Oblivion NPC Dialogues in The Lord Of The Rings

[@Mabra51]

Sean Bean being voiced by Sean Bean is so obvious yet i wasn't expecting it.

[@Enwaiyre]

You mean... OBLIVIOus 😉

[@codyspear1263]

I thought his voice matched his face too perfectly xD

[@CaptainLumpyDog]

@@EnwaiyreYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWW!!!!!!

[@omegaarsonist4887]

It's the real life Martin Septim right there ❤

[@Mazaroth]

I was wondering why the fuck wasn't boromirs voice changed but then i realized that i went full retard :D

[@unspookykook]

"... the people of the empire... MY empire..." "THIEF!"

[@Vampirewolfking]

Aragorn was ready to arrest Boromir for trespassing in HIS empire

[@kamixakadio2441]

"YOUR EMPIRE!?"

[@jorvach9874]

@@kamixakadio2441 "Don't make me kill you..."

[@ronjerdee4979]

I laughed so f*cking hard at this part 🤣🤣🤣

[@BlueLightningHawk]

When Aragorn said he saw a mudcrab a few days ago, I lost it.

[@emeralddraegon]

My husband and I bust a gut when Aragorn said that. Totally unexpected! The facial expressions during that part are absolute comic gold. These videos are my new favorite thing!!!

[@georgeoldsterd8994]

Same 😂

[@syn_bandy9208]

Had to spit my coffee out, luckily into the cup, but still...

[@et34t34fdf]

The way they jump from one topic to the next randomly, is exactly like the NPCs in the actual game.

[@XOPOIIIO]

I've heard others say the same.

[@mosherubenstein8248]

Have you heard news from the other provinces?

[@et34t34fdf]

@@mosherubenstein8248 I hear daedra worship is becoming increasingly prevalent in the Summerset Isles.

[@djw_tekken8490]

​@@et34t34fdf oh great!

[@CD-Gaming]

@@et34t34fdf *cough*

[@my-alias-obviousleh]

That little bit after the accidental theft, going in to the loading menu, seeing the last save was right outside the imperial sewers - the tutorial exit - and deciding to continue this cursed reality... I felt that

[@BababooeyGooey]

tfw you're two hours into a session and have forgotten to hit F5

[@madhatter785]

Hahahahah that was so niche and hilariously subtle

[@Ser_Matticus]

Day 124 at only level 1

[@danielfilippov7354]

I always read the loading screen quotes because sometimes they tell you tips, like always saving. I never had that for that reason. Being that far in the game and never saving is now my reason to play the game again

[@oliver6969]

It would've been more fitting if they were forced to load a save after Sean Bean was killed

[@espiogirl]

That way too heavy metallic sound for the ring being put down is such a perfect detail. Also Boromir getting 1 bounty for touching the ring and trying to load an earlier save before realizing it's way too far back LMAO

[@thatsicklypup]

Must have been the Ring of Burden.

[@HappyBeezerStudios]

@@thatsicklypup somebody make a video of bringing the ring into the large oblivion gate in Bruma.

[@JustAlex1795]

"Greetings, Bosmer." "Are you talking to me? Don't."

[@sanguillotine]

Very true to character

[@FLancer218]

One does not simply walk into Oblivion

[@randomname8587]

Yeah you gotta press E first

[@VeryEvilGM]

Meanwhile, speedrunners:

[@jaceydurland9098]

@@randomname8587 I thought it was the spacebar. Must've been my eyes playing tricks on me.

[@CD-Gaming]

Boethia: "Welcome to my little Tournament!" (A Tournament Arc in the middle of a WRPG... Yeah, sounds right to me!)

[@peterittzes]

No-walk challenge runs be like: (no idea if those exist for Oblivion, I never played this game)

[@JoshuaB-wu8pk]

I love the fact that Boromir has sixty hours, 300 some odd saves, 124 days and he is still level one.

[@adepressedcatwithabadnicot246]

and the latest auto-save was at the sewer exit, an hour since his last save. he's been stuck in the sewer the whole time and has been out for at least an hour.

[@joshjames582]

He's power-leveling. Exploiting Oblivion's level-scaling system.

[@Boarbatrice]

He just never thought to sleep

[@AshenBuncakes]

He took 60 hours and 18 minutes to navigate the imperial sewers. That means he spent over 2 real life days in the character creator just before the exit trying to make character that somewhat resembles a person

[@UnrelatedUsername]

"My empire" "Thief!"

[@m0gdred]

I love how the sound effects are all sampled from the game as well, right down to the footsteps. That's some good attention to detail!

[@CreativeUsernameHere-r1k]

Even the wind sounds... i live thsi as an oblivion modder hearing those effects is gorgeus

[@BattleCattleSA]

gimli: "You'll never leave this arena alive! You're outmatched, Elf!" elves stand up gimli: "Can't you settle this peacefully?..."

[@SolDizZo]

He really added spit to that insult! 😂

[@NIKSEEN]

I honestly forgot for a second that Sean Bean voiced Martin and was flabbergasted for a second when Boromir started talking 😂

[@TheRuddster95]

I'm just about to watch the vid and I can't wait lol 😂

[@HappyBeezerStudios]

For me the Septim dynasty has long been replaced with the Bean dynasty. And brother Sean is the son of Emperor Picard VII

[@TheNemisisx]

Fucking aragon just interuppting to discuss mud crabs fucking killed me hahahaha

[@FLancer218]

To be fair, they are nasty creatures

[@GOAT-rl2uq]

Same LMAO Boromir turning around like what the fuck are you talking about

[@tatuira93]

Legolas getting up to interject with vital information "Well at least they're slow"

[@truewalter4193]

But their meat is delicious though 😁

[@XOPOIIIO]

Seems like mudcrabs pose more threat.

[@yeoremuthare677]

Aragorn looking at Frodo so earnestly while telling him he'll be arrested for trespassing is so incredibly funny. I'm so glad this is with the original lines and not AI

[@nikolaybelousov1070]

Maybe high Disposition guard lines would be a better match

[@doomfeast1102]

You call it a great welkynd stone, when it's obviously a ring? --It's a regional expression.

[@guyledouche7939]

Uhhhh upstate Skyrim. Really? Well I'm from Riften and I've never heard anyone call it a Weekend stone. Oh not is Riften no, it's a Winter hold expression.

[@Jupex]

😆

[@KeytarArgonian]

‘Delightfully Daedric Seymour’

[@keenanpercival4337]

Seymour, Kvatch is on fire! No Mehrunes, it's just the northern lights

[@keenanpercival4337]

Seymour, Kvatch is on fire! No Mehrunes, it's just the northern lights

[@fedesso]

I never understood why Falcar made Frodo bring the Ring of Burden all the way to Rivendell just for a mages guild recommendation quest... this is absolutely awesome, dude

[@guyledouche7939]

PLEASE make more videos!!! You're a genius

[@19thunderchild]

I second.

[@KeytarArgonian]

At least he made it out of the wel- uh I mean the Anduin. Tell that to poor Isildur. Never stood a chance.

[@BimpytheWimpyShrimpy]

​@@KeytarArgonian Sam really could've used that _Buoyancy_ spell, huh?

[@MrCupid-zi2qb]

"Let me see your face--" "Showing your face was the last mistake you'll ever make!"

[@plixplux]

"I saw a mudcrab a couple of days ago" looool

[@LupinTelegar]

"I think you should leave, get out of here, I warned you" - brilliant!

[@limalepakko6074]

The ”I’ve been better” made me lose it

[@OmerSaidtr]

Wow, the Oblivion voice lines have never been used in a better way in the history of mankind.

[@GreatOldOneCthulhu]

Except for young scrolls

[@_Thorwaldur_]

​@@GreatOldOneCthulhu Indeed

[@thekiss2083]

Glarthir Elrond brings just the right amount of insanity 😂

[@lorenzoantenucci7216]

You mean paranoia

[@tripmann268]

Sean Bean trying to get everyone to take this seriously hahaa

[@95HH]

Aragorn yelling "thief!" when Boromir says "my empire" is such a funny little detail.

[@Cairsoir]

I lost it at Frodo being delusional as Oblivion NPCs are.

[@visnoga5054]

Or did you mean... oblivious?

[@blender4464]

You got all the way there without losing your shit?

[@Jackflip1996]

“Fine, who are you again”? 😂

[@cimmerianj8997]

Such a Pippin moment!

[@fabiofonv]

Gimli: "You won't leave this arena alive!" Also Gimli 2s after: "Can't you settle this peacefully?"

[@Dhaos620]

Gandalf use an alteration spell when Boromir almost touched the One ring

[@muddy11112]

I would love to see the entire movie with oblivion voice overs

[@maiq5228]

By the nine. This is the best thing you've ever done.

[@CaptainStraya]

Legolas just shouting “don't hurt me” right after the argument starts is so hilarious

[@ChaseMC215]

He started it

[@mageofmoltor]

Imagine my amazement when Sean Bean's mouth started opened and, somehow, Sean Bean's voice came out! Marvelous!

[@yuzzo92]

i would have NEVER realized it would be this fun to put oblivion voices over LotR

[@CreativeUsernameHere-r1k]

Probably this is what Todd Howard had in mind.

[@SpicyPunkRockerOfficial]

@@CreativeUsernameHere-r1kit just works

[@BaldwinVoice]

Saruman comes in running in: “STOP! YOUVE VIOLATED THE LAW!!!”

[@davispeterson1876]

Considering Gandalf is played by Uriel Septim, the only logical choice for Saruman would be Mankar Camoran.

[@TheRuddster95]

​@@davispeterson1876great shout

[@CreativeUsernameHere-r1k]

​@@davispeterson1876I mean I'd use Dagoth Ur, I know not as funny but more fitting in context... albeit breaking the "Oblivion" symphony.

[@HappyBeezerStudios]

You must bring the ring of burden to Xedilian, deep within the Shivering Isles where it was forged.

[@ThunderUnrelenting]

Sean Bean as Sean Bean is PEAK

[@mmackey1951]

By the nine divines! That was divine! That was really well made. Great work

[@eldermer]

Thanks!

[@amelioravictoriadionyssia3323]

Alternate title: group of fantasy friends struggle to tell the difference between a necklace and a ring

[@BimpytheWimpyShrimpy]

Frodo solves it by putting the ring on a chain around his neck. _The Amulet of Rings!_ Now he must just take it and light it in the dragon-fires, in the temple of the One (Ring).

[@amelioravictoriadionyssia3323]

@@BimpytheWimpyShrimpy Smeàgoth? Fargollum?

[@ElJefeRules]

I like how all members of a race share the same voice actor

[@britishwerewolf6153]

Except for the humans, which is also accurate to Oblivion.

[@anonperson3972]

They spent all the VA budget on Sean Bean

[@BimpytheWimpyShrimpy]

​@@anonperson3972every septim, spent on the Septims

[@HappyBeezerStudios]

@@britishwerewolf6153 To be fair, the male Nord, Orcs, Khajiit and Argonians also share a voice actor.

[@pastaman68]

@@HappyBeezerStudiosand a lot of the male redguards as well

[@Wissahickon]

this is the type of video me and my friends would have absolutely died over in 2002 at the age of twelve, and never forget since. I love it.

[@angbandsbane]

I laughed out loud at Frodo's "Uh...what?" face when Boromor called the Ring a welkynd stone

[@HappyWeirdoEmma]

IS THE BABY GONNA CRY lmaoooo

[@2ndperky]

I love choice of voice actors for each character. The Mer voice actors voicing the Elven characters and Patrick Stewart voicing Gandalf, and especially Sean Bean voicing... Sean Bean.

[@Tallorian]

I love how Boromir is actually the player character, while the rest are NPCs 😆

[@elainetamika4822]

And he is still lvl 1 at 60hrs game... 🤣🤣

[@Tallorian]

@@elainetamika4822 probably spent all that time traveling from the starting location!

[@jamesgravil9162]

@@elainetamika4822 It's because he hasn't stopped to rest. You only level up when you go to sleep in a bed.

[@East16]

@@elainetamika4822 tbf boromir did get lost searching for rivendell and his journey out of minas tiras was 111 days without a single side quest completed

[@KyrieFortune]

Patrick Steward's voice on Ian McEllen sounds so good, and it's actually heartwarming because they are friends in real life

[@Fr0st1989]

The discussion of the war being interrupted by talk of mudcrabs and their pincers was fucking hilarious.🤣

[@waseemaqrab8872]

"I fought mudcrabs more fearsome than you" gotta be the worst insult you'll ever get

[@mattbaker7305]

The additions of the "steal" hand and the loading screen, etc: just perfect. "I saw a mudceab a couple days ago" interjecting the empassioned speech by Borimir got me good.

[@verybadastronom879]

This is peak Oblivion! Amazing job Elder Mer!

[@eldermer]

Thank you! 😊

[@gathenhielm9977]

"Darkness may be upon us all, but the people of the Empire... my Empire-" "Thief!" Holy hell, that one got me good.

[@Nysyarc]

Love how accurate it is that everyone suddenly starts yelling "thief!" "stop!" "somebody help!" when Boromir goes to pick up the ring. I remember in the game if you accidentally stole a pair of worn clogs from on top of a random barrel in the middle of the street everyone around would start panicking and shouting for help and next thing you know you've got five guards wailing on you and then kicking your dead body for sport.

[@guyledouche7939]

And he gets a 1 bounty, tries to reload, sees it's all the way back at the beginning, and abandons the reload. Brilliant.

[@s315346]

Crazy how much of a police state Oblivion was. Once you committed a crime, every guard in Cyrodil knows you did it, who you are, and what you look like.

[@OlessanYT]

Using Martin for Boromir fucking got me because it's so obvious that it took me until "welkynd stone" to realise something was amiss

[@ctb7376]

With just over 100 mods,Oblivion is a Masterpiece

[@coppershark1973]

Legolas is right, a mud crab’s pincers are indeed sharp.

[@mrmogensen]

This is one of the best youtube videos I've ever seen

[@hotdogjon6810]

best edit I've seen in a long time.

[@faedarkrose]

I love that Elrond is Glarthir SO MUCH 😂

[@n0rmy001]

Funniest video I've seen in years 10/10 would choke on my sandwich again.

[@Hirfel]

4:22 slayed me

[@Mr357Magnum]

🤣 This is masterfully done. Taking all of Oblivion's idiosyncrasies, the short loading pause, save scumming, and sampling the voices and sound effect to great effect with spot on editing is all done so perfectly. This is 100% what a group of unscripted NPCs would sound like if put in a scene together. Its even funnier with the limited voices. A thumbs up is just not enough.

[@Kz3andMore]

I knew he was the ring leader 😂

[@Cataphract3]

I lost it when Gandalf said show me your face and Gimli interrupts to say showing your face was the last mistake you’ll ever make

[@MCMapandStuff]

00:01 "Loading area" - already lost.

[@AndromedaStormcrow]

Aragorn and Legolas are having a fully different conversation!

[@DMIwriter]

I don't know why, but out of everything, the punch sound effect when Gandalf lays his hand on Frodo's shoulder got the biggest laugh out of me

[@JamesCarmichael]

"I've been better." I spilt my tea.

[@SixshotRevan]

Having Glarthir in place of Elrond really sold this for me. Cranks the Oblivion dialogue to 11.

[@TheOblivionFan]

by the nine, I hope this becomes a new meme genre

[@Kolinichu]

This is such a masterpiece. Long live Oblivion!

[@Gilarack]

The way Frodo de-escalated the situation... some random guy in a generic Cyrodiil dungeon couldn't have done it any better!

[@mrmannyman2]

I love that the conversation makes almost no sense, standard NPC conversation

[@guyledouche7939]

This is the greatest video on the internet. Period.

[@joyfulnoize6958]

Guy is right. Back to you, Skipper.

[@guyledouche7939]

@@joyfulnoize6958 Right you are Ken.

[@grimdavid]

*Somebody help, we got a burglar!*

[@kiltedanais]

Patrick Stewart voicing Ian McKellen was perfect. Who better to voice him than his counter part in so many other roles.

[@klavczarkalafan4191]

"Who's there? Must've been my eyes playing tricks on me" = 1000% sass

[@ChronoJedi]

Lmao! When ghimli falls down and elrond says "You fool" 😂

[@sebYB67]

4:35 Gimli's lips lining up perfectly with the word "elf" was perfection.

[@rhythmharmony2923]

😂😂😂😂 What a successfull creative endeavour! The Interruption at 2:08 🤣 The genuine need of casually sharing the information of his sight of a mudcrab and his oppinion about them perfectly reflected by the actor‘s facial expression… wonderful! 😂🥲

[@ervanaugusto791]

And everyone went along with the change of topix

[@PeaceLoveHeavyMetal]

I fucking love this, I can't even decide which part is my favourite. Sean Bean being dubbed by Sean Bean, with really excellent lip syncing Aragorn complaining about mudcrabs Elrond as Glarthir Aragorn telling Frodo to leave Pippin asking Elrond to spend a night at the abandoned house Genuinely high effort shit post. Respect.

[@ravinosaurus]

0:52, 2:49, 4:36, and the end part are all beautifully synced, it's art in itself

[@eldermer]

Thank you. Some characters were actually easier to sync than others. Elrond was the hardest one. I had to shorten some scenes with him because otherwise nothing would've fit. There're still some scenes I want to change the more I watch the final clip.

[@ForceOfUru]

"Let me see your face..." "Showing your face was your last mistake." xD I can imagine leveling up acrobatics by jumping between the contexts in dialogues. Simply wonderful.

[@Sakkeru96]

For some reason hearing Sean Bean's voice dubbed over Sean Bean made me laugh for five minutes straight. Brilliant meme

[@AnnathePiana]

"Who's there?" 😂🤣😂🤣

[@tatuira93]

This shit's gonna blow up lmao

[@CharliReef]

Gimli: "You'll never leave this arena alive, you're outmatched elf." All the elves: *Stand up* Also Gimli: "Can't you settle this peacefully??"

[@zutena5090]

aragorn's mudcrab interruption kills me

[@marknaughton1849]

Thank you for making this video, it's one of my favourites on KZbin

[@onichateim5572]

This is perfect in every way

[@that_one_helljumper]

The background dialogue is so perfect xd

[@ddohartaigh9687]

By the nine divines, this is hilarious! 😂

[@susah135]

By the nine valars

[@Dorgpoop]

By the nine ringwraiths

[@simbiz5780]

By azura by azura by azura!

[@eleanorburns8686]

First time I've laughed myself to absolute tears in a while... Heaven knows what this says about my sense of humour. ;)

[@naxoxz]

Boromir: Numerous warnings about the forces of evil. Aragorn: *Mudcrabs*

[@HappyBeezerStudios]

The most dangerous beast on Tamriel are cluffracers who drop mudcrabs on people!

[@writerofunimportantthings]

This is the kind of awkward comedy I love.

[@madhatter785]

This is true legitimate artistry. You my friend are a genius

[@eldermer]

Thank you, I appreciate that.

[@Kryptnyt]

I'm dying at the sheer terror of Current Bounty: 1

[@Raziel_J]

Thank you for crafting such a masterpiece ❤😂

[@KeytarArgonian]

‘The empire… my empire..’ *’THIEF!!!’* 💀💀💀

[@neonknight94]

Crazy editing this together, top tier!

[@WeSkeem]

3:42 “it all makes sense now” … “NO!” That took me out

[@Greytuneify]

I love the armour sound clip when Boromir/Aragorn stands up. That sound effect is seared in my memory.

[@dramen]

Absolutely brilliant!! Haha, so on point it's glorious. Sean Bean inception was fantastic that absolutely gor me haha, wonderful work. MORE!