Oblivion Funny/Stupid NPC Conversations Compilation | With Subtitles

[@LordR0ku]

Good to know. STOP TALKING

[@microfighterz]

They really hate talking about the other provinces

[@ejnaygfantzcg]

Pffft.

[@limalepakko6074]

The other provinces must seem pretty crappy to them

[@YesInquisitor]

The funniest conversation I've come across so far was when two members of the fighters guild starts talking about how the guild is recruiting new members and how they should join. lol

[@joshuacook903]

Elf: “I’ve Been better” Lady: “That’s too bad”

[@andylee7883]

High Elf: [Annoyed] “It’s you... hi.” Imperial Soldier: [Cheerful] “HI THERE!”

[@parrot998]

They've clearly just got a Squidward and Spongebob kind of relation.

[@maverickloggins5470]

My favorite part is always the cascade into absurdity. Like it starts out bad enough, then they begin to repeat themselves, and then a guard saunters up the street right into the middle and looks right at u asking how he can help.

[@TonyMontana-ro9wp]

How I speak to my crush

[@divisionunion1658]

No doubt

[@dustin872]

I've heard others say the same.

[@JoseAguirre-ri8tg]

Been better.

[@ethanpower381]

Have you heard any news from the other provinces?

[@WolfRider2002]

@@ethanpower381 Nothing I'd like to talk about

[@gabriellanilsson6827]

"Hello. You haven't seen my sons, have you? They went off into the forest to fight those monsters, and... I'm worried about them." *pause* " "What a shame" *not giving a shit* "Have you heard any word about the other provinces?" "Nothing I like to talk about" "So I've heard" "Heard any news from the other provinces?" "Be seeing you" *walks away* lmaoo

[@frogman72davitto94]

Have you heard any word about the other provinces?

[@naz3858]

@@frogman72davitto94 Nothing I like to talk about

[@frogman72davitto94]

@@naz3858 Go on

[@Joe21345]

@@naz3858 You should be asking for your dialogue back, "What a shame"

[@kabob0077]

@@Joe21345 *Lip smack* What a shame.

[@TheAman2008]

The charm and jank in this game will forever go unmatched.

[@AlyssonKSC]

"We have no emperor and no heir! That's never happened before! I suppose we should all be worried!" _well_

[@TheNumerosopher]

Of all the dialogue clips 😂🤣😂 that one got me the most😂😂

[@HPD1171]

the exchange at 0:14 should not belong on this list. That NPC is demonstrating the same frustration that the player has when having to go through a bunch of dialog options in order to start a quest. this was pure genius and the timing was perfect.

[@emanuelneagu14]

true, it's very funny how good that was, so it should belong on this list.

[@pocketofspaghett2701]

Does anyone else remember hearing a conversation about a shepherd that enjoys cheese? It went something like "That shepherd sure is good at watching his sheep." "Yes. And he loves cheese. And sheep. Just cheese and sheep."

[@mr.slaughterfish]

That sounds funny, although I've never heard it.

[@S.A.O.D.A]

I think that rings a bell...

[@DoktrDub]

pocket ofspaghett I think I remember that

[@arithmetikmilitantpoetry9548]

yeah I died laughing at that one she says it jn such a posh manner too xDD

[@maomaomi5434]

I vaguely remember something like that... Was that somewhere near skingrad?

[@raziel6304]

2:14 I nearly choked from laughter

[@misterudik6101]

2:17 orc : just leave Beggar : "me children are starving" 😂😂😂

[@deNNyTheWiseMAN1]

And he walks away....😂

[@myrin265]

i love how whenever someone asks about the other provinces, everyone either refuses to say anything or just talks about how doomed skyrim is

[@metalmaria26]

There needs to be a "Talk like an NPC" day.

[@draccodare3262]

Lol the best one is: 0:13 I dont have time for you right now... (plot twist) OR EVER! *proceeds to talk with her* Also the weird one: 2:47 "Best way to kill skeleton is with a big weapon... ...Just smack them and watch the bones fly" "You think?" "Good day." *It has no master?!*

[@lovablepsychopaths8260]

He's wrong about that anyway. I've killed skeletons with fire spells and their heads shoot off like bottle rockets.

[@draccodare3262]

@@lovablepsychopaths8260 Yeah of course, I also used fire spells a lot on skeletons and other undead, those NPCs lot of times say some nonsense or misleading things, but at least its funny.. Also it kinda adds to realism .. you hear a lot of fake information in real too

[@LordR0ku]

That poor argonian fellow is just trying to recruit people for the fighter’s guild but everyone shuts him down.

[@NewgirlNola]

They are literally just random sentences put together with no rhyme or reason

[@foresthaviland3612]

1:22 is that the king of Far Far Away?

[@KestrelDC]

“Heard anything about the other provinces?” “I don’t want to talk about the other provinces….. anyway, have you heard anything interesting about the other provinces?”

[@frogman72davitto94]

Heard any news from the other provinces?

[@frogman72davitto94]

They say syndicates of wizards have left a boycott of imperial goods in the land of the Altmer.

[@frogman72davitto94]

The Altmer have powerful wizards,it could be a dangerous situation.

[@markpieexplores]

Nothing I'd like to talk about. Heard any news from the other provinces?

[@cleon24769]

@@markpieexplores Be seeing you.

[@LiftYagami]

Is there anything you’ve heard from other parts of Tamriel?

[@HappyCommando92494]

I remember coming across a begger and he was saying his children were starving or that he needed medicine. Then someone entered a conversation with him and asked how he was doing - his reply: " I'm FANTASTIC, thanks for asking!! 😆

[@andrewwilmshurst2793]

lol, he must have been British!

[@bencheshire]

This was quite ambitious, but it must be the reason most NPCs dont just have AI-chosen random conversations in other games.

[@faceynator]

These are hilarious

[@mr.slaughterfish]

Thank you kind sir! Blessings of Akatosh upon ye!

[@henkarars]

the second one with the blacksmither was pretty realistic, he didnt want to hear her talk and blew her off

[@Retrofire-47]

That was awesome haha. I'm glad KZbin recommended this

[@mr.slaughterfish]

Thank you! I'm glad you enjoyed.

[@frogman72davitto94]

They say syndicates of wizards have led a boycott of imperial goods in the land of the altmer.

[@BalaamsError]

I heard others say the same

[@InsidiousOne]

0:38 They were good sons. What a rotten way to die.

[@drivernephi2212]

Cyrodiil, where people have been better and they don't like to talk about the other provinces.

[@dragroch5536]

Secretly more productive conversations than irl gibberish.

[@raiderrichard7291]

If only people were this simple

[@Jim-ke3vj]

There's no need to be that way. Goodbye.

[@les6447]

Some of these aren't awful and some of them are so random you can't help but burst out laughing lol.

[@gordonschnick12]

I ran across a couple of Mudcrabs not long ago, annoying creatures.

[@ChingWooWang]

pfft

[@eziodelalala1070]

@Sakkra101 i have no more to say to you

[@yutubunn8826]

OR EVER DESTRUCTION 100

[@Manas-co8wl]

Good to know STOP TALKING

[@Kryptnyt]

The priests and priestesses were murdered by the Gods! It all come together!

[@gonwyte8534]

You should hsve had the one where they talk about the anvil chapel attack or the emperor's assassination and the male imperial just yells "NO!!!"

[@LadyCoyKoi]

I can't wait to regain my PS3 piano fat box back, I want to begin playing this game. Looks so much fun just on conversation alone.

[@Alexor715]

There is seriously no end to the fucked up algorithms in this game. _I love it_

[@elric5158]

I want to learn how to fall off a building.

[@keinebuhnefurgrune506]

Yet, no one was asking about the High Elves. These are dark times indeed.

[@finnagarf743]

good, I'm hungry.

[@awewit9246]

Skyrim is for the Nords you have a new subscriber love you're channel

[@FreelancerFreak]

2:52 just smack them and watch the bones fly 🤣

[@KIPPZY]

Greatest video ever. I still come here for a good laugh.

[@DontMessWithLuigi]

Good, i'm hungry

[@tgnm9615]

0:39 "What a shame" Lmao this is so funny

[@affable.pebble]

Basically me talking to my crush

[@hans_____]

I better watch this again. I'm trying to up my speech skill.

[@warhawk638]

Imagine this system but it is expanded with the use of AI deepfake voices, so it’s not just limited to what is voice acted. Surely it would even be more nonsensical and socially awkward.

[@RicoX-17]

LMAO 😂 That was good, thanks for the upload. Your channel is underrated, needs more subs and views. Keep 'em videos coming!

[@aleksm.1863]

1:18 Short and sweet.

[@gustavopaes2879]

Have you heard of the high elves?

[@faSkunK66]

No. No.

[@gregnicholas26]

These are the kind of conversations cats would have with each other.

[@alifratdemir4050]

Is this what malkavians see in their sleep ?

[@parrot998]

Absolutely

[@24bytesandpieces]

1:32 is killing me

[@24Mansfield]

Good! I’m hungry.

[@GrayFoxHound9]

0:30 What a shame What a rotten way to die

[@mcc5295]

Could you upload the non- English ( zulu ) dialogue of the enemies during combat please . Thanks 😊 🙏 FC2 is my personal all time favourite game .... . No one youtube did it yet and I've been searching for it like crazy. Thats the language of my country , south Africa

[@607]

Well, this is interesting indeed!

[@darthbombadil6774]

"No doubt"

[@koalawithchaingun53]

How can I help?

[@Alex-ee5pl]

No. No!

[@franretep9055]

😄

[@Vantaye]

Lmaoo

[@christfollower1643]

time to get right with Jesus. nobody is automatically gonna go to heaven at the end of it, we all have lied or stolen or had sex before marriage and the punishment is hell. Jesus died so you can get a clean slate and forgiveness of future sins if you repent of them once you commit them, so you receive the gift of forgiveness by following him. When you start you have to stop sinning, and follow his word and obey it. That’s following Jesus. Read the Bible

[@palatusgames8800]

🤡

[@dustin872]

So which of the 9 divines is Jesus with?

[@sandmandzkhalil3618]

Nothing I'd like to talk about , be seeing you .