive left my follower in a dungeon or ruin somewhere only to realise like 2 in game days later that they arent with me

[@miciso666]

did u know the archer gaulderson guy is the only one dropping rusted arrows. wish i knew that before i started collecting some neat stuff. but i got like 4 of them so i could always make more.

[@GenocideLv]

7:50 constant vigilance from harry potter 4th movie woulda worked well here

[@lunarebony6122]

who else is a mod-free player

[@RayinTexas65]

I am it’s raw and crash free😊

[@RayinTexas65]

Unless my XB1 DECIDES it will heat up

[@shahmi09]

I've recently made an Argonian wizard..My pet peeve is the constant heavy breathing when swimming eventhough Argonians can breath underwater...Oh and the odds of freezing to death when leaving Winterhold

[@Alduintheworldeater]

I inevitably had to get put of survival mode I could handle not being able to carry anything and having to cart everywere And hunger and to redness taking up all your vision The stomach noises when traveling by cart Be cold every five seconds Dying 39times on the way to high wrothgar bc of cold The list goes on I was playing as argonian btw

[@LibraritheWizardOfficial]

​@@Alduintheworldeater my brother in Talos you're supposed to wear clothing while climbing the 7000 steps. Also try not to do it at night

[@sidimightbe3246]

@@LibraritheWizardOfficial even with full clothing and frost boots you still slowly die in the cold as an argonian

[@LibraritheWizardOfficial]

@@sidimightbe3246 Everyone slowly gets cold, but even an Argonian will have enough time to run up and down the steps multiple times if wearing warm armor

[@Alduintheworldeater]

@@LibraritheWizardOfficial yeah j had full steel on and that's a lot of warmth I had to climb as a werewolf so the cold didn't kill me basically werewolf sneak I don't know how the deards did sea me and eventually was am again

[@beelzebub7221]

A tip for orchendor for those who struggle with him: Bring him out of the battle room, (i like to drag him all the way back to where you fight the centurion just to be safe) and start using a stagger move + regen pots/stew. If he is out of the battle room, he wont teleport away. He does still use the warp animation and reset his spells though, which is why you have to keep him paralyzed/staggered. remember folks, if there is a problem in skyrim, there is *always* a way to cheese the fuck out of it

[@richiepipes8960]

People struggle w fights in skyrim? Thats a thing?

[@beelzebub7221]

@@richiepipes8960 idk man, at this point i don't see how ppl struggle with anything in skyrim lol except for completing the main quest without getting bored out of their minds, I still struggle with that one

[@yusufkeremcandan-rh8tp]

6:19 ngl this got me laughing

[@HairyCheeseBallYUM]

Same

[@itsjustjosh2493]

0:57 no one tells me what to do. I'll survive

[@The-Blue-Knight]

Good stuff. Another is stepping on bones and they almost kill you xd

[@JohnBrown-ox8pl]

Yes Blue-Knight!!! I can't tell you how many times that happens to me in Fallout 3 also!!!😂

[@The-Blue-Knight]

@@JohnBrown-ox8pl xd

[@The-Blue-Knight]

@@JohnBrown-ox8pl I'm always careful with the college of winter hold basement. Plenty of bones there that always almost kill me xd.

[@safep4683]

The fact that random debris on the ground can damage you is the main thing that puts me off a 1hp run. Don't like the idea that the Divines can choose to remove my living privileges at seemingly random

[@The-Blue-Knight]

@@safep4683 xd

[@ethicalcobra4136]

You forgot to add the never ending loop of dialogue from the guards.😂 "Heard they're reforming the Dawnguard, vampire hunters or something. Might consider joining myself."

[@commandershephard5019]

7:12 so reliable it only works 1 out of every five casts 😂

[@Myelso]

When you shout "Become Ethereal" to jump down a mountain but it ends right before you hit ground

[@marshallka3878]

Forgot one thing. The feeling when you finally save up to buy a horse and then it starts fighting a dragon and dies. Pure pain.

[@etrephesm]

just rob them from bandits or wait to get shadowmere from the dark brotherhood. Shadowmere respawns after 10 in-game days

[@keifujitora6587]

Just do the Forgotten Seasons or The Cause quest (CC content, both available for free on Anniversary Edition) Both quest will reward you with a horse. The Cause gives you a spell to summon Daedric Horse while Forgotten Seasons gives you the ultimate horse that is immune to damage (including fall damage) and has infinite stamina: Dwarven Horse.

[@guitarmama06]

Or bandits come the second you leave the stables area... though in my case, it was the foresworn.

[@paulthe2mikolajdupontsrens586]

I just walk or run everywhere in the game

[@thejackal5099]

@@etrephesm or better yet, get Arvak that can respawn whenever you want it to.

[@dsilvermane_]

Belethor... That idiot made me fast-travel so many times. lmao

[@joshuasmith34652]

This was a never-ending nightmare.

[@howdydobuckeroo1204]

There is one specific dungeon, which has a trap, that has the most amount of those giant spikes that come out from the ground. It does not hurt that much at all. It is just *very very loud*

[@Spherrum]

It's been years... But the pain felt fresh

[@Homeminboss]

6:25 oh don't hate him like that

[@Canadia_Ball]

I am 15 seconds into this video, and I already know for a fact that this video will not end before Meridia's Beacon graces me with its presence.

[@snowtail1951]

7:56 Plot twist: the pain wasn't that the dog keeps barking, it's that Norri was referring to the dog, not the player 💀

[@LordIsrafel]

You just know.

[@infrared337]

4:38 Those 1.5 seconds filled me with so much dread and panic.

[@dylatron4533]

When you use the clairvoyance spell and it just leads you through a door, then once you go through, it lead to the same door you just went through.

[@xxvittorioxx_br5448]

the worst one is storing items in the chest of your house and when you need them they disappeared

[@MrChase115]

@6:50 But isn't the Dragonborn literally the carriage driver's only passenger? I've not once seen him do any except wait around forever ! LOL

[@Small_Hollow]

It would take 2400 iron daggers to level to one hundred smithing.

[@izzyis-real]

Im playing with a faster levelling mod. Only after 10 years have i levelled smithing. When youve played skyrim this much I feel like the levelling gets sooo tedious.

[@NoCake]

8:25 How tf do you steal Dawnbreaker?

[@user-kw6vh2ls3f]

It's a bug that if you store ur gears in some permanent container, later it counts as other people's property.

[@hot_soup4319]

Imagine 20 years from now, you're older and haven't played Skyrim in years. One day you're spring cleaning and rooting through some old stuff, when you find an old copy of Skyrim. The case is withered and dusty, but the disc itself looks fine. These days you're a stay at home spouse, your significant other is at work and the kids are at school, so you figure you'll take a break and spend some free-time reliving old memories playing one of what used to be your favorite games. Now luckily you still have your old console to run it, after you figured the kids might get a kick out of playing "old" games. Issac was always a bit of a nerd, I mean after all he is *your* son and the apple never falls far from the tree. After some initial finnagling the game finally boots up and you're ready to go. The game syncs your old cloud save data and you think "Why not continue where I left off?" and hit the continue option. After a minute or two the game loads your last save, and upon loading in the first thing you hear is... "A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON!"

[@AdonanS]

0:16 I swear, this shit only ever happens with Belethor, maybe Arcadia.

[@TheWorldMemeDatabase]

Actually Warmaiden’s was the most problematic in my playthrough. Add that to the problem of making sure Adrianne is outside and not sharing her gold with Wulferth, and selling off loot was a hassle.

[@LibraritheWizardOfficial]

@@TheWorldMemeDatabase 1. Sell loot 2. Save 3. Stab vendor 4. Load 5. Repeat steps 1-4