Oblivion Dialogues in The Lord Of The Rings #3

[@schumachersbatman5094]

I can't get over how an ancient skeleton comes down, piece by piece, to land next to an orc in a cavern: "Excuse me sir, are you alright? I… By the divines; this persons dead!"

[@frantisekvrana3902]

Considering I've seen Oblivion guards murder someone then declare they will catch whoever did it, the orc is not worse.

[@_koschwarz]

I am still laughing like a maniac😂

[@SurpriseFin]

"Are they angry with us?"

[@notalecguinness3221]

This is already a legendary series! I hope you continue and neither your creativity nor the available dialogue run out.

[@eldermer]

Thank you. :)

[@ryanwells5348]

The "die, you Orc filth!" Was perfect 😂

[@sanc9808]

This is high quality stuff. A comment for the algorithm. I hope this blows up with views.

[@maxmarzipan8977]

One of the best videos I've seen in a long time!

[@강수-p3q]

The orcs and nirnroot Lmao they're killing me

[@Mamotraxer21]

4:19 😂😂😂

[@Avelium]

Amazing series! :D Please keep doing them! 1 question tho: why such little presence of Oblivion music? Copyright issues?

[@eldermer]

Thanks! I've tried using more music, also in the other videos, but everytime I wasn't happy with the result. Either the music didn't fit with the situation or it was too distracting. Also with the lack of music you can more focus on the dialogues and sound effects. But I'm sure there are scenes in the movies where more music would be great. ^^

[@sirbonapart]

*Frodo coughing as he comes to* - This person's dead - May you rest in peace this is so brilliant, I can't even

[@Hotchpotchsoup]

Frodo shows mithril armor chestpiece. Sam: "I'll take that and thank you very much" Frodo: "keep your fingers to yourself!" xD

[@Tiberium10332]

The orcs are surprisingly polite in this one. Great work!

[@alexandermorozov8593]

You orcs are all the same - all flash and no fury!

[@Cyriu]

Knocks on locker door. Orc: "Hello! Who's there?!"

[@Longshanks1690]

They gave the Fellowship plenty of opportunity to leave of their own volition but they insisted on trespassing.

[@blender4464]

They're just doing their duty.

[@skoomajoe6205]

Legolas with the Oblivion Elf VA is amazing, it cracks me up so much lol.

[@shayposting]

The 'Ooh!' had me full on Joker cackling oml

[@LarsOfTheMohicans]

[addresses skeleton] "Are you not feeling well?" [skull breaks off] "(gasp) Oh my goodness!"

[@Cyriu]

Random orc at the bottom of the well sees the skeleton. Orc: "Oh my Godness! Excuse me, are you allright? I...by the Divines, this person's dead!"

[@MachFiveFalcon]

"Hmm... Body's still warm... Looks like there's a killer about."

[@codywille3713]

“This is the part where you fall down and bleed to death!” 😂

[@Melancholy_Chill]

The skeleton in fact was feeling WELL

[@highhorseo7875]

LMAO that legendary fight and getting nothing but troll fat to rub between those two septims as thanks.

[@eldermer]

Every little bit helps.

[@Cyriu]

​@@eldermerHEY! THAT'S MIIIINE!

[@FaySmash]

That's what KZbin is made for

[@spring1942]

Absolutely 😂

[@bigfudge2031]

The oblivion VA are so iconic, probably because they only hired 3 people to voice every single NPC

[@SeenInMirrors]

And only one person to voice those three people.

[@garnauklaufen6704]

Well, the budget for voice actors was probably used up just by hiring Patrick Stewart for the three or so lines of his.

[@ens0246]

​​@@garnauklaufen6704and Sean Bean😂

[@jefverstraete8574]

@@ens0246 and patrick stewart

[@chrisidoo]

@@jefverstraete8574 And also Sean Bean.

[@schumachersbatman5094]

"I'm dead." "May you rest in peace! Your body will be preserved..." "I'm still alive."

[@ninochaosdrache3189]

"Are you sure?"

[@joyfulnoize6958]

"I'm feeling Happyyyy! I'm feeling happy!" *Thunk

[@mylittlethoughttree]

I did not think it'd be possible to top the council of elrond video, but this had me crying with laughter

[@Cyriu]

Orcs lockpick the door and the fight begins. Legolas: "Hey come on now! There's no need to get violent!"

[@lightborn9071]

'Light armor skill increased' when nearly dead is too true.

[@TheWorstPartyMember]

That use of the Nirnroot hum was a stroke of genius.

[@wesleyfilms]

Someone seeing an ancient rotten skeleton and saying “hello” is such and Oblivion moment.

[@Mission_ism]

"You cannot fast travel while enemies are nearby" - I wonder which one of the 'guests' tried to leave...

[@offlineable]

Probably Sean Bean trying to get to Weynon Priory

[@fire-typhoon123]

Definitely Boromir. Cuz in the first video he tried to load a previous save when he got 1 bounty lol.

[@magiccancer99]

The fact that Sean Bean is actually in this scene and a major voice actor for Oblivion but only had like 2 lines is so funny. Also 2:08 absolutely sent me 😂

[@Raziel_J]

The Cave Troll makes his entrance - "so the last guest finally arrived" 😂

[@duncanthomson7894]

"Aragorn is unconscious"

[@generalpenultimo6502]

And Frodo asking him "What's the matter?" and then taunting "Getting tiiiired?" 😂

[@AposineYT]

3:14 "Haha, you move like-AUGHF"

[@brreakfastYT]

It's so great coming across this comment right as it happened😂

[@rb98769]

Oblivion is full of these moments and it's always perfect 😂

[@neofox.]

Sam trying to steal Frodo's vest. "I'll take that, thank you very much." SLAP. 😅

[@dylanwoodward5256]

Keep your FINGERS to YOURSELF!

[@mikitz]

I wish mithril armor was anywhere near as good as it was in LOTR.

[@GiDaOne]

"I don't understand. Are they angry at us?" ROFL

[@The24thPegasus]

The "He was here just a second ago!" when the troll launches the orc gets me every single time. I want to see the entire movie dubbed at this point, every single one of these videos is fantastic and criminally underrated.

[@CJVS995]

It'd be Backstroke of the West and Kung Pow levels of goofy

[@skjaldulfr]

I appreciate the synchronistic attention to detail. The troll makes troll noises, mithril is a light armor in the game, etc.

[@Maxxon89]

Laughing my ass off! 02:08 That Legolas' "OOH" caught me off guard!

[@spring1942]

YES😂😂

[@XxSimon2]

Legolas stepping on a lego

[@bentilley747]

3:53 The comical timing of "he was here a second ago" is utter gold!

[@Longshanks1690]

I hope it’s canon to this universe now that everyone acts like Frodo is dead and refuses to acknowledge otherwise. 😂

[@KapitaneXtreme]

"Hit me once more and I'll AUGH!" 🤣

[@Konin300]

It's crazy how well Martin's voice matches Boromir, they almost sound like the same person!

[@Xeno_Solarus]

Bro. That's the joke. ​@@spring1942

[@Philip-xj2ul]

Are you dumb? They are voiced by the same actor

[@Nysyarc]

Everything in this is gold but Gandalf's throaty grunt at 0:54 to blow the dust off the book is what had me absolutely dying more than anything else, I had to pause the video to laugh. It was just so unexpected and yet somehow so perfect.

[@Ouvii]

0:59 Legolas: "It's not my favorite place, but, if I'm really hungry, it'll do." Aragorn: *sagely nods*

[@anndoherty8255]

The equip sound when gandalf takes his staff back 👌

[@cheydinal5401]

Next time somebody punches me in the gut I'll also think like "Your light armor skill increased." lol

[@XyzgorYT]

I lost it when the troll made the Oblivion chirping sounds, it's amazing how perfect this is. 🤣

[@DustinManke]

This one was so well put together. I loved the other two but this was incredibly done. My favourite part was listening to the orcs realise the skeleton was dead.

[@eldermer]

Thanks! It actually took me 3-4 times as long as the first video to make it, also because I changed the dialogues many times until I was satisfied with them. Glad it was worth the effort. :D

[@TheTrueBigWill]

Petition for Gollum to only make scamp noises!

[@RealUlrichLeland]

Nah gollum should sound like the hungry beggar Fimmion in the shivering isles.

[@greenscheme2040]

Nay, he's the Adoring Fan. Has to be cause it is type casting.

[@Unclevertitle]

The Nirnroot sound effect for Sting just SLAYED me!

[@woroGaming]

"You're not dressed for it anyway" 😂 This series is incredible, thank you so much for making them.

[@emperorsithisilith]

I was expecting goblin noises for the Moria orcs. To have their lines be actual Orc voice lines killed me. They sound like they've been mildly inconvenienced and politely asking the Fellowship to stop

[@ketrianrenolsin9608]

I have just found this today and watched all three parts. This is brilliant. The load screen, the mudcrabs, 'give me your hand', Overencumbered, not being able to fast travel with enemies etc Well done for creating something so clever, funny and fabulous. I am looking forward to the next part already.

[@generalpenultimo6502]

This is way more awesome then it has any right to be 😂 Very well made, thank you for this gem

[@eldermer]

You're welcome.

[@Grizzlox]

​@@eldermer Sauron = A certain notorious Daedric prince Balrog = Daedroth Shelob = Spider daedra Rohan males = redguards?

[@snakelady6708]

I need the entire trilogy. These are pure gold.

[@skellorelli2515]

4:36 😂

[@cjwrites]

"You cannot fast travel with enemies near by." That got me! I might be dying of laughter rig

[@Toadus]

Oh my goodness! Excuse me, are you alright? I- by the divines, this person is dead.

[@captainofnumenor8221]

2:08 lmfaoo that Elf noise

[@pathos7527]

The timing of Gandalf talking about Uriel Septim and the shot cutting to IRL Martin Septim is just perfection

[@ridergilwin1494]

The fucking Nirnroot sword-

[@ryankimbell8762]

Can't wait to hear the Haradrim voiced by Redguards, lol

[@RealUlrichLeland]

4:32 lol i love how accurate this is, especially because mithril is in the game

[@risk2691]

1:55 oh my God xD pure gold!

[@TehButterflyEffect]

"You are overencumbered." Most accurate Oblivion reference ever. 😂

[@geryleger9110]

Why did Aragon not tell the others about the mudcrabs?

[@wep_vs]

2:08 i spit out my tea

[@SlayerSeraph]

Ooohhhhh

[@undeadMonk]

"I'm dead." - I don't know why, but that specific line nearly sent me.

[@AlexanderosD]

The looting inventory screen! 🤣 This is fantastic. I want the whole movie trilogy of Lord of the Rings: Elder Scrolls

[@fee6362]

omg how much work went into this? I love every second of it. Thanks for make these!

[@nazgullord357]

"I'm dead." Killed me! 🤣

[@F0rger513]

the legolas OOOOF killed me

[@theoaremevano3227]

"What kind of party is this?" "A fancy party." Unfortunately, it seems someone didn't properly reserve the manor for the event, and a huge party of Orcs already had reservations. Also Gimli is thoroughly unimpressed with Frodo's 'death'. I mean, the guy's still moving around and everything. He's not even trying. XD

[@javierserrano349]

I would take a whole movie like this Gimli with the nord voice is the best

[@agapitoliria]

I haven't laughed this hard in a while... Thank you so much! The troll scream killed me.

[@jamesmedina3297]

legolas going OOUHH sent me

[@Snickle_Snek]

"Its a ✨️fancy party✨️"

[@PowPow_Powell]

This is a masterpiece damn

[@eldermer]

Thanks!

[@siegfriedc2332]

Somehow, the Oblivion voices make them feel more like a D&D party than the Fellowship.

[@NikGrozny]

As someone said, this took dedication. We thank you for that. May you rest in piece

[@eldermer]

I'm still alive.

[@MrPablosek]

​@@eldermerI'll take that and thank you very much

[@deanwinchester1990]

I love these videos, as a big fan of Tolkien and TES universes, I am so happy to see this. You made my day. Thank you! And please continue 😊

[@eldermer]

Glad you enjoyed it. 🙂

[@alexandermorozov8593]

IT'S BEEN TOO LONG SINCE- AUGH!

[@Mephilis78]

Giving Gandalf Patrick Stewart's voice is great. Also giving Legolas the generic wood elf voice is perfect lol

[@MoonstompingMike1985]

REMEMBER THE EMPEROR!!!

[@tomfoolery3847]

I'm so happy that I discovered your channel today.

[@Alexden96Channel]

I laughed so hard at the nirnroot sound effect for Frodo’s sword 😂

[@ImmaJellal]

My sides have been murdered harder than Uriel Septim. This is amazing

[@AndreasSweden]

Oh Bailin u hu hu huuuuuuu

[@stardust9164]

Any idea what Gromm will do now the old Baelin is dead

[@Sindraug25]

@@stardust9164 Is this true???

[@SlimyMarmot]

@@Sindraug25 I don't think so!

[@stardust9164]

@@Sindraug25 yesssss

[@alexandermorozov8593]

@@Sindraug25 A-ha!

[@jackalhead7433]

The Fellowship arrived at the Summitmist Manor party a little bit too late I guess....

[@TheJester9909]

try to run away using fast travel lmao

[@kxmode]

"Is it true what they're saying? Is Balrog really dead?"

[@eldermer]

Without question.

[@kxmode]

​@@eldermer "Balrog... Oh Balrog... I loved ya, old demon. I loved ya... But I couldn't protect ya.... Oh Balrog! Waaaaaaahhhhhhhh!" [sobbing]

[@ervanaugusto791]

​@@eldermerBe seeing ya

[@guyledouche7939]

I've heard others say the same

[@limalepakko6074]

I don’t think so

[@Nick_399]

This reminds me of old school youtube keep it up bro lol if I could make a suggestion you should do some mythic dawn voice lines if you could some how fit those in. So funny man keep up the good work.

[@jacksonweseman3391]

actually one of the greatest videos on youtube, shit had me rolling XD

[@TheHutchy01]

I now want to see LOTR starring Wes Johnson, with the way things are going there's like a 60% chance of it.

[@Wockes]

Love the loading bar

[@SpicyPunkRockerOfficial]

“Keep your hands to yourself”

[@Siilk70]

I don't know if I could handle a remake of Oblivion without this dialogue, I love it simply for the meme

[@Ech0Chamber]

I'm sorry, but Legolas going *OUGH* had destroyed me.

[@lunar_proxy]

these are... surprisingly coherent. and also BRILLIANT, i literally can't breathe

[@TheOblivionFan]

just shooting one hilarious line after another, incredible

[@williamreely4431]

2:08 Legolas just opening his mouth and making the Oblivion elf "pain noise" nearly made me asphyxiate laughing.

[@Demetrius900000]

For one who played Oblivion nonstop as a teen this is hilarious XD Please make more!

[@JR-zp3nw]

The sound effect when Gimli rest his head on the crypt.🤣

[@eriksyrnyk3528]

Looting the troll at the end of the fight was a great touch 👌

[@MrRJLitt]

These were perfect, please keep this going

[@CanisMythson]

Oh my heck, I had a thought. The elf queen needs to do the whole "Oh dear, let me read that one again" line. XD

[@SlimyMarmot]

May you always wear soft silks!