Best of Oblivion's AI / NPC Character Fails and Glitches (Funny Moments)

Elder Scroll IV: Oblivion's greatest fails and dialogue

[@16bit_t]

*intense fighting* *everything stops* " The body is still warm, looks like there's a killer around"

[@eldenboi8354]

*bad ai intensifies*

[@guymine1233]

Come on its radiant ai "it just works"

[@generalriot1804]

morrowind: OUTLANDER

[@arachnade8219]

Whats even better is that crouch and touching the body is also a looting animation. So on top of that he also snagged the guys wallet lmao.

[@sarvarisroilov9313]

@Nicolas Grasslin Lmao

[@yenza4919]

Oblivion: it's been an honour, champion. Skyrim: Citizen.

[@Zatweeb]

Oblivion: pickpocket pickpocket! Guards! Skyrim: *you never should have come here*

[@DanielDornekDorda]

clearly shows you dont pay attention to the details, they dont just call you citizen

[@yenza4919]

Daniel Dorda they don't but citizen is the one I remember best

[@RadioactiveSkullSocial]

Sometimes they say: You have vanquished a great evil from Skyrim. Or the other guards might not appreciate it but I will never forget your heroism. (That second one isnt entirely accurate)

[@thebassics2478]

Skyrim: "You have done this land and world a great deed and saved all of our souls, Dragonborn. For that I thank you."

[@charlieodonohoe316]

"Greetings, Argonian!" "HELLOOOOOOOOO..."

[@jonathankamysek4338]

red guard: go away fool ( oh if that's the way you feel

[@viniciusleonardo6107]

ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne

[@Cr4z3d]

LIFELESS BOI ぽ位宇 *ni

[@SGF08Y]

Best. Voice. Actors. Ever.

[@alalmalal]

DB1995 NAAAAAAAT

[@BeeLegs]

NNINIININININIINININININIINNI

[@theblackbaron4119]

All 4 of them. I know ;) sheogorath has a different one.

[@sikkableeat5614]

Wait, let me try that one again...

[@andrewmaddox9786]

Sometimes I just go and look at the great oak. Magnificent don’t you think?

[@chancellorxeno7896]

*BY THE **_GODS_** THERE'S A **_PSYCHOPATH_** ON THE LOOSE* *BY THE NINE DIVINES! **_ASSAULT! ASSAULT!_*

[@hey.801]

Every feminist ever.

[@arthurmorgan4952]

Ni ni ni ni ni ni ni ni ni ni ni ni ni ni ni ni ni ni ni ni

[@Azumgi]

PICKPOCKET PICKPOCKET

[@GTFOPoetry]

Call the judge and get some fudge

[@jellyfishsouffle]

I love how they slooooowly plummet down shouting that, it's hilarious

[@tornado1025]

Oblivion's NPCs are the closest thing video games have ever gotten to the intelligence of real people

[@eddyyaeji6769]

facts.

[@s0uls4nd]

@Anime Tiddies too too realistic

[@evanstephen300]

I concur. Ninininininininininini

[@orukarm]

Actually you’d be surprised how much they dumbed down the npcs compared to what the npcs originally were in development

[@lamprosfotis3351]

@@orukarm it was 2006 there were hardware limitations at the time

[@shrimpanzee001]

Best encounter I ever had was this: Adoring Fan: "Hello" Imperial Legion Forester: "LET'S TEACH THOSE BASTARDS A LESSON!" Adoring Fan: "Bye" Imperial Legion Forester: "Farewell citizen"

[@Cr4z3d]

shrimpanzee001 XD

[@EVAN-fy9kh]

Time?

[@redfallxenos4585]

@@EVAN-fy9kh He's talking about a personal ingame experience. :/

[@TexasViking_INFP-t_5w4]

I believe it. The foresters up around Bruma are bugged to all hell lmao

[@makaalbarn7258]

The adoring fan can talk with the pirates while the captain is dead on the floor if you are invisible.

[@michaeledmunds1767]

Cyrodil: land of casual and friendly racism

[@Land07]

What do you want, Breton trash?

[@floud1551]

Annoying creature

[@ericmikal4642]

filthy dark elf red guards are .... exotic thieving little elf !

[@shadysam602]

_You'll make a fine pair of boots Lizard!_

[@grugonk]

Bleed foul cat. No wait, that was Morrowind.

[@BakaTaco]

"Bye." "Goodbye!" "Greetings, Argonian." "HELLO!"

[@andrewmaddox9786]

So I’ve heard

[@m.r.9127]

Skyrim: I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow in the knee. Oblivion: ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni!

[@kimkimpa5150]

Don't you mean knee-knee-knee-knee-knee-knee-knee-knee-knee-knee-knee-knee-knee-knee-knee-knee-knee-knee? BY THE NINE DIVINES, OBLIVION PREDICTED THE ENDLESS SKYRIM KNEE JOKES!!

[@dutchafrikaner1204]

Shivering Isles is so great. So insane

[@BlindDweller]

"Oh, what sad times are these when passing ruffians can say Ni at will to old ladies. There is a pestilence upon this land, nothing is sacred. Even those who arrange and design shrubberies are under considerable economic stress in this period in history." - Roger The Shrubber

[@foxofallwits7869]

Translate to english Translated: literally nothing

[@honestgenz4413]

​@@foxofallwits7869 It translated it to no-no-no-no for me

[@sartanko]

1:23 - 3:15 Player was the only one with a bow around, and the arrow that killed the NPC matched the players arrows. Not poor A.I design, only effective detective work from the guard.

[@halinaqi2194]

facts

[@starmaverick011]

The guards has made what gamer called a big brain move😎 Plz kill me

[@dante7302]

The gods know what you did

[@julz_swag]

Plus the guard knows the direction in which he went

[@morningstar2027]

its like skyrim but with an extra chromosome

[@hypocritikill3205]

It's like Skyrim, but fun

[@ytn675]

Yes

[@BenDover-lz6is]

I think skyrim and morrowind are much better games but oblivion has much better meme material!

[@stormcloudsabound]

oh no, skyrim's just as terrible.

[@oozey1330]

@@FlintSparkedStudios right.

[@TheStrangerFromNoWhere]

He was here a second ago *looks straight at you*

[@TheShanicpower]

RotyKoln The super pissed-off face combined with the super casual voice really sells it to me.

[@orukarm]

😂👌

[@4orks976]

"Hey, person I don't know! Have you seen some bitch in here? He was here a second ago"

[@Abella1094]

Ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni!

[@nickhunter8993]

nani?!

[@nickhunter8993]

says the guy with the cartoon pick.

[@cypherusuh]

oh no, not the random dude on the internet who typed "ni" :O

[@AlexYtimiev]

chu say???

[@isaacduggan6539]

Runs-in-Circles shouldve been in skyrim lmao

[@andylee7883]

"Goodbye. Hello."

[@Crytica.]

Oblivion memes are probably one of my favorite memes on the internet. They're criminally underrated tho.

[@midny4087]

*In Argonian Voice* " _You Think?_ "

[@zythel341]

Stop right there criminal scam! You underrated oblivion memes, it's time to pay for your crimes!

[@Iron_Stigmata]

"Greetings, Redguard!" "What do you want, Breton trash?!" That fucking sent me 😭😭😭

[@darkendheart1389]

"Why should I get up to greet the day when every living thing mocks me?" Why can I relate to this on such a spiritual level that it hurts?

[@kimkimpa5150]

Maybe you should consider joining the fighters guild. I hear they're recruiting now.

[@NemesisX94]

Jauffrey is the grandmaster of my order, he lives quietly as a monk in Weynon Priary - near the city of Chorrol.

[@91bpatrick]

It beats being a goblin. Nasty little creatures.

[@Dovah_Slayer]

You have my ear citizen

[@frankenstein6677]

People seem a lot nicer in Oblivion.

[@tsubakiofmelancholy6297]

Skyrim...

[@citrus-dude1425]

Trust me. They aren't of you go to Bravil or Anvil (two towns in Oblivion) The guards are not very nice.

[@PokeDude011]

Let me guess, someone stole your sweet roll.

[@jamiejamerson5930]

"What do you want Breton trash" 😂

[@TheLordSheogorath]

@@PokeDude011 YOU ARE HERE TOO!

[@Playwright-Lorde]

0:03 "I FUCK MUDCRABS'

[@pyro1438]

No... "I FUCK MINECRAFT"

[@Ravennwings]

once its heard, it can not be unheard... is that even a... whatever this is the internet nobody uses grammar here

[@Zatweeb]

Phi Phenomenon IN SKYRIM LIZARDS TURN INTO WOLVES!

[@FluxFreeman]

How's I miss that?! I keep replaying it now, keeping me busy at work

[@Matro_R]

LOL im doing the exact same thing.

[@annaschneider225]

Growing up with this game, I really didn't even realize how hilarious it is until others started pointing it out!

[@Artemis_jay]

Late comment but seriously it’s classic haha and cracks me up. Oblivion was my first of elder scrolls. I’ve played so many hours lol. Same with Skyrim and now ESO.

[@speeskeek9485]

Maybe its because you are actually autistic

[@annaschneider225]

@@speeskeek9485 Haha. I know you meant it as a joke but, I actually am. So maybe honestly hahaha

[@squillafrixum7891]

Ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni

[@MyoclonicJerkCough]

Imagine instructing the voice actor, "OK. now we need a clip of you doing this..." LOL

[@alexweiser1363]

NANI?!

[@idontwannalivebutimtoscare9293]

I died at that point in time lmao

[@0mnicide]

Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-PTANG. Zoom-Boing. Z'nourrwringmm.

[@rouka120]

"Being seeing you, lad." **is talking to corpse** That's actually kind of sad.

[@kakashiuzumaki8541]

6:38 *synchronized* "BY THE GODS THERE IS A PSYCHOPA-"

[@ComradeCowboy3141]

Kakashi Uzumaki BY THE NINE DIVINES! ASSAULT! ASSAULT!

[@EasifyGames]

BY THE NINE DIVINES! ASSA- BY THE GODS THE- HELP, I'M BEING ATTA- BY THE GODS THERE'S A PSYCHOPA- ASSAULT

[@feelsgood7929]

WHAT'S GOING ON???

[@ciarfah]

Kakashi Uzumaki 7:15 as well

[@cayde-6179]

Kakashi Uzumaki HELP I'M BEING ATTAC-

[@fm6036]

the windhelm guard in skyrim said to me "you also dont like that two-handed weapons, i dont like em either" has a 2h hammer on the back ._.

[@MWNolan]

Ikki Kurogane I think they judge it by your highest skill

[@Cr4z3d]

giuLio.moreLLi The Gods gave you two hands...and you use them for your weapon. I can respect that.

[@krimsonk-9478]

Standard Issue.

[@alteye1]

Maybe he thought you were handsome and he was trying to find things you have in common.

[@kayleecaca]

I'm supposed to be sleeping, but instead I'm hysterically laughing at an arogonian yelling *ni ni ni ni* as he runs around like a maniac

[@FartsFromApplz]

Man, oblivion had the best background music. The music alone makes me nostalgic for this game.

[@MsGhoulz]

Forever stuck greeting and saying goodbye for all eternity.

[@MegaManXPoweredUp]

Sounds like the job of a greeter at Wal-Mart.

[@MikadoOkami]

"you can't see me. you can't see me." but we can hear you.

[@Diemos879]

MikadoOkami apparently she knows about john cena too

[@MrRaui]

GUARD YOUR PURSES

[@EasifyGames]

Nobody's purse is safe from me.

[@HallyVee]

Missed the point of this one.

[@tomthestone1470]

She is the mistress who says Ni

[@joshlaber3455]

Adine the Wyvern OMG best comment 😂😂😂 LMAO

[@Entropiccthyarlotep6141]

“We are the knights who say NI.” -Monty Python And the Holy grail

[@DarthHill42]

i was dying when the pirates constantly talking XD

[@Mabra51]

4:19 is not a bug nor a fail, it's the Shivering Isles, everyone and everything is crazy there.

[@casualcrisis6349]

guess it qualifies as a funny moment, then?

[@qlitch]

casual crisis yeah it was pretty funny

[@markwilliams7054]

Oh you got destroyed to poo on the floor son. What a trashing.

[@camendiv]

Including the guards getting turned on when you start killing them after you become the new Prince of Madness xD

[@gokublack8342]

Cheese!!!

[@iusefurryyiffasmyprofilepi4735]

**walks up to lady** character: . lady: "S T O P S T A L K I N G A L R E A D Y"

[@valkaerie8715]

Amazing name

[@seihoukeh]

*Argoni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-an Master race* *BBYY TTHHEE GGOODDSS ! !* (that ending)

[@rimthestew254]

When a pick pocket are more dangerous than Mythic dawn them self that have entire guards trying to kill the poor pick pocket.

[@tiffanyspencer1082]

The guards attacking each other is probably my favorite 😂😂

[@metalmaria26]

I hate how all the elves in this game have the same wimpy voice.

[@michaeledmunds1767]

Vornalph I mean...... they're elves....

[@SireBab]

It's like every race/gender combo had the same exact voice actor. Oh wait.

[@dronespace]

Vornalph the Dunmer in Morrowind sounded badass

[@ivaniii4135]

I love it

[@slavvingsquats2146]

dronespace Yee. When they would say "outlander" it sounded so tough

[@anoldbeggar9742]

*BY THE GODS*

[@dende9471]

For the first one, it's not even a bug or glitch. The player cast frenzy on the first guard and the others accidentally struck eachother while going for them, so that initiated combat with others.

[@tsubakiofmelancholy6297]

Eh actually I had same thing in Kvatch between the city guards and the legion never used fury didn't even have it or know what it was. They just suddenly started killing each other.

[@hypocritikill3205]

krystal kies the people of kvatch have had it rough, they were just blowing off steam

[@hiranmaydas4921]

Nope, its actually a bug. I was once wandering the forests outside Bravil and then all of a sudden I was attacked by some bandit. For some reason, two Imperial Foresters were also patrolling the area and came to my aid (possibly the bandits aggro'd them?). One Imperial Forester shot an arrow at a bandit and it accidentally hit the other Forester. So, both of those Foresters ignored me and the bandits and started fighting each other like they were the worst enemies of each other. It was hilarious.

[@Shadowoftheoldones]

Once I closed the great gate at Bruma only to find all the guardsmen attacking Martin Septim. He killed all of them and started walking back to Dragon Ruler Temple with Baurus still trailing behind, smacking him with a katana and yelling belligerent declarations. Martin didn't seem to notice he was in a fight and kept walking.

[@livilu5865]

I just remember the back of the Xbox 360 case there was a quote that said "Oblivion is the best game I've ever seen" and I think about that a lot.

[@shinyshiny82]

The hundreds of hours I've put into Oblivion and i still find things I've never seen! And so many other great memories that i see in your videos, thanks for the nostalgia.

[@linkarson241]

SHOULD HAVE PAID THE FINE >:(

[@casualcrisis6349]

💀😂😭

[@Zatweeb]

6:38 by the gods there a- *BY THE GODS THERES A*

[@TehUltimateSnake]

Zatweeb *B Y T H E G O D S*

[@maki49574]

Those pirates just talk all day/night.

[@pastorofmuppets9346]

Those two pirates must be the best friends ever

[@TheWeedlover666]

he pickpocketed a sleeper Dawn agent

[@kardashevtypeiii1805]

1:31 Such a beautiful game. I felt a moment of utter peace in simply looking at the scenery and listening to the music. I hope the next Elder Scrolls follows Oblivion in look and feel, and not Skyrim.

[@MaddieB]

That guard chasing you through the water was genuinely alarming. All you needed was some Jaws music.

[@MinkSubliminals]

The first clip is my brain cells trying to make a decision

[@LightPillar]

"It just works"

[@armintargaryen9216]

Is this a JoJo reference???

[@markwilliams7054]

@@armintargaryen9216 76

[@konnosx1213]

Overpriced open world it just works

[@LeePelagius]

dost thou even hoist

[@toddenrico2748]

EndOv I’ve heard others say the same.

[@HenningAndersen]

The part with the senile pirates in the house constantly greeting each other made me laugh harder than I have in weeks

[@Bauglir100]

…You think?

[@theshewolf7932]

By Azura, by Azura, by Azura its THE LISTENER!!

[@dylansanderson9056]

no

[@MinktheStorykeeper]

By azura by azura by azura by azura by azura by azura by azura by azura by azura by azura by azura by azura by azura by azura by azura by azura by azura by azura by azura by azura by azura

[@MatthieuAmherst]

They had some good voice actors. "WHY WONT YOU DIEEE!!", always got me.

[@dlew223]

For the third one.. i mean he still has his bow out and he's the only one on the whole waterfront with a bow and arrow lol

[@Kylec0pezTR]

ive mugged someone on their own literally in the middle of nowhere before and about 5 minutes later a guard ran up to me to try and arrest me for my crimes

[@RinkoDinko]

I wish I had a friendship as healthy as those pirates have

[@SparkySINN]

I love the psychotic nature of the NPCs in Oblivion....made it so much fun... like being Alice in Wonderland....

[@Dinjur]

*B Y T H E N I N E*

[@rokturi]

[C L E A R S T H R O A T]

[@BananaSplit1209]

*GASP* _what's going oooooonnnn_

[@stabwound16]

5:04

[@itsjonga]

So creepy

[@antoniomarino9444]

Ni ni ni ni ni ni ni

[@Quaila]

:Oc !?

[@faltanato6375]

Oblivion:stop! Oblivion:can we just go peacefully?! (During combat) Skyrim:ARGGGG! Skyrim:do you think you can defeat a Nord?!

[@kyuybey]

Go away, fool! oH if tHAT'S the way you feel?!

[@some_one1169]

3:29 PICKPOCKET!! PICKPOCKET!! GUARD YOUR PURSES!!

[@zillycizinec582]

GAAAaaurds! GAAAaaaaURdsss!!!

[@midny4087]

Drive Thru Intercom Voice - Good Morning welcome to Mcdonald's! Me: Helllloooooooooo! Voice: What would you like to sir? Me: Nothing I'd like to Talk about . . . *Turns head Stiff-ly and Drives off*

[@chrome6570]

00:03 i‘ve bought minecraft

[@giovannivieira5830]

LOOOOOL SOUNDS EXACTLY LIKE THAT

[@Sheepo25]

After being repeatedly impaled with arrows Imperial Guard: *gasp* What's going on?

[@shoes4clues955]

At first I thought he said "Bobby's still warm. Looks like there's a pillar about him."

[@Avokrypha]

6:38 By the *GODS*

[@ogithesergal4182]

Me: *Picks up item for examination* Shop owner: "PICKPOCKET!!!!"

[@BrandonAEnglish]

Those two NPCs alternate from chit-chat to trash-talking each other, just like true BFFs.

[@arthurcazes1605]

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[@geelandry322]

The power of copy and paste

[@epicjohncenafan5605]

could have doubled it

[@Cr4z3d]

Arthur Cazes yes

[@baxtron5000]

BY THE GODS THERE'S A PSYCHOPATH ON THE LOOSE

[@losmilodonte]

B Y T H E N I N E S

[@thadgravy9759]

Lol the greatest thing I've ever heard was something along the lines of Imperial: Hello! Khajiit: hello there Imperial:I hate you smelly khajiits Khajiit: Did you hear about the oblivion gates opening up? Imperial: Farewell Khajiit: Goodbye

[@BIackDomina]

12:47 probably the only interaction that made any sense ever.

[@lvlupent.7334]

the guard skirmishes where u get all the lookalike Wes Johnson's to kill each other yelling about *THE FINE* and *THE LAW* is always hysterical when it occurs.

[@FourEyedFrenchman]

[ B R E T O N T R A S H ]

[@alexbenavidez4500]

Runs-in-circles is a big mood.

[@butternutbitches5903]

*dead body he just killed* Ulen: "You remind me of-"

[@jigsaucemusic]

every npc in this game has schizophrenia

[@poyo4738]

*looks directly at them* I swear they were here a second ago

[@frogman72davitto94]

"Yeah. Buy a goddam book. It's a bookstore, ain't it? Don't just go peeking at them! Buy one! I'm Bugak gro-Bol, and I say you better buy a goddam book. And right away, dammit!"

[@stewartsaurus5796]

I like the oblivion argonian voices more. Ninininininininininininininininininininininininininininininininininini I like the skyrim argonian voices more.

[@krimsonk-9478]

The archery bit can be explained. You have a FOOKIN BOW with ELVEN Arrows and she has a FOOKIN ELVEN ARROW in her dome and you're being hella weird running around the place, eavesdropping and not saying a word. You're wanted for questioning.

[@wv8d]

*intense fighting* Everyone stops and walks away like nothing happened

[@SubidubidubiDu1]

The video's avatar is seriously going to make me start a whole new game, I've always wanted my character to look like Danny De Vito.

[@Bawsack121]

The first clip, all the same voice actor, genius

[@dzidraluksevica2673]

I'm starting to feel nostalgic for Oblivion

[@Jm-ki4su]

I swear, there can be a full hour of just Oblivious guards being themselves. What with them murdering each other than vowing to find the killer...

[@splritwolf]

....he was 'ere a second ago 😯

[@wesley-fp6gl]

Those pirates XD

[@bakersmileyface]

a) I killed some goblins earlier on i) Nasty little beasts aren't they? 10 seconds later i) I heard there's some goblins around a) I try to avoid them.

[@harayoursenpai1180]

Nico nico ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni !

[@wackytheatrical]

HaraYourSENPAI original

[@irgendwer3610]

cancer

[@tuscag]

*points gun at head.*

[@addisongregory103]

I swear if I hear anything about the Fighters Guild ONE MORE TIME... I’m gonna lose it

[@r1singthorn4451]

I once watched two legion Foresters shooting at one another outside Bruma. Each arrow landing a blow on their armor. I wondered what could cause so hilarious carnage, as they yell at one another "DIE DAMN YOU!" As I slowly walk away I see the evidence of why they both attacked one another. Two steel arrows that had killed a deer. I turn back and see these two legion foresters passively shooting one another. Each time a shot lands on one of them they goad one another "YEEAHHAAA" "WHY WON'T YOU DIE" I was generally entertained for about 20 minutes until all of a sudden they break their state of hysterical madness and put away their weapons and walk away I walk up to one of them and the first thing I get is. "Citizen?"

[@S.A.O.D.A]

To be fair, for the third one, the guard did see you walking around the woman and him in a suspicious way, carrying a bow with the same arrow type, and walking over in the direction you did. It's actually the most realistic outcome.

[@charcodelluvia3799]

There's no need to get violent! **BAM**

[@Rodolka]

Well… there's a corpse with an arrow in it's head, and you seem to be the only one carrying a bow...

[@sweatymexicand3]

by the nine divines! ASSAULT ASSAULT

[@birddaddydetta]

HydraD3 There's no reason to get viahlent

[@jt4811]

Who goes there